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@WhoElseButJarjosa Жыл бұрын
So you have slain a few frostbite spiders, and yet...
@Randych Жыл бұрын
@@WhoElseButJarjosa So you have slain a few Spermcloaks, and yet...
@awesomefobstar Жыл бұрын
@@Randych so you have slain a few Pimperials, and yet…
@Voids_Avatar Жыл бұрын
omg it a little kitten!
@thezanzibarbarian57295 ай бұрын
I'm sure I've seen other players with Miraak now as a follower. But I've yet to find out how it's done. _So... Any ideas or is it a MOD that I've yet to come across?_ 🤔🤷♂
@ladyalicent705 Жыл бұрын
“I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path” has the same energy as “I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school”
@Xhalph Жыл бұрын
"This isn't even my main account."
@GiegueX Жыл бұрын
"I could've won I was just lagging"
@jordanwilson4182 Жыл бұрын
That’s a valid excuse
@user-ir1rt3sk5l Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@solovevkiril Жыл бұрын
In Russia we call it "Yes, I have a gaming PC, but at my grandma's house"
@lilron1349 Жыл бұрын
"I could've slain him myself...but I chose a different path" *Gets bodied by Valok the Jailor*
@hungcuong606 Жыл бұрын
I mean he did get caught unprepared when Vahlok discover his plan and they were in an age where dragon were more unify and have servant that work for them So Mirrak didn’t challenge them, he got caught with his pants down and are force into a last stand Also Vahlok didn’t face Mirrak alone
@konodioda6969 Жыл бұрын
@@hungcuong606 How do you know that Vahlok did not face Miraak alone? They're both Nords so it be pretty possible that it's a fight for death.
@hungcuong606 Жыл бұрын
@@konodioda6969 temple of Mirrak is littered with dragon skeletons It was a fight to the death i never said it wasn’t however I highly doubt it was a duel where Vahlok challenge Mirrak and vice versa. It was basically an all out civil war
@NotDiltz Жыл бұрын
@@hungcuong606 just because there's tons of dead dragons does not mean they were in that fight lmao
@lonecourierjoeyv2133 Жыл бұрын
@@hungcuong606 he still got his ass beat tho So, i doubt he could’ve beaten the world eater
@Shane-ri4bq Жыл бұрын
Miraak is literally "I could have gone pro but I tore my ACL"
@francargeric1 Жыл бұрын
I took an arrow to my knee
@TheLoveTrain Жыл бұрын
I could’ve gone pro if I hadn’t joined the Navy
@richardblack9474 Жыл бұрын
@@TheLoveTrain I learned Dragonrend you know At some cushy Bards Collage Try the College of Winterhold Could have become Archmage if I didn't have to win a civil war I'm not one of those shouting fossils from High Hrothgar I could break Alduin in two, with my bear hands Don't fuck with this dragonborn
@AndroidNoir-L06k Жыл бұрын
@@richardblack9474XDDD
@zioptis409 ай бұрын
That one guard could have been an adventurer like you, before he took an arrow in the knee
@-Grovesy- Жыл бұрын
Miraak is the type of kid that would put a rock in a snowball because he was losing.
@Universexy1 Жыл бұрын
I ain’t never heard that before XD probably because it only snows like once every blood moon in the south
@fapfapfap18927 ай бұрын
I just straight up threw a stick instead 😂
@TheSoundita Жыл бұрын
"I could have slain Alduin myself but my sweetrolls were in stove"
@jaccrozbonez Жыл бұрын
Best reason ever!
@hungcuong606 Жыл бұрын
Mirrak the first doughvakiin
@idkname420 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like a line that can get implemented in the Miraak's bakery mod.
@TheSoundita Жыл бұрын
@@idkname420 well there is a mod where you can save Miraak and make him your companion/walking chest/husband (yes yes yes). This mod includes him sandboxing so he can really mine for ore, smith smth, pray or cook while you pick your nose in the area where such thing is possible
@NCRForLife Жыл бұрын
Is this on Nexus?
@chadharger9323 Жыл бұрын
Miraak - You have done little beyond killing a few dragons. Also Miraak- and yet. . .dear divines and deadra! How many wolves did you kill? Are there any even left in Skyrim?!
@dondoken1353 Жыл бұрын
And chickens! Oh you monster
@lizzieandmocha1131 Жыл бұрын
And yet...Holy mother of Mara...are you half nirnroot?! How many of those have you eaten?!?
@river7874 Жыл бұрын
YOU HAVE HOW MANY WHEELS OF CHEESE STORED IN BREEZEHOME?!?!?
@NoobiePro114 Жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn clearing Skyrim of wolves would irreversibly damage the ecosystem even more so than dragon attacks.
@Muster_Muckee_II Жыл бұрын
@@NoobiePro114 Well, it's not the Dovahkins' fault. Those moronic wolves see a 5'5 - 6'0 upright walking creature carrying bizarre glowing weaponry, wearing clanking, shuffling armor, sprinting around at inhuman speeds, never tiring and all while speaking in a strange tounge and then, for some unholy reason, the wolf decides that thing would be an easier source of food than a rabbit or deer. Game devs don't understand animals apparently.
@KarlPHorse Жыл бұрын
Every dragon you kill, increases the Copium that Miraak is inhaling.
@Jules-69lol Жыл бұрын
"trust me bro I could've killed him bro I swear please bro you gotta believe me bro I just chose a different path bro plea-"
@ladyalicent705 Жыл бұрын
“I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school, you don’t know her! No please bro you gotta believe me, she’s real bro and she’s really hot she’s just from another school bro plea-“
@jaltersimpf2p613 Жыл бұрын
So basically it doesn't matter what u do he still flexes his superiority over u
@gehrig7593 Жыл бұрын
Last one is middle school level excuse "I could have done it but i didn't want to"
@jaccrozbonez Жыл бұрын
It's because he learned Dragon Aspect and Bend Will before you did
@CelestialDraconis Жыл бұрын
@@gehrig7593 I mean tbf, how many of us have foregone the main quest just to f off and do our own thing with mods and such? Miraak is just on his 27th playthrough with Alternate Start installed.
@TheNecroFisherman Жыл бұрын
@@CelestialDraconis I never thought of it this way
@kirkfogg8366 Жыл бұрын
As insufferable as it gets lol
@steveaustin4013 Жыл бұрын
“I could have slain him myself..but then I took an arrow to the knee”
@heliosdromus7231 Жыл бұрын
It’s literally 1984
@KingSwan09 Жыл бұрын
BEST ONE YET!!!
@topramen53445 ай бұрын
Classic
@atoastedtoaster4 ай бұрын
Oh he got married
@Wodferd Жыл бұрын
"You have no idea the true power a Dragonborn can wield!" "Sorry old timer, i can't hear you over the sound of my Fortify Restoration loop"
@Aztec_Warrior1 Жыл бұрын
While wielding the insanely overpowered fork that insta kills anything it hits.
@kostkostkos2514 Жыл бұрын
Wooden training sword that burns gods to death
@imapopo2924 Жыл бұрын
"I can make armor so powerful, that I could put it on a random no name civilian, tell them to PUNCH you ONCE, and you would die instantly. Would you like to find out how powerful my set is?"
@yazanhussam818210 ай бұрын
"Your Fortify Restoration loop is no match for my greatly buggy boss fight system, good luck hitting me once I am transparent for eternity"
@MrPanda-sw4lf9 ай бұрын
@@yazanhussam8182 I can feel you.
@PelenFuzzlefurr Жыл бұрын
"So you killed Parthunax AND Alduin. You are the monster here, Dragonborn"
@Bruced82 Жыл бұрын
Won't even touch the game' without the spare Parthunax mod active...
@wcc4269 Жыл бұрын
@@Bruced82 bow down to dragon himmler
@chadharger9323 Жыл бұрын
@@Bruced82 Eh, I just ignore Delphine after Skyhaven is cleared. Beem learning how much of the main quest can be ignored like not reporting back to Baalgruf after the first dragon is killed. Just wait for the greybeard summon to happen at around the stables. You can skip the college and go straight to Septimus. The one we can't skip is the Delphine stuff. There is a mod called At Your Own Pace. Part of that mod puts Windcaller's Horn back at the dungeon instead of Delphine's letter but you have the choice to trigger the Delphine stuff when you're good and ready. That and couple of other thing about that mod tells me that it should be possible to remove Delphine from the main quest without breaking the game. A 'letter from a friend' or anonymous Blade member letter could be what triggers the dragonrend quest instead of Alduin's wall. Delphine and Esbern still have to show up for the peace treaty though. I don't there's any way to cut them out of that.
@francogaray3273 Жыл бұрын
@@Bruced82 I've played only vanilla and never touched the good Parthunax
@therapscallion64753 Жыл бұрын
@@chadharger9323 wait what? What happens if you skip going to balgruuf?
@arbiter11171 Жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: I had a healthy breakfast this morning. Miraak: I could have had a healthy breakfast when I walked the earth. I could have had 2.. no 10 hundred bajillion healthy breakfasts!
@HittokiriBattousai17 Жыл бұрын
Yeah you could have killed Alduin but you didn't because you were busy, c'mon bro
@akamakigo8557 Жыл бұрын
and then proceeded to be beaten by another dragon priest, c'mon bro!
@jaccrozbonez Жыл бұрын
He was yoinked into Apocrypha by a Daedric Lord after all, not like Alduin would bother going there just to fight Miraak without having to deal with Hermaeus Mora too
@virdamofromko-metru1161 Жыл бұрын
I mean mood. How many hours have you played Skyrim without going to Bleak Falls Barrow?
@hungcuong606 Жыл бұрын
He was busy doing side quest Hermaeus Mora keep giving him settlement to help
@bingusgaming3635 Жыл бұрын
@@hungcuong606 accurate the dragonborns are errand boys for everyone
@ThatDrako Жыл бұрын
It always irritates me how my tank-build Dragonborn is so easily grounded by that Miirak’s 1 dollar store sparks… Like…come on..
@Skullhawk13 Жыл бұрын
Game developers just can’t resist scripted stupidity. You might be a badass god but you’re still getting kidnapped by a mook because bad writing.
@user-om3iw4it6p Жыл бұрын
Dollar store? You can get that shit for free 💀
@VeryPeeved Жыл бұрын
@@Skullhawk13 HOHOHO TRAVELLER, THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME, I'LL BE TAKING THAT.
@3Hg594 Жыл бұрын
I'd say because that's when you've first arrived in Apocrypha for the first time in a weakened state(tentacles?!🤐) but I'd be sounding like those guys who try to explain every obvious plot hole, So forget what i just said. 😂
@teirdalin Жыл бұрын
@@VeryPeeved This. xD
@FirstLast-cg2nk Жыл бұрын
Just remember, this guy thought he could keep a secret from the literal Daedric Prince of secrets.
@Venneroth Жыл бұрын
In its own house.
@user-qp9eo7ks2j10 ай бұрын
Y HM no podía hacer nada al respecto, más que utilizar/servir a TLDB para que haga el trabajo sucio.
@TheEmpiresStrongest7 ай бұрын
Like that deadric prince wouldn’t know what he was up to.
@jdrvargo2877 ай бұрын
Miraak was an arrogant MFer, no doubt about that.
@DolusVulpes6 ай бұрын
@@Venneroth to us, this is a god conscripting us to fight the most dangerous enemy we've ever confronted to Hermaeus Mora, this is pest control
@SaintDamain Жыл бұрын
Miraak: “So you slayed Alduin. Well done. I could have slain him myself back-“ Dragonborn: “And Parthurnaax.” Miraak: “Ah.” Dragonborn: “And the emperor.” Miraak: “Well…” Dragonborn: “Also the Harkon Vampire cult.” Miraak: What does that matt-“ Dragonborn: “Also Movarth.” Miraak: “Dude no way!” Dragonborn: “And General Tullius.” Miraak: “Right.” Dragonborn: “And Ulfric Stormcloak.” Miraak: “…” Dragonborn: “And Potema the Wolf Queen.” Miraak: “Enough of this!” Dragonborn: “And All eleven of the High Dragon priests.” Miraak: “ō_ō” Dragonborn: “And your mom.” Miraak: “Depart from me-“ Dragonborn: “And your dad.”
@WomanSlayer69420 Жыл бұрын
how dare you kill paarthurnax >:(
@SaintDamain Жыл бұрын
@@WomanSlayer69420 And the emperor, and the Harkon vampire cult, and Movarth, and general Tullius, and Ulfric Stormcloak, and Potema the Wolf Queen, and all eleven of the high Dragon Priests, and your mom, and your dad.
@WomanSlayer69420 Жыл бұрын
@@SaintDamain eh they can go, but Paarthurnax? How bloody dare you.
@SaintDamain Жыл бұрын
@@WomanSlayer69420 Yes but also the emperor, and the Harkon vampire cult, and Movarth, and general Tullius, and Ulfric Stormcloak, and Potema the Wolf Queen, and all eleven of the high Dragon Priests, and Miraak’s mom, and Miraak’s dad.
@WomanSlayer69420 Жыл бұрын
@@SaintDamain that doesn't justify you killing Paarthurnax. I *demand* you reset your entire game and do a playthrough where you kill all the villains except Paarthurnax to atone for your sins.
@kurtisrichards1082 Жыл бұрын
“I could’ve slayed him myself” of course you could’ve bro💀
@baconlando4569 Жыл бұрын
Miraak sets the difficulty to novice
@deathbunny3048 Жыл бұрын
Let's be honest, he's easy XD I mean I killed him with a spoon....
@RMadaraPlay Жыл бұрын
He could have, he was literally made for this, auri El gave him all the power necessary to slay alduin but he betrayed and went off to be tentacled by herma mora
@homicidalgeorge Жыл бұрын
@@RMadaraPlay hes probably japanese
@salamantics Жыл бұрын
@@baconlando4569 I thought telekinesis was a parlor trick, you can actually use it to kill people?
@beelzebub7221 Жыл бұрын
"I could have slain him myself, but i chose a different pa-" "Well bro say what you want but according to the records that are not-so-well hidden in your own realm, you 100% got your ass clapped by the dragon equivalent of a prison guard.. any comments about this?"
@user-qp9eo7ks2j10 ай бұрын
Súmale un ejército de dragones en su mejor momento, y un sacerdote dragon que me atacan por sorpresa, claramente no iba a poder hacerlo. Pero 1 v 1 contra Alduin claro!
@TotallyCluelessGamer2 ай бұрын
"Well... umm... guards back in my day level scaled all the way up with you, so he was like level 150 so there!"
@feenickstv4209 Жыл бұрын
Miraak: *spends thousands of years becoming powerful in apocrypha* Also Miraak: *only uses the novice lightning spell*
@eizenkanz7668 Жыл бұрын
"You have no idea of the true power a dragonborn can wield!" Me, the Thane of the Reach, Pale, Eastmarch, and the Rift, Archmagus of Winterhold, Listener of the Night mother, Agent of Nocturnal, Imperial Legatus, Half blooded Coldharbour Vampire, harbringer of the companions, possessor of a literal armory of Daedric Artifact, the Last Dragonborn, and The Slayer of Alduin : "🌚.....yes"
@vectro4284 Жыл бұрын
Imperial? That makes it all irrelevant!
@pappar2669 Жыл бұрын
Imperial???? Not a true Nord eh?
@KingDashh Жыл бұрын
and yet
@liamjm9278 Жыл бұрын
Do you really think he'd care about most of those titles?
@yeet.mp8458 Жыл бұрын
@@liamjm9278 how about my fork that could one shot anything on legendary difficulty along with armor that can take a hit from the literal divines? Oh and don't forget my 90% magic resistance and 100% magic absorption. He'll definitely care about that when he gets obliterated in one swing.
@pride2184 Жыл бұрын
Skyrim paradoy said it best "i choose a different path" "really because it looked like you pissed them off and they burned your whole temple down" "oh look its the rainbow warrior"
@ladyalicent705 Жыл бұрын
That’s because he left a cigar burning on the nightstand! OK? It happens!
@steve_broxi Жыл бұрын
"you have no idea the true power a dragonborn can wield" *Whips out 5 trillion health absorbing fork*
@Elderflowerpunch Жыл бұрын
I could have slayed Alduin but another settlement needs my help.
@spysideways7824 Жыл бұрын
Lmao Here i marked it on your map
@bradleyschmaltz5192 Жыл бұрын
Wrong game bro 😂
@youreafurryhuh3 ай бұрын
Fallout 4 protagonist: "No... GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
@GlidingZephyr Жыл бұрын
"So, you captured Ohdaviing...then the Court Wizard of Whiterun did *what?* And then you released him to ride on his back to *where?* To kill *who?* Okay. I could have done that."
@heli0s101 Жыл бұрын
He has Bend Will, getting a dragon to fly him there would have been the easy part.
@iponce2 Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of the Dragonborn regailing Miraak with the detailed story of how he killed Alduin. And Miraak listening very respectfully lol
@toniodu371200 Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile me randomly summoning both dragons on a lvl 10 bandit camp
@seb2750 Жыл бұрын
If two dragonborns fight, will the winner absorb the power like Highlander? Eat his dragonsouls and shouts
@MadNinjaGirl Жыл бұрын
Considering Miraak kill steals your dragon souls, and you get them back once you kick his ass, I’d say yes. You absolutely absorb his dragonsouls. Not sure about the shouts tho. Possibly? Lorewise, maybe, gameplay not so much
@elite_bystander_6073 Жыл бұрын
You take all the souls he stole from you back and his own soul as well.
@pelinalwhitestrake3367 Жыл бұрын
You probably take his own soul as well, since he also has the soul of a dragon.
@zacharyrollick6169 Жыл бұрын
Maybe, except Mora had dibs on it.
@chene-aurelgaudreau1072 Жыл бұрын
@@zacharyrollick6169 I’m pretty sure Dragonborn souls always return to akatosh, so I don’t even know if mora could have dibs on it.
@madmanszalinski Жыл бұрын
"So you killed Old Salty. Yeah, I'm probably gonna die soon."
@loganpike88 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@jrockwell19 Жыл бұрын
"I could've slain Alduin, but I chose a different path." "Yeah, a path that crossed the road because you're a chicken! Bwok, bwok, bwok!"
@jamalwhitaeger7 ай бұрын
And I thought, my jokes were good.
@MackenzieHumanex-kv9ov4 ай бұрын
YOOOOOOO!!!! ROASTED!!!!!!!
@michaelsimpson48022 ай бұрын
DAMN
@vexywexypoo Жыл бұрын
I was about to ask "what about no dragons?" but then I remembered this DLC starts after you kill the first dragon 😀
@shad03void99 Жыл бұрын
I think you could brute force your way to Solsteim, but I gotta go check that out myself. If I do, I'll let you know
@willhornsby206 Жыл бұрын
the questline starts after progressing a bit through Way of the Voice. But you can go to solsteim if you go to the ship and pay to go there.
@Deaglan753 Жыл бұрын
@@shad03void99 you can go there even after just escaping helgan you just can't start the questline of fighting Miraak because Freya isnt at the temple
@shad03void99 Жыл бұрын
@@Deaglan753 Ahhh, aight. Thanks
@vexywexypoo Жыл бұрын
@@willhornsby206 I know, I meant the plot tho
@hasangarmarudi2178 Жыл бұрын
I like how every dragonborn in chat took those personally 😂❤
@bcgazero6472 Жыл бұрын
Miraak:i could've slain him myself Everyone:yeah,sure you could,buddy
@TheRealGraceon Жыл бұрын
It'd be funny if Skyrim was realistic and if you had max magic resistance, his shock spell doesn't phase you and you just cut right to the final boss and skip the whole DLC lmao
@tunencio7288 Жыл бұрын
max is 90 soooo...it is going to happen always
@Jeffrey18O Жыл бұрын
*Dragonborn arrives* Miraak: What was that? *Try to take out the dragonborn with shock but their magic resistance is too high* Miraak:...Oh fuck.... *Cut to the Miraak flying off of the tower to his death*
@willhornsby206 Жыл бұрын
Not with extremely op enchants.
@havelock5619 Жыл бұрын
If you have magic absorption and it triggers on the attack and stops it from hitting you, you just kinda stand there unharmed while he monologues. Its really awkward and doesnt change the scene, you still fade to black even if you dont get hit.
@EnbyOccultist Жыл бұрын
@@tunencio7288Shock resistance caps around 80%, add on the 80-90% magic resistance, then add magic absorption from Breton race, atronach stone, and enchantments as well... you could very well become immune to it if I'm not forgetting any questionable design choices.
@_spooT Жыл бұрын
"I could've slain him myself" *gets folded by the last dragonborn even with the help of dragons, proceeds to get yeeted by Mora
@user-qp9eo7ks2j10 ай бұрын
Pero, literalmente doblegó al tipo que venció a Alduin, no es broma lo de que podría haberlo diezmado casualmente. Y HM dio el golpe de gracia, sin la ayuda de DB el no tenía nada que hacer contra Miraak, ni siquiera en su propio reino.
@FaithfulOfBrigantia Жыл бұрын
"I could have slain Alduin but i chose a different path". I see Mirak is my previous character.
@AtariEric Жыл бұрын
"What part of _World Eater_ did you not understand, Miraak? Did you think you were just a garnish?"
@way2tehdawn Жыл бұрын
Miraak saying he could have beaten Alduin is like George Foreman saying he could have beaten Ali but just CHOSE to become a grill salesman.
@adamvialpando106 Жыл бұрын
George actually could have beaten Ali. Ali was a master strategist but if he had failed at any point he would have lost. If George hadn't retired he might have done better in a rematch against Ali. Maybe not win but still not get knocked out.
@Ledecral Жыл бұрын
While Miraak is stronger than Alduin by the events of Skyrim, it took him several Thousand years as Herma-Mora’s boy toy to reach that level. If you go by their level caps, it takes you less than a year in-game to surpass Alduin.
@yep1486 Жыл бұрын
tbf: Npcs can't grind by themselves so he had to wait for you
@user-qp9eo7ks2j10 ай бұрын
Lo dudo, con todos los beneficios que tenía hace mil años el podría haber diezmado a Alduin según el lore.
@adelysgutierrez9133 Жыл бұрын
"but I chose a different path". Yeah, rebelling against dragons, losing, being chased to Solstheim, imprisoned and fucked by Vahlok and being rescued by Herma Mora but having to be his bitch. I'm sure he's happy with the path he chose xD
@user-qp9eo7ks2j10 ай бұрын
Miraak >>>> HM.
@sworddemonboggle1491 Жыл бұрын
“I could have slain Alduin blindfolded with both arms tied behind my back. But I didn’t because that would have been too easy”
@garpogods8323 Жыл бұрын
I'd love it if if you killed an absurd amount he would start getting afraid of you. "And yet... By Akatosh, that must be atleast two hundrend of them! Youve killed Alduin and... Paarthurnax? Do you even sleep?!
@kratkartan1486 Жыл бұрын
Me A Vampire who hasn't slept since getting infected: What's sleep?
@luxyluxy5829 Жыл бұрын
"Well, I have technically slept one hour to be hired by the dark brotherhood."
@jacksongibbs8998 Жыл бұрын
Sleep? I never sleep. I just wait.
@noobguy9973 Жыл бұрын
@@kratkartan1486 you technically don't even need sleep or sustenance nor any need to poop.
@hAn_TYkje9 ай бұрын
"I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path" basically means "You know, I could have gone into that Sanctuary, killed all those Dark Brotherhood types. But I was... sick that day"
@JerkyMurky Жыл бұрын
"I could have slain alduin too" has that same energy as "I can throw a pig skin over them there mountains," and "I would have joined the Marines but I would have punched out my drill instructor If he yelled at me " Sure.
@LadyDoomsinger Жыл бұрын
I could have slain Alduin... but I was sick that day...
@IronLordEXO Жыл бұрын
"I could have slain Alduin myself, on god, no cap fr fr"
@ericgraham2781 Жыл бұрын
I REALLY want to see the dragonborn in the lore of TESVI. I want the Empire back and the Dominion crushed. Can the dragonborn be working on that?
@aspectparadox6654 Жыл бұрын
Since TES 6 is likely to feature Hammerfell, and the Aldmeri Dominion has their hands full there, it would be a great chance to have a questline where we kick their asses
@WalrusWinking10 ай бұрын
Empire back minus Skyrim, for Skyrim is for the Nords.
@actomobile Жыл бұрын
I still mad that he can put us down with that weak ass spark spell
@Samson-nl4pv Жыл бұрын
Maybe his destruction is the level of the plot armor?
@khornelordofskulls7090 Жыл бұрын
"I could've slain him myself, but I chose a different path-" "My guy, while Alduin was alive I became the listener for the dark brotherhood, the guild-master of the thieves guild, the harbinger of the companions, the arch-mage, the thane of EVERY HOLD, and a few others here and there. All that and I still found time to slit that dragons throat. Say hi to him in hell, will ya?" (sounds of dragonborn violence)
@n8dagr828ng Жыл бұрын
"You have slain many dragons. And Alduin. But can you do THIS? *Breaks out into a fully choreographed robot dance to Ragnor the Red*
@will_from_pa Жыл бұрын
Miraak is that guy who believes the reason girls aren’t interested in him is because there’s something wrong with them and not that he’s uninteresting. In short, he way overestimates himself
@justinsherman9350 Жыл бұрын
The Tim Pool of dragonborn
@ryanwatt6706 Жыл бұрын
@@justinsherman9350 more like the Andrew Tate with the whole enslavement of the islanders lol
@cabudagavin3896 Жыл бұрын
Is anyone?
@oftheHowl Жыл бұрын
Did you just project onto miraak lol
@user-qp9eo7ks2j10 ай бұрын
Esto no es sobre estimarse, es simplemente un facto en el lore ☝️🗿
@editorrbr2107 Жыл бұрын
“I chose a different path.” *Being Hermaeus Mora’s cabana boy*
@internetlurker1850 Жыл бұрын
You could have slain Alduin yourself and yet...
@hungcuong606 Жыл бұрын
He was busy doing side quest
@el_diablo_onearth2586 Жыл бұрын
And yet...
@grumrag738 Жыл бұрын
Miraak also used to bench 405 back when he was in the academy.
@CidGuerreiro1234 Жыл бұрын
He'd totally bench more than you if it wasn't for this should injury he's got recently. Like, totally.
@tonystank3091 Жыл бұрын
He literally said "I could have done it too, but I just didn't *feel* like it!"
@lamont3803 Жыл бұрын
Miraak really did the ''I used to bench 400 back in the day''
@inchilhota1484 Жыл бұрын
Would’ve been cool if you had all those check marks and then confronted him you would be able to easily overpower him until he had assistance from his forbidden knowledge leading you to follow his footsteps to defeat him.
@Jarikraider11 ай бұрын
Miraak's that guy that doesn't go to the gym but claims he can lift your PR.
@sethharris8137 ай бұрын
"I chose a different path" is a funny way of saying "Vahlok beat my ass so hard it broke off Solstheim."
@natesharpe9104 Жыл бұрын
Alduin: Aren't you forgetting something? Miraak: Didn't forget, just don't care
@95johndeering Жыл бұрын
Getting an upvote and subscribe for from me for the pure bliss of getting straight to the point and not having a 3-minute intro saying “HELLO GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL. SO EVERYONE KNOWS SKYRIM IS ONE OF THE BEST FANTASY RPGS OUT THERE. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT…”
@Mark-fc7tu9 ай бұрын
It feels like he's supposed to be intimidating, but a Bethesda boss is a Bethesda boss.
@Enderwave22 Жыл бұрын
>Turns around >Zaps the player >Flexes his Dragon Aspect shout >Brutally sends back the player to where he came from >Steals a remainder of dragon souls >Refuses to Elaborate any further
@rusion9743 Жыл бұрын
"i could have slain Alduin myself but someone shot me in the knee"
@seeinred Жыл бұрын
Man. If only this game hadn't been total dogshit at writing. 0:51 Miraak who should be the most badass opponent you can have sounds like a katana-wielding fedora-tipping That Guy. Holy shit, how can one line of writing shat on the entirity of character this much...
@Brianna_Q11 ай бұрын
Agreed, great game.
@AguyWhoIsAtoaster Жыл бұрын
"I could've slain him myself." Summons Alduin "Okay, do it then bruh."
@diegolorenzetto9917 Жыл бұрын
Miraak to Alduin: "By Ysmir u won't leave here alive".
@AguyWhoIsAtoaster Жыл бұрын
@@diegolorenzetto9917 -proceeds to get grabbed through 10 walls and ragdoll
@Vix584 Жыл бұрын
Simple and to the point video with no extra fluff. I appreciate that.
@davidb4093 Жыл бұрын
“You have no idea of the true power a dragonborn can wield” says the guy literally trapped in a book for eternity lol
@cordingdesert9566 Жыл бұрын
Bro is coping.
@fgfgdsrgtgertgertg7123 Жыл бұрын
Have you tried summoning a frost atronach in lava? It will die instantly. I already tried summoning a dremora to see if it’s just fire damage or a small detail since dremoras in Skyrim don’t have fire resistance. The dremora took fire damage but survived when he got out of lava. I haven’t tried other atronachs though.
@TheodoraMoon Жыл бұрын
When i first downloaded Alternate start mod i chose to play as Harkon's Vampire, after killing Durnehviir in soul cairn i asked him to "why do you call me Qahnaarin", he told me that Qahnaarin is Vanguisher in dragon tongue, and means the one bested fellow dovah. Then i asked "Why do you call me dovah im not a dragon" after that i unique dialogue showed up "Forgive me for my instinct was grant you this title, i am uncertain why. Perhaps one day it will clear to both of us" this phrase shot me in the brain, i wasn't aware that skyrim implimented diffrent reactions untill 2017. Thank yiu Bethesda for creating us this precious gem
@jesusfilosofo63855 ай бұрын
"I would killed Alduin Ages ago if i didn't took an arrow to the knee" -Miraak Probably.
@the98themperoroftheholybri33 Жыл бұрын
It's a shame he doesn't comment on you killing Parthonax
@Lux_the_Lost Жыл бұрын
"So you have slain the renegade Paarthurnax... (chuckles) How incredibly cold-blooded. I respect that. But even so..."
@alduin69 Жыл бұрын
Nobody should *ever* kill Paarthurnax, so theoretically, he should never comment on it.
@_indrid_cold_ Жыл бұрын
Leave Partysnax alone!
@ELGrandosmokio-qj2dr4 ай бұрын
Leave ma homie alone you blades follower dog
@MrHandsomeDan61515 күн бұрын
@@alduin69Too bad. I did it twice. And you better bet 500 septims I’m doing it again.
@dsuable_7 ай бұрын
Pov: you are a speedrunner "and yet... you killed a few dragons"
@myself32096 ай бұрын
Dragenborn: Achieves anything in life Alduin: "AND YET"
@jacksonreasoner1408 Жыл бұрын
I love how he always has that bit of jank by missing the sparks and having to rotate towards you
@Gunner-117 ай бұрын
So what Mirak is saying is that he could have been an adventurer like us, but he took an arrow in the knee.
@destinytroll137411 ай бұрын
It's a clear case of "I would have done it but I....uhm.... didn't want to....
@somnus79599 ай бұрын
“I could have slain him myself, but I chose a different path.” This sounds like he idolizes Gabriel lol. “I was like you once. But your God showed me another path.”
@warrenthomas58897 ай бұрын
Bros like the guard who was "sick that day" when you kill the dark brotherhood lol
@jessicagroves49764 ай бұрын
"“If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.” - Lady Catherine de Bourgh on mastering bard skills.
@daviddent5662 Жыл бұрын
Mirrak is literally The Topper from Dilbert confirmed. XD What a funny Easter Egg and now I don't regret killing him for Hermaeus Mora at all!
@DiverDrive4289 ай бұрын
Maluka's version of the song in the end, nice touch!
@MeLk1J Жыл бұрын
"I could have slained Alduin ,but i took an arrow in the knee"
@user-gw9hf5rr3h Жыл бұрын
POV: you killed ALL the dragons, miraak: and yet...... i see you have slain all the dragons including the most powerful ones. i did that before i was 3
@carlossalazar3325 Жыл бұрын
Miraak: I could have slayed alduin but i took an arrow in the knee
@georgemercer4027 ай бұрын
"Parthunaxx (sorry if I misspelled) lives and Alduin's corpse, or what's left of it, is in Sovengarde; all my previous trials led me to this moment, Mirrak (draws weapon) defend yourself" I wish I could have my character say that before the battle
@mikehigbee23207 ай бұрын
"I could have gone into that sanctuary and killed all those Dark Brotherhood types. But I was....uh....sick that day."
@WyvernLP Жыл бұрын
"And yet...." "And yet!" "And yet?"
@X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X Жыл бұрын
Wasn't this the same guy who's entire castle was burned to the ground by dragons?
@QockNobblr Жыл бұрын
Miraak:"I could have slain him myself" TLDB with mods that enhance shout damage: "I burped at him and he died.. Hold on.." *burps "Gods damned mead with juniper berries mixed in.. sorry were you saying something, measles?" Miraak: **dies**
@maxrom7 Жыл бұрын
"I could've slain him myself.. but.. my stomach was aching you know.."
@mrtvi46 Жыл бұрын
"And yet... And yet... And yet..." *tavern music*
@gigapuddi Жыл бұрын
This is basically when a little kid says your answer "+1"
@VerdeMorte9 ай бұрын
Master Pain/Betty: *"I could dance like that too, if I wanted to..."*
@TheHumbleHollow Жыл бұрын
Bruh, those sparks look like they would give a skeever a pleasant tickle, and you expect me to believe that three seconds of that brought the slayer of the World Eater to their knees?
@ender_slayer37 ай бұрын
“I could have defeated him myself” yeah, that’s why Valok and a legion of pissed off dragons burned your temple to the ground and forced you to run to Apocrypha.
@Turbisko7 ай бұрын
Miraak: I could have slain him myself, but I took a arrow in the knee
@snaketat829 ай бұрын
"I could have slain him myself back when I walked the earth. But then I took an arrow in the knee."
@akajesusx Жыл бұрын
"I could have slain Alduin myself, but she goes to a different school... In Cyrodiil."
@GenericUsername-qp1ww8 ай бұрын
Miraak: "I could have killed Alduin" Dragonborn: "skill issue"