PESTERQUEST: Dave Strider [NO COMMENTARY]

It's confirmed, Bro Strider is a twunk!
Timestamps:
Dave put your Mailshirt in the shower
4:04 - Wait what?
9:47 - Dope.
There's a polo shirt
14:23 - Wear it!
23:12 - No thanks.
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[@eridanampora3024]

Pin me when this blows up

[@MoonLight-zj8iu]

wwell wwell wwell, look wwho's suddenly popular?

[@nikonikoknees4488]

Ahh looks like aliens already conquered the world. Simply wonderful

[@spider_andthefly]

HeY eRiDaN :o)

[@eridanstan4977]

I love you

[@Lunarwolf23]

I hate eridan so much I want to hold his gill thingys and passionately kiss him

[@cassiknova]

“im definitely 100 percent not a homosexual” oh honey

[@namelessnarrator7271]

Karkat: AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU, DAVE?!

[@bovineintervention6001]

Brb, sending this video to Karkat

[@renbascara3786]

to be fair, he really isn't. he's 100% bisexual.

[@bovineintervention6001]

@@renbascara3786 Which would mean he's only 50% not a homosexual, not 100%

[@renbascara3786]

@@bovineintervention6001 not really. some bisexuals are more interested in girls and some are more interested in boys, it's never that even

[@ryanrenn4815]

dave really just "I have a gf you wouldn't know her she goes to a different school"ed us huh

[@yuvalsela4482]

i have a gf you wouldn't know her she lives on an island in the pacific

[@alemoncitrus8285]

The funniest part is that he's not even lying

[@Light-ro5bp]

His route reeks of homosexual panic

[@iincandescentt]

[gay panic]

[@somethingbanter]

I think that one of his two themes is actually called "24/7 lo fi hip hop beats to question your sexuality to"

[@RedPandaNinja6886]

bro being confirmed as a twunk is really all i needed from pesterquest

[@omoriboyxx]

do you mean twink

[@wilacharlie421]

twink + hunk = twunk

[@duskadown6751]

[S] Dave: have a mental breakdown

[@somethingbanter]

This poor damaged boy closely associates the idea of family to an Olive Garden ad that he probably saw on TV that is so darn tragic and cute

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

Look closer… *Olive* Garden. Do we know anyone who associates with the word Olive.

[@washingbubble1780]

Me (sees Cal moving in the background) TAKE ME BACK TO OLIVE GARDEN

[@honestoz]

Washingbubble he moves? 😳

[@mageparis]

"Sometimes you just narrate what you're thinking" "Kinda a baller move" "Why has no one called me out on this before?"

[@snarkiwi]

Your mouse movements are hilariously expressive and I love it

[@bovineintervention6001]

6:37 "im definitely 100 percent not a homosexual" PFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHA Dave you crack me up man

[@ndJssFlurt]

When I saw that in the video, I was like "That's John's line!".

[@jocrane1529]

16:34 He crumpled up a glass bottle. Strider's got skills.

[@vortex_all9055]

damn bro he is incredibly strong

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

hold on im sorry for spamming the comments section for like 2 days straight already but i havent heard anyone bring this up. when mc is breaking down in front of dave and confessing to weird crimes, theyre actually confessing to the shit they did on alternia (burning the mall on daraya’s route, killing a grub with their ass on bronya’s route) meaning that not only do they still have some sort of subconscious memory of alternia, they know on some level about the bad timelines. im not entirely sure if im just repeating stuff here because i havent seen all the friendsims but i just wanted to point it out

[@potatoboi8327]

i love that this basically confirms dave plays melee to be cool and doesnt even really know what wavedashing is

[@StephanieAThompson]

Okay but imagine living with and getting used to Cal being all creepy like that

[@adamwise1111]

This is honestly incredibly validating to come back to long after my time in the Homestuck fandom. I shipped Dave and John from the beginning, and I never really got the confirmation I desired. I stopped caring about it years ago, but it's nice to stumble upon this and see Dave portrayed as the gay mess I always knew he was. I feel slightly more whole now. Thanks Pesterquest.

[@declanarmstrong7020]

cool but why do we need to know this just asking like its a genuine question because John is canonically straight so why were you looking for confirmation?? like He was confirmed as straight IN homestuck YEARS before pesterquest came out

[@jazza.b9479]

I needed to know this, I felt the same lol

[@onixiage]

Declan Armstrong nah bcs it’s about dave’s feelings towards john being confirmed even though john is straight. It shows that dave has a one sided crush on john, which adds some more layers to the flirting he and john did in the comic

[@copiouschaos9245]

I personally am more of a Davekat shipper and it got confirmed as canon but I still like Johndave. The unrequitted love drama was interesting. And I thought Davekat had a more Caliginous relationship and Johndave was more flush.

[@mikotoh]

big fucking MOOD tbh

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

my brother called the song “anime music”. im pretty sure that was a jab but its something

[@bovineintervention6001]

Holy fuck dude that last route with cal and bro was so scary. Dave probably wasn't even all that mad at MC, just disappointed that you would get yourself killed in such an unceremonious manner. He was probably texting John to tell him that the mail man doesn't have long left to live

[@dianaarzate2964]

OK but why did Twunk Bro throw us out of an multi story apartment window jfc.

[@jacig720]

Brobably cause of his connection to LE he wanted the TL to flow as it should (like if yoy saw Marvus and Dirks route it's kinda the same) then he sees us reaching at Dave and goes "oh hell no" cause he basically wanted Sburb to happen Also in Jade's route Dave says Bro is giving him "rank vibes" and acting weird (in his own way that apparently Dave can read) since John's birthday that is when we mess up the TL, Bro just want to do his evil biding

[@wildfire9280]

@@jacig720 Lil' Cal more like, which is essentially the blueprint for LE as it contains the exact same souls and both are predominated by Caliborn.

[@motivated2473]

Probably because he was the guy Dave was texting, telling him to get you away from him.

[@nerdybirdy1002]

This boy be giving me straight thoughts one moment then questioning his own thoughts the next.

[@kryptokriss4501]

* chugs a gallon of apple juice* ight lets get this video started

[@emmarose3421]

God I'm losing it over this I love it so much thank you

[@Trziio]

Oh Gayve, what are we going to do with you?

[@zabloing2011]

BREAD ACCWUIRED

[@whereami8940]

Yo he just. He’s just. Gay.

[@benjaminjenkins2384]

Considering his flirting with jade and terezi hes either bi or pan

[@daphne7780]

A homestuck... AND JTHM FAN???? yoooo

[@damienlovell]

i- homestuck and jthm. help.

[@sharkb970]

God this route is such fanservice.

[@fricktics]

ok im definitely more of a davekat person but holy fucking shit john and daves chatlogs are fucking adorable

[@ThomasG_]

17:50 obliterated me

[@probablyinsane3967]

Dave, probably: My favorite meal is a shirley temple and 400 breadsticks

[@martinareyesdroguett1208]

When Dave said "if i liked anyone, it would probably be another one of my friends." I thought it was a reference to DavexJade and that Dave had feel something for her at one point, and plus the clearly reference to JohnxDave here its Davey SHOUTING for bi rights. Also, maybe that's why he was SO confused at his sexuality. Me as a bi can relate that, was exactly what happened to me at first, like "man i have a boyfriend, how can i feel this kind of feelings for a girl right now? it cannot be" but of course i was totally wrong lol.

[@wotrudoin6023]

7:24 So uh, Bro's smuppets really did a number on Dave, huh?

[@7-11thuniverse]

JohnDave moments- (thank me later >:) 6:14 onwards until 6:46 7:08 onwards- *8:02!!! 8:27 (maybe) 9:16 20:33

[@heyhelloitsmilo]

"look i know you got some hero complex or something" mate no, i jus want some breadsticks at olive garden with you

[@user-dr4oj7jr4u]

thanks for posting these!! I love watching your play throughs :) the mouse movements are hilarious lmao

[@birbelle]

no you don’t understand my body is qUAKING there are tears shooting out of my eyeballs like it’s the god damn Nigeria falls

[@starriestrider6130]

this ost is a BOP

[@nataliem5425]

Bless u for posting this so quickly

[@emmarose3421]

wait holy shit did bro just fling me from the fucking roof top

[@capricrocker]

not even six minutes in and you can already tell this guy is hells of levels of g to the a to the gayyyy

[@cogitae]

Dave is the confirmed BIcon we all needed.

[@PhanicRed]

This is probably gonna be super popular

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

8k views this far. almost 2k more views than johns route, which came out first and was out for two weeks before this

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

over 9k views now. already halfway up all the friendsim videos when sorted by popular

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

12k fucking views

[@justkindahere]

18k views, my guys.

[@trustmeits610pm2]

You know, the gay singularity hasn't happened yet in this timeline... and it only happened as a result of Retcon Butterfly effect. So it may never happen. (It probably will) Still, Dave didn't end up with Karkat in the original alpha timeline. What I'm saying is: Get your bucket brigade at the ready. 'Cause ships are sinking. Starboard side just took a canonball (FLAWLESS PUN. I'm getting that shit laminated, framed, and hung over my desk.) We're taking on water. The water is the tears of all the people that thought their favorite ships were safe. Rings were on fingers. Honeymoons were booked. The book was closed. Now the book is open again. Wide open. The book is flapping around the room like a goddamn bat. Soon the wailing and gnashing of teeth will begin. "All things are canon!" the crowds of fans will cry. But you know... and I know... that all that matters is what's happening right here. Right now. In this moment. Whatever stuff happens on fanfic.net or DeviantArt or whatever is largely ignored. Doomed to obscurity. Those are little islands of imagination only a small fraction of people will ever visit. Point is: Davekat is no longer on lock. So tremble, shippers. Quake in terror. Fear the looming silhouette that lurks beyond in the darkness of the yet-to-be-written. The usurper could be anyone. Dave was attracted to Jane. Jade too. Disturbingly, even Roxy. Terezi and Dave also had something going on. What about Jake? A conflict of interest with Dirk! Brothers torn apart. Maybe John and Dave could get together, as MC suggests. Hm. Nah. It doesn't make any sense. I guess some people will want it in spite of that. The interloper could be anyone _> perhaps Dave will decide to become celibate and live a simple life of bromance with the Mayor. Tremble! Nothing is safe! Nothing is sacred! All is dust in the wind!

[@desireanddecay3583]

great comment but are you okay

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

hehe

[@frankyfrink7135]

The way you speak is exactly a person who has read 8000+ pages of homestuck would speak.

[@bloomy2121]

what

[@mageparis]

@@frankyfrink7135 that is the exact thought I had.

[@urmom602]

So I looked through all the comments and nobody mentioned the camera that came out of the fridge at 14:25

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

oh SHIT, dave uses the shower to wash mc’s hoodie bc he doesnt have a washing machine does he???

[@memathethree]

get that BREAD, son

[@starriestrider6130]

also the mailman oath

[@miles3101]

I can't believe Bro is fucking RIPPED.

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

I just realized something funny. Dave’s Pesterquest ends in *OLIVE* Garden.

[@prismancy7182]

"i am 100% not a homosexual" *H M M M M*

[@itz_cros3779]

D a v e

[@dpadamm]

26:06 wait wtf have i been mispronouncing it this entire fucking time are you kidding me

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

“wack” how to tell james wrote this

[@honey_dirt]

“AND THE MOUSE GOES WILD!!!!!! WOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

[@willowoodz]

*we did it, shippers.*

[@ruggiebucchi7753]

Can someone highlight the johndave parts for me pls

[@ruggiebucchi7753]

Thanks

[@7-11thuniverse]

JohnDave moments- (thank me later >:) 6:14 onwards until 6:46 7:08 onwards- *8:02!!! 8:27 (maybe) 9:16 20:33

[@deactivated399]

OwO what's this? _Breadsticks._

[@atalantafugiens0426]

5:06 the beginning

[@bellagrendzinski1982]

I love this man!!!

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

hell yeah!!!

[@dagenight4150]

"GAYVE STRIDER DICK RIDER" omg, no Dave, that is not your name @9:23

[@somethingbanter]

True to his word Dave was not a homosexual

[@Capt.Gingivits]

9:22 Y'all I lost it

[@offthewallscrazy]

aw hes scared to show his crush on john🥺 edit: USHAIDJOAHDIAS AN OLIVE GARDEN

[@mike-zq1jt]

Whos gonna tell him

[@malcolmw121]

You know you say [NO COMMENTARY] but your mouse strokes are something else sometimes

[@joeytravis8595]

"do i have to come up with a gay name" i fucking lost it

[@davestrider4973]

18:48 MC is South Park's New Kid pass it on- 👀

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

okay funny story. i offhand check the news and it turns out that this came out and i somehow forgot the fuck about it. in my excitement i fall off my piano bench and bash my knee on solid brick. that was like 3 hours ago and it still hurts but this makes it worth it

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

it still hurts when i bend it but its definitely not broken lol

[@Blitz-tk4jh]

okay does ANYONE have any new theories based on or supported by this route? cause i got nothing

[@wotrudoin6023]

Maybe Bro made Dave extra gay before MSPA reader arrived to prevent them from trying to change Dave? Idk

[@exultoloris3169]

GAVE

[@johnman8398]

STRIDER

[@dottyContrarian]

@@johnman8398 DICK

[@radioactivated2208]

@@dottyContrarian RIDER

[@loadedchilidogfarmer235]

HES SUCH A SILLY GUY :3

[@cultspina]

the brea-nding

[@MiscEris]

take your breadsticks and run!

[@poppunkrock141]

title is a lie the mouse movement is commentary in of itself

[@esn_64]

Fuck me i love breadsticks - Dave Strider 2009

[@sock4904]

9:23

[@dashithewolfdashi8402]

he has some gay panic, oh boy.

[@dpadamm]

lmao my family loves going to olive garden

[@mercurion-e5t]

B r e a d s t i c k s.

[@spreaddread]

PLEASE SLOW DOWN

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Why would you choose the bad path AFTER the good ;_;

[@MiscEris]

so yall can see all the endings

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Aw but The order Then again ending the video on being tossed out of a window by a twunk was kinda funny

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Vanoss bread sticks

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Bruh what Ok so uh I was talking to my friends about the bread sticks and My friend was reminded of another video And I straight up had the search bar highlighted but when I pressed search it said "reply added"

[@becparavel]

Is "gay" equivalent to bi...? Coz Dave says he likes girls too but... He could be lying. Man I wanna smack some gay confidence into him so bad it HURTS

[@MiscEris]

Dave says bi rights

[@becparavel]

@@MiscEris yesss even if he not GAY gay he's still a guy who is just very hung up on his gayness lol bless his heart :')

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

There’s also the fact that he had a thing for Jade as well.

[@imsleeby2422]

bruh youre going too fast

[@fatihcore]

Wtf man dave has an iPhone why does he use that lil piece of crap

[@Fufi-gw1qc]

У меня единственный вопрос, здесь есть русские?

[@medyanka6479]

русские есть везде, просто мы умеем хорошо скрываться 😎