Zuckles for President - Misfits Podcast

[@striife8035]

glad zuckles isnt so quiet anymore hes got such a positive personality

[@Seissmo]

Quiet = negative Sadge

[@zent183]

Dude got a gf now, of course

[@samstudley5519]

@Jon B lmao

[@christian2004]

well he did stop taking his schizophrenic meds

[@meatball7697]

Yeah bro check out his instagram, he’s been dating a hot chick and they been happy together, lil maso is all grown up

[@tnbt3493]

Masons voice feels like a warm mothers embrace on my cold skin

[@lolk4530]

Excuse me?

[@bobbruh8538]

Yeah that is kinda weird dude

[@FolliYt]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin: Listening to you guys in the morning while editing is so much fun. Thanks for the weekly hour of entertainment!

[@rokai7317]

Woah dude, way to genuine

[@ARogueVogler]

Woah dude, I'm finna build a minecraft house now

[@buckley8888]

bruh zuckles adds so much to the podcast when he talks

[@simonfinch9277]

5 stars rated on youtube: I love Mason laying some philosophic shit on us "Bugs are just entities" are some words to live by

[@puffalowsoaruss7181]

Oh! Random Fact: He was talking about how bugs don't have a conscience and are only 'aware' (to a certain degree) of their surroundings. I think it's called Subjective Experience, where everything is a reaction to the present. correct me if I'm wrong haha

[@lrut5274]

@@puffalowsoaruss7181 that is a very good way too describe it as well as saying they dont have sentience

[@carbonSHOTS]

thought my playback speed was set on 2x at first

[@Tapeorchestraa]

i set my playback to 2 and holy shit that intro was fast

[@danygreenlee5679]

same i had to check

[@jayh8336]

if you set it to .75 there talking at normal speed lol

[@yootd3m]

As a bri''ish person I can confirm we are all excited for the cheese race bruv

[@lg218oldtimes]

I am English and have genuinely never heard of this

[@yootd3m]

@@lg218oldtimes just search cheese rolling on youtube. Its not even a hill its more like a cliff. They throw the cheese off the edge and then throw themselves off the edge chasing it.

[@bigjoey2633]

@@yootd3m a fun time with the lads

[@Jadee95]

cheese is pretty good

[@graindeath]

my favorite comment is the one that said 'i love swagger but theres like a 2% chance he isnt a sociopath' i feel it really holds up during his columbine vr edition game

[@charschwartz1408]

I listened to this on Spotify and I give this 5 stars as it makes me feel good about how their are sane ppl in the world

[@ravenfps_8417]

i hate to be that girl, but "there", not "their"

[@brittonb4]

@@ravenfps_8417 if it’s spelled with a typo that means they probably didn’t care about grammar in the first place, so what’s the point of reminding them ?

[@ravenfps_8417]

@@brittonb4 why did you reply to my comment? we all want to make our own statements, whether they end up read or not. That's the point, just as it was yours in replying to me

[@brittonb4]

@@ravenfps_8417 the difference is I’m not participating in a stupid online trend

[@ravenfps_8417]

@@brittonb4 and yet in continuing to reply, you are. A trend of calling people out, but committing the same act you talk shit about

[@arcadia_nm]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin: this group of funny wacky guys cheered me up on the worst days of my life.

[@joey1_]

I watch this on 2x speed, that intro was crazy

[@BlackjackMain]

Omg that's so fast, I just tried it

[@420berry]

why the hell do you do that

[@bestpiss]

That’s what I imagine that humans that have evolved to be super smart would talk like

[@joey1_]

@@420berry bc it funnE

[@omni6982]

@@420berry i move it to 1.5 on most talking videos because i process it better that way

[@aubreyblakely9112]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin- listening to you guys while I'm working out makes it so much better and brightens my day hearing you guys laugh.

[@Calthecool]

I've had the opposite idea that Swagger had, you start the game sitting at a desk, and then the intercom comes on "There is an intruder in the building" and you have to survive.

[@alexsullivan767]

I can just tell Mason is happy and that makes me happy ❤️

[@MadTurt]

If we shared 70% of our DNA with Bananas and McCreamy ate a Banana last night. That makes him 70% Cannibal.

[@zackdoxtater754]

Rated 5 stars on youtube, The only podcast that got me into podcasts and you're the best podcasters out of all the podcasters podcasting.

[@tim8241]

Rated 5 stars, the best podcast to quickly switch to when your parents come upstairs to hide the porn you are watching!

[@wtolman]

Rated 5 stars, I actually found that switching to porn was easier to explain!

[@matthewlewis8172]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin. This feels just like my geography class, I’m learning about cantaloupes AND antelopes!

[@daviddenver5883]

Five stars "This show made one hour of my existence less painful and more enjoyable, good bye now"

[@collinwright6612]

Are you OK man if you mean good bye now in the big no no way don't do it. It's not worth it you won't be able to listen to future episodes.

[@collinwright6612]

Reach out to someone if you need to

[@2hillsinbetween]

@@collinwright6612 are u ℝ𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕕?

[@collinwright6612]

@@2hillsinbetween no but someone typed something out in a way that sounds suicidal and suicide is not the answer

[@2hillsinbetween]

@@collinwright6612 it doesn’t sound suicidal. How is a simple parting sound suicidal?? Only a brainwashed snowflake crazy person would hear anything suicidal in it

[@looee34787]

as a British person, i can safely say that going from owning half the world to cheese roll down hill is an incredible upgrade

[@nicolabaldwin3533]

Bless him - swagger shows his age when talking about throwing up from drinking 😂 I’m 31, I feel ya bro, I’m on your side!

[@mairidberz1450]

hes still in his 20s

[@taximaxi1431]

@@mairidberz1450 Swagger is 33, bro

[@MrTheGameSpawn]

Glad to see zuckles is doing better mentally he is taking way more and interacting more

[@thehawaiianjap]

Happy 420 bois, cheers on uploading the podcast today

[@maplecrew8991]

to bad they aint do nothin for it

[@buckley8888]

*mason says anything* Everyone: "explain that"

[@R4K45H1_GAMING]

These guys make normal stuff sound like something out of this world

[@mathiasbonzo]

5 stars: as Mason once said “this podcast is fuckeble”

[@St0nk5]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin: Ive been listening back since the episode 0 days not much has changed keep up the good work you filthy animals

[@hbflis6034]

5 stars: The good vibes from this podcast keep me going through the week.

[@ParanormalKidz]

42:35-42:40 Swags that was the most Office Energy I have EVER felt outside of, obviously, The Office. I laughed so fucking hard at this, thank you 🤣🤣🤣

[@Fatso97]

Swagger talking about the death march reminds me of a good anime called "a death march to another world" where the MC is overworked so hard he dies

[@Wolfslayer-jg8gv]

I’m loving this new side of zuckles he’s always been my favorite.

[@daalv8016]

I recently started watching them by that I mean a year now… my favorite episodes are the ones he’s in. Here on September 2021… he’s rarely on :(

[@pat808]

Rated 5 stars on youtube: thanks to this podcast im distracted from my violent urge to yell slurs.

[@kota9351]

5 Stars: sometimes while watching this podcast im in bed petting my cat, he likes fitz the most

[@pugs-ee4jr]

Ur cat just looks at the screen like "that one bing him to me👹"

[@303sebas3]

The antelope cantaloupe bit had me dying 💀

[@jamescole9594]

Rated 5 stars: i listen to the podcast on my walk to school and one time i burst out laughing while standing at a crossing next to a fat black lady. the attitude that radiated from her stare crushed my bones

[@yootd3m]

The exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

[@jamescole9594]

@@yootd3m precisely

[@noahnas1587]

When swagger says that after 6 months of quiting smoking your lungs will go back to normal. Me who learned at biology that they will never go back to the way they were, your just making sure it doesn't get worse.

[@tacobellvevo1941]

That's not entirely true either. You should see major health improvements within 6 months, but to fully recover up to the level of a nonsmoker can take as longs as 15 years.

[@noahnas1587]

@@tacobellvevo1941 no i'm pretty sure it's irreparable damage because it destroys your lung blisters. Yes after 15 years your chances of dying from smoke related diseases and illnesses are the same as someone who has never smoked in their life but being as healthy as you once where or as someone who has never smoked i highly doubt it. Of course this also depends on how long you've been smoking. So yes you can make a great recovery but the same as someone who has never smoked in their life, no that won't happen. There will still be some damage even if it's minuscule.

[@xcalibills]

swagger is just stating facts out of his ass 80% of the time, get used to it.

[@louislarkin4430]

5 stars rated on youtube: I actually saw Mason at Sydney Airport and was going to say hi and I called out "BIG MASO" but he was already gone.

[@poolofstyx]

Fitz : antcestors. Me: *on the floor laughing

[@Calthecool]

19:05 A rare McCreamy roast.

[@michaelburt4480]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin: if schlatt comes to the podcast I might possibly do something

[@fhor-saken5555]

He did tho

[@Prideofthepacific808]

Mason for president? So we will have the first ever dog in office?

[@Jamrocks2899]

5 stars. your podcast made me get over my crippling inability to not give a shit what people think of my every action

[@flyingpingo1799]

Mason is talking about how he's terrified of mice, meanwhile he has a pet spider. Only in Australia

[@jacobhuerta6217]

5 stars rated on KZbin: If this podcast was a drug I’d be addicted

[@memoryfoam2285]

17:50 actually cheese rolling predates the empire

[@evilgoobercreature]

Mason's kitchen show should be "Munting with Maso"

[@yungnutsack4068]

20:45 Swagger when was his first time: Oh no, wait a new game just came out. have to go

[@jacksmart_]

5 stars: holy shit say my name, oh god please say my name, oh yes say my name

[@catowisdom1922]

5 stars: if I'm ever feeling down I just read the chapter titles and get a good chuckle

[@br0ke611]

5 stars rated on KZbin: I got my girl friend to listen to this podcast and now she is lesbian, addicted to porn and a weed addict

[@malcolmtroup3557]

Rated 5 stars: Your podcast has cured the Autism I aquired while getting the Covid-19 Vaccine!

[@BlackjackMain]

(5 star rating) I listened to this podcast one week early over on Spotify, and guess what, imma do it again

[@battledamaged8624]

watching Fitz 2017 videos convincing myself he's still relevant in the youtube community

[@CaydFr]

0:59 why does Zuckles sound like Elon Musk... lmao

[@brallantp.2812]

For our senior lock-in/prank I was planning an air soft game. I would go in every morning and be like “this would be an amazing airsoft map

[@tripboiking6194]

50:20 got me checking inside the toilet before I sit down

[@vezal8214]

that one guy sounds like swaggersouls

[@sortatoxic3363]

i got into a car crash while listening to this podcast, i saw god and he sounded like mason, sort of cringe. 5 stars

[@mattissigvard4894]

¨who can drink 60 beers!?¨ = 15 year old's in europe B)

[@elmacho0982]

Their studio looks so cool now, and zuckles fianlly talked. amazing

[@superdope794]

And this another hour, I love you guys 😍

[@unoriginalblu]

Five stars: Zuckles kitchen show should be called Munting with Mason.

[@cipherxi8513]

Solid 5 stars. Helped inspire me to do something with my life.

[@terryqokov6999]

It's crazy. In Adelaide, an 'HSP' is called AB. I had to look up what they were talking about & was so surprised to find out that AB isn't a countrywide name. Wtf. I'd never heard of a Halal Snack Pack.

[@mamesjaunsell6467]

Thought I was on two time speed at the start.

[@dancook8417]

5 Stars: This podcast helps me get college work done.

[@ptrazzz]

Rated 6.9 out of 5 stars on youtube: Listing to this on the plane heading to New York, might not land on the highway. Who knows

[@t-roy4206]

I love this podcast,thank you for opening my mind to new experiences ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@arash1934]

Ironically i got a cheezit ad and a mortal kombat ad when talking about British people chasing the cheese and getting hurt

[@dan-garden]

thanks for the game idea swagger

[@polygondust3742]

Being deaf is'n enough, you need the sunglasses and cane 🤣

[@jungLMAO]

I usually watch youtube videos on 1.5x speed. That intro really got me to check playback speed. lol

[@graindeath]

two separate counts of homie hand holding 5 stars

[@minylegends3650]

Rated 5 star Banging podcast i have listened to every episode multible times my favorit is still ep. 8 mason’s mind

[@nomames_]

Rated 5 stars, after that rapid intro I now listen to the podcast at 2x speed

[@ariel.222]

podcast days are the best days

[@Dkmachine]

5/5, you guys have made me see the light.

[@Sam-tq4lb]

Okay but the part about the crackhead parties in the beginning. Saying how when you smell someone else's sweat, you're attracted if you think it smells good. so i like how my partner smells, sweaty or not lmao. but idk how they feeel pfshfsfhsk

[@burningwoods20]

The key to getting ads on a video is before saying anything say racism is bad and they will bless your video with high ad rates

[@Baxte.r]

Rated 5 stars on KZbin: yooooo there’s meth in the plants in the corners, swag where’s the chimpanzee tranquilizer at ? Wtf am I doing. Now clap please? Wait I’m gay? “Swallows violently”

[@aslonz5308]

5 stars on KZbin: o wau they said my name. This could be the start to my comedian career. Among us

[@MCMotivation.]

15:50 dude I would need a really big rock then...

[@godaigogo5655]

one of the best episodes

[@VQUV]

Zuckles is back in business B)

[@inf3rnalis804]

I never thought swagger would forget about Cube World

[@deejaykbo]

Shout out to all the people on the bus !

[@thesamsamshow3951]

I rate this podcast 5 stars because it help my sanity while getting damascus

[@matthewlewis8172]

42:00 this is why I watch every episode

[@parkerbalestri9087]

they brought back the cube world segment

[@liamwall6754]

Rated 5 stars this podcast cured my lung cancer

[@GoobsNYC]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ First to smack their head on the table wins

[@davidb8913]

Zuckles is killing the game

[@vanstricker6662]

Andre the giant drank 119 beers in a single siting

[@matthew.mckeown.7615]

Did nobody else notice how Toby came out not that long after Mason's dream with her?

[@bruhgaming9689]

Rated 5 stars: Can we get a mason explanation on how a boomerang works

[@joelmartinez444]

School shooter subway surfers $1,000,000 idea Where the school shooter has a shotgun and u gotta run like subway surfers

[@luuv-942]

27:16 just wanted to say that cyber punks first trailer was in 2017 they had like 4 years give or take to make that game there was no rush

[@andrewgosnell2584]

Nah bro they had like 11 years, go look again

[@andrewgosnell2584]

Sorry, 8 years*

[@UncleRaj1]

Pods are improving i must say

[@decay_wrbx]

57:20 nahh bro he has Michelle for that shit

[@Peverley]

"that's opening your asshole to a creature that lives in holes" -fuckin gold