MISSION: DEFEAT CONEY

[@bld9826]

Honestly the fact that you guys missed out on Yellow saying you're "Like his Sasuke" was beyond disappointing. The dialogue in this game is a goddamned treasure.

[@angelkurbai5112]

So true. Some of my favorite dialogue ever

[@Psycho_Psy]

It's so cringy but that's the point 😭

[@CONEYZZ]

bro come on let me have this

[@Platitudinous9000]

L

[@kyallon1213]

Why does my streamer always get bullied by bigger content creators

[@cat-qw9ji]

Think its funny this has such lil likes

[@MrSecap]

Came here after fast 50 just to see this comment

[@atlashastie3099]

disliked

[@dominicgilmore3844]

Hearing Jacob say "I have no idea what this game is" felt so wrong

[@williamferro8088]

Jacob going out of his way to get the tutorial card every run is unironically one of the most tilting experiences on this channel, and I saw them upload mystery dungeon

[@why3994]

i dont understand what this means but I'm really sorry for your loss

[@nyancart6246]

He read the tutorial card for the balloons every time on that level, and still used a power at the same time as bouncing on one like 3 times.

[@sant6182]

also pausing and clicking reset everytime when there's a key shortcut for it

[@updatedrepexperience]

this is actually the PERFECT game for jo, fast paced meant for speedrunner gameplay, and dialogue that he has an excuse to skip, beautiful also banger ost

[@duckowap8337]

If you like crazy ass Japanese movies Machine Girl is definitely for you

[@mrdominic8997]

Machine Girl is good in general regardless of music tastes, every single song is a banger that triggers flow state

[@_-candy-_]

based pfp

[@bN_isheeere]

@@duckowap8337 I feel like I can do… just about anything…

[@mr_fahrenheight1728]

Apparently, it was also perfect for Jacob

[@DigiTamerRiley]

The fact that he went from this to being a Top 200 player is genuinely amazing, this game rules

[@gerriehetschaap1854]

If we're picking games to return after the Gold era, this one is definitely up there

[@brennanpetroff5668]

Alpharad not noticing the ledge skip for 15 minutes is a classic

[@Zyquux]

I haven't played this game, but am I right in assuming that the green vines are hints about where skips are?

[@tastyndylicious]

@Zyquux Nah, if you get silver or better iirc, the game then shows you a shortcut in the level with a lil hand symbol and a path. It's not necessarily the ONLY shortcut in the level, but ye

[@sakarain]

@@tastyndylicious yeah even with the hand shortcut more optimizations are needed to get the highest medal, red ace.

[@lilyemma3382]

​@@sakarain getting Red Aces in this game is one of the best feelings ever

[@PandaCake978]

​@Zyquux it's not even that, if you are running a strategy as fast as you can and are still slow by over 4 seconds it's obvious you are missing something

[@TriforceZard]

The intro is funny after seeing Alpha’s post about how addicted he is to this game.

[@Tsunstone]

Do NOT ask Coney what happened on the stream of 5/17/23

[@spaceace9103]

What did my streamer do this time?💀

[@SirGoonsquire]

What happened

[@mrdankey]

I still cant believe I was there for that

[@LtCdrXander]

Oh no, what did Poop Boy do?

[@vslazer6728]

5/17/23 Aware

[@mudkipfan2585]

I mean Coney had this coming when he asked Alpha to play fall guys the day tears of the kingdom came out

[@jvmil99]

jacob not realizing how balloons work killed my soul a bit

[@TheFaceSoap]

I have about 40 hours in this game and seeing Alpharad keep right clicking at that fourth level is giving me severe pain

[@riasico]

it’s so so painful

[@tuken021]

I can imagine little bro staying up past bedtime till 3am grinding out one level to pb by .199 seconds

[@diamondstorm8081]

L+ratio

[@ochuspin]

I totally have never taken a couple hours to get 3 or so dev medals

[@Phipse187]

Me yesterday trying to beat my friend's record on godspeed

[@agentzane9142]

Alpharad Gold, Coney, and 53 minutes? Sounds like a hit to me.

[@WhyYouWahYoo]

Never thought Coney would be used as thumbnail bait, truly one of the big boys now

[@bluebaron6811]

"Hello, we're playing NeonWhite. I have no idea what this game is about." Honestly they could start any video like that and I would be instantly engaged.

[@Envy_Dragon]

"Hello, we're playing Neon White." screen: footage of Desert Bus

[@bluebaron6811]

@@Envy_Dragon exactly. It's perfect.

[@invertebrado]

Imagine Jacob and Jo reaction whenever they learn about red aces

[@xdarin_]

I am scared to ask

[@nyancart6246]

@@xdarin_ Dev-best times iirc.

[@bahencio]

I love the dialogue lol, its so self aware goofy while also having a good amount of actual interesting stuff. It all goes great as a small pause from the main levels every few stages

[@Stevonicus]

Coney is such a good antagonist. Doesn't even need to show his face to be contemptible.

[@yellowpie]

Fun fact: there’s also a red medal for beating the dev time. It has driven me a little insane and has me watching every level’s IL speedrun to copy their strategies

[@hummus07]

there is a very niche sect of people that will get clickbaited by coney in the thumbnail and im happy to say im one of those people

[@arc1279]

HELL YEAH NEON WHITE A 10/10 speedrun game attached to a 5/10 visual novel

[@why3994]

5/10 is generous

[@Yetiii23]

More like 6/10 for me

[@aussiejo5764]

Let’s not pretend it’s more than a 2/10 story

[@basicname1555]

@@aussiejo5764 nah the story is a solid 5/10 its intresting but the characters are way to cringe. if its on purpose they did a hell of a job if not then they did a woopsy but the characters make it a solid 3/10

[@EATZYOWAFFLEZ]

Story is actually kinda cracked if you accept the cringe. The characters are supposed to be losers.

[@leonardchurch814]

You should’ve changed this video to “Man forms addiction live on camera.”

[@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas]

I can't believe this came from the Tattletail developers

[@PraddaToddla]

Yeah Joe is such a good friend and a gamer for noticing that ledge skip pogchamp all around

[@followcatt]

watching this makes me hopeful they play ultrakill at some point. it's similarly fast paced with cool movement

[@Ninjaleprachaun1]

Just found this out and not sure where else to put it: I learned Via Domus is latin for "the way home" and Minecraft: Via Domus sounds bad ass

[@Nevermaurum]

minecraft; via domus

[@philipdowdell3429]

I mean, saying something is "the way home" is really more of a meaning that its the way to home, in which case a better translation would be via ad domum. "Via Domus" makes it seem more like "home way", as in home could be the name of the road/ the way, rather than a descriptor of what kind of way it is/ where the way is going.

[@lux481]

@@philipdowdell3429 I think accusative can imply direction in Latin, so you would likely not need the "ad". Minecraft; via domum would totally work in my opinion.

[@philipdowdell3429]

@@lux481 huge if true (and it sounds vaguely familiar, I'm a few years out from when I was taking Latin in high school so I'm definitely forgetting little things like that)

[@Pr0zimity]

"I understand film" Okay Jo

[@honorableintent]

Jo is going to watch the speedruns for this game and go down the rabbit hole.

[@angerygoomba]

clickbait can even happen to the coney maniacs... this world is cruel

[@Nevermaurum]

the conesters were clickbaited 😢

[@Delta21OnYT]

​@@Nevermaurum the coneheads have been baited

[@Scribbelzz]

the fact that alpharad spent way too much time on gunner, WHEN THERE WAS A FASTER WAY THAT THE GAME LITERALLY POINTS OUT TO YOU IN THE LEVEL HINTS is infuriating.

[@darthsquidward3092]

This is where the addiction began

[@Nevermaurum]

9:20 he doesn’t know about the quick restart

[@Radar_of_the_Stars]

genuinely stream this, every level is a banger

[@trentoniam1066]

Little did they know… Jacob went to play the fuck out of this game😂

[@stentorianlid284]

I love this game so much, did you know there are red tier times that are the devs best times. My goal in this game is to beat the devs time in every level

[@sakarain]

I wonder if they toned back any of those times or if that’s their pb

[@lolwutman]

they're probably real dev times, having gotten them all theres a lot of patterns where short levels are much more strict due to it being easier to perfect overall

[@ValueNetwork]

Good movie guys, you get a habitful 5! You played to the react wars meta and it worked

[@YR.TR.]

thanks doc

[@screamo4211]

Hello chat; I have made a google docs for every suggestion for alpharad Gold, but I'm 100% missing a lot of games, so please add suggestion in the reply so I can add them

[@screamo4211]

also the google doc is on tw**ter [hope the old reply is deleted and not just hidden for me!]

[@Vinworld]

i cant believe they beat coney on lvl 3 witouth the actual skip

[@b00psn00t]

The guy who made donut county made this game

[@CottonCandyCrisis17]

Oh also alpha, the one in climb glass port where you thought you saw a skip but then went "oh no cause there's also the door there" and then didnt try it again: the door is only on the front, the other 3 sides are open

[@kylestreet7641]

I can't believe it took until May for them to play this, I was waiting!

[@gravityjedi]

There's a setting where clicking R will reset the level. Im sorry, and you're welcome.

[@dunkadillo]

The fact Jacob misunderstood balloon demons twice is just hilarious

[@scarlet7960]

You cant defeat an already defeated man

[@Nevermaurum]

i love this game i’m so glad they played it the dialogue is cringey on purpose though, that’s kinda part of its charm

[@Junya01]

The fact it’s cringey on purpose makes it worse imo

[@Nevermaurum]

@@Junya01 whatever

[@Junya01]

@@Nevermaurum if it was truly whatever you wouldn't have replied at all

[@thischannelisforcommenting5680]

​@@Junya01 whatever

[@shaxxmeer]

i think colin should've edited in his run each level

[@sqrrl]

i feel the pain of grinding out of silver in solo queue so hard rn, i've been grinding omega strikers and watching my elo drain as i get teamed with less than great players

[@day_3674]

The only thing I know about this game is that coney doesn’t like it

[@zpsznh113]

i finished this game without reading a single line

[@SpunkyPotato987]

4 months later this video has a single dislike out of 3.1k likes. Would love to know who that one wild viewer is

[@minty-2909]

Whoa was not expecting neon white

[@kamuihyo]

PLEASE come back to this game after gold era ends its such a wonderful game

[@sidneyhuckabee3598]

I wanna see lil bro play this hes consistently higher than coney

[@NathanTruby]

Coney% is now a real category

[@Psycho_Psy]

You doing glass port completely right was destroying me inside.

[@adrianaragundi5729]

137! Coney! I love coney. I also love FIGHT PARTY ON PC! TOTALLY RAD! CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT COLORS AND ANY NAME YOU COULD CONCEIVE! NO CHARACTER LIMITS! SO WICKED! MANY THROWABLE ITEMS AND WEAPONS MAKES FOR UNIQUE EXPERIENCES AND INTERACTIONS. INTERACTIONS? NO TWO FIGHTS ARE ALIKE! LIKE! like,like…. FIGHT PARTY! FIGHT LIKE ITS A PARTY! Until tomorrow…

[@samuelkerr4912]

3:30 "I can already tell I'm going to hate this game" ok buddy we all know how that went

[@twelved3719]

Alpha and Jo not realising what hints are for the entirety of the playthrough hurt me mentaly and physicaly

[@superpotatobro]

this video single handedly made me buy the game and im only 25 minutes in

[@ThunderXDDD]

This is where it all started. Thanks for introducing me to my favorite game

[@riasico]

this was so unintentionally frustrating to watch

[@Floofy_Fox_Gal]

Dude legit I would love a series of this game

[@waffleizer2362]

watching this gave me the mobile game add thing of OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUSE A BABY COULD DO THIS SHIT type advertising and it worked

[@unnaturalandroid]

I honestly thought I was about to watch them struggle with the tutorial level for an hour, and I was okay with that

[@PikuTG]

Goodbye coney

[@superoriginalname5110]

Because of this video I bought this game and in 2 days I have put in just shy of 20 hours, am less than halfway through and am hard grinding times against my friends

[@lycandula]

19:58 yup, Jacob is confirmed masher. Lol xD

[@misfit1422]

I LOVE MACHINE GIRL!!!

[@duckowap8337]

If you like crazy ass Japanese movies Machine Girl is definitely for you

[@Dunoid]

God watching you play makes me want to play again. I still haven't beaten the hell runs.

[@tempest7574]

As a Neon White grinder, this video physically hurts me.

[@WillM69]

Having never played the game, I was already yelling at my monitor at that last level, like just skip that chunk of nothing jfc Edit: right way Jo :)

[@misfit1422]

Can’t believe they skipped Violet’s intro

[@snickersnacker4502]

That moment when you wish you were on their friends list, just to have their times below yours~ (This game brought out alot in my friendgroup)

[@FireMoose-d4o]

I would love to watch alpharad gold play the rest of the pikmin games, the rest of the fnaf games, shantae, the luigis mansion series and danganronpa

[@kikiretzorg1467]

16:24 is my place so I don’t lose my place. Thanks

[@ochuspin]

This game is absolutely amazing, I’m very glad that they’re playing it

[@soulss21]

BRO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS AN HOUR LONG EPISODE I WAS JUST WATCHING

[@justdexMUSIC]

i got an ad at 2:14 and thought the video was over

[@Spyridon1337]

mission: defeat YIIK: A Postmodern RPG

[@andrewdavis200]

This is the game equivalent of "that's a time lose'

[@b00psn00t]

You guys would love clustertruck!

[@monsieurdorgat6864]

Jo would also like this game for being able to play as Sasuke's ghost

[@godofgrains]

Crazy that this is where it started

[@haelstrom101]

I really hope we get "Objective: Beat Colin" next year, when you're not uploading daily

[@billnye8760]

“Looks like the routing is pretty straightforward” - 14:25 lmao y’all spent 15 minutes walking past the solution to that one level

[@JustTamari]

Long time runner here, this video is perfect!

[@xdarin_]

"I can already tell that I hate this game" Welcome to Neon White.

[@nonmagicalwitch]

Honestly, this games writing is kind of like yiik. I enjoyes it for the existence of an artistic vision, not for the quality.

[@Solereaper21]

If anyone plays this game, do yourself a favour and beat all the basic story levels before going for medals. They teach you speedrun strats as you go

[@willjames9]

Thanks for letting me know that goonya monster existed the other day, I’ll be buying it the next sale. Also, please play devolver tumble time.

[@mrdankey]

I entirely expected chicken little when I clicked on this. Very dissapointed

[@KingNerdius]

they realize the hands help with routing right?

[@Nevermaurum]

they didn’t read any of the text 💀

[@KingNerdius]

@@Nevermaurum unfortunate

[@chadluetje989]

Mission: do Disney trivia

[@NaughtyBearforthexbox360andps3]

My mission is for Alpharad Gold to play Naughty Bear for the xbox 360 and ps3, I won't give up!

[@mannameddeclan2577]

I gotta see jo and Jacob play ctr nitro fuelled on gold

[@Salmonboyo]

I'm glad you click baited CONEY with your video, i love his content. Also day aslkdhglahsdgjlkh of asking for the sims 4 whatever. Speaking of Coney, I miss how did we get here. I relisten to the episodes all the time as it's helpful to have something to fill my head as i try to sleep. Overall, I'd like to see a return of the podcast, but if you can't/don't want to that's fine! you don't care about this comment but whatever

[@dakoriolf]

Omg it’s Coney’s favorite game

[@collinl64]

I could watch this for hours