Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only Your Fists?

[@MittenSquad]

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[@dosdoomguy2285]

Mitten Squad I hope it’s complete cancer uWu

[@bigDdavy]

Please notice me with your beautiful buckets.

[@stevenbills2600]

Maybe a beat fallout New Vegas with only a BB gun because there is a unique BB gun which is easily obtainable with the wild wasteland trait

[@julianblack1926]

fallout 4 with out pressing forward

[@dosdoomguy2285]

Operation Anchorage with only 360 noscopes?

[@backpack5100]

I like how these videos are more and more going off the rails in commentary

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

The best part is that mitten is still so monotone while being ridiculous

[@tuttosalve8352]

Its the best best part, and he knows it, I think he's fantastic He's broken the code in a way, he's "churning' out videos on really exactly the same thing, but his commentary is the fresh thing we're all here for, the plot of the game and also playthrougb is like background eye candy to his words and excellent jokes

[@ShaneMitchell-kz3fw]

looking back now... I dont

[@TheArgyleProtocol]

​@@ShaneMitchell-kz3fw Exactly. Knowing what we know now... 😢

[@elliskennedy9885]

"I decided to play as a woman for an added challange because it has been proving by medical science that women to do not have hands." -Mitten

[@insertmemehere5708]

NotDafran ironic seeing as Wahman in this game get the far superior Black Widow perk.

[@impreaa]

As a woman I can confirm I do not have hands

[@jasper3706]

@@insertmemehere5708 Men kill with guns, women kill with SEX and also guns

[@redmoon383]

@@insertmemehere5708 you know, I should make a woman in my next run just for that perk. I might even do an unarmed run cause this honestly looks fun

[@spoonfulofbeez]

I have a girl, but since i am the big lesbian i have hands

[@l1ttlelight]

Fun fact, during my first playthrough of Operation Anchorage, I had no idea how to use the requisition system at the home base, and I thought I could find weapons along the way. Well that wasnt true and I ended up accidentally beating Operation Anchorage with just my fists.

[@Brando216]

I had the same experience. Except I abused benji's ability

[@fishbot9902]

honestly not all that weird the first part of the quest gives you mutiable weapons scatted around and the quartermaster mentions if you fail to get the gauss rifle that you can take some weapons from the Chinese

[@codysellers4151]

Heck fighting the general bare handed sounds fun

[@soundwave-superior7372]

Legend

[@kurohunt125]

I did the same thing until I finally got to and killed the soldiers at the front of the chinese base, where he finally told me I didn't have to do that and theres been weapons I could have grabbed. Hates him so bad for that xD

[@patches2877]

"There are weapons in Fallout 3" "My god..." "There's more." "No!"

[@Sip_Dhit]

"you did not read mine" "did you want the weapons" "YES"

[@thestanley2692]

"Question!" "What's your question, Soldier?" "I punched some super mutants to death!" "How... much?" "I did nothing but bash them to death for three days!"

[@random_orange]

@@thestanley2692 "WHERE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN DUMPING THE BODIES"

[@DRAGONFLAIR2008]

sir i found old files on that solider that went AWOL

[@ericf112]

You were a good man. Your content got me through a difficult time in my life. May you rest in peace, good sir.

[@pantlessninja4696]

Can you beat fallout 3, new Vegas, or 4 using only mines?

[@foresta-2684]

that would be wondeful

[@AGFuzzyPancake]

Please do this Mitten daddy ;)

[@midgemong_]

Yes

[@Frank-pm4de]

Yes this is beautiful

[@aquapb893]

Does C4 count for New Vegas? If so I will do that in a heart beat

[@harrynicholson7170]

“I know what you’re thinking... No I don’t”, so glad I found this channel 😂

[@atriccswardgaming1721]

Harry Nicholson so funny

[@grandeese1424]

What was he referring to though

[@joeshiesty4613]

Time stamp?

[@GigglyWalrus]

@@joeshiesty4613 13:21

[@spideraba769]

"[...] God is the answer to all questions. 'What do you want for dinner?' 'God.' 'Your son isn't breathing on his own and will be in a vegetative state for the rest of his life. Should we take him off life support?' 'God.'"

[@megamoojuice]

Can you beat the Railroad questline without falling asleep?

[@doctorminigun]

Aaron Dukes only possible challenges

[@spiceyicey]

.44 to all of their heads for the glory of the brotherhood

[@EntropicMalevolence]

Can you beat the Fallout 4 brotherhood questline without seeming like a Russian dictator? (ironically)

[@lilvro7016]

Can u beat the minutemen quest line without adding a mod to kill Preston Garvey

[@waffles6280]

I mean Railroad is the Institute for people who fucking hate the Institute. By that I mean like 90% is fucking identical to the Institute questline

[@Deception975]

"Despite this setback, I killed her again." *Mitten reloads previous save* "I'll teach you to be killed by me!"

[@dakotablount251]

As funny as this was, he said "I'd kill her again" 😂

[@chrism1518]

“I’ll teach you to be killed by me” sounds like something Homer Simpson would say.

[@danieltackett99]

Best fallout quote: "Realized Jesus might've been a super mutant."

[@kingdonut8272]

He turned water into FEV.

[@gorchillatheman-gorilla438]

Would make more sense if he turned water into Nuka Cola.

[@SpartanMJO12]

"Hits like a hippo with downs syndrome" and "pretended to be Michael Vick" are up there too

[@chrism1518]

@@kingdonut8272 Nah , Super Mutants sweat FEV

[@yourchoice5923]

Can you beat a fallout game using only pickpocketed supplies?

[@Kjajo]

Now thats a great challenge

[@Ajax_Cleanerman]

Sounds pretty easy just use high agility for stealth perks so you can pickpocket without being detected

[@glassofwater281]

I may try this

[@Known_as_The_Ghost]

@@glassofwater281 I drink you.

[@CocoKickz94]

This would be pretty interesting actually.

[@Group-935]

Mitten Squad:"There are weapons in Fallout 3." Me:"Mmm, good to know."

[@matthewatkinson-quinteros1613]

"Then liberty prime entered his angsty teenager phase where he hated everyone and wouldn't do enything anyone wanted him to even if it benefit him." I love this channel 😂😂

[@FauxFoxPaw]

I was brushing my teeth during that part and almost hurt myself laughing so hard lol.

[@GokuBlackRose978]

That’s me fr

[@Alieniz]

This is one of my favorite vids of mitten squad man such a goat thank you for the many hours of entertainment you brought me and many others still can’t believe it.. rest in peace 🙏🏽

[@captainjurgh8142]

I gotta give credit to Mittens for unintentionally designing Fistiona's face got punched like in cartoons.

[@squaklefeb]

Can you beat Elder Scrolls 6 before it comes out?

[@ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц]

squaklefeb press x to doubt

[@jordin1909]

God

[@houstonhelicoptertours1006]

Todd Howard got you covered with his sweet preorder DLC.

[@jacobcolby2917]

Can you beat elder scrolls 6 without dying of old age

[@vitalykoltsov9956]

Or disappointment.

[@kevinrobinson6601]

2:46"Pretended to be Michael Vick" 😂😂

[@ghostwolf882]

At the beginning of the that 2:46 clip it goes dald if u keep repeating it

[@PizzaSquirtle]

your profile pic checks out lmao

[@classicgamer7247]

@@ghostwolf882 yep xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[@shawnmurphy8781]

"I know what you're thinking.... No I don't." Brilliant. Love these videos.

[@savior-]

i dont get it tbh

[@pizzi5104]

@@savior- Whenever someone says they know what you're thinking, the first thought you have is "No you don't", and he guesses correctly by saying it "No, I don't." and at the same time, it serves as a second joke because it would be like him saying "I know what you're thinking!.. actually.. no, I don't."

[@SHANEO144]

@@savior- how don't you get it, it wasn't subtle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acarrot9868]

"Someone who just spent 5 minutes rapidly pressing two keys on his keyboard" I will have you know, we're called osu players

[@s5701]

Your lucky I'm not a vegan of I'd be laughing while eating you but since I'm not vegan I'll just laugh

[@e141-f2n]

Couldn't he just have fast traveled somewhere else?

[@Monsicorn]

@@e141-f2n you can't fast travel while inside

[@chuckled125]

Oh shit

[@saucey-5321]

osu sucks

[@juandemarko8348]

I truly miss you Paul.... may you rest in peace.....until the real game begins.

[@vol10O000]

I loaded fallout 3 on my pc and punched my pc so Yes, you can beat fallout 3 with only your fists.

[@trevorgaudreau380]

Good Quality Comment, thank you

[@gabrielarkangelo]

Just take the game's disc and start punching it.. it's also a way to beat fallout 3.. don't know If It would work for other games thought..

[@blazefox1045]

*Yeets disk out window with punch* Yay I did it!

[@MayisaDuck]

@@gabrielarkangelo nah mate dont worry. Tried it with Halo 4. Worked like a charm

[@MayisaDuck]

Fucker got launched across the house. Its a small house

[@amos3766]

"Hits like a hippo with downsyndrome" dead.

[@iltav2126]

Who would win? The entire east cost us army detachment, whose soldiers use an extremely advanced and sturdy power armor One fist boi

[@berntz]

*gorl

[@j_fab3673]

*Gril @@berntz

[@Puzzlecobra]

Garl*

[@ManielTheDaniel]

@Agent Deception glirggrl

[@Some_guy_and_his_games]

El mastercecco Girl

[@realmrcatofficial]

Wow. Your fists are more lethal than the BB gun.

[@ethans-h7488]

Nugget nugget would you like these COLD nuggets

[@Leviathan56]

@@ethans-h7488 so you have chosen.... Death!

[@ethans-h7488]

HOI IM TEMMIE ...

[@dasonbane2839]

And she doesn't have any.

[@DanaWhite69Jones]

Can I have some nuggets

[@elijahswanstrom2737]

“Pretended to be Michael Vick” as he beats a dog lmao

[@kalobwilliams402]

Yep, that was the joke alright

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

That wasn't funny at all

[@FallouFitness_NattyEdition]

@Connor Clark No it's not you psychopath

[@regret1x]

I found it funny

[@ApocolypseChild]

@@FallouFitness_NattyEdition You're right; it wasn't funny, it was absolutely hysterical. I laughed uncontrollably at that line. Mittens is unbearably witty and clever.

[@tomhardwick6479]

I love how in each run half the time is spent getting yourself into and out of fucktarded situations or trying to overcome a glitch

[@lukewc533]

“there are weapons in fallout 3” -Mitten Squad 2019

[@jasper3706]

Truly a bold statement

[@seanrogers3389]

"Can you beat KZbin without seeing Mitten Squad in your recommended?"

[@Kjajo]

Too hard

[@pinkment6824]

Impossible

[@rural3609]

This should get more likes

[@Brando216]

No. He pops up in my subscription feed

[@daddyo1488]

No, even after I didn't watch any of his vids for a long time. No never.

[@RatLab.]

"Where a bunch of Super Mutants were waiting to take advantage of a beautiful girl like me" I lost it 😂😂😂

[@Toxin_Glitch]

He’s just making porn for someone _not saying that’s for me_

[@blazefox1045]

0:49 get that unholy and generally satanic being off my screen.

[@masonmcnuggies4009]

That paradise falls joke was actually good my parents were spooked by my sudden laughter hahaha

[@xdestoryer6668]

B33tl3 Br0 I think your a little late in the video playlist

[@avi-sb5lb]

Mitten squad: 2:46 *_JOHN WICK WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION_*

[@AlejandroMartinez-xx4mz]

SLAP N CLAP NFL wants to know your location

[@redzed2038]

6:21 as well

[@moltreszapdosandarticuno5155]

Wow, hahahahahaha

[@levigallegozvlogs8494]

Tried to be Micheal Vick 💀

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

John wick is a pussy

[@t.d.c.channel]

RIP, Paul 🫡🧤

[@RelatableBlackGuy]

He’s well alive now we just wait for a upload when he ready and I will still be here waiting for his legendary return

[@AdamJohnstone-dk4gt]

I’m here rewatching all of mittensquad videos, I hope you come back when you are ready, wishing you all the best

[@brodyb3576]

We'll miss you man

[@ProtoMario]

That joke was a 10

[@thegreatcornholio5025]

They all were

[@larrysoutherland6599]

I thought your pair of dice joke was amuzing dont let anyone tell you otherwise

[@poorkonis]

tf?

[@pointblank2890]

It took me a moment to get it, but it was very good word play

[@rafaelantoniozentenoguzman3909]

Otherwise

[@KnightShade4]

One of the very few jokes I've heard where it's better after they explain it. Hats off to mittensquad

[@catherinevo6060]

larry southerland me too

[@RandomAxe]

I know what you're thinking..... No, no I dont. Lmao

[@sincerecritic1881]

Random Axe huh, can I axe you a question?

[@sincerecritic1881]

Wood you ever hug a tree?

[@speenta4879]

@@sincerecritic1881 I wouldn't the main reason is well most trees are just total birch

[@speenta4879]

@NuTty BuTtEr yep but there are the other ones where they are just sooooo sapling

[@intelligism4306]

@@speenta4879 they just go out on a limb then when you ask a question they are stumped like omg get it together not to mention their roots like just take care of your hair

[@reeetabix3695]

I guess you can say that He's very So-Fist-icated (I honestly don't know what sophisticated means)

[@alexalexandru691]

Sophisticated = Educated

[@reeetabix3695]

@@alexalexandru691 Welp, thanks for telling me that I guess

[@theamazingmr.shovelman8328]

MarmaladeMel good on you for ‘finger’-big that out

[@TheTerribleUsername]

@@theamazingmr.shovelman8328 *_finger big_*

[@frostysaturn4955]

It mean he got a thicc brain

[@PrestonK_Productions]

Holy crap, I was thinking "No, no you don't"! He really can read my mind.

[@Guilty_Crown]

“What do you want for dinner? God” And I say ‘GET IN MAH BELLY ‘

[@chadmcking4759]

Can you beat fallout 3 by playing as Todd Howard? Edit: Thanks for the likes!

[@samurai6331]

Yes you can, because it just works.

[@vsGoliath96]

Well, he created Oblivion, so he already won. Who's laughing now?

[@chadmcking4759]

Skyrim for the Nintendo 3DS intensifies*

[@personman5512]

Yes because you have infinite AP, ammo, and your invincible

[@mikeisnotcool8360]

@@vsGoliath96 Yes, he was in the Chess club

[@lukavidovic4033]

Can you beat fallout 3 with 125% discipline

[@bayern1445]

I love you but THE DEUTSCHES KAISERREICH IS BETTER

[@real7433]

No beat fallout: new vegas with 1871% discipline

[@lorenzodcigognini8592]

Go back to the HRE Prussia, you're drunk

[@Dannysevenfold24]

You beat life with your bare fists homie rest easy

[@lasagaeater6891]

"This is what we in the business like to call: fucking up big time."

[@maddmusician4492]

wow watching your channel grow from a few thousand subs to today couldn't have happened to a nicer KZbinr. videos are always fun and the entertaining commentary makes me laugh.one of my favorite channels.

[@MossadAgentEpstein]

Can you beat modded skyrim without crashing?

[@SailHatan01]

More like vanilla Skyrim.

[@theowodepot7992]

Impossible

[@Oneshotrobot97]

Blasphemy

[@jordin1909]

God

[@ttvsleetz8926]

Take my word for it or not but yes I have not any game breaking mods or too many mods but it’s possible

[@Vrilnigga_88]

Can you beat fallout four by only bashing with a gun

[@emlynselene1096]

That'd be interesting

[@gerwaanhartfield7261]

Yes

[@nocturnechanson]

I posed the same question on a previous video. Hopefully he’ll do it.

[@MrGhosta5]

yes power basher is actually really strong and parts like bayonets and stocks can also increase bash damage.

[@killexfid219]

Someone already posted this comment before on one of his videos, and instead of waiting did a video doing it themselves.

[@walterwhite8164]

Rest in peace king

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

4:56 Three Dog looks like an alien! 👽

[@joeywild2011]

I thought he was an alien!

[@addisonclarke9571]

I swear he's the funniest dude. Legit love seeing when he uploads cos i know i'll get a good 10 minutes of laughs

[@outsidethelines2162]

Rip Paul, you’re punching the enclave in heaven now.

[@ihasth3b3ast5]

“My fingers felt like the fingers of someone who had just spent five minutes rapidly pressing two keys on a keyboard” Huh. That sounds like a full osu song.

[@01_mikoru93]

What are you talking, they only map TV size anymore

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

2:14 "And has a personality like a piece of plywood." I didn't know Paul was in on lumber workers' greatest secret; plywood does indeed have personality, which differs depending on the type it is.

[@TheLadderMann]

this video popped up on my recommended. thought it was a new one. hope youre doing alright, paul.

[@icantthinkofaname589]

:(

[@Theendman42]

In case you didn't know, he passed on, apparently from alcohol-related complications. Luckily his channel will remain archived here so that we may watch his videos when we wish.

[@dwarfbunni]

I binge watched all your can you beat fallout videos as soon as I subbed, I am so happy you upload often!!!!!

[@Honk1n]

Can you beat broken steel with only fists?

[@icecold1805]

7:19 the moment of absolute horror when those two remaining soldiers realize you can climb to get them.

[@mikeshaver-miller745]

I would like to see you beat Fallout three with only Grenades. I feel like it would actually be harder than fisting everything.

[@thegreatcornholio5025]

Pre fallout 4 grenades suck, so that run would be hell. Perfect for paul!

[@ripvanwinkle2021]

@@thegreatcornholio5025you gotta snot though plasma grenades have always been pretty good

[@soggalicious9972]

Miss you man

[@Cosnonaught]

Are these videos just an excuse to keep playing Fallout 3/NV/4?

[@bloodwolf7411]

Yes yes they are

[@RG001100]

That'd be "Can you beat Fallout 3/NV/4 without any restrictions whatsoever?"

[@ther0ckst4rr]

Nah I still play 76,4 and 3 its not That bad **skyrim gets beat with fork**

[@stephenmiller9009]

There's a lot more to come probably

[@averagejoepro5347]

Yes of course

[@KamisenKoguma]

Inspired by your channel I've just beaten a FO4 game only with my fists... And you release this. PS: On very hard, not survival

[@MayisaDuck]

Sounds like fun

[@goldonzo8643]

I’m currently doin the same in new Vegas. The beginning is hard but once I get certain perks it should be easy. I’m playing on hard

[@Skullhawk13]

@@goldonzo8643 honestly I’m impressed, New Vegas has no iron fist, As they really went wild with fist weapons, true Unarmed is very weak.

[@goldonzo8643]

@@Skullhawk13 The key is getting the paralyzing palm perk and the special unarmed attacks, as well as the super slam perk. Enemies can’t hit you if you knock them down or paralyze them. The damage is pretty bad though.

[@mjc0961]

"Pretended to be Michael Vick" That got me harder than I would have expected 🤣

[@LuminousLead]

4:57 ThreeDog's low lighting and shiny glasses make him looks like an alien XD

[@23681lucky]

Thanks to this video my fiance frequently tells me I don't have hands. Also him when I typed out this comment: "leave Paul alone" As a fellow Michigander, thanks for all the laughs @Mitten Squad

[@oscarm.6036]

Can you beat Skyrim with bow and training arrows ??

[@thedowntowndogg]

Yes I like this idea

[@krave2789]

He dropped it.

[@TheLegend1800]

A new Mitten Squad video? Please assume the position.

[@conraydo]

That Pair-a-dice Falls pun was glorious!

[@iplayfortnite9654]

" It's been proven by medical science that women do not have hands" Lol! The vid just started and in rollin already!

[@spookydonutghosthouse]

RIP Paul

[@chandlersleziak6416]

11:53 was my favorite part. Whenever he punches that Enclave officer and takes his leg off by only punching him it's freaking hilarious! Lol 🤣

[@eeeeeasasasa]

MOAR VIDEOS @MITTENSQUAD Ive watched every single one within less than a month of finding your channel. 11/10

[@eussbernal6041]

Can you beat elder scrolls 5 with only a wooden sword and leather armor ?

[@emlynselene1096]

*hide

[@thepurpleshade486]

Yes just enchant the sword

[@JohnD27018]

that wooden sword does DOUBLE the damage of the spoon!!!

[@MrGhosta5]

easy, just boost smithing . at around 400 smithing you can reinforce even the most terrible of armor up to the armor cap and make any weapon hit for 100+ damage.

[@theprofessionalretard8071]

No leather armor

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

i'm in the middle of doing this challenge for myself (as a woman named PATRICK STAR, yes it's actually in all caps), and the mental image of seeing a wastelander charge five supermutants and successfully punch them all to death without flinching gives me strength

[@deejaythedj313]

When you mentioned the palace I was like “Wow he knows about the palace of auburn hills!” Then I took a look at your avatar and it all hit me

[@drawchillah8851]

Pair of dice falls, or Paradice Falls? That is the joke.

[@AlejandroMartinez-xx4mz]

“Pretended to be Michael Vick” best moment in the whole vid 😹

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

6:13 -looks at subtitles- PLOT TWIST: Kellogg was the Lone Wanderer all along

[@boaterj4698]

I have never ever written anything on any profile but these videos have made me not kms during my recovery from tonsil surgery. The comedic value in most of his jokes gives me a reason to maintain living

[@NovaRose4]

“There are weapons in Fallout 3” ~Mitten Squad I had no idea

[@unused0username]

Learned something new, gotta leave a like.

[@sodaesq.6366]

"I know what you're thinking. No I dont."

[@SgtSourD]

Kid: (Plays drop the glass.) Mom: (Yells at kid.)

[@SneedIewoods]

'...because she hits like a hippo with down syndrome..' LMAO!

[@juanolmeda8580]

I was today years old when I found out that there was a stomp animation in fallout 3

[@bsellner8334]

I was going to say that he sounds more irritated than usual. But then again, I would be irritated as well if I had to use only my fists throughout Fallout 3.

[@thomashoughton5270]

I cant imagine the satisfaction you get from completeing these challenges

[@lonewanderer2277]

"Pretended to be Michael Vick." Genius lol.

[@TwoOrdersOfFries]

I like to think that the G.O.A.T test was a bit hard on fistonia so in a fit of rage she beat the shit out of Mr. Brotch and broke out of the vault on her own

[@nathanalimoenadi5653]

5:55 The freakin gun turret was like: "Nuhuh, can't touch this,noppidy nop nop, can't touch this, nuhuh

[@kingsofleon9377]

I been waiting for this Video for a while

[@kadecoleman4104]

“With the children free to be taken by new slavers.” 😂😭😭bruh 😂

[@StevioGaming1]

Can you beat fallout 3, New Vegas or 4 without using any special points.

[@emlynselene1096]

He's pretty much already done this I think

[@bloodwolf7411]

@@emlynselene1096 ya he has

[@Nighthawk1000]

10:36 I thought you were going to say Paradise is where most of the casinos in what we call Las Vegas are.

[@RaggedDan]

Bloody hell! I only discovered your channel a few days ago, sir! What a lot I have missed, this is already one of my favourite channels, the humor is fantastic and precise, you actually understand Fallout and Skyrim, in their respective series' and it is shocking, amazing channel I will keep up with until the ends of its tether.

[@convolutedpeppercorn1078]

When you made that dice joke, for a moment, I thought I was watching Modest Pelican

[@hectortellez682]

K I L L A Q U E E N 0:11

[@anotherlefttoe451]

“Pretended to be Michael Vick” LMAOOOOO

[@companylovesmisery1463]

Oh my God dude... I've never played any of the Fallout games but I'm having the time of my life watching this series. Your deadpan delivery of lines when something goes wrong, the hilarity that's actually happening onscreen, yeah it's great and I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. Keep up the good work. Poor Fistonia... (^_^) we can't all be good looking you know?

[@vincentgeter8195]

The funny thing is this is what I did on my first playthrough of fallout 3