Mix of short audit encounters and a camera fail (auditor fail really)

A visit to Kent, Bodmin, Mold and the Arms Seller MBDA to see if my right to photograph is respected.

[@wt8676]

“I’ve never seen a chicken laying an egg”. Focus you absolutely killed me there, beautiful work. Keep it up.

[@davidquinn7702]

Thats the part that got me too i knew there was a reason i subscribed to his channel the humour is amazing

[@lincslegend6936]

🤣

[@sublime_cw]

I think that is possibly Focus' best line ever. Had me in stitches.

[@natsiel]

😂😂🙌

[@badlarry172]

he's come out with some belters in the past but that one has to be one of the best

[@unknownknown1565]

Focus Pocus Im an auditing watching sob. Ive seen them all - Auditing Britain, Kolee berks, Marti, DJ Audits, News Now Yorkshire etc etc and Im here to tell you are by far the best Ive seen do it. Your knowledge of the law, the hilarious sarcasm in your tone and funny one liners makes for great viewing. Only downside to your audits is how infrequent they are ffs. Keep up the good work

[@philliplester1741]

Totally agree.

[@Stuart_George]

I feel FP does quality over quantity. A much better approach in my humble opinion.

[@Christopher-dd1ph]

dont even waste your time with kolee. he pushes scam crypto and therefore is a grade A scumbag.

[@JeffJeffers0n]

It's just a side-gig for focus too, a hobby so to speak.

[@oaktree354]

@@Stuart_George Agreed. If infrequency is the price we have to pay for such amazing quality, so be it.

[@Flubbydubbydoodoo]

Yes, finally an auditor said that they are there specifically for the “private” number plates. Good job.

[@ianhill4585]

Annoying when you have to justify a LEGAL action isn't it?

[@agentsmakem424]

I reckon FP is being too hard on himself, and what he thinks isn’t up to scratch “production wise maybe”, are actually some real golden moments. His comebacks are just the best on YT by a mile aren’t they

[@northcountrybhoy4265]

@@agentsmakem424 Michael (nny) and kolee are fun too but FP is king.

[@Flubbydubbydoodoo]

@@agentsmakem424 Yes, but then FP does seem to be a professional photographer/videographer, so no doubt sets a higher standard for himself. Don’t think that’s the same of the others… unless you count being a KZbinr as professional… which I guess it can be.

[@cowardsallaround98]

Frauditor tell the public your name addresse and number plate And do you have a full time job or are you a ?

[@evilcraftknife5705]

"I've never seen a chicken laying an egg". The worlds best retort.

[@A2Z1Two3]

If you find a bald chicken you have a better chance seeing it laying an egg :)

[@bobmirdiff2043]

Q: How many people work at a Police Station? A: Less than half!

[@dave_ryan]

🤣

[@robertallen3441]

As many as that?

[@newpotatoes]

😂

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

You are been generous

[@drips1030]

Sounds a bit overcrowded to me.

[@philliplester1741]

When you argue so eloquently, their answer *should* be: “You know what? You’re right!” But the lack of humility prevails, as does the embarrassment to themselves…

[@philliplester1741]

@Focus Pocus P.S. If Owen is now officially an arms dealer, I trust you’ll be seeing if his security allows you to photograph outside his house? I relish your videos - they are beautiful. Take care. :)

[@damienbutt6320]

This guy is like the ultimate supreme dogg of auditing. Hands down the best!

[@kevinsancto1574]

The best auditor in the UK.

[@albertrichardson6160]

They just can’t stop themselves can they? Brilliant as usual!

[@dwcoolit]

Focus Pocus is the standard that every auditor should strive to achieve.... He's the governor....Respect!

[@bren70ssss94]

You know that feeling when you find twenty quid in a jacket pocket , that's what it's like when a Focus Pocus video pops up unexpectedly 🙂🎉🎉

[@DAZVADER74]

EXCELLENT WAY OF PUTTING IT … ABSOLUTELY AGREE BREN 👍 I can’t Workout if it’s the Infrequency of his vids that helps make them such good watching … I’d Love to see Atleast ONE Vid a week !

[@jubear1493]

Amen!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

29:20 Fantastic line "I'm here for the personal number plates ... to check if they're taxed and MOT'd" Pretty much gives a middle finger to his request to blur out personal number plates and lets him know his demand fell on waste ground and was buried 6' under.

[@A2Z1Two3]

Yes, he is offering a FREE public service checking police personal numberplates for Vehicle Excise Duty and MOT Can’t argue with anything done for free.

[@inthisdayandage8078]

"I've never seen a chicken laying an egg, but I'm not going to suggest it's unusual..." Brilliant as always 🤣

[@SuperSetsquare]

I’m so disappointed when your videos end. Your sense of humour is spot on. Please keep up the great work and hopefully we will be treated to another insight into the hardships of being a photographer. Stay safe and respect.

[@markemarkpsv1]

OMG, I'm a wheelchair user, and no this is not a negative comment, quite the opposite. You had me it fits of laughter, especially when you said the "darlek" thing, I was rolling around the bed in hysterics. My new name is a "Darlek, with no lid on." Please do more of these extremely funny videos. 👍😎👍m-E-m

[@Coyo-Tea]

It cracked me up as well and I’m disabled too but I’m not quite a dalek yet but it won’t be long. I found the comment hilarious and it had me splurting coffee everywhere 😂

[@mutleyeng]

spat me tea out - and i dont even drink tea - gawd bless Focus

[@LilHazey2.0]

😂❤

[@WeeMan283]

I was reading this comment just as he said it 😂😂 timing was as good as the joke

[@Bob10009]

Why can’t all auditors be this knowledgeable, this polite, this assertive, this logical, this witty, this clever ? Please keep doing this.

[@thesmallnotesduo]

And why can't the police be all of the above too?

[@stuartbrown8259]

@@thesmallnotesduo Very fair point.

[@untissify]

@@thesmallnotesduo 👍🏻

[@gregkasza1925]

Because they all have their own styles and personalities.

[@garywalker2769]

Just got in from a 12 hour shift and stayed up to watch the master at his work! Just class, funny and far to good for them. 👍

[@mickhavers6778]

You have your hands in your pockets, you may be gratifying yourself...... 😂😂😂

[@Ytremz]

Underrated line haha

[@Christopher-dd1ph]

you are the best auditor in the game. there are alot of really good auditors in the us and the uk but nobody handles the police better. my only complaint is that there isn't enough content from you!!! more! MORE! WE WANT MORE!!!! 😀😀😀

[@itsmegordy]

I agree 100% - We need more content for sure!

[@j33prang]

Absolutely agree with you. I watch all the best auditors and in my opinion nobody gets close to FP. I know that if he was to produce as much as the others, he would definitely have the most followers. On the other hand i want him to be on form and if this means a casual approach, then i'm all for it. But i look for his vids every day. Pure gold.

[@Iderspider]

He's my favorite too.. he needs to do more videos

[@irenedavo3768]

Please watch videos of Jim Nduruchi Kenya 🇰🇪 where are UKAid? Amref? Comic Relief?

[@essexaea]

Agree 200%

[@dougwright7877]

Focus Pocus!!! Best by a mile. Most knowledgeable & intelligent auditor on the planet!!! Should be doing it every day. 💙💙💙

[@djdelight_musik7181]

'Twenty coffee machines, a few chaise lounges, card tables & some pinball machines' .The officer didn't deny it either 😂

[@palm33]

Give this man an award. You destroy people with logic and I’m here for it haha 😂

[@jaredburgess8381]

"...I've never seen a chicken lay an egg but I wouldn't presume to say it was unusual..." FP is absolutely brilliant!

[@butchbaird1834]

That comment of the chickens laying an egg was totally priceless! Love it ! Going to use that line in everyday life.

[@cypeman8037]

I love it when auditors pick up on the officers key words, “Concern”…etc and run with it. They quickly try and move on but fail when FP pulls them up.

[@willnewlove1]

Rub along together line was a belter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@grahambunton377]

Cop: "Taking photos is suspicious because I've never seen anyone taking photos of a police station" FP. "Well I've never seen a chicken laying an egg, but I don't consider it suspicious" BRILLIANT

[@milliepaduano7905]

I think FP actually started this process for the right reasons. To prove that photography is not in fact a crime. It is done with intellect & humour & I have never had to watch him concede a point or become abusive. Absolute quality one liners.

[@Spohcsom]

This is top drawer auditing. FP exercises his rights eloquently and pushes back when the police attempt to abuse his rights. "I don't answer questions" is the best reponse. FP, AB and DJ are great auditors and are changing the face of policing for the better.👍

[@RS-rf8sy]

Stop talking wet.

[@ayz01]

FB & AB yes, don’t quite like DJs style to be honest, he has a lot to learn.

[@iainmaturin8460]

How are these people changing the way police approach the public and more interestingly how many encounters have you had with plod?

[@RossTheBoss87]

@@ayz01 focus pocus and reggie photo are the only ones I watch….I’ve tried to watch the other ones but they all pale in comparison to FP and RP……uk meet the tyrants needs a slap,law and audits with his poppet pish would get butted and DJ audits must have the most annoying voice on KZbin…..I think uk audits should be left to focus pocus and reggie the rest can fcuk off 👍

[@pjo2386]

'drawer' .... otherwise a wild west quick on the draw shoot out

[@godwintaurai2304]

Focus Pocus, your videos truly are amazing. After having a crappy week, waking up to a new video has made my morning. Thank you for standing up for our rights!

[@mk310174]

Your chicken line might well be the greatest response in the history of auditing. Bravo sir!

[@Real_Matt]

Welcome back bro, always great to see one of your uploads.

[@collieri]

What's best about this channel is the focus (excuse pun) on what really matters. Where other auditors are now just chasing the adsense revenue by filming any old tosh and inciting a reaction from the police by being overly confrontational, this channel maintains the original point of auditing (I think), that being a stand against police overreach and our ever evaporating rights.

[@iainmaturin8460]

No it doesn't. All of this nonsense is confrontational, which is fine if it's a means to an end, but it's not!

[@focuspocus3690]

Still hanging around the channel Iain? I bet you hate it that you can’t tear yourself away 😂😂😂😂😂?

[@highwayman03]

@@iainmaturin8460 10 years and no subscribers, give up, nobody is listening to you. 😂

[@irenedavo3768]

@@focuspocus3690 please watch Afrimax English! Where is Comic Relief money going?

[@englandagainsttyranny5986]

@@iainmaturin8460 my friend. I am 58 years old . I have been a photographer since I was a child. I have been all over this country taking photos of everything and anything I can see. Whilst partaking in the hobby that I love I have been harassed, detained, handcuffed, searched and threatened with arrest under the terrorism act. This has happened so many times I have lost count. I don't publish any of my photos. They are all for my own use. When you say there is no point to what focus is doing I would suggest to you there is absolutely a point. Photography is not a crime. These clowns in costumes need to learn it. I am not anti police I am anti police abusing there powers.

[@niall8632]

The best auditor out there. 'I'm not discussing what's lawful and unlawful at the moment'. Hahaha, great stuff FP!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

26:05 "You're not complying with me" And there we have it. The opinion of police that they are in charge and in control of the public. The public do not have to act in accordance with the wishes or commands of the police. Not unless a crime has occurred, is about to occur, or is occurring.

[@untissify]

Precisely. 👍🏻

[@jimmybhoy6438]

FTP

[@untissify]

@@jimmybhoy6438 fuck the pope ???

[@kevinwilliams1421]

Their ego gets in the way of logic EVERY time… they cannot help themselves

[@Neverod8doreveN]

The logic of "I might have been made aware of it" but not being actually aware of it is astounding.

[@gc6855]

I just like to the their insincere faces when faced with that very dangerous camera 📸, shame but the audio was priceless , well done again FP, always look forward to your videos. 😀

[@cliffordbuttle4529]

You should tell them it’s a police station because they don’t seem to know we’re they are

[@teclo1057]

"YOU ARE TRYING TO RENEGOTIATE MY RIGHTS" QUALITY.

[@seantheplayer8047]

Good to see ya again FP!.. The comedy is brilliant ... "It's not unusual ... I've never seen a chicken laying an egg, but it ain't unusual, it happens about 3 million times a day!" Laughed a lot at that one! Priceless! 😅 😅 👍 🙋‍♂

[@Jedstop]

This guy could be by far the biggest auditor in the UK with regular output. I respect that he probably just doesn’t want to.

[@Ytremz]

I think a big limiting factor for how quickly focus-pocus can deliver content is his approach to dealing with the officers. Generally he's quite respectful and relies on subtle witticisms to entertain his audience; he would need to be a lot more provocational (like Auditing Britain) to get consistent interactions from police officers.

[@stuartbrown8259]

@@Ytremz That is not his style. He is certainly not an Auditor, he is a photographer. Asserting his right to film in public. That's it.

[@fivewindow32]

Straight in there.... 'How long are you here for'? 'What day is it today'? Fantastic....hooked within 10 seconds. The best auditor by far. Thanks FP

[@ainsleybuttocks5689]

Excellent auditor......... most intelligent responses to the mostly inane questions.

[@kevinsancto1574]

When he asks how long will you be around for and the reply is what day is it priceless.

[@robertallardice8119]

Fking brilliant!😂😂😂😂

[@brendandarkside1207]

Always brings a new angle of logic to the usual bingo card of audit phrases. And really brave at telling them off you go. Best bits of all auditing styles and still my no.1!!!

[@mrf4138]

I literally jump with joy when I see Focus-Pocus has posted a new video. And this one was an extra special treat as we got to see the highlights from many encounters. FP is the grand master. Every time he completely outwits “the”idiots”, he does so with such skill and humour. He is a country mile ahead of the pack. And today I learned about the NPCC’s document on social media and blogging. A very important document for us all to carry. Thanks FP. Can’t wait for the next instalment.

[@dannyboy2228]

You’re one of the best auditors out there! I wish you uploaded more often.

[@nevillengatai4453]

Great viewing and great auditing. The bike in the beginning and ending brilliant, even I haven't seen a chicken lay an egg. To get the best out of a situation is knowledge, your deamenour, tone of voice and composure. Now that's what every cop hates. They hate to lose. Well done and good to see you back.

[@Mikeandlucy1]

I like to think Im pretty quick witted but "I've never seen a chicken laying an egg" brilliant, left the copper fighting for a come back when there wasn't any, and "there's a Darlek without a lid on" . Pure Genius FP.

[@craigfenton1060]

"Concern duly noted, carry on chaps." Fabulous! Can't stop laughing.

[@davidkinsey3744]

Not seen any videos for ages , you and Reggie photo are my favourite,s keep up the good work pal ,😉

[@dave_ryan]

Same.

[@AYTAZED]

Reggie potato is just antagonistic, not a patch on focus pocus who knows the law.

[@MrPhantom453]

7:55 "Well I haven't seen a chicken lay an egg." Just brilliant the way you tear their lack of logic apart.

[@MrMalikshabaz403]

"So how long are we here for?" "Erm.... what day is it today?" Hilarious response.

[@grahamritchie8118]

Hi focus, been a fan of yours and been watching you for a long time now, you don't put out the quantity of content as others i watch but i have to say you are the very best at it. You are very obviously a clever guy and are not easily intimidated. Keep up the great work focus.

[@TheStoneTapeSimulacrum]

'I've never seen a chicken laying an egg' - absolutely brilliant, you have an excellent auditing style.

[@robertmakin2259]

The silver-tongued provocateur in fine form. Damn, I love me some Focus 😁😁

[@sirtinley-knot2944]

"The problem here is that you're renegotiating my rights"... best auditor line I've ever heard!

[@doveronefoxtrot4417]

No worries, no worries, from the first challenger, but clearly he is worried or he wouldn't have made contact with you ! Excellent content as always Mr pocus !

[@offshore171]

That line about the chicken laying an egg was first class

[@hoghs1]

“He had his bottom Schmacked”. That’s one of my favorite lines of his. It’s stuck in my head. The UK auditors always have really catchy openings.

[@seantimmons3136]

Great stuff as usual, buddy. No long circular debates you just shut them down with simple logic. No aggression or nonsense, just simple rationale and a contempt for them which has been well earned.

[@fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530]

He shots them down in flames 🔥 everytime. It’s the only channel. That sometimes I feel sorry for the police officers. 😂

[@steveturner7573]

I’ve never seen a chicken lay an egg. Genius

[@JB_inks]

When they film you they're collecting data and therefore are subject to gdpr. Not telling you he's filming is a breach and can lead to massive fines

[@shunnp4175]

It’s been a long wait but another brilliant audit “I’ve never seen a chicken lay an egg!!!😂 you tie them up in knots mate👍, best auditor !!!

[@goose2827]

Yet again FP you pull one out of the bag, my favourite Auditor/photographer by far, calm, calculated, knowledgeable & making these plastics look completely incompetent, i so wish you did these more frequently, I always wait in anticipation for each video. 10/10 mate. I just watched it again & the more I see the guy on the bike at the beginning the more I laugh 🤣🤣🤣🙂 priceless.

[@torchyboyz]

Dear Mr Pocus, thank you so much once again for your time and effort. You are the man. I always look forward to your audits and am never disappointed. Thanks again. Paul from Widnes

[@kevinshepherd8314]

" you might be aware of it but your ignoring it " absolute classic FP , stunning put downs . Keep safe man

[@ukfreedomaudits4948]

What can I say.... Brilliant. You are the epitome of intelligent auditing. I did say recently that you would be the character that could educate coppers better than other auditors.

[@ReggiePhoto]

I've never seen a chicken laying an egg 🤣🤣🤣classic

[@stuartbrown8259]

Reggie you come out with plenty of one liners yourself. Hope your well pal.

[@englandagainsttyranny5986]

Reggie's ere

[@apmullen]

The best come back ever!!! When the guy says it unusual to see someone filming a police station. " I've never seen a chicken laying on egg but it's not unusual. 10/10 👍👍👍

[@Rich_G]

Please come back with more videos. Your interactions with the "management" are priceless. Love the chicken laying an egg analergy. Absolutely brilliant. Your the best 🙂

[@organisedatoms]

“Oh, there a darlick without the lid on” that has me in stitches

[@jons1809]

'I've never seen a chicken laying an egg' Brilliant :-)

[@dariasmuradi6842]

I have watched auditors all over the world I’m yet to see anyone better than this guy very professional simply awesome

[@deanwallace4432]

You were my favourite uk auditor, now you are my favourite auditor of all time! I've never seen a chicken lay an egg but I know it's not unusual. That absolutely cracked me up, pun intended 🤣

[@taz454]

One of the best in the UK.

[@philliplester1741]

*One of???* You’re kidding? *The* best. The One. The Only. FP. The P must stand for ‘perfection’.

[@taz454]

@@philliplester1741 haha, yeah...ok I agree. The best!

[@jacquelinetonge4256]

It always makes me so happy to see you have uploaded a new video. Thank you. The best auditor by a long way.

[@fuerteventuramobilityscoot6530]

I’ve said it before. If focus Pocus was on the BBC. You would pay for a tv licence. He’s that good. Keep it up sir…

[@colinpryor4290]

Police - "Are you filming private registrations numbers?" Photographer - "Yes. I collect car numbers, just like train numbers. And they are not private. And filming them is not illegal in any way".

[@tractorboy2002]

Always a fascinating videos from FP and this one didn’t disappoint. Classic retorts including ‘name me a police station that hasn’t been photographed’, ‘I’ve never seen a chicken laying an egg’ and ‘I’m only taking photos of personal numbers’. I’ve watched all of your videos and not once has a police employee got the better of you intellectually. Long may that continue.

[@paulbromley6687]

That’s hardly a high compliment FP is brilliant but look what he has to work with coppers are hardly high end IQ it’s like finding a copper in Mac Donald’s.

[@gregkasza1925]

That nice Officer came all the way out to have “ JUST a conversation “. What a friendly man!

[@kaonashicom]

dude, even if you tried you couldn't fail. what an excellent individual you are, i must say!

[@osuperbado]

The Messiah has returned 🙌 I enjoy most of the other popular auditors….but you are by far the most wittiest and scathing, without being rude. Keep it up Focus!!! 👍😀

[@Able60]

" I've never seen a chicken lay an egg"! The most perfect answer I've ever heard to that P.C. Plod chestnut. An answer I would never have thought of at all.🤔😂🤣

[@davidss001]

Your defo my favourite auditor , calm , sarcastic , knowledgable.. Do more they’re great 👍

[@BestKiteboardingOfficial]

Ooh that was subtle, " who's that sign telling the public not to enter for" genius the sign is there for the public, which means they must be able to stand in front of it, beautiful.

[@newage3]

Hi Mate - always love watching your videos and I always have too go back and re-watch just in case I miss any tiny detail and I did - "Oh there`s a Dalek without the lid on"....... keep them coming.

[@Polecat54941]

I have also never seen a chicken lay an egg so I guess it just does not happen! Top drawer Audits.

[@robyncurness68]

I can’t believe that this guy, focus pocus isn’t the biggest going around. He’s a gentleman and a scholar. The agro ones are rubbish!!

[@MrFergusferret]

You're just too good at this!!!

[@robertbradshaw9367]

Super video. This is exactly how it should be done. Calm, respectful but firm when necessary. Unfortunately not everybody who engages in this activity has the resourcefulness to do it like this. My only complaint FP is that we don't see enough content from you. Looking forward to the next one!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

21:10 Good point about the training. If they haven't been briefed then their training is shit and whilst it can be an excuse for an individual constable to not know of the auditing memo, it would be a failure of the force to not have ensured that all constables are aware of it.

[@BusterCapInYoAss]

Understandable that viewers would like more frequent content, all I can say is: You can't rush quality! I'm happy to wait. Although there is an element of "audit", I don't see your content as such. You use logic, delivered in a humorous & calm manner. Keep up the good work, thankful you're afforded the opportunity to do this whilst conducting your profession. 😉

[@rayt8606]

'I've never seen a chicken lay an egg' 😆 Best auditor by far.

[@JamesSmith-vz8yr]

The chicken laying an egg conversation was brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

[@ekyone1]

The best auditor by far, a calm demeanour and you know your stuff 👍

[@JenoBean854]

You should have your own stand up comedy show man best sense of humour by far!

[@000phill000]

"we've all got to rub along together" - "That was my issue!" You have the quick wit of a stand up comic.

[@samslots1234]

Love your quick response to their silly questions!you are the best auditor out there! Keep them coming please.

[@PlattLaneEnd]

They never get the better of him. FP has a very North West England sense of humour. Love his work!