Um That Is Judge To You!

[@vladimirvlasov4360]

Oh man when Simpson starts smiling with his cannibalistic smile, you know it's ooon.

[@UnfortunateAltarBoy]

Right

[@Susanella-bm1rn]

Everyone is trying to help him short of saying “idiot get an attorney “. 😂😂😂

[@progo8156]

18:35 ish. This last one in the woman's prison sections. Is that a dude? 😂 They sent him to the wrong lockup maybe 😂

[@magiegainey5036]

“If you prefer me to get the discovery myself, I will. Every judge is different“. How the heck many judges have you been in front of?!?!?. 😂

[@soggybiscotti8425]

I'm still impressed that he's been in front of that many, and yet still can't comprehend the rules, how to seek discovery, nor that he really, really needs legal representation at this point.

[@Spy.Duckie]

"I've represented myself before and I prefer that" Yeah...and how did that work out for ya. You sure this isn't a comedy show? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@patriciawitt8174]

It's weird to me that folks like him seem PROUD that they've had to represent themselves multiple times....meaning that he's PROUD that he's a multiple offender criminal 🙄🤦‍♀️

[@chrislsommers]

I'm not sure of anything. This seems like an SNL sketch.

[@DancingShiva788]

Hey, if he does it often enough, and, based on this appearance, he'll have lots of opportunities, eventually he'll have a case where his results will equal a qualified attorney...

[@magi267]

How stupid can I sound?

[@Taipan108]

He reminds of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

[@fific9571]

Pretend hyperventilating - the adult equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum on the floor.

[@Jblaze8284]

Right !! how ridiculous was that it was awkward to witness ngl.

[@Smooshes786]

Can’t be mad, all those ADHD diagnoses are now shifting to “depression”. Both wrong- those folks just need to move more and will feel better not being around the people they can’t communicate with for whatever reason. The hyperventilating is an absolute effect from the cause forced by pharmaceuticals for the last 20 years.

[@damedusa5107]

@@Smooshes786false. You are giving bad information here. Whilst there is misdiagnosing happening, the claims you are making are false.

[@Smooshes786]

@@damedusa5107 have you seen recent information? I have. There’s a definite connection. Be more aware of what they tell you is real when they really want a profit. Meds aren’t needed as often as movement and proper attention to growing minds and bodies.

[@Smooshes786]

@@damedusa5107 my reply has disappeared twice: being censored somehow so someone feels better about their opinion. Odd. I’m not wrong- you’ve believed the industry. Check updated research.

[@Angel04166]

Every time judge Simpson says he needs a break he goes in chambers and hits a punching bag lol

[@Purpletiedye]

I imagine him screaming into a pillow lol

[@sassyfootnote]

Between Simpsons court and purple hair girl it’s a veritable clown car of characters

[@progo8156]

Tue second guy is a sexual predator of some sorts. And is asking to have a law class in the middle of court 🤦🤣 Totally r tarded lol

[@melindaduncan3073]

I feel like he shakes his head and questions his life choices.

[@sainbutnaught]

I like to think he screams into a pillow lol

[@rebeccabrown1951]

These were some gems. 😂 I swear. That Simpson hearing was the equivalent of Who’s on First.

[@nickkladky8396]

He got the judge to say for Pete's sake. It just got serious.

[@joshuawidener8407]

Twice!

[@Sternodox]

I've always wondered who Pete was.

[@reluctanttechnologist3766]

That's one step before the stern call of "MISTER Allen"

[@Lumposaurus]

For the 10,322 time, if the police or the courts need to get involved in your relationship, it's time for a new relationship.

[@eugene4154]

Why oh why are people sooooo irresponsible, the baby is heading into one hell of a life and I prey the cycle don't repeat itself in years to come

[@jeffanderson6390]

Good God, it's like if you were having a heart attack, and refused the help of a free doctor.

[@ChristineP-qp6vn]

Not just that, but they wanna do the surgery on themselves

[@progo8156]

​@@ChristineP-qp6vn and that creep was a sex criminal. And had the balls to ask for them to remove the house arrest tether 😂🤦

[@thomasmills3934]

But those "free" doctors work for the guy who tried to kill you...

[@soggybiscotti8425]

​@@ChristineP-qp6vnwith a screwdriver.

[@chelseamae7191]

"Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."

[@rsitch1]

So true that you just can’t make stupid !!!

[@EmmaJean007]

John Wayne 😎

[@RandyBaumery-s4i]

Albert Einstein said that.

[@EmmaJean007]

Dang!!!!!! I was wrong 😭 I think I heard John Wayne version of Albert Einsteins quote. 😅 Busted! 🤣🤣

[@RandyBaumery-s4i]

@@EmmaJean007 no I was just kidding. I got that joke from a meme with Einstein and a quote saying one day they will invent the Web and quote things which I never said. I choked on my coffee laughing.

[@dj-te5yj]

They’ve always either “just got a job” or have an important job interview the day of sentencing.

[@progo8156]

Lol it is rather funny. But I think some may actually be telling the truth. Like they got a kick in the a.ss and the trouble may be the motivation some people needed to start getting back on the right track. Lol but of course, a portion is just BS ing. And ruin chances for people that are actually trying lol

[@InternetJury]

Those of us who work in law offices laugh even harder at this... and thanking everything they aren't our clients.

[@TRUMP-ki9vn]

Why wouldn’t somebody pay the $25.00 payment to stay out of jail. I simply cannot understand her thinking. 🤷‍♀️

[@DancingShiva788]

Are you SURE "thinking" is the word you're looking for here?? I do not think that word means what you think it does... :-)

[@eugene4154]

Fentonyl and crack, maybe????

[@TRUMP-ki9vn]

@@eugene4154 Well you got me there Mr. eugene4154. Great comment.

[@bjornlangoren3002]

Maybe just bad at math

[@KennethSorling]

That would come right out of her cocaine budget.

[@mikeandjennifersparks9079]

When Simpson retires from the bench, he needs to take it on the road! He had me in stitches!

[@terrywiechert7918]

A man that represents himself, has a fool for a client 😂

[@WilliamPoole-rl7ly]

Another that starts a job , not tomorrow, but tonight!

[@Harry-hq8fi]

Cody is about to enter into a discovery stage that involves confronting and discovering reality.

[@michaelguida448]

I think that this girl that can't be understood works for my doctors office and does the scheduling. I have about the same chance of understanding either one of them.

[@progo8156]

Lmao omg 😆 we must go to the same place 😄

[@ScubaFanatic60]

Wow that lady upped her game, her job starts tonight, not even tomorrow!

[@WilliamPoole-rl7ly]

Haha. I just said the exact same thing. Oops

[@progo8156]

Lol and apparently she will be paid exactly 200 something dollars for a couple hours of work 😂 The exact amount she owes lol

[@jen-a-purr]

She was just tossing stuff and hoping something would stick to get her out of jail bc she couldn’t come up with $25 a month.

[@1mouseman]

I wonder if Judge Simpson had a medicinal brandy at the recess…

[@magi267]

😂

[@patriciabarkley735]

I certainly hope he did! 🤣

[@mameslegacy]

Or two. Or three. Lord knows he earned em.

[@krystlerae]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!!!!!!" Okay, that's a clip you gotta save!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chandrad951]

Agreed!

[@progo8156]

Lol that poor judge. Trying to give that freak every possible chance. (Part that's gross, but I feel the judge is somewhat required to warn said morons. That creep is a sex offender. Given, it could just be urinating in "public". But probably it's something worse than that. ) And he has the balls to ask to remove the house arrest tether 🤯🤦😄

[@progo8156]

Lmao 29:30 ish. Did you see this woman's tattoo on her right forearm 😂. Looks like a 5 year old did it 😂

[@davidferris6057]

Cody demonstrates that stupidity is worse than mere ignorance.

[@glynncordry5965]

Sometimes just a little bit of knowledge makes things worse.

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

That's because ignorance is a lack of knowledge. Stupidity is a refusal to learn.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

@@UnscrupulousAgitator I wouldn't say stupidity is a refusal to learn, that's foolishness. Stupidity is an inherrent trait, which we now colloquialize as slow. That said, even people with low intelligence can be wise. Unfortunately for him, this fella is both foolish and slow.

[@progo8156]

22:00. This broad needs to open her damn mouth while trying to speak 😂. She just talks like she's got her mouth wired shut permanently 😂 what the hell lol

[@pampvamp]

OH FOR PETE’S SAKE! NO! NO! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAAAT! 😂 Classic Judge Simpson.

[@progo8156]

I wonder if that pedo was purposely being a moron. So he could then try to get a mistrial.? (If his plan was " well nobody told me what I was supposed to do " lol. ) His plan backfired spectacularly

[@krystlerae]

Bahahaha Judge Simpson... "yeahhhhh... " "ohhhh boy... I just see this goin' south realllllllllll faaaaaaaaaaaaast!" God, I love him!

[@BFVgnr]

That Travis County TX Magistrate is awesome. She's got so much patience, it's amazing.

[@alwallace4538]

Just an Fyi. Not only is she all that and beautiful, she implied recently she just got divorced. So if you're single and in the Austin area...

[@kegyen]

She’s a hottie too

[@DancingShiva788]

​@@alwallace4538I'd go out of my way to meet her...

[@philipem1000]

She has a heart and common sense too.

[@DancingShiva788]

Unbelievable, my comment got deleted because I said I'd go out of my way to meet her? LOL, I'm sensing the presence of a 350 pound feminist lurking...

[@kcindc5539]

I love how Keely was more concerned about fluffing her hair for the camera than listening to her growing list of pending charges.

[@richlaue]

I'm surprised Keely kept her mouth shut long enough for the judge to speak

[@AnneElizabethYT]

That Texas judge is right where she’s supposed to be - such a sweet, compassionate person! God bless her.

[@IfyouseekAmy_33]

She must be in New York because there’s no way she is in Texas

[@emilynhaugen6003]

Oooo, child, I cannot understand you 😂🤣

[@Otter_skin]

That was awesome!

[@WilliamPoole-rl7ly]

How did that other guy understand her?!

[@progo8156]

​@@WilliamPoole-rl7ly I was thinking the same thing lol. But it must have been since he was in the same room as her, was able to make her words out a little better. Instead of her mumbling, now put that through a crappy microphone and crappy Internet connection. But even he couldn't understand everything she was mumbling lol.

[@dillydave13]

Sad. The last woman was detoxing. It’s best for her but still hard for people to go through.

[@progo8156]

Was she really?

[@joshuawidener8407]

Based on what exactly? There's no sign of detox there

[@dillydave13]

Look how mad she was shaking, uneven speech, sound variances.

[@progo8156]

​@@dillydave13 I guess it's possible. But we don't know for certain. (Hey, if she was on an actual medication to get off of the stuff, I'm pretty sure they would allow her to have her dose each day. So sad to say, but the longer she drags this out, the better. Maybe she will run to get on a program soon as she gets out 🤔) Lol and judging by that trainwreck of a tattoo on her right forearm, no straight human would have something that ridiculous on their body. So you might be right about her being on some heavy drugs lol 😂) You gotta see this thing 🤯😂

[@progo8156]

You could be right. But we don't know for certain. She could just be nervous. Could be uncomfortable (considering she's in jail) But then again, look at that tattoo on her right forearm 😂. No straight human would allow that to be permanently put onto their body 😂. Especially in an exposed region lol 🤯

[@johnbrobston1334]

Judge Simpson needs a brief recess to roll on the floor laughing I suspect.

[@scottemery4737]

"How do I do that?" Answer, "You should ask your attorney - Oh yeah, you are your attorney."

[@VinceP1974]

"this is a new felony case, not the one from yesterday" Lol. Mess.

[@PrayingPanda]

That's how i knew it was going to go downhill very quickly

[@stephanieanderson9559]

That was the funniest video I have ever seen!! (the judge simpson case). thank you so much for showing it!

[@PhilthySpectre]

Judge kindergarten teacher saying "turn these 👂on and turn this 👄 off" made my day 😂😂😂

[@elainebarney393]

Please Judge....I have an appointment tonite with my tattoo artist!

[@norarivkis2513]

Re purple hair: my sister wore her hair purple, and it was actually a clever choice in her case. She had very little use of her legs and used a wheelchair. She found after a while that if she let her hair remain its usual gray, everyone thought of her as "the woman in the wheelchair," but if she wore her hair in an unusual color, they thought of her as "that cool lady with the weird hair," and largely ignored the wheelchair. I watched for a while after that, and she was absolutely right! Whenever her hair faded toward gray, people disregarded her opinions more often, and talked to me *about* her instead of talking to her. "Does she want these bagged?" the grocery clerk would say, instead of asking her directly what she wanted. But when it was recently dyed, she was suddenly treated like an adult human being, and they talked to her directly.

[@DonnaChamberson]

That is absolutely amazing. Thank you for owning a black cat. ❤

[@norarivkis2513]

@@DonnaChamberson Thank you! We are happy to own several. :) We always look first at the black or mostly-black cats when we go to the shelter in need of another cat... we know how many of them get overlooked. So right now, we have one that's pure black, two tuxedo cats, and a tortie. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈

[@UnfortunateAltarBoy]

I love anything purple...except bruises.🤣

[@NoseyNuNu]

I love purple hair 👌🏿 💜💜💜 it's my favorite color 😻🙌🏿 I bet it looks beautiful on her especially with the grey 🩶

[@karidennis6154]

Your sister sounds like a smart lady

[@theresagarcia4892]

I like this Texas judge, she is always so chipper and happy. She also try’s to really help the idiots.

[@korinorthrup894]

Hello Mike … from Vancouver, Canada! Wanted to thank you for all your efforts and explanations . You add a wonderful layer of intuition and explanation … appreciate you! 🙏🇨🇦🙏🇨🇦

[@robertschuknecht1481]

She can afford to dye her hair, but she can't pay her fines.

[@marciamathews1257]

She hasn’t been able to color her hair for months

[@progo8156]

​​​@@marciamathews1257 she can afford some ugly a.ss tattoos as well lmao ? 30:35. Check her right forearm 😂

[@kanaric]

lol wtf how to these things align hair dye isn't expensive

[@progo8156]

@@kanaric her original fines are $25 per month. She now owes like 250+ though. And from what I gather, she is now in jail because she didn't pay any of her monthly payments. So 25 a month isn't bad. I think that's what these guys are trying to say. She had cash for hair dye and crappy tattoos. But not to pay her fines lol.

[@muzikteachermom]

Thanks for the comedy on my commute home. As I sit in five mile an hour, traffic in pouring rain in san Francisco bay area

[@philipem1000]

This Magistrate Judge is a decent human being.

[@UnfortunateAltarBoy]

She can't pay her fines, but she could afford all those tattoos? My kind of woman!!! I hope she's single🙏🤞

[@teagancombest6049]

I mean, you are aware that tattoos are permanent and financial situations can change constantly? You could be homeless tomorrow with the wrong circumstances, you are not safe from poverty.

[@moldovancrisis5482]

​@@teagancombest6049 She had a $25 per month payment plan. It's been 5 years. She's not trying.

[@chandrad951]

Oh for Pete’s sakes! My favorite line of the day.

[@othertalk3313]

20:00 - I like how the jail guard also doubles as a mumbling Latina translation service. Let's see Google try to do that...

[@tweetitweet9486]

Judge Simpson left his patience pants at home that day!

[@6kat103]

The Magistrate Lady is wonderful. Smart and kind.

[@stevenkovler5133]

And nice looking

[@jay-rev]

Magistrate Tanisa Jeffers Thanks😉 @Tobelia

[@Tobelia]

@@jay-revTanisa Jeffers

[@karencornelius8850]

Isn't it curious how they ALL have "just got a job"!

[@user-lj3jd9gn4o]

15:38 I love this judge. Shes so poised, empathetic, and professional. Thank you to this judge for being you. Love her!!!

[@teltn84]

11:45 I just love Judge Simpson! He makes my whole day - and right now I’m needing that ❤️ Thanks for your great laugh Mike! Have a great day

[@magi267]

"I stopped seeing him more often" "It sounds a little mush mouth" lol, she sounds like she just came from the dentist and has a numb mouth.

[@lawrencemielnicki5643]

I love this magistrate. She is so empathetic. Some of these defendants just need some good advice.

[@WNCmejl2156]

Hi Mike! Your videos are always great. Can you help with an explanation…what does it mean when a lawyer makes a point of “there are no tribal issues”? Are they talking about any possible problems with special laws that govern American Indian lands, etc.? Thanks, I’ll be listening…and enjoying.

[@DancingShiva788]

Short answer: There are a bunch of issues that crop up in dealing with reservations. Jurisdiction is the least of them. Typically, the treaties are treated as agreements between nations, so the federal government is the only US government entity that has jurisdiction and can charge tribal members on tribal land. That gets complicated by agreements between the Indian nations and local, non-tribal, law enforcement agencies. I'm not an expert, but I know enough to know when I don't know enough.

[@glynncordry5965]

Maybe he said "triable"? Something a trial is required to resolve. If an issue isn't triable, there is no need for the court to make a ruling. If it was "tribal", there are situations where tribe members get special hunting privileges. There are also sometimes situations when a court in one juristiction has to consider laws in a different juristiction. This includes family law where marriage and custody rules may be different. One example is when a court has to decide if a marriage is valid in one state when the man was already in a common law marriage with another woman in a different state.

[@WNCmejl2156]

@@glynncordry5965 Thanks. I might have the word wrong. So much of the time it is hard to hear.

[@WNCmejl2156]

From Google - Triable issues of fact refer to factual disputes that are significant enough to be decided by a jury or judge at trial. If there are triable issues of fact, the court will typically deny a summary judgment motion because the case needs to proceed to trial for those factual disputes to be resolved.

[@lisahinton9682]

​@WNCmejl2156 You didn't hear it incorrectly. It was indeed "tribal." Here in Arizona, where those folks are, tribes have jurisdiction over their own, and work with law enforcement agencies outside of the tribe's jurisdiction when one of their own gets in trouble.

[@bunniculaspanx3249]

Ms. Velasquez is still in jail trying to figure out the address😂

[@winston67]

Hahaha Love Boat and Air Supply is pure gold

[@MidnightAndLuna]

That was my favorite Judge Simpson clip to date. 😂😂😂

[@mickeythebull9842]

Pro Se litigants should at least watch "My Cousin Vinnie" before coming to court. They might learn something.

[@susandodder1664]

Truth!!

[@glennwilliams3100]

Really? ..... everything that guy just said is Bull S"#$ !!!! Heheheheh3e I like the reference,,,,

[@iammattc1]

I did a law degree in England. They used My Cousin Vinnie to show how to deal with adverse witnesses, and they also played us the bit where he doesn't ask for bail because he knows they won't get it, and asking would only annoy the judge (I've actually done something very similar to that in court and the client was livid)

[@ikatmax]

😂😂😂😂😂 this has me in stiches as the judge says this isn't coming before me today so this is amazing

[@PhilFromAccounting]

19:40 That moment you realize that the judge wants you out of jail more than you do... 20:25 Gray: the Mumble Whisperer, the hero we needed but never truly deserved.

[@CommissionerSleer]

I don't think it's fair to expect defendents to attend court 1/2 an hour after having major dental work with local anaesthetic... oh... that's normal for her? Sorry. My bad.

[@mwhe3111]

Ooh, never a good sign when the judge says this felony is a different one from yesterday's. 😳

[@Gingerhomeandgarden]

Mike block those #s we aren't suppose to learn 😂 so no learning #

[@unclaimedjule]

I needed to laugh out loud so badly! Thank you!😂❤

[@colmain1]

We needed to see the last case😊... You tempted out taste buds and then dropped us. Thanks Mike

[@R.Ghattas414]

Cody is charged with “criminal sexual conduct” and he wants to represent himself… he’s about to become Cordelia😂😂😂

[@LeannSerao]

So glad you put pants on for court or would be the subject of the next videos 😂😂😂

[@tonyprost5575]

I have so much more sympathy for judges after watching thse videos for a couple weeks!

[@RexieG]

The female judge had me crying with laughter😂 We need more of her😊

[@Jblaze8284]

Finally managed to catch a live ! .thoroughly enjoyed it especially everyone comments coming on screen in real time that was great .Fantastic channel,very entertaining this is a great community happy to have found this channel that’s for sure.Dogs are super cute too as a bonus 😊.

[@brookepageguitar]

8:55 you know you’re being ridiculous when judge Simpson does this 😂 9:30 Also when he throws out his second “for Pete’s sake”. 😂

[@j.gairns]

Purple hair fake hyperventilating .. love it. 😂😂

[@pennkeuka]

We're not quite to the zombie apocalypse but it seems we're getting close.

[@jenewingtxlpc]

I love the judge in Austin, TX! She is so sweet and seems like she truly cares. I hope to see more of her.

[@HRH242]

Would you like help? No. I would rather be stupid

[@iammattc1]

She hasn't paid her fines in 4 years, because there weren't any consequences for not paying her fines. Now there ARE and suddenly she's desperate to pay them Also "I'm just about to start a job" As Judge Middleton said: "we're the best job agency in the state. Everyone who comes in here just started a job, or is just about to start one!"

[@melindaduncan3073]

I love that chat is making playlist of songs for you! That is amazing!

[@Gringa_L]

"I'm seeking this, I'm seeking that" I mean, doesn't that accurately sum up an attorney's job? 😁

[@chandrad951]

I’m from AZ. I know where Payson is. Beautiful town.

[@ryaugn]

Everyone knows, the preliminary is before the liminary

[@Zionsmom0909]

"For Pete's Sake!!!!"😅

[@threeofive9401]

4:20 Wow, Josh Brolin is not only in court, but in character.

[@voiceofreason9238]

I wonder if that second woman's husband ever made it to the court house with money for her bond?

[@Runner656]

Magistrate Jefferson is a sweetie with the accused. She talks to them not at them, like a proper mum

[@angeldavila360]

That's the first time i've heard "I can't fix her but I can make her worse", I'm gonna laugh for a month😂

[@vizoredchris]

I was hoping Mike would break down Mr. Expert Pro Se who doesn't know how to ask for discovery. I get judge Simpsons desire to make sure he has the best defense he can, bug after the 3rd time he said no, the phrase "unwelcome favor" became louder & louder. If he doesn't care about his freedom, it's a waste of your time, effort & energy to try & make him care.

[@MattyK73]

hearing number 1: Crack is Whack!

[@magi267]

How dramatic can I get? How fast can I breathe? Maybe lawyer shouldn't have waived the reading of the charges.

[@clescell6587]

​@@magi267charges? Plural? She was adamant that there was only ONE! The judge dude read it wrong! Lol

[@DonnaChamberson]

We need to put her in a breakout room with Ms. Stevenson…

[@progo8156]

​@@clescell6587she don't have any recollection of breaking the law the other 2 times cause she was so messed up probably 😂. That night is scrubbed from her memory banks lol

[@chocolatefrenzieya]

Magistrate Jefferson is SO sweet!

[@dmomma79]

It must suck to put pants on once in a while! Lol❤

[@msmolly3082]

she can't pay her bills, she can't pay her bond, but she can pay GOOD money for her tats?

[@macroman52]

Hold your breath till you turn blue is always a good move.

[@melindaduncan3073]

Rewatch crew here. Nothing like the love boat romance and choking out together. And that young lady is lost in something. I do love that song though!

[@Mylifeisnotmyown]

Simpson always seems to get the bangers!!!!! Screenwriters and producers from Hollywood couldn’t duplicate the 24k gold that comes to his courtroom LOL

[@blue2134]

The Cody jolly one, I’ve watched 4 x I even watched it with my friends while smoking weed, I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

[@PassiveAgressive319]

13:33 this judge is absolutely lovely, kind, compassionate yet tough and firm. She treats defendants with respect and dignity and goes over and beyond to help😊😊😊

[@mebshields]

I love these!! 😂

[@dianakenealy8573]

They took UNDERWATER BASSKET WEAVING 101 AND NOW CAN BE A ,"ABSOLUTE DISASTER" AS Judge said. 😮😅😅😅 this was worse and I'm happier. thx Mike! This made my day for sure.❤🎉😅😅

[@ceciliaschleicher278]

It amazes me that people have $ for tatoos but no $ for other obligations like paying court fines, rent, bills, child support or food

[@heidimueller1039]

Yes, I’ve always wondered that too. Tattoos are very expensive!

[@amandaadkins799]

That poor girl..😂 "how long will I have to stay with time served?" Ooooof

[@MsSassySean]

"Oh for Pete's sakes!!!"

[@arianaalioth]

This guy with Judge Simpson reminds me of the guy who went on Judge Judy high and said “we’re on TV?”

[@karlakaneshiro2022]

Your honor has such a pleasant voice.

[@sharynpettersen662]

Judge Simpson is sitting in the Ally smoking away as we speak! 😂