TOP 100 Funniest Mortal Kombat X Funny Intro Dialogues 2019 Edition

[@MKIceAndFire]

Here are the Top 100 (In No Particular Order) Funniest MKX Intros! MK11 Funny Intros - kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3-0ZaZmopeaqqs

[@Spideybro213]

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[@chiavansalam6908]

U forgot Kenshi: mine is sento what do you call yours? Leather face: AAAUUGHHH And Erron black: nice to meet a fellow Texan Leather face: AAAAUUGGGHHH

[@MrBlack252]

Raiden: "I sense confusion." Sonya: "You're gonna sense my boot in your as..." Raiden: "SONYA BLADE!"

[@dumitrelcojocariu3479]

"I will not tolerate hostility!"

[@yizharabraham6190]

I like this one it's very Clever

[@battlefields2mine]

"Betch lemme finish this or i will finish you for elder god"

[@rymreaper]

Replace t with b in boot

[@FeralSimp2005]

It's like a parent dealing with a moody teen 😂😂

[@EpicGP22]

Takeda: "I never consider you an enemy" Kitana: "I never consider you at all" Takeda: "Now that's just hurtful"

[@MasterCheese2552]

2:47

[@Chaoticevil25]

And the way he said it. He genuinely sound hurt.

[@Sektorface]

That's why no one likes Kitana

[@Aex89]

​@@Sektorface is this mileena's alt😂

[@LOLMAN9538]

Liu Kang: "METAL FOOL!!!" Triborg: "I am physically superior." Liu Kang: "So, it's robotic down there, too..."

[@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б]

And they say 11 has the best Liu Kang...

[@David9413]

This and the Erron-Jacqui one at 2:07 are probably my favourites. The dry delivery of "Now you have a problem." gets me every time.

[@sinistralhydra]

​@@КонстантинПаршуков-о6бMK9-X Liu Kang feels more like an actual character. It's great.

[@keywayjahtruell5807]

EB: "I have a problem" JB: "Your peepee hurts?" EB: "Now you have a problem" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zerophantom3115]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TuberTheBunny]

12:04 Johnny: "Hey Mac" Ermac: "We will end you" Johnny: ""We"? Is your mother joining us?" That one got me laughing, ngl

[@MercenaryPine9]

“Ooh, you like de tasty feesh yaaa” Cassie was at her peak in humor in this game 😭

[@BlueBlur-Ob1]

It's either German or Canadian.

[@anaxemurderer5094]

I don’t see what’s funny about it , kinda corny

[@TYreLL0416]

@@anaxemurderer5094Like your comment

[@ayanataylor5344]

I was dying bruh

[@mexxhan5981]

​@@anaxemurderer5094That's the point. She spoke in an intentionally bad Swedish accent

[@corvuszeta6389]

I love how at least 80% of these are Johnny Cage.

[@timothyforklift4929]

Mr. Anonymous NOOB

[@corvuszeta6389]

I’m a noob? What does that make you? A newborn?

[@lion_pulse]

@@timothyforklift4929 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NURSE

[@zmpjacksoncomics2077]

And the rest cassie

[@alicharafx1325]

I love how people keep saying I love how

[@theorochi534]

Ermac still has my favorite intro in this game against their mirror

[@usboko73]

You meant his speed talking?

[@lukethelegend9705]

wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks

[@erdemuykan9219]

Ermac has eminem soul inside him and also my favorite mirror is quan chi

[@venomdagamer2723]

We are many We are many more We are many moretimesinfintyplusinfitynopaybacks

[@venomdagamer2723]

I did not know Ermac had humor!

[@phantomcakes4546]

I love the one with leather face Leather face: *scary noises* Johnny: What's that on your fa OOH.

[@kedish]

I think it was the best one

[@CockroachJesus]

I also like how he say 'OOH' after lowering his foot to see his face.

[@Larrydx5013]

@phantomcakes4546 Leatherface: *fires up his chainsaw* Johnny Cage: what's that on your fa- UGGHH!!!👀🤣

[@Bazooka..]

☠️💀

[@ggn3]

Missing this one with Jacqui and Takeda. Takeda: Lets not do this. Jacqui Briggs: Don't wanna wrestle me to the ground? Takeda: Okay, let's do this.

[@Hideyer]

Also missed this Alien: REEEEEEEE Other alien: growl

[@Larrydx5013]

@@Hideyer im pretty sure Alien doesnt go "REEEEEEEE"

[@Heavens_Gate_op]

WRYYYYY@@Larrydx5013

[@ayanataylor5344]

​@Larrydx5013 it's more like "ReeeREEE"

[@bluefootwalking]

"Gonna stab you with my....knife" "That's not a noif!" "Got ya to say it!" As an Aussie, I love this one!

[@DragonSilverlight]

I need to ask, how the HELL do you survive spider season?

[@stitch3486]

​@@DragonSilverlightthey are just better survivors than horror victims

[@DragonSilverlight]

@@stitch3486 that’s true.

[@kristriestogamesometimes]

Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage Johnny Cage: Did you bring cupcakes? Quan Chi: No. Death.

[@abohsukampret]

Johnny Cage: "I WANT A CUPCAKE!"

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Good ending: Quan chi did bring cupcakes 🧁

[@BarsusDraco]

​@@insertcreativenamehere242Bad ending: Quan Chi actually brought death with him and killed Johnny

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

@@BarsusDraco worst ending: Quan Chi did bring cupcakes but ate them in front of Johnny and then killed him

[@TheSoullessImmortal]

@@insertcreativenamehere242 That monster!! >:(

[@PokéJolt50]

Johnny: "Oh, look, a robot!" Triborg: "Earthrealm's clown." Johnny: "Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?" Best one in the game.

[@XardionZ]

One of my personal favorites that you missed: Tremor: “I enjoy your movies.” Cage: “They’re good, aren’t they?” Tremor: “I will enjoy _this_ more.”

[@theyoshigamer2958]

Honestly didn’t have to destroy Kano like that QChi: Why have we never done buisness Kano: Didn’t want to end up a zombie QChi: It might increase your intelligence

[@lisalisa1778]

A burn for a life time LOL

[@michaeloverton04]

6:53, The best part is you can still do the face eating fatality on predator.

[@twilightanimate9893]

I wish she could do it on ugly characters I hate. Never the less; it’s predator!

[@tedioussugar384]

Ermac’s mirror match FTW “We are many.” “We are many more.” “Wearemanymoreinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks”

[@GunslingerLv]

Finally I can understand it😅

[@JF59122]

😂

[@خالدغزواني-م6ه]

Bro was like usjehrjsuehsnehuejss

[@djwaynorth899]

Cassandra Cage is a whole mood.

[@KidaMilo89]

Zoomer mood

[@JF59122]

Love her

[@Scp--op7ub]

1:34 that was a perfect reference

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

From what if I may ask

[@oof8493]

@@IluminousOne-9.7.2 the original predator movie

[@Alcatraz1289]

1:42 destroys everything 🤣🤣

[@t-greenrock404]

One I NEVER see: Kenshi: “Care to test me?” Sub-Zero: “I too wield a sword.” Kenshi: “Yes. Made of ice.”

[@Bazooka..]

Erron Black: “I suggest you hit the trail.” Triborg: “Your toys can not harm me.” Erron Black: “My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit.” ☠️

[@Vxxde]

“Oh you like the tasty fish, yea for sure”.

[@dusanradin5868]

My favourite.

[@stitch3486]

Johnny: hey mac Ermac: we will end you Jhonny: we, is your mother joining us? Best one

[@goofy_ahh_kan]

0:22 i like how Raiden in fact didn't tolerate her hostility and starts talking while she was talking.

[@oziasdixon6891]

Cassie: seen a lot in your day Kotal: I've survived many wars Cassie: then you heard of the b slap Me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zooch3057]

I've actually gotten that one before seeing this vid

[@Invierno1224]

8:21 Sektor: Cassandra Cage Cassie: I'm being harassed by a toaster. Sektor: You will be Incinerated. Best intro ever!😂

[@Patricio4Christ]

Cassie has a point. It's lousy to have a stalker.

[@Omintyr]

Its gonna make her toasty

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Reptile: "Your mind powers..." Kenshi: "What of them?" Reptile: "Exactly."

[@CSpringer205]

4:43 Quan Chi: I have found you, Johnny Cage. Johnny: Did you bring cupcakes? Quan Chi: No... Death.

[@Angie2343]

QC's voice actor probably had to do this in several takes, to avoid breaking character and laughing.

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramenconsumism]

Mileena: Repulsive Human! JC: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive Mileena: Who told you this?! Sub-Zero: Kano

[@Nathan-nw3oc]

6:53 *Predator Growls* Mileena: Your face is too repulsive to eat 😭

[@33mohitkumarsingh59]

9:56 is perfect

[@ethantheperson757]

9:48 is the best part

[@lukethelegend9705]

Erron: I have a problem. Jaqui: Your peepee hurts? Erron: Now YOU have a problem.

[@RuSosan]

7:51 Ooooh shit, Kano got burned to death before the kombat even begun! xD

[@dbevans1328]

Nobody: Bo Rai' Cho: 1:37

[@viserhi9858]

😭😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@jasoncummings7]

He's not wrong.

[@kaguramasarap9762]

2:47 was hilarious

[@flamesamurai6315]

Liu Kang: Metal fool. Triborg: I believe physically superior. Liu Kang: So, it's robotic down THERE, too?

[@llSuperSnivyll]

That's something I'd expect Johnny to say.

[@jordanbrooks9136]

The Cage's bringing the humour.

[@dbevans1328]

MKX and MK9 were legends

[@SindelScreams24]

And mk11

[@MasterrangerABR]

@@SindelScreams24 at least when it came to the intros.

[@brokenkill4552]

7:02 you'll get my foot in yo

[@therealckb]

13:03 give this man his ice cubes

[@jun.k5736]

Liu kang: "please close your mouth Mileena: "I'll not be silenced Liu kang: " that's not what i meant Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joannestealey4482]

Ok what did he mean then

[@joannestealey4482]

@@thegamingcook785 oh

[@Rvc546]

@@thegamingcook785 Na, she thought he wants her to shut up and not speak because she's a woman.

[@ShawnLevasseur]

3:23 R.I.P. Bill Paxton

[@masterdaniel9665]

7:24 i cant get over this one haha Kano: What are you eyeing me for? Johnny: So there's ice cream in outworld, chubby?

[@Pyromancy608]

9:19 Who was expecting Liu to ever say that word

[@jdgodlygg7555]

Takeda: i never considered you as a enemy Katana: i never considered you at all Takeda: well thats just hurtful

[@takeoutant9839]

7:44 first time I heard Cassie being serious ngl

[@WinduRicardoedits]

Best Dialogue imo 0:17 Ermac 0:40 Triborg 0:59 Johnny Cage 1:05 then 1:09 Cassie Cage 1:29 Johnny Cage 1:37 Bo rai cho 1:43 then 1:47 Kenshi 1:56 Johnny Cage 2:51 Kitana 2:58 then 3:01 Johhny Cage 3:11 Carl Weathers 4:00 Cassie Cage 5:25 Johnny Cage 6:41 Johnny Cage 6:46 Johnny Cage 7:03 Carl Weathers 7:13 Kano 8:28 Cassie Cage 8:39 Quan Chi 8:50 Bo rai cho 9:04-9:10 Bo rai cho 9:20 Liu Kang 10:43 then 10:47 Sonya Blade 11:05 Kano 11:23 Kano 11:35 Johnny Cage 13:07 then 13:09 Sub-Zero 13:48 Jax 14:07 Kenshi 14:24 then 14:26 Erron Black 14:30 then 14:32 Johnny Cage

[@Unfeelingghost0]

“My bullets cut through metal, and bullshit.”

[@ZayToDiffrent]

So, Johnny Cage?

[@LandontheHedgehog]

Ermac 1: We are many Ermac 2: We are many more Ermac 1: Wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks Jesus, I never laughed so hard XD

[@nerdjunior9924]

Can we all agree that Johnny Cage was the GOAT for intros in MKX?

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

Agree😎

[@GrandmasterDevo]

MK11 too. And probably MK1 when it's here.

[@reaperfoxproductions]

0:20 i love how raiden interupts sonya in the middle of here dialogue😂

[@SidneyMosley]

Might as well have said "Best of Johnny & Cassie Cage"

[@beckyawiti6964]

When Johnny Cage says 'It's game over man' Alien was meant to look like he was crying in defeat not roaring.

[@John_Video_guy]

9:47 one of my personal favorites

[@ARTSONICFAN990]

How to piss off Mileena: 10:34 to 10:41 😂

[@carolinejonesy2681]

Funnier is that he actually said pretty much the same in mk11.

[@alexheller2144]

"Torr, finally kill Ferra?" gave me WHIPLASH oh my lord

[@peytonreed937]

Whys that

[@omegadragon9524]

@@peytonreed937 The joke is Jason wears a mask and is tall, like Torr. Tanya must've thought the girl killed in Jason's intro was Ferra

[@itznotcam0016]

13:43 The Best one so far😂

[@luisdiaz4646]

Lol he didn't have to do him like that 😂

[@S_.4578]

Jax: the hells going on here Ferra-torr: Ferra-torr want your eyes Jax:You will get my foot in your as.🤣

[@cosmiclegend5050]

9:14 Me: PS5 has no Equal!!! My Brother: XBOX ONE S is far Superior!!! Me: Asshole😡

[@kavishgehani1248]

That's fucking relatable

[@hameedsultan701]

"oh yahh you like the tastieeee fish sure" I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

[@Demonbloxplays]

0:10 Ermac has the best mirror match intro, cant say otherwise

[@boykisserreal]

"Repulsive Human!" "Sleeping with Baraka is.. Repulsive" "WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!" One of my favourite lines

[@josecunotps6172]

6:57 I prefer this version of Jax over the current Jax in this game

[@battlefields2mine]

Carl Weather make it better

[@Patricio4Christ]

"Blindness has its benefits." I now wonder whether being deaf has its benefits, too. Lol.

[@thedrunkencoffeeman3554]

My favorite intro by far 0:53

[@randomguy8863]

7:12, I agree with Kano

[@MatthewWalthers]

Me

[@jaythekid5137]

Nobody: Johnny Cage:1:28

[@John_Video_guy]

1:28

[@xx_fr4ctured_ascr4ck_xx36]

Cookie medic

[@S117M4sterChief]

Jacqui: We gonna throw down? Cassie: We could do each other’s hair. Jacqui: Not as much fun

[@Guardforce4951]

11:32 the cranky frog lol

[@dylanb3882]

Takeda:I never considered you an enemy Kitana:I never considered you at all 💀 💀

[@izellyz]

ain’t no way the ermac one is real 😭

[@EVISCERGHUUL]

'barking up the wrong tree, sister' this is funnier to me after learning that kung jin is confirmed to be gay

[@averyperry7234]

10:47 DAMN SONYA LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Crimina1Crimina169]

9:20 Liu saying "Asshole" is so unexpected from him 😂

[@joandarc441]

Why does Mk X has more dialogues than Injustice 2???

[@downwardspiral1319]

There was a voice actor strike going on during injustice 2’s development

[@joandarc441]

@@downwardspiral1319 what you mean??

[@downwardspiral1319]

@@joandarc441 There was a voice actor strike that happened back in 2016-2017 about how voice actors for video games were getting payed. This affected many gaming companies, one of those being WB games, the guys that help with mortal Kombat and injustice

[@joandarc441]

@@downwardspiral1319 ohhh no wonder Injustice 2 dialogues don't connect or does not make sense

[@isaygiggity182]

yeah in injustice they’re mostly just reused with no remorse

[@blazmobabbins1006]

2:06 i love this one so much

[@mangobrasi4127]

This was why i loved MKX it was RAW....not even gon lie 11 gotta show me sum pure rawness

[@GloballCosmeticallyIntenseVoid]

7:03 I LOVE THIS ONEEE

[@Mkiceandfire001]

Got something for you !!!...TM!!...🎮..

[@ThatBoyElroy]

Ermac: we are many Other ermac: we are many more Ermac: *speaks gibberish

[@zooch3057]

WE ARE MANY MORE PLUS INFINITY TIMES INFINITY NO PAYBACKS

[@daphnesoucy2049]

FINALLY SOMEONE TALKED ABOUT IT

[@markgithini8849]

When I approach a fine girl The girl: 1:36

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I wish these were still in Mortal Kombat 1. The only way to hear lines is setting up matches, and you can't hear them in towers to hear more of them more naturally over time like before😭

[@ShovelFighter12]

2:31 Turn on auto captions. "Little piggy needs to fart?"

[@probablyheathermason]

ShovelFighter12 lmao

[@Justin-A-Carter]

LOL That was superb!!!

[@Monke_073]

Lmao

[@wolfamadeus6932]

🤣

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 WOW CAPTIONS ARE INSOLENT

[@AmondoDazz]

I knew the Cages would make half this list! 🤣

[@treytat1]

“Johnny Cage, I have found you!” “Did you bring cupcakes?🥹” Killed me.😂😂

[@NicolaBaker-l5g]

Predator: *Exists* Bo rai cho: You’re One Ugly Mother f- 😂😂😂

[@Br-kc2jy]

12:12 This is my favourite

[@rmlb_340_ph]

STOP IT!

[@beckyawiti6964]

Jax (upon seeing Goro):Great. Goro:You will suffer, earthrealm dog! Jax:I'm too old for this shot! Just gotta say that should be a punchline for when your parents boss you around after your 18th birthday.

[@gingerjesus6035]

The Johnny intro "Your head looks like a dildo" is the entire reason I main him in every game

[@poison6084]

Funniest Intros: 1:25 2:38 5:42 6:39 7:42 10:51

[@jadenchapple2080]

5:32 love the reference

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

MK11, Goro still owes Johnny sunglasses and Sheeva refuses to pay

[@thatoneanimefan477]

Ermac: "We are many." Ermac 2: "We are many more." Ermac: "We *becomes eminem"*

[@normaefird9579]

10:03 You totally slept with him, *didn't ya*

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

Got em LOL

[@shadowcxrpse8693]

quan chi :why we never do business kano: didn't want to end up a zombie quan chi : it might increase your intelligence ahahahahahahahaha

[@kavishgehani1248]

Kano has a point there

[@shadowcxrpse8693]

@@kavishgehani1248 he aint lying kano is dumb as hell

[@mikedavirgo]

Well put together, hilarious! 🤣

[@hackcat7150]

0:12 is the best and funny so fast

[@dbevans1328]

WEAREMANYMOREINFINITYYOURMOMSGAYTOOAPPLE

[@solohunter5777]

I see you in Super's videos!

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

11:55 I'm so glad they actually put something in related to his sexuality instead of just slapping the label on him and calling it a day. This is how you write gay characters people, take notes

[@Shawnossofunny2]

it’s not that deep

[@mrstickanimator527]

It's really not that deep

[@Bigguy2345]

Or maybe he just isn't interested? Not everyone has to be gay.

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

@@Bigguy2345 Except it's confirmed he's gay

[@shadowcxrpse8693]

kitana: what will you not do for money kano: i will do u for free love