Why These Lizards and Koalas are L3sbians and Wombats Twerk Their Enemies to Death

[@arealhuman3677]

“Australia has an animal that twerks his enemy to death” I’m not even surprised

[@Mythol-OG]

Australia really do be like that

[@SlothOfTheSea]

Rest of the world: Why can’t you be normal Australia? Australia: *screams in upside-down*

[@sbirk3946]

@@SlothOfTheSea *hhhhhhhhhhhha*

[@Catz780]

Thats just weird

[@kyliviie2903]

I'm not even surprised (2)

[@rednebula3503]

Cats also meow at us because the vast majority of people don't respond to their body language.

[@reminisents]

ok

[@pyromaniac_moth9157]

They didnt choose the parasite

[@IAmBuddythedecibwave]

I was actually a little surprised at first when I found out that a majority of the vocalizations cats use around humans are NEVER used in cat on cat encounters. They were evolved specifically to communicate with us.

[@fabplays6559]

@@IAmBuddythedecibwave And to specifically communicate with kittens! Which essentially means that cats are babytalking us.

[@IAmBuddythedecibwave]

@@fabplays6559 that's cute as hell.

[@emilysmith2965]

9:00 actually, cats protected ancient grain storage from rodents. So even though there wasn’t a reason to have them in the house, there WAS a reason to domesticate them.

[@mirandak7242]

Was gonna comment the same thing! Cats were HUGE for keeping human food stores safe (and thereby helping us to not starve)

[@helenanilsson5666]

Yeah, the cat litterbox wasn't even a thing cat owners had 100 years ago. Up until then cats were expected to spend most of their time outside where they could bury their business in real dirt. I guess it isn't impossible that a cat owner could have been infected by the parasite back then but contact points were a lot more limited. The real reasons cats weren't domesticated as heavily as dogs are 1. We haven't had time to breed them as hard as dogs, cat's have been domestic for about 5000 years which is a fraction of the time dogs have been domestic. 2. Cats already did what we needed them to do. Rats were eating our food stores and cats eat rats. Encourage cats to stay around and you get fewer rats which means you keep more of your grains. Cats don't eat grains they eat rats. Everyone wins except the rats. Unlike wolves, the wild cats that modern house cats evolved from were not really dangerous to humans so there wasn't much need for taming either. It was literally just the happy coincidence of humans needing something done and cats fully intended to do that thing anyway and our gratitude was just a bonus since that meant they could hide from larger predators in our dwellings and do their vermin murder in peace.

[@jansenart0]

More like "stored grain attracts rodents which in turn attract cats who then domesticated humans." Causal relations.

[@theatagamer90]

@@helenanilsson5666 Fairly certain Cats just said " We are coming in. You have rats. We are going to eat them. This is NOT a negotiation, this is a notification."

[@frostincubus4045]

@@theatagamer90 eh, as long as they keep the vermins at bay

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"You're probably wondering why I even know so much about this" I stopped questioning your knowledge a long time ago.

[@dylanhaugen3739]

Why do I know this? because damnit someone has too.

[@souheki_]

KZbin algorithm is something I stopped questioning a long time ago as well Like why I see your comment as the top comment among the other comments, like what?? This was posted 6 mins ago lmao

[@kyliviie2903]

You're here too?????

[@mysticwizardphd]

And so the algorithm has brought us together once more

[@justsomeguywithoutalife9645]

hello

[@Gomet22]

"We'd be fucked, actually no we wouldn't be which would be the problem" smooth and funny very good.

[@Non-vegen]

But he is right tho

[@mgcbc0855]

By the looks of it, I won’t be getting laid either way

[@Nellaxx3]

@@mgcbc0855 Nah you would get laid... just not by a female

[@crinsombone5380]

@@Non-vegen Allow me to introduce you to femboys

[@Armendicus]

@@mgcbc0855 lower your standards and that all changes.

[@johnhill4937]

As a kid, I never realized how much of an entitled parent Mufasa was in that scene. Because imagine someone's kid trespasses on YOUR property, but then, the parent gets mad at YOU for it.

[@metamaster5469]

To be fair, I think most parents would take issue if you tried to outright murder and eat their children for trespassing.

[@rock2946]

But tbf, the hyenas were going to kill and eat Simba and Nala. He did scold the kids later, too, for their actions.

[@lemone630]

@@metamaster5469 Gotta beat them to it

[@Aimi_Kaneko]

@@rock2946 Well he only Scolded Simba while telling Zazu to take Nala home

[@OMEGA_3541]

​@@Aimi_Kanekotbf, Simba was the one who talked nala into it, she probably didn't even know how dangerous it was, although I don't remember the movie that well, I'm pretty sure Simba did

[@mossy_shell]

I wouldn't be surprised if Koalas drink air and eat water.

[@Saavryn]

Nah, that's too advanced for them. They try to breathe water.

[@s_sslidd3181]

@@Saavryn nah they trynna move air

[@mossy_shell]

Or they sniff water and drink rocks

[@Bugermanchi]

I would not be surprise if they take a dump with their mouth and eat with their @$$

[@questionfor9502]

You know you shit when the hero himself be dissing you

[@TheHikariOne]

"Even though it looks like a horse appropriating zebra culture" I can't. This guy's comedy gold lmao

[@jerrykujo1773]

U can't

[@steelslasher2030]

@@jerrykujo1773 he can't

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

@@jerrykujo1773 he cant

[@jerrykujo1773]

@@steelslasher2030 we can't

[@jerrykujo1773]

@@oneofthoseyoutubeusers I can't

[@drenleicht6568]

Hitting a wombat in a vehicle is EXACTLY like hitting a cinder block. They are dense.

[@pet-triflyofficialchannel6528]

How did you know 💀

[@NotASpyPootis]

@@pet-triflyofficialchannel6528 in his defense he wasn't driving, he was in the left backseat

[@juzen7614]

@@NotASpyPootis bro call me up if you go driving again

[@NotASpyPootis]

@@juzen7614 why not down? damn

[@TalkingChalupa]

I remember watching a documentary talking about how cats and their owners will establish their own language (nonverbal and specific meows) to communicate. When they had owners listen to random meows to find their cats meows, they were able to identify their cat's sound and what the situation could be. I'm not sure if it is actually true but it's interesting to realize two living creatures create a way to communicate despite being different species

[@rejamrejam]

When I and my cat first moved in with my mom, I was standing in the kitchen talking to my mom and she stopped and said, why is your cat making that noise? The cat wasn't in the room but I told her instantly that she was singing her I Am Rolling on a Rug Song, probably in the bathroom. She was. I know the Rolling on a Rug Song every time, as well as I've Killed a Bug, I've Lost my Toy, and I'm Lonely.

[@AuroraNCSinger]

My dad was able to tell the difference in my childhood cat's hungry meows versus thirsty meows

[@haylicewatters41]

I have 4 cats. My dad still questions me how I know exactly which cat is meowing and what the heck they want just by listening to it. But they're pretty chill and usually only meow when they're hungry, so when they meow in any other case, something's wrong, and I can pretty much tell what.

[@shaunafraser.2865]

My housemate has a cat. We moved in together a month ago and I can tell you I've already picked up on his different meows. There's a very specific one he makes when he's on the doorstep and he's brought back a present 😅

[@kureaz]

research has also found that a cats meow is the same frequency as a babies cry, thus acting on the same receptors as crying infants and trying to create a similar bond

[@mushmush4980]

"This is a baby okapi. A photo-kapi if you will" smooth and smart, wow

[@withexpectancy5818]

He’s so clever!!

[@ashleg8350]

Guessing that adult next to it was the father, because GOOD GAWD, what a dad joke...

[@audreydimmel6674]

I agree wholeheartedly - I wanna see the hyenas get their own movie. I loved them as a kid and did the smol-child equivalent of writing a shit ton of fan-fic about them where they eventually got a happy ending, and I would act it out with my stuffed animals. In one of them Shenzi and Zazu ended up together...don't ask me why or how that would work, and to my credit many fan-fic ships are way weirder.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

So that's how it starts...

[@kirbusthecommenter5027]

To be fair, I’d rather chill in a pool than be rained on

[@playdoug12]

You can float in a pool, but you can't float in rain. But you can drown in both🤔

[@tmlconfirmed5784]

@@playdoug12 no you can't

[@playdoug12]

@@tmlconfirmed5784 wanna bet?

[@enelshady8578]

@@playdoug12 o i l

[@tmlconfirmed5784]

@@playdoug12 choke on a drop of rain impossible

[@Toasteeei]

“No etiquette, no rules, just a raging homosexual free-for-all”

[@Jojojojo-ww7hu]

Yessir thats what the mans said, Thanks for the repeat

[@tmlconfirmed5784]

@UCn17dPb_bs8_RGDkPOuta5A ok bitch we get it

[@eshasunrise]

I have some friends like that.

[@Jojojojo-ww7hu]

@@tmlconfirmed5784 what lmao

[@msvargas2152]

@@eshasunrise 😭😭😭

[@raccoonwithacomputer1677]

Aye~ another fun fact about Gorillas is that they don’t know any body building techniques, meaning we’ve never seen them at the full strength. A gorilla’s strength is estimated to be about 10 times their body weight. Fully grown silverbacks are in actually stronger than 20 adult humans combined. A Silverback gorilla can lift 4,000 lb (1,810 kg) on a bench press, while a well-trained man can only lift up to 885 lb (401.5 kg.). Isn’t that terrifying?!

[@romxxii]

Most animals don't really need to "bodybuild", as just living life and not dying is enough of a workout for them. We invented bodybuilding because we also invented 9-to-5 desk jobs.

[@justincain2702]

@@romxxii Bodybuilding is different from working out. Most survival scenarios wouldn't have you lookin like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@davidthor4405]

“This isn’t even my final form!”

[@thefiretailedweasel6206]

This guy gives off the vibes of a demigod that was just randomly put in charge of the earth's fauna and is annoyed about it but doesn't to get smited so he's just reeeaaalllyyyy passive-aggressive about it

[@nicolaezenoaga9756]

Ivory

[@gj5748]

True

[@ericae.6547]

I like this as a show or book 🤔

[@miiibbss]

That's awfully specific

[@Songittheledgebog]

Oddly specific

[@musicalmaniac2901]

"Female sharks are more ran through than a yellow light." How do you come up with these?

[@85shalli]

Chatgbt

[@myrathompson851]

I have to thank you for making this video because the question “How many male whip tail lizards can be found in the wild.” Was a trivia question and thanks to you my team won and we will get bonus points on the test.

[@atimelongforgotten5166]

Just when you thought koalas couldn't get any stranger,they prove you wrong

[@quota3734]

This ain’t bad tho, it’s cute especially since these males be crazy.

[@atimelongforgotten5166]

@@quota3734 Don't know about cute but the males do be crazy

[@ptbro3334]

@@quota3734 they are all crazy

[@swaythekid]

Omg, wow

[@Ennegro]

“You need a male and female to have a baby, that’s NATURE!!!” Lesbian Lizards: Hold my carpet…

[@priyensha6335]

PFFT-

[@flamingvictory]

NOT THE CARPET-

[@MfwPrivate]

Most reptiles almost always throw logic outta window lmfao

[@greysnake2903]

Nature doesn’t abide with human logic.

[@uyuman1]

@@MfwPrivate Nature finds a way.

[@kayla1245768]

I’m a lesbian and I approve this message.

[@Falloutlover1011]

Fun fact: that baby talk thing with cats is actually a misconception. In truth, cats don’t meow at each other because they have a very subtle body language that they use to communicate with each other. They meow at us because they know we can’t understand that body language.

[@carltonbanks5470]

I've seen cats meow/chatter at each other. One of the most famous videos on youtube are 2 cats chattering.

[@nadroji6549]

@@johannakeller7209 Literally 9:00

[@alanatout1776]

Fun Fact: It's clearly not a misconception. You just stated the same fact with different words. He literally said "cats know we'll respond to their meows" .. hate to break it to you dear but them knowing we don't read their body language is part in reason why they know we'll respond to their meows.. yano. Like he said.

[@Falloutlover1011]

@@alanatout1776 The misconception was that it was baby talk.

[@klltx2001]

@@Falloutlover1011 That's actually not a misconception in this either but was just another one of his good lines for the video. He wasn't actually calling it baby talk. :U

[@riakun]

Hood Nature: "It's a bunch of boring sciencey stuff that you don't care about" Me: *studying and majoring in genetics in grad school and find it all extremely interesting*

[@teathesilkwing7616]

NEEERD (jk hope you succeed and fulfill your dream)

[@ptbro3334]

You get to learn this at school

[@riakun]

@@ptbro3334 university mostly. We did do about a month in genetics in high school that got me interested in the first place though

[@mxruwa5741]

That was my first love. I want allowed to study it tho (long story) so hey, do it for the both of us . I'm rooting for you

[@daniellukonics2246]

@@riakun ehi I had my genetics/cell biology exam last thursday

[@AGuyWithTheFace]

"It's a bunch of boring sciencey stuff you don't care about." Me (a geneticist): I care! Also talk about the shovel sharks that can straight up clone themselves in captivity.

[@titanqueen7217]

“If women ever figured this out, we’d be fucked…Actually we wouldn’t and that would be the problem.” That was genius XD

[@pforgottonsoul]

probably my favorite joke on this channel so far.

[@naraferalina2308]

Tbh... Seoul has this wonderful movement where women realized they don't need to become someone's house slave. Knowing a career, dildo's and friends are way better than forming a family where you take care of cooking, your own job (if you're lucky enough to not get fired for having children), the house, the children and the manchild who thinks house chores are your duty.

[@EmperorHelix]

@@naraferalina2308 until they reach 40 years old and realize that their ovaries have withered away and they become depressed.

[@thecultofdionysus7619]

@@EmperorHelix just like men in their late 40s with erectile dysfunction.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

@@naraferalina2308 LMFAAAAOOOOOO yeah. That'll end well.

[@oscaralejandrosalinascarri9150]

God creating wombat be like: *"Let's make a giant rat that can fade you twerking,what do you think"* *Angel:Sir,what the hell.*

[@amazerlazr]

"sir what the fuck death by twerking is the stupidest thing to be written on a gravestone"

[@theden5409]

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard sir, let's do it"

[@evilformerlys4704]

Angel: Oh,hohoho hoo. That's bait, Hey Gabe, God trolling again!!! Lucifer answered the last time and look what happened to him. You not getting me with that.

[@gachagod6552]

Yea what's the worst that can happen?

[@gachagod6552]

News reporter: "a man and his family have died after hitting a wombat and flying off the road and into a ditch" God: "well shii-" Angel: "called it!"

[@halg3625]

About the gorillas avoiding rain....they do for the same reason we use umbrellas. We, as humans, love to swim and don't mind getting wet to stay cool or to have fun. But if we're not in the mood to get soaked, like on the way to work or something, we'll avoid rain like it's alien atmospheric acid.

[@kimberlywolfenheart4275]

Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. Except for they hyenas who we force to live in a ghetto and kill on sight.

[@jhonmaverick9963]

Yeah, because they're a pack of ravenous gluttons with no self control and will always want more than their fill. They will wipe out the animals that provide crucial roles to the ecosystem, causing an imbalance, that would destroy the environment. Fuck the hyenas.

[@kimberlywolfenheart4275]

@@jhonmaverick9963 In the movie perhaps. In real life hyenas fill the same role in their ecosystem as wolves do and are more successful at taking down prey than any other animal in the area except for African wild dogs. Lions scavenge/steal from their kills more than they do to lions. Hyenas are more essential to the continuation of the food web than lions in areas where the two species exist.

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

@@kimberlywolfenheart4275 Jhon is correct though. The Hyenas' large pack and voracious appetite caused the land to die. The Pridelands was/is a delicate ecosystem, it already had an established predator and prey ratio, the Hyena population threw that off. It wasn't personal, it was necessary. The Hyenas starved near the end of the film too, so they ultimately suffered from being allowed to intergrate into The Pridelands. You can appeal to emotion all you want, but the film demonstated exactly why they couldn't allow them to populate their land. There wasn't enough prey animals living there to sustain them. Think of Hyenas like snakes, usually a very beneficial and valid predator in open ecosystems. But in closed ones (like a chicken farm for example) their presense can have catastrophic consequences. The Hyenas were forced out of the Pridelands, but they weren't forced to stay in the "ghetto".

[@romxxii]

To be fair, that's about the one scientifically accurate thing about the movie. Lions and hyenas _hate_ each other with a passion, and they will regularly kill-steal from each other.

[@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221]

@@PeninsulaPaintings He was talking about real life, not the movie though. And he is 100% right about it all. Hyenas hunt more often than lions do and lions steal their food more often that hyenas do to lions. Methinks you're just a bit too passionate about The Lion King.

[@styrka8820]

I just noticed he’s got a tiny microphone instead of his earphones lol

[@javierlatorre480]

He's had it for a little while now. I think it's an improvement, and not because of audio quality

[@hannahmary6023]

@@javierlatorre480 it's a lil mic😂😂😂

[@neroquin]

Legend

[@meeepteh_potate7759]

“Just a raging homosexual free for all” Thank you, just thank you. From- a lesbian that needed this

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

Hey, fellow lesbian! \m/ I've watched this video twice now. xD The way he explains things always makes me laugh.

[@EnderSnailz]

"don't be a sheep. Be a GOAT" My new life moto.

[@theden5409]

Same lmao

[@enbnuuy]

Ok ngl it gets more clever the more you think about it

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Get thrown off the side of a mountain by a hawk?

[@EnderSnailz]

@@moralityisnotsubjective5 if that's your interpretation of it, then yes

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@EnderSnailz It's just what they do I'm afraid.

[@thejudgmentalcat]

I admit one cat has perfected the "plaintive cry" and it works. Every. Damn. Time.

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

These animals are really giving homophobes a *bang* for their buck.

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

“You might be wondering how I know all these things.” “…” -ANYWAY-

[@alexruddies1718]

Oh, Sea Squirts are our closest invertebrate relatives. Their larvae actually have a notochord. And, you do to.

[@ladyhella7560]

we have "relic" notocord tho, it is replaced by the vertebrates

[@errortryagainlater4240]

Our interspecies family reunion is gonna be so fuckin weird.

[@alexruddies1718]

@@ladyhella7560 I should have said had.

[@snakewithapen5489]

What is a human, but a sea squirt with legs, anxiety and a morgage?

[@ceejno7861]

Only difference is that sea squirts ditch the notochord when they grow up and just live the rest of their lives as squishy things on the seabed. Meanwhile, we go on to develop vertebrae, and from there life gets complicated.

[@hunterarcher550]

Bro the facts you tell aren't just funny they're extremely informational I learned more about animals from 2 of your videos then I did from animal planet my daughters 4 and she constantly asks me to watch these videos lol. Keep it up

[@LaughingJokerProd]

“Nature is perfect” Nature: Eh fuck it whatever, this look right

[@justsomeguywithoutalife9645]

Gorilla's have twice as strong bite as a lion does. Me: "What if it accidentally bites its tounge?"

[@yeetmcyeetalot5979]

Then rip

[@bucketsareunderrated7258]

Ded just D E D

[@Indie-pendentUser]

Think about how you accidentally bite your own tongue - you don't bite a quarter off, now do you? It's unlikely to do anything more than graze the edge, unless it tripped and got very unlucky or something like that

[@istalkghosts497]

You are everywhere 😅

[@lizslilcorneroftheinstitution]

By the third video of his I watched, I’m sitting here wondering if he likes being in and around these different critters because I could easily see him with a career similar to Steve Irwin! It’s a special person who can have the knowledge about animals but also connect with people and explain things in fun and educational ways! So far I’m extremely impressed!

[@trvpstarr1]

This dude funny and educational at the same time tho😭😂

[@Occus]

Exactly

[@Skinny828]

That title sure did get my attention 💀

[@ameliagraham7334]

Oh yeah I love the lesbian lizards! I’ve actually made friends with one before by feeding her grasshoppers lol. She was very nice but then a roadrunner at her- T^T I loved her so much she was so cute!

[@formandzen]

Dude, being south african, and having grown up with a massive appreciation for African wildlife and nature, this channel is awesome. Your descriptions of animals is funny AF. Love the channel dude. Subscribe coming your way.😁

[@ZeroYami]

yo Hood Nature, in the tv series The Lion Guard we find out a few cool things, such as those hyenas had kids who now live in the outlands, in the lion king 2, Simba's son was out of the pride lands on an adventure which is why we don't see him anywhere, and also how scar got his scar. So the hyenas didn't die, and later become allies allowed to live in the pridelands. Pretty cool, huh?

[@0Jenna7]

Yeah, I call bs on that. Disney don't get to come in a decade later and tell people Simba had a son after Kiara.

[@Pooky1991]

Yeah. The Lion King timeliness is iffy as hell

[@Smartie234]

Actually they revealed that Simba had a son in comics far before Lion King 2. Only it was called Kopa instead of Kion. Than Kopa was never seen again and the fans made the story that he got killed by Zira. But yeah, the hyena's were completely absent until the Lion Guard.

[@arnbrandy]

I only watched Lion King as an adult and I was shocked by all the "lessons" there. This movie is cursed af.

[@bara555]

Yeah, and even though there is a reason for their banishment in the movies, the only thing kids will process is "hyena bad"

[@kevinb314]

Australia really be out there like the Land of Misfit Toys

[@azazaeld2094]

Can I just say, even in my drunken state, this channel is still my number one go-to for informations on animals. Excellent work you do my dude and thank you for all the great info on animals. An extra thank you for the rabbit facts you posted, I ruined my best friend's girlfriend's life with them. Sending love and success for the future my man 💜

[@lavendersmith6572]

Casual Geographic needs to be a professor. I would literally go to school just for his class.

[@daniel.1194]

This guy makes learning so fun 🙂🙂

[@MadaraUchiha-zr8pf]

Facts

[@MadaraUchiha-zr8pf]

@J'Andre Wilson When there's light they're always darkness my friends

[@MadaraUchiha-zr8pf]

Or when there's darkness there's always light

[@romeobelisario3190]

So on the Lion King thing, they actually sort of cover what the Hyenas did post Lion King 1 with the show ‘The Lion Guard’. They went back to living on the outskirts of the pridelands but were eventually reintegrated into society

[@laurend5457]

Oh that's cool that they let them back in

[@PeninsulaPaintings]

They probably should've studied the original better, rather than just give in to the people who complain about how the Hyenas were treated. The first one subtly tells why Hyenas are not allowed in the Pridelands. Mufasa at the beginning says this: "Everything you see exists together in DELICATE balance." Ecosystems can be fragile, and the Pridelands was flourishing with the established balance that it already had. As soon as the Hyenas move in, everything dies. They caused overhunting to satisfy their enormous pack and voracious appetite, causing the prey animals to move away to save themselves; causing everyone to starve (including the Hyenas). The Hyenas weren't forced to live where they were, not by Mufasa anyway, no doubt they were allowed to live anywhere EXCEPT the Pridelands. I think of the Lion King Hyenas like snakes. Snakes in open ecosystems are very beneficial and valid predators, but in closed ecosystems (i.e. a chicken farm) they can be a huge detriment and need to be kept out for that ecosystem to maintain itself.

[@myterratori]

"More ran through than a yellow light" I'm deceased 💀💀💀

[@thespinodino]

Gorillas are scared of chameleons because they’re having flashbacks to the final battle in Godzilla vs Kong, in which the lizard whooped the monkey and left him for dead. Not even plot armor could save him.

[@Kofi_Guardian]

Underrated comment

[@smugglefish8171]

The Hyena's were banished again due to how they're still from the Elephant Graveyard in the Lion Guard

[@uzaiyaro]

“Female sharks are more ran through than a yellow light” I’m dying

[@vishalsachdev7058]

I was benching all of his videos and he just uploaded. This made my day even better

[@atreestump]

We had a reason to keep cats around initially... They hunted the things that ate the crops we grew for ourselves. I Didn't think I'd get the chance to fact check this guy. Now I feel awesome

[@JonalynH]

The expression on the gorillas faces as they dodge the rain is hilarious. I feel you.

[@arealpotato7014]

This guy should freakin be on like a nature show on tv he knows too much

[@theden5409]

Exactly

[@gsjacobs]

The crazy thing about whiptail lizards (Cnemidophorus in South America, Aspidoscelis in North America) is that there are some species that are female-only and some that have males and females...but being female-only seems to have evolved a BUNCH of different times in those lizards. Weird!

[@sweetsunia]

“These lizards and koalas are L3sbians” Guess I’m a lizard and a koala in a trenchcoat 👹

[@WildArtistsl]

Animal kingdom: Who needs gender just clone!

[@flaviosulcaflores3295]

Clone yourself can be a problem in future generations.

[@flaviosulcaflores3295]

Imafine this you have cancer and you clone your self like the lizard the problem is that your daughter have cabcer because is a almost perfect clone of you, and the daughter of you daughter will have the same disease.

[@flaviosulcaflores3295]

Thats why evolution create heterosexual relationships to have mor diversity in the genes.

[@mrpopo4073]

@@flaviosulcaflores3295 Yep that is why animals who clone have higher risks of death if they're parent have a disease

[@mrpopo4073]

Heterosexuality stops this from happening somewhat

[@loushia16]

"You're probably wondering why I know all this" *crickets* ... *Moving On*

[@KatsukiKaito]

“If women figure this out we would be fucked. Actually we wouldnt be fucked” killed me

[@sarahfickes9704]

This dudes channel is the shit, right now he is probably my favorite youtuber

[@pipecleanermaster]

Angel: why do you do this…. God:you know why Angel: b- but- this goes aga- God: *BECAUSE. I. CAN. MEDAMNIT!*

[@theden5409]

"Medamnit" you fricking genius, just for adding that you get a like

[@KBWeeds]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OH GOD MY SIDES HURT!!

[@gachagod6552]

@@theden5409 I agree 💯

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

"medammit" had me laughing so hard dude, like, wtf?

[@daisyjoy242]

My new favorite word

[@dr.demoman761]

this person is a being of knowledge thank you for learning these and spreading the info

[@yumiendercat3685]

Sea bunnies are one of the most underrated sea creatures ever, I personally love them the most

[@fl4y3d_fr34k]

LMAO ME AND MY BF ARE MATCHING ON TWITTER WITH THE SAME IMAGE AS YOUR PFP

[@yumiendercat3685]

@@fl4y3d_fr34k HA

[@kaiser6140]

He's cursed with knowledge but you don't understand he's cursing YOU with his knowledge.

[@ShiaShnaky]

"Men can't recognize those signs" Happens in humans too lmao

[@wargoddes2875]

"wombats twerk enemies to death"that is something i NEVER wanted to hear

[@theBravoTwins.]

“Attach themselves to a rock and calm it life” Relatable.

[@GenerationJonesi]

I have to say that between you, and ZeFrank, I've never laughed so hard while learning! Thanks for all you do! :)

[@amberkat8147]

I would like to point about cats that they're one of the species scientists say we'd go extinct without, because they actually play a vital role in protecting our grain stores. And yes, their meows are on the same sound thingy as human babies, which isn't too shocking because they are baby cries. Cats are perfect and I love them. I also love dogs, but dogs' fur is a little greasy and their breath naturally smells a bit worse.

[@marlaguilmette5119]

I never have regrets about subscribing. You are a fantastic storyteller and your timing is on spot. Your knowledge is immense, and you are now my grandkids' new animal husbandry teacher since we no longer have Steve Irwin or Wild Kingdom

[@Stonedsheepu8906]

Never have I related more to an animal that a male koala. Female koalas be giving out signs as blatant as a male humans but the male koalas are as dense as tungsten trying to recognize those signs

[@strawberrigacha]

Imagine making a movie with evil hyenas and you get sued by a hyena researcher

[@I_Luv_DILFS]

1:14 "A raging homosexual free for all" Bro I can't💀

[@gaykirby198]

Me

[@bunnybabybevytv6434]

This guy deserves every 1-10k he makes per day❣️

[@crayoneatingclone8692]

Cats actually eats mice and rats for use and so we basically love them since their cute and so they suck up to us for food

[@teathesilkwing7616]

They also destroy native populations of animals in places that cats shouldn’t be because we released them, which is not as good

[@crayoneatingclone8692]

@@teathesilkwing7616 yes Bru cats are just ass holes

[@MrPenetroso]

@@teathesilkwing7616 that happened because some people find animals appealing at first, then release them to the wild. And yes, I know cats hunt for fun.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@crayoneatingclone8692 Humans are even bigger assholes, though. :)

[@paigehc6659]

So the toxoplasmosis I actually did research on for my Vet Tech final. Toxoplasmosis is a disease caused by a parasite that effects nearly all parts of the body, but specifically the brain. Once there, it basically starts to rot the brain. This causes seizures and loads of other health problems, but makes it to where the animal is less likely to be afraid of things.

[@horrificpleasantry9474]

Whereas the cysts are often benign in adults, sometimes it causes cold like symptoms, but to the fetus it's deadly, so pregnant women shouldn't go near litter boxes to cats that are part outdoor cats (since they can catch it from other cats, and it's passed in the feces)

[@horrificpleasantry9474]

@@vmashir pregnant women are a special case since the unborn have no immune system of their own. There are lots of diseases, toxoplasmosis and listeria for two well known examples, which cause cold or flu like symptoms in the mother but developmental abnormalities and death to the child.

[@paigehc6659]

@@vmashir This is also true, which is why it isn't too much of a big deal. Plus, the only way to get it is through swallowing feces that has the parasite eggs.

[@horrificpleasantry9474]

@@paigehc6659 litterbox creates dust which you can inhale, that's the issue

[@paigehc6659]

@@horrificpleasantry9474 The eggs don't suddenly get flung up with the dust when a litterbox is cleaned. They're rooted to the feces.

[@Luke-Rick]

My cat never meows at me or responds with a meow when I try to get him to. The only time he verbalizes anything is when he is watching a bird outside or for two to three hours between the hours of 1200 to 1600 when he is doing laps around the house screaming at the top of his little kitty lungs.

[@GreedyOrange]

damn such a new video,perfect oportunity to ask for the telescope fish! i reallly want you to talk about him,hes cool and cute like an owl with the eyes,you cant do him bad.

[@splash_067]

Love you're pfp 💓

[@championgundyr5049]

Nice profile pic

[@DragonWolfZenno]

Yo hood nature, please my guy, can you make more 15 to 20 minute videos on youtube? I'm literally addicted to the way your videos flow. Their wonderful to lsiten to while I do things like work or just vibe on break. Thanks for these amazing videos by the way, really. I really love the way your videos are edited and everything! Stay safe my guy!

[@juniperqween7054]

"Just a raging homosexual free for all" Okay now that got me-

[@Sp0on777]

Who else was betting on L33T making a comeback

[@moonthecatfish3880]

“A cat’s meow is them manipulating us” Why am I not surprised

[@langbo9999]

My Cat Steffen is a master in dat.

[@triforceteam3247]

1:52 is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

[@sleepypotato6487]

The reason Kevin hart was late for work hahah love that reference that was a hilarious sequence he did

[@theythem6781]

These videos are the cure to my crippling gender dysphoria

[@allysonblanchard3864]

8:56, But weren’t the Egyptians the first people to own cats? I was taught they came when the Egyptians had a bad rat / mouse problem and the Egyptians thought the cats were dents as gifts from the gods which is why they mummified them when they died

[@catboysephiroth560]

Yep. This is also why Bastet was part of the Egyptian pantheon. A feline deity.

[@Tokuijin]

Not quite. They were some of the first but not the first. All that's clear is that it started in the Middle East and parts of Eurasia.

[@Ruosteinenknight]

They also used Cheetahs as sort of a hunting dogs. Apparently they are great for catching hares.

[@ferretyluv]

Cats were domesticated independently at least twice: once in Egypt and once in China. But there has been a domestic cat grave found it either Cyprus or Malta, I forget, that’s much older than Egypt.

[@rogue2728]

love you bro, keep doin this!!!

[@katherine_queen5294]

I feel bad for this guy. He knows so many atrocious things that animals do on the daily I can’t even imagine what going to the zoo must be like for him. At least he doesn’t suffer alone

[@PZLovell]

Wombats are way cooler than a lot of people realize. They even literally shit bricks. 😆 Plus they're freaking adorable.

[@gem9535]

"Actually, we wouldn't be, and that would be the problem." 💀

[@kingdavidthegreatprick5410]

MISANDRY.

[@michaelcastro1944]

Koalas are smooth brains too, so..... Yeah make whatever you wish with that.

[@odabuu]

You just triggered alot of bisexuals

[@theden5409]

Lol

[@oldaccount315]

They understand what's good with life tho

[@XxLoneWolf13xX]

Casual, you never cease to amaze and surprise me

[@bobbobppeidic5054]

The rat parasite reminded me of tha rat Rhythm game where theres this rat god(not kidding) who is revealed to be that parasite who is leading the mc to "cheese" which are actually cats

[@NoNo-mr4qd]

Lesbian lizards- that killed me💀

[@michellemclarnon9212]

I love you're videos. They are so interesting and packed with facts. I thought it was an ostrich that made Kevin Hart late for work. The story where they stop for wee on the side of the road. Maybe I haven't heard this story so will have a look.

[@Superman00000]

If animals were military weapons:(herbivore edition) Gorilla 🦍 = EOD/juggernaut suit Buffalo 🐃 = ARAV RHINO 🦏= APC Hippo 🦛 = submarine Elephant 🐘 = Tank