Why Koalas are The Dumbest Animals to Ever Breathe

Koalas are dog water. That’s it, that’s the description. Also check out the apps below⬇️⬇️⬇️
Self Care app: theplug.co/thefabulous/57255/...
Snapchat App: theplug.co/fam/57255/89806
Dragon Mania Legends: theplug.co/dragonmanialegends...
Make sure to like, comment, subscribe, drink water and hug your mother.

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

_”They essentially nerf themselves with their diets.”_ *Me eating a thanksgiving sized meal for Supper at 10pm:* “Wow they’re so stupid.”

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Lol

[@freshair9133]

Lmao hey if your gonna get fat get fat on some good stuff like lasagna

[@organs8917]

@@freshair9133 Ah gosh I love lasagna

[@twelvekiwis6095]

@@organs8917 Me too

[@greasykremlin7193]

@@twelvekiwis6095 me three

[@Bone20647]

Speaking of crows, one bought a taco. I dont fully remember the story, but a crow saw people give money to a worker, get a taco. So the crow gives someone a coin it found (I think it was a dime, cant remember), and made a noise that sounded somewhat like taco. Crow got his taco.

[@elainegoates9792]

Taco crow

[@calciumlord8569]

@@elainegoates9792 tacrow

[@fisheryboi835]

Imagine getting jumped by a murder of crows and getting up to see your wallet's gone

[@kmh9396]

@@fisheryboi835 Honestly I can see this happening 😂

[@julianbrown5677]

One time, this guy gave a crow a chicken nugget and some sauce. Then literally, the crow took the chicken nugget and dipped it in the sauce. Morale of the story is that the sauce must have been pretty good with the nugget.

[@ravendarkstarhtd4life]

I got had by a crow at work once. I fed them often for years so they knew me and played a mean prank by making hurt puppy sounds after a bus parked by the front door. Had me and the driver looking under the bus for five minutes. He was up on the roof of the building watching us panic like simple monkey brains. I love them so much.

[@nobodysbaby5048]

Thnx for the belly laugh, first one of the day & badly needed.😆

[@dbseamz]

I heard of one crow who would say "caw" in a very human-sounding, very _sarcastic_ sounding voice. Probably got "talked to" by a lot of humans and was fed up.

[@Misteraccountable]

You are lucky crow whisperer

[@Misteraccountable]

@@dbseamz cuh caw 🤣🤣

[@brandonkennedy4160]

Brilliant! Another reason these are one of my favorite creatures!

[@anitarezaei6017]

My sister calls koalas "the animal god forgot about".

[@billcipher4368]

That one weird kid that the teacher forgot about

[@alvianekka80]

"I think I forgot something" "If you forgot it, it wasn't important"

[@jerryhinkle9509]

Lol

[@larapalma3744]

And messed up the platypus too

[@SMCwasTaken]

Atheists will get angry at this one lmao

[@redenriot4577]

Koalas: the dumbest animals to ever breathe Pandas: *A mindset built for suicide*

[@tannesanimations9608]

EGgSBlAinE

[@meatballsyrup2747]

Koalas: *m i n d s e t f o r f l i p f l o p*

[@miraqen7801]

if you put a panda near a cliff, it would probably just roll themselves off of it and break every single bone in their body

[@cursedlemon7368]

Humans: crazy, dumb naked apes who destroy everything for power

[@meatballsyrup2747]

@@cursedlemon7368 why did you ruin the vibe though-

[@hanklestank]

“Hyena’s giggle in response to conflict, stress, and fear.” Me: “You too?”

[@sossiepie2243]

YOU TOO??

[@kai-kp7zi]

YOU TOO??!

[@stopreplyingtomycomments7954]

YOU TOO??

[@hanklestank]

Hyena Squad! GIGGLE UP! … But not too loudly, we don’t want to embarrass ourselves with our weird, inappropriately timed giggles.

[@dynamight_chaos-king]

MOM I'VE FOUND MY LONG LOST SIBLINGS!

[@anneg8162]

I love this youngman. He's smart, articulate and FASTER than a bullet. All the while imparting a great deal of facts tinged with humor that makes it hard to forget all the wisdom he piles on in a short time frame. Kudos my friend and a BRAVO to top off.

[@gilgamasssubliminals9265]

Let me guess youre white

[@jojozepofthejungle2655]

"They look like nature tried to draw them from memory" 🤣🤣

[@cubez2289]

My Biotech teacher ABSOLUTELY hated Koalas lmao. He said that if he could, he would have replaced our lessons with why Koalas suck

[@nicholastricarico2957]

I mean, he wasn't wrong....

[@thezambambo2184]

He could've done the same with Pandas, honestly

[@nicholastricarico2957]

@@thezambambo2184 Agreed.

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

@@thezambambo2184 yes!

[@myatthu7165]

@@evilkittyofdoom195 they eat eucalyptus.They shit eucalyptus and they smell like eucalyptus.I can bet 100 bucks that they taste like eucalyptus as well.

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*Imagine if Koalas are like:* “Humans are so stupid, because they actually try to work instead of just relaxing in trees.”

[@will__mem9rno]

I mean, I can't blame them. Chilling in the trees and sleeping all day seems like a hella chill lifestyle

[@will__mem9rno]

@R. Kelly Its a peaceful life tho

[@josebenardi1554]

We have chocolate, they eat poisonous leaves. Checkmate, Koalas.

[@Lelex0515]

I doubt they have enough brain power to think that

[@eduardorpg3329]

@@josebenardi1554 chocolate is technically toxic to a lot of animals

[@lynx2623]

Speaking of crows, when my neighbor moved to where I live, he would always try to get the crows/ravens that pick at our trash, loud noises, running up and shooing, you get the point. Anyway everyday when I look out my window at an ungodly hour, there are just dozens of crows/ravens picking up rocks and throwing them at his window and just making a general ruckus. It’s great. I did not mean for this to be so long, sorry about that.

[@nohandlethanx]

I remember a few years ago here in Malaysia, some people found a decrepit body that they legit thought to be a kind of alien or mutated human. Turns out it was a skinned sun bear.

[@hagenko2004-gf3vz]

poor bear

[@pitpat2928]

koalas not recognizing leaves without the tree has the same energy as “i don’t know the address but i know how to get there” and i vibe w that

[@nottodaylilbaldhead]

Me too

[@Magical_Trash]

Me when I’m driving 😂😂😭😭

[@sahave5042]

It th opposite they know the address they just don’t how to get there

[@Lovergirllmao]

Same

[@justxiclaly153]

Or if you r a Kpop Stan (BTS) “I know movie, but I don’t know movie name”

[@emmanuel6157]

"She gets ran through like a track meet but she does it for the children" this man says some seriously brilliant lines

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

One dude asked if it's scripted or this guy is just legend and I'm still waiting for the answer

[@emilyordonez5173]

I know! The lease on your body is up and your soul is about the get evicted! Lmao!

[@jake4194]

@@TheBluePhoenix008 its definitely scripted but that doesn't take anything away from it IMO

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@jake4194 I mean yeah XD

[@ZeeWee910]

I think it’s cause of guidelines though

[@neohleza24]

"They dash on water to run from predators or confuse a now God fearing snake.. " damnit that one got me 😂😂

[@morganwesthoff1498]

As a monitor keeper I would like to point out that while slightly slower than Usain bolt, most monitor species are pursuit predators and will have little to no problem catching up. But that being said with enough time and care they can basically become scaled dogs in captivity

[@arynrink2432]

Gorilla: pounds chest to intimidate Snake: hisses to intimidate Human: breathes heavily to intimidate Anteater: T-POSE

[@jaslikeart]

Technically it is showing dominance

[@hurricaneeta4176]

very dangerous t pose

[@seanwarburton4833]

He's literally telling you to bring it on xD

[@setsers1]

LAWL

[@TucoBenedicto]

@@seanwarburton4833 Yep, textbook "Come at me, bro".

[@aech619]

“They look like nature tried to redraw bears from memory” had me dying

[@withexpectancy5818]

Me too! I had to pause the video😂😂

[@TucoBenedicto]

Yup. My favorite line in the video.

[@Depressionhaver]

But it’s true

[@bluestarvideos1055]

Auagauagauaguaga so funnies agagagagagagaggsgsgsgs

[@shoto_simp4788]

Same bro~~~~

[@corlenajames1381]

"They look like nature tried to redraw bears strictly from memory" 😂

[@smokeyjoe6059]

6:25 - 'There's an animal with bat ears, a fox tail, a monkey's body, with witch hands, and the face of a drug-addicted squirrel. Meet-' Ad: "Hi! I'm Meryl Streep." 👩🏻‍🦳

[@jlheelan]

"A yawning hippo ain't tired, he's tired of your sh!t." Brilliant.

[@thespicychin9444]

chad

[@Veladus]

I saw a hippo do that at a rhino once. The rhino just put its horn in the hippo's mouth, with the point against the roof of the mouth so that it'd go through the hippo's brain if it tried to clamp down. "Go ahead, motherfucker. Try me."

[@mediokay508]

@@Veladus rhinos have no chill.

[@Darkmythsolider]

@@Veladus that rhino did not give a Shit!

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Question: Know Viced Rhino? Random Question, yeah, but who cares?

[@kaseyh8904]

Koalas legit baffle me. How and why did they evolve this way? And how are they not extinct yet??

[@egaming1071]

hope they go extinct they're everything I hate in an animal

[@prcervi]

they make a loud and creepy noise when angry, have a potentially lethal slap, and taste terrible the last one is kinda a major thing for why they hadn't been hunted to death

[@kasamigi8031]

Their diet is also the mildly toxic plant that's mentioned in the video so they're partially poisonous

[@koroniriaryder4410]

tbh the fact that they were able to do so at all on one of the most inhospitable ecosystems on the planet shows that their evolution was a success, for example they eat eucalyptus precisely because it's so numerous and easy to grow across Australia

[@dv9239]

I hope the next wild fire takes them out

[@midgetydeath]

Reminds me of sheep I helped feed as a kid when I went to a re-make of a frontier era farm. Basically, the sheep were so stupid the guy teaching us had to literally put food in the mouth of each one, move their jaws for them, and repeat several times for each sheep to get them to realize that yes, actually, food is in fact food. Oh, and when they were scared the ram ran behind the herd and hid.

[@lumideo1]

Too much inbreeding??

[@skimz3823]

this guy needs his own show. hes so funny and he still gives the best facts at the same time

[@DinoJake]

"The lease on your body is up and your soul is about to get evicted." Damn, that's a badass line.

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

I laughed sooooo hard

[@GL4SSHEART]

@@Ktr-1142-ema same😭

[@GaySatanicClowns]

Of course he likes the sound of his own voice, his voice is brilliant.

[@Edo_Luna_]

I saw this comment before seeing the video, and I thought you were talking about the Koala

[@GaySatanicClowns]

@@Edo_Luna_ I'm scared of koalas.

[@ThatOneFry2005]

Honestly this man speaks like he’d be the brother of that other dude that pronounced things incorrectly on Vine (R.I.P.)

[@xxfirexx6653]

Voice is not a persone you cant call it brilliant :v XD

[@GaySatanicClowns]

@@xxfirexx6653 What?

[@stevemarkovich9187]

This guy gives better nature education then teachers could ever hope to give and he makes it interesting at the same time which gives them a run for there money

[@alexman378]

Teachers are barely literate morons, don’t give them too much credit. Maybe there’s like 20 smart ones in the world, but that’s about it.

[@LavenderThe3rd]

"dont hug an ant eater or youll be hugging the heaven gates" cracks me up everytime

[@namelessnavnls8060]

I love all the clever death metaphors. "The lease on your body is up and your soul is about to get evicted."

[@BlueKatanaWarrior]

"Ending your day as a seals chew toy"

[@ezraf.7759]

One thing you left out about koalas: since all they eat is toxic leaves when they fall hard enough and die on impact n carnivore cant even eat them because their flesh itself is toxic. Nowhere else but Austrailia.

[@Toksyuryel]

Also the tree that makes those leaves reproduces by exploding when it catches on fire

[@oliviaeaton2962]

I know Banksias do that, but I'm not sure about Eucalyptus plants.

[@Tokuijin]

I'm gonna guess that, by "predators", you mean "scavengers"

[@TraumaQueen65]

@@oliviaeaton2962 There's like 300+ different eucalypts species but only some of them require fire to germinate seeds. Some need animals to eat the seeds. Some require cold. Nature is wonderful :)

[@dianadenman5637]

Really?! Crazy!!

[@cianriordan9880]

5:15 best sponsor I’ve seen in my life

[@dianadenman5637]

You are hilarious! I LOVE nature shows, but I've NEVER heard one like yours! You give an ENTIRELY new perspective of the animal kingdom!! The delivery is hysterical!

[@ben737D]

I like how he is simplifying animal facts for a younger generation, Go! Diego! Go!, Animal Planet, and David Attenborough really has some competition now

[@ellieb9053]

Legit attenborough should pass the mic to him for the next generation of documentaries. I'd watch the shit out of it with this dude's commentary 😂 Like, "and here we see the graceful...nah man this animal's dumb as fuck"

[@TheNinj47]

Chill

[@McFlurrArtt]

@@TheNinj47 For what?

[@huehhueh7954]

Anyone gonna tell him

[@ben737D]

@@huehhueh7954 oh no

[@wanizzati5793]

This guy’s speech is smoother than Mr. Clean’s head

[@fathulhusaini9440]

Hai kakak

[@hugochhoeu9204]

Smoother than a Koala's brain

[@hugochhoeu9204]

*your

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

I was actually at the zoo when Bokito escaped. Granted, I was all the way on the other side, so I was never in direct danger, but it was the most terrified I'd ever been on a trip that was supposed to be a birthday present.

[@pandatiger5653]

The fact that the koala actually knows how to breath 😂

[@erma9055]

this man is singlehandedly giving me reasons to have favorite animals, and to be deathly afraid of hippos and ducks.

[@adamwest8711]

I was bitten by a duck once. And a mole. I’d probably be ignored by a hippo only to get savaged by a gazelle.

[@KenS1267]

No idea why you'd be afraid of ducks. Hippos and moose though...

[@duxhunt]

As you should

[@FalcoNat]

And dolphins.

[@xinixini1826]

Geese... Cobra Chickens of Doom.

[@joshua01852]

“If a shark looks like it needs the exorcist that means the lease is up on your body and your soul is getting evicted” I’m dead your honestly a genius dude!!

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Question: Know Viced Rhino? Random Question, yeah, but who cares?

[@djentleman8116]

you're*

[@leamaz9622]

"Dont hug an anteater or you'll be hugging the heaven gates" LOL 12:04

[@vilstef6988]

I saw some Sun Bears at the Doorly zoo in Omaha. I found them creepy and scary, much more frightening than the Polar Bears.

[@dawildkitcat1662]

Some other things about crows: if a crow is in danger, other crows will come to their aid, even if they’re not related to the crow in danger. Crows have been known to form strong emotional bonds with humans, other animals, and each other, and have been known to mourn another crow’s death.

[@helenanilsson5666]

Also they can work together with wolves in ways that are suspiciously similar to how humans might have right before we domesticated dogs.

[@TheSpeedReaper]

@@helenanilsson5666 Those are Ravens that form Symbiotic relationships with Wolves.

[@helenanilsson5666]

@@TheSpeedReaper my bad, I always get them mixed up in English.

[@nothingpersonal3128]

@@TheSpeedReaper what's the difference between crow and raven?

[@divinix7089]

@@nothingpersonal3128 Ravens are a lot smarter and can talk, that's about as much as I know lol

[@Zlenny]

“They look like nature tried to redraw bears strictly from memory” This made me laugh me laugh so loud. Brilliant commentary...I come for the animals and stay for the commentary.

[@stolensentience]

I had to pause to see just how close to the top the person who commented it was

[@iLLDiSS]

duuuude you will have a lot of fun with the rest of his content.

[@samantharhodes7176]

5:34 my friend lives in a game farm and there is a rock monator that they tamed by feeding it, it’s name is stompie because some of her tail was chopped off by another monator probably but they have had a few guests freak out and scream at her that it is a Komodo dragon when they saw her walk up to it.and it also turns out there are a few stommpies just one of them is tame and somehow all of them are missing half there tail

[@yaheardme111]

I used read up on stuff like this has a kid. Long time before the Internet. This channel has put a nostalgic smile on my face. Thank you 💯 👊🏼

[@andy8357]

"Crows are smarter and will send your face to other crows" Me remembering the time when a bunch of crows used to bully me when I was a toddler. Only me 😭 I didn't even touched their nest

[@captainmega6310]

Damn YOU REMEMBER THAT?

[@andy8357]

@@captainmega6310 Who can forget bullying from crows

[@captainmega6310]

@@andy8357 but as a toddler though? I can barely remember my own birthday by myself

[@prcervi]

crows are also smart enough to just be assholes if they want to, assuming they didn't have a beef with one of your parents in which case hello proxy suffering

[@littletomding7121]

Maybe your grandpa did something to their granpa and they're taking revenge on you-

[@dw5251]

“Even though she gets ran through like a track meet she does it for the children” 😂😂😂

[@jf2801]

Alexa, play Rockabye

[@mrwerewolfvampire]

2:38

[@Alex-zu8cx]

@J F NOO 😭

[@_goneformilk]

😭😭😭

[@shallah777]

😂😂😂😂 I met a few women like that in my life.... Good times I'll tell ya, good times

[@OneAlgea]

Koalas be thinking like "Hmm, ngl this ground look mighty munchable"

[@akasprzak86]

Your commentary is literally why i keep coming back 😂😂😂 this is my favorite youtube channel in existence!!!

[@monserrath270]

My husband absolutely hates crows. He goes on rants about how cocky they are and he will actively chase them around. Then they’ll laugh at him.

[@eccentricthought4511]

Probably pissed up a murder

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Honestly the only way to deal with a situation like that is violence. It is one of the few languages that translates from human to animal. Geese will attack you unless you assert dominance with them. Sometimes just chucking a small rock in their general direction is enough.

[@sunshineroronoa7887]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory yeah...about that When I was young I had a goose who kept attacking me, my mom told me to kick it so it'll live me alone I did it (felt bad too because I still love that goose) Aaand she just went backwards for a few seconds before attacking again So not sure about that You can try to befriend crows tho, apparently one girl did by feeding them every day. For other birds I don't know

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@@sunshineroronoa7887 birds are incredibly intelligent, I personally hate geese (too many Canadian around here) but I still have a GREAT deal of respect for them. Crows have also been known to hold grudges against people too. If any bird would shit on your car on purpose, it would be ticked off Crow. So don't throw stones at them or something.

[@sunshineroronoa7887]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory I wouldn't It was just this one time, my mom said that the goose would leave me alone after that (didn't work, didn't try again I just walked away if she was around ) But yeah- I wouldn't throw a rock at them for no reason or hurt them for fun, that's messed up

[@viyhexe131]

Glad to see crows getting the recognition they deserve.

[@xkdjdnskdnscndjdj984]

They underrated as fuck

[@vn9574]

Fuc crows

[@justcallmekai1554]

@@vn9574 The crows gonna remember you

[@maniacram]

@@vn9574 what's with you and crows? Why do humans always have to be weird.

[@vn9574]

@@maniacram they shit on everything, steal stuff, and sometimes rarely even attack u.

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

Love it, the amount of jokes and references packed in with the information is the best! Thanks!

[@bosslady4257]

Coughing like an anti-masker😂😂. The analogies, comparisons, witty sarcasm, and humor....fkg genius man!! I love your content. Every video brings a smile to my face and educates me at the same time

[@WaspandUnicorn]

I've already watched all of these a million times on tiktok but I'll watch it again because you're the hero we need.

[@StoriesWithTink]

I second

[@sirfrankss7860]

Fr

[@deathandroses3861]

Agreed

[@jaycienlovelace3123]

My question is why doesnt this guy have a million subscribers yet, he is funny af

[@unknownaura]

Why would you rewatch videos so much? Grow up

[@bestpriest2224]

Everyone: How are you not extinct yet??? Koalas: We just kept hanging and it just kept working. So we decided to never change it.

[@jimbobeire]

Actually, I've read that a number of biologist say that koalas have changed a lot, their ancestors were smarter, but because the didn't have many predators, and increasingly poor soil and vegatation options in Australia led to their bodies adapted to use less energy for thinking, and later generations had smaller, smoother brains, and lower intelligence.

[@Rawrough]

@@jimbobeire What do you think that similiar principal would have in effect in humans? Imagine the hunter-gatherer adapting to modern era first, then not needing to think about 'food' at all, then not having to think about...anything, really. Lower intelligence. And I dare say that's a plenty in plain sight in modern day. Although I do not blame the people, I point the finger at people who came before them, whom, with intention, by design and plan, led things this way - just for greed, power and control. JUST.

[@jimbobeire]

@@Rawrough Mostly affecting our learned skillset, most humans don't have much evolutionary pressure on them these days, unlike Koalas. But as we keep making things so 'convenient' that the laziest low effort lifestyle can become the norm, and you get adults who don't know how to fix anything or build it from scratch, cos they can just order it from IKEA or China. Marketing is to blame for a lot of it, 'take _two_ bottles into the shower' ? Wow, the effort... like our ancestors didn't have to _walk_ to a stream and keep one eye out for bears or wolves.

[@bestpriest2224]

@@jimbobeire I was talking about the Modern day Koalas but thanks for giving me new knowledge.

[@alexairplanner]

@@Rawrough In reality, average IQ increases from generation to generation now because an average person now has to comprehend more difficult things such as IT. But yeah, very high chance that this process will eventually stop for most of us

[@AndriaTheKobold]

Your videos are always hilarious, love all the analogies and anecdotes

[@tempbauer2131]

I’m addicted! This is the almost the only channel I’ve been watching for abt the last 24hrs. I have to change to something else when going to sleep or doing other things bc this isn’t just for listening. I actually wanna see these videos. So although I say 24hrs, it’s not really alot bc sitting down to watch videos I can only do about 2-3hrs and it’s not all at once so I’m definitely digging that these are like 10mns. So i get 1-2 in a row. Just now I’m been able to get about half dedicated but only bc end of day wind down. So unfortunately after 1more I’ll have to change. Although i’m up a lil later tonight and last night than normal just to get more of his vids in

[@popcat6253]

My boi can ruin any animal no matter how perfect you think it is

[@TheGamerClown]

Fax

[@realo3503]

@@bendyriper1125 ok ask him to do it

[@CadenceWallace]

@GGgamerr Realo Dude even alligators don’t mess with the sea potatoes

[@realo3503]

@@CadenceWallace they have a dark secret that humans don’t know maybe

[@rabbitnanagshashabu2782]

That doesn't really make them less likeable

[@SoubiYumea]

There is a slight mistake at 10:30. This incident did not take place in Berlin, but in Rotterdam. Bokito was indeed born in the Berlin Zoo, where he also escaped (twice...), but the mauling happened at Blijdorp Zoo, in 2007. Fun fact: his old and current caretakers are glad to say that he is now 'the perfect family man' and a real gentleman

[@emPIEror]

There are clips online were you can see that dumbass basically taunting him. Every interview with the keepers can be summed up like "yeah she was being a idiot and Bokito is now calmly back with his family doing what he always does (which was getting laid by all the gorilla ladies)"

[@Madcat1331]

The "Loving family man with a dark past" trope turned real

[@Damned_Knight.]

That penguin skeleton caught me off guard so bad

[@npcx-mq6cr]

We had a lone crow that lived outside our house. After a few weeks we named him Winston and put food out for him once in a while. He would hang out on the telephone wire near the firepit and add his two bits regularly to the conversation. One day, months later, about 80 crows showed up, sitting on every available pole, wire and branch and made an unspeakable racket for about 2 hours. The next day, 2 more crows moved in. I guess Aunties didn't like him living alone.

[@seanbigay1042]

Y'all oughta watch out -- Winston might start giving speeches in Parliament.

[@supertimerip]

"Hippos don't need a reason to choose violence they do it anyway." Hippos are basically nature's Kyles.

[@vilstef6988]

Or Nature's Karen who didn't get the Manager she demanded.

[@kylestanley7843]

Can confirm.

[@noahcrow1897]

I really wanna see you do a collaboration with tier zoo. I know he's far less comedic, but the crossover would just be sooo interesting. And super educational- my daughter will ONLY listen to educational videos if it's your videos on animals! Thank you so much for all you do!!

[@marisaelyse82]

I thumbs-up your videos before they even start....I already know I'm going to like it

[@aceofjacks7071]

there's a lot of crows near the secondary school and once when I was there a crow was sitting on the wall with a little box of fish and chips, pulling a chip out and eating it, then pecking at the fish politely. it deadass looked like he was having lunch at school. I loved that lil guy.

[@connerwine8257]

So middle school

[@shahsadsaadu5817]

Crows are the thugs of animal kingdom man.

[@thepapistyourmotherwarnedy752]

My grandmother had the bajeezus scared out of her when she had a raven say “hello” to her from a tree

[@sanada-sama8303]

@Kyntiz or from a former british colony. Nigerian here.

[@spamonme3584]

Y'know, suddenly, Itachi making friends with crows makes a lot of sense. I wouldn't be surprised if a murder of crows was spotted chilling with Sasuke bein like "Hey, I remember that kid! That's my dad's friend's little brother! Let's go say "hi."

[@anselravenhart4753]

Considering how much Itachi loved his brother, I can see him training crows for the explicit purpose of watching over him.

[@kai8618]

@@anselravenhart4753 Sasuke: The only problem with my house is that these god damn crows always watch me and it freaks me out. They won't leave no matter what I do, so I got used to their company.

[@Rasulkarteron]

Praying for you. Love your videos for years

[@kellycline9126]

You're videos always make my day better.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Koalas are The Dumbest Animals to Ever Breathe" My math teacher: "No they are not." *Looks at me*

[@Zatois]

Another great comment.. 😐

[@NotRa1ny]

Early to this guy and I love koalas

[@elijah5374]

Boy this is getting trippy

[@yeetmaster75]

Hehehehehehehehe pandas tho.......

[@Janellth]

😾

[@victorian.2189]

Don’t hug an anteater or you’ll be hugging Heaven’s gates 😂

[@seanbigay1042]

Honestly, I don't get why people would think an anteater was being affectionate when it strikes that pose. That's a sumo wrestler's fighting crouch if ever I saw one!

[@erikjohnson8430]

You are ligit my favorite KZbinr, and I don't have favorite people I don't know. I love animals and language, and I'm jaded af, so you are my go to. Please do keep it up.

[@bryanphilippi8419]

This has become my favorite channel in no time . Dude is fuckin hysterical , every video is 🔥 . Great content

[@sparking023]

So today I learned Hippos are actually fast af, Koalas have smooth brain, and Anteaters literally T-pose to assert dominance. So glad I found this channel

[@KlavierMenn]

Hippos are _faster_ in water, believe it or not. That's why if they jump you while you are in the water, you game's ended. Also, giant anteaters are DANGEROUS, but quite sociable if you're careful enough. Some even may let you pet them.

[@datdankdj8264]

Oh I have a few fun facts ab animals too (although most of mine are ab sharks and if you wanna fact check me just for the sake of accuracy just ask Casual) anyway, there’s a shark that is called the “cigar shark” because of the fact that it’s about the size of a cigar and its skin makes it look like a cigar, but it’s also called the cookie-cutter shark because its bite is known for taking little circular chunks out of anything it deems taste-test worthy and im Ngl the bites kinda look like they were made with an overly-dangerous ice cream scoop Edit: adding onto that, their undersides are really difficult to see from beneath them and they have 3 glow-in-the-dark markings on their bellies that make them appear as little harmless fish from below.

[@Numbingbird]

People insist on Lions being the king of the jungle but Hippos are 100% the rulers. Like you said a pack of grown lions can’t even compete against a single hippo. Absolutely crazy

[@ivyme5783]

It's tigers cuz not hippos nor lions live in a jungle

[@muahmichelle]

Hippos weigh more than lions …could sit on them and squash them 😓 hippos scare me they’re so aggressive

[@crimson19]

Yes but an Elephant can squash a Hippo, so Elephants are the true kings

[@manamana7712]

@@crimson19 ye but arent elephants pretty chill in temper

[@crimson19]

@@manamana7712 not when they are in roid rage

[@Terrarium_simp]

This is the funniest and weirdest channel ive seen. And i like it.

[@sylviakstambaugh7743]

Just love your videos! Very educational & sometimes very amusing. Have learned things I never knew I should know. Thank you!

[@jaromor8808]

_"most birds are hiding some kind of non-sense with their feathers"_ im ded

[@straypaper]

"Their knees don't bend backwards. Those are their ankles. Their knees are up here under their feathers." Nature could've made Flamingos knees bend backwards, but no.

[@jzzisk]

Speaking of the Sun bear’s face, sun bears are one of the only other animals besides primates that can precisely mimic facial expressions on par with primates such as gorillas and humans. Also just like every person’s fingerprints differ from each other, no two “sun” spots are the same. I did a project on the sun bear in college, honestly they are my favorite bear along with the sloth bear .

[@BlueKatanaWarrior]

Sloth bear?

[@hannarowan8735]

@@BlueKatanaWarrior Baloo from the Jungle Book is a Sloth bear. Also, if that movie were at all realistic, Baloo and Shere Khan would have tried to merk each other on sight.

[@I_am_a_Caprisagittarius]

Ive never been so obsessed with a channel that I just started watching and on the first day of watching it. Do you ever get dehydrated from talking so fast I mean don't you lose a lot of saliva. Your voice is addicting and the encyclopedic punch lines are fiiiiiiiireeeeee!

[@lancesmith7049]

By far the most entertaining channel on KZbin, keep up the great content

[@optillian4182]

11:56 You telling me that anteaters T-pose to assert their dominance?

[@felixhk3084]

Except this one have knives on both hand.

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

It looks like a Pokémon when it does that

[@TheVicquez]

The weak should fear the stronk

[@Ruben41441]

Lol

[@williamgeorge3111]

You would be intimidated too if the guy you were following suddenly pulled out knives.

[@nicholasschrader7179]

"They look like nature tried to redraw bears from memory" Painful how accurate a description that is.

[@gregnixon5770]

I like how this young man narrates his videos. Wit and a bit of sarcasm....entertaining

[@Mama420Redneck]

DUDE!! You are so awesome!!! I LOVE your vids! what a great way to learn all about animals... the real deal!!

[@bryang5412]

I have to commend this young man for his passion for animals! While he may be funny, it is very obvious that he has spent a tremendous amount of time studying them. What a fun way to share your knowledge!

[@mamc1986]

I love how he shares his knowledge, it makes learning about animals more fun.

[@rosamunddrag8971]

​@@mamc1986he is basically what biology teacher should strive to be. Interesting, funny, entertaining and passionate. Too many teachera pressure knowledge into students, even tho they can do this and make school enjoyable

[@Integritys_Sum]

​@@rosamunddrag8971not everyone has a talent for comedy

[@rosamunddrag8971]

@@Integritys_Sum, yes, but at least they should try to be more calm with students. Sometimes teachers only blame students, even tho it's their fault too that they don't want to study their subject

[@bacampeglu]

Dude, you're throwing so many jokes out there that I don't even have time to process all of them, let alone laugh properly 😂😂

[@katherinegray5086]

Love your commentary 👍🤣 so clever, so funny 💙🇦🇺

[@mowgliray]

koalas getting drenched and not even knowing why is adorable actually....just straight up not a single thought behind those beady lil eyes

[@jake4194]

They might just like the rain??

[@ckmortanya]

uh they can get hypothermia from it or even freeze to death. imagine how cold standing in rain is that can sometimes last for hours. how is that cute?

[@klltx2001]

@@ckmortanya It's because their dumbness is cute. That's it. You don't always have to ruin someone's day for finding a fact adorable ya know. :/

[@ckmortanya]

@@klltx2001 im just spitting facts dude.

[@TheIceMurder2]

@@klltx2001 You don't find their dumbness cute. You find their looks cute. If it looked like a scorpion you wouldn't find their stupidity cute.

[@burningdusk7861]

You literally cannot stop me from hugging an anteater, it may be the last thing I do but I'll die happy.

[@dominnicbinnibon5541]

@Cyber Ghost it's only a crime if the police finds out

[@FeliceFoose-xs2qr]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Young man, you are crazy. He said that the crows will communicate their beef with other crows.i love your videos ❤

[@Clasteau]

YOu deserve your own tv show, I laugh so much at your phrasing, bro. People, THIS is what teaching looks like.

[@xprojectsa3627]

0:47 good God man that brain looks smoother than a bowling ball.

[@justcallmekai1554]

Looks like its smothered in lotion

[@antonioalbul00]

it looks like chiken breast

[@MilkIsTheOne]

@Simple Weirdo Except koalas are 10000000x more chill than a single twitter user

[@bigmacsauce1953]

That's not actually a koala brain

[@eattheboard1684]

@@justcallmekai1554 💀

[@arias1695]

1:47 the sun bear on the bottom left looks like it's having an existential crisis lol

[@michealcordova6774]

Bro, your commentary is the stuff of legend 🤣 some of the stuff you say cracks me up. Also I love the information and your doing an awesome job! Keep up the awesome work man.

[@mopedsnuggie2695]

Thank you as always for the fun and educational content

[@jesseSager123]

Everytime he says like "nerfed themselves" or like "in this current patch" I cant help but think of the tierzoo channel

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

Iirc, he watches Tier Zoo.

[@TheIceMurder2]

@@tucor7549 They did.

[@viridityone3106]

"built-in special ed crash helmet" LMFAO that's brutal

[@hissifit]

FIRST SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION REFERENCES AND NOW JESSIE? I’M GLAD I SUBSCRIBED TO YOU!!!

[@swastik3105]

You deserve my sub! You are just amazing!

[@Tr0lliPop]

"A yawning hippo isnt tired, it's tired of your shit" dat line tho

[@fartlord888]

Actual Legitimate Question: Could Sun Bear’s be the cause of Big Foot Rumors? I mean weren’t the orgins of Big Foot come from strange human foot prints? And since Sun Bear feet look like human feet what if that was them? And since they are endangered that’s why they couldn’t find what made the tracks?

[@mugenokami2201]

You might be onto something

[@notpukicho2950]

its either that or fursuits

[@mackenziechin3667]

the feet were pretty small on the sunbear though. the tracks left by bigfoot were huge

[@8h8_illustrates]

@@mackenziechin3667 an ancient primate is the best explanation. One that we do not have geological evidence of. Unless we are talking about Moth Man or other supernatural cryptids. Not that they cant exist but that they are super unlikely to do so.