T-Shirt Translation Trouble TWO

[@Glegh]

The magnets definitely go "SSSSTZZZZHHwhiiiiiii"

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

No it's "Tshreiiiii"

[@Sanphius]

It's "buweeeeeiiii"

[@color_rainbow]

lmao bro pinned this instead

[@EliteRailVideos]

😆

[@Matt_Rose]

@@color_rainbow Wish KZbin would let you pin two things imagine that, bliss.

[@netoquan]

saw a guy walking around with a tshirt that said in japanese "The keyboard is not to be trusted"

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

me when the up arrow key on my laptop split in half for no reason

[@GaslightFTW]

LOL

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

I mean, the shirt does have a point.

[@rinoz47]

Whose the bigger trust? The keyboard or the won who types it? God fucking madness !

[@InfamousMax]

I KNEW IT! *throws out all keyboards in a rage of paranoia*

[@D0rkn3ss_k1t]

Once my friend translated the label on my food to say 'A l w a y s p u s h t h e p e a b a l l o r s u f f e r'

[@packet-hero]

I think he developed a spiritual connection to Ant Sisyphus

[@HAR_V3Y]

Make sure you push the pea ball before bed, don't want to suffer

[@zachb555]

Never forget to push the peaball. Never.

[@falkolichtenberg8217]

now did he push it?

[@D0rkn3ss_k1t]

dont worry everyone, we n e v e r forget to push the p e a b a l l

[@Lozinlimbo]

The whale shirt is meant to be "whale whale whale, it's nise to meet you". Norwegians call the last whale a "nise" though it's more commonly known as a porpoise.

[@cocotig]

Was searching the comments for an answer to that. Thank you!

[@noremac7216]

Maybe even more confusing by the fact that orcas aren't whales lol But they get called whales so it still works I guess lol

[@mr.lampshade]

orcas aren't whales tho

[@Lozinlimbo]

@@mr.lampshade I know, but they also have the nickname "killer whale" 🤷‍♀️

[@DragonNexus]

​@isitlauren which is really a mistranslation, since its supposed to be "whale killer"

[@avam9729]

would unironically wear “have a knife day” shirt

[@MelodiTheMess]

same

[@starlilyopal8872]

Same

[@Vomitperson]

Yes

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

same

[@C2-jkbj]

Honestly want a “have a Knife Party” shirt for nostalgia sake

[@XxCastlegirl_07xX]

A friend of mine has a shirt that says “hamburger friend. I feel happiness when I eat a him.” With a picture of French fries on it. He wears it like every day (he got it on Amazon)

[@thatguyintherain3168]

I actually need to know where to get this shirt

[@IABITVpresents]

This one was read out by MarshalDoesStuff.

[@XxCastlegirl_07xX]

@@thatguyintherain3168 he got it on Amazon 🫶

[@voidify3]

@@thatguyintherain3168Amazon says OP

[@dumptruck_babs]

"I'm such a 'Look at the moon' person" is actually incredibly relatable lol

[@redbarchetta5620]

I"m going to give them way too much credit and say that's a reference to a famous Bruce Lee quote.

[@acoupleofschoes]

I was thinking that one might be translated correctly, but it's just a local idiom that doesn't sound right in a different language.

[@elisecode2212]

Yeah I don’t see anything wrong with that one

[@pageuk]

You should get it printed on a T-shirt

[@Chris-ts6ie]

i meen have uyou seen her

[@DaisyF444]

1:41 is like the designer just had a mental breakdown halfway through the shirt design.

[@lawncrow]

I swear some of these are a cry for help from some poor sweat shop worker

[@zephylix.]

they probably did

[@-roachperson-]

@@lawncrowfr

[@justgivemeastinkinghandlebro]

​@@lawncrowI got the same feeling about the "I quit" one

[@lukiwei9468]

6:09 This too

[@randomcat1015]

Maybe the real white bear was the shirts we mistranslated along the way.

[@uumlaut-]

hey brother

[@randomcat1015]

@@uumlaut- Hey.

[@InappropriatePolarbear]

That's racist.

[@-roachperson-]

W H I T E B E A R

[@LED_CloudZ]

​@@InappropriatePolarbear this took me a minute lmao

[@picklerickshaw]

6:49 is: “whale whale whale, it’s nise to meet you”, translating to “well, well, well, it’s nice to meet you.” Nise is the Norwegian name for dolphins

[@D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n]

Ily for this, I was so stumped lol

[@Cassxowary]

more of a porpoise lol so I wonder if that was on porpoise

[@professorhaystacks6606]

Thanks, I was hoping someone had figured that out.

[@flakky55]

I love how you can hear Matt trying not to burst out laughing at *"POSSLOILITIGS"*

[@danielsantoro6332]

"Have a knife day" sounds like the catchphrase of a blade welding cereal killer.

[@limey_]

cereal?

[@ArinyaXoriGMVs]

welding?

[@limey_]

@@ArinyaXoriGMVs i didnt even spot that

[@--CHARLIE--]

​@@limey_ I didn't spot either of them.

[@SV5195R]

@@ArinyaXoriGMVs Their calling card is leaving a lump of knives welded together, usually dropped in the middle of a pile of cereal that is lovingly spread all over the crime scene.

[@fireflystudios123]

The “unemployment” shirt reads like a badly written resignation letter. Imagine wearing that to work on the day you quit

[@Kokouhaia]

My favorite is "LAUGH (she gives a giggly)"

[@Tylan_the_gamer]

giggity

[@rihardcisar6961]

Same 😂

[@AustinJackson-u7j]

she does indeed give a giggly

[@Bweeser]

same, i gave a giggly at that one

[@dontaskme3648]

Uh timestamp pls?

[@samsamsam446]

“I’m such a look at the moon person.” But like, for real.

[@thatguyintherain3168]

We worship the moon in this house

[@deepseanarq]

my mom has a shirt that says "DINOSAUR MISIFNOMATON" under an image of a giraffe (typos included)

[@eaglest0554]

Well a picture of a giraffe certainly would be dinosaur misifnomaton

[@mailill]

The "I feel happiness when I eat a potato"-T-shirt would have been the perfect T-shirt for my granny and her best friend who were sometimes raving about that eating a potato with a little bit of butter is total bliss, and that you don't need anything more to be happy. They had experienced food shortage during the WW2

[@KoshTimeStepper]

It's true. I love a hot baked spud with some margerine (can't have butter because Lactose).

[@victoriahewitt9938]

At my very prim, proper, & depressed grandmother's funeral a stranger came up to me & introduced herself as a fellow potato. It turns out Gran had been in a silly club at one point where they'd get together & made potato jokes, from what I gathered. I seriously thought the lady was at the wrong funeral! I'd never seen Gran do anything even remotely silly!

[@daynamorris2399]

My grandfather (May God rest his soul) loved potatoes so much that we had to make extra for leftovers when he came to my house for supper

[@gustavolopes5094]

@@victoriahewitt9938 "Hi, I was a fellow potato of your granma's, I'm so sorry for your loss" "you was a fellow WHAT?"

[@reginaldwooster235]

I can't cook, but I can make a mean buttered potato

[@random_scenegirl]

i’m not even a minute into this video and i think i’ve already had a stroke, an aneurysm, and a heart attack all at once.

[@danielthecake8617]

did you take a screenshot

[@tally_ish]

MORAL OREL PFP

[@Kandiifl00f]

@@tally_ish eagle

[@frankwales]

Ask Dr Tony for the 'surprisingly still alive' bonus deal when you wake up in hospital -- it's worth 20% off your choice of a double inguinal hernia repair or a three-year colostomy bag subscription

[@random_scenegirl]

@@frankwales ty ;-;

[@amberanderson7245]

When we were last in China my daughter got a toddler shirt with a knockoff Peppa Pig on it that said, "Go make that money. Dollar bills." We don't whom the shirt was addressing but it was our favorite until she grew out of it.

[@bwrstud]

“i.. feeling me crumble and disappear” is somewhat relatable for some reason

[@SakurauchiLily]

Oh my god, I never thought I'd appear in a Matt Rose video, but I'm the one who uploaded the "School bus" shirt at 3:32! For those of you wanting some more background on that photo, my mom actually sent it to me while she was in Taiwan last year and while she didn't buy that shirt, she got another one that said "I have a cat" with a picture of a cartoon cat on it, even though we don't actually own any cats.

[@pridepotato314]

I think it seems like a collection of songs to sing, presumably on a school bus? They were probably poorly translated. I couldn't find anything on a quick search, but if anyone knows anything, it would be interesting to know!

[@lazycat5765]

Now you have a reason to get a cat

[@TerezatheTeacher]

Now you have to get a cat.

[@SakurauchiLily]

@@lazycat5765 Haha, maybe! I actually really like cats so it's funny how I've never owned one!

[@Nike-gs8ig]

A sign from heaven to get a cat. They will do something dumb once an hour, but they are fluffy and cute so it checks out.

[@DimerDuck]

If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose did an astronaut voice, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@RubixstewYT]

Funny enough, I just finished that video and this one just released an hour ago

[@themasterofterriblecgi5498]

I think we'll be seeing a lot more of it from now on. At least, I hope we will.

[@StuffandThings_]

One small voiceover for Matt, one giant trend for @Matt_Rose

[@davidbailis8415]

There can be only 1 cyanish D!

[@loki4807]

Heinz?

[@elenia.2408]

"NOTHING is unreadable!" is the most Matt Rose Thing to say :-D

[@imthepigeonguy]

"17... Pervert" is actually so funny I would get that for my friends as a joke gift for sure

[@SteveLomas-k6k]

I was in line somewhere with a guy wearing that, everyone walking past was pointing and cracking up

[@thunder_wolf23]

Matt's Donald Duck legitimately sounds like a zombie with asthma

[@kendan06]

Nothing could have prepared me for "DADASS BOOTY SHETIN GOOD VIBES FEELING GOING ON." I nearly choked on my dinner when Matt read that. I have a hand-me-down sweater that says "I *picture of a whale* TEXAS" on it and people always ask me wtf it means. I don't know either.

[@DerangedPacman]

the fuck does that mean??

[@kendan06]

@@DerangedPacman and that's what they always say !

[@Pseudo_Shork0_o]

Maybe it's about the species of the whale picture and that's what they want you to say?

[@TheKosstImogen]

These are a stretch but here's three whales I can think of that it could it be, plus the lame attempts at puns the shirt could be going for: Fin, maybe it's meant to somehow be read "I f'in love Texas". Blue, I don't think "I blew Texas" makes any sense but who knows. And my favourite (of a bad bunch 😅), Sei, like "I say TEXAS", which at least sort of accounts for the shouting in caps. Welp, thanks for the whale-themed mental exercise, bye!

[@ewanherbert3402]

​@@DerangedPacman someone has clearly never had Dadass booty shetin good vibes feeling going on and it shows...

[@TheEngieTF2]

"Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies" Sounds like something from a drama show starring a female protagonist who lives a poor life and her enemy is her lover's evil rich future mother-in-law

[@conlon4332]

Is her lover's future mother-in-law not her mother?

[@jak7139]

@@conlon4332 That's the twist. They were separated at birth and never knew.

[@Scribblemations]

Why wear a T-Shirt when you can wear a. Fish.

[@thatcatthatalwayseatsyourchees]

i second this as a valuable and highly correct opinion.

[@Feather-OSC]

Why wear a fish when you can wear a. Flog.

[@lavenderstarzzz]

real

[@keekorsomthin]

​@toast-OSC-XD Why wear a Frog when you can wear a.

[@nt_partlycloudy21]

@@Feather-OSCEMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

[@mememachine5417]

5:50 You have no idea how happy this made me. Laying in bed with an ocular migraine in my right eye, and (barely) saw the shirt and immediately thought of that "Nino" clip If nobody got me, I know Matt Rose got me

[@emyraldakaemy802]

ME TOOOOOOO I reference that clip to myself so much and I'm hella glad Matt included it when he read the shirt JSKSKZJSSN 😂

[@MintyArisato]

The absolute mental breakdown followed by FLOG is a great summary of my psyche on an average Tuesday night

[@2DNoodel]

Had one of those shirts from temu with a frog hood, i literally died from laughing. It said: „The Forg kssises the porncess“

[@MoultrieGeek]

The world needs more porncesses.

[@Fridelain]

The gostak distims the doshes.

[@kj123._.]

I have a frog sticker from temu that says "fage fde cqe cae" i am forever confused about it

[@Imlaor25]

I read that in Gollums voice

[@spooktspeek]

downside of temu : possibly Actual Spyware upside of temu: The Forg kssises the porncess

[@jaspersagem9469]

4:28 I like this shirt because they mispelled "winners" as "winers", implying that it's ok to complain about having to do something so long as you actually get it done.

[@SV5195R]

I think the T-shirt is trying to say that winners drink wine. But your interpretation fits better.

[@nessstarries6204]

​@@SV5195Rwhy do you think that

[@JG-vh1xc]

@@nessstarries6204I think because if it were about complaining it’d be “whiners” surely

[@ihyaakmal5995]

Yeah its WINErs not WHINErs

[@charliebasar9068]

They also capitalized EVERY letter except L in losers. This makes it seem like the dichotomy is between those who drink wine and those who iose.

[@ghost_fueled_scarecrow]

The little bunny with the "I want to" is so cute.

[@chaoticfroggo6852]

Right??? I kinda want that shirt now lmaoo 😭😭

[@Blackfedoraowner]

2:10 EMERGENCY FLOG SITUATION!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

[@susangrande8142]

Look out! Or it may come to, I’m Regret my Clam!

[@susangrande8142]

😂😂🤣🤣 These are all just too funny!!

[@OakholdC]

"Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies" is such a raw sentence though. relevant to today's circumstances, even

[@beachditz]

Me and my husband run to our television the moment you upload; today, we hung up on the grandkids for you.

[@Matt_Rose]

Excellent dedication 💪

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Priorities

[@TheBluetwo26]

That could be on a shirt 🤔

[@-roachperson-]

New shirt idea fr

[@DogCatLady2004]

My dyslexia did not read the 'we hung up on our grandkids' part correctly 💀.

[@azijer6268]

That guy in Jakarta had a full emotional breakdown on the shirt

[@LyricalApathy]

I had a dream last night where Matt uploaded twice in one day (once was at midnight and the video was really ominous) my unconscious mind was anticipating the joy of Matt rose Monday

[@nellefindlay]

I saw one in Spain that said “Don’t worry be mushroom”. Honestly I can appreciate the sentiment.

[@ram_stick_samurai]

I'd love to read "Harry Poster" "The cup of burn."

[@roachmaster69420]

there’s something about a British guy reading badly translated t-shirts that’s just peak entertainment

[@Aplusbii]

"A family poisoned by eating by eating a lemon... PIE" sounds like a news anchor forgetting his script

[@BubblesZest]

2:22 is actually a genius design. It's the sort of thing I'd buy if I really wanted to mess with people.

[@FirstnameLastname-jd4uq]

I love door

[@Catnippy7]

You can! It's by a dutch company who make all sorts of clothes like these, they're called t-shirt toko

[@kimwilliamsii2122]

5:55 I WASNT EXPECTING THE NINO CLIP FROM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES IM DECEASED 😂

[@Spurdospaerde692]

Caps lock, spelling errors, emojis? You're not deceased, you're diseased.

[@sugarandscenes1931]

my favourite shirt says "I set out, full of optimism, SPEED" and I think it encapsulates me pretty well

[@black_platypus]

01:21 This may be legit: "Stop copying me, you're not even doing it right". Clearly, that would be a copy not done right. I'm like 75% sure it's supposed to be like that

[@chickennuggetpaw]

Wait I think I love that shirt now- that’s actually so clever 😭

[@eclassiskandar8190]

Was looking for this comment

[@ФдФ]

actually though, why are the words on the shirts misspelled like that? even if they're badly translated using machine translation, that wouldn't happen, right?...

[@ActionYakPolice]

@фдф that would be the "you're not even doing it right" part

[@black_platypus]

@@ActionYakPolice That sums it up, I think

[@jackorseventhen8329]

Matt NEVER fails to make me giggle no matter how upside down the world seems to be. Much love from Palestine 🤍

[@That-VR-Guy123]

Matt Rose makes Mondays worth getting up for 😂😂

[@lukefriesenhahn8186]

Matt Rose Mondays should be a thing.

[@That-VR-Guy123]

@lukefriesenhahn8186 they are and that's why I now love Mondays

[@tastyl2356]

yeah i agree with the first guy he should start uploading on mondays too

[@smallrestart]

"Let your SMLE change the wopld" sounds especially funny when you know that SMLE is short for "Short, Magazine, Lee-Enfield", a classic British army bolt-action service rifle.

[@cassswindchime]

I had a therapist that had a sign in Japanese supposed to say “Emergency Exit” but the translation in English was “Panic Carefully” and honestly, I do panic carefully. edit: oh wow, 13 likes?! Thanks! Made my sleep deprived ass feel a bit better! Edit 2: 17?! THANKS! Edit 3: IM GONNA KILL A PIGEON WITH A PIGEON OMFG

[@abis9609]

This reminds me of the time when I did some work in Canada, especially in a predominantly first-generation Chinese area. We were having a gathering the the one day, and the one child (probably about 4 or 5 years old) had a shirt on that read: C E M E N T M I X E R

[@luvbug2079]

HELP WHAT

[@-roachperson-]

NOO Wht- 😭

[@VeryShrimple]

These T-shirts make me feel like I'm having a stroke

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

No stroke have you stroked hve strongk the you have no

[@noahclaycameron]

Yeah, they gave me the feeling that you were having a stroke too. Funny how that works isn't it.

[@ZTK.ZuesieKanz]

"I... Feeling me crumble and disappear" I understood that one all too well. 2:07 there's this, too, if you can decode it.

[@JeremyPhillips1981]

Sounds like a Metallicm record.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Do not all we do we feel to feel have at some point or another?

[@ZTK.ZuesieKanz]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit so true 😔

[@chriswest6988]

, Mr. Stark

[@ursamajor7]

i once bought a backstreet boys shirt for my mom. i didn't notice it said "Bakstreet Boys" until she pointed it out upon opening it 💀

[@A5PEN-W0LF]

"In life is not if you *NINE INCH NAILS* or lose is if you me spice"

[@IH8YELLOWFACE]

HONEY!! WAKE UP!! MATT ROSE POSTED!

[@Deadpersonpaws]

YIPPPEEEE

[@offthewallscrazy]

me every time

[@WSElC1WS]

REAL

[@GameCatastrophe]

MATT TOSE MONDAY

[@PUSHURT3MPRR]

BRACELETY PFP

[@Local_Menace]

My half Chinese friend has so much stuff that is so weird. Cus like us English speakers we get stuff in Chinese that’s like ‘Chicken leg’ but in Chinese. They have stuff like that in china in English. It’s so great to see how we are so alike but so different.

[@K4SP3RRRR]

6:25 potatoes bring inexplicable joy. No one can deny it.

[@KeaganKeagan-gk3op]

Agreed

[@poninefreak3321]

Potatoes are good 🥔❤

[@Oddmartian2]

"Nothing is unreadable" That should be the official tagline for this channel.

[@evala13]

Matt Rose is a gem. I was really sad for a while and when I watched this video today I laughed out loud for the first time in a while. I hope whoever is reading this has a wonderful day

[@Yoylekoso]

Ah yes, my favorite Harry Poster character & book, Scus Black & Harry Poster and The Orther or the Poster.

[@mareiles.haland6622]

I don't know what's so hard about the whale shirt, it clearly says "orca whale blue whale it's beluga to meet you"

[@Mistwolfss]

I think it was (orca) OK (whale) well it's (narwal) nice to meet you. The blue is just for decoration.😂

[@VarietyArc]

@@Mistwolfss but narwhals have horns, looks more like a porpoise or beluga to me

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

4:04 That’s impressive as hell.

[@Matt_Rose]

!etam sreehC

[@woofwoofbarkk]

@@Matt_Roselad near gave me a stroke

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

​@@Matt_RoseI can almost always read backwards just fine so why did the word "cheers" trip me up

[@Qaptyl]

kid amogus

[@jademonass2954]

5:10 i REALLY want that shirt now, it has this vague threat vibe to it that combines really well with a plushie

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

As a person with autism, OCD, anxiety, and a short attention span, I want all of these shirts. They all perfectly represent my mind.

[@GemstonePaint]

About two years of watching Matt Rose, and my birthday two days away. The best way to spend the upcoming days!! Keep It up, these are amazing videos!

[@olisa_hehe]

Yoo! Happy upcoming birthday! My birthday is on 26th, so we're in the same boat here :]

[@chillcreep4926]

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine was last week!

[@GemstonePaint]

@olisa_hehe Thats so cool! I've only seen a two people with the same so far! I wish you a good birthday on that wonderful day!

[@GemstonePaint]

@@chillcreep4926 I hope you had a splendid time! And thank you! I wish you happier birthdays in the upcoming future!

[@RHM087]

5:30 - Not expecting a Failboat reference (for those uninitiated, during his Kirby Planet Robobot playthrough, along with a debate on which Kirby characters would jaywalk, he had a running gag of a Waddle Doo repeatedly trying to attack Kirby, who is charging a super shot, with a just-out-of-range “Beam attack!” He later referenced the meme as “Cream attack!” when playing the online game Kirby’s Dream Buffet)

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

Real

[@playlikepig0550]

​​@@TheRealSuperKirby Super Kirby jumpscare. I have not seen your videos in a while, I should check up on your newer videos

[@danielsantoro6332]

I don't think Failboat owns the turm "Cream attack" 😅.

[@MrGiggles676]

oph I'LL GET HIM NXT TIME BEAM AATTAOH--- *sent to heaven*

[@hollytheanimalcrossingfan]

Another failboat fan, nice

[@Reurovision]

5:00 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[@3rdalbum]

The reveal at 6:36 is the greatest! Have you read a boot today? I've read a hundred boots.

[@the_magic_celery]

When I was in Japan I saw some incredible shirts such as: "Paris is a myth" "Drug stores: a name for a baby girl"

[@jonhoughton372]

"ART IS OVER! IF YOU WANT IT", glad I picked up on what that was actually meant to be!

[@ryan-anarchist-2535]

Idk if you know this, but that one is some kind of rip off of an actual clothing line, and is supposed to read "gender is over! If you want it"

[@MELLVe2008]

Someone: "This text is unreadable" Matt Rose: "Challenge accepted!!!"

[@augustaseptemberova5664]

5:10 .. if depression had a mascot

[@Aperson11028]

Me

[@akahelpwttubers]

Ngl i want to

[@coneheadsilly]

i absolutely lost it with the “W H I T E B E A R”

[@Fi6ment]

i cannot express this enough, but some of these shirts go so hard- i genuinely want them

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

2:55 Honestly I was down to cancel Monday, but then I realized Matt Rose uploads on Mondays, so I guess we gotta keep it.

[@PBJellyBoi]

0:50 that cake displays a level of dismay unable to be replicated by any living being

[@Pretzel.Pantry]

4:12 “Winers do what losers don’t want to do”

[@thatleniawolf]

If someone got me that T-Shirt that just says FLOG i woud unirionically be overjoied.

[@MdnghtEther]

1:10 omg did Mat Rows actually crack up a bit there? ik I shure did lol

[@AustinJackson-u7j]

i love mat rows

[@CHIL0RD]

To prove Matt’s confident statement at 4:46, I have signed the petition for ‘Matt Rose reads every piece of human literature over written in one sitting’.

[@theakstonfeckless1600]

4:20 Matt Rose enters the town of Twin Peaks

[@Theonly_z_Official]

We need some more Speech to text fails, they're so funny I can't stop laughing

[@VGamerStudios]

One time “I did” got speech-to-text failed to “Are you dead” ….Thanks Siri!

[@MahouShoujoNobue]

"Appreciate what you what, be are the what make appreciate you Dad."

[@xxIDontKnowxx]

I saw a shirt like that in Greece. It said "Basket Is Life. The Rest Is Mere Details." And in the corner, in tiny letters, it said "greece" I really wish I had gotten it lol

[@thehapagirl92]

There’s a Japanese channel I watch that is all about bengal cats and they sell shirts with the cats on them. Some of shirts say “I love my wife”, “We are good boys” and “I am king” lmao. And one of the cats is underneath. A random “I love my wife” shirt with a random bengal cat under it is something a Japanese person would wear unironically and they would be none the wiser

[@Cyan-bm6sz]

0:10 WHITE BEAR!! 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

[@-roachperson-]

W H I T E B E A R

[@Icey_FoxVB]

W H I T E B E A R

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

thats literally just a polar bear

[@MarshiDaCutie]

I recognise that PFP…

[@Cyan-bm6sz]

@@MarshiDaCutie ... ..- .--.

[@oliviaedits_Og]

I think my mum had a shirt when i was born that said “love bump, bum love ❤” 😍😍🤩🤩

[@blackqweenmars]

1:59 Aw, the factory worker just needed someone to vent to, so he used the shirt as a diary🥺

[@clearlieme]

Yesterday I was in Brisbane, QLD and saw someone wearing a shirt with a picture of a smurf and then just BUTTER written underneath taking up like a 3rd of the space

[@Cardinalt]

0:45 i desperately need the clown club shirt

[@Yoylecakezz]

Sameee

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

Clown club clown club!

[@sOWAcREAM2763]

We could make a clown club

[@SlyceCaik]

ME TOO

[@Yoylecakezz]

@@sOWAcREAM2763 SOWA CREAM!!

[@lucidart986]

“I…feeling me crumble and disappear” me when I try to do surfing

[@BoxOfToasters]

Me when I boast about being able to surf but then thanos snaps his fingers:

[@MintTheProtogen]

1:15 Not Matt breaking character here and laughing at the fucked up spelling. 💀

[@jouxlskaard]

need the one that’s just a pic of a stuffed bunny and “I WANT TO”

[@Bismuth83X]

"Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies?" Well, I guess if you were impoverished you'd learn pretty quick who in your life you could count on to support you when you needed it the most and who would just ditch you...

[@MadisonLi-pu9ee]

WE LEARNING ENGLISH THROUGH GOOGLE TRANSLATE ON SCHOOL COMPUTERS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@alexstuff21]

google translate is like a drunk old man, it can't do anything without falling over

[@Barakon]

6:52 I guess it was supposed to say “well nice to meet you

[@juliansandler6423]

Where's the “nice” part?

[@bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange]

Maybe it’s “it’s well to meet you” or “it’s swell to meet you”

[@noremac7216]

​@@juliansandler6423the animal at the bottom is a type of dolphin called a nise

[@DragonNexus]

"Im such a "look at the moon" person" is a legit mood.

[@wulfsbane4426]

I *just* fuggin' watched the Nino episode, and Mr. Rose jumpscares me again with the editing.