Rabbits Aren’t As Cute As You Think

[@fbichan9418]

It's hilarious how one guy single handedly destroyed reputations of the most loved animals alive while elevating the most hated animals.

[@unholyrat3909]

he was spittin facts about rats though, rats are the best

[@yuvrajsingh8960]

ive always new how great hyenas are, and I was so happy when he talked about them!

[@j0an-07-arc6]

Oh wait until he gets to dolphins haha I fucking hate dolphins

[@disarisumbrus4492]

"they'll go to war over a gym sock" are ferrets a common pet for goblins

[@justsomerat1493]

@@unholyrat3909 yes correct

[@MitoraNameisTaken]

This guy didn’t even need 1 minute to ruin a rabbit he just needed 10 seconds lol.

[@faxgirl4666]

Lmao but most people already know that ons fact

[@hazeldiez7778]

5 seconds that word is 'they eat each other'

[@dukeapplecore9401]

1:27 “ it’s because those claws are good for digging up food and digging out graves “ The moral of the story is don’t fuck with the ant-bear.

[@annikahill1]

"Calls"

[@dukeapplecore9401]

@@annikahill1 excuse my ignorance I can’t English even though I’m in an English honors 3 class.

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

Don't fuck with any bear

[@lcfishing859]

They got us in the first half not gonna lie

[@dukeapplecore9401]

@@lcfishing859 I love that meme.

[@endergamer7483]

Correct me if I am wrong: The reasons sharks don’t attack those who are menstruating is because period blood is just the uterine lining shedding and is chemically different than regular blood.

[@klltx2001]

Yup yup, not the same thing.

[@theaxolotlinthetoaster]

Makes sense because it smells 10x worse then normal blood

[@endergamer7483]

@@theaxolotlinthetoaster it definitely would have a different smell than blood.

[@alosialee]

I'm not sure this always applies. Case and point, the komodo dragon.

[@roseabee7503]

@@alosialee So fun fact, in recent years, it has been discovered the Komodo Dragon doesn't actually have bacteria infested saliva, it's actually venomous.

[@weasel1822]

The carrot thing is actually real and serious for rabbits tho. We had a lady at the pet store I worked at accidentally murk her baby bunny by feeding it nothing but fruits and veggies in ONE WEEK of purchasing it and she came back crying her eyes out.

[@lachlansisson8619]

Clearly she wasnt ready for a rabbit holy hell

[@birb2197]

This is why you should do research on a pet you’re about to get

[@tinybird2413]

@@birb2197 I wish more people did this!

[@ak.a4610]

What does murk mean

[@birb2197]

@@ak.a4610 killed, i thiink

[@norb3695]

"Hyenas will seek out the friends of their friends to make new friends" When an animal has a better social life than you

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

You’ll get there in time. Hang in there, bro.

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

@@baileyt2249 not if you’re a hyena there isn’t lmao

[@Saffari-h6o]

@@thatkidwiththehoodie actually there is. The highest rankining male to the lower ranking female.

[@ezraf.7759]

They arent burdened with the shortcomings that modern society puts on humans, so of course they do

[@Ienjoywholewheatbread]

😆😄😅🤣😂

[@luckizodak]

Meanwhile in a alternative reality: “Humans aren’t as cute as you think”

[@thelasttimeishoweredwas4367]

Lol we arent

[@JustaDislikeButton]

@@thelasttimeishoweredwas4367 what you mean? I'm cute

[@sunnistar7627]

@@JustaDislikeButton i dont know man, like buttons arent cute

[@JustaDislikeButton]

@@sunnistar7627 😢

[@Ego-Fiend]

We're are honestly the most fucked up monstrosity that ever spawned to nature

[@DJ_Mystic]

My sister has a pet axolotl. Her mother-in-law hooked her up. When she first got it, she considered naming it "Echo", but now she just calls it "Fish".

[@neilclerk2579]

"Hyenas will seek out the friends of their friends to make new friends" Well goddamn if that ain't the most precious thing

[@thekindlykobold]

Also though one thing about hyenas is that their Hierarchy is super sad. Females' lifespan is almost double a male's as they are harassed and abused by the females. Female hyenas even have a faux peen to help with that abuse, and the males are basically only used for reproduction.

[@lobotomy_p0p801]

@Ayesha Depay how do you think that's awesome??

[@SprinkleMyDoughnuts]

@@thekindlykobold In other species, the females got the shorter end of the stick. So knowing that it's reversed with Hyenas, is quite intresting.

[@slenderhatesmillennials195]

@@SprinkleMyDoughnuts you clearly have not researched what life is like for the vast majority of male bug species and various species of fish.

[@SprinkleMyDoughnuts]

@@slenderhatesmillennials195 Have I ever specified that I was referring to fish or insects? No I did not. With 'other species' I was merely using it loosely to refer to certain species where this is the case and not all of them so sit down.

[@Wolf_Operations]

Fun fact: when an Australian sent the British a platypus and they thought they sent him a rat with a duck bill sewn on

[@L.a.77]

😂 poor platypus

[@Wolf_Operations]

@@L.a.77 THat would be a strange convo don't you think

[@L.a.77]

@@Wolf_Operations very

[@only1progamer858]

@@Wolf_Operations “So um…it seems that you sent us a rat with a duck bill sewn on?” “Oh no sir, that duck bill came with the rat.” “What The *Bleep*-“

[@Wolf_Operations]

@@only1progamer858 lol

[@theplaguegamer6216]

True Fact: in African mythology their version of the werewolf myth is the werehyena but they are hyenas that turn into people

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

Cool 😁

[@haremking7256]

There is no African mythology,mention the country or the tribe dumbass

[@ludotau9077]

@@haremking7256 maybe is wild spread enough in many tribes and countries

[@zanetapenny8388]

@@ludotau9077 It isn't. I'm African and have lived/visited several African countries and I've never heard of it. Would be nice to know what tribe/region it's from.

[@KELOPHE]

@@zanetapenny8388 yeah same

[@thetowerstillstands]

Very proud of you. You've accomplished a _lot_ through social media and taught so many.

[@notsurewhattonamethis4617]

Human baby: *kicks* Mom: aww how cute! Baby rabbit: *also kicks* Mother Rabbit: *so you have chosen death*

[@Surfermario]

Mother rabbit: whats another night? I can make more. Think mark, think! What will you have if you scare me? Baby rabbit mark: I'd have you mom.

[@jjang.katsumi.1495]

@@Surfermario 😂

[@delanovanraalte3186]

If an rabbit annoys his mother to much it gets eaten and the strongest get the food first

[@vanielgodfrey9049]

@@Surfermario Woow lol

[@cherellevanhanegin3799]

This isn't actually true if a baby bunny annoys it's mom it gets kicked not eaten I'm sure wild rabbits do that though not domestic rabbits

[@Bugermanchi]

Me: aww that's cute Hood nature : well actually

[@Justadeerthatgames]

@Its_me that's food? nvm i just got to the part

[@Bugermanchi]

@Its_me actually it was nature hood at first then edited. I think it's because nature hood is easier to think of than hood nature

[@zawuorudo4049]

@Its_me whts his Tik tok

[@zawuorudo4049]

@Its_me ty

[@cam65941]

Atleast rabbits don't murk ppl

[@bobthedopeman7327]

My sister had 4 ferrets at one point. They all had their own personalities it was crazy. When she gave them treats they would all line up and stand on their hind legs. The girls, Zoey and Momo, and one of the boys, Oppa, eat their treats right off rip. The other boy, Zues, would take the opportunity while the other 3 were distracted to run to his secret cubby hole he had behind an entertainment center. He had damn near every treat he was ever given and countless other things he was able to steal and drag back there. Dude was devious.

[@orinaoz8686]

le avatar reference for oppa (appa) and momo

[@giampaolomannucci8281]

"They all had their own personalities it was crazy" What's crazy? That living creatures develop different personalities? Fucking hell you must be an infant

[@sorroren2711]

@@giampaolomannucci8281 😐

[@giampaolomannucci8281]

@r33mote fuck that shit, I do me, you do you, alright?

[@giampaolomannucci8281]

@r33mote I don't need luck, bitch

[@lauram3115]

This is by far the best nature channel on KZbin. He needs his own Netflix show! Love this guy!!! 😆❤️

[@JJ-1866]

The carrot thing reminded me of a sign that said to not give bread to the ducks because it is not part of their diet, it makes them think they're full, and they don't eat right/starve. Instead, you can give them pond weeds or seeds among other things like insects or amphibians which I don't think anyone would be casually carrying with them.

[@Aliandrin]

You can give ducks bread and it's fine especially if the ducks are used to it.

[@JJ-1866]

@@Aliandrin look it up, it actually does more harm than good. I had no idea too, I just recently found out.

[@ahrima]

^ for everyone who's curious, i googled it my areas result: 'Bread is often a favourite choice for feeding ducks, and a recent Queensland study found that people fed ducks an average of 4.9 slices of bread per feeding session. Bread is like fast food for ducks, of little nutritional value, and can make them sick.' overall website result not from my area: 'Yes, the ducks are cute, but giving them bread can cause health problems and negatively impact their environment. Bread is high in carbohydrates and has little nutritional value for ducks, which require varied diets to live healthy lives, says Kristin Norris, a veterinary technician at VCA Bridgeport Animal Hospital.'

[@Concerned_Custodian]

@@JJ-1866 I'd rather do harm to those murder rape gangbangers than good, to be fair. (Just a joke I don't want to murk ducks.)

[@kaldurskipper6821]

I would love to see someone just go by a pond one day by on coincidence saying, "Oh, good thing I brought my pond weeds with me today."😄🤣

[@kyuuneos414]

I've actually met a giant anteater. I was a child at the time and was terrified, but my family gave it beer and it left peacefully.

[@argo9721]

🗿

[@JustaDislikeButton]

@@2isthebestnumber99 wait a minute

[@adayg8367]

LMFAOOOOO

[@mill4318]

@@JustaDislikeButton Something ain't right

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

Honestly i dont know what i would do in that situation so i dont blame your family for ruffi'ng him

[@Nah_id_win_883]

Me everytime when i disscouver that my favourite animals are actually demon spawn: at least the babies are cute.

[@jersonspie3438]

Fun fact especially for you then! Baby snakes are actually worse than grown snakes because unlike normal snakes who will only inject you with a little bit of venom to incapacitate you baby's dont know how to hold back so they'll inject you with all of it killing you much quicker

[@DaijiSann__]

@@jersonspie3438 hey at least the agony is shorter

[@roninsanimations6231]

@@DaijiSann__ Lol

[@asquri5959]

@@jersonspie3438 But that depends on the type of snake, not every single snake are venomous.

[@Moroha-m]

*disscouver Never see seen a word so butchered before

[@johnschmitt5259]

His use of descriptive metaphors is absolutely hilarious! Every time I watch a new story he sneaks a new one in. And btw I've borrowed several already. I'll be using "his head and body will get divorced " thank you and keep it coming!

[@scribble71891]

I love his blank stare after he talks about someone having a ferret in their pants for 5 hours plus.

[@HideFromIt]

Nvm don’t explain

[@bubblesnblossom5233]

My legit reaction too after hearing that! Brain wtf'd, then rebooted 😂

[@glenfoxh]

Makes me wonder how many women have tried it, or if that's just a guy thing? One of a few thing that makes me wonder is, seeing a video some time ago, where a little girl loved to put frogs in her diaper, many all at one time. This fascination may not have died as she got older, and I have no doubt she's not the only one who has done such in their lifetime.

[@kamareecole7859]

What gender had a ferret in their pants

[@plumpo4047]

@Yana Milenova probably some horrible form of CBT

[@ballaaaaaa]

This guy is simultaneously my favorite and my most hated person on youtube right now

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

Lol why he ruining animals for you

[@vaquishers]

@@Yahirplaysminecraft he ruined vanilla for me

[@darylgreer5184]

@@Yahirplaysminecraft he ruined peanut butter

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

@@vaquishers he said it pretty much never happens

[@jaredsciguy1634]

My "most hated" is that fukin man soap guy, clever marketing, but if I see him irl I might swing on sight

[@jackie1955]

I met and petted a giant Anteater at an outdoor traveling petting zoo around 1981. It was at a mall that I was working at. During my lunch break I went out to check out the zoo. There were the usual goats, a donkey, a pony, etc., but this one pen had a giant Anteater. It was sort of walking around the pen, and the wire pen was short enough that I could reach over it and pet the Anteater as it walked past me. I was surprised at how coarse it's fur was...it was literally exactly like petting a broom. I was about 21 years old at the time, and I can still feel what petting it felt like, to this day. It was a very cool experience. That being said, I also remember looking at those claws and thinking "wow, no wonder they can tear apart mounds", but it never occurred to me at the time that an anteater could ever tear apart a person. That wasn't something I learned until years later. So not only do I feel lucky to have actually petted an anteater, I kind of feel really lucky to still be around to tell the story!

[@RockinEnabled]

are there actually any humans suffered from an anteater attack?

[@Ienjoywholewheatbread]

Word..

[@Ienjoywholewheatbread]

@@RockinEnabled Not that I knw but, it is well known that they do.

[@sidraMPatty]

I imagine u must have been standing still as it came by and u only reached out to pet it after its face (therefore its eyes) couldn't see you, right? If I was listening correctly, anteaters have crappy eyesight so because you weren't moving it didnt notice you? Am I right? Or maybe this particular anteater was raised by people and was used to them? But geezus, that's pretty reckless to have an animal with monster claws at a petting zoo

[@ramieliocc]

I once petted a zebra. Do I need to explain. Also, nice! I am too scared and angry at anteaters for existing to actually pet them.

[@hellcritter6668]

YES HYENAS DESERVE SO MUCH MORE LOVE THANK YOU

[@primrosevale1995]

Bugs' carrot chomping is actually a reference to 1934's _It Happened One Night,_ where Clark Gable plays a character named Peter Warne, who in one scene, eats a carrot while leaning against a fence and talking with his mouth full. He also refers to another character as "Doc." Rabbits are associated with carrots due to Clark Gable satire.

[@jimbobeire]

Thanks for the info.

[@LunarEleven]

And now people with pet rabbits are giving their little fluffs diabetes. Just people who refuse to research, so in other words, most of them.

[@thineevee7345]

Ok

[@reneerodriguez7368]

Such a badass movie too.

[@amandylyn3881]

And the dude who voiced bugs bunny was allergic to carrots so he had to spit them out right after biting it

[@blobbyfishman5524]

the bull one is actually really said. bulls are social creatures, so bulls that live in packs aren’t so aggressive. but when it’s been deprived of any communication with other bulls and sees something moving it triggers it to go crazy STOP BLAMING SPAIN. Spain isnt the only country with bull fighting. and not everyone in spain owns a bull fighting ring.

[@RowanWarren78]

I don't know why it's still legal anywhere.

[@blobbyfishman5524]

@@RowanWarren78 same reason why we have so many endangered species. humans as a whole are a self destructive species, and take everything down with it

[@RowanWarren78]

@@blobbyfishman5524 so true

[@4Curses]

@@RowanWarren78 Its spain. You know...Spain. TrAdItIoN and ChUrCh. They hate doing something against their unemployment rate and rather kill bulls to distract the mob.

[@RowanWarren78]

@@4Curses sad, tragic honestly

[@sheebeebug]

Him: “Rabbits aren’t as cute as you think” Me went from owning 2 rabbits to about 100 in 6 months: “Understandable.”

[@Not._.R4n0uthe]

Same

[@esthercho6249]

oooo what happened next?

[@nooby_face8619]

@@esthercho6249 i suppose they all got eaten eighter by humans or their mother

[@nooby_face8619]

nature is fun

[@syrenakel7807]

Wow😍

[@Cowboy_Carter06]

Lions’ whole demeanor is what makes them royalty. The saying “fake it till you make it” has never been more true. Lol They are definitely my favorite animal.

[@wispxrs3344]

Also, Rabbits will sleep with their eyes open, and scare the CRAP out of you. Sometimes, their eyes roll back into their heads and it’ll look like they’re dead!

[@samfoulks2921]

Guinea pigs can do this too!

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

At least they're cute looking...

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

At least the babies are cute!

[@suugiart]

Sometimes I like to just sit beside my rabbit and it'll take me too long to realize he's sleeping. And then I'm scared to move because I don't wanna bother him.

[@wispxrs3344]

@@suugiart Same!!! My bunny gets pissed if I wake him up lol!

[@dharmeshmistry342]

“Goose Ferret” is actually a really accurate description of a Platypus.

[@anonymousfellow8879]

I have a mutual who uses that as their username-I now understand where it comes from (sorta; I at least know it’s apparently a thing)

[@takitampolaczek8677]

Pery the platapus?

[@darkerdaemon7794]

I would say beaver goose would be more accurate.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@takitampolaczek8677 I don't see any hat.

[@alexanderfreeman-rodin9921]

I was gonna say duck-beaver

[@hayhay509]

the bug bunny thing always reminds me that the original intent of bugs eating carrots was to suggest they weren't good for him since he carried them around in a cigar box, treated them like cigars, and the character/person who influenced his "eeeeh whats up doc?" was iconic for smoking cigars. but people misunderstood it, just like they misunderstood bugs calling the hunter a moron- cause he was referring to a "historic tribe" of great hunters that were common knowledge at the time (or something), essentially pulling a Mark Anthony and using a grand title to belittle the hunter- but people who didn't know what a moron was thought it meant "stupid".

[@heraldofoblivion499]

@@okaeT Tbf, nimrod built the tower of bable. So he's kinda a fucking dumbass anyway

[@The-Plaguefellow]

@@okaeT The word you were looking for was "Maroon" Which were a community of self-liberated slaves that occupied the interior of Jamaica in their resistance against the British.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

This Channel here is entertaining af, but dont stop here. So many others on youtube entertain with crazyness. Most of all Science-Channel and Atheist-Channel, like Sci Man Dan, Oversimplified, but also 'harder Science like Professor Dave doesnt need you to have a Giga-Big-Brain to enjoy.

[@theworldsworstmeandude]

@@loturzelrestaurant i- whut

[@Torthrodhel]

This thread is collecting a list of misunderstood idiot-words! Which one is true? Who knows? Maybe they all are. But until we find out, just keep adding more-on. :P

[@Fuzz82]

I had a pet rabbit who didn't even like carrots. He always took a few small bites and then, meh..... And he wasn't afraid to dish out a flying roundhouse kick or a headbutt when you did something he didn't like. But other than this, still very cute.

[@cakeleighh2536]

I can add a few things for the Axolotl and bunny. Bunnies have to eat their own poop cuz they’re hind-gut fermentors, meaning their process of breaking down their food before they absorb it is right before they poop. Meaning that they have to actually eat it again to absorb it into their body. The poop that’s meant to be eaten is more liquid-y, compared to the singular pellets, and it’s all bunched together. Therefore if you have a rabbit and your cleaning out the pen and you see this poop, don’t clean it up. People who too thoroughly clean their rabbit’s cage can starve their own rabbit. However, if you leave it be, and it’s still there in a few hours, then it’s better to clean it up as the rabbit’s had their chance and hasn’t eaten it. If that’s the case though, be sure to keep an eye out on the rabbit’s health and look for any symptoms of lethargy, or more resistance to eat, as it may indicate health problems. For Axolotls, idk he didn’t state this, but they stay in their premature states because it allows them to use embryonic stem cells. This is what allows them to grow back basically anything on their body, however, the new part may not be as affective the second time-or third time- around. For example, if an Axolotl lost their limb, it will grow back but it may be a bit shorter than the it’s previous limb. As for why they’re critically endangered but still in the pet trade, although hunters are a problem in the wild, the major problem in their only habitat has polluted water and invasive fish. This means that even with reintroduction programs, the waters will continue to kill the axolotls. This is why they’re still being sold as pets, because it keeps their population numbers up and away from extinction, meanwhile people are working to get the lakes habitable once again, and then reintroduction programs can be effective. If axolotls could sustainably live in their natural environment, I think CITES would be a bit more strict on Axolotls in the pet trade. This being said, don’t ever impulsively buy an axolotl (that goes for any fish really), as their needs are very specialised and even very experienced owners had troubles keeping them. I’m a level 3 animal management student, hi, and we learn quite a bit about the husbandry/biology of common pet animals, like rabbits. But for my exotics assignment I did axolotls since it was about conservation, husbandry, and pet trade, and the axolotl is a very special case. I hope anyone who reads this just knows a tad bit more now. ☺️

[@sarahzahira7432]

You should work with Nature Hood🤯😳👏👏👏👏

[@leviismyoppa967]

Thanks bruh.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Axolotls are amphibians, not fish.

[@lunanova369]

I could read your animal facts all day! Do you have a social media where you share cool animal facts? I really enjoyed reading what you wrote and found it fascinating.

[@cakeleighh2536]

@@lunanova369 I don’t think my reply worked so imma just do another one. Basically, all my social media accounts are normally to do with my art, however, I have one new tumblr blog that’s dedicated to the birds of prey I work with. It’s purpose is for art references, but I do want to be informative too. You can find it on tumblr if you type in “Borbsofprey”. (Yes, bird spelt as borb.) feel free to ask me questions about any animals, but I’m better with birds of prey. Even so, I’ll try to answer everything to the best of my ability. 😁

[@frozenbinarystudio]

So Axolotl is a Pokemon. In order to evolve it you need an Iodine Stone.

[@acausalwoopersimp2870]

Yes and its name is..... WOOPER!

[@SSS-AL]

POKÉMON IS REAL

[@FalcoNat]

Now you’ll need an Iodine Stone to evolve Wooper into Quagsire.

[@Eminster]

@@FalcoNat quagsire is more of a giant salamander

[@vonlouisdiaz6131]

@@Eminster Mudkip is the one a lot more similar to Axolotl

[@ekaj_youtube]

I've had 8 rabbits over the course of my life and I can say, He's right, they'll even "do the deed" to most things fluffy, teddys, clothes.

[@roseabee7503]

Chickens. I had to chase a wild hare away from my laying hens because he wouldn't stop trying to mount them while they were on their eggs.

[@stephanginther9051]

I learned something pretty cool about a year ago. I was killing time in a store while waiting a but in a store with a moose head on display. I asked outloud, just talking to myself really and not expecting an answer, 'I wonder why no one ever domesticated moose.' The owner of the store said, 'Oh people tried.' He went on to say that a lot of attempts were made in the 1800's but too many people died. He said that like most animals, they can be tamed if gotten young, and even teaching them to be ridden wasn't an issue. The problem was that unlike horses, mooses instincts to panic were too strong. Moose would panic whenever something unfamiliar happened suddenly. Even something as small as hearing a loud noise. When moose panic, they flail their heads wildly and attack anything unfamiliar in sight. Oh and like anteaters, moose do not see very well. Many, many people were mauled and/or trampled by their moose after being thrown. The effort was eventually abandoned.

[@tessat338]

There was a move in the 1800s to introduce hippos into the Louisiana Bayous as an "easily domesticated meat source." The civil war ended the legislative effort to make this a reality.

[@truth4004]

Thankfully for them. They wouldn't be happy being treated like horses. Horses hate it too. No one wants to be forced into slavery.

[@garethbaus5471]

A pre domestication horse would probably be significantly more likely to panic as well, a significant part of what domestication usually does is breeding the least nervous animals so you get more predictable easy to control children.

[@Skeloperch]

@@garethbaus5471 The issue is that if a horse chimps out, it's not nearly as dangerous as if a moose chimps out. Meese will obliterate even Zambonis for riding dirty in their hood.

[@Torthrodhel]

@@truth4004 I've always wondered about that. It doesn't seem like a great life for a horse, but I never knew much about horses, but I could never just accept it because it just, well it seemed a bit off. Especially like, when they were used in war or nowadays for policing? Like... that's just horrible leave them alone. You have guns, you have cars, what do you need to be putting a horse in danger for.

[@jele38]

"if a grizzly bare slap the neck of a gorilla his head and body be going through a divorce" that shit had me WEAK BROO

[@josephschultz3301]

That dead-eyed stare after the world record for "Ferret in Your Pants" is just perfect, yo.

[@SimKittyBuilder]

But like who how and why did this cause I have way to many questions

[@josephschultz3301]

@@SimKittyBuilder I guarantee that there are no satisfying answers to those questions xD

[@Sam-iy1nt]

Like, deal with it!🤣🤣🤣

[@jadedmonk7001]

Ferret in yo pants and flava in yo ear😅

[@derpasoruswrecks2773]

He looks more like hes demanding some kind of satisfactory answer but KNOWS none exist

[@frankieking3133]

rabbits are the actual demons of earth. 0:55 just like quagmire.

[@MOUNTAIN-098]

Lol that's creepy though

[@MOUNTAIN-098]

@BassFaun36YT 🤣😭

[@AxelWedstar411]

Harley Quinn having a pet hyena just got more plausible.

[@DnDM-]

2 pet hyenas

[@bec1.618]

It’s brilliant cause as someone who’d done psychology she’d probably know all that about them 😂

[@djantouahmed7319]

@@bec1.618 but did she study animal behaviour?

[@bec1.618]

@@djantouahmed7319 quite possibly. Even just in year 11 psych we studied animal tendencies as well as humans; I believe that’s where I first learnt about hyenas

[@djantouahmed7319]

@@bec1.618 I learn about them, via animals' documentaries.

[@ColaKitty9595]

Bugs bunny's carrot habit was a OLD reference to a celebrity who's been dead so long the connection is lost

[@laurencarolina636]

Yes, Clark Gable.

[@breaddddd1]

"I'm not even gonna argue this.Y'all are the same people that thought Kong had a chance against an atomic flamethrower with armor" and even with plot armor Kong lost lol.

[@-TheUnkownUser]

#TeamGodzilla since i was a child lol...

[@CircusFoxxo]

@@-TheUnkownUser hell yeah brother

[@thunderee6780]

I like kong but dis is true. Team gojira :D

[@spiralheadshot5543]

Team Godzilla

[@rompevuevitos222]

Anyone who saw both movies know the truth Godzilla razed a city to the ground, King Kong got iced by a plane older than your grandma

[@cassandralyris4918]

Damn, the friendship between Arthur and Buster sure seems different now...

[@roseabee7503]

And why there seems to be so many rabbit characters in the series more than any other animal.

[@xanderdoss5665]

"Cosby the corpse" is the best thing ive ever heard

[@unchained8491]

I’d say worst thing I heard.

[@BackBeater]

Ew

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@BackBeater ikr

[@lynxii3234]

i didnt even know what it meant till i saw the video uh-

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

@@lynxii3234 For context, Bill Cosby (comedian) was charged for multiple rapes by drugging women unconscious...

[@Kami-mk7tu]

Axelottl 1: *accidently eats Legg of axelottl 2* Ow sorry man Axelottl 2: no prob, will grow back

[@Ziixie]

I am this close to making a spelling correction but I also wanna laugh

[@feleami]

@@Ziixie 😂

[@feleami]

@@Ziixie -t

[@kurushimee]

@@Ziixie I'm in pain actually

[@lion_5542]

This comment is better because of the misspellings imo. /pos

[@you9344]

I wish more people knew that fact about dogs so it would be easier to tell them about how colorblindness works. So annoying people holding stuff in my face and saying "what color is this"

[@Hannah57293]

hope u tell those dumb mfs that the color is "insensitive and annoying"

[@thrackerzodthefandomnerd4267]

I met a guy who couldn't see blue, which meant anything blue appeared very light purple

[@blahface240]

Damn people actual do that to colorblind people? I feel sorry for y'all then, having to deal with annoying ignorant ass people.

[@you9344]

@@blahface240 yeah it sucks. At least I have friends who understand and some people understand how colorblindness works.

[@Chualland]

I have found it weird that dog toys are often vibrant colors, especially in ranges dogs are not good at telling the difference.

[@agirlandherdog98]

FYI on wild rabbits: all of them (at least in the US) are brown and smaller than a typical domestic rabbit. If you see a rabbit with other coloring (or even sometimes a brown rabbit) it is likely a domestic rabbit. In this case, it's best to call a rabbit rescue so they can wrangle the rabbit. The coloring of some domestic buns (like white) also prevents them from camouflaging thus sticking out to a predator strolling by. Additionally, domestic rabbits don't really have the survival skills of a wild rabbit.

[@ghostofrhys]

I had a pet bunny and when I casually explained to my cousin's 6 year old kid that bunnies have to eat their own poop it definitely looked like I ruined bunnies for him lol. Also (not sure if he'll mention this in the video but) the poop rabbits eat is different from their regular poops. They're called cecotropes and they're more like tiny clusters of smelly grapes. Regular rabbit poop looks like forbidden cocoa puffs.

[@truth4004]

LOL

[@PsychorGames]

Forbidden Cocoa Puffs is the name of my hair metal band.

[@leshyaedawnfire]

I had a rabbit too. I heard the edible poop is also called "Night Droppings".

[@slwrabbits]

Cecotropes are delicious to rabbits! .... but not to humans.

[@markwright3161]

@@slwrabbits Sell it as 'mammal caviar' and it won't matter that it doesn't taste nice :)

[@luci_datum]

I once saved a baby bird that fell from the nest It was a grackle and it had fallen at least one story from the roof of a home depot. I watched people pass it by, glancing at it or ignoring it. I stepped in to check on it while an entire flock of the fuckers surrounded me, anxiously hopping about on their perches. It was alive, just stunned, and strikingly had no broken bones. It was in severe shock so I went to the store nearby, got some cat food and warm water, soaked said food and let the grackle eat that while I gave it a sponge bath to remove the mites all over the poor thing. After all of that I had an employee return the baby to as high as we could manage, on top of a palate, and the birds eventually picked it up and returned it to the nest. Fun day.

[@dustinb1070]

It's an awesome feeling ain't it? I regularly help sea birds with fishing tackle stuck on them. The pelicans will walk up to me and let me help them. All the other birds fight me like their life depends on it. 90% of the public looks at me like I'm crazy for doing it.

[@inertiaking1]

Grackle is an odd name for a bird.

[@jonsohan1954]

For some reason I felt the others would consume the birbo because you touched it

[@luci_datum]

@@jonsohan1954 common misconception, but no, birds won't just deny their baby because a person touched it. Bad sense of smell and all that. Just don't compromise the nest and you're set

[@komrade223]

Thank you for helping a little bird. I do tree work and on occasion we cut down trees with nests. It is always heart breaking and we try to place any babies somewhere safe for their parents. My boss was even contracted to climb trees to check for hawk nests and eggs before an interstate intersection was put it. He told me he found eggs once, and momma was making her distaste known with screeches as he was taking a photo. Thankfully, him finding those eggs kept the construction from going through until they left the nest. Yes, a multi million dollar interstate project was rescheduled because of Red Tailed Hawk eggs.

[@haydenanderson2228]

Ever since I’ve watched hood nature I’ve been a god at animal based lessons in school and everyone is like “wtf how do know all that”

[@darthfilms3213]

Same

[@TheGamerClown]

Same

[@brendanyuki1059]

ITS A CURSE TO EVERY TIME WE HAVE A ANIMAL BASED PROJECT THEY ALWAYS ASK ME CAUSE I AM KNOWN AS THE “ANIMAL GUY”

[@geekymetalhead5112]

He's not the only one cursed with knowledge

[@darthfilms3213]

@@geekymetalhead5112 yeah well, My only curse is being called Animal dude

[@filippofittipaldi8050]

Love his delivery and his animal facts. Hilarious comments too. I had no idea I needed this channel. 👍

[@CrasherHasCrashed]

Everyone who watched Monty Python knew rabbits aren't just cute

[@Flash4ML]

“It *is* the rabbit!”

[@NoNameTaken117]

I mean what can a white rabbit do? Strike my neck and kill me?

[@thevillageidiot_the_room]

yes

[@mj_jm4336]

@@NoNameTaken117 watch out what you wish or say because it might become real

[@Master-yodas]

Where is it is it behind the rabbit?

[@Aitomy]

"Rabbits are herbivores" Rabbits eating their offsprings alive and their very poop ANYWAY

[@jaydee6574]

I mean, their poop are basically just fiber and badly digested plants so the poop part doesn't cancel the herbivore...the babies however...

[@phatlewt2932]

@@jaydee6574 what if the poop are the babies

[@kayleighbrown459]

Technically, very few animals are entirely herbivores.

[@Ritsuemaru]

Obligate herbivores are actually extremely rare in nature. Deer will eat meat if given the chance.

[@ColaCat2001]

@@Ritsuemaru I was about to say this, there's a video of a deer eating a live bird without the graphic detail

[@nobody482]

When my pet ferret died we waited for his body to go cold and for rigor mortis to set in before burying him just to be sure he wasn't still alive.

[@ixia8062]

@Jonny boy oh you strange child you

[@ixia8062]

@Jonny boy are you asking why i called you strange or a different why?

[@ixia8062]

@Jonny boy wow you totally just mildly inconvenienced them and their deck like that?

[@ixia8062]

@Jonny boy yeah that poor deck got dead animal on it How could you be so mean to that deck?

[@vismattress5760]

@Jonny boy and there the dork goes making it political somehow

[@coyote311]

I noticed this is the first time you have ever even brought up a salamander in one of your videos. Any chance of covering them in an upcoming one? They seem like they could be full of interesting facts! Plus they are just so darn cute!

[@kateclark2262]

Just wanted to say that bunnies actually growl. I found out that most people don't know this so I thought id share it. (by the way, my bunny's name is cinnamon!)

[@beanvasquez4531]

I had one his name was big chunges but my cat chased it away

[@someonethatdoessomething6224]

You didnt tell me were having cinnamon pie tonight

[@Tikiri266]

Yeah i had one but my mom didnt like it being in my room so she tried to shoo him away withba broom cuz he was way to heavy to pick up and he growld at her

[@aperson6562]

@@beanvasquez4531 bruh, you called your rabbit big chungus🤣

[@beanvasquez4531]

@@aperson6562 yes he/she i named big chungus

[@sharkstriker1]

As someone who owns and raises rabbits I can confirm. They are miniature Satan horses. Also there’s that. They’re roughly related to horses and have the same GI tract, meaning that they can die of colic (stasis) in the same way that a horse can. Cecal fermenters. Fun times. Another fun fact; some are so territorial that they’ll try to fight rabbits of the same gender to the death. They’re weird little buggers.

[@l.fraser9465]

Also, the helicopter peeing thing - I had male rabbits that used to jump, spin and pee all in one go when they were being territorial and it stunk!!!

[@kikulele]

So my fear of rabbits is justified

[@sharkstriker1]

@@kikulele lmfaoooo yeah they’re chaotic little bastards.

[@3X3LR8]

holy shit

[@l.fraser9465]

@@kikulele maybe a little :-D

[@luinornut6122]

As a rabbit owner , none of that surprises me . Also , they prefer bananas over carrots ANY DAY ! But don't feed them too much of it of course .

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

God, my fucking rabbits (yes, as a verb and as an adjective) somehow learned how to escape their cages, went to my mom's garden and ate EVERYTHING. My mum used to have orchids, roses, and I don't know how many other plants, but only dirt and round shits were left... Then a bunch of the idiots entered the kitchen and somehow ate the FRUIT, some mangos, guavas, and of course, bananas... It actually surprised me, because I assumed that they just liked plants and vegetables... For some reason. THEN one of the idiots got trapped on a rat trap, and nearly fucking died, but we managed to get it out scared, but unharmed... *THEN* some of the idiots got chased by our dogs and also nearly fucking died. One of the idiots tried to commit suicide by chewing on its own fur, but we stopped it. And that happened on a SINGLE night!! Luckily, the dogs woke us up and we could catch all of them. After that, my mum got desperate and gave away all the rabbits. Funny enough, the plants flourished really well after a couple of months, thanks to, I assume, the copious amounts of rabbit shit...

[@raaziatabassum]

@@DonVigaDeFierro that sounds like a new animated movie 🎥😂

[@lecafarddelinternet]

@@DonVigaDeFierro Holy shit, Rabbids are real.

[@keylimecat1982]

My rabbit won’t even touch carrots. But whooooo boy does she love dandelions

[@luinornut6122]

@@keylimecat1982 yep! rabbits can be picky as hell! my current rabbit didn’t eat carrots till she turned 5 and she still won’t try lettuce or blueberries

[@gwyn9846]

I'm chiming in! Everything this young man said about rabbits- YES! I have an English Mastiff named Beauregarde. He is a giant! He has a 60" neck circumference. A 75" chest. He weighed 265 lbs...until...I decided to get him a little companion in the form of a brown Holland Lop bunny. His name started out as Cinnamon Bun. In the past two years, he quickly established full dominance of the second floor of our townhouse. At first, he made it clear that his street name was to be Thugz Bunny but we have to call him Horus. Beauregarde is down to 125 lbs and has gone gray. He takes heart medication now. I am being held on the second floor hallway by Horus for the purposes of cleaning his castle, grooming him and petting him constantly. He continues to r a p e a stuffed pillow and there is defecation everywhere!! He must constantly have fresh hay, fresh water, fresh green kale and banana chips. I can't say anything more. I think he hears everything I do and say. He's vicious!! Do NOT think for a single moment that they are harmless!!! 🐰 😢 🐰 😨 🐰 🙏 🐰

[@taylorhillard4868]

6:03 "They glow in the dark, because of course they do" God the delivery on this killed me.

[@BonesCapone]

The one on bear speed prompted a thought: it's not that all other predators are surprisingly fast, it's that humans are likely the slowest predators on earth. We compensate in two methods: throwing and distance. No animal has an arm like a human throwing a spear, and we may not be as fast, but we make up in gas mileage. We use something rare among predators: pursuit predation. Most predators are ambush predators. Slowly stalking until they get the jump on their prey and close the last distance quick. Most animals adhere to this 40 sec fight/fly dynamic. Predators on their fight to get close a kill quickly, and prey on their flight to get the hell out of dodge. Humans meanwhile don't care if the initial contact is a loss. We'll just follow our prey until it gets tired and stops running. Then we show up again. The prey runs until it's tired and we follow it. It finally thinks it's escaped and can rest and recover, but guess what? The humans are coming over the ridgeline again. It tries to run but it simply doesn't have the energy anymore, and we finally close the distance and kill it. As far as predators go, most will kill you if you get close, but we are simply Terminator robots that don't get tired and will single-mindedly follow them down until they have nothing left to give.

[@luciphyx.2733]

Aswell as we have amazing stamina. While not all people can run for hours like wolves or African wild dogs we can still keep on walking and walking. We also aren't muscle dense and still have a layer of fat so humans are able to swim. We can pretty much cover any terrain.

[@ArchOwl]

@@luciphyx.2733 with training, it's not hard to run for a very long time at an elevated speed. i did a training run late last year where i ran 10 miles in under an hour, so i imagine that people who are dependent on that method of hunting for food would be far better at it than i.

[@justguy-4630]

*Back in the day* when humans still use spears to hunt and wear animal skin. Most people don't even run these days and are fragile physically and emotionally.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Also know we're tough as fuck. Equines and other herbivores will die if they get a leg (or technically a finger) broken, we can endure and even survive amputations while still being dangerous. Most predators use their teeth to hunt, we can make our food paste and still keep stabbing/punching/kicking. We can get over massive damage, break a lot of bones and lose a lot of blood and still come back for a grudge match, and that's before we invented medicine.

[@Torthrodhel]

@@justguy-4630 "and emotionally" Goodness me, the irony of tacking that on like nobody would notice.

[@JanitoRiceMeister]

"Rabbits aren't as cute as you think" Alas, "Watership Down" has already taught me this

[@gallerycatstudios8018]

Oh Lord, not that cursed film

[@nyancat.123]

@@gallerycatstudios8018 Watership Down wasn't cursed. It had a really good story.

[@gewels]

@@gallerycatstudios8018 the book... the book is SO much better.

[@gaydepressedcat1501]

*Cries in traumatized*

[@rugalbernstein5913]

@@nyancat.123 it was cursed if you were shown it as a kid because the advertisements were so misleading that it made it look like a happy kid's cartoon. Especially so with Plague Dogs. "Escape to a different world... and share the adventure of a lifetime." "A special kind of movie magic from the creators of 'Watership Down' " Like come on, they knew damn well what they were doing with that genie-level double entendre.

[@jamesbillingsby8043]

Glad you psted this, I have a story time froim my youth. When I was young my mom got me a rabbit, and we got a second one. They were so sweet and I really loved them. Even though we kept them seperate they somehow matted. I found the mother giving birth and I was so happy and exstatic. Then it got really dark. I went down to check on everyone and she was eating one of the babies. Luckily she only ate the leg off, me and my mother took all the babies to the vet. They bandaged up ones leg, I named him stumpy. We tried raising them ourselves but sadly they all passed away. Was a very traumatizing experience for me, and that day I realized how crazy nature really is. Miss you Flicky, Nightengale and all the babies that didn't make it. Flicky sadly passed away from a heart attack during a thunder storm, genuinely scared him to death apparently.

[@idontcare7340]

Remind me of this one time when my parents had to take care of a rabbit because the owner went on vacation. What the owner did not tell us was that the rabbit was pregnant. Imagine our surprise when we found three raw pink baby rabbit in the cage the next day. No, make that two. One had its head bitten off by its mother. My parents had to lie to the owner saying that the rabbit only gave birth to two instead of three. I was only 8 when I witnessed the horrific scene. Pretty traumatic.

[@SNELLExSLAK]

Damn that's wild

[@foam3132]

Have you watched Watership down

[@springladyrose1918]

Oh my God 😦😦😦

[@foam3132]

@@springladyrose1918 so you've watched it?

[@izukamidoriya5514]

@@foam3132 is that a normal reaction after watching it?

[@SaltedFlake]

I love how this guy NEVER clickbaits his viewers and uploads some pretty interesting content. I sometimes find myself watching his videos at like... 3 in the morning which is always the time where I question my sanity due to deep late night thoughts while also watching youtube videos that I never normally watch.

[@larissabarros9793]

I feel you, here I am 3 AM watching his videos (3 AM from my country perspective)

[@Novel272]

1am here but SERIOUS MOOD.

[@emmjeeay6212]

0:40 about the poop part. They produce two different kinds of poop. The normal ones that look like coco puffs, and the ones he mentioned that are also referred to as cecotropes. The cecotropes are very soft and actually have a type of odor. I think the only time you’ll see this type of poop is if your rabbit has been eating an excessive amount of sugar, carbohydrates, or protein.

[@gobalbucs]

Or if they’re really stressed, in which case, keep a close eye on them

[@WittySomething]

They actually produce and eat the cecotropes all the time, in order to get the nutrients from the food they eat. It's not just when they have a diet high in specific things. You just don't see them too often because normally rabbits eat them soon after passing them, usually within moments of doing so.

[@emmjeeay6212]

@@gobalbucs ohh I didn’t know that, thanks for the info.

[@emmjeeay6212]

@@WittySomething yeah I know, I just meant that you’ll only see them physically on the floor if they didn’t eat it because they have been eating too much sugar, carbohydrates, or protein.

[@WittySomething]

@@emmjeeay6212 Aaah I had a feeling that might have been what you meant but it wasn't until after I'd posted haha.

[@carmaela2689]

It's true. My sister and ai had two bunnies and my father built a huge giant rabbit pen for them. They weren't stressed. Very spoiled in fact. They were meant to be two boys but turned out that mine was a female. We found out when she birthed a bunch of babies. I was the one to discover them....with all their heads eaten off. Very traumatic for a ten year old lol

[@ohboi2119]

"Bats have better eyesight than people" My life is a lie.

[@claysoggyfries]

Rabbits can make Coco Puffs for FREE. You can’t tell me rabbits aren’t cool

[@marmyeater]

Aren't Coco Puffs the wolf, and Trix the rabbit? Edit: Nevermind, I was right, but unfortunately so were you.

[@ultradeathboy]

@@marmyeater cocoa puffs are that bird that always goes "I'm cooko for cocoa puffs"

[@marmyeater]

@@ultradeathboy Ok, so I was only right about the rabbit then. Thanks.

[@bun-bun8080]

As the owner of one I can confirm

[@Border_Hoppr]

R/cursedcomments

[@squidwardshouse5431]

I swear platypus just get more and more obscure the further you research into them.

[@pavkata9568]

its like nature wasnt satisfied with how much animals she has so she decided to make one more but because she used all good stock she used whatever was in storage

[@ayrfold7697]

Wait...a platypus? Hmmmm *magic hat appears* Perry the platypus?!?!

[@Mr-__-Sy]

I feel like the first guy to find a platypus was: "wtf is that?", but that doesn't compare to what the first scientists that thourly researched them reaction of: "WTH IS THAT?!"

[@steffangls]

2:40 we are poisonous to frogs?

[@agent95_]

this dudes' love for animals is literally life.

[@acausalwoopersimp2870]

Yeah but his love for doing research for half of them isn't as good.

[@makapaka_madafaka_]

"bears can probably outdrink you" Slavs: allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@WretchedRedoran]

Bet you the contest has already happened

[@makapaka_madafaka_]

@@WretchedRedoran of course it happened. We are slavs.

[@mr.outlaw231]

Slav Bears: No, allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@Godzilla-bu1vj]

@@mr.outlaw231 the Slavs outdrink them too

[@makapaka_madafaka_]

@Backlash1818 Mobile Gaming Channel i know. Wojtek. In Monte Cassino. I am Polish. I know my shit.

[@antoniog56]

"peanut butter can have 30 insect parts for every 100 grams" he done slid that fact in at the end of the vid like we wouldnt notice😭

[@hensontruong3278]

I already knew that, it was from another channel.

[@juniperkingston9901]

Still gonna eat that peanut butter jelly sandwich 😤😤

[@shamarab4632]

We been knew that since they found roaches and rats in the jars forever ago

[@vaporre6424]

Protein

[@tatortots2320]

As long as i can't taste it, I'm good🤤

[@AimeeHope89]

I low key love how the way he is saying all this stuff sounds remarkably similar to the side effect bit of pharmaceutical commercials. As Tom Waits says, the large print giveth and the small print taketh away. Weirdly appropriate, right? lol

[@moss8074]

As a former rabbit owner I'm happy you're telling people about the carrot thing. I had to explain it SO many times to people at church and it was quite annoying.

[@Faux_Sunlight]

Bugs only did that as a reference to a popular actor at the time but everyone forgot about him. Rabbits love carrots but only the way kids love sour patch.

[@werewolfgirl1995]

As someone who has raised rabbits all their life, you still haven't ruined rabbits for me because I already knew all those facts and I still love my cuddly bunnies.

[@ElysetheEevee]

Rabbits hump anything, honestly. I had a Jersey Wooly that I loved to death. He was such a good boy and so sweet. He also once humped my head. I was laying on the floor watching TV while he ran around. He ran up, bit my hairline and went to town. So that was fun. I figure it was because he could smell my friend's female dwarf rabbit had been in the room earlier that day though. Bunnies are still the best. People, look up baby Jersey Woolies or Lionheads and tell me I'm wrong. They are the size of small tomatoes. So cute!

[@kayleebump364]

I have had rabbits for two years now and I already knew all of that and it hasn’t ruined rabbits for me because if not breeding them then it’s rlly not that bad

[@user-fv9er3by5n]

Yeah it's just because their fluffy

[@seanwhitman8353]

Former rabbit breeder here. Yeah. Bunnies are barely controlled balls of stress that will cannibalize their kids if they feel the nest is threatened. At least until a certain age. Once the little bun buns are bouncing around and have opened their eyes they are safe. Didn't know they would try doing dead corpses though

[@Rabbit_Person]

@@seanwhitman8353 Aren't rabbits herbivores? They cant eat meat. As a breeder you've had rabbits eat their young?

[@LoveConsciousness080]

hyenas are actually sweethearts, like most dogs. They aren’t technically dogs but I like to think they’re in the canine family

[@4horsemenoftheapocalypse58]

Catwoman: Hyenas are more related to cats then dogs

[@Giganotus]

Nope, they're in the Feliformia suborder. That means they're more related to cats, just as another replier said. Other Feliforms include Fossa, Meerkats, Mongoose, and of course true cats. Hyenas are just really weird cats in a way.

[@radiohosted]

🧍‍♂️

[@kusanagi-no-tachi5303]

@@Giganotus conversely foxes are more relted to dogs, but they have more in comom with cats. Ignore the typos, ny phone's keyboard is acting up.

[@Giganotus]

@@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 Indeed. Foxes have occupied a similar niche to small cats and have adopted a lot of similar behavioral characteristics. Too bad they smell awful, they're so damn cute.

[@messyjoy899]

Even thou I knew rabbits have dark sides to them that still isn't gonna stop me from loving my pet rabbit Milo. He would popcorn / jump on our carpet and he licked and rubbed his chin around our fingers. Heck I remember one time I cried and he came up to me and licked my cheek (yes I washed my face after that, but it was still sweet). Unfortunately we had to put him to sleep because he had tumor on his kidney. For a rabbit he had a more personality of a dog and the 4 years we spent together I will always treasure❤🐰

[@artixmochii]

Are we forgetting that rabbits actually scream and when they do it’s extremely loud and the fact that they bite people or the fact that their nails are extremely sharp and long-?

[@brayleereece2598]

You don't have to worry about it if you clip there nails, and they won't scream if you don't stress them out that much to make them do that

[@nguyenminhle8694]

When a hyena knows how to make friends better than you do:

[@Well_Ill_Be_GodDangled]

Bugs Bunny was based on a New York wise guy persona, and his carrot was supposed to be a stand-in for smoking a cigarette. I have never had a rabbit that actually enjoyed eating carrots.

[@roseabee7503]

I had one that did and he would thump angrily when I wouldn't give him more and he often threw his kale around like "I AIN'T EATIN THIS SHIT". He was such a drama queen. lol

[@paulatreat2496]

you are hilarious! all these facts are true, but your comments and alternative names for things have me rolling! keep up the videos!

[@rhov-anion]

My family raised rabbits, and trust me, it's truly that bad. As soon as we realized which females chronically ate their babies, we tried not to get them pregnant again by putting them in a sorority pin. It was just too gruesome. For new mothers, we had special cages so they were separate from the others, able to relax, not get beat up (which was a huge problem for pregnant mothers). This cage was about the size of a couch with a birthing box and tons of hidey-holes, really trying to keep her calm and well-fed. Then on the day we knew she'd deliver, we were all on high alert. The minute she gave birth, we swooped in and rescued the babies. This really was a race against the clock. If she birthed in the night, we might wake up to find nothing but blood and maybe a decapitated baby head in the birthing box. Sometimes she wouldn't even wait. She'd be birthing Baby#2 while eating Baby#1, so we really had to swoop in there and rescue them. A few of these mothers would fight us and be upset that she could NOT eat her babies. Like, she really, really, really wanted to Cronus her kids. Not to mention that warren rabbits are absolute fascists. "Watership Down" was not even joking. We had about 80 warren rabbits, and we'd watched the babies getting trained with drills and learning the thump warning system. Adults would kill any bunnies who couldn't learn fast enough, or kill them for showing disrespect to the warren guards. We had one we simply called "Guard" because my mother felt "Gruppenführer" was inappropriate. She should have been called "Himmler" because she would actually SPY ON US. It's not at all "cute" when you realize there is a Gestapo rabbit staring at you through the window.

[@SimKittyBuilder]

This making me remember when my brother had two rabbits and they are not good memories 😔

[@afellownerd]

It's bad enough when predators do it, but hearing about herbivores eating their offspring is a different kind of disturbing

[@SimKittyBuilder]

@@afellownerd it is

[@roseabee7503]

At a farmer's market, a farmer was trying to tell kids why some of his baby rabbits (all of them) were missing half their ears saying "Oh, mama just was a little too eager in cleaning her babies." I had to bite my tongue since I'm pretty sure that was NOT what the mama was trying to do lol

[@darklex5150]

"Gestapo rabbit" LMAO, i can't read that part without laughing for some reason lol Btw, with "warren rabbits" you mean Rabbits that live in a warren?

[@KennyLunacy]

I can't tell you how many people thought I lied about Bats having good eyesight.

[@zesty_jack7801]

well only some of them do. The ones in the picture have really bad eyesight

[@DevjKaiser]

“Folded six times by a hippo” I'm crine 😭😂😂😂

[@WobblesandBean]

2:47 Hi, zoologist here. This is false, birds actually have a very good sense of smell. It's just that mama birds don't care cuz frankly, there are plenty of stranger smells up in that nest.

[@CreatureCal]

Anakin must be jealous. Rabbits can murder an entire family of younglings and then start all over again.

[@rust5571]

“The world record for longest time with a ferret in your pants is 5 hours and 30 minutes” **Awkward silence**

[@gonphercoughie897]

......and the look he gives us after he tells us........

[@dragoncubes1074]

Pure brilliance. So well done.

[@bwackbeedows3629]

It's a sport in the UK. 🇬🇧

[@lucidfangirl1030]

@@bwackbeedows3629 oOf--

[@19Pyrus70]

Nanoha Takamachi lets a ferret in her clothes for a lot longer than that!😉

[@TravisStuff]

Me who has an axolotl: at least he didn’t severely ruined it.. Him: “they’re so bad at life that their more pets than wild axolotls alive, and they’re basically just tiger salamanders that evolved backwards”

[@only1progamer858]

Basically what you’re dealing with is a *salamander who can’t salamander*

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

dam thats where evolving backwards comes from they literally r the definition of it

[@hollylaufeyson6646]

They're not that bad at life, after all they are so cute that they charmed a bunch of psychotic apes into keeping them as pets (hopefully granting them immortality in captivity at least.)

[@englishatheart]

They're* more pets--."

[@fartyfat6539]

@@englishatheart lol its *there are. not their or they are.

[@makeitcold6649]

I was eating a PBJ when you dropped that little nugget of knowledge at the end

[@Anon.279]

“Mother’s forbidden hershey kisses” This man is so creative, I-

[@wynkelly1389]

Butt nuggets...YUM! So good for the bunnies!

[@Ars-Nova258]

8:06 Context: Ferret Legging is a “sport” where people try to last the longest with angry Ferrets in their pants. I don’t know why it’s a thing. I just know that it’s extremely unpleasant and it’s lead to at least one loss of life due to a confused ferret mistaking a dirty anus for food and chewing its way inside…

[@buddlung001]

da fug ?

[@Ars-Nova258]

@Yana Milenova Absolutely. As morbidly hilarious as I find the thought of it, I feel bad for the animals involved.

[@seneca983]

And I thought that record was a joke.

[@thunderee6780]

I feel really bad for the ferret, and anyone doing that is probably asking for their nuts to be ripped off

[@Noperare]

Imagine having "Ferret up the ass" on your obituary

[@danielag1818]

The "poop" the rabbit is eating is actually different than their regular daily poop. The droppings they eat are called cecotropes and look like a bunch of tiny grapes. They eat it since its nutrient dense and help them in their digestion. Their regular poop looks like little round chocolate drops.

[@gypsysprite4824]

i call the regular rabbit poops "Forbidden Cocoa Puffs". and i hate myself for that

[@RockinEnabled]

@@gypsysprite4824 i hate you too. And I hate the rabbit-cafe attendants who called rabbits' poo "Nesquik". N E S Q U I K

[@flamepelt3092]

@@RockinEnabled please don't tell me that's referring to the milk-

[@RockinEnabled]

@@flamepelt3092 no, no - the breakfast celeal

[@miguelvegas4417]

You have the most profound gift of gab. I watch your vids not for the animals, but for your words. You should be in the advertising biz. They'd never know what hit them, but they will buy, buy, buy. I'm and old ad man, so I know what I'm talking about.

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

“Peanut butter can have 30 insect parts per 100 grams” Me who ate live bugs when I was 3: I’m already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Well they just add to the flavor, so I don’t see the problem here

[@Burn_Angel]

Bruh, I ate several snails alive just because I felt like it when I was three, I wasn't even hungry. Get on my level.

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

@@Burn_Angel You fool... I got the cops called on my mom for standing in the street to play with slugs

[@Burn_Angel]

@@TheMaskedNinja_ You just played with them? Bruh, my father raise earthworms to make fertilizer, so I'm used to both earthworms AND slugs. I'm even used to the green mucus they release whenever you pick one up. Oh, yeah, that's the reason I didn't eat slugs.

[@TheMaskedNinja_]

@@Burn_Angel Oh? Then its a shame that I would capture earthworms and experiment on them, then go feed the dead bodies to the spiders in my back yard

[@hat7475]

Using Howl's Castle soundtrack while talking about Hyenas is SUCH a power move😩✨

[@lasigna0212]

Ikr

[@Luka_Ivory]

The fact that a rabbit could easily bite off one of your fingers and/or tongue if they felt like it though 💀

[@victoriakaren2324]

I have been bit by one luckily it's not a severe one and also he mistaken my hand for food...

[@cris_tanga]

I'm lucky my bunny never tried it lol

[@iicloudyii3799]

My tortoise bit me while i hand feeded it

[@pjrama185]

So, you’re saying Re:Zero wasn’t too far off the mark in season 2.

[@xemina7877]

10:00 fine by me, it’s just extra protein 💪🏾

[@webby3109]

“We’re the problem here” is a sentence that fits for most of the worlds nature problems, isn’t it?

[@charKT-7461]

No. Really only climate change, deforestation and mass hunting.

[@chocchip4172]

^ To the guy above: Aren't those and pollution what 'most' are?

[@mokushmasmo6009]

@@chocchip4172 Are you stupid? Climate change may lead to a, b, and c. Climate change is caused by human nature. That would be the root cause of (a, b, and c.) A, b, and c are subdivisions within the climate change division. So what's the issue? A, b, and c. What are they caused by? Humans kick-starting climate change. The issue isnt climate change or humans. The issue is the actual issue. Climate change is just a generalization to fit 10,000 issues in one word.

[@chocchip4172]

@@mokushmasmo6009 You didn't need to write paragraphs to say 'I'm going to argue about definitions by drawing them out needlessly!'. You said the equivalent to "Covid-19 isn't the issue, dying is! Covid-19 just causes symptoms that lead to death!" Good job, you'll get likes on KZbin because 'won' an 'argument'. Don't reply, I'm not going to bother to reply further than 1 message with someone who starts a reply with 'Are you stupid?' to a passive question.

[@MrFredstt]

@@charKT-7461 Climate change is a natural thing. Ever heard of the ice age? Plastic is one of the main environmental problems people should focus on as it fucks with our hormones and also damages other creatures.