Mo Welch - When Lesbians Receive A Dick Pic

Mo Welch on what to do if you're a lesbian and you receive an unsolicited dick pic from a guy friend. She only does what any true friend would do! And much more from Mo Welch in JFL's latest stand up series - Straight Up, Stand Up.
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[@Red88Rex]

"no one is out to their grandparents...just wait it out!" lmao so true

[@Noneblue39]

that was so sad lmfao

[@Perfectpearl]

Ikr

[@Perfectpearl]

@@DocJamesH No one can.

[@jasonbourne6365]

@@DocJamesH Yea they can. Some will kill you.

[@DahliaLegacy]

Yeah, I did that my great Aunt, no one knew I was an Atheist until she died... Though I'm gay too soo... Good thing she never met my girlfriend am I right? The Roman Catholic in her would have died. XD She'd die thinking I'm going to hell... At least they have good drinks there.

[@jackb5697]

“No ones out to their grandparents” relatable

[@phlarrdboi]

i never explicitly did but it was pretty obvious to her anyway and then the last thing she said to me when i said goodbye to her was, give my love to thomas. she was such a wonderful woman, i mis her

[@representationmetaphorique]

Local Lesbian Becomes Stand-Up Comedian Just To Infodump About The WNBA

[@relevantjay7617]

erin h you mean the WNBA

[@representationmetaphorique]

Relevant Jay Lol yes thank u

[@GlitchClaw]

lmfao instant dislike on the video.

[@fluxuleducatiei]

Well her dad was in prison most of her life, what do you expect her to turn out?

[@mattathiasmacabees6416]

It's just awful

[@babyvirgo00-88]

“You know what they say about a woman with big hands...Gross”

[@leasagna2202]

i felt that

[@SaltheartFoamfollower]

♪♫ Big hands ♪♫ I know you're the one♪♫ ~ violent femmes, blister in the sun :-)

[@nanayawberko3212]

Le HanDjob Experte

[@josecuervo8487]

Man hands

[@comestayawhilewithl5696]

Hallelujah hallelujah lol

[@vd2485]

“Just wait it out” that’s a whole mood

[@sameerkharade5412]

I like her voice and also obviously the way she presented.

[@rokasvaitelis1047]

shes boooring

[@stevenclark1662]

A woman in a tool belt yelling "you're not a lesbian!" At you. That made me laugh!

[@noakalter3497]

“I’m gay” Mood

[@ninja_tony]

noa kalter being gay isn't a mood. I'm pretty sure almost all gay people would agree that it's not a choice, it's natural, not something you can change. So if you are actually gay, you probably shouldn't make comments that are disrespectful to other gay people.

[@noakalter3497]

@@ninja_tony i cant tell if ur joking or not bc if u arent then just realize that almost 200 people agree with my comment being fine and only 1 person agreeing with u. so take ur ass back to tumblr and shut up

[@chocolateisgood4749]

@@ninja_tony You know when you can just feel the straightness radiate off someone?

[@MidnightBootySnatchr]

@@noakalter3497 I love diiiiiick and that dude was a fuckwad💦💦💦

[@noakalter3497]

Ninja Tony but I am gay??? So like shut up

[@matthewepperly7964]

This was awesome. She deserved more love because the crowd seemed really subdued.

[@sjelliott6660]

That's because this person is not funny.

[@waltermukira]

She sucks. 😅

[@wills4911]

She's not funny at all I'm surprised she got as many laughs as she did

[@stuffz4040]

I feel like the crowd’s reactions were the same kind of subdued hilarity of her comedy

[@a.monkey1275]

Yeah, feminism makes for the best comedy!

[@matthewotto8322]

Gay and Irish and hates parades. That's my favorite

[@billyoung8118]

Lol thanks for your comment. I swear I thought she said barrettes. Totally didn't make sense.

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

Can someone PLEASE get this woman an energetic crowd? If I went to her show I would sound like a witch under the floorboards with how hard I would be laughing.

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

SESolutionsEngineering I don’t drink but nice comment dude, real funny!

[@fenixmeaney6170]

I love when she said she's gay That one little whoop in the audience

[@georgeparkins777]

The feminism joke will be funny in twenty years. Right now it's such a political issue that neither feminists nor non-feminists care to laugh about it. I mean, obviously she's young and needs to work on her act, but it's nowhere near as terrible as all these dudes in the comments would have you believe.

[@Southforthewinter]

how young is she really tho

[@georgeparkins777]

gingerbreadman younger than me.

[@Vichedges]

Yeah, I'm sure WNBA jokes will be all the rage in 20 years.

[@georgeparkins777]

@@Vichedges Now I'm not saying that. However, to a certain subset of the audience that might be funny.

[@executiveorder7146]

Your wrong all the muslims do in fact laugh at feminist lol

[@RichDavis13]

I think she has a lot of potential. I feel her delivery is good enough and she can build around that if she digs deeper on lesbian controversies and how feminism is in a weird state right now. Her jokes are playing too safe imo which I can understand.

[@arkbasik740]

What do you mean feminism is in a weird state right now?

[@dahken417]

@@arkbasik740 Feminism is a good thing at it's core, but the crazy man haters tend to scream the loudest on the internet, and the internet drives so much opinionated stuff in media that things can get really weird sometimes.

[@drewbiddle6517]

How bout just I'm for equality. We don't need feminism in America anymore. Take that to third world countries that need it. Right now, sexism is not at all a problem. It's a human problem to respect everyone.

[@otisprime3481]

The advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes. Definition of feminism. If I could underline the equality of sexes I would... just saying

[@jimmyReesby]

What are you? A critic? She should say something funny. That might help.

[@spencerhazen]

Tough crowd, she made me audibly laugh, which is rare when I'm watching KZbin

[@iHopeyoure0ffended]

Ok but was it at the father in prison part?

[@mar-k7104]

This girl is hilarious 😆 she acts a bit nervous on stage in this but that’s it she rocks

[@iamrayn]

.. Said no one

[@Theomite]

Good style--catatonic deadpan + left-field punchlines--but she needs to work on her improv. Too much dead space between the stuff that doesn't work and she doesn't recover fast enough or strong enough so it kills the momentum.

[@JasGoodgameJamzYuh]

I feel like the dead space is purposeful. It definitely adds to the character she's portraying on stage.

[@Theomite]

@@JasGoodgameJamzYuh Well, if she's doing it on purpose, she needs to manage it better. It feels like it's happening organically and she's trying to troubleshoot filler on the fly and that's not a good thing.

[@Theomite]

@Vox Pixels No. I collect comedy albums and watch a lot of standup, so I piece together a lot from binge-watching and comparing the same sets in different venues. You pick up a number of things doing so.

[@Theomite]

@Vox Pixels I never said that I could do her job or that she can't do it at all. I'm critiquing her based on what I've seen the best (and worst) do and suggesting the changes that can be made to get her on their level. I just put a great deal of stock in craftsmanship, so I probably get precious about it as a trait.

[@Theomite]

@Vox Pixels S'awright, you were standing up for a comic against what you thought was another "women-aren't-funny" posturing internet asshole who thinks he can do everything. Its admirable that you kept your cool from right out the gate.

[@Vohlfied]

"Also the Washington Mystics, but they don't fit on the list." XD dead

[@icesyckel]

Really? That’s what gotcha huh?

[@viikysspacetoxin4959]

I like her solar system shirt^^

[@suzylux]

Me tooo!!!

[@SheenaBoBeena84]

She looks like a combination of Heidi Klum and Kirsten Dunst.

[@finnibugz]

You're right.

[@jeremyvculek3090]

If she was straight she wouldn’t have an act.

[@christopherforeman4773]

Wow you must be blind

[@millsykooksy4863]

Um 😶

[@camas77721]

“Well I love Mom! Great!” That part was so cute Hahaha

[@theintrepidarts9347]

I don't care what you guys say-Mo is great, have a nice scroll!(:

[@tylerdurden4392]

@Intrepid Lil One Everyone likes Mo :)

[@nancyhernandez2271]

She’s great!

[@sulblazer]

Her style is great....I love the deadpan and subtle approach. Her material though....it's okay. I think as she hones her craft, she'll be great.

[@kyleleibowitz7667]

Yeah all those wnba jokes were just awful. Actually like the first half pretty much.

[@isidrosalas5088]

She's trash

[@iamrayn]

Right, so she fuckin sucks

[@jondunmore4268]

Hopefully she'll get out of comedy before the 72 years it takes to hone her material.

[@AmaindeJH]

.... also I have big hands too. Since coming out, it has gone from being a liability to being an asset! I literally got dumped by a guy because of my “man hands”..... well, look at me now. Lol!!

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

That's great comedy right there. Get me more comedians like her!

[@peterpanthauer4224]

Outstanding! In addition to her jokes, her asides are LOL. MORE MO!!

[@crumbsies]

“It shows up whenever he calls” 😂😂😂 good one.. never heard of her but I hope to see more of her coz she’s so funny 😂😂

[@drillerdev4624]

+1 for making an animaniacs (indirect) reference -1 for missing the opportunity to make a Blues Brothers reference

[@matthamilton4796]

Mo is a goddess. I’ve seen here a few times and she always brings the laughs. She is spot-on funny

[@pelvis_assley]

Emm no?

[@eastvandb]

Who's Emm?

[@aeHyde]

just not this time.

[@lockandloadlikehell]

She sounds like she's on ludes.

[@eastvandb]

It's a very slow delivery, and I see that lot of people didn't like her. I did. I wasn't laughing out loud (well, once or twice), but it was still funny to me, and more importantly, watchable and interesting.

[@nancyhernandez2271]

Great set😂

[@johnneveu1718]

I got this feeling that she and Kate McKinnon are gonna start dating

[@georgeparkins777]

Doesn’t Kate McKinnon have a long-term partner though?

[@mj44190]

Lol, Kate has a partner

[@nicheburger]

man every show of hers seem to have such unenergetic crowds no matter what?? and i don't get it because i love her presenting :\

[@pussydestroyer87]

I felt the same way as the crowd. Maybe the problem is her and not everyone else.

[@slsthewriter1299]

Maybe her delivery or overall presence? Her content is good, but needs some meat on its bones.

[@GlitchClaw]

@camjamsdad Well said, the 2 pussies above you couldn't just say it.

[@jessgirr1728]

Love her. I like when people don't shove a joke down your throat. Smart.

[@betsypoling1134]

Haha! Love your set

[@Gnif572]

I remember the time I asked my mom to marry me lol I was 5, but still. It was so sincere. I'm a gay male, but omg was she my #1 choice haha

[@3DaiYo4Kai56]

Omg I remember her! I saw her live! She opened for Anthony Jeselnik! She did a good warm up

[@CarbonCopyMachine]

Lmao she reminds me of my aunt so much, hilarious

[@uddamkumarrr]

What a unique comedian.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

When did KZbin become a collection of Last Comic Standing judges?

[@josecuervo8487]

I know right. Now too many people are last comic standing judges and culinary critiques.

[@nunya2587]

The way she says yeah after every line is great

[@slinkeepy]

Very enjoyable, glad I didn't let the downvotes dissuade me from watching

[@ader3336]

You know, for a midwesterner, she has SO much energy!

[@davidsantiagotate7380]

Idk why the audience wasn’t laughing more she’s hilarious

[@doctorspaceman8137]

"I'm gay, and I'm Irish, and I fucking hate parades!"

[@meghanmccarthy371]

Mo is hilarious. This is so spot on! I watched it a few times and laughed out loud every time. I think she's the next best comedian.

[@wills4911]

She is absolutely terrible I watched this s*** with a straight face I want to talk about real comedy look at Bill Burr look at Louis C K

[@epain]

@@wills4911 you just named two huge comics that have been working for decades, come on of course they are going to be better. give this girl a chance.

[@philipralph]

"Everytime he calls, it shows up" :))

[@anita5409]

Love her. Great set.

[@randomblackguy706]

“I’m gay and I’m Irish and I fucking hate parades”😂😂😂😭

[@squatch545]

Lol....all the anti-feminist incels in the comments.

[@tylerdurden4392]

It doesn't take an incel to dislike a man-hating philosophy of unwashed bitchiness--in fact, the opposite is more likely to be true. Mo is funny and she rocks, but "feminism is cancer".

[@squatch545]

@@tylerdurden4392 Incel confirmed.

[@tylerdurden4392]

@@squatch545 Don't forget fascist and racist--and sexist.

[@squatch545]

@@tylerdurden4392 Don't forget postmodern neo-Marxist.

[@tylerdurden4392]

@@marsrivers2574 Not triggered, just describing today's take on feminism. Do you disagree? Oh, and you aren't using the term "snowflake" properly.

[@katewoody.2095]

"I'm gay and I'm Irish and I fucking hate parades." Same dude.

[@natashabugarin140]

This chick was SO MUCH funnier than the crowd gave her credit for!! So funny!

[@Poet4Him]

Seriously underrated

[@WitsEndProductions]

So sharp ... so focused ... so likable... keep it up!

[@deplorableb.r.4211]

"Just wait it out." Yeah, that's what the crowd was thinking.

[@mohitmishra6170]

she has a Jim Carry smile,,....

[@YawnGod]

This was very very funny.

[@Jasondirt]

I thought she was funny.

[@yusefendure]

I didn't.

[@flash_flood_area]

@@yusefendure I did

[@gigig6021]

Not to be overdramatic or anything but seeing a guy *NOT* shit on a girl on the internet is like seeing a very rare unicorn thus one must stop and take a moment to appreciate this gift. Seven blessings to you kind stranger!🤗

[@GuileQwerty]

So did she

[@susanq6030]

Iain Herridge maybe she just wasn’t that funny

[@txblue33]

She reminded me of a friend of mine from the way she looks to her humor.

[@jasonarnold6271]

Lmao.. being FROM there, 1st time I've EVER heard anyone mention Joliet.. She gets a like just because

[@mikesully7212]

awesome space shirt : )

[@dimiuwu362]

i feel like the croud kinda discouraged her but the jokes we quite good and relatable lmao

[@kemiconer]

Gabby Lamb did the "Marry your Mom" joke a thousand times better.

[@nkintc]

Holy shit she had it timed down to literally 10 seconds.

[@sirbasildelacallebaker8820]

Ok that was just hilarious

[@kate_6436]

Me and my cousin are both out to our grandparents 😂

[@jaideelatham8583]

Her tee is amazing!! Anyone know where it's from?

[@mikebarrett4423]

holy shit i wish you would give that parade joke a better chance to land! that is a genius joke

[@adcalcium5113]

Love her. So funny.

[@neverbrokeagain3866]

What you can see from the comments is that woman support each other for no reason somtimes

[@MilkExplained]

I’m gay and I’m I’m Irish & I f*cking hate parades 🤣🤣😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@djisar]

I loved the set!

[@halfmoon5022]

Good job

[@morestacks]

Eh, cant relate, suppose I'm the wrong demographic. ( how people should take it if they dont find a comedian funny, not protest and make them lose work) HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE 🤨

[@biggreenangryman1904]

My future mother and father in law both went to msu and that joke made me giggle

[@Nik-ff3tu]

I love how every time there is a lame ass comedian there will be people in the comment section saying the "crowd sucks" 😆

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

So many comedy critics here. Who knew that was such a popular profession?

[@arcane_snail]

I personally didn't find her funny, but as a lesbian I rated to the "Just wait em out thing" hardcore. I mean I didn't laugh but it was as close as I got during the show.

[@zeke1220]

Feminism is its dictionary definition just as racism is its dictionary definition: "the belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, especially so as to distinguish it as inferior or superior to another race or races."

[@daviddemar8749]

Her material is really excellent But Imo her deadpan delivery just doesn't work for her.

[@SorenK208]

She was funny, but it seemed like she didn’t want to be there. Like she’s killing her standup performance and she can take it or leave it.

[@kirksway1]

I was waiting for the comedy to start

[@jondunmore4268]

It started when the male comedian came on after her.

[@MrPavePaws]

Two minutes in and I'm jabbing my thigh with a pen just to have SOME reaction to her...jokes? Is that what they are?

[@sarahm.7123]

Lmfao...of course i'm gonna keep that. :D

[@joliebercow3280]

Mo Welsh? Is that like Mo Bamba? Cuz that's fuckin tightttt

[@melalat1112]

Ima girl and I definitely wanted to marry my mom til I was 6

[@juliencharlebois3915]

I've been following your Blair comics for a while, love them, didn't know you did stand up, really like it.

[@RedStickHistorian]

She is really into the WNBA. I didn't even though they were still around.

[@jsizzlesaurusrex]

Rough set. The funniest set I ever saw, this guy bombed so hard, the guest DJ just packed up and left. THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS!

[@Adi-ef3kv]

Her: talk about the WNBA Me: I bet she’s a lesbian Her: Is a lesbian

[@kentamitchell]

Uh... I'm a straight guy who loves the WNBA, where does that put me? My great aunt Hazel played varsity for Kansas State Class of 1917.

[@alliejuvums150]

I like to play this game with standup comedy videos where I guess whether the person will get a Netflix special. I think she'll get a 15-20 minute set on a series release.

[@michaelsmith1262]

Sometimes a slow delivery is good, but not here. She's way too laid back.

[@roberthouston3824]

It's the weed.

[@DumbledoreMcCracken]

She's awesome

[@lininomartino]

Big hands are not gross. They are just hands. You're so lucky to love your mom (that she was worthy of love).

[@Gerkan23]

The delivery is awesome, but the jokes arent that good imo. She got some potential

[@lenar6381]

I spent nearly the whole video trawling through this gross comment section to try and find someone who might mention that this set is stolen. I've seen bits of it before, done in a better way.

[@sword7166]

There is nothing new under the sun. Just because other people have told some similar jokes doesn't mean she's stealing

[@ZachHenke]

The WNBA has already cornered the market on women’s basketball jokes.

[@PlaceForAnEcho]

Just going to say it...I would gladly date her. She seems really smart and the whole time I was smiling cause her bit was clever. Like I may not always laugh during a 30 rock ep but I’ll smile (cause Tina Fey).

[@russhartman4927]

Clicked on this in my never-ending search to find the first funny feminist/lesbian..........the search continues.

[@nicktrierweiler3690]

It's like watching paint dry

[@njineermike]

Paint drying is way funnier.

[@hardway1746]

Beautiful smile.