Mob Enforcer Review - It's Really Bad

[@Gggmanlives]

I apologize in advance for my terrible voice impressions.

[@vaultrant2499]

You owe us atleast 5 shwacked jokes.

[@marksavoy7076]

I want money

[@rdm0108]

I'm 100% Italian and 25% French and I'm offended that you apologized. Never ever apologize. PAISAN!!!!!!!!

[@accountname7425]

Gave me a nais little chuckle

[@blackT1E]

That's more accurate than that one JTF guy from the division with the mob boss talk.

[@滝川洋平-c2z]

Aussie guy impersonating Italian mafioso. Prime time of English language.

[@imcharming4808]

滝川洋平 truly a wild time to be alive.

[@xmm-cf5eg]

Oi bruv I'm Walkin 'ere!

[@beyondbackwater4933]

@@xmm-cf5eg That's a London accent.

[@cslantz4020]

Chinese man being able to use KZbin through a VPN. Prime time of China.

[@滝川洋平-c2z]

@Viktor Turtle I meant of Australian guy Aussie.

[@Lord_Deimos]

Came for the 'SHIET', stayed for the American-Italian accent.

[@battlion507]

Liked for the DSP laugh.

[@T--kq3pj]

CHIEcago enforser

[@OfficialDJSoru]

I came for the "SCHWACKED!"

[@metalmugen]

@@battlion507 ackackackackackackackack

[@ChocolatePancakeMan]

When Gman of all people, a man who plays some of the worst games of all time just to torture himself, calls this game the worst of the worst, you know he's right.

[@sanjaykrishnannair8153]

I first played this game when I was like 10 years old, and it was a mind blowing experience. It was actually quite frustrating sometimes, but I got through the game. I still don't understand what the icepick was used for in the game....melee? It didnt even happen...not even once!

[@salokin3087]

I'm always impressed how many janky, charming and terrible FPS' still out there, hidden among the filth

[@lucaspereirahmj]

I'm making a marathon playing all FPS that i can get that launched for PC from 2000 until now (some games is impossible to get because they just vanish from the face of the earth), and i know exaclty what ou saying, actually, the world of low budget fps is the deepweb of the FPS

[@Gruntvc]

Plus no microtransactions, loot boxes (I mean "Surprise Mechanics"), season passes, cut content for dlc or pre order bonuses, and no political baloney.

[@Crankiebox99]

Genome Soldat it’s not an invasion it’s surprise democracy

[@alexl2475]

I played through Nitro Family off the back of his review. It was awful.

[@Gruntvc]

@Lucas-Enigma, Civvie11 recently covered a Russian made jank FPS called 'Kreed.' Makes Chicago Enforcer look like an 8/10 game by comparison.

[@Larry]

Dude, you should have ended with the review with "hey, forgettabout this game" Total wasted opportunity :D

[@rubberchix]

oh shut up

[@KnakuanaRka]

😆😂🤣xD

[@mikewazowski7024]

tbh the ending he had was pretty good,

[@geemcspankinson]

Next: The Stalin Subway

[@nickd3631]

Yes

[@flippedoutkyrii]

Oh fuck yes. That game has such janky bunnyhopping.

[@OlujaDoTokija]

Stalin Subway is nothing. He should review Modern Warrior Special Tactics aka Specnaz 2

[@midge_gender_solek3314]

I like how it has ballistics for frag grenades, and it has bullet curves, but for whatever reason they're inversed (if you're far away you need to shoot below the target to hit it). It's lots of fun, when it's not crashing.

[@demizson576]

Make that 'Stalin Subway 2' ! :)

[@SS-Sovereign]

You've just got to love those jabs at DSP you keep throwing in every so often.

[@spicymeatpaul307]

Nothing he could do dood

[@AgniFirePunch]

Why am I toxic?

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

DSP is so gout ridden he doesn't even feel it

[@AgniFirePunch]

@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 his diabetes killed all feeling in his foot or he would be writhing in pain from super gout

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

@@AgniFirePunch god, super gout. Couldn't even imagine. He probably doesn't even know he has super gout, poor bastard

[@Ogryska]

Sees default No one lives forever UI YEAAA this one is gonna be good

[@khorkhi7107]

I saw you 2 years ago on some comment lol

[@LaFemme6345]

Khorkhi how the fuck do you remember

[@pippo17173]

Video game logic. Police: *Gun fire being aim at a defenseless person* Eh nothing to see here. Police: *Seeing the person arming himself* wait that is illegal.

[@king0vitrial]

It's literally the antithesis of U.S. law

[@NebLleb]

"That's all you're gettin', _beach!"_ (Cue Tourette's guy sound)

[@RexcorJ]

"Ey Needles, Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!" *BRRRAPAPAPRRRRRAP* "...And a Happy New Year."

[@PedroYippeekayaye]

You did an impression of an Aussie gangster, an Italian American gangster, then just a straight ethnically Italian gangster. Day made.

[@kg_canuck]

I love how your videos just... end. No frills, just a final line and a fade to black. Good shit

[@voislavjankovic8732]

I would "recommend" WW2 Combat: Road to Berlin/Iwo Jima. A pair of low budget ww2 fps games on a similar level of jank.

[@SpecShadow]

now that gave me some flashbacks!

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

Ok I'll make a deal with you, NEVER do a Chicago accent again and I'll never do an Aussie accent. Deal?

[@Fawltykog]

DSP's laugh should be in every game when you snuff it.

[@blackflame4506]

Damn after watching this review, I kinda want to pop in Mafia 2 for some reason. Has anyone play Mafia 2? such a good game and very underrated. Oh btw thanks for the video GMan

[@yuvalcohen356]

Mafia 2 is good but after playing the original mafia you wont want to play 2 again

[@ggthtrhr]

It's a good game but the first half of the game si more like a walking/driving simulator and it lacks action, dont get me wrong i liked the game only i expected more action from it.

[@yuvalcohen356]

@@ggthtrhr you are right about the first part but i think the slow starts helps to create a better expiriance

[@teh_supar_hackr]

This game felt like it was trying to be the next Mafia game, but failing hard. It makes me want to try Mafia.

[@ggthtrhr]

@@yuvalcohen356 i agree, it helps with the story and all but the game was short and from what i know they scraped so many good ideas out of the game. They included some missions in the DLC's

[@danielthomas7193]

"Hey Needles, have some of my homemade alfredo sauce straight from the tap!"

[@sharksavage]

"Drinking food colouring then marvelling that your piss is a different shade of yellow" Am in hysterics

[@sebastianfransson8133]

DarksydePhil's laugh in the beginning LMAO

[@sargentfoxy155]

Mob Enforcer: I am a bad game Hunt Down The Freeman: hold my beer

[@BagofMilk]

Trying to think of FPS games from my childhood to recommend but you've reviewed literally all of them...

[@sleepalaska]

die hard vendetta

[@gregormcscrungus9727]

Even those “Slenderman Must Die” games are better.

[@BorNeoProg]

This was the first PC game I had played in my own PC, along with Counter Strike Condition Zero Deleted Scenes. Back then, I really enjoyed these games. Now looking back while watching this review made me realise how lackluster they really were. Thanks a lot for this unusual retro review. This game still has some old charm and one of my favourite main menu soundtracks.

[@Equus21]

"Fart flavored air freshener." - Gman Lives

[@TeslaChad]

When you said “Chicago Enforcer” it sounded like “Shit Cargo Enforcer”

[@RsKnDR0991]

At first I thought he did that on purpose lol

[@wadmodderschalton5763]

Fun Fact, Touchdown Entertainment was the subsidiary of Monolith Productions that handled the development and licensing of the LithTech Engine until they closed down in the early-2010s, a couple of years after Monolith was bought out by Warner Bros. Mob Enforcer was also the only game that they developed.

[@DSPsWifesBF]

Rip Monolith :/

[@seva809]

0:21 I thought you said "The *Sheet*cago Enforcer" when I first heard that.

[@pieminator6969]

1:21 *_Bugged laughter mechanics_*

[@wishiwascooler]

I remember reading a review for this in (I think) game informer back in high school (around 2004). It was memorable to me because it was the first time I really saw someone write a game review in a magazine that thoroughly trashed the game. The guy called it a steaming pile of shit. It was glorious.

[@masterneme]

Oh yeah another video from my favourite world class voice actor! 😆

[@scottl.1568]

@4:35 -- I hate this "cops only care when YOU commit crimes" shit in GTA V, too

[@bruh-vi8kr]

You should become a professional voice actor

[@mechasentai]

Looool that goodfella impression was perfect! Don't know you had it in you Gman.

[@totara3463]

I love the comedy in your videos, they're getting better after each upload

[@harbingerdown9877]

Great Vid man. Die Hard Vendetta next? Or Legendary?

[@midge_gender_solek3314]

Play "Sniper: Path of Vengeance". It's like this one, but more buggy and absurd. Definitely worth a try!

[@tylerdeskins7715]

Lol, "look at how they massacred my boy." That shit cracked me up.

[@father042]

This makes Contract JACK look like a masterpiece

[@pchtommy1268]

except contract jack wasnt all that bad it was even my childhood

[@roguespartan2854]

Is that new intro inspired from Phantom Fury coming out soon?

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

It's a small thing but "bullet proof vests" or "bullet proof anything" really wasn't a thing in this time period.

[@ReiKaz]

Nice to see go deeper and deeper into FPS shooters. As a fan i digged and tried soo many of them. Most really bad, still trying enjoy somehow, but not completing most of them. But you mate, finishing and making awesome reviews! Keep up with a good work, there is many old less known, even almost unknown shooters to shoot!

[@ggthtrhr]

Next: Scarface The World Is Yours ! (keep up the mafia-themed content)

[@MidnightMedium]

You should review the Godfather!

[@justinl8791]

"Hey Needles, it's-a muh balls in ya mouth." I died.😂

[@SeedyL]

I thought I had escaped DSP. Dammit.

[@UVtec]

Damn, now I want to hear a full review with that great voice impression of yours.

[@madisonbailey2564]

Who else got the DSP cameo?

[@xthe_nojx5820]

Does DSP mean Darkside Phil?

[@madisonbailey2564]

@@xthe_nojx5820 yup

[@xthe_nojx5820]

Thank you, kindly.

[@JorgeMartinez-dp3im]

Clearing my Gman backlog lol.

[@raw_dah]

I remember playing this when I was at 9th grade and thought I was okay. Like "okay 👍🏽".

[@brysolationprime]

The impressions made this video for me. Thank you for uploading this you wonderful bastard.

[@mortmortmort8908]

You know what's funny is a long time ago my dad actually bought this game from the crappy jewel case games you find at target or office max, and he actually really enjoyed it. IIRC, he actually finished it, which was really surprising to me, I don't think I ever saw him finish a game. Never played it myself, but I didn't think it was awful. This should be a fun video.

[@cpttetris5645]

Pro NOLF when Gmanlives?!

[@ChrisLeoThomas]

How suitable, both this and "The Irishman" teaser were released at around the same time 😂

[@thicccrompton1976]

was that a dsp laugh sample

[@dertazamane8765]

Enemies spawning from nowhere? You should try Wolfschanze 1944 Remastered, it is a #badgame

[@AncientElectronics]

At 2:27 I love how the guy phases through the door and then kicks it open.

[@aames1089]

Hearing gman say Chicago made me cheer. So you lookin for a good time gman hehe

[@tzeentchanarchitect809]

LoL I remember starting this game in some internet gaming cafe back in the day. Quit on the first level, I don't think I even killed somebody.

[@beegdonkey5750]

This was one of the best reviews you've ever done, I laughed so many times

[@SayakMajumder]

Goddamn, never thought anybody will review this one. Had lolz playing this one.

[@bamb0ostick]

This impressions were comedy gold

[@theytkjaper9668]

So just keep being this great in your videos and I'll be here watching

[@CrizzyEyes]

I died at the DSP laugh. Thank you, sir.

[@NARATO0]

I love how everytime he dies he adds DSP audio in his editing.

[@iAnimeDude]

You know the game sucks ass when you hear Snort Ranklin acking @ 1:21

[@alanfike]

It doesn't make sense that a mob organization would be willing to throw so many men at one mob enforcer who is killing them off, one by one.

[@MaxOrange]

the enemies can bribe the officers. it's a legit game feature and not an oversight by an incompetent dev team who steal assets

[@LuxuriousInterior]

Picked up an sealed copy a few days ago for 50 cents, it's going right next to my copy of The Guy Game

[@Tattootin]

Bro! Good Chicago accent! (The first accent attempt. The rest were all premixh New York) I live in north Chicago. You totally got it. We are that annoying, and if you are “nasally” speaking the accent, you’re golden. And ya did. If it felt corny and wrong that’s just the accent. I hate it. I sound ridiculous to any other accent in the US….

[@yesbruv9419]

And people said every games is better than Fortnite,well they're wrong.

[@Reizorblei]

Are this guys using some sound effects from Shogo, they never bothered to remove the blip sounds of the notifications

[@likeclockwork64butbetter58]

I remember this was in bloatware game store from the mid 2000s that came with a Dell prebuilt. I played the demo back then and this is as bad as I remember.

[@badnewsbruner]

That tommy gun muzzle flash is gonna give me a migraine.

[@bloodrunsclear]

The idea of this game is potentially interesting anyway.

[@archivedaccount5990]

Last time I heard about this game, it was called Chicago Enforcer on the Xbox.

[@akinjones8642]

I always smile when Gman put Dsp laugh in his videos.

[@bniy]

Was that DSPs laugh?

[@lillbrorsan]

I found this game when trying to find something similar to the old NOLF and NOLF2 feeling for FPS games and did several speedruns of it. I do enjoy going fast in this game as it is actually harder than one think, mostly due to the amount of enemies and the damage they deal.

[@ziomccall4085]

As italian,is pretty hilarious watching Gman trying to speak with an italian accent.

[@MrPwner911]

Gman tries to be a Guido, turns into a Kraut instead.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Oh God, I remember this game. By no means the worst game ever, but it is certainly bad.

[@Banjo3440]

That ADC impression was actually....not bad.

[@hesaidchest]

1:22 Nice reference

[@serenedoge9920]

That’s a Browning? Looks like a BAR.

[@jaypeterman9721]

Excellent use of Turrets Guy

[@doomedfromthestart2616]

Is it wrong if I say that I would love to see GMan do a Let's Play of this game? His one-liners are hilarious XD But all kidding aside, great video. Thank you for putting yourself thru all these crappy games so we don't have to.

[@Cr1msnF4dger]

Its funny how the sniper rifle one shots the enemies, but the BAR takes a few shots to kill them, despite using the same ammo type

[@JZepfield]

The stonks guy has seen better days Not stonks

[@alanp3334]

You need to play _Mafia_ by Illusion Softworks :)

[@ArmaBiologica35]

Never thought I´d ever see GmanLives make a Waluigi impersonation. 6:04

[@censor2112]

11:54 Dude's rocking a Joshu haircut

[@pro-teen1804]

Here's the time stamp where he made the Andrew dice clay impression 3:46

[@RetroRanter]

Fk me, I don't remember this very fondly 😂 thanks for the flashbacks. 👌

[@R34kicksarse]

Please make the clip of you shooting Needles a running joke

[@Savra]

Is there any good Mobster FPS? I like the concept.

[@inack9220]

It might be bad but this is the game i played most during my childhood. I have completed it more than a dozen time. But i will probably have a different opinion if i play it again.

[@djb5255]

respecc for the tourettesguy soundbyte.

[@ghostoflaurapalmer]

You can always identify Litech/Jupiter game from this 0:35 falling from stairs feature.