Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 17 Cut)

Here we go again! Another cut of the SWLTS from this year's series. Remember, the commercials were put in by the BBC so use adblockers and spare me the complaints.

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

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[@eliza-dp4nq]

the way they all politely fight their way to the mic has me every time

[@cxx66]

Not a bit like when Frankie was on it and would shamelessly walk in right behind the others before they had even left the mic stand

[@cxx66]

@ItsThatChrisGuy Frankie Boyle is a man who was once funny, but lost his way a long time ago. His mic hogging on MTW was embarrassing to watch

[@jamesl8640]

Not when Ed Byrne did it (he was invisible in his jacket)

[@thejintymyster6396]

That is the British way

[@eleanorcooke7136]

The disgust from the audience at the "opened a fresh jar of marmalade" was incredible.

[@justynmatlock8873]

She looked like she was speaking from experience !

[@opheliaismyname9180]

'Cooking While Pissed' is the best segment, I wish it was an actual show and I suspect it will constitute many uni students' experience

[@mrrandomperson3106]

I mean Drunk History is already a thing!

[@TheSchmuck01]

My Drunk Kitchen was a thing

[@Koraxbear]

A recipe for disaster

[@insomiax_2404]

"Trouble with your nerves? Dont move to Salsbury." Ok that one killed me

[@BipoIarbear]

This means something different to me , cos that's where in the army we blew stuff up , not like little explosions either , like we would go a mile away to set them off an still get debris falling around our bunker , so that's what made me chuckle at that joke

[@thebigmightybattleship]

@@BipoIarbear Still funny either way

[@BipoIarbear]

@@thebigmightybattleship yep yep

[@overketamine]

"And here comes the Irish team." "Here with the first answer is Hugh..." *"And here come the Irish team."* 😆

[@TopKekMadLad]

"Toast - Because you're not allowed to put melted butter in your mouth"

[@Lampironstudios215]

Well no ones saying you aren't

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

​@@Lampironstudios215Proving common sense, ain't common.

[@barefootbooks69]

I ​@@Lampironstudios215

[@abistarr4820]

Does anyone else actually want to watch 'cooking when pissed'?

[@TyMarshall007]

just think Gordon Ramsay in the Great British bake off

[@timothyw98]

Or what achieve clips of Keith Floyd, he always be necking back wine while cooking.

[@horrorfan888]

Drunk History Exists, So Why Not A Cooking Show.

[@georgethefriend29]

I personally want to.

[@758richy]

Closest thing is Something's Burning on All Things Comedy KZbin channel

[@KaiserRika]

Petition for a full series of 'Cooking While Pissed'

[@ghomerhust]

i think ed might go for that

[@jbcatz5]

Signed

[@ada4927]

"This next property is about £50,000 over Philip and Susan's budget. Luckily though, Philip's grandmother has just died"

[@X6herbius]

"Wall-to-wall fanny" cracked me up.

[@barrettolson82]

X6Herbius was there an entendre I missed?

[@InservioLetum]

I'd just say fish market in that instance, to be honest.

[@patrickmackey8633]

The Huw Edwards joke was prophetic!!!

[@Baiko]

Laughed at how bad the curtains bit was from Acaster, and accidentally swallowed my chewing gum

[@Kenzo411able]

A classic's a classic

[@Deckard76]

31:40 I love pain, I LOVE PAAIIIIIINNNN!!! :)

[@Lizz85257]

Love it

[@AlexGreenwoodUkulele]

"To me!" SAVAGE

[@myLizardisgreat]

Alex Greenwood can you explain the joke? I don’t get it 😥😨😰

[@AlexGreenwoodUkulele]

@@myLizardisgreat The chuckle-brothers, one of which died recently. "To me! To you!" "Oh dear.... Oh dear, oh dear..."

[@Molly-kv5si]

I was like “too soon” 😭😂

[@p.atrick.]

Oof

[@jessicadavis9693]

Sequel to la la land ; Po land! Best thing ever

[@montypython4ever]

dont know why i loved the trainspotting joke, hughs confused expresion is hilarius! XD

[@G.0.N.E_Ghoul]

Unironically into Ed Byrne’s foldy uppy bike guy 🤣

[@yeetospagheeto9389]

Ed gamble has got to be my favourite

[@emptycradle1304]

I'd watch "Cooking while pissed".

[@FinneousPJ1]

Foldy-uppy bike🤣

[@isabella-cg1co]

If adverts were really like that I would watch so much more ITV

[@mmjackk667]

"We want you to identify a body - THIS body (Ed Gamble unbuttoning shirt and dancing)... But seriously, there IS a dead body and we think it's your fiance." I'm climbing back on top of the chair.

[@WilfulFox]

The way everyone pauses and makes eye contact after delivering a joke is kinda funny for some reason 😂 Especially Hugh’s double take as he leaves 😊

[@whatonearth9809]

That Stamp Duty joke was too real 😂😂😂

[@janemazurek2517]

As a Canadian I LOVE this!

[@cavangallagher6869]

I’ve been watching all of the scenes we’d like to see in order and I finished series 16 today, searched for series 17 and it didn’t come up, I refreshed and you literally uploaded it like 5 seconds after I finished series 16 lol thanks for the video

[@JKH133]

Cooking While Pissed came back after lockdown!

[@DinoDive]

I’d like to apologise to all the students who saw that, Miss jones has horribly misunderstood what mufti day means I burst out laughing

[@mmjackk667]

"And the caretaker has asked me to say: take care."

[@TheCarnivillain]

“If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many apples would you need to keep away Harold Shipman?”

[@harveyherbert2970]

All I hear is the curry's pc world ads when Hugh does his stand up haha

[@rory2871]

Ed gamble is so funny I cant deal with him

[@dl4350]

i can't stop laughing at the sequel to la la land - Poland thingy

[@ronster1703]

I always love watching the series cut when the series finishes and you get round to uploading then. Good chance to look back at the okay jokes, and to re-laugh at the good jokes, which are fairly few and far between now. I’m not bitching, most of the jokes are bearable, but sometimes you get that one that is brilliant. Like Ed Byrne’s “random things with stuff” joke last year.

[@gumusluk05]

Hugh always looks at the topic on the way back after his joke !! Random but true

[@africanfrag15]

31:10 James wasn't impressed with Hugh's joke...

[@dancollins3999]

Sahil Shah he’s just kinda like that in general tbh

[@jossyn8464]

They don't really listen most of the time, cuz they have to think about their own jokes.

[@alichinogaming6089]

"Using... MADICK"

[@mmgmagic]

Rejected Exam Questions: If a surgery to change your eye is £10,000, how much did Dara spend on his new look?

[@entermidnight7704]

A fucking lot

[@abyc-m2291]

£20,000 because if you can afford to change a eye, you are rich enough to get the pair done

[@jackhughes0197]

43:44 I was crying laughing at this for 5 minutes straight!!

[@AdamBomb5794]

Jack Hughes aa

[@louiseogden1296]

I read the other day about a guy who died from laughing so hard his heart went into tachycardia. I know what he felt like after watching these videos, and I have to ban myself from watching them at work because no one understands why I lapse into random bouts of hysterics and I'm upsetting my colleague. Keep at it!

[@avengedraider5727]

17:01 oh boy. That aged well didn’t it.

[@mmjackk667]

"Well, you need two prosthetic limbs. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg." (Hugh Dennis)

[@markmiller6402]

Cooking when pissed is so relatable

[@jessesanders1103]

10:04 Hugh Calls Croatia's World Cup Run

[@nickthefox72]

Nice work mate :) Ever thought of doing a compilation of when Hugh narrates film/news clips? That would be cool :)

[@naxaes7889]

That delivery at 21:13 is just spot on!

[@richardcochrane1966]

43:14 Tacky, tasteless and bloody hysterical!!🤣

[@1995elnino]

Dude you are my hero

[@XLJ4SON]

You are the best

[@proudfootz]

"...whom do we appreciate?"

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Series 18 starts on May 23, and seems to only last 6 episodes. Unless the Wiki is incomplete.

[@angeskye]

mindlessgonzoALT I read they are doing a split season. 6 now and more in October.

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Well, that explains everything. The SWLTS might still be a bit short, but eh, worth it.

[@InservioLetum]

_Cooking While Pissed_ is actually low-key a genius show idea

[@kennyhagan5781]

Ok, I understand why the Showaddywaddy thing doesn't happen anymore, but I can't stop saying that word ever since I saw Hugh Dennis do it on an older clip of the show. The people at work are starting to ask me what it's all about. The fact is, I live in Texas and it ain't easy. If I tried to explain the whole matter to them, they just wouldn't be able to understand. Please, could someone help?

[@andrewwhite1305]

I love to hear James say Toblerone...lol

[@rokealy]

the lads are hilarious 🤣

[@thepoormansguidetothegalax3981]

I wish Whose Line could do this.

[@swampthing20]

Jesus, Milton's OFSTED one 1:09:30 is piss funny.

[@osmondplummer3164]

Yes I do!

[@joshleadbetter5007]

46:48 had me in bits :,)))))

[@peterbrophy3478]

youtube red in nz no adds thank you for the upload

[@JJ21210]

This is wonderful -- thank you for taking the time to share and bring so much pleasure to so many. (And your "Read the FAQ!" -- very good idea.) I hope your kindness comes back to you many times over; happy new year.

[@BINGOTECH-lt8lt]

43:10 I suppose that one was after Barry Elilott/Chuckle died?

[@mindlessgonzo]

Yes.

[@InservioLetum]

"thuh CAYK uv DETH" This guy is always so hilariously odd, you never really know what's about to come out.

[@andrewbloom7694]

1:08:10 This. This is why the BBC doesn't ask pro-brexit comedians on. The audience clearly wasn't on his side.

[@GeeVanderplas]

That guy is also seriously unfunny..... I mean, no pressure? oof that was painful.

[@jameslittlemore313]

Everyone talks about how this show isn't funny anymore. What makes me more concerned is how the audience now clap after nearly every joke. It deeply concerns me 😂😂

[@LordAaronus]

clearly they're wrong

[@ozm8642]

It's like the Netflix stand up specials, audience is obviously paid

[@LordAaronus]

@@ozm8642 except it's on regular tv and the audience paid for tickets

[@ozm8642]

@@LordAaronus yah I know. Still not as bad as a laugh track haha

[@george8582]

Austin McFarlane it’s all canned laughter

[@MrMinty1981]

5:33 Siri did the voice over?

[@Trek001]

Although he clapped somewhat, I don't think Hugh especially liked the "To me" joke

[@elvisleeboy]

It was a pretty obvious one.

[@dougfrey7447]

From the states so is Southern Rail really that bad?

[@KookiezRevenge]

Doug Frey so so so bad! They ruin livelihoods!

[@VincenzoInfi]

Yes they're horrific

[@twincrafters1]

Doug Frey I mean they aren’t that bad but who’d know because they are always on strike. So yeah they are terrible.

[@timothyw98]

If anything the whole rail system is nosing diving off a cliff. But hey we getting hs2 and If Im not mistaken, David Cameron said we should have one because Germany have one. Anybody think we can run a train system like clockwork.

[@josephharrison8354]

@@timothyw98 Trouble is with most of the UK's railways is that they use Victorian signalling technology. Once in-cab signalling is installed, efficiency should (should) improve significantly.

[@tangomoggynoengi8518]

If you forget your safe word... just call out another woman's name... 🤔 That'll do the trick...! 😉😏😁👍

[@gwr1787]

I was not aware Ari Eldjárn had been on Mock the Week..... shows how long it's been since I watched the show xD

[@Punchdrunk_Critic]

Best bit is at 43:12, to me! Lol

[@catitaax8795]

relaxing music sleep

[@annoneill8471]

After 7:37 I walk up and say I'm happy to say that England won

[@LordAaronus]

At least the Food Panda ad is kinda relevant

[@sebastiannathaniel1613]

"...ferret in the arse...'...looked like a dubbing edit. ?

[@paulkennedy8701]

Looked fine to me. Do they do that? ADR in post-production?

[@maddie_1122]

Timestamp?

[@spaceballs369]

Am I missing the joke behind Ed Byrne's "The coffee shops of Amsterdam..." one? I've watched this lots of times and still don't quite understand it. For reference: 39:40

[@mindlessgonzo]

Nobody goes to a coffee shop in Amsterdam just for the coffee. They go to get high.

[@spaceballs369]

@@mindlessgonzo Ahhhhh gotcha. Thank you!

[@deborahchasteen3206]

Who is the black comedian in the flowered shirt? He's very good.

[@dan.copp1410]

43:42 lol

[@ryeencoke]

@1:10:54 the comedian in the black shirt appears to be reading something on his hand. @1:11:24 you can actually see he has something written on his left hand

[@Raas987]

James Acaster saves this show tbh

[@HMgamingEXP14HUW]

And hugh Dennis and dara, should just be then 3 on this show and no one else haha

[@JeremyForTheWin]

a classic's a classic!

[@HarryNicNicholas]

"tarzipan" brill.

[@LensesOnTheRoad]

sergeant too-ugly-for-hollyoaks got me good

[@dan.copp1410]

17:42 lol so true

[@user-ki9xh6ol8r]

Don't think that I don't know L7 wasn't behind the S.J.H. Ordeal.....Oh its coming

[@ariel_haymarket]

3x/4y is a tad meaningless. I get that that was a bit but x and y could literally be any pair of numbers so long as it's on the line y = 8x-12

[@wildsurfer12]

Skip to 43:12 for the best joke.

[@beomgguks970]

i honestly don’t get that joke help me out here 🤠🤠

[@p.atrick.]

OH NO. OH FUCK. OH NO.

[@JJ21210]

@@beomgguks970 There was a kids TV show, "The Chuckle Brothers," where one of the catchphrases was "To me, to you" -- and not long before this was filmed, one of the Chuckle Brothers died. So the joke was kind of tasteless.

[@ryeencoke]

can someone explain Ed's joke at 43:10 please. It got such a reaction from the audience and other comedians.

[@mindlessgonzo]

It was taped after the death of one of the Chuckle Brothers, one of their famous tidbits is "To me?" "To you."

[@ryeencoke]

@@mindlessgonzo ahhhh, so a "too soon" type joke, that explains the reactions

[@biggusdickus5986]

It was done twice oneof the female comediens did it too

[@imaner76]

@46:56 ... I'm crying laughing. If you're not. Keep watching it.

[@isimsizadam1907]

What is the timmy joke @43:15 ?

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

It's more of "To Me" as one of the Chuckle Brothers died August of this year. They've known for that silly "To me. To you."

[@isimsizadam1907]

thx..

[@cancer_sucks]

T-ME ....... brutal!

[@Spitfyre1011]

Who’s the black man in the first scenes? He’s great.

[@JJ21210]

Darren Harriott. I didn't know him, either, so I checked the list of eps on Wikicrapia, which lists the cast for each ep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mock_the_Week_episodes

[@goodiesguy]

You're joking, right? He's terrible.

[@Thenorthsace]

Pizza piss brilliant

[@hoole87]

My fave joke hahahaha

[@PilgrimLad]

@43:12 what is with Timmy?

[@LazarouDave]

He said "To me..." It was filmed not long after one of the Chuckle Brothers died (One of their catchphrases being "To me, to you", which they would both say one each, if you didn't know)

[@LifesVoyager]

Caster Semenya has joined a football team. That girl's got balls.

[@zaccarpenter621]

ed gamble is cruel for that one at 43:14

[@malachi7729]

45:54 fetusdeletus

[@miaxx937]

I think my favourite seasons are from around when rob beckett was on, there doesn’t seem to be anymore of the of the original people. Even dara seems a bit off. I think it was doomed as soon as Andy left tbh

[@JamesKennedy33]

I hear that Huw Edwards actually likes sexy news though...

[@nandoboiii5215]

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