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Mock The Week

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@andrewfenn3019
@andrewfenn3019 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Dara leapt to Angela's defense. "She didn't do it. Don't boo her."
@RichardM-kv4uu
@RichardM-kv4uu 3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Adams Some women are extremely funny.
@renejuren2398
@renejuren2398 3 жыл бұрын
Their jokes are. Its just the delivery that fails very often. Comedian should be an actors as well in my book.
@na......124
@na......124 3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Adams #sarahmillican
@na......124
@na......124 3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Adams #ShappiKhorsandi
@na......124
@na......124 3 жыл бұрын
@Paul Adams #SaraPascoe
@platinumpatience5307
@platinumpatience5307 3 жыл бұрын
2:39 I love how Ed Gamble finished his Indian joke and immediately looked to see Romesh's reaction, and Romesh was already walking towards the mic to respond! 😂
@Ryno2094
@Ryno2094 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining that I would have never understood what they were doing if not for you, thank you so much.
@B4by-G1r4ff3
@B4by-G1r4ff3 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Romesh dosn't care and takes the mick out of his indian race himself!
@toucheturtle...6547
@toucheturtle...6547 3 жыл бұрын
@@B4by-G1r4ff3 That's because he is from Sri Lanka....
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ryno2094 I thought PP was explaining what he loved, rather than explaining what happened? A subtle difference, but a difference none the less.
@lynhugell6563
@lynhugell6563 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the timing was perfect.
@keelieinwonderland
@keelieinwonderland 3 жыл бұрын
That cupboard joke was bloody genius
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 3 жыл бұрын
It's like the one with nish "What's the difference between an Indian and and Asian elephant? Ones not an elephant" "I'm not an elephant"
@0ceanicify
@0ceanicify 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm Paddington from Darkest Peru" said the small bear. "Deport him!" said the Home Secretary.
@DrTSquare
@DrTSquare 2 жыл бұрын
The Jack and Jill one is my favorite 😂
@2KOOLURATOOLGaming
@2KOOLURATOOLGaming 3 жыл бұрын
OK, either I'm in a jolly mood today or this clip was especially funny.
@jesseblack5812
@jesseblack5812 3 жыл бұрын
both
@CrimsonSapphire99
@CrimsonSapphire99 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely Both
@ginngercrazy
@ginngercrazy 3 жыл бұрын
I thinks one of the better ones out there.
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 3 жыл бұрын
A little column A, a little column B
@12000gp
@12000gp 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you’re in a jolly mood because this clip was especially funny.
@moretimeneeded56
@moretimeneeded56 3 жыл бұрын
5:58 that was great and finished on a high. Hugh Dennis says it as if he really means it.
@argo12
@argo12 3 жыл бұрын
That was the best one!
@jamiejp4007
@jamiejp4007 2 жыл бұрын
"Woman can't be Ghostbusters wah" send 😆
@angeladawn805
@angeladawn805 3 жыл бұрын
I'll NEVER think of Paddington the same way again :)
@johnbiggscr
@johnbiggscr 3 жыл бұрын
Almost spat my tea out at Swallows and Amazons.
@Envexitytg
@Envexitytg 3 жыл бұрын
Yep adult content .. and a female proffeser gets sacked for claiming only women have vaginal birth canals
@CantStayAway
@CantStayAway 3 жыл бұрын
My All-Time Favourite "Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Children's Book" moment is definitely when Chris Addison turns "The Gruffalo" into "Stringfellow" XDXDXD
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 3 жыл бұрын
Dara bursts a blood vessel laughing at Hugh's last joke, then unhesitatingly gives the points to Ed's team. Wrap the green flag round me, boys!
@PianoKwanMan
@PianoKwanMan 3 жыл бұрын
It's cos it Dara wasn't on Stephens' side
@flemmingpedersen567
@flemmingpedersen567 3 жыл бұрын
As far as I know, they film him giving points to both teams, and the editor gets to decide which is used - the dumbest thing I have seen, is an episode where team A got all the points and team B won the show.
@ze_rubenator
@ze_rubenator 3 жыл бұрын
@@flemmingpedersen567 Wait are you telling me, that you actually pay attention to who wins and who gets the points? You must be literally the only one.
@flemmingpedersen567
@flemmingpedersen567 3 жыл бұрын
@@ze_rubenator Only that one time, because it was so obvious - my brain just wouldn't accept it, so I scrubbed through the show to make sure, and the winning team didn't get a single point - I know why they have to have the points, but it still seems pointless.
@liams1991
@liams1991 3 жыл бұрын
Never understood why they bother with "points" tbh. Never made sense.
@FinBrennan
@FinBrennan 3 жыл бұрын
Nipple clamps & Lube is the name of my new memoir.
@scottakasprite
@scottakasprite 3 жыл бұрын
Mine will be 'Hookers And Blow'
@DominikMaslyk
@DominikMaslyk 3 жыл бұрын
My one is “Condom of Cocaine”
@7MatthewJames
@7MatthewJames 2 жыл бұрын
Mine will be “A Tree and LSD”
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 9 ай бұрын
Grew up poor so "Stolen Pliers and Chaffing," for me.
@xalahuj
@xalahuj 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.
@LiyemEanapay
@LiyemEanapay 3 жыл бұрын
The Narnia, Indian/Cupboard and Ghostbusters jokes were great
@vagabondwastrel2361
@vagabondwastrel2361 3 жыл бұрын
The ghostbusters joke was gaslighting straight from the studio's pr company. People had three main problems with the movie. It shit on the original cast, it wasn't funny, and they advertised with misandry.
@dinogoldie9716
@dinogoldie9716 2 жыл бұрын
Bear in mind, this is the best bit of MTW. They film nearly three hours of content for each episode and this is the stuff that makes the cut.
@EvilBlakey
@EvilBlakey 2 жыл бұрын
So? That's how media works. Bad songs cut from albums don't make the remaining songs any worse, and bad bits cut from MTW don't make the funny bits any less funny.
@jamierobertson9832
@jamierobertson9832 2 жыл бұрын
kinda proves that its unscripted then
@helenHTID
@helenHTID 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamierobertson9832 Correct. It's more like an on the spot rehearsal and partly prepped. They get told the subjects before the show rolls, Then come up with a whole bunch of stuff for filming.. A mix of ideas they thought of before hand and stuff they come with on the day, And then the producers take all the bit they want and make the TV show. But the live audience get to see the whole thing unfold in front of them which could be several hours.. It's definitely a day out for them each time.
@kenneththies275
@kenneththies275 3 жыл бұрын
This show is an antidote to a very bad day.
@Potionette81
@Potionette81 3 жыл бұрын
'So Christopher Robin spent a long, happy morning playing with his beloved Pooh, and his mum finally accepted that she needed to consult a psychiatrist about her son's serious scatological issues'.
@emporioalnino4670
@emporioalnino4670 3 жыл бұрын
Ivo is underrated
@emporioalnino4670
@emporioalnino4670 2 жыл бұрын
Dec 2022 Still underrated
@celinemet
@celinemet 3 жыл бұрын
Ed Byrne!!!
@beverleydavies5954
@beverleydavies5954 2 жыл бұрын
I love Ed gamble!!👍👏
@zomfies
@zomfies 3 жыл бұрын
Who the hell runs this account? Why is this video tagged with the names of two performers who aren't in it?
@Baiko
@Baiko 3 жыл бұрын
Probably someone who thought this time they've finally nailed the youtube automatisation.
@flyawaytodie
@flyawaytodie 3 жыл бұрын
The intern, who replaced an intern who was even stupider.
@1969Kismet
@1969Kismet 3 жыл бұрын
Just checking on your attention and giving something to do. Job done for today.
@Septimus_ii
@Septimus_ii 3 жыл бұрын
They fit the right title, so they're improving
@just-tess
@just-tess 9 ай бұрын
1:23 ha Hugh looks ashamed about that Paddington one!
@marikaii4618
@marikaii4618 3 жыл бұрын
does anyone know 1:24 's name??
@just-tess
@just-tess 9 ай бұрын
Ivo Graham if you're still wondering!
@UntrainableWizard
@UntrainableWizard 3 жыл бұрын
"And from under the bridge came the voice of the troll. 'WAH! Woman can't be Ghostbusters', *send*".
@toluckyforyou4432
@toluckyforyou4432 3 жыл бұрын
2:45 “oh come on that’s not fair”
@7MatthewJames
@7MatthewJames 2 жыл бұрын
“Is that your final answer Mr Von Trapp?”
@Tom_The_Cat
@Tom_The_Cat 3 жыл бұрын
Name? Kieth Vaz-I mean Jim! Occupation? MP-I mean washing machine salesman!
@Pseud0nymTXT
@Pseud0nymTXT 3 жыл бұрын
Damn as someone who grew up being read swallows and amazon that joke hot me hard, brilliant.
@bren106
@bren106 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone's wondering if your typo should have been hit me hard or got me hard.
@OP-1000
@OP-1000 3 жыл бұрын
@@madisntit6547 it has been 5 months. I think it is safe to say it was “hit”
@JamesSmith-pp5vp
@JamesSmith-pp5vp 3 жыл бұрын
'Are those new tracks?' The Fat Controller asked Thomas. 'I've asked you not to make comments on my heroin addiction.' Thomas replied.
@bsvlitmus
@bsvlitmus Жыл бұрын
Who's that 0:36? Forgot his name.
@just-tess
@just-tess 9 ай бұрын
Ed Gamble
@aecides3203
@aecides3203 3 жыл бұрын
"It's the banker and he thinks you're going to accept this deal, because in his box is your wife" - let's be honest here, there are a lot of people that would refuse the deal and count it as a win if they knew their box had 5p in it.
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 2 жыл бұрын
And most would ask "How long will he give me to think it over?"
@tbotalpha8133
@tbotalpha8133 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha it's funny because marriage is terrible
@emporioalnino4670
@emporioalnino4670 2 жыл бұрын
WIFE BAD
@jbcatz5
@jbcatz5 3 жыл бұрын
“And now for the next question, does my bum look big is this?”
@gh8447
@gh8447 3 жыл бұрын
It's the new version of 'clickbait title'.
@richardkralick3062
@richardkralick3062 3 жыл бұрын
You seem radiant today.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TonyHavenMusic
@TonyHavenMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, the subject for Brook/Essex vs Fry/Hawkins was popular culture from the mid 2000's, so it was indeed, pointless 😂
@Nulono
@Nulono 3 жыл бұрын
Could someone explain the "washing machine salesman" joke?
@AK-ez4pc
@AK-ez4pc 2 жыл бұрын
Keith Vaz was caught in a scandal where he told those he was "engaging" with that he was a washing machine salesmen and his name was Jim
@nunyanunya4147
@nunyanunya4147 Жыл бұрын
im gonna be sooo freakin depressed when i get to the end ov this playlist :(
@aminopropylpiperazine261
@aminopropylpiperazine261 3 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, why do I know that it is Baku? xD
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 3 жыл бұрын
Ah… so did I. Jinx!
@NJTYY
@NJTYY 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers! That joke was a little humiliating for me as an Azerbaijani, but got over it quite quickly, as the following ones were actually hilarious
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 2 жыл бұрын
No it is fuktifino
@PerovNigma
@PerovNigma 7 ай бұрын
"I will never tell you my name! You will have to _guess_ my name!" said Rumplestiltskin. "Oh, thanks, narrator." You're welcome.
@princesskursethegachatuber4164
@princesskursethegachatuber4164 3 жыл бұрын
0:42 lol
@RiotElephantProductions
@RiotElephantProductions 3 жыл бұрын
#Katherineryan isn’t in this video.... I believe that comedian’s name is Angela
@RiotElephantProductions
@RiotElephantProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Also josh widdacomb is also not in this video, along with Milton jones. Ed Gamble is there
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 3 жыл бұрын
Angela Barnes.
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda makes my mouth water
@peterburke1709
@peterburke1709 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if pAddington did deal in cocaine in the live action films lol
@πλούσιομετάλλιο-ι6ν
@πλούσιομετάλλιο-ι6ν 3 жыл бұрын
Storm trooper trunks BLK on both sides
@Chris-wj8fz
@Chris-wj8fz 2 ай бұрын
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water...Jill came down with half a crown ..but not for carrying water
@andrewfenn3019
@andrewfenn3019 3 жыл бұрын
"Now hold on, fellas. You can't be Woody and Buzz. I'm Woody and that's Buzz. Wait a minute, ain't you Andy's mums toys? I thought so. You have a nice now. I can tell Andy's mum will have a great night."
@andycontento3563
@andycontento3563 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
@jaggass
@jaggass 3 жыл бұрын
'' One minute i was in the hospital and all of a sudden everything went black said Prince Phillip when he arrived at the pearly gates''
@aiieeee5166
@aiieeee5166 3 жыл бұрын
If only he said Woody instead of Noddy
@oomfoof7294
@oomfoof7294 3 жыл бұрын
Well it wouldn't make sense, because Woody isn't in a "toy town' nor is he in a children's book.
@chicosticks
@chicosticks 3 жыл бұрын
"Intelligence make for some incredibly funny human beings".... What do i mean 🤨?....
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 3 жыл бұрын
To you ?
@Nulono
@Nulono 3 жыл бұрын
Swallows and Amazons? What?
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix operates a streaming service as does Amazon. ‘Chill’ refers to engaging in intimate sexual activity and swallows refers to oral sex. However… ‘Swallows and Amazons’ was a 1930 novel by Arthur Ransome about two groups of children who met on holiday. It became a 1974 movie and a later remake in 2016.
@no1bandfan
@no1bandfan 3 жыл бұрын
You can have women ghostbusters, just don’t have shit writing to go along with it.
@theghost7277
@theghost7277 3 жыл бұрын
No no no
@jamesnelson984
@jamesnelson984 3 жыл бұрын
I would add, and not those women. Maybe some with actual talent 🤣
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 жыл бұрын
#Outwilliamed
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729
@mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 жыл бұрын
He's Going To Do Something Mutually Horrendous To Himself
@CricketEngland
@CricketEngland 3 жыл бұрын
And at the end of that round the points goto whoever I f’ing want to give them too because I am Dara O’Brien and I am in charge and decide the winner even if I have given them less points through out the show than the other side...
@CricketEngland
@CricketEngland 3 жыл бұрын
@@muisverriet no one said I was but that’s how Dara does it.... watch an episode in full and you will see on some shows he has give move point to one side through out the show but then announced the winners to be the other team.
@DavidOakesMusic
@DavidOakesMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@CricketEngland I'm pretty sure they film both teams being announced "the winner" and use whichever they feel like in editing.
@franticranter
@franticranter 3 жыл бұрын
@@CricketEngland that's because the show isn't for points. the points are part of a format that they create competitiveness and create a facade of originality in the show. the format isn't the focus point of the show, the comedy is, and so he just does whatever he wants within the format to prop up that facade
@CricketEngland
@CricketEngland 3 жыл бұрын
@@franticranter yes and that’s what I said
@jamesl8640
@jamesl8640 3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHPKcqWnn7usgpI In this dara says "the points are arse" and don't matter.
@Damian_1989
@Damian_1989 3 жыл бұрын
WAAAH well apparently the trolls were right, SEND!
@EightThreeEight
@EightThreeEight 2 жыл бұрын
Ed isn't saying anything about the quality of the film.
@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 3 жыл бұрын
Like a Pudding, Society finally sets up, nothing can move, this state, the flowering, the Final Act; is followed by rot and confusion, dissolution and grievance. When it was still boiling, getting another ingredient or two, being stirred, scraped, cooled. The banquet lasts depending on the size of the pot. But when it's finished, it's over.
@massimookissed1023
@massimookissed1023 5 ай бұрын
Is that a Russian nursery rhyme ?
@derekbland5253
@derekbland5253 3 жыл бұрын
My God an anti Labour leader joke. That's a rare thing.
@bondinvisible
@bondinvisible Жыл бұрын
Your are the weakest link but no one is the worst player here is your participation award
@RakuSZN
@RakuSZN 3 жыл бұрын
That ghostbusters film was shite tbf tho
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 3 жыл бұрын
These are so much better when the politics stay out of it. Thank you!
@TwoWholeWorms
@TwoWholeWorms 2 жыл бұрын
Uncorrect.
@bt3743
@bt3743 2 жыл бұрын
It's always the closet racists who say politics shouldn't be in comedy
@gozelziyali2019
@gozelziyali2019 Жыл бұрын
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@gozelziyali2019
@gozelziyali2019 Жыл бұрын
🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 3 жыл бұрын
Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham. I just don’t think you should’ve made this dish at all, it’s disastrous. The yolks are green and not yellow, and the ham is green and not cooked to a medium rare. Plus the eggs are still undercooked I can hear them cluck, the ham is raw I can still hear it oink. So I’m not scoring this dish at all
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 жыл бұрын
Women could be ghostbusters if they were funny and capable actresses. And it came with a decent script.
@ipellaers
@ipellaers 3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the last Ghostbusters? Troll might've been on to something Ed ;)
@Dim4323
@Dim4323 3 жыл бұрын
Hear a story called Ed Gamble Were he Gambled to be a crappy comedian
@kylewilliams5761
@kylewilliams5761 3 жыл бұрын
Of course women can be Ghostbusters......, Just means it will earn less money and be boring.!!!
@larapalma3744
@larapalma3744 3 жыл бұрын
It wasn't great
@jamesnelson984
@jamesnelson984 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly the female Ghostbusters movie sucked out loud and I'm not ashamed to say it
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 3 жыл бұрын
And twas true! Women cant be ghostbusters. it was utter shit.
@wasabista1613
@wasabista1613 3 жыл бұрын
Guess this is an older episode, from back when it WAS unlikely to find sexual things in a children's book.
@themostbritishpersonalive868
@themostbritishpersonalive868 2 жыл бұрын
And political things
@bt3743
@bt3743 2 жыл бұрын
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 someones existence is political now? You twats sound like Thatcher and she was the biggest twat of em all
@Ogrethephreak
@Ogrethephreak 2 жыл бұрын
What children's books are you reading??
@mjhauptfleisch614
@mjhauptfleisch614 3 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, I am all for free speech, but is it really necessary to make fun of people who cannot defend themselves?, who are not well placed in society?, who are poor? This Canadian program really shocked me, and its effort to hide behind satire is pathetic. Rather give me old-fashioned British humor, which never make fun of weak people. (Big Bang Comedy will never see me again!)
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is above being made fun of. Every good joke has a victim. And actually, most jokes are making fun of ideas which the performer thinks is bad. Not to promote ideas they believe in. In fact, every joke I've ever died laughing at has been -ist or -phobic. Does that mean that I believe in those ideas? Not at all. A joke is a joke. And I'm sick of every joke being obligated to be socially conscious or pushing a political agenda. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
@TimoRutanen
@TimoRutanen 3 жыл бұрын
You don't have to do it if you don't want to. But when you appear to be a crank to everyone, don't be surprised if they act accordingly.
@scottfreckle237
@scottfreckle237 2 жыл бұрын
Only reason Ed is there is because he's Dara's pal, he's certainly not a comedian
@paulpurves484
@paulpurves484 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute rubbish, he’s awesome
@appleboy8899
@appleboy8899 3 жыл бұрын
Such a shame Angela Barnes is in it, least funniest person on this show ever
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 2 жыл бұрын
I hear you. However, that title surely belongs to Gina Yashere. She did two accents (badly), Sowf Landan and Nigerian (after her mum). Angela can be a little bit off the mark but she has had some belters.
@corriedebeer799
@corriedebeer799 3 жыл бұрын
The Indian with the lazy eye is auctually Sri Lankan. I don't wanna be that guy but that is the lazy stereotypeing that gets you reported to the FA. #noroomforracism
@CptnWolfe
@CptnWolfe 2 жыл бұрын
They still went on with the joke
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