Modern Religion be like

Religion in the Modern times can be quite confusing. Mix a certain cartoon in there and we got a memes for history
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Castlevania SOTN Soundtrack- Requiem of the Gods
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[@death-istic9586]

Hi!💙

[@death-istic9586]

Hi!💙

[@DhirenGowda]

I don't know if films are your thing, but do a video of the curse of The Omen. Tiger maulings, an IRA bombing and the director's car being stuck next to a sign saying "Ommen 66.6 km" is channel material.

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

i worship jezus and god lol

[@ParseeMizuhashi-nv8tq]

yes

[@forthegreatergood5281]

"Thou shalt not sexualize a cartoon mouse"

[@SaltoDaKid]

Only should be worship all are prophets beside the the messiah “Gadget Hackwrench”

[@Stormy_Coyote]

I don't remember that commandment.

[@Ooga_BoOga...]

LMFAO

[@caseytatum5837]

Oops

[@comradecat3678]

could have sworn it said "thou shalt covet sexy cartoon mouse girls..."

[@SonofTiamat]

The irony is Gadget once rebeled against a cult based around soda pop, which was a clever episode about commericialism becoming like a new religion

[@suhnih4076]

Lol

[@the-leso-jd172]

god has such a ironic humor

[@solank7620]

And now the kids who grew up watching that episode, have commercialism as their religion. Ironic indeed.

[@kanna-san.]

Sounds like a joke about how anything can be someone's replacement messiah

[@menib7574]

​@@suhnih4076loved your pfp

[@xijinpingloveswinniethepoo4090]

The Pope has been real quiet since this dropped...

[@user-unos111]

Does the Pope has any authority in an orthodox country like Russia?

[@lastswordfighter]

He is down for his nap or in his senility drowned in his soup.

[@girlbuu9403]

Therapist: Furries are just a niche hobby on the internet they're nothing serious. Furries: We're starting our own religion.

[@MorkiMoo]

This isn’t even about furries, I think it’s just another breed of mental fuckery entirely.

[@bloodyidit4506]

Pagans were actually furries btw tbh

[@girlbuu9403]

@@bloodyidit4506 That is just Anti-Egyptian, Celtic and Norse propaganda from the Romans. I choose to believe that, anyway.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@bloodyidit4506 They were cringe, but not that cringe. They worshipped trees more than animals the more north you went

[@karaqakkzl]

​@@girlbuu9403 Mythology based more of a harmony with nature, furries meant something else

[@Big_E_Soul_Fragment]

Someone just really, REALLY loved Gadget

[@timononp737]

Russians do. Gadget is the main furry-icon in the post-Soviet countries

[@WidSilson]

You're shitting us...right? ....right?

[@JacobM.S]

​@@WidSilsonnope here in Slovakia to samé in czechia

[@wildfire9280]

@@timononp737 how do you have such hyperspecific knowledge???

[@nanonymous9139]

​@@wildfire9280it is common knowledge actually ☝️

[@Based_Finn]

Imagine If this religion was there in the 1500-1600s.

[@ridethou]

👩 ✝️ 🔥

[@RockSmithStudio]

TBF there were a lot weird cults during that time too. Even in the late 1700s, the French Revolution was filled with weird cults trying to replace Christianity

[@ryannathaniel9296]

​@@RockSmithStudioThe Cult of Reason be like:

[@quentandil]

Rosicrucians and Masons are basically fanfic religions.

[@NetBattler]

​@@RockSmithStudiodoes cult of woke among them?

[@redquoter]

"This is why we exterminatus people." - The Inquisition, probably

[@Dumb_Oni_-_-]

well said BROTHER

[@hugojaime9565]

The German inquisition of course.

[@GarkKahn]

For the emperor of mankind!

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

Nobody exspects the Spanish inquisition.

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

I did not expect that.

[@hismajesty6272]

“The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race…”

[@PinkIceCreamTruck]

They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world.

[@andreassewell7413]

@@PinkIceCreamTruckCry about anprim, the human race was a disaster for the human race.

[@justinramthun1518]

And also indirectly created a religion centered around a cartoon mouse

[@Djigurda_Indiyskiy]

А ведь в России есть люди, работающие на заводах и возносящие молитвы Духу Машины, если что-то не работает. Говорят иногда помогает.

[@MrCmon113]

@@PinkIceCreamTruck Societies are more stable than ever, particularly post industrial Western ones. You have no measure of how "fulfilled" ppl felt pre industry. If you think living under a monarch is dignified and living in a liberal democracy isn't, you're a pathetic tool. You have no measure of psychological suffering pre industry. And "the natural world" can't take damage.

[@realDonaldMcElvy]

I can't wait to hear about its first Schism, then a Reformation, and finally a Restorationist Movement from Apostasy.

[@Somerealtomfoolery22112]

It's a cult of furries, it will never have those it'll always be destined to fuck up it's reputation for 30 years because of an influencer

[@siechamontillado]

Enjoy the 69th like

[@FarmerDrew]

Thomas Calvin and the Chipmunks

[@gentlebabarian]

The fact you use temuera morrison as a narration voice sends me😂😂

[@lewdendorff4120]

Just like the simulations

[@user-bv7zo6vd4m]

I thought it was his actuall voice...

[@kasoy5239]

@@user-bv7zo6vd4mcrazy just how good AI voices have become

[@johnpaulcross424]

Man dune sequels just keep getting weirder

[@dx-ek4vr]

The Yiff must flow!

[@deffkaren2078]

As written...

[@angit0098]

This is the kind of shit I'd make when I'm high on a Saturday night.

[@lukemorgan6166]

Ahahahah OMG drugs guys How funny

[@jdools4744]

Dude weed bro

[@danielhanna19]

​@lukemorgan6166 haha so funny OMG

[@victorriesen.1367]

Mans getting cooked in these replies

[@giovannicervantes2053]

​@@victorriesen.1367to rectify Sounds like some shit I'd come up with whilst drunk AND high

[@karaqakkzl]

The US, Japanese, South Korean: Russian can't have cults, they don't have freedom of religion Some weird fandom:

[@unknowncommenter6698]

Who tf said we can't have have random cults? The only stuff that is banned is Wahhabism and any other actually radical (i.e. the members are committing terrorist acts) religion. We didn't even ban Scientology iirc despite it clearly being a scam cult.

[@TitanJonkler]

There was a Russian man who thinks he’s Jesus

[@unknowncommenter6698]

@@TitanJonkler and also a guy who called him "God Kuzya"

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@TitanJonklerVissarion's hippie anarcho-commune was a wild ride

[@quan-uo5ws]

Russia is one of the country with the most insane cults but no one knows that

[@angelb.823]

That's damn good fanfiction. Pretty close to Manichaeism though.

[@thenew4559]

It's not even fanfiction. Gaykoslavie (Gadgetology) is a real life cult/religious movement in Russia.

[@strgunlinr2464]

​@@thenew4559>real life cult in Russia no fucking way

[@G8tr1522]

i just stared and laughed at that thumbnail for like a minute straight. EDIT: holy shit, that wasn't photoshopped

[@alexrexaros9837]

Rescue Rangers took a toll on the mental sanity of Gadgets worshippers.

[@whyareyoureadingmynickname8158]

Still makes more sense than scientology.

[@aspudgrowninireland9168]

Jesus, imagine cults like this existed during the Medieval Era or Early Modern Era and managed to catch on

[@BlazingFlame69]

They indeed existed

[@miguelatkinson]

It really makes you think that if religions like Mormonism started a couple centuries earlier could have end up rivaling that of Christianity and islam because all you need is time and well the rest is history

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@miguelatkinsonNot really, mormonism almost got wiped out, and only survived because in the US, they couldn't legally persecute them that overtly

[@dinok7630]

​@@miguelatkinsonNot really. You just need to be one of the big three that are all based on the same shit and the same land. Everything else had no chance. Protestants are just opportunist christians. Orthodox and Catholic were just split cause of politics. Jews were the first. Islam spread like wildfire because it was christianity 2.0 middle east edition. Much easier to group up and form huge alliances with the same religion (enter crusades).

[@DiscoDevil197]

Mormonism, alawites, jevohas witnesses, nation of islam, krishna cult. Many such cases

[@jessietricia1609]

A video idea: Least insane African dictator (Jean-Bedel Bokassa). You've got everything - a Napoleon fanboy & cosplayer, a goofy coronation process, and cannibalism.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

Napolean fanboy VS Austrian painter fanboy. A battle for the ages

[@a.p.6580]

​@@danielutriabrooks477 is the Austrian painter fanboy Macias Nguema?

[@KARKATELCESARENVIADODESA-pv4yd]

I am both@@danielutriabrooks477

[@XD-sc4ix]

Didn't he also punish people by literally feeding them to crocodiles or am confusing him for another African dictator?

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@a.p.6580 You bet

[@Mokare3]

Итить-колотить, вспомнили, аж олдскулы свело - Гайкославие! Mad respect for showing that aincent gem of weird slav culture

[@nd264u7]

Are they still with us

[@Djigurda_Indiyskiy]

Олдскулы свело? Ты что? Гайкославич?

[@TheFabulousGravyTrain]

This sounds like something you'd encounter in Disco Elysium. Apocalyptic Gaykoslavie is definitely something Tequila Sunset would be preaching.

[@belendomar964]

Therapist: "Being a furry if it was a religion" can't hurt you, it's not real. Being a furry if it was a religion:

[@dankmemes8254]

Ancient egyptians:

[@belendomar964]

@@dankmemes8254 LMAO TRUE

[@Athetos_Admech]

Fun fact: this is describing a real religion that originated in Nizhny Novgorod, Russia.

[@kathorsees]

a real parody religion, you mean. it's the same as pastafarianism - they're just mocking the Russian orthodox church in particular (called Pravoslavie in Russian).

[@graeyarmour]

Ah, yes, Gadget Hackwrench. Part of the Furry Starter Pack of the late 80s/early 90s. Not a bad choice, tbh.

[@cattysplat]

The great awakening began when we were but children watching cartoons. Parents called it indoctrination, but truthfully we were shown the way to enlightenment.

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

Ancient Greeks and Egyptians were already low-key furries

[@Somerealtomfoolery22112]

​@@argumentumadhominem3977and guess what... a lot of them drowned in the river

[@wildfire9280]

@@Somerealtomfoolery22112 ancient Roman propaganda

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

@@Somerealtomfoolery22112 Wasn't this the red sea?

[@thenew4559]

Gaykoslavie (Gadgetology) has got to be my favorite new religious cult from the internet era.

[@toddberkely6791]

The Cargo Cult cometh.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

Seeing a large structure flying would do that to most people, to be fair

[@engineering9065]

Russian furries are built different

[@rosdolsky]

"топ-5 пранков, которые зашли слишком далеко"

[@leevkop8229]

I had a mad crush on gadget as a little kid so it's actually hilarious to see the character didn't get forgotten but actually got its own religion lmao

[@RafelB1986]

I remember watching this as a kid, there was an episode about cults and the point of the episode was "dont join to cults kids". My God the irony here is off the charts.

[@RadicallyGlad]

I hope people defend this as literally true 2000 years from now

[@darthralin]

Why wait? We can do our part now.

[@wolfsoftheastartes]

0:11 aint no way i jusrt saw a confederate furry america wild 😭😭😭😭😭

[@alphaomega938]

Reminder that Hollywood went out of their way to have this cartoon mouse girl get blacked by a fly. They ruin everything

[@XD-sc4ix]

And I thought pastafarianism was weird

[@TeamBelmont91]

_And as I held my Son's lifeless body in my arms, I asked God "Why?"_ But in all honesty, WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE GORBACHEV'S BIRTHMARK AM I LOOKING AT HERE?!

[@kaletovhangar]

Post-Soviet moral decay of people of Russia. It's hilarious at furrst glance, but if you look at the bigger picture, quite sad.

[@TheColombianSpartan]

Okay but why is Commander Cody/Boba Fett/every clone explaining modern religion to me? Its beautiful

[@_Jay_Maker_]

They Symphony of the Night OST really hammers everything home. 😆

[@dmitrykistenev6320]

Гайкославы, сознавайтесь

[@mikdan8813]

Still not as f-ed up as Scientology

[@YOU-ot9ep]

Tom ain't gonna be happy about that

[@shadowwolf9823]

Isn't Scientology basically how they need to get a bunch of money and gold so Bender from Futurama will beat up the Xenomorphs from Aliens and save humanity?

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

​@@shadowwolf9823 It's more like "Buy our expensive useless device to purge the alien ghosts living in you bones. Also tax break please."

[@WhyisAlpharius69]

@@DonVigaDeFierroSo just Rogue Traders from Warhammer 40,000 if they have no economic authority and and as a religion.

[@dindin8753]

So literally idolatry but modern version lol

[@lord_tachanka3786]

True...

[@ryanmcamis7419]

I love that this Russian troll op is still being brought up every now and again.

[@j.s.ospina9861]

I too hold a religion based on an animated character. Respect

[@he_has_return_86]

My man hired Jango Fett to narrated this 🗿

[@Justicsgenie]

I just love that you love jango Fetts voice for your videos

[@Xronis153]

I fear the comment section that's about to come

[@Anon1gh3]

I fear the goon squad.

[@Xronis153]

@@Anon1gh3 The fuck is the goon squad

[@Anon1gh3]

@@Xronis153 Gooners.

[@Anon1gh3]

@@Xronis153 Goons

[@firdospratama4413]

Come

[@gododoof]

1:47 is such a deep cut meme. I remember it from a national film board animated short here in Canada.

[@zhon5311]

Moussy

[@cirokistermann7834]

The best part of this is the vpy of the clon narrator of Battlefront 2 of Pandemic, the seriety is in the point.

[@unknowncommenter6698]

Despite me being native Russian it took me almost entirety of the video to understand that usage of Gayka (or Gadget? If I got it right. I didn't speak English as a kid, so I only know Russian version of the name) is not done as a joke, but actually is serious. Also I'm watching this after work, so I'm a bit tired and am totally dumbed down by tiredness. Fucking hell.

[@kathorsees]

it's not serious, it's a mock religion, a parody. an early Russian meme. go read up on it on Lurkmore or Absurdopedia, it's a good laugh

[@unknowncommenter6698]

@@kathorsees ahhh, so it's not what I thought it was? Because I remember seeing some shit about some Asian looking old dude who UNIRONICALLY was obsessed with Gayka.

[@alexandercellante7553]

As a person who's in a religion class at a university I can confirm this is what's its like 😂

[@ugniusm.7743]

i wonder how these guys feel about the fact that, canonically, Zipper creampies into Gadget.

[@empschilde]

>Seth Rogan propaganda >canon

[@NucleaRaptor]

>canonically Like Cathars and other heretics before them, the zippers shall be cleansed by the blade and the fire all the same. Pay no heed to their addled ramblings, brother.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

Why are people like this? Why do people use these words?

[@user-sy3yt4rt5r]

as rotten heresy by Western media corporation, of course

[@dmitrykistenev6320]

"This never happened, and that's all"

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

A turtle approves of these religions

[@729060]

How breedable is Gadget?

[@aspudgrowninireland9168]

​​​@@729060 Bro, wat 💀

[@cheewqtforryyi]

Bot

[@Ninjaananas]

CHELONIA!

[@buckbumble1872]

for some reason, humans are just drawn into religion. to the point, we make non-religions into basically a religion more than half the time we try to leave religion. makes me think maybe the religious crowd was right and we were put here to worship something.

[@thenew4559]

It's pretty undeniable that we have an instinct towards some form of spirituality. The only question is whether or not that instinct is based on some deeper, cosmological truth.

[@blackshirtsocialist1457]

Well that true i think considering im an long live atheist start moving to religion of national worship, when human cannot find their sky daddy they start to worship anything. (pan-national theism)

[@kathorsees]

you do understand it's just a meme, right? it's a mock religion, like the Flying Spaghetti Monster cult. ah, the early days of the internet

[@buckbumble1872]

@@kathorsees of course I understand that. I juts like the sound of my own voice

[@Anders010]

Interesting. Now I wonder how Gadget (peace be upon her name) would judge the pilots that dropped the nukes during the Finno-Korean Hyper war. 🤔

[@JosephShemelewski]

When you see a cult form around a character from a cartoon you haven't eve thought about for like 20years

[@FarmerDrew]

I think about Chip and Dale's rescue rangers like every few weeks

[@JosephShemelewski]

@@FarmerDrew Now I will too

[@hoboishguy]

I can't believe Tomar would do this

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

I will never understand how any self-proclaimed "Christian" can go into a megachurch and listen to a service from a multi-millionaire pastor in a $2,000 suit and think "Yeah Jesus would want this."

[@Ninjaananas]

Evangelicals are a pervesion of Christianity. Actually, it is a mockery of it.

[@cattysplat]

That's why we had the protestant reformation bro.

[@Ninjaananas]

Evangelicals feel like a mockery of Christianity.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

@@cattysplat The timeframe is a little iffy

[@knyazvals4824]

​@cattysplat Did you read the comment? He said megachurches, which are a Protestant thing, lol.

[@tylerf5914]

I love the narration by the 501st battalion.

[@climid]

Are chip and dale on this religion as like archangels or something?

[@23DHczxcWG04]

2 months ago by @cj6610 I'm posting it again since Thomas Cochrane is a badass )) "Would love to see a video on Thomas Cochrane, 10th Earl of Dundonald. The guy scared Napoleon so much he got the nickname 'Sea Wolf' from him as he never lost a single battle at sea. He got kicked out the British Navy for a time for insider trading so he fought around the world with different groups until they let him back in, rising to the top of the Navy again before retiring."

[@dukenukem3dgaming599]

The fly-mouse love child was cannon in this religion

[@generalfang1537]

I'll never get this video out of my head the next time i play Castlevania Sotn at the section ever

[@Ninjaananas]

Requiem for the Mouse.

[@bun197]

I wouldn’t really call the gadget thing a religion since there’s no actual beliefs associated with it. It’s just a really intense fan club. Sort of like larpaganism where nobody involved has any sort of actual coherent belief system or practice

[@darthralin]

Bro, that's the first 3-4 decades of almost any religion.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

​@@darthralinCoherent is not the same as unified

[@darthralin]

@@danielutriabrooks477 Yeah, that's why I said "3-4 decades" and not "a century."

[@kathorsees]

it's a mock religion, an intentional joke/parody of real religions. like pastafarianism

[@immortalwarrior2695]

Uhhh I only worship my type of religion:- Thighology. Or worship of thighs. Anime or otherwise. It's the only superior religion and everything else is inferior

[@averageweebo101]

Where do I sign up for this religion?

[@NucleaRaptor]

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[@dx-ek4vr]

It is the Thiccest thighs that shall deliver salvation upon this world!

[@danielutriabrooks477]

Least down bad anime pfp:

[@aspudgrowninireland9168]

U fool, flying spaghetti monsterism is the best religion!

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

I saw Count Dankula's video on these guys last year.

[@tomasz9429]

I watched that show as a kid some 30 years ago. Good god, humanity is fucking doomed.

[@kathorsees]

it's a parody, like pastafarianism. just an early internet meme that never caught on in the West

[@Absolutely_Nobody]

The use of SOTN - Requiem of the Gods is just... perfect.

[@sorensouthard927]

Honestly, I could take any number of cults and introduce them some thousand or so years ago and 50% of the time it would emerge as a mainstream religion steeped in tradition with probably a few holy wars and the blood of thousands if not millions on it's hands.

[@danielutriabrooks477]

Not really, most modern cults are either derivative or self-destructive, so they would most likely be replaced by the historical religions

[@2003hondacivic]

I like this guys videos when they're like this

[@imstupid880]

For context: the latest series reboot had her marry a literal fly and have a litter of half-breed mutant children. It is your moral duty to oppose such things.

[@vasa9646]

Can't wait for colab with pastafariansm 🥶

[@xbirdshorts5075]

A religion based around a disney character? I am not surprised considering how wacky humans were and still are but still moderately amused

[@NetBattler]

You can make a movie with this stuff

[@dumitrugonzalez4372]

I appreciate the voice of the narrator to be from the old star wars battlefront 2, 501st soldier.

[@bake4795]

dearest Masterofroflness, I am doing a presentation on Rommel and I must include a video at the end and I believe that it would be very funny if hypothetically you posted a video on Rommel in the next week love, bake edit: my teacher took out the video but it would still be very silly

[@moderndissident5930]

About time i heard a simplified version of mormonism

[@elijahherstal776]

Not for nothing but their beliefs seem pretty reasonable and wholesome

[@angkhoa1216]

Imam has been real quiet since the true religion revealed

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

Lol

[@wulfaxe7661]

Bro really used the banger Requiem for the gods

[@user-dr2rp7ny4v]

castlevania symphony of the night ost so good

[@korruptkswadesOG]

"Thou shall have fit ô laughter ! " rofl

[@Ninjaananas]

Nice Castlevania music.

[@Alex_Ander_]

I did not need to know that.

[@ZodiacKiller3K]

SOTN cathedral music. My brotha...

[@ninjartist36]

We have come full circle

[@daikucoffee5316]

Imagine if we had this instead of communism

[@Nelvinkumar]

I give this alternate timeline Timeline {Chip n Cult} "Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers" will be going on for more seasons by then, there will be a 1994 episode where a evil man "a Stan mentioned at the bottom" using Gadget Hackwrench as god in his "religion" aka a cult. Timeline 1989- A Chip n Dale stan makes a religion out of Gadget Hackwrench and forcing 500 people to believe and pray to her 1990- That stan mentioned makes a supposedly religious book called the "Deezini" and 2k sold 1990-One of the books accidentally sent to the celebrity and want to sell more so publishers publish the Deezini to millions 1990- The series 3 gets delayed due to Gadget Hackwrench's religious fame and Disney making 26 episodes instead of 5 episodes 1991- Deezini revised to add more stories More events later.

[@funniguussee]

I'd love to go back in time and ask Strabo or Tacitus what to make of this

[@quazar5017]

it makes sense when you think about it

[@nimamoradi2779]

The ultimate troll masters

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

I only kept hearing GEICO and was sure to be tipped on car insurance

[@ceabo4u]

I can never get tierd of the boba fett voice

[@noneurbusiness6570]

Imagine seeing those people parading around at night and you didn't have your phone, It would be the equivalent of seeing a unicorn

[@theprancingprussian]

We need more sillyism lore now it is an official religion

[@solid7442]

Castlevania SOTN music Nice

[@Swrc11]

i did not know temeura morrisons voice was AI now

[@oujimandias6485]

I felt cleansed

[@gugalaxy7772]

This reminds of a golden calf lol.

[@josephgoebbels2854]

You should make a video about Adrian Carton de Wiart

[@shadowwolf9823]

This reminded of back in High-school when I tried to start a Minecraft Cult called "The Followers of Notch". Maybe if I tried harder it could have gotten big, but then again the last thing the world needs is a MINECRAFT CULT