God's God

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God does have a creator, but it might not be who you think it is. Ironically, it was God who was intelligently designed - not us.
A special thank you to GrapplingIgnorance and True, who both gave me suggestions when I had writer's block.
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[@AlpenSkyWatcher]

Since God is omnipresent, you don't have to aim to hit God.

[@kirbyhasappeared]

true lol

[@lumiukko6840]

I think i missed

[@fnln3011]

That explains why he's not cool with masturbation

[@deavaprimus]

loool sooo true

[@NegativeAccelerate]

Since got is omnipresent, Part of god is me. And I am part god

[@IsmarGoter]

I like how religious people say "When you die you will see for yourself" like they aready died and saw for themselves

[@sthamansinha977]

The Crusader haha haha haha haha hah, aren't Christians banned from swearing?

[@definitelynotatroll285]

Sthaman Sinha No now shove off.

[@definitelynotatroll285]

Brandon Curling You are discredited you are an excellent example of an athiest or whatever you are.

[@sthamansinha977]

The Crusader oh! Someone hasn't read the Bible, I'm pretty sure Christians are banned from swearing, if you swear It's a "sin".

[@sthamansinha977]

The Crusader But you will go to "hell" though.

[@visualthinker9339]

God is an atheist, he doesn’t worship anyone. And I try to be like him

[@KuroMegami00]

I'll quote this someday in my life.

[@nrgnnvn6109]

Woahhhhhh

[@meirfivenight3442]

thats not atheism is ya dummy

[@hat7475]

Urm

[@icewolfwolfie173]

@RASOLDIOS Lies down to what religion since all the planets are named after a god

[@NBT2469]

“And the time has come…..to put away……childish things.” An epic line, right there.

[@spuriusscapula4829]

The irony is that children often ask the most profound questions about God.

[@monical2840]

This line is from 1 Corinthians in the Holy Bible 😂

[@anonimes4005]

​@@spuriusscapula4829 And then they get told to not question it, and just accept it. So they spend their entire life not questioning it... sad

[@killme-fw2ji]

i am that human

[@narrativeless404]

​@@spuriusscapula4829 Every new generation gets progressively more mature from the beginning And gods won't be able to keep existing if this tendency continues

[@premierepasta1562]

"But humanity is growing up; and it's time to put away childish things."

[@WowFan991]

Humanity is not growing up. Humanity is getting worse by the day.

[@mankind-redefined1982]

+WowFan991 What the hell are you talking about? We are FAR better off than we were a century ago.

[@3CraftianStudios]

The only one true Church is (The one I happen to belong to). I could ask any denomination and get the same answer. Typical.

[@WowFan991]

No, i am talking about historical fact. The oral tradition passed down to the Orthodox church was the same one in Early Christianity, especially used by the desert fathers. Catholics have the Pope (not tradition), filoque, purgatory, and celibacy is required to be a priest. In Orthodoxy, only monks neet to be celibate.

[@muffdriver69]

my ass we are growing up. we are just as fucked. economically and selfishly. plus usa lost to china to the south china sea. hahaha

[@lordthiccusiii]

I believe in motherism, the belief that I was made by my mum and dad.

[@lordthiccusiii]

+Exodus good point

[@lordthiccusiii]

+Exodus let's try and make a religion that is prove able

[@lordthiccusiii]

***** I would call it motherism because mom did the hard work whilst my dad enjoyed you know putting it in.

[@MinecraftGuy237]

Parentism

[@mnymatt]

that's ridiculous

[@GameArchon215]

“God created humanity in his image.” Humanity created god in their image.

[@akashicvariable]

Plot twist...

[@cgme7076]

So true!

[@GenerationLex]

No it's more plausible, op is correct. Think about it this way. We have organs that hold no purpose. Why would a perfect god have organs that serve no purpose aside from to cause you harm? That isn't perfect, but it WOULD be useful if oh I don't know, prior to us evolving we needed them to eat and do other things.

[@GenerationLex]

It's just a shame we created god in the dark ages before we knew we would have medical technology to see these organs which would make these old books contradictory.

[@bowldawg4394]

Think of it as a video game. You are the game developer, and you made sentient, digital life. You would probably make them in your image, but would need it to make sense for the code. So like we need organs to survive, the digital life would need to be programmed to not fail as soon as it spawned. So as far as we know, God could exist in a plane of reality beyond our knowing.

[@trickhester7932]

In case nobody's mentioned it, the attention to details with the number of halos each character has at each level was a beautiful subtle joke.

[@Specter_stuff]

And the extra wings

[@mcrain1283]

69th like

[@patrickpaipai2118]

when a child feels lonely, he or she will imagine an invisible friend. When humanity is young and week, it creates religions

[@Ramble1234]

Bolun Zhang awesome analogy

[@ALEX_PNG]

y e s

[@krimsiidem2327]

Bolun Zhang that’s smart but the video traps itself by using imagination

[@AuroraBoarder1]

OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

[@riadkhan9798]

Make a religion please for me.. Tell me the possibilities of the future please.

[@normalgirls1]

The ending was extremely well done.

[@mr.orca3251]

ikr

[@philipolivierjean2929]

yeh!

[@laiva2175]

yep

[@eternalbliss5925]

absolutely

[@kingr1230]

yup

[@videostartsat4464]

I don't even know what to say about this channel anymore. Pure fucking brilliance.

[@HelderP1337]

ikr dude

[@iw9472]

I knooow! I love this.

[@Willzyx88]

No. This is bit of comedy hung over some completely fallacious reasoning. I point this out in my latest video God's God: Atheist Comedy Smackdown #1. As a lover of stand-up I loath religious bits. "Hey dude, how come Christians be all spastics and we're super kewl! Huh? LOL! They think a man with a beard lives in the clouds ...LIKE SANTA CLAUS!!! RIGHT!? Lack of God, we're so clever." Fuck that. Fuck that in it's sanctimonious face. And watch my video. It's lame and fact heavy so I doubt it'll be well received. Lol

[@HelderP1337]

You out of all people are complaining about fallacious reasoning?

[@theaveragevideogamer7381]

I'm pretty sure you just ignore the video's actual logic and are fueling your own belief because of your fear of death and your own existance

[@ritchie6162]

I grew up in a rural heavily conservative Christian area of the US. This video was one of the first actual exposures I had that planted a seed of doubt in the religion I was indoctrinated into. I’ve rarely been given the freedom to question Christianity and never felt safe as I was scared I’d be punished or something bad would happen to me if I did, so to come across this video so many years back was kind of shattering to my reality. But I thank you for making it because it allowed me to ask more questions and realize more and more inconsistencies I’ve never really touched on. Thanks.

[@cursedshadow]

Conclusion: god is an atheist

[@kalebdreemurrgaming6052]

Ironic isn't it lol

[@coremitsi922]

@@kalebdreemurrgaming6052 It's ironic.

[@kalebdreemurrgaming6052]

@@coremitsi922 lol

[@selfcompassionate]

inception, my dude?

[@EmergencyTemporalShift]

I mean, Jesus was Jewish.

[@johannesh7610]

I love how the second God uses the same arguments as Jahwe

[@zenosama8166]

he said that he's beyond eternity , thats bullshit but it's also bullshit to be beyond space and time

[@heavysaber9431]

@@zenosama8166 just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's bullshit, that's why only scientists should ever read about these kinds of stuff

[@zenosama8166]

@@heavysaber9431 timeless and spaceless is equall to never and nowhere because when is a position in time and where is a position in space , so there are no things beyond spacetime Also , that beyond your understanding thing could also be used for the beyond eternity thing

[@applepie2744]

@Nuggetslooks like you have that

[@Edzhjus]

There should be term for such comments aka "if not understand atm then not valid at all".. It is like showing movie Matrix to those in past or not ready to understand it. Will trigger witch hunt. It does not change that idea about Matrix is more than real..

[@mormonjesus9581]

So I'm just a fictional character...

[@bowers009]

Mormon Jesus sorry m9

[@mormonjesus9581]

Sam i cri evry tim

[@pippintook9391]

Yes

[@nicolaspeigne1429]

Mormon Jesus c'mon believe in yourself, that's called self-acceptance

[@LightSchiffer]

Mormon Jesus if you want to have fun, look for "Jesus Christ burried his manhood in Lucifer's ass" on youtube

[@TheKonnoisseur11]

GOD: “All you needed to do was open up and let me into your heart” Me: who the fuck are you!?!?

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

You said your name was Jesus? Well, Jesus this is a Wendy’s.

[@greyfox4838]

am I the only one that wishes that Aphrodite got to stay?

[@johnarbuckle2619]

no, you are not

[@euthanasia9930]

dem blondes..

[@mapatay3641]

Aphrodite, Ishtar (if you're into women that will just hump you and dump you), Bastet (if you're into cats), Freya, Tu'er Shen (if you're interested in same sex affairs), Pick and choose which ones to keep.

[@kunglao3kunglao371]

Faiyaz Chowdhury If she was the God and the judgment day included her "judging" each one of us individually, then everyone who would be saved (men) would gang bang her for an eternity then sure, why not.

[@PaladinLuke]

Wasn't that Eris?

[@immortalfrieza]

Humanity doesn't grow up, we just abandon old ways of being childish for new ways to be childish.

[@NiggaChickenSticks]

That's why the comment section was made 👋😲😲🤐

[@Bebolife12345]

If you think about it that's how individuals themselves tend to "grow up" it's kind of funny, huh.

[@hecagamer]

Would you care to elaborate your point? What childish things is humanity striving for nowadays?

[@hecagamer]

+PhantomStruggle I see... If that's what it mean, I completely agree. However, humanity is soon going to face the limit to endless growth it strives for and will be forced to grow out of it, but at what cost?...

[@substygram4357]

immortalfrieza because we always give birth you fucking idiot. of course we are always childish

[@happycloud4085]

"You little flying Diaper Bucket" -God 2016

[@brandonmitchell8502]

+Darcie Hi 2013*

[@happycloud4085]

+unknown user *2019

[@brandonmitchell8502]

Darcie Hi *2099

[@shoulderescape]

+Darcie Hi 5678

[@brandonmitchell8502]

Shoulder Escape *1

[@droidnautica]

I really like how darkmatter25 portrayed different gods in this video, similar to other paganistic gods and goddesses, all ended in the minds of a curious, creative man

[@mistylover7398]

*shoots rocket launcher* 🚀

[@Haru-nee]

I think it should've ended with simply elements before the human. I think we assign human personalities to things that aren't human. So there shouldn't been basis of fire and water in there. Like, have your seen cars? Or people behind their laptops not to die before they finish that one task?

[@seigasudo6428]

Interesting.

[@Infarlock]

5 years later and I still think that's one of your best videos

[@OchiiDinUmbraa]

@Paul O'Hara He has so many great videos, its hard to say which one is the best. But i agree this is one of the videos i remember it from begining to end even after 5 years of watching it for the first time.

[@judymcclenny9549]

Is it because of the awesome ending? 'Adam' says something along the lines of C.S. Lewis' quote: "When I became an adult I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness & the desire to be very grown up." I may be paraphrasing a bit.

[@jesusmark3872]

It is. Enjoying going thru his catalog again.

[@mmc5261]

Infarlock wow you are really stupid

[@mmc5261]

Judy McClenny c.s Lewis is a Christian

[@smoothmicra]

That little speech from "man" at the end is so powerful, poignant and honest, it encapsulates the "human condition"; not that we are filthy sinners, rather we are animals with a heightened self awareness and a short life span, trying to make sense of our existence. If I had my way this would be played at every religious gathering the world over; it's honesty would disarm all but the most disingenuous, self interested, religious stiff.

[@JohnSmith-cs8nc]

Beautifully said

[@GLNZO9]

Ha self interest.

[@Aashishkebab]

No it wouldn't change many minds at all, unfortunately. Ask me how I know.

[@Player-jo4iz]

Aashish Bharadwaj how do you know?

[@Aashishkebab]

@@Player-jo4iz I think the comment I replied to was deleted, but no matter how much logic you throw at a Christian they will simply bury their heads further into the sand. Or any religious person.

[@cienmcqueen2999]

"humanity is growing up... and it is time to put away childish things." BOOM

[@fourteatwo]

+Catherine Nelson Indeed his thinking is so childish. he should have put it away a long time ago. But then that is a problem when stuck in puberty

[@yahav897]

+MMV303 I know, damn.

[@projectmidnightlockeverybo9019]

ikr

[@Danymo242]

deep

[@Aryc11]

+fourteatwo Yes, but humanity is _always_ going to be in puberty. We're going to keep growing, and we're not going to stop. We have freaking gigantism.

[@meller7303]

damn the ending was so brilliant

[@AcolyteOfLucifer]

Yep haha

[@alitafullarmor5957]

I don't think so...

[@meller7303]

@@alitafullarmor5957 gz

[@neoarcadiaking1]

I know I’m something else aren’t I

[@RichardsGaySon]

Ikr it was so deep it gave me chills

[@Smorgasvord]

That ending made me give this video a standing ovation......fucking brilliant

[@BlueRock704]

Seriously though, me too.

[@oscaro.172]

A video doesn't know how to appreciate, ya foking iddiyit

[@existencemystery]

Why you should like Love Love is Protection Love is Connection Love is Cautious Ur in a place which is unrealistic by the way********** Weight of existing Maybe perhaps possibility u chose to come here The shovel will attack, better calm down

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Notice the distinct lack of theists arguing under DarkMatter's videos. Maybe they're just overflown by a legion of atheists, but it is more likely that they have nothing to say that could possibly be considered a decent argument, even in their standards.

[@czajkowski2352]

True!

[@Willzyx88]

Nawwww. I made a video responding to this one because it resurfaced on some Facebook page. My girlfriend was all "check it out Willyham, God doesn't exist." and I thought, "fuck this bitch."

[@burningmagyk4986]

Here I am

[@kunglao3kunglao371]

prospectus Or maybe they all got rational and changed their mind over these videos. HA! (Only atheists will get this joke)

[@avhotaistudios1206]

You really think theists search for atheistic videos to comment? It's not a lack of theists, it's simple demographic.

[@omegasrevenge]

That ending was an awesome punchline!!!

[@haltsmaulll2824]

its kinda stupid to say that God needs a creator. Because there is a fucking important fact just ignored: Befor the Big Bang, there was no time! That means that nothing had a beginning or an ending. So for every... existence were no beginning. Therefore isn't a creator needed. But its true. Every time-based existence is caused by something.

[@brianmancilla77]

Haltsmaulll (#2) If it's foolish to say that an intelligent designer needs an even more intelligent designer then it's equally foolish that our own creation is the result of an intelligent designer.

[@shadowthehedgehog3113]

+Haltsmaulll (#2) The argument that God needs a creator is a response to the argument that the universe needs a creator because its so complex that it couldn't have arisen naturally. Therefore God. So the counterargument is "Ok then if we assume that logic is correct, who created God".

[@lych2102]

+Haltsmaulll (#2) so

[@GenerationLex]

Poor people who can't even differentiate scientific proven fact from fiction make me shake my head, I mean I'm never going to meet them again, and in about 70 years I'll just die, and everything will black out into nothingness. The same will happen for them, but at least in their heads they'll imagine going to some magical land with trillions of other people before they die and it'll put them at ease before they fade to nothingness. Personally I'll just be happy that I made the best of my life, had the most fun possible and achieved things to better future generations before I go to where everyone goes, no matter which of the 6000+ religions they believe in - nothingness.

[@CurryMuncher2]

its nice to see Christians on these types of videos. even if they don't become atheist, at least there logically examining there beliefs, witch is always a good thing

[@Stoicsaiyan]

And they dumb.. because they still think it’s BS

[@monochromicornthetuna4256]

But most of them aren't logically examining them, they're blindly defending them and attacking anyone who IS logically examining their beliefs.

[@Liberation_from_the_matrix]

Islam will just replace christianity.

[@jorgitoislamico4224]

​@@monochromicornthetuna4256 Sorry buy I've logically examined these videos and I've come to the conclusion that op is most probably a Jew.

[@jorgitoislamico4224]

​@@Liberation_from_the_matrix Keep dreaming Muhammad

[@hotshotjcb3798]

This video never get old...Such a strong message that breaks the cognitive dissonance our brains have been forced keep together by religion.

[@skrts000]

Axx such an idiot you are

[@DangerDAmmo]

@@skrts000 your an idiot my friend! You call him an idiot without telling him why? Did you even watched the whole video? What you got against this video! This video itself is enough to destroy all religions

[@grantjoslyn3638]

yes, i have watched the video 3 times now, and will probably watch it more in upcoming years

[@skrts000]

@@DangerDAmmo i want you to prove that there is no god. Now

[@slimer6023]

@@skrts000 He doesn't have to prove shit, YOU are the one who is saying that there is a god therefore YOU are the one obligated to prove that there is in fact a god.

[@JosephDCLXVI]

so basically if god was judged by his own standards he would be sent to his own hell

[@michaelreyes883]

JosephDCLXVI and that he has to have had a creator

[@slushiev132]

JosephDCLXVI What has he done wrong? Last I checked he didn’t sin or make any mistakes, so why would God be sent to hell?

[@GenerationLex]

Charles Jones oh boy I'm going to let someone else let you into the loop. There's too many reasons for me to bother typing.

[@GenerationLex]

Nvm I didn't realise it was a sarcastic comment. Well played man you got me

[@orlandustaylor5120]

Charles Jones bro read again he broke every law and the the laws of physics

[@kitchenindadungeon4415]

Imagine a Christian school accidentally show this to the class lmao

[@achmaddaru9456]

"There are no accident"

[@stephsmith9911]

i just laughed so hard I choked

[@harrisonsamwel3112]

you guys are fools because god is out of creation

[@MM-hi]

@@harrisonsamwel3112 what?

[@harrisonsamwel3112]

@@MM-hi about what

[@ghost_cat_enthusiast]

This was the first video of yours I watched, when I was 18. It allowed me to reflect on my strict and controlling religious upbringing. I then left the religion and I became an atheist. I greatly appreciate the work you put into these. They help people so much.

[@cgmoran91]

True He, Non stamp collector, and 43Alley helped on my journey.

[@mario167100]

So all of the gods were created by an edge lord?

[@versacesensei8547]

mario167100 they're saying they're made by humans

[@mario167100]

Taylen Mathis I know that I was making a joke.

[@versacesensei8547]

O my bad

[@danielthephan2575]

Did you actually think he was serious? Wasn't "edge lord" enough?

[@nextlevel9005]

Danielthephan so who created the edge lord?

[@bwdoggrooming4482]

I never really understood how Christians can say God has always just existed, and came out of nowhere, but saying that the universe has always been the same way, and was created out of nowhere or a few atoms is silly. It's the same thing, isn't it?

[@Evovon]

I thought I was the only one.

[@martinkaradzhov3333]

I never understood why people always talk about Christians ? everyone has his own opinion deal with it

[@umarkamali2249]

+Martin Karadzhov Because they shove their religion down everyone's throat (irl) and they think they know everything about how the universe was created. They also criticize and hate those who don't follow what their book says despite not everyone being Christian despite them only following what benefits them and what they want like the hypocrite cherry pickers they are.

[@brandonz7729]

God is fake stupid and dumb the universe was always here no Big Bang that's fucked up and you don't have an Opinion of god he's fake you believe or know 1 plus 1 is to? You know not believe dumbass

[@Pyjterx]

If it's same thing why so many atheists saying world comes from big bang? I dont belive in any of these 2 things for same reason - no evidence.

[@nikolovdimitry5996]

This video is so underrated.

[@hongyichen0611]

Soooooo underated!!

[@amirfarawati9152]

I agree with you.

[@tawfeeksaade209]

So overrated, this alot of logical mistakes

[@fatboycrew6649]

@@tawfeeksaade209 *never explains*

[@DarkAlkaiser]

There was never a chance he'd explain, as it was just bullshit XD

[@zachbaker2051]

I love how comedic it was right up till the end, then it just got real deep. So good.

[@bj9999-bj9]

Man created God in his own image and called him Jesus.

[@bj9999-bj9]

+Justin Pursley Who's prophecy? Some old ignorance white man who wants you to worship him as god? And you being a woman probably do.

[@sunnyboynfs]

+Brewster Peterson You are genius!!!

[@oswell453]

+Justin Pursley sorry to say but jesus is immanuel because immanuel means god with us and since jesus is god therefore he is immanuel

[@bj9999-bj9]

immanuel=god with us, not Jesus. Jesus was not and is not and never shall be God! It is the IMAGE I am condemning, not the SPIRIT. Hae a Good Day!

[@sunnyboynfs]

Damn i hate Christian and Islamic doctrines...

[@mikesSoul789]

All religions destroyed in 10 minutes

[@thedarkside6712]

@Joe Mama *Yes*

[@predatorthegamer7288]

Thank goodness Christianity isn’t a religion😂🙏💖

[@blast2686]

The Dark Side no

[@blast2686]

The Dark Side This video hasn’t changed my beliefs. Not even a bit.

[@blast2686]

g singh I seriously don’t give a fk about an atheists belief. I hate most of them since they just bash theist people just because they believe in a higher power named God. They think religion makes all theist people toxic.Stop with the stereotypes

[@madisongreen7975]

The moral of the story: There's always a bigger fish. The other moral of the story: God did not create us in His image, we created Him in ours. Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

[@vampireactually]

the other other moral of the story: you can prove you're right by shooting people

[@sausageman4086]

Blaze it

[@ltkcrimson8135]

Is man perfect? No God is Is man omnipotent? No God is Is man omnipresent?No God is Is man the creator of all? No God is. But you say God was made in the image of man.

[@digitalhazard2783]

​@@ltkcrimson8135 who creates fictitious characters and creatures that are far stronger than themselves?, and sometimes far beyond their understanding of the world around them? humans

[@ltkcrimson8135]

@@digitalhazard2783 Good point but not good enough to make me loose faith because that alone isn't enough proof

[@IgonDrakeWarrior]

Beautiful ending. Unfortunately people seem to evidently not be ready to put away childish things.

[@antoniomilwood2511]

A lie told once is a lie. A lie told again and again and again and again becomes truth. Damn people really spoke this into existence we are the gods.

[@dannyoftea9531]

No a lie told again and again ansld again and again will still be a lie....just because it got told over and over doesnt make it any less of a lie or anymore of a truth, if you honestly think a lie can be repeated enough that it became truth then you are really an idiot, the truth is truth, it is and will always be. A lie is not no matter how much is spoken about no matter how much people beg and wail and sob the masses will never make a lie into a truth. If that was the case that a lie can become truth, then whats truth? Whats a lie? At that point you created a fallacy youve dome gone and made yourself an idiot

[@eve_avery]

@@dannyoftea9531 You're thinking of this too literally and too immediately. This is more like saying if you had to tell a community or civilisation that's bordered from everything else a lie for the longest time, all they'll know is that lie. It will be their truth. Another angle to look at it from is that of your own personality. If you were told you are a terrible person all your life and even given (fake)proofs to this supposed fact, you'll eventually believe it despite it being untrue. Or gaslighting.

[@agenericusername2488]

VusKorE That example that you used was false because we all know that @its ya boi moon moon is a terrible person.

[@rainbowwizard1821]

0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0≠1 You could keep adding 0 to the infinite, and it would still be 0.

[@HerraTohtori]

The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself.

[@danielcalisthenics1339]

"I created all the gods" ,that was epic.

[@Deadpoolles]

this video reminds me of the questions id get beaten as a child for asking

[@dhanajon5528]

@@statusbrowser3443 he'd get beaten

[@barnaclescum7011]

That's even more depressing than this video

[@weneeville7491]

same

[@backwardsandleft6124]

Why would you get beaten for asking questions? That seems *ODD*

[@potatogamer1877]

I got beaten by myself for reading this

[@yeoman4850]

This is perhaps the most important video ever created for humanity

[@nosuchthing8]

It might be

[@randomhuman2595]

God is infinite so doesn't need a beginning

[@Nichwar19]

@@randomhuman2595 universe is infinite too then.

[@randomhuman2595]

@Hank This is an interesting point that I have thought about a lot. My response would be that the universe can't be infinite in time because then I would never exist. Infinity by definition is never ending, so if an infinite amount of time had to pass before I existed, I would never exist.

[@sandsalamand3763]

@@randomhuman2595 Just because something is infinite, that doesn't mean that there are no finite quantities within it. Our number system is infinite, but you can still subtract 3 from 10. Similarly, even though the universe might be infinite, you can still have a finite lifespan within it.

[@EstariaValens]

I've always wondered why people stop believing in Santa Claus, but keep believing in Jesus.

[@applejuice1557]

Yo come to Africa, Zimbabwe, Chipinge

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

Jesus, as a physical human man, was actually a real guy though... a more appropriate phrase would be "Believing Jesus is the son of God" or something along those lines.

[@Troglodytarum]

Like the guy above me said. Jesus was probably a real person. Like most religions, they are born out of exaggerating facts into legends.

[@darthmath1071]

Yeah, I think Jesus existed as a person but I think he died a fairly long time ago and don't believe in the existence of God

[@GlatHjerne]

@@Troglodytarum Are you dumb?

[@nelsonr12]

If God is omniscient, why doesn't he know Jeffery's questions before he asks them?

[@dfo990]

if god is omniscient why would he even waste time creating the universe if he know how it will ends? the logic answer is that there is no intelligence behind the universe origin.

[@rudys.artous5477]

dfo 99 I think its a loop

[@jakaan2014]

dfo 99 because the ending is good ending with a kingdom of heaven with peace and harmony

[@mep6302]

Because this is only a video

[@mep6302]

Besides. God is Him. Not them. Them is plural

[@aryanb8700]

How the fuck do you go from comedy to deep shit in like 3 seconds. That ending holy shit it was too good. Love this channel.

[@kaleahcollins4531]

He got a reptilian

[@Lord_Skeptic]

It is called satire

[@jaebird3077]

I read this before the end.......my god...err.... My humanity

[@thesmasher138]

I’d imagine part of it is the music that played when the serious part started.

[@ATR2400-2]

Me going through darkmatter videos deleting comments from when I used to be a Christian

[@Vnp99]

So happy to know that you're no longer indoctrinated.

[@ATR2400-2]

@@Vnp99 Feels good

[@unwono]

@Chris Longden cope

[@paulohara157]

To me this is the best episode that darkmatter ever made.

[@dimitrifranck2358]

I agree

[@GameArchon215]

Same

[@exoszn6]

Paul OHara Nope Jesus is real and you guys need to prepare for the afterlife weather it be heaven or hell.

[@Defensive_Wounds]

I have only watched about 10 of his videos so far, yet I think I will agree with your comment as right now it is the cherry on top of EVERYthing to convince any religious brainwashed zealot if they watched it all the way through!

[@Je1gonzalez]

exo szn... Are you sure about that? Is funny how you guys are omniscient.

[@benjamineneje192]

"Invisible qualities have been clearly seen?" " I danced you into existence" 😂😂

[@bloodrain4361]

@Oucast American THE NONSENSE OF CHRISTIANITY CAUSE MY BOOK SAYS SO AN MY PASTOR

[@genieglasslamp5028]

@Oucast American What makes christianity the correct religion? Specifically your specific brand of Christianity?

[@genieglasslamp5028]

@Oucast American Circular reasoning at its finest. I'm going to need more than that.

[@blast2686]

Genie #GlassLamp if you an atheist explain this, who makes human? If not god, then who, if you gonna say that human is a evolution of monkey then you probably wrong because if that's right then monkey will not exist until today

[@blast2686]

Genie #GlassLamp If nudity is a progression of civilization then animals have reached the peak of civilization

[@inuka6969]

So the probability of being the real god is 1/∞.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Infinitesimal

[@eleSDSU]

Infinity is not a number, you cannot use it in operations.

[@BestAnimeFreak]

@@eleSDSU You can use infinite as much in a operation as you can use x ... x is also not a number. The concept of infinity has attributes, like x has attributes. Those attributes are then used in said operation. Obviously in the end it is meaningless, as the answer will either be 0, 1 or infinity ...

[@incredulouschordate]

@@eleSDSU 1/∞ could be thought of as the limit of 1/x as x approaches ∞. This would be well defined. It would also model the gods problem well, if you think of it as adding more gods and updating the probabilities each time.

[@mentalcelstefan7086]

lim P(Ω) = lim (1 / Ω) = [1 / ∞ ] = 0 Ω → ∞ Ω → ∞

[@mrzenox9835]

Jeffrey pulling the gun is hilarious, and the fact he's having it on him all the entire time means he was expecting such a scenario to happen with god

[@silasr20]

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. 2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

[@narrativeless404]

​@@silasr20deez nuts in your mouth

[@ApatheticFish3667]

@@silasr20 If you want to have a conversation with an atheist and you bring up that line, you have automatically lost all credibility you might have had.

[@silasr20]

@@ApatheticFish3667 like your logic

[@COMALiteJ]

@@silasr20 Hey, quoting the Bible out of context is _fun!_ Ooh, ooh, can _I_ play? -“The fool hath said in his heart,- There is no God.” Oh, cool! The Psalmist was an _atheist!_

[@dalirkosimov2576]

How to break god: Ask him to create information that he doesn't know

[@pigeonpower42]

Or create an object absolutely no one, including god can lift.

[@notmakingcontent]

Or tell him to go away. He'd say he can't because he's omnipresent, then say you thought he was omnipotent

[@danielfisher898]

I’m an atheist, but this is one of the arguments that bothers me. This statement is a contradiction. Omnipotence is defined as being able to do “any thing” and that is not a “thing”

[@jayarcher3259]

@@pigeonpower42 and thats why nobodys ever talked with him ?

[@longphan7656]

@@danielfisher898 but what if we ask him "can you create something that you cant do", and by the logic of omnipotent, he can do it, but by request it's something he cant do. let see how god like paradoxes

[@jeffstike3195]

If i die and it turns out there is a god. I AM So TRYING THIS!! 😂 😂

[@mrquadrivium7497]

True

[@ImVicBlanco]

I bet you're not.

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

Pretty sure a universal intelligence wouldn't need to 'explain' anything. It would probably just beam the idea into your soul or some shit

[@ignisspiritustenebris7137]

@@Hazzanger perhaps

[@nielsdaemen]

But there isn't

[@kingraj333]

WARNING: if you are a viewer hoping to see some nice and possibly entertaining comments regarding the video DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. There is a holy war in the comment section, several innocent civilians have been lost in the process.

[@janiszambars6132]

I should have listened to you...

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

thanks not going down there

[@Kevin-zj4mc]

Gage VanDerhoof can i go down there gage?

[@rhetorical_annihilation]

I'm gonna scroll down anyways! I think I can take it...

[@DarkMagickan]

I like holy wars...

[@SoulForty5Music]

Pure genius! I wish more humans could see through their own fears.

[@robertomondello2447]

I hope too

[@silasr20]

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. 2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

[@narrativeless404]

​@@silasr20bot

[@somethingtojenga]

I mean, even ancient people fucking knew that gods couldn't be INFINITELY knowing and powerful, etc., so they had their gods competing with each other. Even the Old Testament assumes that Yahweh is one of many gods. He doesn't say there ARE no other gods, he says 'thou shalt not have other gods before me'. And, of course, science has banished the possibility for MANY of those gods, so when we're left with this miserable gap of unknown that's *_OUT THERE_*, we really only have need of a single one. And personally, not even that one.

[@somethingtojenga]

***** Science eliminates the possibility of believing in a Tree God, or a Lightning God, or a Mountain or Volcano God, absolutely it does. Show me *_ONE_* scientist who could still believe that?

[@donniebrown7879]

Einstein believed in God. , said it would be foolish to believe that all this could just happen.

[@trungle-zc5of]

+Donnie Brown (citation needed)

[@donniebrown7879]

Citation needed... Wtf does that mean?

[@anunkash5185]

+pon33villin chances are abraham worshiped many gods including yahweh, as he was sumerian. dont know if this is true but its a fun idea. i also think he might have been schizophrenic.

[@satsugekibukouken]

I always saw religious people as people who believe in santa, but there are no grown ups to tell them "hey buddy, god isn't actually real"

[@dazidspore2422]

Well there is, it's the atheists, there aren't grown ups to tell them Santa isn't real but other children are telling them that Santa isn't real but they ain't believing in it, because they can only believe what a grown up would tell them, the only way those close minded creationists would accept facts is that a higher being than human would tell that there is no God which is impossible since there is no higher beings

[@drag0nchampi0n]

El Gado just goes to show the distance humans will go to conjure up fictional characters in order to manipulate a specific outcome or mass belief....

[@PositivelyBrainwashed]

I remember being in grade 2 and telling my friends that Santa doesn't exist. Then my teacher looked me right in the eye and said he did. At that moment I realized that if some adults are clueless about santa, then they're clueless about God.

[@fatsuschungus744]

Positively Brainwashed it's not cus the teacher is an idiot. they r KIDS it's just for the fucking fun. when they grow up they'll learn themselves.

[@sahilchowdhari5298]

Well santa satan same thing both are red

[@EdgeOf1996]

Jeffery's double wings surprisingly made me dizzy....

[@EdgeOf1996]

Spoke too soon... Make that multi wings

[@rednasxela6031]

+EdgeOf1996 ha

[@paulaanderson7344]

yeah

[@UnbidGryphon45]

His double halo also looks weird

[@andrewgaming1097]

EdgeOf1996 cccczmZczccczc

[@Ben_419]

10 years later and this video is still a masterpiece

[@somebody759]

Man Created GOD

[@smegmalasagna]

indeed

[@eliteduckgamers]

True.

[@Duke49th]

+Lenard Jacobs And who created man? xD

[@somebody759]

Duke49th Their Parents xD do you still ask your parents where babies come from ? xD

[@Duke49th]

Lenard Jacobs Ok...who created this universe? (you understood me but you act like you didnt)

[@ocgsage140]

if god is omniscient then why did we have to be put on earth? and most people will argue that its to test us, but at the same fucking time, why would he need to test us if he knows everything that has, is, and is going to happen?

[@enochjohnson9149]

(Insert unsatisfying christian response here)

[@ihavenoidea4317]

To entertain him?? Idk there's probably gonna be some religious guy replying to this and say that you're ignorant and should go to hell.

[@JohnSmith-nl7td]

Brian Vaughn Gnosticism has a much better explanation than traditional Christianity.

[@msrodrigues2000]

Read or listen the creepypasta life in the machine, god can pretty much be omniscient of the algorithm/laws that rules our universe, but those laws created so many complex things that he may not be aware of

[@acgfacgf8481]

Because if God made us perfect, that means we would not have free will. We could only make the perfect most rational and logical decisions at any given time But that's not love. Love cannot be built, it can only be chosen. E.g. A chatbot doesn't really love its programmer, no matter what it's programmed to say. Nobody can "make" one love them. If it's forced, then it's not really love. You can compel others to love you, but ultimately it must be their free choice or it doesn't count. And this is important because in order for God to be God, he must be a God of love. If God transcends 3 dimensions, he must be a perfect infinite being with all the proper characters of infinity. One of the characters of infinity is love. It transcends (or can be expressed and felt beyond) time, space, and matter, therefore love is a characteristic of infinity. And the only sufficient definition for love is sacrifice. The Biblical God is the only God to sacrifice himself for others. Sacrifice is a seemingly irrational function of life. Humans sacrifice their time and effort for future generations with no benefit to themselves. But without sacrifice, all civilization and all things Godly could not exist. I've said enough. You're smart enough to piece the rest together.

[@kennethakin8064]

Man created all the Gods out of fear of life and nature.

[@Infarlock]

Even after all those years I think that this is one of the best of your videos

[@ampleoloruntogbe1434]

“It’s metaphor, yahweh, you wouldn’t even begin to understand the complexities” 😂

[@Antropovich]

well, looks like you found the correct e-book. the holy FAQ:)

[@servantofourlordjesuschris6456]

John 1 King James Version (KJV) 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. 4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men. 5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

[@chrissonofpear1384]

And who/what precisely is the Word? And what does ELohim mean? Linguistically?

[@chrissonofpear1384]

Also, how did some angels NOT comprehend anything, ever?

[@0mnipotence152]

Antropovich is the day you can come

[@Arko777777]

I love how God says: "I'm God!"

[@belalabusultan5911]

but if god isn't real, then how could Cats Meow ? Atheist : 0 Belief in the omnipotent invisible pink Unicorn : 1

[@beechass4451]

Never tought about that :O

[@beechass4451]

@Mark zacker pwet. the one true god

[@belalabusultan5911]

@Mark zacker pwet. well this is complicated ... did you hear of the Flying Spaghetti monster ?

[@beechass4451]

@@belalabusultan5911 invisible pink unicorn is still more likely

[@belalabusultan5911]

@Mark zacker pwet. they are fake gods for Parody religions. if you are religious, you will see the patterns that Atheists criticize in religion, it won't turn you Atheist, but you will be more enlightened. if you are an Atheist you will have plenty of lols. fun fact is, the religion that believes in Flying spaghetti monster is called (Pastafarianism), basically it used the name of Rastafarianism, and turned it to Pasta to suite its namesake lol.

[@jeswskryst2404]

I’m not an atheist but I still think this video is well put together and explains the rationale behind an atheists beliefs in a digestible manner

[@unwono]

Absence of belief is not the same as belief bruh

[@dinamosflams]

@@unwono don't be that guy, you know what he is talking about

[@petrospetromixos6962]

@@unwono No actually atheists believe there is no God or Gods, its a religion

[@TheKonnoisseur11]

I’m not an atheist but Gods an asshole

[@tauhidershadKUFNAFLORAN]

and still shit, BTW.

[@Danox94]

What an ending!

[@CarolinaFioravanti_xxx]

Totally agree. Makes you think, huh? As an atheist agnostic, I honestly don't believe in the Christian God or any other Gods, but this theory is quite fascinating (and just because I'm atheist, doesn't mean I hate on people who do follow any certain religion)!

[@CarolinaFioravanti_xxx]

***** Well then, let me rephrase it. I don't believe in the Christian God, nor do I believe in any other gods, but I can't prove they don't exist.

[@lesternomo6578]

***** Hey, buddy, everyone's an agnostic.

[@dekippiesip]

Like a circle, if they would kill each other at the last stage they would end up with god again. It reminds me of a story I was told as a child: There once was a miner who was working hard in a mine under slave like conditions. He was allowed to make a wish, he wished to be a senior worker who looked over the others cause then he could have power over the other workers. When he became that, the king visited him and he wished to be the king cause he had power over him. Then he was the king, but it was a day when heavy rains fell and he was angry he didn't have power over the clouds, so he wished to be the clouds. Then he became the cloud, and thought he was almighty, but he couldn't destroy rocks. He wished to be a rock, and when he became a rock he had no power over the miners. Then it became full circle and he became a miner again.

[@J0ECRAWF15H]

dekippiesip You had me with the story right up until the miner-king wanted to become a cloud. Who the FUCK wants to become a cloud?

[@jakehawkinsmusic]

yo whos the blonde goddess tho. lmao imma "believe" in whatever religion she has

[@enderkittygaming2348]

Jacob Hawkins The gold apple leads me to believe that is Eris the goddess of discord.

[@benjaminbyrnison4882]

Jacob Hawkins yea go and ‘know’ her why don’t you

[@TheBossJovi]

donald, the name above every name religion

[@bloodmoon0746]

She was used in another video as Aphrodite

[@noelminem7]

Best deity ever, just saying

[@beyondthecosmos]

I watched this video a few years ago. And now I came here to do it again. Because I am atheist now.

[@onesyphorus]

🤟 congrats man!!

[@beyondthecosmos]

@@onesyphorus thanks. when I watched this a few years ago I said god please forgive my sins. Thank you my neighbour. (I think you are from Georgia 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪)

[@onesyphorus]

@@beyondthecosmos your welcome. I'm from Australia btw. Also yeah man. It was kinda family pressure for me, but guilt is something I still gotta get over. but I'm glad I'm out of that nonsense!

[@RealAntek]

Me too

[@Well_possibly]

Congratulations! Has it lead to any problems with family or friends? I lost my faith long ago, but I'm still close to many Christians and some Catholics. I find myself biting my tongue a lot because some of them use the Bible to make decisions.

[@Ricko181]

It's been 10 years since this video was released. I remember when i saw it many years ago. I still like to come back to it from time to time. Like to every DarkMatter's video. Love it.

[@benrobinson375]

I remember first coming across your channel when I was Christian about a decade ago. Now I'm an atheist. Keep up the good work brother.

[@themistsousis4551]

but God and Jesus is inside us...is our light for life...and also no one said that god will come as human to make us to believe him

[@benrobinson375]

@@themistsousis4551 I don't want Jesus to go inside of me. Thank you.

[@themistsousis4551]

yea because its a "demon" thats why whatever

[@chrissonofpear1384]

And they can just do that?

[@tristan889]

@@themistsousis4551 you really want him to convert back? but also calling something inside him a demon thats held him back? For fuck sake religous people smh

[@freedomfighter2668]

that atheist is still standing there like what the fuck just happened.

[@TheMudsnake]

Planning to show this to a few churches.

[@limuney9874]

A simple video isn't the truth but what really angered me is that you used the word ''fuckers''. I cannot prove that you are an idiot but you were an idiot for being aggresive against some simple people that work in a church.

[@xxxalilordxxx1974]

Ľøŕď Šâťáņ Jőņëş

[@ItsLionzz]

So much evil in the world. I honestly feel bad for all the people agreeing with this video. So many pieces left out of the puzzle in this video like Jesus and his miracles and teachings. And god is eternal but humans aren't there is the difference between our minds, he knows everything and we don't and so he doesn't need to question his creation cause he knows it perfectly and he probably just didn't care enough to tell us if he had a creator or not

[@limuney9874]

*facepalm*

[@wamblytk4371]

can i ask something... if god knows the future or has some big plan then what is the point in prayers

[@DS-pd5ov]

I come back once in a while to watch this masterpiece. Even now, 8 years later of posting it sounds so fresh.

[@nachobis]

"the only inconsistency here is you" 😂😂😂👍🏼

[@mistylover7398]

Me??

[@swanfeathertheelder]

As an atheist, this made me laugh at first, but at the end, I felt truly empowered. None of the words in the Bible, the Torah, the Quran, or any other religious books have been more powerful than these.

[@comicbutserious263]

Dylan [Smith] Tolkien inspired himself from nordic myth and christian faith u know?

[@brett9044]

@@comicbutserious263 That's why. The stories are trash, but they are pretty interesting from a different point of view.

[@imaybestupid9707]

You did not read a word from any of these A proof: you can not spell *QUR’AN* correctly For me as a muslim I find this that this video does not explain anything So supposedly the sum of the vid is that the human created himself or so... 1st question: If the human created himself he should have the greatest power that can control everything.So there are billions of people in this world that can so whatever they want fly,create another creatures? 2nd: Ok the human can control everything So how does the creator of all die?Still not convinced?ok. 3rd:How can there be billions of gods(humans) Who control a whole universe? For example how can there be a store with all the workers be managers,won't there be Differences in their point of view? which is A huge disaster in our universe. I am gonna take a break then complete.

[@mg4568]

@@imaybestupid9707 It was all his imagination you stupid fuck.

[@markbeiser]

@@imaybestupid9707 You're not very bright are you?

[@daddy_kolumbus8330]

he is actually one of our times best philosophers think about that

[@ilovecookies2532]

Nah

[@judgmentstar843]

He’s just paraphrasing Nietzsche

[@Jonqen]

@@judgmentstar843 More like saint paul

[@EvelynOnline9205]

thanks daddy kolumbus

[@LibertyFascism]

I think he really is. He makes genius points in his videos.

[@snoepieeej]

I think this is your magnus opus. That second god and the final scene are just magnificent.

[@joecurran2811]

I like how God is meant to be all-loving and yet he blitzes Geoffrey (and others) with lightning

[@Apollo_1641]

Watch George carlin's video "Religion is bullshit" Have fun! :-)

[@joecurran2811]

Excuse me mate?

[@gwho]

... this is a cartoon given artistic liberty. it's not the actual thing people worship and claim. it's a strawman, but an ok one due to artistic liberty.

[@ferociousfeind8538]

+gwho even though it's the truth? Man created all of the Gods to explain the unknown. If there was a God, why are there so many versions, and why are there some whom don't believe?

[@ILNSuryaChandra]

Different gods exists for the same reason as why different languages exists. And for the question about the "Atheists"...... I don't know the answer.

[@faithdoyle2324]

This is actually really deep. First I thought it was just another funny video but there is a true concept behind it and if you think about it, it is totally reasonable. Wow

[@platano214]

I agree with this

[@jannoa8211]

Thanks Captain Obvious !

[@DurkMcGerk]

Janno A Sure it's obvious to those of us familiar with the concept of allegory. I think Faith's comment was more for the people who tend to take things literally as written: "The god I worship doesn't worship a god that worships a god that worships an elephant man. That isn't in any holy book!"

[@grantkohler7612]

Cool! I thought most kids have been known to ask the question "If god created the universe, then who created god." upon their first or second read of the bible. Odd thing is, I didn't believe that story, but I did believe in Santa until about 6 or 7. Oh, wait, I had "evidence" for the existence of Santa.

[@johnwaas4864]

It's actually not. The whole premise is flawed 2 minutes in. Eternity isn't something you can "dance around". It simply is and has always been. There is nothing outside of time and it's easy copput was "you wouldn't understand" yeah because the whole argument it used was silly and ridiculous to begin with. Video is for simpletons.

[@ARMohamed]

If anyone wants the written quote at the end, I gotchu: "I created all the Gods. Yes. But I myself, am not a God. I am humanity. And I created you because there were times when I felt scared and alone. There were times when I grieved, there were time when I felt awe and wonder, yet didn't have the answers that I so desperately wanted. But most of all, there were times when I wanted to control other people. And in all these things, the creation of the Gods was useful. You may have been a necessary evil, but humanity is growing up. And the time has come, to put away childish things." ~ DarkMatter2525 

[@tareke586]

Thats deep

[@Murphio25]

Your profile pic/avatar thingy reminded me of "Truth" from Fullmetal Alchemist (it's an anime).

[@ARMohamed]

*****​ One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you.

[@ARMohamed]

*****​ lol, it's always great to meet a fellow FMA fan! xD

[@beautifulreality4103]

AR Mohamed true my favorite episode from FMA :) lol

[@Mythical.History]

8:23 For those who don't know, that Elephant God is Ganesha from Indian Mythology

[@cookieface80]

Furthermore, the woman with the golden apple is Aphrodite. She's the Greek Goddess of Love.

[@Mythical.History]

@@cookieface80 Ye

[@alexisjones5509]

@@cookieface80 And the African deity is known as Shango. He's the Yoruba god of war.

[@Zenciiiii]

Who TF is the god with the floatie

[@Marinuss]

All this god, mohammed and jesus stuff is not true in my opinion, TEDDYSM IS THE ONLY RELIGION! We Teddysts believe that in EVERY teddy bear, there is a soul. We pray by cuddling with our teddybears. Our teddybears then give the message on to the upper Teddy and he is the one who is determining how my life is going to pass by. And I know so many people are going to ask me how I can prove this, BUT NO ONE CAN PROVE THIS IS NOT THE ONLY RELIGION! It says so in the holy book of teddy, the Teddyble. It's written there, SO IT'S TRUE! Look: Woolen bears 1:2 "In every teddy bear there is a soul." See? It says so in my holy book SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! There has to be a creator of everything, and that was the upper teddy. Everyone will say: "Teddybears are made by men, so how can a teddy bear create the universe?" BECAUSE THE TEDDY BEAR IS OMNIPOTENT. HE CREATED MANKIND!!!!1 EVERYONE, FOLLOW THE TEDDYSMIC WAYS AND SUCCES WILL SOON BE YOURS!

[@AvatarFarid]

Your religion is nonsense. You must know there is only 1 true... Deity? Yes. The flying spaghetti monster has touched us with his noodley appendage and you cannot see that. I will boil for you, friend.

[@Marinuss]

Farid T Try cuddling a teddy bear once, doesn't it feel special? I felt the teddy opening my soul, and it spoke to me.

[@jakvos342]

ALL PRAISE LORD TEDDY

[@Marinuss]

***** I'm happy more people are helping me write the basis of the Teddyble. The first chapters will be online soon.

[@Marinuss]

***** I'll see if what the Lord Teddy will mention in my dreams will match your thoughts about Teddysm.

[@tochoXK3]

I like the idea of an infinite chain of gods that created each other (not as an actual belief, but as an interesting idea). I‘d call it „infinitheism“

[@putizspenzer7857]

Congrats you have beden created a New say to acknowledge of creation see you in after 100years in peoples minds

[@ralymsmorel7069]

This should have more likes

[@vaan2720]

“You could make a religion out of this!” “No don’t”

[@CutoutClips]

Mormons actually believe something to this effect. Perhaps not an infinite chain, after all, you'd think everything would have to start somewhere, but in Mormonism it is taught that "As man now is, God once was. As God now is, man may be." Essentially, man Mormons believe God has a father who is his God, and he became a god by obedience to his God. Similarly, they believe that if we are obedient to our God, our "Heavenly Father," we will be able to be as God is now.

[@neonnatella4632]

@@CutoutClips Yes maybe we evolve into god on our own when we die lol

[@xanthmardon584]

by god's god, did you mean god's god's god's god's god's god's god?

[@robinsuj]

And their god too, ad infinitum

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

It's gods all the way up

[@Eman-ud6tg]

And at the end it's humanity.DISAPOINTED

[@randomguy9118]

I think his name was Carl

[@svenericsson7286]

God = synonymous with; "an imaginary agent with whom you may(be) make bartering-deals with as you utilize your own alleged power and importance, as currency, in exchange for the aforementioned agent to manipulate events and the environment to benefit you, or be to the detriment of others, in a practically useful way".

[@mattg-h6781]

Very well put, and I screen spotted this, perfect argument to the religious heads around me to the grounds of their "god."

[@svenericsson7286]

@@mattg-h6781 Thank you! Yw 🙂

[@mattg-h6781]

​@@svenericsson7286Your awesome 😆

[@svenericsson7286]

@@mattg-h6781 Ty 🙂

[@neppynep6151]

The ending of this video is absolutely astounding. I couldn't have imagined a better way to word how gods were created to fill in temporary gaps we later filled in with science and mathematics. Purely beautiful. I am a fan of endings like this. It puts this topic not on a negative level, but on a positive, hopeful level; that we as a species have grown to the level that we can hold our own against the challenges of life without need of childish things.

[@ocelotryuu6352]

Carlen Pumphery Niether does religion though. In fact, religion tends to cause most of those things rather than prevent them.

[@jeckjeck3119]

Devin Klinkowsky Correct.

[@S3SSioN_Solaris]

That RPG wielding green flying ellipse with eyes thing is the real mvp here.

[@yawgmoth6568]

It's a lima bean. Has a cap that says LB, for Lima Bean.

[@mistylover7398]

@@yawgmoth6568 ya so? He makes things go 🚀

[@ThePatricio116]

I upvote Jeffery as my God.

[@dimitrifranck2358]

PatricioM me too. I love Jeffery

[@GenerationLex]

If God was not just the construct of man, I would indeed prefer to go to the imaginary hell with Jeffery than go to heaven with 'god'. What a shame that the Abrahamic God is a collaboration of facts and dates from pagan gods prior to his existence and implausible if logic is used when looking at the details. I'm not talking about the miracles, I'm talking about the DATES and times alone. Those alone make it impossible. There are far too many inconsistencies that man didn't think of at the time of writing.

[@Goldfishthebrave]

Hey, you could make a religion out of this

[@skinnyworm883]

bro...this is the most beautiful youtube video in existance, it made so much sense. you earned a follow

[@engleberteverything421]

It ended surprisingly seriously for a video where God shoots God who shoots God who shoots God.

[@obamasinladen5222]

Religion Person 1: "I have an apple" Person 2: "I don't believe you" Person 1: "You can't prove I don't have an apple. Science Person 1: "I have an apple" Person 2: " I don't believe you" Person1: Shows apple Why is religion a widely acceptable answer to the origins of the universe? Because people are too scared to not have an afterlife

[@djackson1374]

Rocky Jemasa A prime example of evolution is how you need a different flu shot every year. It's because the virus changes and now the previous medication no longer works. And drug resistent bacterica is also another example of evolution. Since they replecate so fast it's easier to see than in larger animals but either way the evidence is there.

[@djackson1374]

Rocky Jemasa That's still evidence that at a bare minum supports the theory compared to scriptures in the bible that could've been written by anyone. So at the end of the day we have evidence some biological changes within species to develop new distinct traits which supports evolution and the Old Testament that supports God's omniscients. If the latter sounds more resonable to you for whatever your reason(s) may be then more power to you.

[@sparex4273]

Rocky Jemasa thats like saying the THEORY of gravity isn't valid because it is a THEORY. Fuck off you don't even know what a theory means.

[@alankusparmakov9330]

"A scientific theory is an explanation of an aspect of the natural world that can be repeatedly tested, in accordance with the scientific method, using a predefined protocol of observation and experiment. Established scientific theories have withstood rigorous scrutiny and embody scientific knowledge." -Wikipedia Evolution is proven, God is not.

[@greg77389]

The science of cosmology seeks to answer the question of the origin of the universe, and based on what we currently know, God existing is quite probable.

[@johnnys.3465]

there is only one god and his name is death

[@paul18parreno99]

time

[@johnnys.3465]

paul18 parreno Only death is certain, time is not.

[@paul18parreno99]

+Johnny S. idiot time goes on but death is the end

[@johnnys.3465]

paul18 parreno someone didnt understand a reference

[@paul18parreno99]

+Johnny S. no im not you little crap

[@paulramirez632]

This animation is a masterpiece. Very cleverly done!

[@silasr20]

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. 2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God.

[@macey75]

This is by FARRRRRRR your best one ever. I have posted this one so many times I have lost count.

[@echomjp]

+Gregg Macey personally, I thought his "Fine-Tuned Universe" one was also great. Though there are many bits of gold among Darkmatter's work. Or rather, platinum pieces among a hoard of riches.

[@haqeimhafeiz5804]

+echomjp i just wanna say this...as how we disobeyed god...that is what also an A.I would do in the future... :)

[@biscuitalt267]

+MLG “PC” Judaist An apostrophe can also be used for possession.

[@biscuitalt267]

I don't know where that wall of rhetoric came from, I was just telling someone about apostrophes, but okay.

[@biscuitalt267]

Well, in this comment chain, atheists talk about grammar.

[@Imclipingboi]

"Gods watch it, who's going to watch the gods?" -Alan watts

[@CassandraPantaristi]

The billion dallar philosophical question: If God is eternal, what was God doing BEFORE the beginning of the Universe?

[@CassandraPantaristi]

Honestly, this is why polytheism makes more sense. The Gods have a genesis, they do not have a gaping hole in logic like that.

[@Raptorel]

That's actually a very interesting question to ponder.

[@chrissonofpear3657]

Reflecting upon himself and becoming bored. Not sure how that applies to narcissist possibilities.

[@kidjoker3g]

I Seek The Truth Thought that a long time ago

[@hankreardenfan1019]

He was thinking and daydreaming.

[@forestecho6229]

Christians: everything has a creator. God created everything. Me: if God created everything then there was nothing to created Him before he started creating. So it is possible that nothing can create something by their logic which is "God can create something out of nothing" By their logic if everything has a Creator then even a God has a creator = Creator of God, A God beyond of God. And Creator has Creator, and Creator of Creator has a Creator and all over again. That is their logic ( Christian logic ) not mine. And yet they still call us crazy.

[@kakashi-fe4ql]

Already debunked . You wanna know who created god? Humans. Got em 🤣🤣🤣.

[@forestecho6229]

@@kakashi-fe4ql those people were probably those who grow with only one parent and been bullyed. So they created their ideal Dad who is always watching them, protecting, love them more that anything and will punish those who bullyed them. But in same time do oposite from that. If He exist. Then we are all doomed.

[@kakashi-fe4ql]

@@forestecho6229 take Muhammad as an example. And doomed? Ok so a priest who molested 7 children will go to heaven but a moral person who was an atheist will go to hell just because he didn’t believe in god? Every religion was created for personal gain.

[@forestecho6229]

@@kakashi-fe4ql For word "doomed" I meaned: no one is following bibles rules. We are all working at Sabbath, lieing, useing bad words, telling Gods name in vain, judgeing others, are afraid of death, ... I didn't meaned to say that we deserve to go to Hell. I just say that bible has so many problems, double meanings, contradiction that even if we choose one rule to follow there is a rule which is contradict to that one. And since we are broke cotradiction ( if He exist ) He wil punish us. And about priset pedophile : Bible says that who ever believe in God and ask for forgivenes. His/Hers sins will be forgiven. Thats total inmoral to me. About good Atheist: Bible says that those who don't believe in God will be punishen. Thats tyranny, hipocrity and dictatory to me. Its like I was puted in jail with super dangerous criminals for not suporting TikTok or Trump. The same way were Hitler and Stalin useing. Was anyone suporting them. NO. Except the people who got something good from that. Like their family and friends.

[@kakashi-fe4ql]

@@forestecho6229 agree