35 Times We Actually Injured Ourselves

[@ModernRogue]

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[@MaverickBlue42]

That's a lie about the stitches, I had five stitches in my forehead at the hairline and they gave me a removal kit and said take them out in about 7 days if there were no issues. They told me I could come back and have them do it if I wasn't comfortable with it, but screw spending 4 hours in the waiting room.

[@lianinerte]

i just want to point out that for burns... putting the whites of a raw egg... works somehow ... it works... dont ask me why but it does if my memory serves me well you smeared it after it happens and you reapply another time some hours later

[@DH-xw6jp]

Black and gold masks? Sure, get your fans beat and harassed by people mistaking them for proud boys. Smart move.

[@willemthijssen1082]

I kinda love that the most days without injury is 161, not even half a year.

[@izzy6301]

Dont feel bad cause at this point i get a cut or burn or smth once a week

[@SgtLion]

Brian is all fun and games, but the very microsecond that an injury looks actually bad, he's serious and straight on to first aid advice. Will always love and respect him for that.

[@ModernRogue]

Thanks man

[@thespiffingamerican]

That was great on his part

[@an-2253]

@@ModernRogue hes a professional

[@DoubsGaming]

​@@an-2253Professional dumbass. Jk much love, I am the same way.

[@devikwolf]

The only time Brian DOESN'T cackle at Jason getting injured is the ER visit.

[@LukeBeks]

I mean if anyone knows when an injury is actually serious... Also I'm sure he has his own mug at the ER

[@Roedy_Coedy]

Brian got shook so bad looking at Jason's thumb that he grabbed HIS OWN thumb in horror...

[@erikerikerikerikerik]

that and when jason fired the dart right next to brian and scared the shit out him

[@drpibisback7680]

@ET Hardcorgamer I found it darkly funny purely because Jason was so nonplussed/mildly disappointed despite it being _his_ thumb that got cut, while Brian was genuinely horrified.

[@Isgolo]

@@drpibisback7680 the adrenaline works wonderful for those moments, had recently one cut like that and you don't feel pain until 5 to 10 minutes later

[@zackinator1439]

I love how many of these are just like *looks at hand* "HOW AM I BLEEDING!?"

[@Drakken_Dude]

This is honestly how I injure myself the most. That glance down to see blood followed by "What?! When did I cut myself?"

[@JIMMY0cool]

And even then they still need the dexterity, so no gloves

[@lorenwegele7517]

...Or when I'd come home from work and someone in my family would point at an injury and ask what happened and I'd tell them I didn't remember, I was busy when it happened....

[@zach_attakk]

Followed very swiftly by the facial representation or "ffs"

[@dianabuck7310]

This is my life. That and bruises/welts. How? When? FFS!

[@AMTunLimited]

"Is there blood? I swear to god, get it on camera" Bless you Brian. Of course, the only time there was a ER-level injury he was serious from the start.

[@nicestpancake]

Some of the first words out of his mouth was to put pressure on it I think I have a new chaotic presence to look up to

[@Phil-S8]

It's a miracle no one got hurt when Jason smashed the red hot ferrocerium with a rock.

[@themilkmon]

Honestly one of my all time favorite MR moments

[@sonan333]

Link for people: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJrXnHWtjbKChJY Also, right!?

[@ButterStick64]

Or when he caught a spinning knife that went 8 ft in the air.

[@EvanAndKatelyn]

Should we be honored or worried we were in 2 of these 🤣

[@ModernRogue]

HONORED for sure!!!

[@samh.r.380]

Why not both???

[@robin_marriott]

The makeshift arrows was the absolute worst. I’m still anxious from that episode.

[@MystLunarabne]

Meanwhile I just saw #4 and theswords on screens and then thought "Oh, wait, isn't that the one with the injuryvery close to an eye?" "Oh no, oh no, brace for sympathy cringe"

[@Lilith-Rose]

The worst part for me is I've done the exact same thing on multiple occasions throughout my life.. if you are using a sharp knife at first it just feels like a dull thud and then oop here comes the blood and the aching. I just know that sudden instant, there's nothing you can do to stop it and all you can think is "I done messed up" and prepare yourself to look and see how bad it is this time

[@Themidamultitool]

I still find it how it is literally seconds after Brian saying "I don't want to reset it" and just the "Tooo bad!"

[@andrewg9216]

im with you, blood doesnt make me squeamish nor does flesh being peeled away (yay flensing) but seeing a knife used in a way that i KNOW will cause exactly that to happen is just unwatchable.

[@RogoueDD]

"Oh no. OH NO. OH NO! I TOLD YOU SO!"

[@HamRadioCrashCourse]

I felt so bad about #31! We spent a WHILE on the pirate radio hunt so the hidden transmitter got ROCKET hot. When Brian grabbed it he burnt himself and when pulling his hand away got sliced by a plant! Sorry Brian!!! Reset the injury count on a radio video! I didn’t expect that!

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

You did the one thing you absolutely can't do with Modern Rogue, you left them to their own devices. It's always the things that normally wouldn't be thought of as dangerous that MR somehow gets hurt by. No amount of working with hot/sharp/dangerous objects can wean them away from their instincts.

[@jek__]

Yeah, I've found that recoiling often causes more harm than the thing one is recoiling from too. Reaction in general seem pretty ineffective compared to reasoned response

[@jayzo]

We need a real injury counter to be on the grounds of the HQ with a series of wired and wireless big red mushroom-style buttons that once pressed reset the counter. Needs a siren/air horn too, or the reset the counter song performed by Brian. Needs to be blasted across the property.

[@michaelhenderson6786]

This needs more attention!

[@COMPUTERTECHATHUTCHTECH]

Agreed... accompanied with a how-to video using a raspberry pi, that us fans can make at home!

[@theomnipresent1]

And whoever gets injured has to be the one to hit the button themself, walk of shame.

[@thomasnolastname8734]

@@theomnipresent1 Unless they somehow are unable to press it themselves In which case, they use the CHiLD

[@jamesducharme1711]

brian's gotta be the only guy on the planet who can both eat a lightbulb generally unharmed and yet also manage to cut himself on a pane of glass lying flat against a table; absolute legend

[@jackwriter1908]

I just read the title and only thought _„Wait, only 35 times? That few? I thought we were close to one hundred.“_

[@Thearmorer89]

They really are surprisingly good about not getting hurt considering all things

[@phaeste]

it sure feels like it happens way more frequently. But maybe its because those moments make for such good content that it stays in my memory far longer and clearer

[@catfish552]

Brian, accusatory tone: "Haha haha! You guys got all excited, didn't ya!" Brian, moments later, excited tone: "Ooh! Reset the counter! Reset the counter!"

[@sebastianmajor7601]

I like how Jason is always " I'm so sorry" whenever he hurts Brian and Brian just cracks up when he hurts Jason

[@Zoteosophos]

Modern Rogue - Mythbusters, just without the blast shield. This made me smile way too much.

[@mikew2412]

I'd buy an official modern rogue injury counter to use in my shop.

[@wade-potato6200]

+1, especially if it looks cool when resetting, not just counting down linearly

[@thomasnolastname8734]

It needs to say "Roll it back" or have Brian's cackle whenever it gets reset

[@banerifthammer4608]

I mean this in the nicest possible way...your pain is funny to me and I liked watching you get hurt.

[@hunterhicks6726]

Where’s the guy who said that anybody who resets the injury counter should have to wear a bright stupid shirt as punishment in the next episode? That was brilliant. I’d love to see that.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Modern Rogue: Constantly shows the dangers of experimenting with sharp objects. Also Modern Rogue: Still needs the dexterity.

[@drpibisback7680]

I always thought there needed to be an "episodes that reset the injury counter" compilation, and now there is. Psychic.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

You're just saying what we're all thinking... 'cause you're a Modern Roooooogue.

[@ViviSectia]

Too bad it's probably already outdated.

[@upinarms79]

I legit love these two guys and I hope that neither they or any of the crew ever get seriously injured, but damn if those injury counter resets aren't hilarious to watch.

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

Modern Rogue each episode: "I sure hope we don't reset the injury counter." Also Modern Rogue each episode: "Today we will be boiling lye in aluminum, setting off explosions in an enclosed area, creating different pepper sprays just to use on eachother, inhaling capsicum smoke just to see what it's like, creating the said smoke in an enclosed area, playing with metal shards with our bare hands, not mounting our vice clamp to anything but still attempting to use it, sawing towards ourselves, running with scissors on a wet floor, making mines that'll shoot pepper spray, lighting gasoline on fire with flaming arrows, building an improvised Technical, testing pepper spray bullets on ourselves, and trying to pry the lithium from batteries to throw in a glass bowl of water to see if it explodes. But first a shoutout to our sponsor for this episode..." Modern Rogue cooking show: "Today we're making a 3 course meal, we're going to start with an appetizer of electrocuted ramen, wash it down with macaroni and cheese in vodka, move on to a chicken cooked under the hood of a hoopty, then finally on to our main course of a steak boiled in a toilet to perfection and singed with a clothing iron. After the meal we'll unwind with the finest pruno in town." You guys are great.

[@MrAqr2598]

They did miss the times they reset the counter with “Minutes Since On-Set Injury”(Razor Blade Flail and A Fool’s Guide to Nunchucking)

[@Stargaizer99]

I personally relate to the resetting the counter on the MRE's. When I was a young kid, I once drew blood on my thumb with an Oreo cookie. Story: The cookie was very stale, and the ridges around the edge didn't give at all when I tried to twist it apart. My thumb slid across the edge ridges and rubbed off enough skin that blood actually came to the surface. And that is the story of how I drew blood with an Oreo cookie!

[@Moonlitconversations1717]

I knew a girl who cut herself on an unbroken plastic spoon. all of our friends asked her how because it was not a simple scratch, she drew blood somehow.

[@rroe86]

Would be interesting to know how many total injuries per person, how many were self-inflicted, and how many were caused by the other person.

[@TGA_BAY_BAY]

I feel like a goal should be a year without a Modern Rogue injury.

[@yodan00b]

you really want them to stop working for a whole year!? that's nonsense! heheh

[@TGA_BAY_BAY]

@@yodan00b Maybe half a year of no injuries? Who am I kidding, the crew or guests will hurt themselves instead.

[@willmfrank]

Seriously, though...A week is pushing it.

[@TGA_BAY_BAY]

@@willmfrank 8 days is a push.

[@yodan00b]

@@TGA_BAY_BAY sometimes when it resets and it's way high, like in the 60s or 80s I wonder if it REALLY made it that high.. but they are transparent enough when they do get injured, so I go with it * shrugs * XD

[@MatthewFiereck]

This is going to be your most watched video ever.

[@itbeat7899]

I was just about to mention that! Haha But seriously, stop hurting yourselves! We want more of these cool shows

[@EvitableDestiny3392]

This is a great cautionary tale. TMR Has GENUINLEY saved my limbs in the past from thinking "What would Brian do?" Then NOT doing that. My hand and fingers thank you!

[@twothreebravo]

Jason: "You're like Mr. Glass. I showed Brian a picture of a really sharp knife once and he started bleeding" I can believe it, I once walked into a walk-in cooler and saw my buddy doing coke and MY nose started bleeding.

[@nickh2579]

I really can’t believe I’ve been watching you guys for years. Since u started I think, feels like yesterday that I’ve watched everything u have done

[@phaeste]

i also started watching shortly after it started an only a few months ago realized that its been 5 years

[@HighTechWizard]

Thought this was gonna be an easy to watch trip through nostalgia... 3 injuries in and I'm like "I don't know if I'm gonna make it through the whole thing." Happy to report I did, even knowing Jason's ER trip was gonna make an appearance. Jeez, I still remember the day that episode aired. Thank you for the dedication to the craft guys! Modern Rogue is my favorite channel.

[@TheRandomNat]

9:00 It should be noted that this is the first serious ER-level injury, and not the first ER visit. If I'm recalling correctly, Brian said that he went to the ER due to the frozen lock incident, though that injury wasn't serious.

[@ModernRogue]

Oh, yeah-- that was like the next morning I think, and it was too late to do a stitch... so I just had to keep that finger pointed for like 2 weeks.

[@ingolf82]

Brian is so happy every time Jason injures himself, its a bit sadistic lol. I feel like you could make this a yearly series videos. like "injures in 2021" and so on. because there are so many.

[@stalker42]

This was a great fan service video. My only suggestion is the end could have had Brian's injury counter song instead of the Seinfeld theme.

[@reptilez13]

That thumb ER visit one is too perfect, amazing it was caught on camera so perfectly.

[@gabeflame7803]

It’s both a good and sad thing that we haven’t seen the injury counter in so long

[@InfernalBanana]

Alternate title: “Run it back Brant!” Also, I remember in the early days of MR in one of the BTS episodes: “If someone dies on set, you get the fucking shot.” -Brian Brushwood

[@mr.hartwood7121]

Brian laughing just gives me so much serotonin. Please continue making content that combats my depression 💚

[@Halbostfriese]

Someone gets hurt. Normal people: "Oh god, are you okay?!" Rogues: "RESET THE COUNTER!" I love this channel, I really do.

[@JohnSF93]

I'm laughing out loud for each "30 seconds later". This is Modern Rogue, famous last words have been said many many times hahaha

[@debeliivek]

Starting fires with batteries: the best reaction to an injury, the almost follow-up injury with tooth wire stripping, the best Nord VPN plug ever

[@Ocean_Breeze]

Glad to see they documented this all for the insurance firms.

[@Rocknoob49]

I'm honestly shocked, that the historical weapons guild lets you participate without a jockstrap. In both clubs I train in that'd be an immediate exclusion from the exercise

[@geekstronomy3368]

"Definitely, actually, factually, just kicked me in the nuts" love it

[@christianaquilina5434]

You have to love these guys. Making fun of their own mistakes, at their own personal expense

[@cameraman2505]

Done welding close to the floor. Used my fist to push my body upwards, right on the just used up, still hot, welding electrode. Now watching this. It's all good, it's all fine. Happy thoughts to all.

[@Nascarnate100]

This whole episode was just anxiety for me and I think it’s because of the ER visit. I knew it was coming and then you said #1 so I was anxious about a #2

[@OwOraTheWitch]

Finally, a 20 minute video of nothing but my favorite parts of MR... The parts where I'm wincing in sympathy pain watching them forget every rule of knife safety.

[@TheStrangerous]

Oof. Still can't watch the one where I cut my thumb.

[@cebsaid2932]

Guys, I found him

[@zaxtonhong3958]

“Do you have ANY idea how little that narrows it down?”

[@johnburrill2625]

exactly the content we came for

[@justinbanks2380]

Not sure why I'm watching a clip show made of all episodes I've watched (a lot multiple times) and remember... Yet I find I am still captivated. Kudos rouges, I see you've learned how to cast enchanting spells!

[@TheRealAlpha2]

It's like a train wreck, you can't look away.

[@velazquezarmouries]

i love how as the episodes get more and more dangerous the injury counter is reset less and less

[@RandallStephens397]

And here's that supercut of the rogues being "good" at tools I asked for.

[@Kurse_of_Kall]

"Gah! I slit my hand open on a f*cking plant!" has to be my favorite moment from these. So short but so, so sweet.

[@GwenShep]

The knitting needle random song outburst will always be my very favourite from this.

[@sinningmantis]

I like to think they have a huge scoreboard sized injury counter screen in their warehouse

[@theindooroutdoorsman]

I love that the nunchuck one really was literally 5 seconds!

[@zaxtonhong3958]

I was half expecting the story to show up about how a knife slipped out of Jason’s pocket onto Brian which imbedded in his arm

[@Rbdearmon]

I love the calm "let's just head over to the ER and knock that out"

[@dragonheatgaming5005]

Love how injuries has become a running gag

[@gjmhudler]

This was fun to watch. Thanks guys.

[@farmjunk]

So, when's the episode on versatile first-aid kits and how to use them?

[@Nalasmithos]

It's stuff like this that just puts into picture how much you guys do for this amazing show! thanks a ton guys and here's to many more reset counters!

[@dingus4260]

Injuries aside, Brian’s laugh, when distilled could cure cancer and all ailments known to man. It’s such a genuine laugh with not restrained emotion

[@ModernRogue]

I love hearing this. There are worse afflictions than being cursed with an infectious laugh. -Brian

[@DrMakak]

Brian's skin is the most tender material known to mankind

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Which is why you always wear protection kids! And nah his skin is ok he just moves with wanton destruction all the time.

[@VelvetTeacake]

It's perfect, the injury counter montage we always wanted.

[@royn.1968]

Oh Snap, the annual highlight reel😆😆😆 Thanks for sharing, guys! Love the antics!! we need to get You guys a copy of the anarchist's cookbook😆 Have an Awesome Thanksgiving Holiday!!

[@kavalogue]

Last night I watched about 13 of yer vids back to back and they where all injury counter reset episodes. Good Lads. Thanks for reading my mind

[@kavalogue]

Double thank you for the heart. Much appreciated 💪

[@Screamingtut]

Brian or Jason what are the most days you went without blood injuries. the highest I saw I think was 138 days.

[@purpleYamask]

I had forgotten about the longsword episode and was so happy to see it was a nut-kick

[@sleepy-gamer]

I love how happy and mad they get at same time from their injuries 😂😅

[@joonashannila8751]

You said it wrong in one of earlier videos... It really goes: I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart.

[@critter8132]

They did but God damn is that a cool mantra from a kickass book series (probably been a while since he read it but I still loved the reference (

[@zephyr7385]

I love how happy you are when the injury counter resets 😂

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

Just starting the video, and i can’t decide if i want this to be a best of or a single crazy thing that makes 35 in one

[@riuphane]

I miss the collabs with E&K, those were amazing

[@ebonyblack4563]

Me with a connective tissue disorder that affects skin, joints, and causes more fragile blood vessels, plus other assorted side effects: "I have more bleeding events in under a year and barely leave my house... That's not even counting bruises, strains, and other damage..." Edit Add-On: To clarify, I'm shocked at how safe most Modern Rogue episodes go.

[@ebonyblack4563]

@@RICDirector Same to you! Stay safe, and have a great year! EDS is actually one of the potentials for what my condition is. Thus far we've only confirmed that it's something under the Hyper-Mobility umbrella, but no more specifics have been determined yet.

[@bagodrago]

This is why we get professional adults on-set.

[@reboottheconsole998]

I love watching these after all the years

[@earendilthemariner5546]

Brians laugh is really contagious

[@Creeperkiller61]

I love how brain just rubs the blood like no big deal

[@jek__]

Did you know they make plastic razor blades? they can accomplish many of the tasks of metal razor blades but they cant cut people, such as cutting that foam there. Theyre also essential for cleanly scraping things off surfaces without scratching them The editor did a pretty good job making this not too dark. Mixing the ones where theyre laughing in with the ones where they might get seriously hurt. I dont enjoy seeing them get hurt, but I do enjoy the genuine interactions between them. Definitely should have been wearing fencing masks with swordfighting lol, good thing Brian can still see. The other two swordfighters reaction is interesting, theyre like frozen, doubting that they should have ever let someone skip the intro training I wonder if we laugh when people get hurt because laughter makes us feel better. Sometimes in extreme stress a person might start frantically kind of laugh-breathing. Its super creepy but apparently is like a nervous system reaction thing. Or just... normal situations where people use humor to make things lighter lol. I wonder if laughing when people get hurt pre-dates the intelligence required to make jokes about it. Do other hominids laugh when their kin get hurt? Jason has such a great reaction to getting hurt "its pretty bad"

[@TheBigburcie]

"I have one goal, and it's to not reset the injury counter..." That one still makes me cringe.

[@matthewbock276]

The best summary of this channel is the fact that this video is 20 minutes long

[@streetpoetry123]

Actually surprised how much I’m enjoying this. I’m sick, man..

[@kirkskywalker1701]

Seeing as I am currently staying home and cleaning myself up after my most recent injury counter reset, I think that this is a good recommendation for a rewatch Thanks, KZbin

[@elrevelde04]

2:30 I know that feel bro, and it hurts like a motherlover! The blade is so sharped that you barely feel the touch, but it gets really deep.

[@Techiastronamo]

This was an awesome compilation, jesus you guys got hurt a LOT!!

[@lokiodinsson666]

This episode made my day. Rogue on boys, Rogue on.

[@connorhillen]

Knowing the injury counter is coming each time creates so much anticipation and preemptive facepalming

[@GytisValatka]

Never underestimate their extraordinary ability to fail miserably in most unlikely circumstances.

[@Jakesin]

We need a "I need the dexterity" compilation

[@jegoldie]

number 20.. you know it's bad when serious Brian makes an appearance!

[@jessetheunending9357]

We need individual counters for the boys to see who hurts themselves the most often... For science... Science adjacent...

[@salz_]

This video just told me "Watch every single MR video all over again"

[@Q1745]

I’ve never seen a collection of pure glee in my life!

[@ComradePhoenix]

Surprised it took until #7 for someone to shout "ROLL IT BACK!" for the first time. Also, going frame by frame on #11 is really interesting to look at. Oh, and props for the dollar store Seinfeld music at the end.

[@piemonster11]

the compilation we didnt know we needed

[@Lily-white]

I had the arrow one happen to me doing the exact same thing in school whittling some sticks for some friends to use, didn't even notice I was bleeding till my hand was covered, since then always cringed at people cutting towards themselves as no matter how safe and careful you may think you are being, you can NEVER be truly sure

[@CornysConsoles]

i wasnt paying attention and fully expected them to somehow reset the counter in an ad read

[@creamedgravy]

I'm still thinking about the "Almost super bad Jason No No" of shooting a board Brian was looking at and got a very stern talking to. That tone shot through the screen and made me straighten up my posture. I felt the guilt.