We Eat Half-Century-Old Rations

[@ModernRogue]

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[@maxwellcrafter]

When you comment before the video's even out

[@LucaDstasio]

@@maxwellcrafterlmao right

[@flamingarrow0342]

get in on this guys its worth it or dont end let of us have a better chance

[@jono6379]

I like that you put "we" in the title like it wasn't just one of you eating these. 😂 FYI if you haven't already done it I just found out there are still WW2 rations floating around maybe that's next?

[@dildoshwagins2222]

Your telling me you weren’t high during that eating common mannn

[@deelyturner2429]

Looks like this will be the last Modern Rogue with Brian in it...

[@williamyounes7321]

That may be why short hair Brian is the one doing the sponsorship parts.

[@patchworkundead4787]

@@williamyounes7321 he doesn't have short hair, he has a ponytail.

[@Piano-hh1zz]

How about you do modern MRIs now as contrast and also so the other Hrian can finally eat

[@williamyounes7321]

@@patchworkundead4787 You're completely right. I started growing my hair out a little before so I didn't know his hair was long enough for that.

[@yeeturmcbeetur8197]

F

[@Snowflame47]

I feel obligated to remind you that this absolute madman doesn’t like pickles

[@Rohrae]

Yeah but in his defense, pickles are disgusting.

[@FantasmaNaranja]

vinegary sourness? ew gross 45+ years old gunpowder? Yum!

[@ToxicMrSmith]

@@Rohrae pickles on a burger are the best

[@WeirdPros]

@@ToxicMrSmith Gotta be the right pickles, though Sweet pickles do not belong on burger. I'll take banana peppers before I take sweet pickles.

[@Snowflame47]

@@Rohrae you heathen

[@JCBTheLopes]

Jason: *Checking if the old wet wipe is wet or not* Brian: *Having a breakdown*

[@craigthemonke794]

“Still wetish” “HOOHOŒOAAH”

[@Bowling_Dude]

This series seems like how far will Brian go before he dies.

[@wersty6734]

More like "before his body breaks"

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

More like "before Jason breaks for him"

[@DjCkyaman]

Or dies

[@microwave791]

*gets botulism

[@reactionjd]

How is he not dead from this

[@sinfulldreamer]

Alternate title: "Brian eats old food while Jason judges him"

[@riuphane]

Part 2...

[@jackgraham3988]

Brian: Starts gagging on the 50 year old food Also Brian: Keeps eating

[@joshmeyer7384]

"Why did I turn into a dolphin?" The noise Brian makes when he first sniffs the beef bouillon caramel is amazing. "I'm only gonna do two more" Lots of great moments in this episode

[@brnmnr59]

“There are flavors that don’t belong in there” Brian keeps eating...

[@bam5732]

The flavor was lead and sulfur from mold

[@cameronpolite2199]

@@bam5732 so 2 or 3 years less on his life?

[@CK-ceekay]

I really love Brian's curious and thorough nature. He's like "That tastes AWFUL. Let me just eat loads more so I can really pin down why that is"

[@offender0]

We need SteveMRE to advise these two on old rations. This MCI doesn't appear to have been stored properly, you probably shouldn't be eating it.

[@Jake-23]

Exactly. Also OMG I just saw that.

[@evino7491]

Yeah, I'm just commenting in hopes that it boosts this to the top, they should read it.

[@eshaanbidarakoppa5738]

Yeah we need to get this to the top

[@xmbovlogs]

I hope this stays at the bottom

[@Razorwire6969]

TO THE TTOOOPPP!!! ONWARD AND UPWARD COMRAD

[@WalcomS7]

Everything going on okay at home, Brian? Everything alright in there?

[@w3vy719]

He seems off

[@BOT76395]

Wait what are you doing here

[@georgewoo8381]

what ya doin here

[@RocketCityGardener]

@@w3vy719 Does he seem twisty?

[@Aaron-zu3xn]

this is how you get botulism

[@americanmichigander]

Brian just earned back the respect he lost when he didn't drink the pruno

[@VVheeli]

I wouldn’t call this feeling respect...

[@alexhall1862]

No Spoilers!

[@karule8161]

No

[@bam5732]

And now has lead poisoning

[@dustinyoung2211]

He just at food that's been expired for over 40 years but would not drink something from fruit that was a month old lol

[@GentlemenMonkey]

Next time on The Modern Rogue: "We have this jar of preserved food that was buried with an Egyptian pharaoh."

[@Kyle_AZ]

"How can a cracker be this BAD!?!?" Eats more

[@VVheeli]

He’s at a point where he tests poisons by swallowing it.

[@JyrzStreams]

In the next episode of Modern Rogue, Brian eats an actual century old egg, gags, dips it in peanut butter, and says it's not so bad.

[@chimaerawilloughby4566]

Yall need SteveMRE if your gonna keep this up, nothing boosts serotonin like "Lets get this out on a tray. Nice." lmao. Love your content guys, just try not to get sick eating this stuff!

[@jesswilliam5346]

That would be a great collab

[@captainretro373]

Noisce hiss

[@geoffdeath2590]

"oh thats rancid" takes another large bite. lol

[@BrBross]

Please

[@brysonfields2284]

Nice hiss

[@decebean4822]

Instead of keeping you awake this coffee keeps you asleep.... *forever* Edit: apparently it was okay

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Gunpowder coffee has the same lethality as one full apple seed

[@lordunderstatement3645]

"This can has been on the Stingray since Korea!" "What's the matter? It still tasted like creamed corn." "Except, it's deviled ham!" "That could be a problem."

[@Whiskey_Assassin]

WHAT ARE IN THESE TWO CANS BACHMAN? This one is coffee, The other appears to be lard, Sir. WHICH ONE ARE WE GOING TO USE MORE OFTEN? YOU THINK WE'RE ALL GOING TO WAKE UP AND WANT A STEAMING, HOT CUP.... OF PIG FAT?!?!

[@lordunderstatement3645]

@@Whiskey_Assassin Well, if it's a cold day...

[@thishonestgrifter]

@@lordunderstatement3645 THE LARD IS IN YOUR HEAD BACHMAN!

[@RaptorBeast7]

I showed my friend this and he described the sound Brian made at 4:29 as "a camel rejecting humanity"

[@Ochosi]

The fact that you guys are going down an MRE craze.. I love you all so much! Try and find the new "Menu 23, Pepperoni Pizza" !!!!!!

[@bigernmccracken5736]

Eww.. I had an off-brand MRE with that, and... well, I’d rather eat the 90’s “Veggie Omelette” MRE. I think it’s all about expectations. No one thinks you could possibly screw up pepperoni pizza. Rest assured, you can.

[@Saucy1911]

It isn't actually terrible, its pretty much school pizza.

[@Reddotzebra]

@@bigernmccracken5736 The good old Vomelette.

[@springbloom5940]

@@bigernmccracken5736 I remember having to bury a tuna and noodles.

[@underfan7713]

@@Saucy1911 I'd say that's an insult to school pizza, imo

[@JackBarlowStudios]

Let’s keep going back in time, boys. Astronaut food from the 60s.

[@poopshipdestroy3r]

Why stop there? WWI rations!

[@ElCondorPasa69]

Civil War rations

[@adksherm]

Boer war beef

[@hapymine9632]

Revltion war rations

[@lemmebefrank4798]

Next up, ancient honey from Egypt

[@TheWiseTorsk]

Brian: "Textrure, mouth feel." *pause "Textrure, mouth feel.." *gag "Textrure, mouth feel..." *retch Me: ...Violent diarrhea, Ecoli, Botulism? Brian: "BEef BoULlIon"

[@Kortexual]

So... when are you guys going to get Steve1989MREInfo as a guest?

[@williamjeffersonclinton69]

Bingo. That man would flex on them so hard, figuratively and literally.

[@trulyinfamous]

I'm afraid God has a busy schedule, and can't always visit.

[@jameswhite153]

or ashens

[@ben-chan420]

@@jameswhite153 YES

[@brysonfields2284]

Nice hiss, lets get this on a tray

[@un4v41l48l3]

Brian placing the caramel in his mouth looks like a person coming to terms with a demon possessing them.

[@mop4232]

"How can a cracker be this bad?" - early reviews of Kid Rock music

[@Richard-nb4iv]

Lol

[@galika.]

Brian: eats several meat caramels Also Brian: "this is that time of the year that we all decide we're finally gonna start taking care of ourselves"

[@Denkar11]

When I was in the Navy, in the 70's, we were at one point forced to eat (for reasons I shouldn't relate) C-rations that had been stored at our base. I was actually amazed at how good most of them were. I just think yours were WAY outdated.

[@Sman7290]

That WAS over 40 years ago. They were only 1 to 35 years old at that point. Now they're 45 to 80 years old

[@dragon1130]

I've eaten some terrible things in my life that DEFINITELY shouldn't have gone into my body...I would never have eaten a forty year old MCI.

[@NenadKralj]

I would 🤣 how hard can it be LoL

[@HayabusaRyuu]

Ration D?

[@bradwinter3144]

It was 50 years old 40 years past the use by date 😂😂

[@danielyoung7534]

I will willingly eat another marble before I'd eat something like that

[@kevp6488]

@@danielyoung7534 wait... ANOTHER marble? How many marbles have you eaten?? 🤔

[@Livvisntinlove]

Next episode. " MODERN ROGUE DOES A STOMACH PUMP."

[@jameswhite153]

modern rogue gets the shits

[@AlexAmbry]

coming March 2021: modern rogue eats revolution era hardtack

[@roykennedy]

Steve did it first

[@cd3383]

You can make your own hardtack if you’ve got some time and honestly it’s not that bad

[@EchosTackyTiki]

YESSS

[@NXresT]

This was a twisty vídeo

[@no698]

*tw is ty*

[@adksherm]

Twisteth

[@allyzapena1001]

T W ï S T Y

[@LogicalNiko]

Instant coffee is basically a desiccant, it black over time when if it absorbs moisture. It would probably be "fine" otherwise. Either it absorbed moisture from other things in the pack, or the outer packet seal failed. The fats from the coco powder and powdered milk probably migrated through the pouch and into the crackers; and on the journey probably dissolved some of the organic compounds that made up the pouch (glue, inks, etc).

[@yogi_minnis]

Bryan "I sound like a dolphin why do I sound like a dolphin? Crackers shouldn't taste like this " goes back for more and keeps gagging.. omg brushwood you got me busting over here man . Your more man than I am I couldn't do it . My pallot is so sensitive I would have hurled blown chunks

[@rshollis]

Oh God! I laughed so hard I had trouble breathing. Brian: THIS IS HORRIBLE! I'll have just two more. Is he still alive?

[@martytheanimator6426]

"The quiz is a very serious process" Yea, as it the impending case botulism.

[@VVheeli]

I was guessing poisoning or dysentery somehow.

[@mcbdswoodheper9566]

Ah yes Caramels, *eats caramels* ah yes beef sugar. Love how the side wrapping says "delicious" even tho they take like solidified cow

[@scoundrel6957]

Where is the old modern rouge yell It needs to come back for atleast one episode

[@MidnightSnack]

Brian: Will eat 50 years old, expired foods. Also Brian: Will not eat pickles and mustard.

[@devinbudewig7760]

Or apples

[@GallerySpecter]

Brian: "I'm only going to do two more." Jason: (beginning to question reality)

[@Swordandsteel]

I love how in the Intro, Brian is the nervous one, and Jason is the confident one. Then as soon as they’re opened the roles flip.

[@tylerwood1865]

Brian has that fire eater, spicey haired ‘dare me’ showmanship Jason is a show host

[@StaticImage]

This was such a light and fun video. Exactly what we need right now.

[@urban1337]

Brian: eating food from 50 years ago Me: eating hot pockets made this year while watching this I don’t know who braver but I think it might be me

[@kertas1991111]

You are certainly getting less nutrition i guess. But you could always hold on to your hot pockets and save them for your meals when you retire XD. if things keep going as they are they might count as healthy compared to the food we eat by then.

[@kanmeridoc1784]

The garlic kind are safer. The normal pepperoni kind always give me problems.

[@WarhammerGeek]

I love how Brian even acknowledges when things are bad but continues to eat them anyway. "This coffee is off" takes 5 more sips.

[@brettlair6835]

Starring Brett as “Brett” I always wondered when I’d see a video that calls out my name. Never thought it would be like this... 🙃

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Same my guy.

[@erebostd]

It’s the middle of the night, wife and kids are sleeping, and I’m lying here, watching this video, with tears in my eyes from laughing. Thank you for that, you are the best 👍

[@traxion1114]

"let's get this onto a tray- NICE" please say it

[@brandonb417]

These are hilarious. I'd love to see more of these. I love watching Brian and Jason with the way they play off each other, I can't stop laughing.

[@negativejam2188]

Brian: *drinks less than scorching hot cocoa* Brian: *makes movements like he’s either holding magazines for his newly issued M16 or crushing the head of a Vietcong insurgent* Brian: *washes it down with some patent pending G.I. Coffee (1 part gunpowder, 2 parts coffee mix, 6 floz. Of hot water)*

[@aronair3532]

I love how Bryan still sips the coffee and says how bad the cracker is but went for another shot 😂

[@UnfriendlyFire]

“D unit is dessert!” Why does that sound so illicit?

[@mobilove7035]

He ate it for entertainment! I love it, havent laughed this hard this WHOLE year! I love you guys!!!

[@Stonerolog1st]

You need to make a candle line for The Modern Rogue starting with one that smells like burnt gunpowder and fresh brewed called Hot Coffee

[@ZGBrickfilms]

These military ration episodes are great, idk why Brian continues to eat all the stuff, but it sure is entertaining!

[@nightelfmohawk9821]

The guy on the left is starting to remind me of when smeagol / Gollum in the scene where he's biting raw rabbits and giggling

[@theironkodis8826]

The chaotic opposites of these legends is the dynamic I aspire to have

[@VVheeli]

Just looking at this, I now want Brian to somehow appear on Face Jam just to see if his stomach can handle it.

[@natetinin6708]

Michael would kill him without blinking

[@jeffjohn3853]

No metal tray, no "Lets get this on to a tray". Rookies

[@SKULCRUSHR]

4:30 Brian:- "Oooooohhhoooo, smells like beef bullion, smells so bad" After 5 secs Brian:- *SNIFFING INTENSIFIES* Till 5:30

[@humanoid251]

Brian and Jason: we can’t drink these 2 week old oranges and ketchup (pruno) cuz we might die Also Brian and Jason: let’s eat military rations from the Vietnam War!

[@spartin1173]

I now want to send you guys a 1967 C-ration to see your reaction

[@kutsen39]

2:07 Brian: Yep, because morale absolutely matters. The way he said that sounded so sarcastic, and it just cracked me up!

[@justinlee2468]

Should someone warn them about the possibility of dry mold in the coffee instant?

[@ToxicMrSmith]

Coffee instant? Do you mean instant coffee ? And wouldn't boiling water kill mold?

[@arieheath7773]

@@ToxicMrSmith No, it wouldn’t. Not for that short of time. And coffee, instant is the official designation.

[@GrexTheCrabasitor]

@@ToxicMrSmith not nice

[@amadonbeanz9631]

No. They must atone for there sins.

[@ChodeMaster]

@@ToxicMrSmith lol are you disabled

[@lens3973]

I love all the MRE tasting videos! Reminds me of your miracle berry mustard and pickle debacle 😂✌️

[@ewill3435]

Well, I can't wait to see who they hire as co-host to replace Brian, RIP.

[@NateFrisk]

Brian: How is a cracker this bad?! Also Brian: immediately goes in for another piece

[@WeirdPros]

You know, I'm beginning ot think Brian may have a strangeness amongst his cognitive faculties.

[@Gvd504]

Brain's reaction to smelling the caramels is now my ringtone

[@JWaldmeister]

I see ration testing, i like. Im a simple man

[@EchosTackyTiki]

Jason: Are you going to eat it? Brian: Yes, of cou.... aaaaahhhh... Jason: WHAT?!?!? When have you ever known Brian not to eat it? Like, at what point during the Modern Rogue have you ever seen Brian back down from consuming something? He ate a taco off the floor, a changeling pumpkin egg sack, he ate of gelatin and joined the collective, did the pepper gauntlet, and ate a literal block of warm lard. What made ANYBODY think he wouldn't eat food that's been around longer than Van Halen?

[@sgtpeppers6414]

6:07 the way he says "ᵇᵉᵉᶠ ᵇᵒᵘⁱˡˡᵒⁿ" is so funny lmao!

[@GPH1403]

I just came down here to say the same "but when I talk.... beef bouillion". My god, stitches.

[@medium.kahuna]

I need more episodes of Brian eating terrible and expired food while Jason pretends to consider eating something.

[@JayJynxTrash]

What if these where filmed when brian had covid and thats why they taste fine to him but bad to Jason

[@ryant1626]

When I'm about to clean out my fridge, I'm gonna call Brian over to my house, so that food that I'm about to throw out doesn't go to waste. On a real note, I have not laughed so hard in a long time. At least since the last MRE video by them lol

[@ClashClash89]

What sins is Brian trying to atone for with this self-torture? Also: What's Jason gonna be feeding to Brian next? His D-Unit? ^^D

[@nicholasneyhart396]

Not drinking the pruno years ago.

[@heff0d468]

Brian's tasting notes are so descriptive. It's impressive.

[@WeirdPros]

"These...are NOT MREs" *dramatic music* Shit, editor, can you not? It's horrifying enough without you being extra.

[@LakeyCakesUK]

The caramel was straight up the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. :)

[@adamc3718]

Steven Crowder: Black Rifle Coffee Modern Rouge: Black Powder Coffee

[@amadonbeanz9631]

I dont know you but I love you for this comment.

[@KevinLockamy]

I remember my step dad dared me to try one of these back around '83-'84. Those crackers were horrible then, I wouldn't touch anything else except the gum, and that was to get the cracker taste to GO AWAY. But modern "fresh" MRE's I find to be fairly edible.

[@samuelwetzel1518]

first

[@maxwellcrafter]

Early gang

[@Jake-23]

Watching this in 2077. Still holds up.

[@rasmus9311]

Mad Respect to Brian, he goes way and beyond

[@swampmusicinfo]

Googled "what is the death drive" , it sent me here 🤔

[@RBelmont007]

16:12 JASON!!! I had to pause the video to get over this damn cackle fit after that pun! My ribs hurt, now XD

[@1BlessEdYou]

10:48 "This actually smells like peanut butter..." -Jason Murphy "Why wouldn't it?" -Brian 'Beef Bouillon' Brushwood

[@VVheeli]

9:12 This is what we in the Stats business call: we have no evidence it’s gunpowder, but we’re still questioning if it’s coffee.

[@Heartwing37]

Every other site: we’ll take a tiny taste of these ancient rations Modern Rogue: Let’s eat it all!!!!

[@vladeisch]

The military watching this: “you’re not supposed to eat that…👁👄👁”

[@ryant1626]

We are gather here today to remember Brian Brushwork. He died eating caramel from the 1970's that smelled like beef bullion, and drinking coffee that looked like wood ash

[@LucaDstasio]

Ayyyy thanks guys love your videos. Always entertaining

[@Artifying]

As a seminarian, I really appreciated the transubstantiation joke at the end

[@NorthwestStringing]

4:28 Brian losses half of his brain cells from the smell the other half from the taste

[@reddixieland4731]

When my Pa was in the Army during the 70s he said when they were doing field training one of the things they would do was open the peanut butter mix it with skeeter repellent, light it, have a empty can open on both sides squeezed in the middle, and would set the can with the meat on top if it and just cook it like that

[@deusdragonex]

On the next episode of The Modern Rogue: Brian eats rations recovered from an ancient Egyptian tomb while Jason fights the mummy that was resurrected when Brian opened a Canopic jar.

[@agjelosgjana8386]

I will ask the question again. Does getting food poisoning later after eating those count as a injury and reset the counter?

[@momentmoment-4]

Brian at the start of the episode: "oh no this is bad I don't want to do this" Brian, immediately, voluntarily, of his own free will: "I'm gonna have another beef bullion caramel and drink my coffee ajason gunpowder beverage"

[@ryant1626]

17:32. Thats what happens when the old food you just ate starts turning you into a goblin of darkness

[@bdub0983]

I'm convinced that Brian is attempting to gain superpowers. Idk why else he'd eat all this old stuff, but it's entertaining.

[@TheNukedNacho]

Staff: Brian, why are you doing this???? Also the staff: also here's that very hot water for the 50 year old Cocoa

[@s.pnugget2651]

I loooove how much Jason sometimes sounds like a disappointed mother who caught their child doing something stupid in both of these videos, just "Briiian" *facepalm* 😂 😂 😂