Making Knives Out of Cardboard

[@ModernRogue]

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[@wobblysauce]

Oh nice... got an Aunty Donna mention.

[@ElectroMite]

What about icicle daggers? No finger prints left behind. 😳

[@robertfrench4847]

For me right now the video was posted 4 hours ago what sorcery is it that you posted this comment an hour before you posted the video

[@robertfrench4847]

Oh I just realised you premiered this.

[@wobblysauce]

Magic.

[@geoffgreen2105]

Adam Savage: "Every tool is a hammer." Modern Rogue: "Everything is a knife."

[@dracoargentum9783]

Bushcraft videos: "Knives are hammers"

[@thisaccountisntreal107]

@@dracoargentum9783 I believe that falls under "Every tool is a hammer"

[@jadenfry2962]

Aunty Donna: everything is a drum

[@addisonkennedy5306]

I need an adam savage modern rogue crossover

[@theblackbaron4119]

Everyone is a nail, and I am the hammer of justice. For the Emperor!

[@q.s5063]

I love they where actively sniffing glue as she was trying to explain everything

[@UXASSAKY]

I know why

[@dadinkle]

"SCIENCE!!" (Said high as balls on glue)

[@Magrijack]

The two children in the back of the classroom as the teacher goes over the lesson... in kindergarten.

[@super_der]

2:20 and again at 7:50 and 12:24

[@Eddiee757]

@@UXASSAKY ok?

[@raptordragneel6978]

the injury counter is strong with this one

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

Her bandage wasn't there at the beginning of the video... So technically back to *0* on that counter.

[@cyprex]

Well they do start sniffing glue at 2:20 ...

[@thecobaltking4873]

I find your fulsomeness impressive

[@raptordragneel6978]

commented before it premiered, so i was wrong but hey the childling at the end was very injured

[@brannonschussler5342]

@@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming She has a bandage because of the sandpaper. 40 grit will tear through the skin fairly easily

[@michaeljeanrichard4]

"Everything is a knife if you believe in yourself" Thanks for the senior quote lmaooo

[@2.5rs_subaru]

You wont lol

[@sippy-tj6xi]

pics

[@sippy-tj6xi]

@@2.5rs_subaru and thus he didnt

[@2.5rs_subaru]

@@sippy-tj6xi damn lol

[@2.5rs_subaru]

It isnt the end of the school year tho

[@DanielEleveld]

It’s amazing how they sniff the glue and immediately get weird

[@merlyworm]

Implying theyre not weird without glue vapors.

[@dracoargentum9783]

Wait, AFTER they sniff glue they get weird?

[@why2k87]

"Everything is a knife if you believe in yourself"- Jason Murphy, 2021 (this year's off on a bang!)

[@caymanhunter2612]

"Prison guards hate him! Find out how magic man helped facilitate prison riots over KZbin" I love American heros

[@VVheeli]

“Don’t sniff glue” This actually is just a bunch of grown-up 7-year-olds.

[@TheMeanderingGentleman]

Aren't all people older than 7 a bunch of grown-up 7-year-olds?

[@dracoargentum9783]

@@TheMeanderingGentleman you know... You are not wrong, sir.

[@FirstLast-yh7gj]

But... I always wanted to be like Lloyd Bridges

[@stapuft]

"everything is a knife if you try hard enough" has the same air to it as "everything is edible...once"

[@ShevkoMore]

"everything is edible if you're not a coward"

[@Tunkkis]

Some things are edible multiple times.

[@SkaWolf360]

*Professional continues to explain things expertly* Jason and Brian: *casually sniffing liquid adhesive*

[@_Gecko]

They joke, but that’s about how I feel when my calculus teacher is talking

[@BradGryphonn]

Lisa is an awesome Geek. Being an Aussie, when she drove that knife into the flower arranging foam, all I could think of was that I hoped she'd say, "That's not a knife, this a knife."

[@baddogduering2492]

On this episode of The Modern Rogue, Brian sniffs glue, Annaliese makes a fan, and Jason caresses Dress Pants Robot Man

[@adamrimmington6577]

I don't think anyone would be mad of they started doing top gear style intros like that

[@austinsomeone]

The Modern Rogue: Adults Acting Like Children.

[@Aksel27]

Scam School: Children Acting Like Adults. (Josie)

[@wilb0-]

Children Acting Like Adults Acting Like Children

[@timothyhayes9724]

I like to describe it as comic-book-loving carnies trying and mostly failing at them

[@timothyhayes9724]

@@Aksel27 Josie is my favorite character on that channel now 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vladimir-wh5hs]

@@wilb0- adults acting like children acting like adults acting like children.

[@Carbon2861996]

It was absolutely adorable watching them receive the stars.

[@cobynull6198]

8:04 I love how jason is using the cut gloves to handle cardboard

[@2glistenin]

"Why would you make anything else? Everything is a knife if you believe in yourself!" This is the Disney musical I've been dying to see.

[@stevemayne24]

I wanted to thank you guys. 2020 was very difficult for me and your channel and the various videos you shared with us helped keep me going and got me through some of the worst of it. I was always happy to see a new video from you guys and they never failed to make me laugh and take my mind off of things.

[@mrkingsudo]

Jason hard sniffing the knives is a reason why he's definitely one of my favorite people.

[@Cdubble]

I like how Brian just casually takes a big whiff of the container

[@dezopenguin9649]

I find it uniquely apropos that KZbin provided me with an ad for a personal injury attorney while I was watching this.

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Jason intentiontally sniffing the glue like it's fine wine. Yeah, this year is off to a great start! There are very few jobs where "Professional Adult" can legitimately be listed on your resume as a job title. This is the main one.

[@joaopedrosambatti2474]

Im pretty sure that experiment books where they live have an exception when they write to get help from an adult

[@lexica510]

Annaliese: "If it gets fussy and you just want me to just try and figure it out, we can do that too…" I love her so much. 😂🥰

[@wren7195]

Yes, this dear woman deserves all the gold stars in the universe. You could literally SEE the vapours of patience radiating off of her. *coughs* or that was my glue, I don't know. Making knives out of cardboard is fuuuuuuu nnnnnn......... Seriously though, I do make crafts and props, and CA glue/superglue/crazyglue WILL burn your eyes with vapour, so do be careful. This isn't "get high" glue, this is "low die" glue. Be safe everybody

[@MrSchism]

"Why would you make anything else? Anything's a knife If you believe in yourself." That sounds like evil Dr. Seuss.

[@christianslattery1954]

As a wise man once said, "One can never have too many knives."

[@jack1223479]

You got to be realistic about these things.

[@j.pocket]

And, yet, literally everyone who sells knives knows this cannot be true.🤔

[@christianslattery1954]

@@j.pocket i guess you've never met the Bloody Nine

[@j.pocket]

@@christianslattery1954 I imagine no matter whom I meet, it would not stop a knife salesman from feeling as if he has too many knives and needs to sell as many as possible, though.

[@Bombskwad92]

"one can never have too many knives" - man with too few fingers

[@hiyapyth]

You guys should do more medical stuff with the emt couple, like splinting or moving patients on stretchers

[@isaackitchel6354]

“Everything’s a knife if you believe in yourself!” Ah yes, I see that “Surviving Edged Weapons” has taught them well.

[@AMTunLimited]

"When you're in an airplane, you don't want shit falling off" I'm with you so far...

[@trocha419]

I love how each of them got high smelling the glue as she was talking. 😂😂

[@gabrielaholloman3895]

Brian is definitely that cool English/history teacher who doesn't overly connect with the subject and instead of teaching spends the whole class talking about all the dumb stuff he did as a teenager.

[@lightningandcloud]

the resident adults are a great addition to the modern rogue crew

[@EchosTackyTiki]

@2:17 I love how we're listening to Annalise explain everything and the boys are over on the side just casually sniffing the glue.

[@bjgaspar]

"He looks like the cool science teacher..." that'll sell you weed during detention

[@martynhodge6164]

Annaliese wearing a JMC patch, awesome 😀

[@Synth_DIY]

A hearty approval of a guest with not ONE but TWO Red Dwarf patches!

[@bdcs9752]

What you think of hearing "modern rogues": tactical,crafty,quick thinking and resourceful What a actual modern rogue is:a adult child playing with dangerous items because they're to old to be told not to

[@Catnippy]

"mom said its my turn on the orbital sander"

[@joaopedrosambatti2474]

"mom hes blowing sawdust all over me"

[@Povilaz]

Day 2 of reminding The Modern Rogue to do a *radio* video.

[@adanlewis7489]

Yesssss I just got into ham radio crash course and got my first radio a couple weeks ago

[@johnbeauvais3159]

Like making a foxhole radio with a pencil and a razor blade?

[@Sheridantank]

I worked at a place that made bulletproof helmets and used super glue in a few steps. Let me tell you, if you put a bunch of super glue on Kevlar and then put it in a industrial belt sander, the fumes would knock out a horse. Also using a heat gun on super glue is incredibly potent.

[@Heartwing37]

“Everything is a knife if you believe in yourself!” Jason Murphy This is the quote we did not know we needed!

[@Dracoo70]

It's nice to have a adult in the room and then you see in the corner of your eye "Jason Murphy sniffing glue" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ht1cubing264]

"harder? I'll break off more of the tip!"

[@mythiccoleman]

Annaliese The Red Dward Patch OMG! Much love! Nice to see ya with the smegheads :P

[@itsskittles]

I love how she warns them about fumes and they immediately sniff it

[@Aaron48219]

11:50 Everybody overcome by fumes.... Brian..."I can taste science! This is a goooood episode! 👍" Definitely know who the glue huffer was in art class in school.

[@Tinblitz]

You're right, Annalise IS a treasure.

[@cbs1556]

lol the look on her face is priceless, watching these two go into a random tangent.

[@YourSpaSounds]

Most underrated channel out there. How has it only got 1.3mil subscribers. Madness

[@kingofcod_yt9234]

I heard Jason say scratch and sniff sooooo now I wanna see modern rogue diy scratch and sniff stickers 😎

[@officalgtthunder8356]

Love the Red Dwarf apron

[@richardbale725]

loving the red dwarf patch very epic

[@Magrijack]

Sniffs glue. Passes glue. Sniffs glue. Passes glue. Repeat.

[@gconnor18]

The laughter from behind the camera at 20 minutes! It was great

[@AlexGvinder]

The glue sniffing moment on 2:20 is the best part of this!

[@blackcatv1]

I so want "I am uncomfortable with this......let's make a knife" Brian Brushwood on a shirt now

[@jeffmaesar]

Everything is a knife according to Surviving Edged Weapons from Caliber Press

[@BaronP91]

And there is a real risk of police encountering Satanic cultists

[@Synth_DIY]

Is Surviving Edged Weapons replacing Rich Evans?

[@jeffmaesar]

@@Synth_DIY BOTW fan ? A person of taste.

[@AlphaNerd132]

I wander if Brian ever thought that back with "SCAM SCHOOL!!" would turn into him doing 5th grade arts and crafts.

[@Garblegox]

"Middle East Desert of Shenanigans" is the next great cyber dystopia setting.

[@mirrakirra]

This is the episode where the guys 'accidentally' get high on fumes.

[@zacharytheliar]

I did enjoy that near the end of the glue history segment, the guys just started sniffing some glue.

[@glenndavis5743]

I love how she is explainig CA glue and you two are sniffing the glue.

[@SarahGreyWolf]

Omg I love Annaliese's Red Dwarf badges

[@_Bumby_]

Oh the irony of using knifes to cut out cardboard to make knifes

[@cinjohnclaassen1740]

Just a shoutout for the red dwarf pin on the lady :)

[@atomic_preacher4333]

Aunty Donna is a true gem

[@dlee91885]

Taking paper cuts to the next level. Cuz were a MODERN ROGUE!!!!!!!

[@kiro9291]

1:30 _we're not even 2 minutes in, Brian,_ 1:57 this is going to be a great episode innit 12:56 there's been weirder injuries 14:26 she's just speechless 16:20 16:37 I have not felt more scared for someone since the time y'all went to the ER to get stitches 17:12 ah shit here we go again 18:35 nnnnnnnnnnnnnope, nope, nopenope, nuh-uh, mmmmmmmmmmmm-mm, 19:54 that was so backhanded XD 22:10 gotta love those psycho jason moments

[@iBad527]

An Aunty Donna, Modern Rogue collab would be insane

[@ModernRogue]

OH SHIT! Your wish is (kinda?) GRANTED: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqKshWevbb1ooLM

[@iBad527]

@@ModernRogue well that’s my next hour and a half planned

[@Lilith-Rose]

And here I am with my standard technique of sitting cross legged on a mattress in shorts and nothing else holding a power drill (and controlling the speed) with my feet while putting shaving sharp edges on axes and knives that I make and/or restore, as well as regularly working with large amounts of CA glue using my bare fingers to smooth, spread and apply it.. Truly I work in the spirit of the modern rogue.... Don't do what I do kids, it's dumb and you'll get hurt, at least know basic first aid and get comfortable with having scars if you do

[@RoundBoy304]

Every time I see these guys make weapons, I think of something my dad said when I was young. "Give a child a sword-shaped stick, and he will become a man. Give a man a sword-shaped stick, and he will become a child."

[@STE6677]

Boys from the dwarf 👐

[@delvaryofex]

i loved that whole episode

[@jhippl]

not saying ive done this today, last week is a diff story, but your method is a good start. Id suggest putting the CA glue in a syringe and doing one tube of the card board at once then move on to the next. def make them thinner in blade profile so the CA can flow better. ya had the right idea of taping off the other side so it wont leak out. when shaping them look into a 1x30 belt sander.

[@benjaminhackett8896]

Cardboard and CA glue (especially a real thin one like Krazy Glue) is the greatest college dorm prop building supply. I made a prop knife and a full scale 1911 to use as a blue gun with the stuff years ago.

[@aikenyao7239]

Bryan channeling the Christmas Spirit of Macaulay Culkin with this haircut

[@billyandrew]

00:01 - 00:22...Dahell is that hair all about? Pizza knife of death. 😂😂😂 _Enemies approach_ *"Hey, guys, can you give me a couple of days to glue up my cardboard cutlass?"* _Enemies, laughing knowingly and armed with carboard-glued guns_ *"Yeah, sure"*

[@NickCasey]

Wow completely forgot about getting my name on the board until today, thanks for bringing those happy childhood memories back!

[@buffster948]

6:08 Name on the board but only for AWESOMENESS. And everyone gets their name on there at least once a week. It's cheaper than stickers. 😂😂

[@ht1cubing264]

never been so early that the video hasn't even been released yet

[@hidrowiz1313]

Haha Jason with the fumes. Oh I know. Its good stuff. 😂

[@otepisjoseph]

This video gave me so much anxiety. And I love every moment of it 🤣

[@demonshiro]

Love me some MR when I can’t sleep. Salutes from Sweden!

[@raccooniusprocyonlotor1668]

Vi borde gå å lägga oss asså

[@demonshiro]

Jo...

[@adamc3718]

Bergman, meatballs, IKEA, Pewdiepie

[@eddiealexanderlevin4520]

lite modern rogue är ju ändå det bästa som finns när man ligger i sängen o int kan sova 🤩👌

[@farlandercd]

Fan kul med svenskar här!

[@user-yq7wr6zd1b]

did this a while back with hardened paper but still am watching because it's modern rouge.

[@TheAttacker732]

I love how Annaliese is visibly uncomfortable with Jason's knife to the ChILD's throat.

[@parac0sm0naut26]

Shanks Folk, sharpest craft episode eso far, I was glued to my phone the whole time.

[@dingus4260]

10:14 gentlemen, you’ve BEEN those uncles for a while 😂

[@RizenST]

Did not expect a random Aunty Donna shoutout! They've really gotten famous recently

[@prxmetheus-_-5411]

Honestly, these two should have been the ones cast for the myth busters reboot

[@myksiealley]

Annaliese is a boss! The camera staredown was powerful!

[@fr05ty]

i laughed at the 2 children in the room sniffing the glue @2:20

[@radoslavakov4693]

68%? so close to greatness

[@Mr_luce]

I love Brian's comparison to Wooderson, i can see it😂😂

[@b17gflyingfortress71]

I saw you guys sniffin' that glue, gotta love the look on Brain's face @ 2:26

[@ifer1280]

Annaliese is great!

[@Murcorvidae]

You guys should make a video with Kiwami Japan. He makes knives out of everything.

[@brodyberens6061]

Love the thundercat reference in this one

[@rollercoastersrule]

If you sprinkle baking soda over C.A. glue it instantly hardens and you can build up layers to fix cracks or just build up on the glue.

[@dracoargentum9783]

9:15 When you chase away the Adult 18:05 your tips keep breaking because you're using the wrong side of the orbital grinder, you should be using your left side so effectively you are sharpening away.

[@ZGBrickfilms]

This was really cool, I’m surprised by how well the knives cut!