Watch Dogs Legion in a Nutshell

[@shouryasingh6815]

3 things happened yesterday: 1. My friend mocked pelicans. 2. A few bullets out of my licensed pistol were 'missing'. 3. I got charged with first degree murder.

[@ModestPelican]

you did what was right and we all respect that

[@dumbass2783]

Doing gods work

[@DR1Nアニメ]

Yeah

[@loicb4880]

Don’t worry about it, we just need to hydrate the judges wife

[@shouryasingh6815]

@@loicb4880 Made my day. Thank you

[@unofficialjay]

4:18 that’s the greatest sentence ever said

[@kintama3453]

My biology teacher recently told me that drinking too much water can actually kill you. I stuck his head down a sink and turned the tap on so he could truly experience hydration, he has been enjoying it so much he hasn’t moved😁😁

[@justinbodewes6794]

Take notes gentlemen

[@kintama3453]

Cayden Little ok! I’ll tell him when he finally stops hydrating. He is still there!

[@ModestPelican]

you're clearly a man of God congrats dude

[@kintama3453]

Joel Miller ah you should

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@wesleypatterson2989]

Fun fact: there's a side mission in Watch Dogs 2 where you find out about a company building robots similar to a lot of the robots in this game. Gotta love continuity

[@R__K]

...like Wildlands to Breakpoint at end of Wildlands.

[@Alphaseries]

My day is happier ever time Modest pelican uploads

[@ModestPelican]

you legend mate :)

[@Alphaseries]

Oh wow you saw the comment no way

[@turloughkelly9129]

@@Alphaseries he is just checking that the comments are still hydrated

[@sirnigel3232]

@@ModestPelican i remember subbing when u had 10k subs nownlook

[@stanthemaster2620]

he committed stealy wealey automobiley

[@ren4issance-754]

0:32 as well as morph through the asphalt. This game is so graphic I’m literally shaking and crying rn.

[@SaulGoonman]

1:10 he is a good recruit becouse he is trying to have a pelican beak

[@scpguy8587]

Yep

[@Mr-WesleySnipzzz]

HE ACTUALLY EXIST IN REAL LIFE, I LIVE IN LONDON AND I SEE HIM IN THE STREETS PERFORMING SOMETIMES!!!

[@SaulGoonman]

@@Mr-WesleySnipzzz really!? what a legend

[@Mr-WesleySnipzzz]

@@SaulGoonman yeah but he does wear a suit lol

[@SaulGoonman]

@@Mr-WesleySnipzzz ask him to wear a pelican suit

[@lilgueon3794]

6:45 "Super sad stuff" *says after running 30 people over*

[@Iexia]

my 1 year old brother was crying because he was dehydrated so i filled the tub and put him in, he is not crying anymore

[@jacobwolters2079]

And he'll never cry again..

[@ModestPelican]

dam you're a great brother mate.

[@harshbansal7982]

I aspire to reach your level. I’ve been trying tho . Turned my friend over to the CIA and they give him hydration sessions at a place called Guantanamo Bay.

[@jacobwolters2079]

@@ModestPelican you do be acting like you never heard the joke before eh?

[@cloaker8475]

Thats nice... Wait

[@ysangma6982]

The amount of work Ubisoft has done in this game is just Soo damn wonderful and don't forget our boy pelican promoting

[@sigilkoreconnoisseur]

I just arrived from Tatooing a Pelican with Goggles onto a homeless man's forehead.

[@davidmolengraft1525]

you are a true legend and hero

[@deathraygonzo6339]

It's good to have wholesome hobbies. Did you remember to talk to him about the importance of proper hydration?

[@samjackson9560]

No ones going to see it though, homeless people can turn invisible

[@taiteraide]

I just flooded an elementary school because the water fountain was broken

[@brad5983]

Lies

[@kinghayes4709]

Pelican: “in a nutshell” Video: 11 mins long Me: “coconuts aren’t nuts bro”

[@ryanschaff123]

Well nuts are classified as a 1 seeded fruit, and coconuts are exactly that....But your still right right it’s not a nut it’s a drupe.

[@Voiy]

Shout out to all the bodies in the River Thames for staying sufficiently hydrated

[@loismitchell9063]

@Voiy that just got dark lmao

[@ajayavsm7476]

Ayy its Voiy

[@plutotame7557]

Voiy is the best

[@brezatelya1745]

john

[@connoryalizburg695]

0:31 "This car turned right into me!"

[@inashi7501]

I've been so hydrated, my family gets hydrated from being around me, papa peli

[@ModestPelican]

that's amazing dude.

[@jordanio8160]

Modest Pelican Gaming holy shit a reply from geoff that doesn’t involve the word “legend”

[@inashi7501]

I didn't expect modest pelican to reply

[@richihall3882]

@@ModestPelican I bet he is so hydrated that he emits an aura to hydrate others

[@ARCFIREBALL]

Omg it’s crazy to think you’re less than 100k from 1 mil I’ve been here since you were making battlefield 1 top 10s and it’s awesome to see how far you’ve come

[@ModestPelican]

Comments like this make my day dude, hope you’re doing well & I appreciate the long time support

[@fanfichurtmyears6863]

I wait tables , i always refuse to give tables back they’re credit cards till they subscribe . Helping spread the good word

[@ModestPelican]

ty mate this helps me a great deal

[@beardrawings6494]

@@ModestPelican Hello

[@Slouchy-tw1rw]

Their

[@fanfichurtmyears6863]

Thank you sir for the impromptu grammar lesson, you sir are a paragon of virtue and grammar .

[@Harrymcwood]

@@ModestPelican 69th like, but that number is irrelevant as this is a family friendly Christian KZbin channel

[@oscarrenouf]

6:45 “so sad” *runs over a million people*

[@G1AGAIN]

Just when I was feeling a little *parched*

[@ModestPelican]

pls drink we can;;t have that Crimson

[@xaviersanchez7351]

“You can tell he didn’t finish school, but I bet he could tell you the best place to buy crack”

[@big_bongoes]

Ngl I'm so happy to hear this guy's voice he uploads just when I need it

[@shaant]

So true

[@kintama3453]

He is da best

[@ModestPelican]

I heart you gamer

[@big_bongoes]

@@ModestPelican no homo but Shrek loves u 2 this goes out to everyone also who reads this Shrek loves everyone of you

[@vigilentmuleya5]

@@kintama3453 Rd dzaiswa gb Tichborne 95

[@howarewe118]

Intro : go to a game show and take your jacket off and repeatedly shout you’ve got a bomb and that everyone needs to subscribe to modest pelican gaming and to stay sufficiently hydrated and the walk off and go home as this really really spreads the good word of your channel

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣😶😶😂🧢😭😂😂🤣🤣

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Watching dogs and staying hydrated in the capital of England.

[@james6925]

Yes

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@guslevogus6098]

You on every GTA SA video.

[@sirfuttbucker6067]

England is my city

[@Muffledbox]

I feel like I’ve seen you on a bladed angel video and like everywhere else

[@HeritageHarvestFarm]

Pelican: Everyone is playable Also Pelican: tHeRE jUSt NPC's.

[@Mikey-vy3og]

They’re*

[@DgardsGaming]

They’re NPCs until you recruit them 😂

[@JaydelTyb]

You know you’ve hit your peak when you are early to a modest pelican vid

[@ModestPelican]

you absolute legend.

[@jessedekrossic]

*rock bottom

[@seamusic6627]

@@jessedekrossic what do you mean by "rock bottom", we were early for hydration and you dare mock us?

[@caviar_consumer]

He must have not been blessed with holy hydration devices when he entered this world of hydration

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

Sea Music Bah it’s okay, he just means rock bottom as in the sea bed, right near the H2O So that’s maximum hydration 👌🏿🔥 He’s Just spreading the word of Peacan

[@sloandive]

"You can see all of the flowers and portraits they've set up as a memorial along the fence.. Super sad stuff" -Proceeds to slaughter innocent people weeping at the memorials of their lost friends and family

[@МихаилоЈашаревић]

J O I N T H E M

[@sniped96you]

yeah, thats the joke allright

[@sloandive]

@@sniped96you imagine being so sad

[@ogge9296]

@@sloandive good job bro, you understood the joke.

[@sloandive]

@@ogge9296 yeah, did you know people often get quoted, I was simply commenting about my favorite part of the video, get that stick out your 🍑

[@jayvanx154]

5:04 weird... I thought the homeless were already invisible to rich people passing by in their limos?

[@zenithian-_-3514]

That’s not the characters ability it’s a gadget you can use on all characters

[@RaduP3]

"I buy myself a new tank top becase I saw the shop and I am distracted easily." I'm dying lol

[@arthurmorgan6594]

Intro Idea: Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. If you enjoyed this video, please go to George R R Martin and excessively dehydrate him till he changes the name Joffrey to Geoff as it really helps spreading the good word of my channel

[@arthurmorgan6594]

F for those who don't know who he is

[@Alexander_l322]

I don’t know and also it’s about being hydrated so why would we try to dehydrate someone

[@arthurmorgan6594]

@@Alexander_l322 Torturing the guy who made GOT to make the character's name more water friendly

[@arthurmorgan6594]

Peli Ain't gonna use this fo sho cause he don't want no trouble from HBO

[@TheJosephStalin420]

bhai JEE ka result kaisa raha vidyamandir ka?

[@The-Talach]

The fact this dude also respond and hearts comments shows he actually cares about the good word of the channel

[@directorm.o.c.8461]

I decided to become a preacher so that I could baptize people into the Church of Modest Pelicanism by holding then under the water, as this both hydrates them and really helps spread the good word of your channel.

[@ymn6511]

Intro idea: Hi lads and lasses, modest pelican here, if u enjoyed this video capture an important government official and hold him for ransom, but instead of asking for money, ask for the government to rename the country Modest Pelican Gaming.... as this rlly helps spread the good word of my channel

[@theannihilators8408]

My friend was not staying hydrated so i cut his head off and replaced all the blood with water and he is enjoying it so much he isn't moving

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@rbl.9112]

These jokes are too good; I'm on the verge of waking up the house every few seconds. Love your content Peli

[@justsometimber1nthelake873]

1:50 yes, a construction worker 7:10 good idea, a construction worker. seems like ubisoft had, again, put some kind of agendas into this game

[@olteration]

What?

[@obamaslastname7518]

I bag groceries at a small town family owned store, but instead of bagging the groceries I just give them a live pelican and wish them a good day to spread the good word of your channel.

[@Hanonui]

“If you enjoy this video become a humanitarian, travel to a war torn country and instead of giving the people in need food and medical aid, give them only water, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel”

[@cwood4403]

Hanonui this is the one

[@Stormfire1777]

YES!!!

[@carl4607]

I believe

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

I consider that a win

[@worldofwatii7366]

Chance Woodward it’s a fornite pfp are you serious!!

[@GrizzlyNightman]

As a fellow Geoff I humbly salute your hilarious content and I bow to your hydrational tips. Wow, hydrational.. look at me throwing out big words like an absolute legend.

[@dr.hugog.hackenbush9443]

Intro: "Hello lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here with (game). If you enjoy this content, become a debate moderator and ask candidates if they will Make America Hydrated Again, as this really helps spread the good word of my channel."

[@asutachi4607]

“You can tell he didn’t finish school but I bet he can’t point out the best place to buy crack.” I LOVE THIS GUY ALREADY. HIS HUMOR MAKES ME FEEL COMFORTABLE

[@GAMESTALGIC]

6:18 cracked me up 😂😂

[@TacoMeat555]

i actually did enjoy this game. i think they should made more mission like that last mission. where you " control" two character. and having both of them do side mission at the same time

[@IWatchYouFromAfarOfficial]

Very impressed with how good the lighting is in this game.

[@beaucaspar3990]

I am so excited for Watch Dogs! I've already pre-ordered Watch Dogs Legion on Amazon 🌃

[@cohenmartin1749]

I LOVED this video because I started watching your channel when you played the old watch dogs!

[@kylewhite7367]

How my day went today: 1:My parents bought me a dog 2:I proceed to take the dog to my local zoo and trade it for a pelican 3:I taught the pelican go attack anyone who is not subscribed to modest pelican 4: I build the pelican a shrine and give him my house

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@DishonestTrack6]

You are by far the best person to explain a video game to people. I've already known most of what you showed in this video because I learned as much as I could about this game last year when I pre-ordered it. But you made the explanation a lot more entertaining.

[@navy1lord1]

Idea: Become an ethical hacker, take over the IRS, and tell everyone you’ll only stop taking taxes if they subscribe to your channel.

[@rektech7749]

Yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah stay hydrated you beautiful malacka

[@SIsReal]

This game looks absolutely amazing I can't wait to get it 🤩

[@r4z0r-x45]

You are literally my new favourite channel Before I found u I had no idea how to stay sufficiently hydrated

[@tomoakley760]

As a Londoner, I have to say, this game really LOOKS like modern London, it's uncanny how I can see some of my favourite IRL walking routes in this video alone. But my major concern is the voice acting. A lot of the NPCs and procegenned player characters seem to be voiceovered by American actors doing their "best impressions" of what they think a Londoner sounds like. From what I've heard, every NPC speaks like Tracer from Overwatch. People outside London might not notice it, but as someone who is constantly exposed to a range of London accents and dialects, it seems pretty jarring to my ears.

[@owen-scottmontague5246]

That person playing the traffic cone is a real person.... remember being in hysterics when I saw this a few years ago. 🤣🤣

[@swiftwaffle1625]

My paralyzed grandma started drowning in the pool. I didn’t help her so she could stay hydrated

[@moslehmahamud]

Still better than cyberpunk *smirk*

[@masteryoda953]

Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here with _________ if you enjoy this content become Pablo Escobar but instead of giving altered medication give them water so those dodgy malaccas can stay hydrated

[@Tullece]

The commentary is gold lmao 👍

[@thekonj5215]

I recently found this channel on accident it was the best accident ever

[@Nuclearwasabi]

same here

[@rogerroger3565]

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[@damonlucas3948]

The fact that this channel is so close to a million subs brings me so much joy. Been watching videos since the days of 10k subs

[@vespine1749]

Crazy thing is that each NPC has their own personality and they have PermDeath as well as getting arrested, having relationships, etc. How hasn’t this game been talked about?

[@noahgroves1978]

Hahahaha. you can see all the flowers for the memorial. Said whilst running over people

[@DANNYonPC]

Wait you first say ''ill play football'' and then '' soccer fan'' How dare you peli, i trusted you

[@Louganda]

He should say futbell next

[@bigbrain2317]

Wait a minute I know you xd

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

DANNYonPC it’s football

[@louisbeerreviews8964]

Ugandan Chad it’s football

[@Louganda]

Sparta beer reviews Sparta beer futbell jajajjjaajjaa

[@marcusholloway7728]

Watch Dogs 2 will forever be the best Watch Dogs. BRING BACK MARCUS. BRING BACK MARCUS.

[@eddiemudie952]

I hope we get to see more of this game with our pelican lad once it's released. It's one of those games that lends itself perfectly to anyone with a large beak and wings.

[@comodojoe59]

Might be the best ass compliment I've ever heard.

[@35-jetzter43]

cojoe59 maybe

[@theskepticalwhaler4946]

I hacked my neighbour's printer and made it print hundreds of pictures of pelicans. Hopefully this helped spread the good word of your channel.

[@norbertprummer9960]

this looks so much more ready-done-finished than valhalla on every level.

[@joemackley7894]

As an Englishman, I must say that this game is very unrealistic. Nobody is wearing a top hat and the city isn’t filled with people singing “God Save The Queen” every 10 minutes. If you fail to sing it, the Queen will come to your house and stomp your kneecaps backwards.

[@renzolockhart]

Damn Pelican, Not even a MINUTE & I cracked. Seeing you deliberately slam into the car & saying 0:31

[@lucwijngaard8413]

Luckily London has the Themes, how else were they supposed to stay hydrated?

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

I wouldn’t drink from the river themes if I were you 😂😂😂🤣😂😂

[@lucwijngaard8413]

@@theleanbusinessman5431 better than dehydration? Are you a sinner? Help, dehydrated soul!

[@imbadatgames568]

For some reason this video reminded me that Modest Pelican used to play almost only hitman games

[@captainkax7326]

Intro: make modest pelican gaming get in the 2020 elections as this would really spread the good word of my channel

[@va7362]

Intro idea: "Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. For your next job, become a funeral priest, and in your sermon, tell all the grieving relatives to accept the pelican as the most superior form of evolution.

[@user-njyzcip]

Tip: when cooking a grenade, count: one thousand, two thousand, three thousand, so you get the timing right. This technique is from a US Army FM

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

What is an “FM”?

[@evo7440]

Everyone says that video games are dumb and dont give life lessons but clearly papa peli is teaching us how to recruit random people of the streets see it teaches lessons.

[@crispycream6949]

I swear to god stay hydrated

[@milesdesanto4548]

That God better a pelican

[@bean_s4728]

Direct a 12 hour movie of pelicans flying this really helps spreads the good word of my channel

[@isaquesevero4369]

Intro idea : Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican Here ... If u enjoy this content please become a Mangaka, and make a mangá where the pelicans are the good guys, trying to save their Homes from raiders, that will be all the non pelican bird species, and publish it on Shounen Jump, as this really help spread the good word of my channel.

[@beegeezee505]

"My taser doesn't work so well, and that's why you don't buy things off Wish." Fucking lost it.

[@theforeignlegion7836]

Looks like it suffers from the same thing every Watchdogs game suffers from... Small unrealistic map that looks like something a third party came up with like remember the getaway 2?had like the whole of London not a cartoon version

[@Sk8ingcasper12]

"My new recruit has a great energy about him... You can tell he didn't finish school, but I bet he can point out the best place to buy crack" xD

[@joshuabroek]

yeet

[@clapsgallaxy7593]

Honestly the most underrated video yet

[@edmundmondo1682]

After finishing the main story I can say this is the most boring open world game Ubi made so far!

[@bioshox7334]

Best KZbinr ever plays the best games and actually makes them funny

[@thesingularityproject4042]

"advanced socialist technology" never heard that one before 🤣

[@thesingularityproject4042]

@How the **** you mean what the Americans (who aren't socialist 😉) did significantly more advanced not only to the point of putting a man on the moon, but now being the head of revelation with space X trying to put us on mars with the most advanced rockets ever?

[@thesingularityproject4042]

@How the **** first we put the first man on the moon, they didn't, second are space technology is at the very least 6 times better than thiers has ever been and ever will be, shooting a rocket into space is nothing compared to what we have done to explore space, phones and videos games didn't come from soviets, if you wanna state facts at least don't be a dumbass about it 😂, specially since America has the best selling games in all of history, and the U.S leads us in medicine, vaccines, and medical research, along with the most advanced equipment, so don't shit yourself 😉

[@firestorm165]

@@thesingularityproject4042 to play devil's advocate the Soviets did make better use of the Nazi scientists they managed to "recruit" in the early days by actually having them build rockets rather than give lectures at universities for a few years. Then again those lectures more than likely contributed to the US catching up to and then exceeding the Soviets capability in that field

[@thesingularityproject4042]

@@firestorm165 true

[@haroldsullivan2036]

TF2Fan1 Exact shots first personal computer and first cellphone were developed in the USSR

[@DgardsGaming]

8:45 yep I recruited the statue man too, in fact I recorded a lot of crazy characters from statue people to random guy playing guitar all the way to an old lady, a lot of old people I did recruit. I don’t know why I just found it fun to walk around as it’s a decrepitude old man/woman

[@owen5789]

I left my baby in the bath for an hour so it would get hydrated. I’m not sure how to get it moving again, any suggestions

[@Bushdid-eo7xc]

It needs just a bit more water and then it will be fine your welcome 😁

[@kkangaa5024]

John put it in some rice

[@shrotebanii4091]

your baby is prob dehydrated put the baby in the bath for 12 hours it will work trust me

[@fazedk8167]

Drop a toaster that's plugged in to shock it awake! Works a miracle!

[@sauzyjacko]

Did you try turning it on then off

[@DemiqxYT]

My dog was barking at a pelican so I threw my dog into a river and adopted the pelican, the dog stopped barking very quickly while sinking underwater.

[@gamingneko0453]

Its my bday :D

[@johan002013]

happy birthday lad

[@jackdudley1563]

Happy birthday my guy

[@CharlieMason-k9c]

I don't care 😋

[@gamingneko0453]

@@CharlieMason-k9c thanks

[@gamingneko0453]

@@User72748 :D

[@cheekybum1513]

Holy hell this video is amazing. The deadpan delivery of belly bursting jokes is honestly top tier

[@illusiveman8440]

Modest Pelican: We are fighting for the people Also Modest Pelican: mowing down people with a vehicle at high velocity

[@Saint.Cosmos]

I cannot possibly be the only one who thinks this man sounds like Th3Jez, but you can never have too much Jez sooooooo *subscribed*

[@jedaaa]

People think this is the first game where you can recruit anyone you see but they're forgetting 'Syndicate Wars' from the mid 90s where you could recruit hundreds of Peds, also the dozens and dozens huge cities in that game were all completely destructible environments.

[@me1234229]

He's words contradicted his actions.......... Love it

[@EJayNine]

I love how you drive on the right side of the road all the time even tho neither the UK or AUS drive on the right.

[@tupack361]

These people were laughing at my pelican. I told them to apologized. They laughed. I told them "My pelican gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him" Then I killed all four of them.

[@shemthom31]

Homeless to chrome fresh is nowhere near the worst thing you’ve said 😂😂

[@ntusekhomngadi4258]

Modest Pelican I love your commentary, I came for the game but I'm leaving with a new favourite game commentary channel

[@--jefree--]

Hydration is a path to many abilities some may consider, unnatural.

[@keganmoore5680]

Sooooooooo.... what I'm gathering is that this game is essentially "playable" V For Vendetta. LEGENDARY