So God created humans by baking them? For us Irish he must have forgotten to turn the oven on.
@khasimpathan65434 жыл бұрын
I couldn't control my laughter mate... I imagined it... :D
@taylorlibby76424 жыл бұрын
I always heard the he invented whiskey so that the Irish wouldn't take over ; )
@BREAKENSTEIN4 жыл бұрын
Kevin There the needley sound of a timer going off in the distance. God, lounged on a cloud, pauses his movie and shuffles to the oven. Time to check on his loaf. He opens it up with delightful curiosity on his face to then see it’s still just dough sitting there. With a grimace he whispers “fuck it” and slaps some ginger hair on and calls it done.
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
"Now let me sprinkle some red pubes on that. Ahh, perfect." "Here's the bucket of souls, God." "Hm, you know what? Let's not. Bring me Guinness instead. I'mma put these on an island and make them funny."
@notablegoat4 жыл бұрын
There's actually a Native American myth to that effect. White people were underbaked by the creator. I forget which tribe it belongs to
@shaonmaji31614 жыл бұрын
6 years of NDTV compressed in 18 minutes.
@adarshveer_singh4 жыл бұрын
Shaon Maji so so so so trueeeee💯
@demlinnalo20304 жыл бұрын
REPUBLIC TV N ZEE NEWS
@akshatawasthi47004 жыл бұрын
True bro
@ashishrawat35894 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 satirical comment
@rylaczero37404 жыл бұрын
@@demlinnalo2030 Republic and Zee are BJP channels along with Aaj Tak, IBN7, News24, IndiaTV. They all have their HQ in Noida Film City.
@wreckitremy4 жыл бұрын
"If someone has been slowly poisoning me, please do it faster" john Oliver is an honorary millennial
@torntokoroa4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I think I've been feeling the same.
@LaplacianFourier4 жыл бұрын
Haha pretty clever
@wcbranitly06924 жыл бұрын
His whole writing staff is just a group of millenial women
@fricketyfracktraintrack4 жыл бұрын
@@wcbranitly0692that was apparent the moment that Adam Driver joke showed up, although it was definitely a white woman who wrote that
@beauntea83564 жыл бұрын
Some of his writers are millennials I’m sure they threw that in there lol
@siddharthiyer30786 ай бұрын
I'm glad this is going viral again lol
@LunaryLava6 ай бұрын
what your real name pisslam?
@Namaskar_Doston6 ай бұрын
@@LunaryLava against to modi = you are Muslim....#tatti logic
@Rowsy914 ай бұрын
Modi seems pretty safe in power in India although i admit to not paying day to day attention to it
@ayyyyph2797Ай бұрын
@@Rowsy91eh he doesn't have his power as secure as before with the BJP losing seats in parliament
@prasan75614 жыл бұрын
Came here to know about Modi and his political hits and misses over the years, leaving knowing that I am a well cooked bread
@michaelmcdonald23264 жыл бұрын
I’m raw dough 🤣
@legandarymasterrevan4 жыл бұрын
I was made just right ;)
@heatchills40934 жыл бұрын
That's just Modi's way of buttering up his constituency.
@legandarymasterrevan4 жыл бұрын
@@heatchills4093 of course he is. He is an extreme right wing regressive nationalists. People like these are ghosts of our history's darkest moments. Science and logic doesn't appeal to these people. They go with whatever makes them feel good about themselves and back up their narrative. Modi is just Trump if he didn't have to worry about hiding his racism. It's what makes him dumber and exposes his true character and it's making it easier for indians to see how bad he truly is for the country
@arunnakamura74154 жыл бұрын
Cooked Just Right on the Outside , Deeply Scarred on the Inside.
@AdamSmith-vi4mc4 жыл бұрын
The bread analogy was given by Rabindranath Tagore as a cheeky answer when asked why Indians were brown
@sentientarugula28844 жыл бұрын
A bit out of context and also probably ok when it came out
@AdamSmith-vi4mc4 жыл бұрын
@@sentientarugula2884 yes cause it was a sort of racist answer to a racist
@AussieInDistortedworld4 жыл бұрын
You are right
@sidarthur87064 жыл бұрын
o right. that's pleasing
@riturajsinghbais4 жыл бұрын
And now these people teach that to kids as facts.. I am sure Rabindranath tagore is pretty pissed off in heaven. He was a champion of secularism.
@wimblopimpli76724 жыл бұрын
I have a strong feeling that next Sunday there will be a few John Oliver's in the crowd
@AhsimNreiziev4 жыл бұрын
I have an equally strong feeling that that "Way to go, Hitler" image will be taken out of context even before next Sunday arrives.
@Gillsing4 жыл бұрын
"Way to go" sounds way too sarcastic in _any_ context to do much damage.
@jordancridland96574 жыл бұрын
Yep.life goals
@jedielliott4 жыл бұрын
Kekekekeke
@treyparker37754 жыл бұрын
He's a comedian and it was said sarcastically
@arthikannan51936 ай бұрын
I'm an Indian and I love this man for calling out Modi's leadership
@bighitgaming25266 ай бұрын
You're not an Indian you're pappu and dhruv ke jhaat ka baal
@MindTG6 ай бұрын
@@bighitgaming2526 don't cry 🤭
@bighitgaming25266 ай бұрын
@@MindTG why would I ? Modi won the elections lol 😂. It's you and your paw paw's time to cry
@MindTG6 ай бұрын
@@bighitgaming2526 did he though, first time he won but actually lost, and the one who lost, feels like won! 🤭
@abhimanyunath20015 ай бұрын
@@MindTG If he is lost then congress never won since 1984 😅..
@peterhagan43104 жыл бұрын
“When asked about your role in the deaths of thousands of people, you don’t just get to walk out of an interview” -John Oliver Trump: now is my time to shine
@zion33354 жыл бұрын
except that he has been proven innocent by the supreme court of India, which of course doesn't matter for leftists out to make a propaganda video. setting an agenda has always been more important to them than facts.
@justacatwhoneedstherapy40954 жыл бұрын
@@zion3335 Just because he was "Proven innocent" by the supreme court or not doesn't matter, The riots happened and he didn't do jack shit about it.
@zion33354 жыл бұрын
@@justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 so you don't have faith in the criminal justice system which even gives terrorists who gunned down civilians live on camera, a fair trial? and you believe blindly an unelected propaganda outlet masquerading as MSM, wow, the ignorance...
@justacatwhoneedstherapy40954 жыл бұрын
@@zion3335 You don't think i want to believe all that? You think i gain something if i'am like "Yep my government is trash, India sucks etc", you think i gain something from that? NO. Besides there are countless instances where our justice system favors more rich and powerful people(Would you mind giving me examples of the "Fair" trials? i mean whats there in your head?If they've gunned down citizens they're going to jail , what did you even mean by that example?). Also you think i'am believing all this blindly? I mean see for yourself the attitude of our PM towards the Gujarat riots. Wow, the ignorance...
@zion33354 жыл бұрын
@@justacatwhoneedstherapy4095 attitude of PM is what? why shall he bow to a media show trial which has no evidence, just based on some feelings, and where was this leftist media when Kashmir pandits were made refugees, when wb riot6s happened, this media has lost all credibility. bunch of international leftist propaganda outlets that's all. you should stop getting brainwashed by this and do your own understanding instead of using someone else's brain.
@ebbyc18174 жыл бұрын
"you know what a father is right, it's a guy who brings the family together by giving them lots of money but never emotional validation. And sure, that means the remainder of your life is spent in a series of grasping quests for recognition and unconditional love from everyone around you, and if anyone doesn't love you enough you hate them and want them to die in prison because living this kind of life is like being in a very nice boat made of friends who think you're the best and anyone who doesn't think that, is a small hole in your boat, and it lets the water in, and eventually you sink below the waves, and there's nothing left for you, drowning in the silent screaming abyss that your father bestows you as your gruesome birthright.."
@StewardofAutumn4 жыл бұрын
And yet you encapsulated every terrible hole in my tiny little heart...like a capsizing boat that decided to tango with an iceberg...but lavked the sophistication of the love triangle that jack,rose,and what's his face had.
4 жыл бұрын
Well it’s a better option than no father at all... lol
@TheNotoriousDUDE4 жыл бұрын
@ No. Just no. Anything is better than a toxic parent.
@naturegirl19994 жыл бұрын
I found this comment when he started saying this
@aikenodubitan52564 жыл бұрын
That's just GANGSTER mate!
@MaxKuori34 жыл бұрын
I'm Indian and frankly impressed at how well our adult Harry Potter pronounced names of Indian people and places
@rayray25284 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@borklaser62624 жыл бұрын
Max 'V' Kuori I like how that’s what you caught on from the entire report.
@cthulhutheendless15874 жыл бұрын
Shehryar Ali Khan -r/whoooooosh
@gourabmitra4 жыл бұрын
Max 'V' Kuori Perhaps his ancestors have had two centuries of practice :P
@borklaser62624 жыл бұрын
Jack Timothy r/woooosh*
@kshimonebardey79546 ай бұрын
The media and the flow of news is so heavily controlled my Modi govt I genuinely thought Modi was seen as a messiah in foreign countries, it is truly a relief to know people know his true colours, because everything that was mentioned here has either been taken down or banned in our country, so glad to see this thank you for speaking out about these issues
@kshimonebardey79545 ай бұрын
@@MattFeinstein38 that’s great to hear ! Got any recommendations I should check out ?
@barrystiebvegasrealestate67184 жыл бұрын
“...and there’d be signs at Trump rally’s condemning money, because that’s the world we live in now!” That hits so hard...
@akshit3184 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what happened in India... They turned that into a promotion for digital transaction
@snehashis51094 жыл бұрын
@@akshit318 p
@Itsallgoodtogo4 жыл бұрын
It's rather simple... When the left swings so far out... The right does the same.
@HeilRay4 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what's going on at rallies trying to remove student debt?
@AmbyJeans4 жыл бұрын
organicgrains Exactly
@stevejorissen95784 жыл бұрын
This is the last time I watch John Oliver while eating lunch.
@benedictcumberbatchsdeform83714 жыл бұрын
That Bear Grylls part was brutal...and without warning lol 😂😂
@mer97874 жыл бұрын
I was eating fried chicken 🤢
@waRr3nxx4 жыл бұрын
it's just me At least you weren’t drinking elephant dung lol.
@GemsOfIndianRight4 жыл бұрын
why? coz all the lies he spread. I mean i was disgusted by the lie he said regarding CAB bill that INDIA passed, its literally ONE PAGE LONG, and this two faced prick had the audacity to lie about it ....!! THE BILL IS ALL ABOUT PROVIDING CITIZENSHIP TO THE PERSECUTED MINORITIES IN ISLAMIC COUNTRIES like Pakistan, Bangladesh and Afghanistan, nothing to do with TAKING AWAY CITIZENSHIP!
@atulchandranath4634 жыл бұрын
When we are in non-muslim country. We want a secular country. They built mosque and try to follow Islamic rules. When size grows, We want sharia law and convert non-muslim to muslim. demolish all non-Muslim architecture like temple, church. Like Iran, Pakistan, Bangladesh.
@easilystartled22034 жыл бұрын
That elephant bit with Bear Grylls was a really bad time for me to be taking a swig of coffee.
@Krackerlack4 жыл бұрын
that was fucking gross
@kellyg3584 жыл бұрын
The mere mention of Bear Grylls makes me nauseous because of stuff like this.
@faisalahmed80984 жыл бұрын
I was having my lunch . It was almost my last bite when gryll started shoving that dung . 😅
@harundoener4 жыл бұрын
You mean best time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
@gaswhole4 жыл бұрын
not if you were drinking some of that civet coffee
@rashmivats59906 ай бұрын
Need a part 2, now would be a perfect time to assess the last five years.
@alexrubin59556 ай бұрын
Agreed
@erensApologist6 ай бұрын
bro he uploaded the part 2 it was supposed to be on jio cinema but fuckers blocked it
@akashkumar678976 ай бұрын
Its already on his KZbin channel
@Zaddy69wake6 ай бұрын
They blocked it on jio cinema tv but they couldn't block it on KZbin go watch it everyone
@DisiLLusioNed3166 ай бұрын
@@erensApologistyea it's sad the truth gets banned here in India...I'm hoping more and more so called anbhakts(blind followers) wake up to the truth to see what the non biological GOON really is. Smh
@rajat.24 жыл бұрын
You know you are early when everyone's saying that the comments are going to be toxic but the toxic comments haven't arrived yet.
@Missy-Missy11114 жыл бұрын
John makes you think & a lot of people do not like that.
@harsh9534 жыл бұрын
We will spread positivity instead.. and defend the truth.. 😉
@Missy-Missy11114 жыл бұрын
John is like your favorite professor at college
@lordx46414 жыл бұрын
@@Missy-Missy1111 yes indeed a delusional comedian not a professor he isnt worth that he is a mere puppet making more puppets by spreading their agenda.
@lordx46414 жыл бұрын
@@Missy-Missy1111 "john makes u think" yes makes me wonder where do these ppl come from who take a comedians trash as facts
@jellysecret4 жыл бұрын
hearing that last guy say "im a hindu, but im an indian first" really made me think of mike pence saying "im a christian, a conservative, and a republican, in that order." funny how different people can be
@cmdrtianyilin81074 жыл бұрын
Why can't be "I am a human first", why can't be that? I am a [insert your religion or nationality here] is illogical and irrelevant.
@midwings004 жыл бұрын
@@cmdrtianyilin8107 this coming from a Borg?
@StewardofAutumn4 жыл бұрын
Prioritization clearly
@AbdullahAhmad-xc3xl4 жыл бұрын
Borg Drone 3 of 9 Secondary Adjunct, Unimatrix 309 Sadly that level of understanding is not bestowed on many. People are happy with identifying with smaller things when they could be identifying with so much bigger.
@synthealien90934 жыл бұрын
@@cmdrtianyilin8107 ego.. thats why.
@Daniel-Munoz4 жыл бұрын
God that guy talking about being Hindu but Indian first was so freakin beautiful. Nothing better than seeing someone loving their fellow countrymen.
@userunavailable__4 жыл бұрын
watch it .... Facts & Logic of this video ..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5TRm5V8f5KkpKM
@unboundcuriosity4 жыл бұрын
I think that being patriot and religious are not opposite, more over my belief is that religion should be a source of values and wisdom, in my mind anything else is ungodly fanatisme, not religion.
@noobsensei69184 жыл бұрын
most of em are like that
@ok44054 жыл бұрын
@@shwetachordia7144 Nice propaganda 👏post it in every comment idiot. Is that the official propaganda media of the BJP.
@CriticalThinker-jn4rc4 жыл бұрын
And Muslim (most) thinks they are Muslim first and then Indian or whatever their nationality is.. It's tragedy, they have to change themselves or atrocities will be continued in all over world against them..Modi is just another fool.
@jonoxes86626 ай бұрын
Bro waited 4 years to use that bit of taking the picture out of context. That's commitment.
@yashrawat94094 жыл бұрын
Human Colors were defined by length of time they were baked *Genetics has left the chat*
@pessimistic_optimism3 жыл бұрын
Feeding garbage to a billion people 🤣
@guysenseimighty10673 жыл бұрын
Guess I'm black after this video , coz I'm bhakt
@gobimurugesan24113 жыл бұрын
Soon our school books will compete with Pakistan books in religious stupidity...🤣
@thechiel30043 жыл бұрын
@꧁༒DR DALA ꧁༒ Simply not true. It was Kossel who identified the components of DNA and later Watson and Crick identified the structure. Khurana only linked the order of DNA to the order of aminoacids, and just that concept, since the genetic code was only cracked way later.
@armstrongcanon78333 жыл бұрын
@꧁༒DR DALA ꧁༒ haha are u stupid? Im Indian too. Just because we are home to scientists doesnt mean all of our people are smart. U are an example for that. Khurana alone didnt crack the code. Everyone played their part which led to today's version. Idiot. Stop being patriotic for dumb reasons.
@amitpaul79404 жыл бұрын
Removing this from Hotstar made it trending 21 in India. Good job Hotstar. 😂
@bebokamarad54704 жыл бұрын
Hotstar neh nahi government ke pressure nikalna padda
@utkarshtripathi27554 жыл бұрын
Kehne se pehle hi hata diya tha
@TheKingslayer164 жыл бұрын
Lmao as if your poor ass could afford hotstar Premium
@destroyer25094 жыл бұрын
@@MoumantiPodder you dumb having zero knowledge about situation and commenting like a stupid
@siddharthjain6504 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHa6immEfdZ9l9E
@AmanKumar-nw7xo4 жыл бұрын
This episode has been banned by Disney in india on its streaming platform hotstar. Still trending on no. 7 in India on YT!!
@AkankshaSaid4 жыл бұрын
Yes, because India licks American shows, like idiots. To be honest He is a good host but not true sources.
@Shashwatt4 жыл бұрын
@@AkankshaSaid aree andh bhakt its not your place to be here. Keep revelling in your fake communal news and misleading whatsapp forwards.
@physicsphysics23264 жыл бұрын
@@AkankshaSaid Let us assume that he is indeed wrong even in such a situation curbing freedom of speech doesn't seem like a good approach.
@Shashwatt4 жыл бұрын
@@physicsphysics2326 aree she hates american shows inko ekta kapoor ke shows me sansaar dikhta hai aur comedy nights with kapil me real comedy. Shes an obvious moron dude, why waste energy? 😂
@bamboleoleole4 жыл бұрын
The Streisand effect is a phenomenon whereby an attempt to hide, remove, or censor a piece of information has the unintended consequence of publicizing the information more widely, usually facilitated by the Internet.
@sneha87326 ай бұрын
4 years ago I commented on this video mocking this man for insulting modi as I was his blind supporter then, and here I am completely free of modi's cult as wisdom and sense got to me and after opposition, Congress and Gandhi performing well in 2024 general elections today, am saying that now I could finally understand this video and totally agree with it. Like me, many have opened their eyes and came out of modi's spell
@zainabahmed106 ай бұрын
Congratulations
@Hegde-6 ай бұрын
Speaking of which. I heard you elected him again for 3rd term. Congrats. i guess😂
@MindTG6 ай бұрын
@@Hegde-you are here pretending to be non Indian while being Indian. Ch u ti ye! 😂
@TanmayK036 ай бұрын
Congratulations 🙌🏻
@theresacastellino24486 ай бұрын
Welcome back nation lover ❤
@yashbhardwaj40264 жыл бұрын
17:47 The slogan goes like "Awaz Do!"(Give a call!) "HUM EK HAIN!"(We are one!) Chills my people, chills.
@avisakibaleibolatagane21024 жыл бұрын
✊🏿
@jahangirmehta39974 жыл бұрын
Hum ek hai,thae aur rahangae. Fuck modi Fuck shah Fuck RSS terrorists Fuck fascism India was,is and will always be a democracy. We the people of india will not let these sanghis hate win over our love ✊🏼✊🏻✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
@aakarshmayank41174 жыл бұрын
@@kalyanikulkarni763 Are you seriously pretending that CAA exists in singularity and it isn't liked with NRC in any way. Let me break your bubble then Assam government has been ordered by the central government to release all the non-muslims from existing detention centres still you will pretend that CAA isn't linked with NRC...? Amit Shah on the floor of the parliament has said that NRC will be implemented in the whole nation still you will pretend that nationwide NRC won't happen..? 25 people shot dead in UP and still you'll pretend that violence is only from one side..? Mark my words CAA+NRC will prove to be Amit Shah's demonetisation a fuck up of gigantic proportions.
@valeandpeccogjn49044 жыл бұрын
@@kalyanikulkarni763 Wonder why the Tamil minorities of Sri Lanka are not being included in this CAA?... Its quite obvious why BJP brought this bill.....
@rishabh7194 жыл бұрын
@@jahangirmehta3997 India is secular only till non-muslims are in majority, any doubt ??
@JustSoji4 жыл бұрын
Me: I think I’ll watch this while eating. *John proceeds to talk about Elephant dung * I’ve made some poor choices...
@nataliaalfonso26624 жыл бұрын
Soji Adeleke same
@mounikakulkarni1194 жыл бұрын
Im eating now and I haven't gotten to that point, how safe am I ?
@singularitymultitude7184 жыл бұрын
mounika kulkarni not very Lol. Same was eating pudding :/
@wethinkfinance40714 жыл бұрын
Lol I was watching it on the train. Something about the smell of the subway mixed with seeing that scene made me want to vomit.
@mounikakulkarni1194 жыл бұрын
Ewwwwww ewwww I take it back, I didn't finish eating and I watched it.
@MsGrapeNehi4 жыл бұрын
“If this is happening because someone is slowly poisoning me, please do it faster.” Damn, that’s a whole mood.
@steffen51214 жыл бұрын
This is also exactly the sentence, he can tell his mirror in the morning.
@martalaatsch83588 ай бұрын
I feel like it's technically suicidal ideation... as my generation calls it, very much a mood. This is a joke, having that problem is not just a normal thing everyone deals with, if that's you please get help
@matthewpool6508 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite show and if I ever get the pleasure of being in the live audience, I will be wearing a John Oliver mask and I will be bringing extras.
@time21328 ай бұрын
The tickets are free, it’s a kind of lottery.
@CheakMyViewsItsMoreThen330006 ай бұрын
To try to show him that you hate him😂
@CheakMyViewsItsMoreThen330006 ай бұрын
@@time2132the audience is real?
@4M-P4 жыл бұрын
when he said "poison me faster" i felt that
@GradnLordTad4 жыл бұрын
Right? I'm all about it ending faster. lol
@Sonichero1514 жыл бұрын
We can all Agree on this...........
@ForrestFox6264 жыл бұрын
A closer end seems like Heaven
@4M-P4 жыл бұрын
y'all need therapy smfh
@unsolicitedditkapics97224 жыл бұрын
@@4M-P you need a sense of humor.
@Killersam7764 жыл бұрын
“Incredibly, it didn’t make him any less popular” that sounds familiar doesn’t it
@tylerhackner97314 жыл бұрын
People really like right-wing populist fascists (Modi, Trump, etc), don’t they?
@GLMarrocos4 жыл бұрын
As Brazilian person, the moment John said that, I was "fuck it, I've seen that shit before".
@Lavi2554 жыл бұрын
@@GLMarrocos The internet made the world population dumb as rocks
@superpaul794 жыл бұрын
@@Lavi255 The world was already full of dumb people. The internet just gave them a voice. A very loud voice.
@ravindrathakkar12344 жыл бұрын
I ❤ Modi.....you can keep ranting. He is blessing or God's Angel.
@micmicbungee4 жыл бұрын
"Preserving the Constitution should be our Utmost priority".
@shaikhparwez72764 жыл бұрын
@Ankit Banerjee shut up bhakts
@charliekan28524 жыл бұрын
@paritosh bnm Why type like that? Use some punctuation!
@Chitta_ve4 жыл бұрын
Maslims of India don't even follow the constitution 😂 they have their own shariya thing.
@_yuri4 жыл бұрын
@paritosh bnm you are not a citizen
@Crowley94 жыл бұрын
@paritosh bnm What does citizenship have to do with it? If there was a law which granted more legal protection to non-Muslim tourists than Muslim tourists, would that be acceptable?
@anonymous1926ias2 жыл бұрын
Imagine both CNN and Fox News supporting single party, but this is happening in India...
@Satyamev_Jayate100 Жыл бұрын
It’s about ideology , love for nation and most importantly for Truth. Satyamev Jayate
@alfblue4734 Жыл бұрын
Is modi as detrimental to India as trump was to the US?
@arjunkishore4080 Жыл бұрын
@@alfblue4734 It is actually a very tricky situation with Modi. Economically, he has arguably been one of the biggest positive forces for the country and has done an excellent job in reducing poverty and elevating the lower classes. So in that respect, he has done significantly more for India than trump has for the US. However, I’d say the division he has fomented is at least as bad as what trump has done.
@chiefshead Жыл бұрын
@@arjunkishore4080 the division in large part is politically motivated. In a country as diverse and as populous as India, incidents of intolerance have been happening for centuries. I have not heard PM Modi say or do anything that stokes intolerance or violence.
@sanjaiyadav2080 Жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/f5TRm5V8f5KkpKM lol here is the response of your blatant lies.....😂😂
@kittjy94384 жыл бұрын
That "god baked races" story was told in the Philippines as well as a creation myth. Except instead of Indians, it's Filipinos that came out just right. I remember hearing it from a teacher and a priest. When you're a little kid, you usually do not question things coming from educators and religious figures. It's very dangerous when children are miseducated. Although I understand that the "lesson" was not to be ashamed of being brown skinned and be proud of it. But then it implies the whites and blacks are imperfect, not their equal and "throw-away".
@salamancero4 жыл бұрын
Its also not taught anymore and was always properly defined as a folktale or a fable.
@gemelwalters29424 жыл бұрын
If you live in a predominantly black, Indian or white country then it's unlikely you need such stories to teach you to not be ashamed as most of those role models around you look like you do. Those lessons do nothing but cause division. I'm just waiting to wake from this nightmare world I'm currently in...I mean Wtf is going on.
@Lcavila944 жыл бұрын
God baked the bread perfectly then threw fish sauce on it
@cuckoophendula82114 жыл бұрын
So growing up in America with Chinese parents, my mother actually told me about that god baking people in the oven story saying that it was a joke they told in China
@fonque4 жыл бұрын
That same story is also told in El Salvador. Im sure there are lots of cultures that have a baked in the oven folktale.
@manya49884 жыл бұрын
"You know who a father is, right? It’s a guy who brings the family together by giving them lots of money but never emotional validation and sure, that means the remainder of your life is spent in a series of grasping quest for recognition and unconditional love from everyone around you. And if anyone doesn’t love you, you hate them and want them to die in prison because living this kind of life is like being in a very nice boat made of friends who think you’re the best and anyone who doesn’t think that is a small hole in your boat and it lets the water in and eventually you sink below the waves and there’s nothing left but you drowning in the silence screaming abyss that your father bestows to you as your gruesome birthright."
@bradmikkelsen89604 жыл бұрын
Your dedication is admirable.
@fricketyfracktraintrack4 жыл бұрын
Narcissists in a nutshell.
@renyahh4 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it, and it made it so much better. Tysm
@aveeshferreira55304 жыл бұрын
Kudos!
@ladyc47794 жыл бұрын
right, and it made even less sense when he said it audibly. But hey! Look on the bright side, if he actually meant it, then people like him with such a miserable childhood end up making a living working for HBO, right? Maybe that's why HBO has to post its videos to KZbin. Go figure that.
@JayBlue7724 жыл бұрын
"when you are being asked about your role in the deaths of thousands, you simply don't get to walk out of an interview" Watching this in May 2020, I can definitely tell this quote will come back for Trump when interviewed about the Coronavirus
@zion33354 жыл бұрын
it was a gotcha interview, nowadays all MSM journalism is like that.
@themysterychannel63394 жыл бұрын
U r such a stupid person that u cannot even read the act, citizenship amendment act copy can b found online.. It clearly mention that the bill is for presecuted religious minorities of neighbourhood country.. And no indian citizen of any religion is losing its citizenship.. But u people are just shit head who dont even know the truth
@JayBlue7724 жыл бұрын
First off, my comment has nothing to do with the act. My comment quoted what Oliver said about Modi walking out of an interview. In that interview, Modi was asked if he regretted not doing enough to stop the riots that happened in Gujarat in 2002 which resulted in over 1,000 deaths (Muslims and Hindus combined) while he was Chief Minister. That is when he walked out on the interview, right after he refused to state that he had any regret about what occurred. My comment had nothing to do about the act you're talking about, yet here you are blabbering on about it you brainless idiot. My guess is that you were triggered about the fact that I mentioned Trump and his responsibility with the Coronavirus pandemic in the US. If that is the case then go ahead and keep yapping about how "you people" (whoever that may be) don't understand whatever it is your simplistic mind is talking about.
@thegrayyernaut4 жыл бұрын
@@JayBlue772 Idiots like that guy be like "tHe fIRsT aMEnDmEnT" every time they get a hard question then walk away from that conversation. Just like Modi did.
@TheBanterCity4 жыл бұрын
@The Unbeatable Assam NRC and PAN India NRC are not the same, dumbass!
@zakhiyazjacky51618 ай бұрын
Do one on India now ! @LastWeekTonight
@MrShrejo7 ай бұрын
Now they just don't bother, they saw that agenda fail miserably in 2019.
@ayushdixit56906 ай бұрын
Lol! Advice taken!
@darkchocolate33903 жыл бұрын
I love how this popped up in my recommended after India had like 330K COVID cases.
@thegrayyernaut3 жыл бұрын
And allows the public to flock to ritual bathing in the Ganges river
@tima97903 жыл бұрын
I suspect a whole lot of us watched this as semi entertainment a year ago, and have rushed back to revisit it.
@solitudeineminor45743 жыл бұрын
Now 380 k plus
@jaisingh-th9fu3 жыл бұрын
It's because it's KZbin and it's western country ruled They will try everything to destroy india what did you believe they care about you hn?
@zetorxa3 жыл бұрын
It's 400k now
@brianfeher50774 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling that soon there will be a episode where everyone will have a John Oliver mask on...
@treehugger10394 жыл бұрын
I hope the staff gives them to people as they enter the theater
@danielbolding15144 жыл бұрын
OMG please let this happen!
@Keihryon4 жыл бұрын
So everyone can look like a rat-faced weasel? No thanks.
@dominics.87964 жыл бұрын
Brian feher No shit...
@JackDanger994 жыл бұрын
To be fair, “Stupid at best, dangerous at worst” is pretty much the unofficial motto of Trump’s presidency.
@patrickharris67204 жыл бұрын
Prasanjit Pal Because he wasn’t Hillary Clinton.
@pratikmaitra85434 жыл бұрын
@@prasanjitpal This is a liberal youtube channel. Do you expect Trump supporters here? Tune into RW outlets like Mark Dice,PJW et al and you will suddenly find a lot of Trump supporters. On a side note I will only advise you that there are always two sides to a coin. Believing anyone's version of the tale as the infallible truth will only end up hurting you.
@pradeepraaj14 жыл бұрын
@@prasanjitpal same with modi!!!
@cmdraftbrn4 жыл бұрын
@@prasanjitpal he wasnt establishment. thats it. the republican party is completely dependant on two things. one is low voter turnout. two is super donor corporations.
@renjinis9774 жыл бұрын
And that's why these 2 are getting along so well.
@michaelkottler8 ай бұрын
Much US media international coverage is so (intentionally) lacking, until screening this epi of LWT I was ignorant of Modi using his mass appeal to implement Nazi-esque Hindu nationalist horrors. LWT, reporting important stories w/integrity & pillowing the horror with perspicacious comedy performs a valuable service indeed. Thnx, LWT.
@ravinayar43148 ай бұрын
Think again. It's not correct , the opinion you form by sound bytes on American TV
@anands64437 ай бұрын
Based Modi, we will soon remove democracy and send Muslims to their country Pakistan and Bangladesh. Cry more
@pratikmohite62026 ай бұрын
Stop spreading misinformation
@RockEuroStinger876 ай бұрын
Nazi-esque?
@struggler8566 ай бұрын
And how is that bad? They revived Germany ab snow Modi is reviving India. Pretty based
@jpnitplays4 жыл бұрын
He really should do a program about Brazil’s president, Bolsonaro, and his envolvement with the militia
@AndreaP764 жыл бұрын
he did, previous season I think
@AtrociousNightmare4 жыл бұрын
In 2018 before the elections he covered Bolsonaro kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKS9ZKNvnLSeprs
@porusyadav4084 жыл бұрын
He did mentioned him in one episode when he was talking about rise of certain kind of politics worldwide.
@mohammedsarker57564 жыл бұрын
@Sebastian Thor lula was brazil's best leader
@porusyadav4084 жыл бұрын
@Bruno Maia yes I will also like a follow up on it.
@viplavshaiva4 жыл бұрын
"There's one and only thing it's okay to admire Hitler for and it's the fact that he killed Hitler" - John Oliver This never came to my mind until now!🤯
@chhabilalchoudhary17234 жыл бұрын
I haven't understood yet.. Explain pls
@chaoz16664 жыл бұрын
@@chhabilalchoudhary1723 well john is referring to the fact that Hitler commited suicide, so in effect killed himself
@chhabilalchoudhary17234 жыл бұрын
@@chaoz1666 thanks...😅
@DESIBOY-fe7nm4 жыл бұрын
There is *another* thing that he did, that saved the world.
@polarpeeps25244 жыл бұрын
@Nischay Miglani from himself
@Oldschool_Gamer_3 жыл бұрын
Trump: "India was torn, a lot of dissention, a lot of fighting" I think he got nuked by Gandhi at some point
@djfhsusbruh66983 жыл бұрын
Look at number of protests inIdnia in last 7 years ,India was better in better in 2000-2013.
@shreelande78773 жыл бұрын
@@djfhsusbruh6698 what about bomb blasts and terrorist attacks they have reduced.protests show that democracy is still alive.
@djfhsusbruh66983 жыл бұрын
@@shreelande7877 Less terrorist attacks do not give Modi the free hand to fuck up ranking of India on every other index. From Hunger index to press freedom index to democracy indexes India's rank is going downwards.
@shreelande78773 жыл бұрын
@@djfhsusbruh6698 let me tell I did not vote for him for all this gdp and all. these things can be done later on. first we should confirm that this nation is ours.the problem with you all is you only want hindus to become seculars but what about the most peaceful religion in the world(muslims).Till modi is there at least we don't need to fear from those but still if you feel your income, rank and press freedom is above your religion and culture then it's still ok you'll come to know one day when it comes to you.
@DaUrbanGoose3 жыл бұрын
@@shreelande7877 wow. People like you still exist. This country was always ours. Its belongs to Indians. Religion is one thing. Irrespective of whatever it is, you can value your religion over everything else (gdp, hunger, human rights, education whatever). Thats your thing. Thats on you. But that shouldn't cause problems for other people. India is a diverse country. With so many different people we're bound to have issues. Im not pro islamic or pro christian or anything, in case you assume any such thing). Really i couldn't care much for religion at all. What im trying to say is dont let people use religion to destroy our society, our country. Because that is exactly what is happening. So much bs has happened in the name of nationalism and in the name of religion. so much so that we have lost track of things that are more important. The economy is down, China is at our doorstep, livelihoods have been lost and thousands upon thousands upon thousands of people have died. Even now, are you willing to put religion above everything else? Even with this pandemic raging on, im honestly surprised your eyea haven't opened. You're still consumed by a phobia.
@Everythingexceptboring6 ай бұрын
Being an Indian . This is sooo trueee.. John Olivier
@abhimanyunath20015 ай бұрын
Really, that's also happening in London too.. Taking over by radicals peacefuls
@no_one82244 жыл бұрын
Statue of Unity : So, how is liberty in your Country? Statue of Liberty : Same as Unity in yours.
@no_one82244 жыл бұрын
@@user-mj8nl6ld3i which other side bro? Some innocent people are getting killed in our country everyday.
@akentertainment33234 жыл бұрын
Deep
@abymodayil4 жыл бұрын
Praveen Ambedkar what the f**k
@Devilion9014 жыл бұрын
Last time i check, India is doing just fine.
@abymodayil4 жыл бұрын
Devilion901 mate u maybe blind to whats happening in the country right now. But a lot of people have eyes and realize how bad the situation is ryt now.
@annm65794 жыл бұрын
I loved how he started and ended the segment with the symbol of love, Taj Mahal and connected it so well. Wonderfully written
@rishikeshp.56104 жыл бұрын
@@AaronAntony athentha bhakki arkkum common sense ille?
@SanthoshKumar-so8tq4 жыл бұрын
Actually Taj is a symbol of horror, lust and massacre.. If you know the history you will realize that.
@SanthoshKumar-so8tq4 жыл бұрын
@An Earthian Nope from Left liberal Historian's literature.. btw Encyclopedia do not record History.
@democraticindian67724 жыл бұрын
Ann Mathew 85% of indian are socialy backward in india Constitution gave them some Rights like reservation ... Affirmative actions and all But BJP RSS trying to ditroyed all Constitutional rights of them And creating BRAMHAN nation on D line of NAZI GERMANY
@majimakiriyu48724 жыл бұрын
@@SanthoshKumar-so8tq So you created your own foolish history
@kaninerflagg99984 жыл бұрын
"All the other Hitlering that Hitler did: Thumbs down. But that last bitler of Hitler: Thumbs up!" OMG dead.
@Djuntas4 жыл бұрын
Ask yourself, if you we're the neighbor of a radical regime that would not care to undermine your own country, would you not fight back? India has a unique position on the world map - We here in Europe can control the stream of migrants and create imaginary borders, they barely cant.
@eltibium44 жыл бұрын
Kaniner... I agree too much Hitlering... Here is some context for why I think they are doing it kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKiYmn6wbLGFitE Peace and Love Random Brown Guy
@probablypossessed20754 жыл бұрын
Kaniner Flagg OMG yes he is
@darshan123594 жыл бұрын
I think they are Paid bjp supporter biggest it cell. Now they will abuse me In hindi.. Don't listen to them.. This govt behave like terrorist
@dscmpltlynuts4 жыл бұрын
The minority muslims groups such as the Ahemdis in Pakistan, Rohingyas in Myanmar and Uighurs in China are also being persecuted. Why not give refuge to them as well?
@thebetterhalf68336 ай бұрын
Here after 2024 elections and proud to say people of India voted for jobs,education and ofcourse religious harmony ❤
@abhimanyunath20015 ай бұрын
Maybe Ur example of religious harmony inspired by Taliban or IS.
@yahyaahmad85744 ай бұрын
@@abhimanyunath2001 Awwww. Looks like someone truly is blinded by hate. How is acknowledgment of Muslims as equal citizens and addressal of various day to day problems linked to Taliban or IS. Say no more, I know your source is 9 o' clock news!!!
@PartiallyAnonymous4562 ай бұрын
How retarded a person can be
@thomasfieschi-rose37053 жыл бұрын
"Stupid at best and dangerous at worst" is the best descriptor of Donald Trump I've ever heard.
@searchingforfoodonyoutube25003 жыл бұрын
No , that's aoc , pelosi, kamala
@aatirjunaid31573 жыл бұрын
It's also the best description of Modi too....
@dnhdfnfkrjxjxfjjggj30023 жыл бұрын
Lets go Brandon
@aryanpatel46823 жыл бұрын
@@dnhdfnfkrjxjxfjjggj3002 Let's go Brandon 🙏🏻🙏🏻
@korovabozha49633 жыл бұрын
@Aryan Patel just say you don’t like Biden instead of trying to mask it like you’re in the 5th grade. Wouldn’t even be controversial as only moderate dems like Biden.
@anujrawat70904 жыл бұрын
This video is trending in India.. ☮️ peace
@VipinYadav-np6oo4 жыл бұрын
Yes peace .. 7 people died unnecessary ☮️..
@saddamansari-ep1kr4 жыл бұрын
@@VipinYadav-np6oo becoz of RSS agent & BJP paid riot in Delhi
@yashbhardwaj90694 жыл бұрын
@gaurav kumar BJP and police is destroying delhi.
@yashbhardwaj90694 жыл бұрын
@@entropymusicoriginals you dumbass
@peacechan45004 жыл бұрын
Oh my God India is on the same place as a country not so long ago Search the may 1998 riot
@holysith664 жыл бұрын
President Trump: “ I love Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, it’s my favorite of the Indian films!”
@clanso78874 жыл бұрын
He didn't. Please say he didn't. 🥴
@Expert4114 жыл бұрын
Biased !
@claytondolien4 жыл бұрын
haha
@gibbsm4 жыл бұрын
He's gonna bring back a Shiva Linga huh?
@219720121455254 жыл бұрын
Holy Sith 😂
@ItsAllyOnline2 жыл бұрын
Admittedly, I need to learn more about Indian history and politics, but I recall an Indian friend telling me that Pakistan was formed from India for Muslims. Can anyone recommend any good books that help me better understand the dynamics?
@kalyanroy59942 жыл бұрын
Book recommendation- India,Bharat and Pakistan by J Sai Deepak
@photosynth3592 жыл бұрын
Vote for India, Bharat and Pakistan. If you are looking for a first person account of these issues I would also recommend "Our moon has bloodclots" by Rahul Pandita
@parthasarathibehera84639 ай бұрын
Just learn from the text books of ncert thats also what students learn try the history and political science books from grade 9 or 10.
@RedditInk6 ай бұрын
I notice a couple of people recommending "INDIA, BHARAT & PAKISTAN" by J Sai Deepak, I advise you to steer clear of this book. J Sai Deepak is basically the "Ben Shapiro of India" One side of the coin is totally ignored in his book. I recommend "Freedom at midnight" by Larry Collins
@engr.0076 ай бұрын
Read India wins freedom by Abul kalam Azad, he was a congress leader and congress president from 1940 to 1945... He has told the stories which led to the Partition of India and Pakistan and mistakes of congress leaders....
@elliotness9814 жыл бұрын
“Im a hindu but im an indian first” *goosebumbs*
@PARTHASARATHISAMANTARAY4 жыл бұрын
After watching the video it seems English man can't read 2 English lines. The act expediates religious procecuted Hindu, Sikh, Parsi, Buddhist , jain and Christian refugees from 3 Muslim majority countries Pakistan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh, who have lived in India without documentation prior to 31st Dec 2014.
@cherokee17814 жыл бұрын
More like goosedumbs
@rsenic76674 жыл бұрын
@Toori Baba To tum logo aate jayo aur hm ghar dete rhe chal be chal ja nikal India se jakar kahi aur saddo tmhari to puri Kaum Jhahil h Begart-to
@ericamcghie84764 жыл бұрын
This makes me worry more about religious freedom in the US, and the fact that we need to put “In god we trust,” “Under god,” and swear on the bible. About the fact that people put candidates above, country, party, religion, best interests and their morals. The more hatred around the world for Muslim people, the more terrified I am that It would really only take one very scary person to set of a war and genocide. There is so much hate in the world. So many things are going wrong, the most important thing is that we come together against hate. Finding our way back to compassion and love. And most of all we learn from history so that there is no way it can repeat itself.
@elliotness9814 жыл бұрын
Praveen Ambedkar ogey
@VivekSingh-764 жыл бұрын
That bread story was most epic thing i have ever heard even being india ..........who the hell came up with that idea😂😂😂😂
@ravin23634 жыл бұрын
RSS. They teach the same in RSS sakhas.
@baljitsinghjillich5804 жыл бұрын
ബ്രെഡിൽ ചാണകം പുരട്ടി തിന്ന ഒരു സംഘി
@drbud72574 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@drbud72574 жыл бұрын
@Karan hmm your mum must be so proud of you
@VivekSingh-764 жыл бұрын
@KaranYou have a weird sense of humar
@NewMessage4 жыл бұрын
If his next audience isn't wearing those masks for the next episode, I will officially lose faith in America completely.
@craigcorson30364 жыл бұрын
You haven't already? It seems very clear to many people. The American Experiment has ended - badly.
@D00Rb3LL4 жыл бұрын
Craig Corson fucking idiot
@Mictla1554 жыл бұрын
@@D00Rb3LL He is not wrong.
@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs4 жыл бұрын
@@Mictla155 yes he is.
@Mictla1554 жыл бұрын
@@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs Sigh..... The United States is a failure and we are burning to the ground right now.
@novemberwhiskey8911 Жыл бұрын
Need a 2nd part badly. 😂🤣
@We3Chappri6 ай бұрын
Coming soon
@shivamsolanke46606 ай бұрын
It is now But I'm afraid it won't be available to watch.
@novemberwhiskey89116 ай бұрын
@@shivamsolanke4660 well, I've watched it yesterday.
@shivamsolanke46606 ай бұрын
@@novemberwhiskey8911 It is not available in India as of now
@AbdulWadhoodRehman4 жыл бұрын
"Do not take that picture out of context" "No doubt. No doubt. Cool cool cool cool"
@Megalomaniakaal4 жыл бұрын
2 Dayz Later...
@BirdFather04 жыл бұрын
#CancelRatFaceFuck
@arjunriddle4 жыл бұрын
Woah Wadhood miyyaan, how is puncture shop business?
@karannsyt4 жыл бұрын
Peralta, THAT'S ENOUGH!
@Sujay954 жыл бұрын
@@mukul9351 Current RSS recruit in the house.
@johnchessant30124 жыл бұрын
wait, so Hasan wasn't joking when he said "John Oliver would do it better in two weeks"
@wonderowl5304 жыл бұрын
lol
@castleoffiction964 жыл бұрын
Wait, can you give a link?
@sars9104 жыл бұрын
I like them both but in my opinion, Hasan did it better. He also took twice the time John Oliver did but his analysis was more detailed. Also, there's the fact that he's Indian, which means that he probably has a better grasp of the current situation than does John Oliver.
@Akash-vf3ru4 жыл бұрын
Well, both did a great job at lying, so.
@mridulagrawal66874 жыл бұрын
See my long comment above,I have countered him on everything he mentioned on facts,u can verify for urself
@ThatsABitPersonal4 жыл бұрын
7:48 “His charisma is such where he evades public anger sticking to him, which is a very dangerous superpower” So... he’s actually Chancellor Palpatine?
@michaelmachtmusik58474 жыл бұрын
More like Trump's cousin...
@aaryansharma13394 жыл бұрын
I'm an Indian, and there's nothing true in this guy's whole video. He's biased to make fun of Trump and so he's mocking Modi too. Being a third world country, we have different problems. It's very if some assholes like him don't present their opinions like a dumbass on internet.
@abhishekharyani36574 жыл бұрын
Aaryan Sharma I am also an Indian and everything he said was true and you’re the one spreading propaganda
@aaryansharma13394 жыл бұрын
@@abhishekharyani3657 when he said nehru and Gandhi were founders of this country. I realised that source of his knowledge is internet and also you should consider that internet show you results you wanna see (AI). Nehru wasn't founder of my country. I proudly say, Sardar Patel integrated my country. He should be the one to be credited.
@aaryansharma13394 жыл бұрын
@@abhishekharyani3657 also, what's wrong in CAA and NRC. People who are protesting are idiots. We must protest against Economic slowdown, corrupt system, reservations, lack of development and criminal politicians.
@Zenologia46732 жыл бұрын
“Do not take that image out of context” Internet: “You must be new here”
@LegendaryGauntlet4 жыл бұрын
I was really expecting an ending with a life size "bring the poo to the loo" musical featuring maybe some elephant poo. This program has set up such high expectations :)
@Jonnyg3254 жыл бұрын
HBO may have more money than god, but that is a bit pricy even for them
@LegendaryGauntlet4 жыл бұрын
@@Jonnyg325 They did a full musical on Times Square though.. and quite a few others...
@couragekarnga87354 жыл бұрын
Remember the giant marble cake?
@bryanh26184 жыл бұрын
I think that's becuz the times square one sets such a high bar/standard
@kiranjeetkaurmangat25584 жыл бұрын
The only thing this video is gonna end with is a lot of hate comments in Hindi and lot of dislikes cause 1 billion is a lot and majority voted for fucking MODI
@CComrade4 жыл бұрын
"And by the way, do not take that image out of context" Yeah, no, there is a 0% chance that has not already happened
@kaeleastlord4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Fox News is already all over it.
@Sonichero1514 жыл бұрын
I can smell 4 chan being 4 chan about it.
@user-lv9cu4 жыл бұрын
Finna take a screencap of it and try to cancel him on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣
@bh_quicksilver2514 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was the joke
@Alias242884 жыл бұрын
I had already taken a screen shot before his appeal.
@karenstarr4 жыл бұрын
Who else here wants the audience of last week tonight to show up in John Oliver masks?
@rashidshaikh81614 жыл бұрын
That's mah man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ahsansiddiqui42634 жыл бұрын
Ahahah haha hah! Oh Yeees!
@luszczi4 жыл бұрын
John, clearly.
@PanchaytiMitrra Жыл бұрын
firstly am an indian citizen. what a journalism, what a journalism sir. it can't be noticed in our press however with some exceptions. thanku to for bringing out the other sides the second time choosen NDA government...
@NishantChaudharyy4 жыл бұрын
John must feel lucky for 2 things after posting this video 1. First he is not an Indian 2. Secondly, this episode is in English 😬
@mustafabhanpurawala31504 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 correct
@Bewda_Techie4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@bijuth42284 жыл бұрын
So true!!
@atomdesignlab9554 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@mahamanava96584 жыл бұрын
But took a risk 😂
@randimorgan81094 жыл бұрын
With the speed John read that "father" monologue only proves he should be a rapper.
@ashutoshsaraswat83504 жыл бұрын
Do you know that Randi means prostitute in hindi😬
@Woadieee4 жыл бұрын
Ashutosh Saraswat who gives a fuck
@atulchandranath4634 жыл бұрын
When we are in non-muslim country. We want a secular country. They built mosque and try to follow Islamic rules. When size grows, We want sharia law and convert non-muslim to muslim. demolish all non-Muslim architecture like temple, church. Like Iran, Pakistan, Bangladesh.
@pulpted99374 жыл бұрын
Omg I even got the name: JOlives 😂
@varun33464 жыл бұрын
@@Woadieee the five people who liked the comment gave a fk
@ujai52714 жыл бұрын
There is one person in that crowd that has no idea of when to clap.
@starfucks84764 жыл бұрын
They liberals bro if you win an argument from a liberal then you are a racist and a nazi
@starfucks84764 жыл бұрын
@SHLUFFY04 must be muslims supporter of pakistan and dont act like you know shit about what's happening in india man don't call us hitler .fuck radical islam.
@berrytrap4 жыл бұрын
@@starfucks8476 Must be lonely constantly searching for arguments with strangers on the internet.
@eltibium44 жыл бұрын
@SHLUFFY04 here is the other side of the story from the Indian who came forth :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZKymIaljddqaqM Please do listen b4 you make up your mind Peace and love the Indian who came 4th
@VUO4E4 жыл бұрын
So you can't imagine being passionate about something ? Have a nice life.
@lonewolfe25022 жыл бұрын
Now BJP have released the culprit of Bilkis Bano case where a muslim woman named Bilkis Bano's entire family was killed, her daughter was murdered by smashing her head infront of her eyes and then she was gang rapped. & One Bjp member said that all culprits were released because those culprits belong to Upper caste and they're sane people. This one incident is enough to know what kind of Person Modi is. Even one of the daughter of 2002 riot's culprit is running in this election this year. That's how low they can get. I, myself is Hindu but we must condemn the horrific act like this no matter whatever the religion. Be it Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Christian or anyone else.
@sachin800 Жыл бұрын
Court released them not government, and they served jail for 20 years. And now what do you want
@lonewolfe2502 Жыл бұрын
@@sachin800 Central government released them. First do your research. Home ministry made committee to for premature release of these culprits where majority of members were linked to BJP and RSS & they agreed to release the rapists and murderes. So don't act like an Andhbhakta infront of me.
@lonewolfe2502 Жыл бұрын
@@sachin800 Also what do you mean that they served 20 years? Do you know their crime? They killed her child & family infront of her. They assaulted and gangraped her, her mother and other women from her family. Imagine if that happens to your mother and someone gives argument like yours. Do you have any idea what she must have gone through? You won't able to see that because you only see that thing from the perspective of religion and not humanity. Otherwise you wouldn't have said such Bull$hit.
@sachin800 Жыл бұрын
@@lonewolfe2502 I am justifying it all I'm saying is there are many criminals have been not only in this case but many like ajmer rape case, 2012 delhi rape case and many more all we need is reforms in criminal laws and quick justice.
@sachin800 Жыл бұрын
@@lonewolfe2502 and please don't act like a andhnamazi infront of me 🐷
@pauljmorton4 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone in the audience next week will have a John Oliver mask.
@TheLionPear4 жыл бұрын
came to say the same lol
@nicbarrax764 жыл бұрын
😂 Exactly what I was thinking! They could do it as a joke on John, like a hidden camera thing. His reaction would probably be amazing!
@EbuCallinav4 жыл бұрын
It would be more of a joke on the audience, considering John Oliver probably has it set up to sell the masks to next week's audience though a "third party."
@roodlespoodles79564 жыл бұрын
If we know anything about how the internet works, I'd give that a 216% chance of happening.
@ewestner4 жыл бұрын
I expected them to have masks by the end of this episode, tbh.
@djericl.washingtondc93804 жыл бұрын
John please talk about Cameroon’s dictator Paul Biya’s heinous crimes against English speaking Cameroonians soon. The world needs to know that what happened in Rwanda is currently happening in Cameroon 🙏
@GAndreC4 жыл бұрын
Is that the one about the Separatists that want to impose English as the primary language in a country of majority french speakers
@Cepesh4 жыл бұрын
This does not fit the Oliver's woke agenda. Sorry man, but those types of news are in today's world only meant for "Nazis". Its best to keep the woke people in the know about "right" information...
@itsoftnumson99304 жыл бұрын
@@GAndreC Cameroon is a bilingual country with problems stemming from its colonial past. There are two official languages spoken in Cameroon: French and English. The Minority English region was a former british control territory. No one is fighting to impose English on a people. The fighting is about marginalization of the minority English by the majority french.
@ShmooyShmoo4 жыл бұрын
This is propaganda entertainment, not news.
@aspookyfox4 жыл бұрын
Shoal Nervo are you saying systemic oppression is not newsworthy? Maybe you speak from a position of privilege
@kobyhaigerty31574 жыл бұрын
"Break my fingers, you brooding mountain" is maybe the strangest and simultaneously most sexually charged statement that has ever pushed its way past Jon's lips.
@McDonaldsCalifornia4 жыл бұрын
You know what else Jon wants to be pushed past his lips right.
@WeaponOfMyDestructio4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it's from a game of thrones fanfic
@p.ellet.13144 жыл бұрын
@@highfire he's basically saying that Adam Driver is such an insanely handsome man that he could do ANYTHING, and still be sexy.
@p.ellet.13144 жыл бұрын
@@highfire it's from nowhere. That's british humour, a bit random and absurd at times. It's no quote or reference.
@kobyhaigerty31574 жыл бұрын
@@highfire The joke is also definitely heavily suggestive of Jon getting turned on by extreme masochism
@EvilChicken25 Жыл бұрын
It’s interesting looking back at this, knowing that COVID-19 was about to hit the world hard. Since finally getting around to seeing RRR, I have been on a self-educating research journey about India, which brought me back to this video. While I am still looking around at more information about the Hindu and Muslim caste systems, as well as these protests, I just have to say…..wow have I been ignorant of so much. I have only scratched the surface, and am already floored by the amount of history I’ve been completely blind to. Keep yourself open to new ideas and be willing to do research, folks. Because you’ll be astonished what you find.
@NorthernlionLP Жыл бұрын
RRR, while being an absolutely spectacle of a movie, has its own flaws. Especially with their casteist depiction of the 'sophisticated' Ram and the 'savage' Bheema.
@shaikhalvee10 ай бұрын
Muslims don't have caste systems.
@nabhinayyam9 ай бұрын
🤣@@shaikhalvee How many divisions do you want me to count? Sunnis, Shias, Bohras, Pashmandas, Ashraf, Ajlaf, Arjals, .... Pashmandas are treated worse. Sunnis don't like anybody else...anything else? Hindu caste was made up by Western invaders because they like to arrange everything nicely and stacked up in hierarchy. What is referred to caste system was a flat system categorized into different professions. Different professions had different dietary needs, that's all. Even in terror groups, western people need a chief b maker, #1 got killed, #2 got killed. Think, read, read, read and Think again.
@shaikhalvee9 ай бұрын
@@nabhinayyamthese are not caste systems. Just different views. Hindu caste system were not created by western invaders. Please read Gita carefully.
@Raktim7098 ай бұрын
@@shaikhalvee where in gita they talk about caste diffrentiation on the basis of birth not by ability
@circlepie51434 жыл бұрын
When something is banned in India, we indians like to watch it more *Thanx for 667 likes **Thanx for 762 likes
@noufala85024 жыл бұрын
Yes
@manjeshrathore76134 жыл бұрын
Yes 😆😆
@agudam4 жыл бұрын
Like porn? 👀
@anpanman00004 жыл бұрын
@@agudam only child porn is banned
@pritiwala21784 жыл бұрын
Right
@wasymatic41554 жыл бұрын
"temporary symbol of hate" wonderfully said!
@atomdesignlab9554 жыл бұрын
Yea
@turnipman78204 жыл бұрын
I love it when the translation people talk in a monotone and the real people saying the things are obviously enraged
@CN-vv6wm4 жыл бұрын
He talks in a monotone because he doesn't know what he is talking about and is busy reading the script off of a prompter ....... here's a bit of reality for you if you'd like to know the truth of the indian situation and why Modi won a landslide victory in the largest democratic country of 1 billion people: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioatiXuJrJd4aZo
@himanshpandey63804 жыл бұрын
@@CN-vv6wm That video you shared is just full of bullshit, and I can't even begin to describe how stupid and untruthful it is. And this is coming from an Indian watching the situation LIVE here in Delhi. We have the worst economy in 40 years, and so much communal venom spewed on us from these politicians each and everyday. Modi not only played a major role in 2002 riots, but also in the Delhi riots right now.
@Moviemaniac004 жыл бұрын
@@himanshpandey6380 For once, plz have some dignity and stop spreading lies about our p.m in such a sameful way. We both know delhi riots was a well planned riot by so called 'peaceloving minorities' of india just to defame modi in the international media. And thnx to some assholes like u, they succeed. I agree with u on economy front, he has been a disaster for our country but that doesn't mean u r going to blame him for any shit that's happening wrong here. I too live in delhi and that too in bhajanpura, the most effected place of the riot. U hav no idea brother, the horrors we faced for 3 consecutive days.... And yes, the rioters who burnt the ground floor of my apartment were surely not of 'bjp/rss'
@Moviemaniac004 жыл бұрын
@@himanshpandey6380 few days back, i also criticized modi for bringing this type of discriminatory act, torturing minorities but after seeing the horror show of communal extrimism live for three days, YES i totely think they deserve a p.m like modi. If india is a secular state, it's for everyone not just for one particular section. U can't just go out on rampage killing and burning people in the name of religion taking motivation from middle east.
@VirRawlley4 жыл бұрын
@@himanshpandey6380 Migrate to a Sharia country. You know bugger-all about Islam, don't just be a hollow bleeding heart !
@random1876 ай бұрын
who are watching today after indian election result
@nikhilshetty0074 жыл бұрын
This Feb 24th episode is missing from Hotstar India. #censorship101.
@thinhvo38934 жыл бұрын
@ШИРИШ रमैया except they have no authority on KZbin
@boonslang66894 жыл бұрын
@ШИРИШ रमैया Hotstar is nothing in front of You tube. Choti machli fnsti hai, badi nhi. You try to block you tube, you are done.
@thinhvo38934 жыл бұрын
@ШИРИШ रमैया They dont. Disney just appeased them
@thinhvo38934 жыл бұрын
@ШИРИШ रमैया Because they are deliberately blocking criticisms or information that make them look bad?
@thinhvo38934 жыл бұрын
@ШИРИШ रमैया It is still censorship the same. You are blocking information. Just because chinese can use Nord VPN to circumvent Chinese ban doesnt mesn it is not censorship. The reality India still a democracy with a right wing as it leader so they still need to show themselves as none authoritarian nation while still conduct authoritarian act. Shutting down youtube is a very clear example of that something they try to avoid. It better if they pressure other bussiness to do it.
@sohail52814 жыл бұрын
But everyone seems to forget that that DOUGH WITH WHICH GOD MADE US WAS THE SAME '. 😌
@chess.tips474 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up you created by from your mom dad
@sarrahysf4 жыл бұрын
Yes but modi's a doughnut
@hallucinogens-monisj4 жыл бұрын
@@chess.tips47 IT cell ke suwwar
@Ariemius4 жыл бұрын
@@chess.tips47 man idk my mom could be the dough for a bunch of people
@chess.tips474 жыл бұрын
@@hallucinogens-monisj nobody give fuck you are stupid ass dump who follow anybody blindly without logic
@wajahatshabir46254 жыл бұрын
Believe me, had such kind of show done by Indian media. He would have been labeled anti national and RSS goons would have hurt him.
@mangeshkumar19014 жыл бұрын
Watch NDTV, dhruv rathi,quint, RAVISH KUMAR you will find what are you searching for
@mangeshkumar19014 жыл бұрын
@Myth Buster how can say you yogi adityanath speech was faked up ?
@sheldonfernandes35884 жыл бұрын
@@mangeshkumar1901 they don't do personal attacks like the one's done in this video. They do subtle criticism.
@ATitlestatus4 жыл бұрын
@Myth Buster you won't accept this bcoz you are a "gobar andh bhakt".
@rifmalik69264 жыл бұрын
Ok. So what was the purpose again???? When trump just got presidentship, he went to Saudi Arabia and made trade deals and discussed issues. Now that he's gonna be kicked off soon, he visits India, doesn't bring any trade deal and no discussion on major issues. Just visits taj mahal and has a dinner. Wow. Good first visit, also last!
@pratiush10006 ай бұрын
watching it 4 years later when Modi couldn't secure majority in the general elections.
@abhimanyunath20015 ай бұрын
😅😅😅 It's good to have celebrations even after defeat
@arkasubhroc24 жыл бұрын
WE DID IT BOIS. WE GOT THE OWL MAN TO COVER OUR SHITSHOW.
@glokta14 жыл бұрын
LMAO right. About time
@GreebusBleeb4 жыл бұрын
Owl man is such a good name for him
@Lucares4 жыл бұрын
😂 that's the spirit
@Palestine4Ever1694 жыл бұрын
Dhanunjay Venigandla Here comes modi angry pajeets lol
@suyash56084 жыл бұрын
@@Palestine4Ever169 what's Pajeet?
@prajyotchinchane60934 жыл бұрын
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver officially streams on a site called Hotstar in India and this episode has been blocked on that site.
@BvousBrainSystems4 жыл бұрын
"I work during the day and think about my future at night" Me too, indian construction worker. Me too.
@vineetreddy40814 жыл бұрын
Tho... he is only getting paid by media to tell such a things....pls donot believe what they told....
@AskCHIRAG184 жыл бұрын
@@ployide763 So much for the freedom of speech.
@apurvashanker4 жыл бұрын
@@AskCHIRAG18 Ironic you're calling him out for violating Vineet's freedom of speech, while he accuses Oliver's freedom of speech to be fake and paid 🤣🤣
@majimakiriyu48724 жыл бұрын
@@apurvashanker Super Reply
@AskCHIRAG184 жыл бұрын
@@apurvashanker I didn't say him to stop, but asked him to put some good reason besides paid propaganda.
@rickyzack40562 жыл бұрын
I still can't recover from the fact that I am just another well baked dough
@empvaibhav97994 жыл бұрын
Inshort brought me here, after news of hotstar removed this episode
@mahmood70934 жыл бұрын
Same here bro..
@mahmood70934 жыл бұрын
By the way.. I'm just curious to ask something.. I see you're a hindu.. but do you support our PM? I haven't met a single person from your community who doesn't support him. Just asking. Don't feel offended, please.
@somethingdifferent10044 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@subitnath87514 жыл бұрын
@@mahmood7093 where are you from ?
@svxtras4 жыл бұрын
@@mahmood7093 We support whoever is right. We believe in unity unlike BJP!
@tomsid27994 жыл бұрын
"the best thing to make sure that everyone read it was ban it."-Hermione Granger on Ubridge banning quibbler.
@2gay4u4 жыл бұрын
Imagine unironically quoting from a children's novel 🤣
@brinnflores35014 жыл бұрын
@@2gay4u God forbid someone quotes something that inspires them
@2gay4u4 жыл бұрын
@@brinnflores3501 lmao you seriously get inspired by a series of books written by an obnoxious woman 🤣
@HPWPAO4 жыл бұрын
@@2gay4u Imagine being this pretentious and deriding the most successful book published in the last century. Furthermore who are you to judge someone who gets inspired by tales of magic and friendship? Its better than being a grump wishing only to bring others down. Im sorry you have such a life that has led you to this point. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.
@2gay4u4 жыл бұрын
@@HPWPAO keep coping and consooming
@BLK_MN4 жыл бұрын
I won't take the Hitler endorsement out of context, however, I will liberally use that overtly kinky phrase all over the internet. "Step on my throat Adam Driver, you rudely large man. Break my fingers, you brooding mountain." - John Oliver
@muskyoxes4 жыл бұрын
And that's not the least bit out of context
@An_Ian4 жыл бұрын
@@muskyoxes Dose in need any?
@cheeseballgooberpants35914 жыл бұрын
....where’s my homing launcher
@starrydustbunnies6 ай бұрын
brilliant piece, but it was a mistake to watch it over breakfast. now, with modi's re-election, it would be a great topic to revisit!
@MonteCreations4 жыл бұрын
Oliver: "Trump likes this person" Me: *sigh* "Ok, what's wrong with them?"
@apurv7114 жыл бұрын
MonteCreations there are plenty of things wrong with this person. 18 minutes can never cover his sins. - non Muslim Indian
@maryamzafar25334 жыл бұрын
@@apurv711 thanks for your support brother, means a lot to us
@tangerine89124 жыл бұрын
@@maryamzafar2533All sensible empathetic non-muslims are with you. This too shall pass.
@MonteCreations4 жыл бұрын
@@apurv711 It didn't even take 18 minutes for me to become thoroughly disgusted with him
@siddhurathore18104 жыл бұрын
or john oliver be like since Trump likes this person I'll find some dirt on this guy
@asnashaikh67254 жыл бұрын
Does John Oliver know he is trending In India!!
@Pranavntespam4 жыл бұрын
Obviously. He talking about India and India is the largest KZbin Audience.
@ravindrathakkar12344 жыл бұрын
I ❤ Modi. Let these people rant. Modi is God's gift.
@hk-tq3ry4 жыл бұрын
Yes..... And he doesn't know that Indians love modi
@travel_with_shivam4 жыл бұрын
@@ravindrathakkar1234 elephant ka guu hai modi
@MriPhoney4 жыл бұрын
@@hk-tq3ry The more hateful Indians love Modi.
@advamaanahmad4 жыл бұрын
This show only available on youtube in india *sigh*
@priyadsilva45824 жыл бұрын
Thankfully it's available on KZbin that's freely accessible to all.
@fisthackeazi19164 жыл бұрын
So.. islamic terrorism is a fact.. crackdown on Islamic terrorism and Jihad is bigotry.. CAA/NPR/ targets only illegal migrant ... my fellow Indians, unless we unite, secularism will be a distant dream and India will end up like Syria, Lebanon.. let's see how much free speech will be appreciated
@AkashSingh-fs4gx4 жыл бұрын
@@fisthackeazi1916 what happened in Delhi was state sanctioned terrorism against muslims. you don't care about secularism. you don't care about the nation.
@fisthackeazi19164 жыл бұрын
@@AkashSingh-fs4gx you mean sanctioned action against anti-nationals.. All for it.. Why is it Muslims always feel persucted? Be it Syria, Lebanon, UK, Turkey.. Always play the victim card? World's largest immigrants.. So called Liberals should just read and understand..
@advamaanahmad4 жыл бұрын
@@fisthackeazi1916 arre kehna kya chahte ho ?
@HIMANSHU-jv3zp6 ай бұрын
I want a second part ASAP.
@mellow92994 жыл бұрын
History repeats itself, And the world is going through a sense of nationalism all over in every almost every country. And it mainly seems the older generation
@devaditya104 жыл бұрын
True that. The younger generation do believe in secularism, much more than their older counterparts.
@stuartphilkill4164 жыл бұрын
Arid you’re describing patriotism.
@kerriekupar64664 жыл бұрын
@Arid What does threats from Pakistan have to do with Indian Muslims.
@Gray9634 жыл бұрын
@Arid History has proven that nationalism is never the answer. Whatever you gain... the cost is far greater. Many nations have been in India's position, and all who followed the same path only found terror, ruin, war and oppression. Don't get me wrong. This is America's fault that India is backed into this corner, but don't sacrifice your young like a wild animal in panic. Nobody NEEDS nationalism, you can rally behind far-FAR greater causes.
@suryamallya29334 жыл бұрын
Nope us younger generation also thinks the same
@camrynwright804 жыл бұрын
India- PATRIOT ACT THEME INTENSIFIES
@ashman88914 жыл бұрын
more like the patriot act xtreme edition
@DavidMFBowie4 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@lemonielala30804 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same, where is Hasan?! 😂😂😂
@astrowolvez4 жыл бұрын
@@lemonielala3080 dude if he showed up that would have been so fucking awesome.
@ChiSbaObePcheH114 жыл бұрын
"Step on my throat, Adam Driver, you rudely large man" I have a feeling there's at least one young Adam Driver stan working in the LWT office
@ansarikashif7 Жыл бұрын
Time to revisit this 3 year old classic and very well researched episode by @iamjohnoliver Hats off to you @iamjohnoliver What a way to end the episode: Because India home to this enduring symbol of love frankly deserves a lot more than this temporary symbol of hate.
@myfirstnamemylastname13954 жыл бұрын
So... Someone is winning another Emmy this year.
@aaryan80854 жыл бұрын
@Otto von Bismarck everyone says orange man is bad tbh
@wisetrollman4 жыл бұрын
Otto von Bismarck you are not very smart are you
@myfirstnamemylastname13954 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck. I forgot. Presidential campaign time so everybody loses their over simple comments.
@LouDyr12024 жыл бұрын
Otto von Bismarck you aren’t the smartest guy on earth buddy.
@Ak-yg7mi4 жыл бұрын
for fake news?
@lucifer3244 жыл бұрын
Well, being an Indian, I would say brilliantly summed up
@lucifer3244 жыл бұрын
Pretty much dude. Honestly it's quite sad to see an outsider representing our country's problem(finally!) when the media houses who were supposed to do it have been sold out.
@amanjeet41534 жыл бұрын
Yeah he represented our true feelings 👍
@jc.11914 жыл бұрын
@@lucifer324 👍
@zees96694 жыл бұрын
Nelson Mandela said, *Destruction of a any Nation does not require use of Atomic bombs or the use of Long range missiles. But it requires lowering the quality of Education and allowing cheating in the exams by the students.* The patient dies in the hands of the doctor who passed his exams through cheating. And the buildings collapse in the hands of an engineer who passed his exams through cheating. And the money is lost in the hands of an accountant who passed his exams through cheating. And humanity dies in the hands of a religious scholar who passed his exams through cheating. And justice is lost in the hands of a judge who passed his exams through cheating. And ignorance is rampant in the minds of children who are under the care of a teacher who passed exams through cheating. The collapse of education is the collapse of the Nation. Moreover, Shoddy laws are made by the politician who passed exams through cheating. Half or unverified information is given by the journalist who passed exams through cheating. Unjustifiable/unpatriotic actions are supported by citizens who passed exams through cheating. Substandard works are done by the public/civil servant who passed exams through cheating. Half/subjective analysis is given by civil society organizations whose leaders passed exams through cheating. Uninspiring leadership is given by the leader who passed exams through cheating. Opportunities and rights are lost when someone is granted any kind of reservation even if they are economically viable. *Legitimacy is lost when all of the above are born of the women who are cheating their husbands.* *Indeed, the collapse of Education is the collapse of the Nation.*
@desidugu4 жыл бұрын
Who's responsible for that. Maybe people who think all the knowledge of the world exists in their one and only holy book and they don't need to learn anything else? Strike a bell perhaps?
@zees96694 жыл бұрын
@@desidugu I don't know if they consider it as holy or not, but they have already started to change all the primary & secondary education in India according to their 'holy book', as you say, to brainwash innocent minds to fill hatred. History is being rewritten to present propaganda as facts. They don't realise that propaganda is an art of lying, which often deceives its supporters more rather than the opponents. Its so sad.
@somedude33494 жыл бұрын
Best comment in the section
@democraticindian67724 жыл бұрын
Zee S Not just secularism....they suppressed Socialy backward poor people known as Shedule cast schedule tibe and OBC Also Destroy thier Rights