Kindergarten - Deaths Compilation

With the release of Kindergarten 2 fast approaching, let's look over all the iconic ways our infant protagonist was gruesomely killed on the eternally repeating Monday.
These were all the death scenes I could find throughout all of the different storylines. If I've missed any - please do comment below.
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[@theeeveelutionist6629]

I love how 90% of the deaths were from the principal

[@oceanman7176]

Luna Galaxy please don’t

[@oceanman7176]

Luna Galaxy I do not

[@gaymer2574]

and the other 10% was the janitor

[@theeeveelutionist6629]

But Nugget knows where Billy is.

[@theeeveelutionist6629]

Yep

[@lohcheeyong9490]

You forgot these death scenes: Before School: "Call for teacher" but you still die when fighting Buggs after he takes your money because you forgot to talk to the teacher or you said "No way" to the teacher Morning Time: When playing house with Cindy, say "I don't want to play anymore." instead of "I told you I'm FINE!" or "Is that a breathalyzer?", then say "Get out of the way." Morning Time: Do not show the hall pass / bathroom pass to the hall monitor Morning Time: After saying "Lily is my girlfriend" and find the secret hatch in the principal's office, get killed by the principal's device Lunch: Create a distraction then try to leave the classroom and get killed by another principal's device instead of stabbing the teacher Secret Lab: Press the buttons in the wrong order - get killed by the monster (from tank 3 instead of tank 1) Recess: Show the dog corpse when Cindy is around Recess: Throw the knife into the Nugget Cave without giving the Nugget of friendship to Nugget Recess: Don't place the principal's device behind the janitor and tell Monty that you done what he says when you actually didn't.

[@harley898]

The last one I'm a bit confused

[@MogAnarchy]

@@harley898 presumably go to the statue, get the prompt to place it but don't. Then tell Monty you did.

[@harley898]

Will it kill janitor?

[@harley898]

@@Megizo oh I thought you meant put I behind janitor it kills janitor

[@MogAnarchy]

Thank you dear. Though it does sound like a lot of these are repeated animation 's or situations only achieved through different dialogue options. I'll have a think about making an updated one...

[@koallante]

Principal: you stole your teachers phone? Kid: Apparently 😂

[@shermalouie9936]

I KNOW WHERE BILLY IS

[@Idkwhatiam]

*Gets shoot with a magnum*

[@deltawarrior2323]

*slowly looks at camera*

[@johnbridges6985]

@@Idkwhatiam magnum is from Halo 5: Guardians stupid

[@bnuny2608]

*laugh track plays*

[@skksatsjjs8921]

Uhh... You breathe and you died? wth is this game

[@oceanman7176]

Kindergarten.

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

This game is called Kindergarten you play as a 5 year old boy and you need to go through all sorts of adventures with your Classmates altough the adventures are filled with Danger,Drugs,Violence and Terror anything could happen but the question is? Can you get out of the messy situations you can get yourself in

[@skksatsjjs8921]

@@velimirmisanovic8647 okay thx man

[@skksatsjjs8921]

@@oceanman7176 thx

[@daridon2483]

@@skksatsjjs8921 In this game everyone has a dark side and if you mess with it without the proper tools you are instanly dead.

[@just_l846]

Teacher : what do you have for show and tell ? Kid : a pack of cigarettes

[@TDIdialgagirl]

5 year old: [Brutally beaten to death] Faculty: Y'all hear somethin'?

[@colm1983]

13:00 Lemme see what you have. A knife! NOOOOO!!!

[@jiro2953]

Wait but didn’t to teacher want all the kids dead ._.

[@ummmv6801]

S

[@bruh.9835]

ummm :v ummmm

[@Od1nM]

"Cindy has a knife" Teacher: it doesn't matter

[@foxnamedtoast7284]

*Just imagine you’re that kid at school and you’re first day turns into you’re last*

[@ReddFiveOhOh]

“Don’t blend Billy.” Lives rent-free in my head

[@splitz12755]

Wait..... Cindy has a knife (Shown at show and tell when you show Cindy's dog) but isnt sent to the principal for it. But when YOU show a knife for show and tell, YOU get sent to the principal, WHAT IS THIS FLIPPING KINDERGARTEN. Me: SICK, AND I *LOVE* IT

[@Od1nM]

Idk

[@sauce4279]

You know, Most of the deaths in show and tell could have been prevented by saying "I found it".

[@onionbrotm570]

The main character is a 5 five year old what can you expect

[@onionbrotm570]

@@sauce4279 you know the world is fucked up when 5 year olds commit murder

[@sauce4279]

@FiveNights Guy it's good that your afraid, because it means you understand the danger your in. (He then proceeds to take out a pistol and shoot you.)

[@sauce4279]

@FiveNights Guy Water.

[@sauce4279]

@FiveNights Guy uhh????? Dude, nobody is worthless, aight? What your going through now is a bump in the road. Just hang in there, and you'll get through this.

[@choconutter7563]

17 minutes of Child Murder

[@MogAnarchy]

These were all the death scenes I could find throughout all of the different storylines. If I've missed any - please do comment below. Wondering how I got a certain scenario to happen, or want more information - just ask me! And I also made one for Kindergarten 2! XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGjLlJ6bYrx4h7s

[@choochoo1264]

what happens when you kill the principal with the monster without reverse mutating billy

[@matsthecat3401]

@@choochoo1264 billy dies

[@matsthecat3401]

@@choochoo1264 and you lose

[@pikax8293]

Keller Holder the game is in a Time paradox it’s always Monday the sequel is always Tuesday so there is no complaints because everyone is effected except for the kid your playing as

[@enslavedmoist1257]

Someone needs to make a It's a Hard knock life meme out of this

[@CrazyNaturekitty]

Kill count Buggs: 4 (10.26%) Janitor: 6 (15.39%) Principal: 16 (41.03%) Cindy: 2 (5.13%) Nugget: 5 (12.82%) Ms Applegate: 1 (2.56%) Monster: 1 (2.56%) Player: 4 (Billy & Own Stupidness) (10.26%) I will say that this only includes the stuff in this video so there might be more, as well as it doesn't include students killing each other (like Nugget poisoning bugs) so in reality, there could be more.

[@Rando_mIndividual]

If you wanna get into some Dead Meat stuff, on the pi chart, it’d be: 15 deaths by guys 3 deaths by girls And then 5 deaths from unknown genders (being the monster death and the death by players) This would make a nice blueberry pie with a pink and grey slice to it

[@CrazyNaturekitty]

@@ItsLeBridge He's nugget, he does what he wants.

[@protagonist3739]

I need a break from all these deaths

[@mcbowser]

*Never go to public school.* Win at life.

[@Lewy58]

9:46 thats a lot of stuff

[@lathanverstrepen5756]

You can die by dumping the knife into the nuggetcave without getting a nugget off friendship

[@dewolf123]

I've looked for this kind of vid, you have saved me from time wasting.

[@Kittygamerz]

14:46 Minecraft powers activate

[@Tizzzzzz]

*You hitted the ground too hard*

[@AquaHeart]

Very informative, thank you!

[@chual1978]

this is not kindergarten, this is killing garten

[@lucutes2936]

Getting killed while happy music is playing, brilliant.

[@buffalobuffalobuffalobuffalo]

It really says a lot about games now that a game called kindergarten has a death montage 17 minutes long

[@AmeliaRosalinaTheHedgehog]

This is amazing

[@MogAnarchy]

It was fun to make - I'm currently editing a video of all the different reactions to all of the different show and tell items too. :)

[@Ramonster06]

All deaths 666 likes Coincidence? I hope so. Edit: The curse has been lifted

[@tommybakes5972]

Protagonist: *goes in the toilet with lily* Principal: *kills him infront of lily* Lily: I don't care

[@francescocremante3691]

DEATHS 0:10 BUGGS 0:29 JANITOR 0:43 BUGGS 1:12 PRINCIPAL 1:39 PRINCIPAL 2:09 PRINCIPAL 2:43 PRINCIPAL 3:06 CINDY 3:32 JANITOR 4:09 JANITOR 4:44 PRINCIPAL 5:02 JANITOR 5:37 JANITOR 5:55 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB (activated BY nugget) 6:08 POISONED BY NUGGET 6:40 POISONED BY APPLEGADE 6:56 PRINCIPAL 7:16 PRINCIPAL 7:44 PRINCIPAL 7:59 THE CREATURE 8:19 PRINCIPAL 9:31 PRINCIPAL 9:52 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB 10:17 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB (activated by nugget) 10:45 CINDY 11:19 BUGGS 11:45 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB 12:03 PRINCIPAL 12:44 PRINCIPAL 13:20 PRINCIPAL 13:57 PRINCIPAL 14:29 PRINCIPAL 14:46 JUMP IN TO NUGGET CAVE 15:15 FAIL DUCKS RIDDLE 15:40 JANITOR 16:00 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB (Activated BY nugget) 16:29 PRINCIPAL 16:45 BUGGS

[@miquimiki]

12:52 be like: Ms. Applegate: Let me see what you have! Kid: A KNIFE! Applegate: NO!

[@amanialghamdi3276]

99% of death causes are by getting shot by the principal 😂😂

[@snowxd9190]

13:02 Miss Applegate: What is that? OH NO NO NO!! You're not mean't to have knives! Also Cindy: *has knives and doesn't get told off*

[@fabianaarevalo8386]

I love the fact that the Principal Is just mad because he wanna teach you the superiority of the guns over the knives 😂😂😂 Sorry my english, I'm spanish speaker

[@HBlex]

40% of deaths: because of the director 35% of deaths: due to the janitor 20% of kills: show and tell 5% others.

[@randomcrispy]

MC: +Breaths+ Game: *So you have chosen, death?*

[@EggMaster421]

(insert dark souls dead sound)

[@femmemachete]

2:08 Sorry pal, wrong school.

[@protaginkindergarden7571]

Ouch. Edit:Oh my god guys I JUST got why the janitor said that it's required by law for kids to stay one mop length away from him.WOW im an idiot.

[@gamerkid3950]

No children were harmed in the making of this video.

[@kippy-kt7wv]

Show and tell in a nutshell

[@MogAnarchy]

I'm currently editing a compilation of all the show and tell items too. :)

[@thucphamquangdanh]

Player: my mommy said to not take illegal substances at school Principal: *go cry to mommy when you can*

[@RubyPiec]

How people kill you: Janitor - Stabs you with his mop Principal - Shoots you with his gun Teacher - ? Lily - Knife Nugget - Explosions? Buggs - Bumping his head into you

[@chuck_is_dead_vay_aq]

It's Cindy Not Lily

[@onionbrotm570]

@@chuck_is_dead_vay_aq ha shame on you Chuck Noris never dies

[@RylanPlaysGames-2]

When the janitor says nobody is allowed in the janitor's closet except the God damn janitor, I laughed so hard.

[@jennypickle]

Can you do this for Kindergarten 2?

[@MogAnarchy]

I'm planning to dear, once I've replayed it a couple more times and have learned as many deaths as I can. After all, I missed a few out in this one. :/

[@cooldog8580]

Kindergarten 2 actually has some pretty odd deaths. Also you can get killed by a gun, but not from the principal, and not a normal gun

[@TabbyGa_]

@@cooldog8580 from big brain energy?

[@thegalaxygamer1755]

Yes from the Big brain energy

[@stensonseoh1439]

@@cooldog8580 killed by Dr danner's laser gun

[@timwilcox5158]

i think the principal is a bit too much gun happy.

[@MogAnarchy]

He really is. The principal of the school in Kindergarten 2 reminds me a lot of Dolores Umbridge lmao - I wonder what her dark secret is? JULY 30TH! XD

[@harley898]

Or trigger happy

[@ashleythecat9194]

Don't worry, it was only 16 times

[@plaguebringer7865]

Nah he just played with nerf guns a lot back then

[@gnomechompski3111]

I love how it just said Billy died

[@Matthew-0619]

I didn't know Cindy had a knife!

[@Matthew-0619]

Ty for heart

[@zhe6th215]

There are two deth at lunch with teacher 1 make distraction while devise in your pocket 2 try to leave classroom after making distraction

[@mauroanimation]

instead of killing, he will go detention

[@robertopais9002]

Creeper? 4:36

[@ollepac4599]

so we back in the mine

[@HoodJesse69]

Aw man

[@ryantheclown9243]

I knew someone was gonna do this I just-

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Everyone says Creeper,Aw man but no one says Creeper,Whats up man

[@Sir_Slice]

When will this awful meme die?

[@friskdacatarchival]

Famous last words: "You're gonna kill me?"

[@just_l846]

Now do it again with kindergarten 2

[@MogAnarchy]

Working on it :P

[@onionbrotm570]

@@MogAnarchy its gonna take you a lot longer kindergarden 2 has a lot of deaths

[@MogAnarchy]

@@onionbrotm570 I *think* I've found the majority of them...

[@damnmoment3429]

OH GOD PLEASE NO

[@Thecheesegamer110]

12:02 it makes no sense when you got blood on you and you get shot but it just dissapears.

[@lovelystrawby]

So you can't carry a knife around but the janitor can carry a bloody mop around?

[@KnottyOstrich]

.the sound of being impaled by bug's foot or the janitors mop

[@TheBlazinJedi]

If u can, do the deaths for kindergarten 2!

[@freakinoutwolf6405]

Me: Looks at a grain of sand Principal: "Magnum time"

[@thestoryofandrew6446]

my favorite death is jumping into the Nugget cave

[@krustygureum]

1:49 I mean… you go. The funny thing is NO ONE would do anything close to this irl even if the person admitted to it, they’d just give them a slap on the wrist lol

[@francescocremante3691]

DEATHS RANKS: PRINCIPAL:16 JANITOR:6 BUGGS:4 NUGGET:4 CINDY:2 PRINCIPAL'S BOMB:2 APPLEGADE:1 OTHERS:3 TOTAL=38

[@rake6993]

Never ask to the owner of game how they maked gun sound

[@speedude0164]

I wish I could go back to the WTF moment that was my first time witnessing Buggs beat the player to death. I am going to hell

[@bagel4943]

Everybody gangsta till the principal pulls out the pistol

[@n1ghtl1ght88]

True 😂

[@bagel4943]

Pistipal

[@n1ghtl1ght88]

Also Everybody gangsta till the janitor pulls out his mop

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

@@n1ghtl1ght88 everybody Gangsta till nugget screams I know where Billy is

[@n1ghtl1ght88]

@@velimirmisanovic8647 *hears beeping* Oh no...

[@eldritchskye2608]

Now for the 2nd game!

[@MogAnarchy]

Working on it :P

[@sIeepy__]

When anybody is around the death *That’s normal.*

[@jack0pumpkinn141]

12:49 Drugs are bad mkay South Park reference

[@braylonroberson1035]

When you take knife out of your pocket kid:ow my hand Teacher:what is that OH NO NO NO

[@dannydanggang1675]

Now we wait for 2 to be public

[@MogAnarchy]

Working on it :P

[@bluboid5616]

This is a bloody kindergarden

[@simplymesushi]

You forgot a death; Buggs story, drop the knife I nuggets hole without his permission and friendship nugget, get pushed in by Nugget.

[@thinkingblobbo5754]

-im glad im not in kindergarten anymore-

[@navyblued]

Warning this chid died many times in this video

[@AnOptimisticNihilist]

Don't blend Billy.

[@ryantheclown9243]

Scariest part tbh

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Its a real sad part because not only did Lily trust a psycho but shes also gonna die and no one will probably ever remember them

[@Nugget-fy7ty]

Good times

[@ultramega1245]

How many times is that fucking janitor going to kill me.

[@XDrang93]

Not as much as The Principal, if that's what you're asking.

[@teamhuski8009]

Guys, i think nugget knows where billy is. Just a theory

[@grub9111]

You died. Sometimes honesty is the best policy. *_-well clearly not now so-_*

[@Sir_Slice]

I have no idea what this game us even about and judging by this video, I may not even want to know

[@DylanPristine]

principal was the imposter

[@remynogueira8649]

Can you please either make a part 2 or update this video and add the deaths that weren’t included in the video

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

The Meme King101 I don’t think that video would be that long. Maybe in the k2 video he’ll show some he missed.

[@MogAnarchy]

@@gotoveritlmao8202 that's a better idea actually. Though to be fair I've only missed out one MAJOR one, which is the NUGGET SAID NO event. The others are all the same animation or situation just achieved with a different dialogue option.

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

MogAnarchy NUGGET SAID NO *throws a child into a hole*

[@Andrei_2011]

13:11 I swear if you bought a gun the principal would do nothing to you. 15:40 why does Jerome not fall over?

[@kawaiifun2264]

*What Happens When You Take A Pill?*

[@MogAnarchy]

You get given it as an item, which you can then use to distract your teacher or sell to Monty the merchant kid. :)

[@GlitchedPhi]

11:39 is the distraction device death. What would happen if the explosive device is underneath one of the front table and you show the distraction device?

[@MogAnarchy]

I don't think it's possible - as you have to use the device or else you're forced to eat the poisoned Silly Meal.

[@GlitchedPhi]

@@MogAnarchy I have a possible, simple solution: don't have lunch with the teacher.

[@MogAnarchy]

@@GlitchedPhi aha, of course. :)

[@GlitchedPhi]

@@MogAnarchy your welcome. Let just hope Buggs don't mind that you didn't have lunch with the teacher... Seriously, I don't know.

[@ikiya1]

I love the part where he dies

[@BiskettiA]

11:13 I still couldn't get rid of buggs

[@transam33o]

so the principal is saying he raped him and he also says to know what rape is he 'needs to be much older'?

[@ThatRandomGamer_Main]

At least it's better that going to school.

[@RemyRatrigue]

12:01 "Don't move children I'll save you!" *Pulls out Gun and Shoots* LOL 6:24 and this is pretty messed up

[@oofoof4875]

kindergarten 2's art style is very simple compared to kindargarten's art style

[@Str1pe0ne]

9:43 That is a lot...

[@jonaslima1634]

💀 RIP

[@idontgiveaduck2834]

I like how this is 17 minuets long

[@jackjackd2201]

There a problem with that?

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

@@jackjackd2201 They literally said they "LIKED" that its 17 minutes long can you read?

[@jackjackd2201]

Velimir Mišanović yes I can, it could’ve been meant in a different way

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

@@jackjackd2201 How exactly can "Like" Be meant in a bad way?

[@jackjackd2201]

Velimir Mišanović in a way that I think could be sarcastic if they put an emoji then you’d maybe understand ‘I like how this is 17 minutes long. 😑’ that would be how it could be meant in a bad way, even without the emojis. If I said I like how this vid has 11 ads( it doesn’t just example) you wouldn’t think I’d like it

[@skyvwootgaming3442]

7:52 oh lord nah

[@joeypoland2756]

U forgot one death and that is nugget push u down the nugget hole if u don’t have a nugget of friendship and threw the knife in anyway

[@gmodmario30]

3:52 snooPINGAS usual I see?

[@JustRyzlen]

most of the deaths are from teacher,princibal

[@JKKNNNK]

The principle is a serial killer

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Literally everyone in Kindergarten is a serial killer tho

[@Orchaisama]

Bruh I get losing a kiddie fight cause it happens, but your guy just stands there and let's buggs yeet him until death. Like run, he most likely can't catch you

[@cis_mu7916]

Catherine San

[@scarykirby4763]

Whoever made this game is going to burn in hell all the ppl whoever made it because what kind of person would even make a game of kids dying

[@MogAnarchy]

You must be a blast at parties.

[@dewolf123]

@@MogAnarchy What do you mean? In a way can't blame this person seeing how it is very gruesome that a child is literally blown up just for getting a riddle wrong plus being brutalized and paralyzed for life by a sociopathic, murderous old janitor. In honesty you have to admit you're questioning who made this game.

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Ok you guys are just...Read the credits of Kindergarten 2 The creator exhausted himself alot to make these games Oh and BTW He loves making these games people play them and also this game is supposed to be Violent and connected with drugs and stuff and he worked hard to make these games and you guys are telling him to Burn in hell? Are you guys mental or something?

[@dewolf123]

@@velimirmisanovic8647 I never said that bot the OG did I was just implying that the comment made a point and had a reasonable reaction to the game's settings. I on other hand find these funny though but I would understand if someone didn't.

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

@@dewolf123 Ok then

[@pedrison9364]

0:16

[@americanwomo4399]

Me playing kinderga4rden in nutshell