Kindergarten 2 speedruns are very chaotic

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EazySpeezy

EazySpeezy

2 жыл бұрын

Kindergarten 2 is much darker, and more violent than you'd ever think. So of course, I needed to speedrun every single ending in the game. It was beautiful.
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My channel generally focuses on a more casual side of speedruns. With these videos I want to show off cool speedruns, explain how they work, and entertain. Hopefully you enjoy the content and maybe even take up speedrunning yourself, because it is truly a lot of fun!
Kindergarten 2 description (from Steam):
ABOUT THIS GAME
Kindergarten 2 is the long awaited sequel to 2017's Kindergarten! After the events that occurred on Monday, the children have been rezoned to an all new school. Discover all new areas and new characters as you assist the children with their various assignments. Whether it's helping Cindy find a new boyfriend, or helping the janitor with his war on Bob, there's always someone who can be...assisted. Play through the same wonderful Tuesday over and over again, in what has been described as "Groundhog Day with messed up children."
Even More Kindergarten Fun!
Play dodgeball!
Learn how magnets work!
Collect flower samples for a mad scientist!
Steal the spazzy kid's inhaler!
Facilitate a war between custodians!
Help the teacher get her fix!
Aid and abet in a fratricide!
And many other classic kindergarten activites!
A Bigger and Better Kindergarten!
9 new story missions!
Over 15 new environments!
50 collectible Monstermon Cards!
30 unlockable outfits!
#EazySpeezy #Kindergarten #Speedrun #Kindergarten2

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@Rurike
@Rurike 2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who might feel bad for Ted, know theres an alt route where you let Ted know of his brothers plan to kill him and he hires bugs to turn the tables on him, pushing him down the hole he planned to put him down, good ol karma
@aidencalhoun4893
@aidencalhoun4893 2 жыл бұрын
teds brother also got punched my nugget for lying about the nugget factory
@mcrep
@mcrep 2 жыл бұрын
@@aidencalhoun4893 no one is allowed lying about the almighty NUGGET FACTORY
@autocorrect2313
@autocorrect2313 2 жыл бұрын
@@mcrep so good you said it twice
@mcrep
@mcrep 2 жыл бұрын
@@autocorrect2313 wifi problems
@FlameSoulis
@FlameSoulis 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, I was about to say... is that alternative path faster at all?
@pagansbasin6657
@pagansbasin6657 2 жыл бұрын
I remember speed running kindergarten too! My teachers always held me back for subpar runs, took me 13 tries to place 104th in the world
@RandomRakkoon
@RandomRakkoon 2 жыл бұрын
You got 3 bots in 13 min. congratulations? Edit: Huh, i made a comment 8 months ago…
@arcticflames6932
@arcticflames6932 2 жыл бұрын
How in the hell are they 3 bots
@justwhy5162
@justwhy5162 2 жыл бұрын
Three bots?! That pisses me off
@johncarlortiz2672
@johncarlortiz2672 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I tried to Speedrun kindergarten it took me an entire year to finish kindergarten
@pagansbasin6657
@pagansbasin6657 2 жыл бұрын
@@RandomRakkoon thank you?
@edmortis
@edmortis 2 жыл бұрын
janitor bob is the real mvp, his only thoughts after inhaling a bunch of toxic gas are 1. grab axe, and 2. save children
@penelopeshaffer2985
@penelopeshaffer2985 11 ай бұрын
He is the best I agree.
@penelopeshaffer2985
@penelopeshaffer2985 11 ай бұрын
You are welcome for your first reply
@penelopeshaffer2985
@penelopeshaffer2985 11 ай бұрын
I was your 100th like.
@pointingoutidiocy_834
@pointingoutidiocy_834 11 ай бұрын
@@penelopeshaffer2985 nobody cares nor asked this was a year ago you neanderthal
@BugjoeCEO
@BugjoeCEO 10 ай бұрын
REAL
@_antisocialmedia6377
@_antisocialmedia6377 9 ай бұрын
I think it's funny that Penny kills you over the most minor bit of contraband but apparantly "Stopping a child from beating his head against the wall" isn't in her programming
@stonks52
@stonks52 2 жыл бұрын
21:54 “she tells nugget she needs a lock of his hair for dna” nuggets blood literally everywhere within a 2 mile radius:
@twindrill2852
@twindrill2852 2 жыл бұрын
The teacher _was_ off her meds and severely unstable, so I doubt she was able to think straight.
@big_2361
@big_2361 2 жыл бұрын
@@twindrill2852 no one in this game is able to think straight lmfao
@jonathanjoestar6365
@jonathanjoestar6365 Жыл бұрын
Monty said he needed hair
@godzilaa4
@godzilaa4 Жыл бұрын
Technically this is correct, the blood should no longer have traces of the pills chemicals. The hair, on the other hand, would be able to keep traces of them for up to 5 years after use. Iirc, that's how they find out if you've used a drug in the past or not.
@dream_walker9726
@dream_walker9726 Жыл бұрын
@@HeartMaster6 you good man?
@Sephiroth144
@Sephiroth144 2 жыл бұрын
"As you can guess, this is probably gonna be a violent day." So, one of those days that ends with a "Y" in this game...
@mr.boombox5021
@mr.boombox5021 2 жыл бұрын
Come now, not every day. Just Tuesday.
@karachoto
@karachoto 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@maksanimates4456
@maksanimates4456 2 жыл бұрын
Hay Day....
@ferretwithacathat292
@ferretwithacathat292 2 жыл бұрын
Oh hey is sundan! Finally not violent!
@seasonsarecool
@seasonsarecool 2 жыл бұрын
so would halloween technically be the _least_ violent day with this logic?
@lacamorte9931
@lacamorte9931 2 жыл бұрын
7:26 gotta love how felix doesn't shame our little protag when he thought the love letter was from him hahaha
@guntherhasregrets1954
@guntherhasregrets1954 Жыл бұрын
I'm so "spaced out" rn so I can't think at all and can't think of a clever response but I was sad nobody have made a clever response befeor. So I wanted to say "yes I agree with you" but in a clever way but sadly I legit can't think of one right now. Imagine a clever response until someone else makes a clever response edit: that took BRAIN POWER to write like, my brain started to like, not hurt but kind of like, strain itself while I was writing it. idkfigrh big brain
@Crazypotato-zv5rf
@Crazypotato-zv5rf Жыл бұрын
he may be murderous of his brother but hes not a homophobe
@tingledinkle
@tingledinkle Жыл бұрын
@@guntherhasregrets1954 Gunther, do you regret writing that?
@guntherhasregrets1954
@guntherhasregrets1954 Жыл бұрын
@@tingledinkle High off my ass and trying to form a coherent sentence. Yes, I do regret it.
@UltimaGamer4000
@UltimaGamer4000 Жыл бұрын
@@guntherhasregrets1954 see, it's moments like this that make me wonder why anyone does drugs at all
@antarctica0938
@antarctica0938 2 жыл бұрын
Quick thing: Monty actually shot Stevie instead of you on purpose, so he didn't miss.
@amethyphoenix
@amethyphoenix 9 ай бұрын
PLus the fact that he kept calling Ms. Apple*gate* Ms. Applebottom for a good chunk of the video.
@JazzTheLass
@JazzTheLass 8 ай бұрын
​@@amethyphoenixplus he calls dr danner "dr daniter"
@amethyphoenix
@amethyphoenix 8 ай бұрын
@@JazzTheLass he was quite off the mark there, for sure
@santanascott4387
@santanascott4387 2 жыл бұрын
As a kindergarten teacher, I can confirm this game is a faithful recreation of being a kindergartner.
@bakedjellybeans7603
@bakedjellybeans7603 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I remember a teacher like yourself stabbing a small child who’s father was a murderer in my previous kindergarten day
@rcl4737
@rcl4737 2 жыл бұрын
@@bakedjellybeans7603 Lmao, I wish my kindergartner was like that.
@theneonwarriors3794
@theneonwarriors3794 2 жыл бұрын
This game is similar but way less violent than an actual kindergarten
@ashtonoak4370
@ashtonoak4370 2 жыл бұрын
Are you Mr applebottom 🤔🤔
@TheArmouredDoggo
@TheArmouredDoggo 2 жыл бұрын
How do you handle the obnoxious little children.
@Imamotherfreakingavocado
@Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this game can make you feel bad for murdering children, in the first game, I was like "lmao, just killed Cindy", and in this one I was like "I just gave that poor kid an asthma attack, I feel like an awful person". This game was truly an amazing improvement to a game that was already really good 👍 Edit: Y'all do realise I was using Ozzy and Cindy as examples right?
@jackthomas1066
@jackthomas1066 2 жыл бұрын
This comment is fuckin eerie
@alonewanderer4697
@alonewanderer4697 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackthomas1066 i swear tho, mans praises a game for managing to make him not feel haha after killing a kid 🤣🤣🤣
@ottocorinth2886
@ottocorinth2886 2 жыл бұрын
Noob, clearly your not human C;
@Imamotherfreakingavocado
@Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 жыл бұрын
@@alonewanderer4697 Dude, it's a game, in a game I find a lot of things funny that I wouldn't irl. I was praising the game for making me feel bad, because making you feel sympathy in a game takes really good writing imo
@gabrielnalom4930
@gabrielnalom4930 2 жыл бұрын
I read the first part out of context. And i thought you meant you murdered children irl and it didn't make you feel guilty but after playing the second game you had an irl tables turned redemption arc moment or something lol.
@reasonablerylanne
@reasonablerylanne 2 жыл бұрын
ozzy being upset about the toilet is actually pretty accurate as someone with ocd i will only use one stall in every bathroom i’m in or i’ll start to panic and it’s usually the first stall i use when i first go to that bathroom
@AtlasCogulu
@AtlasCogulu Жыл бұрын
The way he called ms applegate ms appelbottom 🤣lmao
@paige5149
@paige5149 Жыл бұрын
And Dr.Danner Dr.Dannitor
@eduardoxenofonte4004
@eduardoxenofonte4004 2 жыл бұрын
17:03 Small optimization: you don't actually have to drop the spiders in the hole, you can just skip the last apple and you still get the mission, so you can just spam enter after pushing Ted into the hole
@Badget007
@Badget007 2 жыл бұрын
Props for Bob the Janitor for slaying the monster and protecting the kids
@thatguy8777
@thatguy8777 Жыл бұрын
Ikr, what a fucking chad.
@CutiePatootieSpecter
@CutiePatootieSpecter 11 ай бұрын
0:04 Hitman's Potty Guard 2:59 The Tale of Two Janitors 6:38 Flowers for Diana 9:12 Opposites Attract 11:26 If you can Dodge a Nugget 14:39 Cain's not Able 17:31 Things that go Boom 20:36 Breaking Sad 23:39 Creature Feature
@CutiePatootieSpecter
@CutiePatootieSpecter 11 ай бұрын
9:18 Bet you can sneak that sweet firecracker inside?
@bunsenn5064
@bunsenn5064 2 жыл бұрын
Bob really is the only decent, kind person in the entire school. So it seems reasonable that he always gets screwed over in this game.
@hyperz221
@hyperz221 2 жыл бұрын
This man speedruns almost every game and I'm even impressed that he can even get to the top even though he speedruns on multiple games I guess it's just pure talent.
@Memecious
@Memecious 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGKQpmp_os-shdk
@popplejam2128
@popplejam2128 2 жыл бұрын
and also skill... you aren’t just born with the ability to click fast.
@teukufadel8293
@teukufadel8293 2 жыл бұрын
@@popplejam2128 And calculate + memorizing fast
@jman7418
@jman7418 2 жыл бұрын
Not all of the games he plays has a lot of commited speed runners, which means the speed run of the game will probably not be that optimized, making it susceptible for this guy who has experience speed running games to beat those records.
@JetFalcon710
@JetFalcon710 2 жыл бұрын
@Tutorels Every time I see this comment, it makes me not want to watch that video even more
@droximity5393
@droximity5393 2 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Speezy says "This will be important later" or "This will also be useful"
@Mona-ni6jx
@Mona-ni6jx 2 жыл бұрын
I passed out for 2 hours
@Splow
@Splow 2 жыл бұрын
Man I’m dead.
@thatdarnseel7052
@thatdarnseel7052 2 жыл бұрын
Just dont do it for both. instead of being passed out for 5 hours your dead
@justaperson4656
@justaperson4656 2 жыл бұрын
Take a SIP
@am3m3
@am3m3 2 жыл бұрын
This is how to make your liver fail
@user-hh7eh4hc8z
@user-hh7eh4hc8z 11 күн бұрын
Kindergarten 3 is coming out soon.
@timmy2thums
@timmy2thums 20 сағат бұрын
Why top comment
@RossTraan
@RossTraan 2 жыл бұрын
4:52 THE JANITOR IS ONE HANDING A FREAKING CHAINSAW… THIS MAN IS THE EPITOME OF THE DOOM SLAYER
@Cubick
@Cubick 2 жыл бұрын
This must have took quite some time, I really appreciate your speedruns dude
@MINERCRAFTpeVSxbox
@MINERCRAFTpeVSxbox 2 жыл бұрын
He streamed most of it on twitch, if you want you go to his streams and watch the progress of these runs it’s honestly kinda nice watching them
@Cubick
@Cubick 2 жыл бұрын
@@MINERCRAFTpeVSxbox Ight thanks for the info lol I’ll be sure to do so
@Memecious
@Memecious 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGKQpmp_os-shdk
@notize8246
@notize8246 2 жыл бұрын
Most definitely my favorite video right now kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5bNg5R_Z7uZr6c 😧 😬😬
@darkspedicey1418
@darkspedicey1418 2 жыл бұрын
ES: gets any item or any character to help them Also ES: that’s a surprise tool that can help us later
@YourDearestCelesteaz
@YourDearestCelesteaz 2 жыл бұрын
miska mooska mickey mouse
@TheRealGpixels
@TheRealGpixels 11 ай бұрын
@@YourDearestCelesteazMickey Mouse Banana Hip Fr Fr
@catcat365
@catcat365 2 жыл бұрын
As a past kindergarten student, I can confirm this game is truthful to the real kindergarten experience. Except I used a bookshelf not a knife, and it didn't work, nor was on purpose. Maybe that was a dream idk
@jeremiahsnelson5644
@jeremiahsnelson5644 Жыл бұрын
I wanna know what cosmic force keeps locking this child in an eternal time loop until he solves all the school's problems (at least the semi-supernatural ones)
@mysteriouslyseeing
@mysteriouslyseeing 2 жыл бұрын
"As you can guess, this is probably going to be a violent day" Must be a Tuesday
@dream_walker9726
@dream_walker9726 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@otterpopgames9824
@otterpopgames9824 Жыл бұрын
Yesterday was tuesday, but today is tuesday too
@randomcrap5372
@randomcrap5372 Жыл бұрын
specifically an ohio tuesday
@Od1nM
@Od1nM Жыл бұрын
@@otterpopgames9824 yes
@masterofdoots5965
@masterofdoots5965 2 жыл бұрын
18:55 I love how the janitor gets really f*kin pissed cause he knows he's gonna have to clean all that stuff up
@gabriewitbooi2504
@gabriewitbooi2504 2 жыл бұрын
I like how nugget is slowly losing blood and doesn’t even care about it
@flipflop8976
@flipflop8976 8 күн бұрын
mood
@joshua-leighboodho7250
@joshua-leighboodho7250 2 жыл бұрын
I like the fact he just talks over the most messed up parts so smoothly 🤣
@chisanaakuma8833
@chisanaakuma8833 2 жыл бұрын
But after that we're going to take the inhaler and some illegal drugs from the cubby. - eazy speezy November 2021
@liquidsnake4358
@liquidsnake4358 2 жыл бұрын
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ bot
@slinkysaturn6555
@slinkysaturn6555 2 жыл бұрын
@@liquidsnake4358 These bots are everywhere now best thing to do is to report and block but if I were to find the person who made these bots I would😐🔫 them
@shookengie370
@shookengie370 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine hearing that out of context
@notshockwavedemon7543
@notshockwavedemon7543 2 жыл бұрын
For the Felix Ending You can actually turn on Felix And let Ted win
@dragonheart5349
@dragonheart5349 2 жыл бұрын
The route he took may have been a speed thing
@notshockwavedemon7543
@notshockwavedemon7543 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I think doing the normal route is faster than the alt route
@gabecuarez7195
@gabecuarez7195 2 жыл бұрын
Is it faster though?
@I-forgot-how-to-draw.
@I-forgot-how-to-draw. Жыл бұрын
Turn Felix on?
@notshockwavedemon7543
@notshockwavedemon7543 Жыл бұрын
@@I-forgot-how-to-draw. Turn on As in betray
@re1gn.
@re1gn. Жыл бұрын
"Never let them know Nugget's next move..." - Nugget of the Nugget cave
@X-SPONGED
@X-SPONGED 2 жыл бұрын
"And then we need to buy some hand sanitizer" What ??!? There's no way we could buy hand sanitizer with the salary of a Kindergartene- _"Hand Sanitizer -$2.00"_ [14:44] Monty, That isn't how Supply & Demand works
@critsowo
@critsowo 2 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie, as someone who’s a kindergarten veteran (from the 1st to 2nd game) I wouldn’t call it violent, but rather chaotic.
@notshockwavedemon7543
@notshockwavedemon7543 2 жыл бұрын
Chaotic is the better word.
@dolphinhispanic
@dolphinhispanic 2 жыл бұрын
Both are right
@JuTakii
@JuTakii 2 жыл бұрын
It’s definitely violent
@swordzanderson5352
@swordzanderson5352 2 жыл бұрын
violently chaotic, or chaotically violent
@An_Entire_Lime
@An_Entire_Lime 2 жыл бұрын
It's both
@CowKirbo
@CowKirbo 2 жыл бұрын
I love the variety of ways to end the day aside from the main endings, like telling Ted that Felix wants to kill him and flipping the tables
@solouno2280
@solouno2280 2 жыл бұрын
Which I actually did
@CowKirbo
@CowKirbo 2 жыл бұрын
@@solouno2280 well if you want to 100% the game you have to. It gets you a card
@solouno2280
@solouno2280 2 жыл бұрын
@@CowKirbo I just didn't want Felix to be the inheritor
@10thletter40
@10thletter40 2 жыл бұрын
Bob is kind Bob protects the school Bob is honest Be like Bob
@hanotes2
@hanotes2 Жыл бұрын
Bob is also dead
@10thletter40
@10thletter40 Жыл бұрын
@@hanotes2 Did I stutter?
@hanotes2
@hanotes2 Жыл бұрын
@@10thletter40 I’ll add more…….. Bob is not violent Bob doesn’t hit children Bob isn’t mean Don’t be like the old janitor ,be like Bob
@10thletter40
@10thletter40 Жыл бұрын
@@hanotes2 Inspiring
@penelopeshaffer2985
@penelopeshaffer2985 11 ай бұрын
Be like bob
@togekip0010
@togekip0010 2 жыл бұрын
If I watch this in 2x speed, then I’m effectively halving EasySpeezy’s time 😎
@bingley_music
@bingley_music 2 жыл бұрын
Big brain stuff right there
@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip Жыл бұрын
@MushroomsFrogsAndĚÝ˧ Correct. I have 4 braincells.
@SukunaJJKaisen
@SukunaJJKaisen Жыл бұрын
This Guy Be Like:Some Times My Own Big Brain Energy Scares Me
@corbyhulett
@corbyhulett Жыл бұрын
It's big brain time.
@puggo.5408
@puggo.5408 2 жыл бұрын
This brings back memories of watching jacksepticeyes play through of this game
@puggo.5408
@puggo.5408 2 жыл бұрын
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ quite honestly i couldnt care less
@dantgaming104
@dantgaming104 2 жыл бұрын
F*cking bots
@royal_kim1154
@royal_kim1154 Жыл бұрын
Speaking of Jacksepticeye, I also remember seeing his playthrough of Kindergarten 2. I specifically liked him giving unique voices to everyone.
@norawr1259
@norawr1259 2 жыл бұрын
Speezy: and we're gonna steal some illegal drugs that we'll use later Me: wait what
@WERTYUIO821
@WERTYUIO821 2 жыл бұрын
A normal day in Kindergarten
@starchief93
@starchief93 2 жыл бұрын
@Tutorels no being a spam bot
@futuristicbot1926
@futuristicbot1926 2 жыл бұрын
I hate how he says it so casually
@rickyyyyy-
@rickyyyyy- Жыл бұрын
honestly i felt sorry for bob in the second ending, he seemed way nicer than the other janitor lol
@mutzuki6468
@mutzuki6468 2 жыл бұрын
22:36 Almost made me cry when nugget got his head cut lol Great speedrun though
@CJMarkus
@CJMarkus 2 жыл бұрын
How long does it take to perfect these speedruns? They're amazing.
@arcticflames6932
@arcticflames6932 2 жыл бұрын
Focking two bots wow
@tarantuIas
@tarantuIas 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh what
@Red-yv6bv
@Red-yv6bv 2 жыл бұрын
Sheer dedication and risking your mental health
@daytonachaosofficial
@daytonachaosofficial 2 жыл бұрын
@K A D E L Y N 📽️ GET OOFF YT
@daytonachaosofficial
@daytonachaosofficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@sp-jr--------4266 WHO ARE YOU
@toufusoup
@toufusoup 2 жыл бұрын
Found your channel from the first, and have been anxiously waiting for this one since while binging everything else. Glad to be here!
@theshire9173
@theshire9173 2 жыл бұрын
Don't mind the bots. But welcome. Glad you're here to watch Speezy speedrun our childhood, quite literally in this game
@jjslide1
@jjslide1 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@YouTubestopsharingmyrealname
@YouTubestopsharingmyrealname 2 жыл бұрын
me too, but I was hoping it was going to be the run where you help the teacher kill all the kids
@Couchiestpotato
@Couchiestpotato 2 жыл бұрын
Old janitor: A NEW JANITOR? *starts writing an entire declaration of war*
@josselinhernandez8530
@josselinhernandez8530 Жыл бұрын
27:27 Mah boi nugget, look at him go Also easy not caring about the speedrun anymore in the backround-
@_Fizel_
@_Fizel_ 2 жыл бұрын
I am laughing way too hard at Nugget leaving a blood trail everywhere. The endings especially get me for some reason.
@SmoothBrainStuff
@SmoothBrainStuff 2 жыл бұрын
This game brings back even more memories good god- I remember watching Matpat play this game when it came out recently Also I feel really bad for Bob because he's a nice dude- like the only half decent adult in kindergarten
@TheJazzy1704
@TheJazzy1704 2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for him too. Bob is one of my favourites! I hope if there is a third game Bob will be there and nothing bad happens to him.
@Corrupt42069
@Corrupt42069 Жыл бұрын
Eazyspeezy:**calls Dr Danner Dr Daniter** Me: *TRIGGERED*
@adreesmaqsoodi3339
@adreesmaqsoodi3339 Жыл бұрын
you forgot the ending were nugget absolutely obliterates everybody
@ifarded6449
@ifarded6449 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes this speedrun most difficult: The horror of- *-Having to deal with sticky keys every few minutes.*
@Not_Efficient
@Not_Efficient 2 жыл бұрын
You can turn off sticky keys
@danielcharles4431
@danielcharles4431 2 жыл бұрын
Eazy entered a new Kindergarten, first day and he's already trying to ruin some kids' life. But nothing personnel kid, just speedrun business.
@yallugly4317
@yallugly4317 2 жыл бұрын
Personal & personnel are 2 different words
@patrickcarter2829
@patrickcarter2829 2 жыл бұрын
@@yallugly4317 The meme uses the word "personnel".
@yallugly4317
@yallugly4317 2 жыл бұрын
@@patrickcarter2829 ah
@Barandk1
@Barandk1 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for EazySpeezy to speedrun Kindergarten 3 EazySpeezy speedrunning Kindergarten 3: Now we just quickly steal the gun we just found just laying around and put it into our pocket, it's a surprise tool that can help us later.
@tyzerflips
@tyzerflips Жыл бұрын
POV you’re eazyspeezy : so we are going to kill my dog because it will be useful later.
@proYEEThean
@proYEEThean 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh speedrunning violence. Sounds like my dad after Saturday beers!
@dantgaming104
@dantgaming104 2 жыл бұрын
@@sp-jr--------4266 can you shut the hell up?
@roas7_val684
@roas7_val684 2 жыл бұрын
Bob is so friendly it's actually sad he died so fast
@rat288
@rat288 Жыл бұрын
WHY WAS THIS CHAOTIC ITS JUST A KINDERGARTEN
@aiyonara9870
@aiyonara9870 Күн бұрын
Exactly, Its just kids doing what kids do best... *_-ENDING LIVES-_* "cough" I mean having fun at kindergarten
@Coolguy-vl3fk
@Coolguy-vl3fk Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: when Cindy makes you play house you can use the pin to skip it instead of the spray bottle
@GottaSwoop
@GottaSwoop 2 жыл бұрын
This is uploaded on the day I realize what “Cain’s not Able” actually means. Edit: Anyone who has read the Bible or is an SCP fan should know what I'm talking about
@gabbi5298
@gabbi5298 2 жыл бұрын
And your comment just made me realize what it meant 😂
@Redslayer88
@Redslayer88 2 жыл бұрын
The Bible right?
@DiamondRoller37
@DiamondRoller37 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not familiar with this phrase. What does it mean?
@Pilachio
@Pilachio 2 жыл бұрын
@@DiamondRoller37 Cain and Abel were brothers in the Bible. Cain was jealous of his brother and killed Abel. So the title references these brothers, and that the Cain in this story is not able to directly kill (but still wants to)
@Mona-ni6jx
@Mona-ni6jx 2 жыл бұрын
As a fan of the SCP foundation. The fuck.
@trollsaft
@trollsaft 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like, this Kindergarten is more violent than most real life prisons.
@link-cq2wx
@link-cq2wx 2 жыл бұрын
Game logics lol
@septanesium
@septanesium Жыл бұрын
Just a normal day in Kindergarten, chainsawing a janitor in half decapitating him and not be able to throw his head in the dump cus of some trash lady there
@primetime2136
@primetime2136 Жыл бұрын
Kinda wish it was a snickers 13:26 cause you’re not you when you’re angry😂
@elliot4962
@elliot4962 9 ай бұрын
I absolutely love listening to these to fall asleep when I have trouble lol
@taketree
@taketree 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching EazySpeezp because I can always get the whole experience of the game he plays in a short amount of time. He helps me to understand certain games when I’m too lazy to watch an entire walkthrough! Thank you so much Speezy and keep up the AMAZING work!
@rakanemansouri2779
@rakanemansouri2779 2 жыл бұрын
Nugget is prolly the only one acting like a real kindergartener
@poyrazlefkeli342
@poyrazlefkeli342 Жыл бұрын
I haven't played kindergarten 2 and i didnt even know it was out a week ago but now i know that it has the most epic open world boss fight in the world
@Deoxys1585
@Deoxys1585 2 жыл бұрын
How is nugget not dead. He had so much blood spilling out
@munchie3909
@munchie3909 2 жыл бұрын
16:40 what kinda surgical god are you to just attach an arm to nugget
@arcticflames6932
@arcticflames6932 2 жыл бұрын
A good one
@grace782
@grace782 2 жыл бұрын
These speed runs always make my day better! Could you do fireboy and watergirl 6 next?
@megawonszrzeczny9
@megawonszrzeczny9 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there were 6 parts, as I only remember playing the first 3 games, and I knew there were at least 4... A quick Google search proved me wrong though! Thanks!
@robertthecta
@robertthecta 2 жыл бұрын
@K A D E L Y N 📽️What is this bullshit? KZbin demonitizes innocent channels and allow bullshit like this? Not cool youtube. NOT COOL.
@frankflynn8556
@frankflynn8556 23 күн бұрын
Average American school 2 (without the shootings)
@epicdud5905
@epicdud5905 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I genuinely forget these kids are in kindergarden
@DevilishlyDutch
@DevilishlyDutch 2 жыл бұрын
0:06 Oh, oh dear, you’re using my janky outdated load removal tool, I’d like to formally apologize for its existence and the mess it’s left behind, since I never updated it yet the board still states you gotta use it :) It haunts me. Glad you made it work, hope it didn’t slow you down too much with setting it up. GG!
@rhumrunners7
@rhumrunners7 2 жыл бұрын
Before even watching this, based on the first kindergarten speed run, my guess is that he will be saying something along the lines of “yeah, that happened” every time anything strange or violent happens in this game.
@Anti-Crave_
@Anti-Crave_ 6 ай бұрын
21:20 I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I HATE TEACHING I HATE THESE CHILDREN I HATE MY SALERY I HATE THIS NEW SCHOOL I HAVE EVERYTHING!
@miaandfriends3353
@miaandfriends3353 Жыл бұрын
just classic 5 year old stuff
@BOB28456
@BOB28456 Ай бұрын
Lol
@BOB28456
@BOB28456 Ай бұрын
LOL
@qccth
@qccth 2 жыл бұрын
2:09 that sand must be very soaked by now
@Unknown-io2vy
@Unknown-io2vy 2 жыл бұрын
this game gives me goosebumps
@cheezbalzz6376
@cheezbalzz6376 2 жыл бұрын
Eazy: *Kills a child with asthma* Also Eazy: So overall it was a good day
@E.S.A.M
@E.S.A.M 2 жыл бұрын
Asthma is absolutely the easiest death you might die by your own without any Interactions from anyone.
@SnoFitzroy
@SnoFitzroy Жыл бұрын
[Nugget runs through] Ah yes, perfect floor for a children's hospital
@martinescobar3908
@martinescobar3908 2 жыл бұрын
Someone: Why do you like speedrun? Speezy: *11:26*
@Wat3rM3lonnn
@Wat3rM3lonnn 2 жыл бұрын
Kindergarten was always my favorite game and I’m so glad one of my favorite KZbinrs is playing it
@melonanimatez
@melonanimatez 11 ай бұрын
I remember my kindergarten being like this, and yes, a friend of mine came in clutch and obliterated my mutant principal's eye. It was pretty dope.
@Splow
@Splow 2 жыл бұрын
Last time I speedran kindergarten, I used the piss pants tech to get sent to the office for new clothes, cutting 127 days off of my time. I then used the glitch to clip through the principals desk and slap him, getting expelled, getting a world record 3 day kindergarten speedrun. I think they thought I could do better though, because I got a new seed for the world the day after.
@DaddyGabrielUltraBill
@DaddyGabrielUltraBill 2 жыл бұрын
I give u so much respect for this and all the time you must spend trying to complete these, ++++ respect
@josa5157
@josa5157 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for todays video. I enjoyed it a lot.
@ravenclaw3916
@ravenclaw3916 Жыл бұрын
Nugget is my favourite character in the game,And him holding a fidget spinner is just adorable
@ChaoticallyPrivate
@ChaoticallyPrivate Жыл бұрын
24:10 : that’s Billy, Lily’s rags are blue symbolizing girl.
@Kokichi.11037
@Kokichi.11037 4 ай бұрын
I always thought it meant it was her blue outfit
@tymess7257
@tymess7257 2 жыл бұрын
About time I've been waiting for this for a long time
@nathansummers6920
@nathansummers6920 2 жыл бұрын
This was fun and entertaining to watch, thank you! Good way to end my night before bed. Watching horrendous pixelated child murder.... Yay?
@cebaltaccount3581
@cebaltaccount3581 Жыл бұрын
Random fact: you can kill the other brother in that ending. It may or may not take more time, but it's neat.
@jellyfazbeeer8510
@jellyfazbeeer8510 Жыл бұрын
I love how nugget just says COLD NUGGETS COLD NUGGETS COLD NUGGETD
@nerdthatcantfit1079
@nerdthatcantfit1079 2 жыл бұрын
You know… I’ve never played this game myself and only watched Jacksepticeye play it… didn’t realize exactly how slow he was going XD. But it’s fine, not like he was speed running and it’s still one my favorite series he’s done but I’ve never even cos kdered this game to be speedrunnable especially on this scale!
@conorfrost6866
@conorfrost6866 2 жыл бұрын
Love how the Doctor just breaks through the ceiling with his glorious forehead.
@aidencalhoun4893
@aidencalhoun4893 2 жыл бұрын
His best line “remember kids don’t do drugs unless if I give them to you”
@jameswalters394
@jameswalters394 2 жыл бұрын
i love this dudes intro so quick and to the point
@bfisnzhckdldbdudndbx3588
@bfisnzhckdldbdudndbx3588 2 жыл бұрын
You should do a fireboy and watergirl speedrun its pretty fun and u can do it either alone or with a 2nd player were a bigger speedrun comunity than youd expect
@sirbrixalotgaming8891
@sirbrixalotgaming8891 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I’ve been waiting
@Orznessy
@Orznessy 11 күн бұрын
Kindergarten 3 is coming out so 🥳🥳🥳
@unnamedvisitor1649
@unnamedvisitor1649 8 ай бұрын
Fun fact: This video and the one of Kindergarten 1 became my walkthroughs for the games
@jschum5420
@jschum5420 2 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel and love it! You should do a speedrun if getting all the monstermon cards
@mineryhb6310
@mineryhb6310 Жыл бұрын
13:24 um what, ms. applebottom? ok
@davidrodrigues553
@davidrodrigues553 2 жыл бұрын
I just feel bad for Penny on the last ending, it's just so sad.
@prettyvxcant
@prettyvxcant 2 жыл бұрын
I would looooove to see you speedrun Redbeard! That flash game is so nostalgic to me.
@deesjman72
@deesjman72 2 жыл бұрын
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