Mohammed Told Yve to Give Him a Green Card or ELSE | 90 Day Fiancé

[@ouestlelivre]

Cara is so insulting to Guilliermo about his writing his vows in English. She is treating him like a child who has to write a paper for school and she wants to check it. She's basically telling him his English is bad. Honey, he is bilingual!! He might even know 3 or 4 languages. He's way ahead of her linguistically!!

[@betsyh403]

It’s because she is so pathetically unhappy. What sucks is that in real life she is pregnant and so I don’t know if he will ever get away from her now. He deserves so much better. I would love to see her versus Mohamed though lololol psycho v psycho

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

Wow. Watching these videos and this show is crazy because my abusive ex did so many of the things that the toxic ppl on this show do. One of these things was talking to me like a child, she treated me like a little kid when it came to my work and some of my personal goals

[@nickyblue4866]

I doubt he knows 3 or 4 languages lmao

[@trucye123]

Cara is so emotionally immature and treats him like a child I hate that so much

[@randyholloway920]

Maybe it’s because he acts like a child. When women are strong, it’s wrong. When men are strong, they are heroes. Really? It’s 2022. And no Guillermo is NOT mature. Her money is his, but his money is only his. Like when he threw a tantrum to buy a computer he didn’t need and wants to have a big expensive wedding that he has no money to pay for. Yeah, real mature.

[@anaalicia5029]

Sending him (Mohamed) back would be so satisfying and especially not paying for the ticket. Yve is a fool to still be in at this point.

[@moonstar68jr]

Girl, same! I was thinking the exact same thing! Send him home to his mama!

[@maiz3558]

they’re both using each other😭

[@babble2leeza]

She is caught up in the fantasy of the wedding and show. She better snap awake and realize she will be responsible to support him even when she can no longer tolerate his entitled brat attitude. Muhammad tells her he will get another sponsorship. She just let it roll off her back. Push those red flaming signs into the devil bucket. Just don't forget to take over his mom's duties because you are marrying a child.

[@argarman09]

Lol how much of that little troll is she going to cater to?

[@Ajhcr]

Yes! Send that boy back to his Mama. Mama will find him a good docile Muslim woman

[@michaelspencer5069]

Your impression of Muhammad is hilarious! Your videos always brighten my day bud

[@Boobalopbop]

He’s good but Wahima of “Just call me Wah” does this Mohammed impersonation that makes me cry laughing. It’s just tooo good

[@PixieTrixster]

It's SO good when it's dubbed over actual show footage of Mohamed

[@dove4881]

"It's natural for me to squat 600 lbs" meanwhile this dude literally got disqualified from competitions for steroids 😬

[@Poison_tears]

Very natural indeed 🤣

[@dallen977]

They can't do anything without enhancing their strength training.

[@elizabethbrown5289]

My thought as well

[@stephaniemccord6100]

That's what makes him scary to me. I bet he's still on steroids.

[@1_star_reviews]

The bald patch gave him away?

[@ramenn00dle76]

When she was gleefully smiling in excitement while her ex told the story of her cheating lol she's absolutely gonna do it again

[@savvyroca]

I think she wants to get married (to anyone) before she hits 30. Then, she can be a young divorcee on the town. She has no plans of having a baby.

[@ramenn00dle76]

@@savvyroca agreed!

[@herelieskittythomas3726]

Thrives on it.

[@sherimarshall762]

Everyone tip toes around the real problem with Cara. She is a functioning alcoholic and it always gets worse, never better. Deep down Guillermo knows she has a problem. When you can’t stop once you start and the booze comes ahead of everyone that is a problem. When you regularly suffer from black outs, that is a problem. Trying to control everything around you is a coping mechanism because deep down she feels out of control. This relationship will go down in a flaming heap if she doesn’t get help.

[@DonnaTheDogGroomer]

She is exactly like my ex-husband. His drinking got completely out of control and ALWAYS came before me. I was hesitant to get into the relationship with him, because of his partying. He promised me it would never come before me. It did. Always. He just got progressively worse and I couldn’t take it anymore. He chose alcohol over our marriage.

[@annconforti9294]

I drank a lot in my 20s. I also blacked out a few times, but mine didn't get worse and 4 decades later I have never been an alcoholic.

[@michelleallred8521]

I cannot believe she is trusting her special needs son & this 🤡 can't even make an egg?!? So irresponsible

[@luciddreaming4478]

At first I honestly thought she had an rn or something similar to help look after her kid and she needed the boyfriend to just watch him until the rn was needed for things like the kid's catheter so she wouldn't have to spend as much money on his caretaking needs.

[@nealjabr7916]

Mohammad is a clown? The man has been watching her kid... to help her and he's a 🤡? Gtfoh

[@melt2947]

It's actually terrifying. She is a dumbarse

[@karawigley6231]

Guilmerro may be younger than her but he is far more mature.

[@zepp3793]

She acts like the 21 year old. She seems more immature over the fact that her whole personality is partying

[@alinafernandapicayo]

I don't think Guillermo is passive or submissive at all. I come from the culture so I see things very differently. Guillermo is patient and reasonable and doesn't think he needs to be telling his wife no to make things work.

[@Habu12]

And we all thought Ben was the most insufferable dude we’ve ever seen on this show. Bilal is giving him a run for his money though. Talk about a fragile ego!

[@anaalicia5029]

He’s awful, with his soft spoken passive aggressive fakeness.

[@betsyh403]

Insufferable is a perfect word to describe the characters on the show. Just when we think they couldn’t find any more despicable thirst traps with no shame, they find more!

[@Habu12]

@@betsyh403 that’s the M.O. innit? Gotta find the train wrecks, or we don’t have a show 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@FabricatedPheonix]

Ben is far from holding that title

[@smhatheworldwelivein]

She said she was a party girl but in other words.... she's an alcoholic

[@laurenr9659]

I feel like Kara is just getting married because people said they could never see her getting married. It's more of a "prove them wrong" than "I truly love this man and want to be with him forever" attitude.

[@deannagz5612]

Exactly !

[@bong_water]

They would be right. i dont even see being old with a bunch of cats as a bad thing but, i dont even think cats would want to be with her.

[@michelleallred8521]

Kara is a complete control freak! She treats him like a child & constantly talks down to him. My husband is 7yrs younger than me, and I have never treated him as anything but an equal

[@moreepicrandomness9508]

I can't stand Kara's dismissive attitude in the way she treats him like as if everything needs to work out perfectly and no one can have any doubts about marrying someone. it's a nervous thing and it's a commitment yeah you're going to be nervous a little bit why wouldn't you have questions doesn't mean you don't love the person doesn't mean you don't want to marry them. It just means that you are taking every opportunity to make sure they're right for you. when you get closer to the wedding nerves kick in and if she can't see that and she keeps dismissing him and making him feel lesser than she's treating him like he doesn't have any say in anything. she controls everything which doesn't give him respect as a man and when a man doesn't feel respected and have his opinion heard he feels like a child. that hurts more than even being cussed out it's the most disrespectful hurtful thing you can do to a man in my opinion

[@lesliesmith5797]

IMO, Kara is super bossy . Personally, I wouldn’t want to be around that snobby little snot for more than five minutes 🤮

[@moreepicrandomness9508]

@@lesliesmith5797 I totally agree she makes it feel like anybody she dates she wants to put them in their place and make them never feel like they're important or noticed or valued because she wants to be the boss and you just do you with her attitude and she'll probably say to you whether you like it or not this is the way I am deal with it that's not fair you need to be compromising but what does she know about compromising she probably doesn't even know what that word means it's not in her vocabulary

[@WinnieDaou]

This is the mother of all run-on sentences!

[@betsyh403]

I think he summed it up when he said that anybody that describes himself as a party girl or guy is really trying to cover up the fact that they don’t wanna look at all the issues they have with themselves. There’s nothing attractive about her being an almost 40 balloon artist turned realtor because with the world doesn’t need is another middle-aged woman who has filled out everything this far and has decided to be a realtor!!! Lol. She peaked in high school and she just cannot get over it

[@moreepicrandomness9508]

@@betsyh403 that is well put by him and very true

[@hadashaphelps822]

From the outside looking in, Yve needs to be choosier. Just because she dates doesn’t mean her child needs to date. Mohammed is not a man I’d want around me and def not looking after my child full time smh

[@missbelle_elle]

this season is more sad than any others. That’s saying A LOT.

[@lemns8296]

facts, im usually more mad, but all this is just depressing

[@wanderandwonder7]

Seriously, I hate them all. Ha ha

[@w1tchmom]

Sad isn't the word I would use!

[@missbelle_elle]

@@w1tchmom well usually they’re just pathetic

[@betsyh403]

Guillermo He’s literally the only one that I can tolerate And I’m sure that will change. His delusions about America are kind of charming and sad. I hope he got his computer. I almost wanted to start a GoFundMe for him

[@babble2leeza]

My husband cooked dinner for 30 years and worked. I worked and did everything else. We never resented each other. He never clearned a toilet, mopped, went shopping or paid a bill. Patrick just whines about everything he does making her feel indebted to him. If he wanted money equality he should have found an American. Stop having a pity party because of the situation you're in.

[@snooganslestat2030]

The situation he chose to put himself in!

[@Ajhcr]

Yes! The situation you CHOOSE ! Lol

[@sya286]

100%. He picked a Barbie and is mad she just sits there looking pretty. It’s what you fished for 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@ShellBAtoms]

I love how you and your hubby divided the labor! SWEET! My brother-in-law was similar! He loved cooking, and loved his own family's recipes! He would cook dinner every night after his full time job! And my sister picked up her share of chores. I sense a wonderful relationship between you two!

[@babble2leeza]

@@ShellBAtoms we had a great friendship before marriage and tried to show respect daily. He died 4yrs ago of heart attack. We we're prepared for me to go first because I have a rare disease called relapsing polychondritis. It is now attacking my brain and heart. I don't know why or how im still here but I know he is still next to me. Thanks for your kind words. I'm glad to hear you're sister has a good man.

[@saiyurikanda17]

In Tiaises defense. Old dude started out doing everything for her and spoiling her and now he wants to flip the script without voicing his concerns or having that communication in the first place. Theses are conversations to have before long term commitment or marriage

[@kab9706]

I think both of them have good intentions, but need couples counseling. Patrick does not know how to deal with his worries and insecurities. He doesn't know how to talk to Tiaise about difficult things without being disrespectful.

[@julietteoscaralphanovember2223]

He does everything because he wants to control everything, imo

[@robertecheverriaiii6114]

He’s having the conversation and that’s all that matters. Who are you to have an opinion. They are both toxic except they are aware and will grow. At what pace ? Who knows. Will they stay together ? Highly doubt it.

[@yougotgamesonyourphone6947]

@@robertecheverriaiii6114 “who are you to have an opinion” While you clearly state your opinion

[@barbtastad6393]

Patrick will probably cheat. He looked so happy when talking about having another while in a relationship with his present wife. Acting like a horny teenager that doesn't want to stop 🛑🛑🛑.

[@Kageoni187]

Am I the only one who thinks Guillermo looks really young for this? He has such a young face he reminds me of my son. I want to make him a lunch and tell him good luck on his test.

[@janievasquez9671]

🤣🤣🤣 Dork 😜

[@insanenoire7154]

❤️ I love it though. The baby face is adorbs

[@Kageoni187]

@@janievasquez9671 Why yes, yes I am. Lol I have even been called adorkable.

[@venecapop2548]

Venezuelans are raised to be husband

[@barbtastad6393]

He is just well groomed. Handsome.

[@bobbyb8179]

That girl got a free caregiver all the way from Egypt. Lol

[@Ajhcr]

Lol. Nothing in the world is free. That Lady is paying, maybe not money, but he will make sure she “pays” for it somehow…..

[@josefamatarazzo8701]

That's not true. She can find a caregiver cheaper here. She is in love with the wrong person.

[@GodisREALamen]

The mistake alot of parents make leaving their child with someone thy barely even know. He looks like he will kill yvette if he doesn't get his greencard

[@yonaavraham9594]

Why not.She paid to bring him over from Egypt.She paid for his visa application,works every day and pays for everything.The least he can do is help her with her son.

[@julietteoscaralphanovember2223]

So many red flags with Patrick. He's controlling, won't let his fiance know how much money he makes, his brother is more important, etc etc. Thais, go home, you don't need that blockhead!!! Why does he make breakfast and dinner? He doesn't have to, he just wants to control it. He treats her like a child.

[@Nille0212]

In his defense about the food, did you see how she cooks? Ketchup and mustard in beef stroganoff?!? That's blasphemous!!! I would do all the cooking, too after having to choke that shyt down!🤣🤣🤣 I agree with everything else 💯%, though.

[@ehrro]

At least he is not a useless person staying home and not doing anything.

[@5050TM]

He makes food because she can't cook lol

[@DaStUnNa876]

I swear they can cast Mohammed for the Egyptian Godfather... he speaks just like the old man 🤣🤣🤣 but he is tripping, i think he just wants a green card but yve is just an accessory.

[@CitizenCardigan]

He wants a sponsor not a wife.

[@betsyh403]

Just wait until he has that 68 month wait before he gets his green card after they tie the knot. But Yve needs to be slapped across the face (figuratively which her friends are trying to do) and unfortunately I think that Mohammed is probably going to be doing it (literally) before anybody else can get to her to get her to wake the F up and get away from this psychopath!

[@betsyh403]

@@CitizenCardigan I can’t wait to have him take my order at McDonald’s. He’s really gonna like getting treated like the king his mommy told him he was when he has to take a job for people like him with 0 experience or skills!

[@joannenasri4266]

@@CitizenCardigan I know, for a minute there I thought he was going to ask raffie to be his sponsor, the guy friend from the mosque 😅😅

[@Pearlangeldream]

No he speak like a wimpy guy.

[@lexilex3690]

Lmfaoooo only 7 seconds in and I am cryingggg from that Mohammed impression 😂😂

[@PixieTrixster]

SAME It's always funny but dubbing over Mohamed scenes took it to the next lvl

[@perezjenny576]

Kara and Emily both have the "party girl", background, that's probably why they're so similar

[@michelleallred8521]

Kara is so much more immature than he is. She treats him like crap

[@insanenoire7154]

I don’t expect maturity from young guys like…ever. I’m glad this season proved me wrong! Guillermo is surprisingly mature and well spoken for his age and he clearly knows what he wants in life. I don’t know why Kara treats him like a child when she’s clearly the child herself. If you wanna party all day, don’t get married, sheesh.

[@JoejoeEng]

For his age? He's nearly 30 at this point. Some of you have such low standards

[@ava.and.jasper]

"Oh so you're saying you don't 'feel respected' ?" she says disrespectfully..

[@brialeah7351]

LOL!!! right !

[@deeanndeeaann2833]

When Bilal‘s ex-wife was talking to her about a prenup the one question she should have asked her was did you sign one!!

[@cathyincolorado1432]

I thought that too! The kids money should be in a trust not in a prenup.

[@Nille0212]

@@cathyincolorado1432 exactly! What does money for the kids have to do with the prenup? That's something totally separate from each other.

[@christiannalittle1631]

I can't watch 90 days Mohammed anymore without thinking about South parks Michael Jackson 😂😆

[@sarviaamperez2804]

OMG! Cara treats Guillermo like a little kid like she is mom and he is the son.....

[@GypsyCrymson]

The ex trying to bring up her dirt to possibly cause a wedge for him to slide through is epic. Not because he's saying these things but because out of his possible 'gain', hes saving her fiancé LOL.

[@HablemosDeMelenas]

I'm a hairstylist, and it's not weird at all to have a client open up. I think for the most part it's a very relaxing environment and you are talking to a person that isn't a part of your day to day life but you probably see at least once a month. So naahh not weird at all to have people open up at the salon.

[@judyrusso6374]

Notice how Muhammad whenever he talks he always has the smirk on his face. He’s smiling just like he said he didn’t like her friends but he had a smile on his face

[@HeidiAndScots]

Dupers delight

[@mdee860]

His lips might be smiling but his eyes are dead & smoldering anger behind his fake grin. He gives off predator/killer vibes (to me). He's hiding behind his religious cloak. Everytime he speaks, his voice is like 'Nails down a Chalkboard.' Super creepy.

[@michaelpamelahogan6049]

Creepy and evil. He scares the mess out of me!

[@Tylalala]

“I actually thought it was really romantic when he tried to drop you off on the highway” LMAOAOAO

[@betsyh403]

Kara is a royal see you next Tuesday. She’s concerned about Guillermo mispronouncing words? She should be concerned about him coming to his senses and realizing that he’s marrying an alcoholic, washed up, thirst trap, who peaked in high school and can’t accept it. The fact that they are still together and that she’s pregnant now makes me feel so bad for Guillermo. Who wants to bet that she’s going to be one of those wine drunk mommies and ends up falling on her ex-boyfriend’s disco stick at their next high school reunion in a blackout? Shes on the fast track to Karen-dom for sure.

[@sherirey1182]

WOW! You described Cara perfectly.

[@fawnieee]

She already looks like a Karen too

[@sya286]

Guillermo is SO POLITE. They are recounting their relationship in front of him. Dear lord, poor guy.

[@MissDancingllama]

"I thought you didnt like us anymore" "😃 yeah thats right" "You don't like us?" "😃no😃"

[@cathyincolorado1432]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@susanmarraffa303]

Definitely Mohammed only wants green card and Patrick is in lust! He never blinks his eyes. LOL

[@noxpen8710]

I'm finished at he doesn't blink🤣🤣🤣

[@BaddieBunnie]

From now on I'm calling cleaning out my fridge "food monster hunting"

[@sunnydaygina]

You're are so fun to watch and so spot on! I'm so glad your videos were trending for me. You need to be the host on 90 day Fiance!!!

[@jb-ze1yh]

Holding money over someone’s head and lying about things is called abuse. SMH

[@betsyh403]

Who are you talking about specifically? Or would it be all of them lol

[@reyfin4922]

@@betsyh403 I was going to say the same thing lol

[@tobiaslawrence8928]

I've read this somewhere in another comment section that kara is the girl from high school that never grew out of that phase. And to be honest, they are right, this girl still acts like she's still in high school and has never grew up.

[@rosameijering5161]

You actually said something i desperately needed to hear. Thank you. Most people talk to much but what you say makes a lot of sense

[@deeb8282]

You are hilarious!! I was waiting for your review on Muhammad...you nailed it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Erigato2010]

He makes apparently over 200k a year….but still needs his brother to live with him Huh 🤔?

[@Ajhcr]

Needs his brother to stroke his ego, and be his mouthpiece. How else will he knows how he feels about something unless John expresses opinion about it????

[@Erigato2010]

@@Ajhcr that makes sense

[@Ajhcr]

These two have a weird dynamic. So co-defendant. I mean I understand the shared messed up childhood but this is, idk, weirdly intimate.

[@greeneyesista]

He said he takes care of the brother. I wonder if the brother has some type of disability. 🤔

[@Ajhcr]

@@greeneyesista yes but we don’t say that word out lout anymore. But it’s all I can here in my head in that thick Baaah-stin accent.

[@tonym.8069]

Tbf I like Guillermo cause he's chill, the ex is good to do whatever with, but wouldn't be surprised if he's in a lot of ways like Kara. Always needing to party, loudest voice in the room, etc.

[@tonym.8069]

Though to be fair the ex has no filter and probably was trying to help, knowing someone like Kara wouldn't tell Guillermo she's cheated on people before cause she wants to be able to again

[@speedmeisterkym6120]

Of all the reviews on 90 day, yours is the one I watch to the end. Others I usually click away halfway through their monologue. Keep up the good work. Thank you

[@HRHQueenAngelita]

GOLD!!!! I could literally listen to you do your MOE impression all night. He gives off creepy vibes...he will dump her immediately mark my words.

[@ThaRealEbby]

Omg once he would of said the he would of been sent home! Man I wouldn’t trust Mohamed with my child alone! That’s crazy

[@ThimbleFox350]

"partying" or being a "party" person AKA alcoholic has never been cool lol you right

[@cherylstuetzle4436]

Yes! Kara is one step away

[@darling2122]

The memory of a golden retriever hahahahahaja

[@zahraaalz9621]

I love that self high five and fist pump lol. We love self motivation! Lol

[@handmadebykatiej]

Love seeing your videos! I’d rather watch your recaps of the episodes than watching the actual episodes 🤣❤️

[@bjjjb3056]

Same! I been so busy lately I just come here for recaps 🤪

[@brialeah7351]

This season is really good you should watch it. Me and my boyfriend watch it together for a little bit each night while we eat dinner and go to bed. Even he likes it 🤪😭

[@Candy-O1776]

Why is she so against the prenup? If she had such a successful Yoga business and home and everything she left…why didn’t she bring her own money as she was successful in Trinidad. Nope, she liked his Lou’s Vuitton luggage when she met him. Don’t tell me it isn’t about the $$$$$$$$$. I can’t stand him either.

[@moreepicrandomness9508]

I agree with you it's about the money but the same time I can't stand him because he treats her like trash there is a side to both of this when it comes to the prenup I feel like I understand where he's coming from but at the same time she's giving up a lot so it's a confusing messed up situation

[@kab9706]

Dude if money wasn't involved then nobody would go near Bilal in a romantic way. He's the worst.

[@Zvwry]

I think it’s a cultural thing other countries don’t see marriage as a business the way we do in America. Eventually she wanted to compromise and was willing to sign the prenup after a lawyer looked it over and he didn’t like that, it’s clearly not just about the money

[@SimmSumm]

Why does she care how his vows sound in English? It's coming from his heart and that's all that matters. Not the grammer

[@wanderandwonder7]

Oh my God, this guy gives off sociopath vibes. I hate his baby voice and how he never changes inflection even when he’s angry. His tone is always the same and he has that weird smile on his face even when he’s mad. I literally can’t stand him.

[@deborahhuckaby4623]

Completely the creepy zone.

[@kab9706]

He's a very creepy person. His voice and his eyes both give off a bad vibe. Like he has no soul.

[@wanderandwonder7]

@@deborahhuckaby4623 definitely

[@wanderandwonder7]

@@kab9706 I can’t imagine getting in an argument with him, his demeanor would drive me up the wall. Maybe we’re judging him too harshly, but he definitely gives off a really weird vibe

[@fredziffle5219]

Mo is seriously only here for “his” green card that’s why his voice never changes.

[@barbarakingry9163]

I think you should become a consultant for the show and specifically counsel each couple! You have good advice and perspective.

[@lil_debbie]

Did he study psychology? He has so much common sense !

[@cristania]

I Guess he Will do better in the closing interview

[@snooganslestat2030]

No respect for the guy thinking he pays so he decides everything. They know the person cannot work for a while so I dont know why they think it's ok to act like they've bought a person.

[@JadeMCameron]

I light up when I see new content from you! 😂 Great work.

[@Candy-O1776]

Me too!

[@handmadebykatiej]

I love how you imitate John spot on 🤣🤣

[@annarodriguez6808]

They go for looks and then realize they have nothing in common. No victims, just volunteers

[@moonstar68jr]

I hate when the Americans on the show constantly hold that they are paying for everything in the relationship! This makes them feel like shit! That convo needs to happen way before they actually get to the USA!

[@mothelomalema7522]

The conversations do happen. These Americans play selective memory once their partners move to America

[@alliekattlopez5535]

I watch this show, to learn what not to do.

[@andreatabor5670]

Your analysis is spot on! And your impersonations omg 😆💀

[@NoProHarrie]

"I am what I am, I like what I like" And that is what you can not think to have any stable relationship

[@jillianpantano6461]

"My taste is impetuous" I think you mean "IMPECCABLE"

[@badnewsbarbienewchannel2011]

Patrick should get hello fresh for her to cook

[@dianekuroda8513]

Patrick stating smugly his sense of style in clothing was " impetuous"...when he meant to say " impeccable"...had me falling out of my chair laughing. This is what happens when clueless fakers try to look cool. Busted ! Loved your Golden Retriever reference also !!! And the multilimbed robot ...Hysterical ! Loved your advice on " Have that conversation " about marriage & children needing to take place early in a serious relationship...right on dude ! Love your dead on take of these trainwrecks and am on your team to head up future TLC shows. Rock on...

[@Zarastro54]

He’s like the rich guy from Glass Onion. Tries to sound cool by using big words but is really just spouting malapropisms.

[@nell3753]

After Mohammad talk with his mommy, she gave him advice & (stay there!! Shut up. His beliefs, Don't come back here?!)🖤🤱🧑‍🍼

[@dominiquecardinal4987]

Im a woman and to be honest ,she is a party girl the booze is her #1 friend.lover,etc!!!

[@elizabethhansen6984]

Has Mo told Yves how much money he is going to be sending to his family in Egypt? He better tell her that is his plan. 99% of the people come here to make money to send to their families. Just think about it.

[@aw_1977]

Wtf did John even say, "My taste is... pectuous??" Jesus, John.

[@redzeppelin24]

Patrick looks like Wreck it Ralph.

[@ereneyes]

😂

[@TJ-wz3tt]

What does Patrick do for a living is what I wanna know?

[@JulieDmomof3]

Patrick mentioned the makeup artists, is who she told him about. So I'm confused why she was upset he booked them? Yet she wanted a drive thru wedding in Vegas with no preparation at all! Seems she just wants to control the situation. Especially who gets to know about the wedding. She is the one who told his younger brother about her dad not knowing. Yet got pissed when his older brother found out. When Patrick should have been the first one to get that information.

[@minuscaps]

I think a lot in their story is scripted. It’s really obvious!

[@brialeah7351]

Now that you point those two things out, I see what u mean. Hm.

[@kathrynabbott5032]

As they are paying for make up artist, Thiais can say what she want her to do. She does have to have what the make up artist gives her.

[@maryreilly5092]

John created a new word...."impectuous!" That's a mix of impeccable and impetuous! Add this one to the dictionaries!!

[@fooskafoo]

SPOT ON. THANKS WETSOCK FOR YOUR LOW THRESHOLD FOR THE BS OF THESE ENTITLED, DELUDED NARCISSISTS. I APPRECIATE YOUR BRUTAL HONESTY.

[@babble2leeza]

Sign a prenuptial that states all monies made from wedding date forward is 50/50. Anything before the wedding date is their own. Easy and fair.

[@mattechrome]

Yeah but it's clear he wants her to write it all away to him for sure.

[@garciayrivera]

😂😂😂😂 Your “Muhammad” voice is spot on!!

[@julietteoscaralphanovember2223]

I don't know why people get so stressed out planning a wedding. I loved planning mine and I've help plan a few other people's weddings too. I guess I just figured if something didn't end up perfect, its no big deal, at the end of the day I'd be married to a wonderful man who I love and adore. That's what was most important to me! Been married 27 years this month and still happier than ever! Neither of us are perfect, but we're human and support each other and still never go to bed or leave the house with a kiss, I love you and be safe! In my opinion, if both people love each other and want to spend the rest of their lives together, it should be the most important thing, not if something isn't perfect on your wedding day. On your wedding day, chill and focus yourself on the main reason why the day is happening!

[@barbarakingry9163]

Thais needs to learn how to cook. That was not stroganoff.

[@anne3067]

I think Yve is delaying on purpose, because she’s got to know that he’s only here for the green card.

[@nancyckmbow1251]

Your impression gets me rolling on the floor love from Senegal

[@kristenmiley2161]

Dude. You are SO DAMN FUNNY. Thank you for your wit. In the last 8 months I've lost my Dad, my nephew and my Aunt. It's been tough and I saw this video today and I laughed my ass off so much that I'm coughing and it's a wonderful thing. Thank you for the time you put into your videos. You are hilarious!!!

[@laurenreinhold7266]

Sending my love to you and your family

[@tonimcelroy9818]

Food Monsters lol... love it. When I leave food in the fridge too long I call it a "Science Project".

[@EyeofRa1133]

Mohammed is going to stay long enough with Yve to become established and then he's going to check out.

[@KD-id5zd]

🤣😅🤣😆🤣🤣🤣🤣 the Maury clip too me out 🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love this guys humor 🤣

[@Unrestfulll]

Bro you are mad savage for that intro lol but am here for it!!!!

[@matthewfabian189]

I feel like if I was in a situation where I could not work, see my family, or really make any progress in my life, I would probably be anxious to get that done as soon as possible.

[@sambencashin7421]

If I were Guillermo I’d bounce 😭😭😭

[@Casamigostookmyfriends]

Your 90 fiancé videos are my favorite!

[@sagittariusblack2879]

8:03 “Prince Eric who?!” 🤣

[@giggl3berrypi3]

You’re inuyasha shirt is 🔥 that’s all I wanted to say and love the commentary !

[@ahnonemous8250]

No one with a 90 day visa should be having a "real" wedding. Get a JP/courthouse marriage then plan the "fairy tale". Of course that would screw up the drama we live for but at that point all that matters is making it legal assuming they figured out should we or shouldn't we lol

[@OptimizeWithRajan]

Patrick’s brother is literally just Bill Burr

[@aliinwonderland656]

🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@michelleallred8521]

Yve is totally delusional!! He is absolutely 💯 using her for a green card so he can have citizenship & go home to mommy. This man baby disgusts me. Idc how "shredded" he is, that voice would have sent me running. Big NO for that

[@serenahardy4457]

Watch how Shieeda moves, not a stupid woman. I wish the the world knew in the Caribbean, we do have world class education, travel and experiences, don't underestimate

[@Happy-fg6fx]

She's a fool! Always making excuses for bilals bad behaviour! She's after the money.. what woman with selfrespect lets this 🤡 treat her like shit?? She's Only accepting him cause She's a golddigger! Has nothing to do if she's caribian or not!

[@passengershaming]

the impression of Muhammed has me ded, lol.

[@alismoran777]

Yve is the definition of a doormat

[@Ajhcr]

Right? How is she so desperate for this guy? He suuuuuuuucks

[@IBoyar001]

I'm tired of Patrick saying he is paying for everything

[@michaelbishop3439]

He IS paying for everything including Thais (that's the brutal truth).

[@Synquette]

I hollered at 14:58 with what the ex bf meant by “up each other’s…” 😂😂😂 A1 commentary per usual