Moist Sorghum (Horrific Figures version)

[@arrowtongue]

Prepatch figures never again

[@DiesIrae28]

Song that might play when you get crucified (Pre-patch version.)

[@Scoutspwnd117]

It's hard to explain, but this track made me slightly nostalgic.

[@RandomPerson-tn2ck]

+Scared +Scared +Scared +Deep Poison +Poison +Scare-Lock

[@Pinyaps]

mood: getting down to 100 hp and 0 sp in one battle with these dudes

[@RandomPerson-tn2ck]

Pinyaps Avoid all encounters with them until you light the bonfire and rest. You’ll have to fight over 5 of these guys in the bonfire fight but with enough firebomb spam it’s easy enough. After you rest they’ll start wasting turns trying to protect themselves or trying to “put out the fire”.

[@doggoarmstrong9216]

shitty mood

[@SirFuzzi]

Y'all need The Hottest Mag on Lanks, son.

[@dafu4725]

@@overseer9823 you think im going to spam firebombs on a horde fucking horrorific figures? at leat the kegger firebomb but not one wtf

[@magikman481]

@@dafu4725 this was before they got nerfed

[@HandyMark]

Pre-patch I managed to fight them all after using pretty much all of my items, but with the small bit of health and sp I had left the three fish dudes were impossible.

[@JoeSmoPedro]

I managed to beat them but their boss... He fucking deep fried my party.

[@deceptiveauto]

Am I the only person who had absolutely no trouble with these guys and just enjoyed listening to the sick music

[@woop6727]

you probly played the latest versions, where they were easy to beat, in the earlier version these fuckers were the hardest in the game

[@stewartsaurus5796]

Where's the song for the corpulent figure (the fat one)

[@KlimningPB2]

I played an earlier version and I got absolutely RUN OVER by them.

[@brandoncarino5188]

I didn't see these guys a problem. I didn't even have the hottest mag on and got thu this.

[@ouroboros5271]

Stewartsaurus Rampage. I think Clovis might have uploaded it.

[@mistajub8546]

thanks for uploading these b

[@woop6727]

thanks lad, loved this song and couldn't resist uploadin it

[@egtemp317]

This has a super chill vibe

[@monsterupdatewhen]

i like the one on the right

[@gayassfurry]

the shadowy figures remind me of metro ghosts

[@Matt28373]

Man, this song fucking rocks

[@therealsteelchill]

Sounds like it belongs in Suits

[@_piranha]

Holy shit, i just saw that the middle one doesn't have a gigantic brain, it's just the background. It's been 2 years until i realised it

[@hyperinvox9129]

*Hey, it's me, you, Or stev- Whoops wrong time period*

[@1288Darkness]

What were they anyways?

[@RandomPerson-tn2ck]

My guess is that their the children that used to live in the area. An NPC mentions that a lot of kids used to live in that area and went missing, and considering they guard those children’s drawings it seems like they’re probably the kids.

[@doggoarmstrong9216]

My personal theory is that it's the dead women's souls. But that's ridiculo- Quote from Pointless: "Tall shadows, all that the white flash left." Quote from Austin: "Everything is canon." ... o shit

[@1288Darkness]

So... like they were kids that took joy? Or just the spirit of women's... This game has a loot of deep lore i wish others explored it more

[@ouroboros5271]

Obeycap like in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, where the concrete was burned so much that it became a lighter shade, and as a result, where people stood or were sitting, negative shadows (dark patches of concrete) were left behind. Does that mean if the white flash happened to a woman who was just sitting against a wall or something, there would be a shadow of her left behind?

[@1288Darkness]

"Tall Shadows all that the white flash left" And a big one able to spawn more of these fucks

[@SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower]

What did the prepatch figures look like?

[@woop6727]

basically, the horrific figures had a shitton of health and dealt a moderate amount of damage, not to mention their attacks would deal +Poison and +Scared, so add all of that together and you got yourself a 10 min fight that you come out of with a dead lanks and no sp

[@fukkandre]

so basically it was worse than fightning jessie mack with brain damage on ur whole party

[@canofpeanut]

@@fukkandre brain damaged with alex makes the game extremely hard, but this is just a softlock

[@SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower]

Jesus

[@nekrodos]

yeah i guess

[@kippykippowpow9999]

DEATH GRIPS MUSIC

[@bosscoolaid1015]

These guys are annoying as hellllll