Listen To Charlie Talk While You Procrastinate | MoistCr1tikal

[@zeinzz1906]

I feel like this is the Charlie era, full on lore, story, character development, and hair development. Now we got his post credit scene, reviewing food, fighting some fake alpha males, and having fun with his friend. Truly a 100% on the MoistMeter.

[@هايالقناةفقطتجربة]

the first story was wild 💀

[@nosessniff]

That's enough internet for today 😂

[@z3v..]

based*

[@woolsockse.c5357]

Inspiring*

[@chimppower2748]

The fact he casually told his parents why is killing me

[@dmcyhmw]

ALL of them were wild 😭🙏

[@kay9271]

We’re gonna need the “Charlie Speedruns games while you eat lunch” compilation next

[@professional_messup]

Ayo lmao the gods have answered

[@kay9271]

@@professional_messup Sometimes I have good ideas

[@professional_messup]

keep the ideas coming my guy

[@AdrianaOfUndecided]

I'm late to the party but yes

[@ENOGMA]

Now need one of "Charlie talks about dying children while you bust a nut"

[@StompingLeaf]

Not even ten minutes in and wow this is unhinged

[@StompingLeaf]

Pray for me

[@Notch64]

@@StompingLeafLord o nelly on a pop sick all stick I came

[@nickname9866]

lol not even 1 minute, let alone 10

[@MommyAsmrEnjoyer]

welcome to old Moist lol

[@sleppyest]

lmao

[@Stratton1177]

2:15 imagine being THIS honest with your parents at that age xD holy fucking shit

[@Jaysonepp]

i was falling asleep until i heard “harley quinn fart porn” i bursted out laughing

[@zaydeshaddox7015]

Charlie needs to read Fifty Shades of Grey as an audible book.

[@TheOtherCaleb]

My goodness he talked about porn a LOT back in the day. 💀

[@quotient5]

i am loving these story compilations

[@jessicawillis4689]

Learning Charlie was a quickshot gooner was not on the bingo card today

[@Ren_Shahanshah]

Dude is that a normal thing? I’ve never even heard of this ability 😭

[@wowdude5056]

you need to do another one of these but instead its a story from different years so we progressively see his hair and mustache change over time

[@هايالقناةفقطتجربة]

1:46 "p diddy" what?! 💀

[@cromagnonidiot]

lmaoo

[@firechillbro720]

The diddler 💀

[@z3v..]

1:53 *

[@ThatGeekBoi]

This is absurd i feel like p diddy with fur!

[@kabeeeeeee]

p diddler fiddler

[@joesmo3722]

Loving these new story compilations from the official channel

[@Melon_Soda5]

13:20 Just for this segment, Charlie is such a good dude. It's insane to me seeing people just blatantly make fun of kids. It's nice to see someone address it for once.

[@TuffestChair]

This is so unhinged to listen to while doing aquarium maintenance.

[@joey2560]

Dude I was cleaning my betta’s tank too 😭

[@Balts11420]

19:19 never tuned in so quickly 😂

[@SRTJamo]

😭

[@elementsounds7027]

This is way better than his newer content. Like the amount he tells about himself to people he doesnt even know

[@SkateBake4Life]

These are genuinely the best thing for sleeping. Keep it up y’all

[@AdrianaOfUndecided]

You should add a clip of charlie saying "Anyway" between all the vids and then the iconic "Cya" is at the very end

[@PineapplePizzaBiS]

The Deep really branching out

[@jonahmyatt1580]

Gonna need more of these, got more sleep to do

[@lillntrovert965]

Can we get a video of “Charlie tells you school stories while you study”

[@vollp]

there's already SO many of those, just search "penguinz0 embarrassing story compilation" etc

[@VulgarInitials]

We need a 'Charlie tells embarrassing stories while your parents are going through a divorce' on this app

[@Ethanol-g6k]

listen to charlie talk to escape your horrific thoughts

[@WumboJumbo96]

I just so happen to be in the mood for a bit of procrastination right now.

[@averyeggyboi]

Somehow the way this man talks really helps reduce my anxiety, no matter the topic

[@xcaedes]

Tbh, this is the kind of video I would use for productivity.

[@TheInternetWanderer-d2j]

I love these stories

[@yamradnong]

Thanks for the lessons, btw that Harley Quinn skit literally blow my mind

[@EtonDG]

Why is it that the sound of Charlie’s voice is so calming?!?

[@Kromyl]

Listening to these videos helps me focus ngl

[@ulfhedinn79]

4:06 "I chose a half measure, when I should have went all the way. I'll never make that mistake again... No more half measures Charlie"

[@z3v..]

29:23 ah yes, the video i first found charlie from all those years ago

[@butterflyeffect6065]

Doing gods work with these videos

[@martimbrites68]

43:38 well this aged well

[@mr.swordtoast]

"I'm just gonna let the hair grow out, see what happens" is the greatest foreshadowing of all time.

[@Desyntee]

after the first two stories, charlie opening up the third story with "shitting on children" made me almost choke to death

[@scorleo1683]

“Damn thats my winky doodle right there……its going in my mouth”😂😂

[@darpanparkar4334]

The timing for this one is impeccable

[@mikec5400]

ill never be able to wrap my head around how people can believe the earth is flat

[@HaveanOreshnik]

Finally something I can fall asleep too instead of -women whispering- box fan ASMR

[@Comicbroe405]

I'm hooked right from the first story cuz damn that's crazy

[@Ninjujitsu]

finally one I had to skip out of disgust

[@garbadiel]

I'm a big fan of these videos big thankies The Moist Guy

[@z3v..]

4:22 bro predicted edging

[@SRTJamo]

I peeped that

[@GeeMachine]

Edging has existed since the dawn of man

[@Darkyy20]

The first story is to real

[@computerblue1271]

These are all my favorite versions of Charlie.

[@mao7]

I predict by next month these titles are gonna be as long as isekai animes

[@afourteenn]

oh good we can finally go to sleep

[@Kingmonkey836]

Goodnight guys hope you sleep well

[@Kingmonkey836]

I’m not sleeping what the fuck is this story

[@johnverba9598]

There is no shot fired within this universe, That would allow a man to share that first story

[@Terry-qy3dq]

This guy is hilarious 😂

[@dallasg3464]

I listened to this whole thing while being productive.

[@Nuggetsalwayscold]

Bro all these are killing me.

[@barny541]

You made me miss old charlie :(

[@Stones420McGee]

Keep doing these please 🙏

[@z3v..]

47:17 what happened to his audio quality

[@lonelsa]

what a magnificent Charlie playlist,you really merged together some of the best moist moments

[@butterflyeffect6065]

P. Diddy catching strays since forever 💀

[@FloppyOri]

Thanks now it’s 1 am and I have half an essay due tmr

[@flavinho-]

I can relate to all of these

[@tgdelulu]

i cleaned a large part of my room :)

[@NeuralPixel1997]

I’m loving this

[@adg3793]

i stumbled into this while doordashing and im fn rolling 🤣

[@ProfessionalJerry]

Just in time to sleep

[@PokCoding]

7 minutes in and im crying

[@samlawrence9041]

@43:38: the beginning of the lore behind Charlie's Jesus hair growth

[@RockieRoad_RBLX]

whys it all gooner related?

[@johnfelix6903]

Piss stained background charlies was different 😂

[@schemesthefox1255]

Why is the algorithm stalking me.

[@divin3mind]

most accurate title

[@ISAAA000]

THE THUMBNAILLLLL

[@blquasar]

The last story title sounds like a chubby emu vid lmfao

[@someonefxy]

The title is so real lol

[@Notch64]

The first story reminds me of the time I gooned next to my mom and brother on the couch while watching halloween 2018 without them knowing ❤❤

[@SamWal]

5:03 where's the link?

[@sickduck4470]

charlie ASMR

[@ddddddddddddddddddd]

never knew about the ocd stuff

[@InnocuousDuke]

Sadly I have already heard all these stories

[@z3v..]

1:53 aged badly

[@Kirbykibby]

Alright I feel exposed and called out with that title. How does he know?

[@angeldrl]

THE FUCKS GOING ON WITH THE FIFTH STORY

[@alatsus]

keeps the paranoid delusions at bay thank you charles white

[@L33tM4st3r]

20:15 had me dying

[@squeet0]

It's that time again 🗿

[@Hooksh0t]

Hey Charlie, leave those kids alone.

[@z3v..]

invalid opinion

[@usuario15965]

1st story relatable

[@The_BillCipher_simp_fangirl]

This is such a sigma wolf alpha male moment. I have never seen a better gigachad moment. I returned from Skibidi land and I sang: "Skibidi dop dop yes yes" for hours and hours, it was for sure fire, but now, when I saw this video, I sticked out my gyat for the rizzler and I said: "SHEESH", but today, my dad owns Roblox. 1 day later after this happening, I finally got the Grimace Shake, they all say to not drink it but I did, I became such a rizzler and got all the girls with my sigma wolf alpha male rizz. This day was so Banban moment in Ohio, I couldn't resist to play Minecraft and I ate pizza from Oklahoma with Nathanel B. I griddied so hard while it that the among us imposter started flexing his 1 2 buckle my shoe, 3 4 buckle some more, 5 6 nike kicks! This day was so sigma that Speed Mcqueen walked in and started doing the griddy with me, he started singing: "Swag in Ohio, down in Ohio" for hours until the skibidi toilet haunted us, but then Flamingo playing Roblox has saved us, the giant cameraman started gridding and we won, Flamingo is so sigma wolf alpha male. He will do everything to punch a girl to be sigma, Lankybox is so sigma too, they love Skibdi Toilet and Grimace Shake, that they drink every day. This day was so Fanum Tax that I died while screaming: "GYATT!". Now, I'm in Heaven and I'm singing so hard: "Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet" that God said: "No way, fatherless." and he sent me to Hell, where the Devil was gridding so hard with Flamingo playing Roblox, but then, a sigma wolf alpha male entered in Hell just like a Giga sigma Chad. We all bowed to him and then the sigma wolf alpha male started talking: "This was for sure a sigma Giga wolf alpha Chad male ban ban day.", but then, someone entered in and said: "Uhmm, actually, it's a sigma wolf alpha male Gigachad skibidi ban ban from Ohio day.", but then, the Devil tortured the nerd so hard that he gone to the sigma L+Ratio Oklahoma moment. After some days, the Devil sent me back to Earth. I was so sad and I wanted to kill the Devil so I got into a mission to kill him. I have travelled to the Oklahoma's sigma Pizza Tower, I defeated all the sigma Gigachads, it was for sure hard, but I didn't give up. After a day, I have finally come to Ohio.Then someone walked in with a sigma smile and said: "Swag in Ohio, Down in Ohio, oh wait, I'm not a dumb, I'm a sigma." and then I said: "No, I'm a sigma." then he said: "Fight me kid." and then I said: "Bet" then he whispered to himself: "He didn't put a dot at the end of "Bet(.)"! I should... No... I must correct him before he does!" then he says: "Bet.*" then I said: "" then he got defeated and he exploded with a: "Pop!". After a while, I've saw something. It's Patrick Bateman! The most sigma wolf alpha Giga male Chad from Ohio, he is drinking Grimace Shake and coming to me while gridding and singing: "Blue coems, white coems, original coems! If your girl is angry, she wants your black pencil! If your boy is angry, he wants your black pencil!". It is too much sigma skibidi Ban Ban from Ohio that I can't resist. I have to defeat him, but I couldn't, so he killed me and now I'm in Hell again and I got my revenge on the Devil. I'm currently crying so hard right now, I will live for eternity with the sigma Flamingo playing Roblox. Thank you, young man!

[@zechariahzen.6364]

What a devilish video to make 😂😂

[@senpai_cooly]

Is the first story AI generated

[@JuanPiece.]

No, why would you ask that?

[@frisskyy]

That was recorded before AI was barely open to the publuc

[@ghrocker99661]

I don't think Charlie saying to that girl she was one of the prettiest girls he's ever seen was that creepy or weird at all. But him mentioning over and over again how weird it was in the following texts, that was goddamn awful

[@cemeterywe4ther]

saying 6.5 is sad makes me sad bro. just bc it doesn't look like a sledgehammer when ur not horny doesn't mean that it's a sad ice cream cone💀💀💀

[@cemeterywe4ther]

also the heroin chasing dragon video is from south park lol. it's a game that stan started playing between guitar hero bc he was having withdrawals 😭

[@Kowiism]

Just a girl doing her makeup while listing to Charlie's stories

[@PrincessKeys9256]

His poor mother 😭

[@lanamcdonnell2662]

you being 5'6 makes you so much more attractive i cant take it

[@SixManager66652]

goddamn charlie was what he hates for a while there lol

[@Strawberry.bunnyz]

31:55 Did he get financial compensation?

[@stonedwizard0420]

I've only ever successfully blown myself in dreams.

[@Ninjujitsu]

48:00 actually not that bad

[@JoshTheWoz]

24:20