Mollymauk Becomes a Bisexual God

[@madanotap6492]

The fact that this happened immediately before and after caleb's backstory reveal is the greatest tonal whiplash I've ever seen

[@thepip3599]

That’s what makes it so funny.

[@veralidaine97]

I was literally just screaming "can I just go in the room with Molly? I'm not ready!" And it was somehow still worse than anything I imagined.

[@hithedragon7842]

The emotional whiplash is my favorite part of that episode. It just embodies the general tone of the show so well.

[@zorasilver1519]

Only rivalled by ep140 💜

[@cybersongbird952]

Just wait until episode 140 lol

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

Molly's Gender identity: FABULOUS! Molly's sexuality: Surprise Me!

[@Never_heart]

Windofscarblade to quote Hellsing Abridged, "AND NO ONE ALIVE CAN UNDERSTAND MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES!"

[@crowsandcryptids]

Pretty much same i think thats why i loved nd related to him/them so much

[@crowsandcryptids]

Neverheart also just yes because that is amazing

[@allblazing1160]

@@Never_heart join the club

[@scottbruckner4653]

He radiates big D I C K energy.

[@terry3906]

"Taliesin feels your pain... Molly does not."

[@MasherCaster]

I don't know what that means can I get filled in? Or at the very least get pointed towards Where I could find out?

[@Ajehy]

Masher Caster - Talesin Jaffe is the player. Molly (Mollymauk Tealeaf) is the character he’s roleplaying as. Talesin’s poking fun at his friends while still having sympathy for their embarrassment, while Molly is just having a blast and doesn’t give a shit.

[@sashawallace1916]

@@MasherCaster hey just answering if you're still confused. What talisen means is that he himself has been in sane situation that fjord was in, having to leave your room and sit outside in the hall way because your roomate is 'occupied', where as molly the character couldn't care less what fjord does whether its stay in the room or go out.

[@Juanelo000001]

@@MasherCaster It's like. "Taliesin understand you, Molly doesn't care"

[@HerrscherofLesbian]

Molly is your pain lmao

[@silphaer5353]

"Are you on the bed?" "nOtn'y more"

[@Lukos0036]

I can see why he wanted such a broad departure from Percy. He spent the better part of 5 years playing a self loathing genius, being more free and detached must feel liberating after all that.

[@Bolshoi333]

A lot of them are playing the diametric opposite to their Vox Machina characters, and it's fantastic. Sam said in an interview that the entire concept of Nott was to be the anti-Scanlan.

[@narutofan10036]

from a self loathimg genius to a very hedonistic genius

[@TroySpartan247]

And going from hedonistic to... curious, is another talesin jump. At least curious is the first expression I get of Me. Clay

[@yooooo8600]

@@Bolshoi333 Except Liam

[@silentjackm.d4490]

Not only that but taliesin in a weird way makes his characters a piece of him, taliesin is a weird dude by his own words so he prides himself on making his characters just as weird because he is as they are a part of him. Something I absolutely adore and why he's one of my favorites

[@heatherv3417]

I love how Taliesin talks entirely in his character so much so, that he said 'Taliesin feels your pain' as if it's a separate entity within him.

[@witchBoi_Connor]

I think Travis as awkward Fjord is the best, especially coming off Grog “Lady Favors” Strongjaw.

[@cinderfell]

in this house we love and support mollymauk tealeaf, patron god of the bisexuals and pansexuals

[@TheBestGoblinKing]

My god , my patron to be loyal and protect

[@crowsandcryptids]

And genderqueer/ nonbinary peeps

[@73crows]

My rightful patron good- May be reign always

[@williamaldred335]

Nar, Molly is Patron saint of just everything

[@wesleyr.6004]

But what about Jack Harkness?

[@JEST3R_]

Mollymauk, God of "I'm not picky. I just wanna enjoy the night"

[@mckinzeylabiche7736]

4:25 “I am your god, long may I reign... eat of my fruits.”

[@secpendragon9760]

I just ordered another fruit platter

[@moochie3817]

that was my senior quote

[@nahlotzul7851]

@@moochie3817 you had made an amazing decision

[@mickeysmagic89]

LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!

[@AnInkStick]

The fruit of his loins

[@Chernobog34]

Oh Fjord, I know the shame of the College Hallway Sit. Everyone who passes by your dorm knows exactly why your sitting there and they don’t even have to ask.

[@Nightraven26]

GrimSolaris he totally should've joined 😂

[@GZilla311]

TheSneakiestWarlock "Taliesin feels your pain. Molly does not."

[@Ajehy]

My first time ever, my roommate knocked on the door and I said “ten minutes!” We hadn’t been intending to go all the way. We did. By the time I opened the door it was 45 minutes later and my roommate was sitting in a friend’s dorm room giving me the death glare. After that, we went to my GF’s single.

[@alioness-w-noregrets7471]

While I didn’t do the hallway sit, I was watching KZbin videos but then one single glance and that was all I needed to see.

[@HinataElyonToph]

I mean I did the hallway sit but for a different reason. Our dorm was a newer building and had keycard locks and our student ids were our keys. I was the only one in my apartment who didn’t have class that day and was doing some cleaning. I went to take the trash out and I stupidly forgot my id so I got locked out and my roommates wouldn’t be back for a while. So I just sat there looking like an idiot 😂

[@jamesamala7371]

"how deep of sleeper are you" "Well, after a day like today, pretty deep" "We'll see about that"

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

"Fruit, don't be crass." Strangely my favorite Molly quote.

[@Altyrell]

Campaign 1 = It twas Vax Campaign 2 = It twas Molly ..... Now imagine those two AND Gilmore in the same room together ;)

[@GenshinLover283]

Altyrell Three Way.

[@TheBestGoblinKing]

Yas

[@scouttyra]

To quote the immortal (literally) Capt. Jack Harkness: "I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now"

[@RavenStorm1031]

The best mental image ever!!! Thank u friend!

[@myabella7104]

I almost never wanna see Molly and Gilmore meet, but I SO want to at the same time... They'd be unstoppable

[@IronBear88]

Last I recall, Taliesin came out as bisexual so of course this was extremely easy for him to play this role.

[@Biohybr1d]

Indeed Lord Taliesin is bi. Long may he reign.

[@kayleigh0711]

Aw seriously? I did not know that. Neat

[@tee-py3zx]

OOF! That "long may he reign" line hit me like a ton of bricks

[@Ajehy]

My headcanon: he has ascended and is now a celestial in the service of Sehanine the Moonweaver, CG goddess of night, trickery, lovers and trysts. He was known to worship her, after all. criticalrole.fandom.com/wiki/Sehanine

[@alycias7345]

Ajehy that didnt age well

[@theobormann9056]

@@alycias7345 Yeah, none of that did age well at all...

[@Hyperdragon97]

@@theobormann9056 Give it time!

[@billystokes3917]

@@theobormann9056 "I am your god" almost did...almost.

[@sugar-high_kitsune]

*Mollymauk Tealeaf* Patron God of the Sexual Spectrum.

[@Sen-ey5fg]

You mean patron god of hedonism and debauchery

[@tabathamoonstone8633]

Or both. He could totally be both.

[@GZilla311]

Chat The Cat Which domains do those follow to?

[@tabathamoonstone8633]

@@GZilla311 I think that love domain is a thing, so it might lead to that. Not sure about any others. I know surprisingly little about domains for a cleric main.

[@grymhild]

_"Godspeed"_

[@cjvs1604]

Free time Molly is best Molly.

[@BornAScout]

Mollymauk is a minor god of gender and sexuality in my new campaign that I'm DMing. Long may he reign. Edit- holy shit that's a lot of likes. Does anyone want the stat page & temple design I made for him? Edit pt2- okay i'm working on finalizing the google doc that i can share here with his temple design & the specific stats. I've been tinkering with it to make it mechanically balanced like the other 5e deities and im so excited to share it.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

OMG I LOVE THAT IDEA!!

[@bellasilva3159]

can i like... join?

[@Shane-impact]

YESSSSS My bard would so worship that god

[@nichotamer9418]

i have many bard/rogue characters that would gladly worship him

[@chromatic_fate7114]

Please tell me your not joking, because this sounds like one and I do not want it to be a joke.

[@RikuVA]

3:45 TALIESON! _THAT LAUGH!_ *_MY GOD! XD_*

[@oliverlambert1336]

Matt's reaction as he catches on is perfect

[@justatiefling9528]

I'm bi and I accept Molly as my new Lord and Saviour.

[@justatiefling9528]

Sign up here to join my new religion, folks. Peacock Jesus loves you. No conditions, just love and support in these trying times. 🙏

[@TheQuyman]

i shall prostrate myself at the alter of the purple man

[@73crows]

All hail the bisexual god

[@jmason7967]

I must testify! Molly, Beau and Jester have been a queer reawakening for me; the inspiration of my new piercings, undercut and gay confidence. Be the Chaos you want to see in the world! Long may (t)he(y) reign!

[@Pyrodxd]

Ready

[@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat]

Who here is a member of the Church of Mollymauk?

[@TwoGoblinsInATrenchCoat]

YES! One supporter flocks to the purple banner!

[@Ajehy]

Meeeee! Also, the first of our flock seems to have vanished...

[@skydragon6943]

Where does one sign up?

[@shewolfblacklink1062]

I am straight but I accept molly as an actual patron.

[@MasterXboxGames]

I declare this moment, Mollymauk Tealeaf's best, non-combat, moment.

[@alycias7345]

bruh what’s his best combat moment, death?

[@MercuryCat]

Look. I want to like this but it’s a perfect 69 likes so I legally cannot

[@ikakid]

Long may he reign.

[@naamasharon4712]

HAHA the way it slowly dawns on the rest of the cast! The moment he uttered that swift "cool. we'll find out" I was like YAS MOLLY YAS also: "AND OTHERWISE". hail Mollymauk (': and Tal.

[@Sewiefortune]

omg i miss molly : / ill never forget the time he panicked and just jumped out a window and ran

[@alisonlazarus5989]

YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!

[@Lady0Chi]

In my current campaign, I am a half siren and I had to leave the table for 10 min while we were heading out of a theater. So I told everyone I will be back in 10 mins, my girl is looking for the richest looking man she can to take her home and give her a warm place to sleep. My old DM who is playing laughed and I yelled back as I walked out, "I am going full Mollymauk this time. I am channeling his spirit through her."

[@vadeasnether3939]

The ending of this clip is hard as hell to watch now

[@GZilla311]

vadeas nether The whiplash was amazing.

[@elizabethkblanco4620]

What about now?

[@hatch2141]

honestly finding out that taliesin is also bi makes this sooo much better. no straight man could make this much of a bisexual character whos literal colour palette is a bi flag

[@lagggoat7170]

I never realized that with the colour palette but now my mind is blown. I´m not bi (although before I knew of asexuality and the split attraction model I thought I was) and this makes me love Molly even more (and he already is my favourite).

[@ElfQuestComicDubFamily]

SPOILERS Percy-Blue Molly-Purple Caduceus-Pink Coincidence?! I think not!

[@sonofjack246]

As a straight man, I take this as a challenge... And I heartily accept!!

[@73crows]

This is amazing news

[@carlakingslayer925]

@@ElfQuestComicDubFamily Even better, pink is Taliesin's favourite colour.

[@LadyLier17]

This bit is amazing Molly is a god! Long may him rein

[@mastermurda7330]

As a heterosexual male I would love to worship our God, Mollymauk Tealeaf

[@math_plant]

Sometimes, when I miss Molly, I come back to this video and have a chuckle

[@1400Echo]

Does this mean i can have a cleric who worships molly?

[@Luinta]

Blessings of the Dickster

[@Lady0Chi]

I showed my sister this clip and she asked that very question. I told her his festivals are filled with wine and celebrated on full moon nights. There you do whatever makes you feel good and as his cleric you are expected to leave every place better than you found it.

[@KumaoftheForest]

CR needs to release a minor god Mollymuck stat sheet

[@Ajehy]

I mean, he canonically follows the goddess of trickery, night and sexuality... bet she’d have a job for him. Imagine Molly the celestial, coming down in disguise to aid wandering mortals, spice up their lives and leave a bunch of little Aasimars in his wake.

[@rainemae]

WELL THIS AGED WELL

[@nekoali2]

Well there are certainly a lot worse gods to worship. I have a feeling that his ceremonies will be interesting and enjoyable at least.

[@rimmytim3541]

I'd rather worship Mollymauk over Dionysis

[@BadWolf739]

Most fertility gods do have pretty wild parties.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@rimmytim3541 yeah, way less ritual dismemberment in Molly's secret forest cult parties xD

[@Mothman1992]

I'm waiting for this to turn into an animation

[@VapricKnight]

Taliesin: Hey, what if hedonismbot was a demon?

[@Ajehy]

Steamed Hams - That is basically Molly’s philosophy.

[@justaghostinthesea]

​@@Ajehy is that a euphemism?

[@BrokenHeartAlchemist]

Godspeed, Molly. Long May He Reign!

[@jx5158]

"FRUIT. Don't be crass." Fucking miss molly

[@NotAnAnimator]

3:29 "D'you have people in there with 'food'?"

[@shadophaxx2401]

In hindsight... If only they knew...

[@DemonKeeperArts.n.Crafts]

Ah this is one of the many reasons I adore and love Molly "and I'm going to need someone to feed me and talk to me as the entire things going on" Long may the beautiful Mollymauk reign no matter where they be 🎪👑💜💞

[@jimmyheidrick2719]

Fjord: “my friends in there.” Random patron: “congratulations.”

[@silverackerman394]

...molly may turn into scanlan with with the whole "I have NO PREFERENCE, and UP FOR ANYTHING"

[@SomeKindaSpy]

oof

[@gunnarollaisawesome]

i mean

[@alycias7345]

that didn’t age well

[@redrevelry]

I am /fascinated/ by molly. As lesbian I love one (1) "man" and good Lord he is amazing

[@kariissmol9172]

hello fellow lesbian identifying person, I am also a lesbian identifying person and I stragely had a sex dream about mollymauk, therefore I deduce he trancedes gender and is therefore free to lewd for anyone long may he reign.

[@lilyminer9164]

All us bi kids worship him, molly is god

[@vaibhavguptawho]

Coming back here after today's episode of Critical Role (27th May, 2021, Ep 140).

[@soars2268]

I literally stopped the video and went to get grapes. Huzzah to Mollymauk, long may he reign!!

[@dagalovesme]

Okay I’m laughing way too hard at this but close captions at 3:51 is the best thing ever, especially as an aussie

[@GugaDev]

Shine bright circus man

[@Liecham]

This cost $7545 (America dollars) just in case anyone wants to know. Pretty accurate cost I think.

[@nonamesecho8381]

It's offcial, I am no longer an athiest. I have found a god I can truly love and worship. Hail the fabulous Mollymauk, god of self-representation. Long may he reign.

[@darkspine1052]

"I'll take an apple and say... Godspeed"

[@TheBestGoblinKing]

In this episode i found my God and Religion

[@cooperhuss6823]

Praise be!

[@battyrae1398]

becomes? like he wasnt already?

[@cjvs1604]

Rae Bracken Its just another piece of evidence for the pile really

[@KumaoftheForest]

I REALLY hope Cadeus and Mollymuck get to meet someday and Mollymuck just says “thanks for watching over the Mighty Nein”

[@theMillieBun]

me too

[@veralidaine97]

Mollymauk, he's not muck.

[@RenMi86]

Caleb didn't leave, did he? If he didn't... oh my.

[@enwarrior8163]

(Blushes red in realization) oh my indeed

[@morgan9660]

i mean, he IS bi… plus doesn’t he have the grease spell?

[@paramitch]

Caleb was in the other room with Nott and Beau.

[@Burori1]

LONG MAY HE REIGN!

[@mickeysmagic89]

Long may he reign. LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!

[@_stxtchxs_5160]

I'd love some videos on jester! Ps; molly is a bisexual icon and nobody can or will stop him.

[@sillinator]

Molly is also genderfluid! Talesin confirmed it in an episode of Talks Machina.

[@beefrd]

2:23 gets funnier every damn time I watch it.

[@ilessthanthreeu99]

i don't want to say ICONIC lightly, but....... i mean.........

[@nerdsnnuance2405]

Boy. Such lighter and more jovial times. That line now. Both makes me smile, and feel anger.

[@bigbadbob7070]

Is it just me, or does Travis Willingham (Fjord) sounds really similar to Patrick Warburton, cuz when I hear him speak I can’t stop thinking about Kronk

[@AIOBA]

That laugh! I-I just can't! 4:45

[@abbyb8332]

4:27 oh my god, for so long now I though it was, "I am your god, love me Irene.. " but it's actually, "I am your god long may I reign..." I shall now press my forehead against the door in disbelief.....either way the line is hilarious!!

[@AnInkStick]

If it had been there’d be comments of people begging to be the hypothetical “Irene.”

[@gab3963]

“How deep do you sleep? Doesn’t matter, find out.”

[@deathbykonami5487]

Even before they showed the character portraits, Mollymauk was showing that he's "double horny" (gahhh I coulda worded that better but the punchline is still there)

[@_____2219]

I mean he does have the bi colors

[@cameronhall6825]

long may he reign

[@procrastinator99]

That last part hits differently after this most recent episode.......

[@Hyperdragon97]

Even more so now!

[@kayleigh0711]

Everyone in my brother's 2nd dnd group is thirsting after the Molly standin he has. Both of us reacted with "we must @ taliesen"

[@Kylereece98]

This has aged wonderfully

[@SolrSurfr3]

That is an absolute power move if I ever saw one XD

[@Im_a_B0rd]

Did Caleb even leave the room?!

[@The_Dragon_Tiamat]

👀

[@anjelica948]

I love how Fjord’s qualifying statement is “Do you have a guy and a girl in there with food?” That just made me burst out laughing.

[@topdog2007]

all hail talsion may he live for ever and rein over us all for ever more! hail percy!!

[@ZaxleTV]

3 years later. He reigns once more

[@dennisboone1580]

so sad long may he Reign and it was not very many episodes after this we lost Mollymauk Tealeaf

[@uhltide3]

Long may he reign!

[@BisexualWrath]

I miss our God, long may he reign

[@thevoidlord1796]

I missed him a lot today

[@braxtontye8258]

Long may he reign!!!

[@TenohHikari]

I really want to see this animated😂

[@yzertqhbog6597]

I have been searching for this highlight for a while now

[@chouderr1089]

I still cant get over the line 'long may he reign' and its presence as early as this.

[@alioness-w-noregrets7471]

Thinking about Molly’s personality, if he was given the chance to learn how to belly dance, I wonder if he would take the chance or if he would prefer to be the one who was watching…

[@_____2219]

He would do both

[@annsh.6487]

He literally does do that, yes. Incredible

[@emh84]

Long may he reign indeed

[@DoctorWhoLuver100]

💜 Long may he reign 💜

[@scouttyra]

... Why do I feel like Taliesin has had (an) experience(s) like this before?

[@sybariticcupboardrat3763]

Duuuude. Taliesin is like the unofficial king of the Renaissance Fair scene. The people who put on those things are notoriously casual about sex and sexuality. I would be shocked if drunken debauchery in cosplay with multiple people hasn't been ticked off his bucket list.

[@xlDysenterylx]

When Marisha stood over Molly's grave and said "long may he reign," I lost it.

[@moonlight2870]

I guess that makes Taliesin a biramid

[@tasmynjean3900]

Incredible to remember this is where his most iconic line came from......fruit and company and making the other party members uncomfortable

[@vexxama]

That giant flask though

[@wikeddestroyer7941]

😥😥long may he reign😥😥

[@actually_a_catt]

Long may he reign ;-;

[@NeverQuiteAlex]

I am Molly, and it makes me so happy.

[@tekakiuluy3221]

I forgot this is where it originated. Welp

[@sakura13351]

Yes.

[@jamescasto4741]

Long may be reign