Monday Morning Podcast 10-9-23 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about Niagara Falls, golf clubs, and American tourists.
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[@Splathew]

Bill was thinking about the Belichick thing the whole time he was eating. He came back from his dinner and was like and another thing 😆 🤣 😂

[@cucumber_water]

Right on time!

[@TheBanchou]

Listening to two people argue about sports is like listening to two nerds argue about which lightsaber color is better.

[@luciferigno408]

As an avid sports fan, you're absolutely right. Just 2 different types of nerd.

[@ShemHarris420]

Whenever Bill talks about sports he sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force to me, specially when Carl does his (Stone cold Lock of the Century) - (Of the Week)😂

[@AniA-lw8tu]

Thanks for this episode. What an epic rant.

[@deadraider420]

Betta late than nevaaaaa. Thanks for the podcast Bill

[@jakethesnake4971]

Fun fact: the Mon and Thurs podcast both came out on Friday.

[@NankerPhelge65]

Two for one Friday !!

[@BobMinelli]

My brother from another mother in space and time... THANK YOU for not becoming a douchebag, like so so many others have become. His to the lovely Nia. Peace and love brother! 🌱✌️

[@PierreNgo]

So true

[@dontshootimfri3ndly853]

Is that you Bill?

[@satyrcreekergang4985]

Damn mr Burr.. My depression almost Got depressed by waiting for The Monday Morning Podcast. But today you saved it by uploading the Monday+ the Thursday version on the same Day . Thank you. 👍👍👍👍 Stay safe 🤘🇺🇲🇩🇰🤘

[@NankerPhelge65]

Two for one Friday!!

[@supersaiyanzero386]

Haha good email. It is always a toss up "troll? Or stupid?" In the end i go with both. Leaning toward it being a rile up tactic due to the words "mediocre at best". That is one of the phrases I used to get a South Park Trevor's Axiom reaction going (look it up)

[@markalvarez1571]

Bill saying Scrott-Um not scrotum is hilarious

[@mushtikla1]

The "RnB" drummer you were talking about is Larnell Lewis! He played Enter Sandman I think. I watched him live with Snarky Puppy and it was freaking awesome! He is insane for sure, they have him on a lot of their songs and he always has some insane solo.

[@AHighlander]

Presumably his first attempt was better than any of Lars'. ;)

[@jaysonblake4865]

The patriots rant was spot on.

[@loveit7484]

Lol! Love it when Bill gets worked up.

[@Dazedreamzzz]

I got to attend that canton show and it was a ton of fun!

[@travisg999]

Always love hearing you love my town of milwaukee. we love you too!

[@youknowwhat8945]

Never seen a baseball match, but I feel for u old red frackels ;D

[@NankerPhelge65]

37:30 its just a troll Bill 😂

[@OldBaldWookiee]

Bill i was there to see you in canton . It was a great show def cold as hell tho lol i was beyond hyped tho as it was my first comedy show ever let alone seeing a legend like billy burr in the flesh

[@robynvanhorn]

I'm jealous !!!! I'm drunk, stoned and listening to this podcast. I had no idea about Bill before my boyfriend. He is actually jealous that I listen to Bill more than other comedy !

[@OldBaldWookiee]

@robynvanhorn it was great id recommend getting tickets next time he comes close to you he tours alot and announces his tour schedules on the podcast

[@b_i_l_l_w_i_l_l_i_a_m_s_o_n]

Legendary football rant holy smokes haha

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

46:54 Thank you for addressing & challenging this social tendency with receipts and a mindset check.

[@jakehaye]

Billy Bill Belichick Burr

[@Catani84]

Damn.. Today I searched the news for Bill Burr....I was getting worried there for a second buddy. At least searching for you I found the trailer for your new movie LEO. Old Billy stepping up the ladder....congrats redhead

[@NankerPhelge65]

Me too 😢

[@HoboJIm117]

His editor slacking I found this podcast on Google on Monday

[@khangaienkhtur1258]

The Friday Morning After the Thursday Afternoon just before Friday Monday Morning Podcast

[@NankerPhelge65]

Where were yaaaaaaa ! ?

[@rig-zag]

Happy Mond... Oh, wait..

[@alittlewasted3869]

Dick Butkus somehow is the embodiment of both a city a team and a football position. You think of Chicago Bears Linebacker that is Dick Butkus.

[@hotdog5178]

Ole Billy's trademark patented punctuality.

[@NankerPhelge65]

😂😂😂

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill!!❤

[@patrickbb9470]

There's a restaurant in park city UT called "Adolphs"

[@NankerPhelge65]

Oh jeeezus😮

[@kryptico2240]

Was scared it wasn’t coming!

[@djdaddio1]

SKROW TUM !!! LOL

[@rorycrabbe7146]

Pool is actually really hard, it took me at least 8 years to fully 8 ball someone and I mean starting from the break and fully cleaning up the table and they don't get a turn

[@AHighlander]

We call that getting 'grannied' over here.

[@reneefahner3486]

I weirdly love when Bill cusses those nasty words !

[@jonwebb5633]

Let Zappe Play!! Come onnnnnnnnn!

[@badstar9670]

Hell yes! Welcome home bud

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

Ol Billy uploads

[@Iggysdust]

18:54 he's going to be 98 in that HOF jacket with a walker coming out to that song for his special

[@BlizzardDaPup777]

Ol Billy forgot to upload therrrr

[@AndresGomez-ct7qb]

Actually listened for 10 min before realizing this is the same ep uploaded to SoundCloud yesterday 😂😂

[@nordicfrost]

Fun Fact: Niagara Falls is Currently 53% Fentanyl

[@countryboy2324]

No wonder people got so much of it to put in drugs. 😂

[@dt_052]

How

[@Tony-Madisson]

FenFact

[@kristoferaigner4905]

That’s why people survive going over… they don’t tense up from the pain.

[@shmegma4371]

​@@dt_052I believe it's called...a joke 🤔💡😮

[@_Desiree_]

13:20 Never baby, never ❤

[@dude3678]

Was in Canton. Next time I'm gonna wear a full body snow suit!

[@BostonShovinstuff]

Hey Billy Beer Nuts ! * crisp high five * from Boston .

[@josephjones9718]

Happy Friday the 13th yall

[@countryboy2324]

No disrespect bill but it sound like your mom was tryna do something strange to else. 😂

[@michaelciuzak4370]

How do we get Bill to a million subs? Seems like he should have been there awhile ago

[@likearollingstone007]

Ya right cause he needs the $$

[@archibaldvonkranski8881]

Everyone in hospitality loves when Americans dine in. That $10, gleefully goes into our top pocket and really makes our night. P.S don't tell the boss😅

[@kevinmccombs3201]

After gargling TB12's hog for 20yrs, this 🐬 fan was rock hard watching the Pats get curb stomped 2 weeks in a row 🤣

[@dallassylvestre8155]

Friday morning podcast

[@leundrewilliams2433]

Good shit shout my city Milwaukee

[@TheGoodie2]

I’m getting to watch Monday and Thursday pods on Friday. I was getting worried. Where’s Billy Boy?

[@Darryl_from_work]

34:34 ...just needed to timestamp this rant for later

[@TC-jo2vj]

Bill you’re really missing out, golf is calling to you. It really makes your life better.

[@AHighlander]

How though?

[@TC-jo2vj]

@@AHighlander I know you got buddies that golf, just trust me.

[@AHighlander]

Nah. Older brother & his pals do though. Never got the appeal.

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

Pretty sure the other General, whose name began with D is Douglas MacArthur.

[@loganburntitus6948]

was laghing so hard at bill ranting at that letter about brady , patriots. I admit I fucking hate the Patriots but Id never deny their amazing run of just insane dominance.

[@christopherallen9580]

Good Morning Deputy Dawg

[@jta1973]

I guess the old "is it Brady or is it Belichick?" question has been answered...

[@rodrigoaragon4934]

Bill, you need to finally take it: The King Sport all over the world is Soccer! What can you do? Don't fight it...

[@Downs-Indroam]

I am a Bills fan and despise Belichick and Brady. But that does not make me blind to the way Belichick changed the game, how dominant Brady was, or how great either of them have been their entire careers. It is sad people can't differentiate the two things in this day and age... P.S. I also kinda like Mac Jones and think he will have some really good years ahead.

[@emailvonsour]

How did Belichick change the game? What system is named after him? What star pupils of his have had success or changed the game? What is his coaching tree? A defensive-minded head coach while all the major innovations in the league are to offense? That's the guy who "changed the game"?

[@blackcrowe318]

Old people forget when they absolutely lost their minds over The Beatles. lol

[@RaphaelHameed]

I've been there & done that but Bill (no relation to Raymond) Burr, how would you know what a Hit Of Crack feels like... LOL

[@Jakeakatheone]

My first concert was Charlie Daniels

[@killyacrittercreepybug4273]

❤❤❤❤HI everybody ❤❤❤❤❤

[@noahjames5404]

I just relapsed... I am a Comedian and a very successful (cant mention job) as well. Anyways I love doing Xanax, rookies, and fetnyol and just nodding out to the podcast. GOOD

[@DonHousiferBMI]

Made it

[@OldManGame]

They sell football card sets Bill...

[@ricflair7603]

Family back easht

[@tomroberts2135]

Bill - I am literally going to court right now for doing an illegal U-turn in traffic and telling the cop "yes, I did it, I'm sorry, it was stupid of me." He turns the camera in and the DA decides - oh, he admits it? Then let's tag "assault" on to the charges and bring him in. Assault only means that my actions "may have caused fear in the public" and so now I'm $5k poorer for the fine so I avoid jail. I did the right thing, the cops were cool... shitty lawyer saves the day for America. Yay.

[@christopherallen9580]

I've never boughten glasses?

[@coltsummers8233]

Joe derosa

[@THR33_Dizzle]

yeah, i had to listen to your shit jokes on soundcould, lol

[@Krossd1]

4 sassy days late

[@konkon4488]

Bill Bellichick continues to show his mediocrity as a coach ever since Brady left. Brady made up for a lot of the Patriots shortcomings (both as a roster and coaching). He just happened to benefit from riding the coattails of the GOAT

[@shmegma4371]

Email about patriots hc being mediocre and nothing without brady was clearly trolling bill, baiting him into a rant 😂

[@Games_and_Music]

6:44 They're not Rockstars, i know you're joking, but it's so lame to see Pop singers act like they're Rockstars. I mean, Pink is kinda badass, she goes hard, but she doesn't do rock or metal, she's just a Popstar. Kinda funny as well, because when i watch F1, there's an advert on TV with old Rockstars in it complaining about cubicle people calling each other Rockstars, and Ozzy and Paul Stanley etc. are like "Don't call yourself a Rockstar unless you ARE a Rockstar!", which i fully agree with, hah. 22:55 That doesn't count, man! That's like saying you don't buy cigars, when you still smoke em. You're playing golf, it doesn't really matter anymore if you own a set of clubs or rent some when you get there, you're still doing it!

[@phuckyou6314]

Pink is also documented being at Epstein Island…

[@TheMMObro]

Competitive gamers.. we do that shit... I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME lol

[@jeffs.605]

I hate Raiders but admire their Loyal Fans ! Never ashamed & their Pride Unwavering Year after Loosing Year ! Also , It is boring watching Dynasty Teams (i.e. Patriots/49's) year after year (like a damn rerun) and having to Hear the Gloating Fans boasting and bragging !

[@jeffs.605]

.Repeating themselves...saying the Same things...being Redundant..Soo BrUTaL !

[@curtismorris8243]

Need to add notes saying when your sports rant is over so we can skip ahead.

[@johnsimms8845]

Bowen Yang has been nominated multiple times for Emmys for being on SNL. Can anyone reasonably explain to me why? Everything he touches is over the top and his Asian portrayals are literally standard (think Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffanys) racist stuff played for non-existent laughs. If a non-Asian did it people would lose their minds.

[@Spoonky92]

Pats fan here. Bellicheck and Brady are overrated.

[@eliafuimaono]

Taylor Swift writing more than Bill Burr

[@killezio3killezio342]

0 minutes ago, nice

[@NoJokeFFCC00]

dude bill used to talk about interesting parts of society and culture and now since he got married he talks about being married and sports. blaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh ff to the old replays at the end

[@daviddori7265]

I'm a Pats fan, and I think Bellichik is a mediocre coach. He failed in Cleveland as a coach. He lost in New England till Brady started playing. He benched Butler for a superbowl, and as a result, the Eagles won. He lost the superbowl when the Pats were undefeated. He's overrated.

[@peteg2715]

He's a top 3 all-time defensive mind. All 6 Pats SBs had a top 8 defense. In SB42 it was the offense that got shutdown, not the defense shitting the bed. Did the reason Butler got benched ever get revealed?

[@daviddori7265]

Hey man. Thanks for the reply. Bill will go down as the best coach ever. He's part of the reason why the Pats won. I just put more stock in players. He benched Butler cos he missed a few meetings cos he was sick. Bill did not run the ball enough in SB 42. I don't know how much of that is his fault. I just wanted to drop Bill Burr a comment cos he went off on that emailer.

[@willyumlouis]

You're not a Pats fan if you say Belichick is mediocre. Plus I think you're a moron for saying that when he has 8 SB rings lol. Jump on the Chiefs bandwagon.

[@4514rooster]

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[@gindginnest3336]

_==_

[@JShawnPaul]

I saw you at the Fiserv forum Sunday night. Great show but was it a standup special? Definitely not your funniest and what happened? I saw that it was being recorded and it looks like you sold out the arena. I had four seats and I’m gonna get some thing different next time.

[@jacobkrull2352]

Yeah I was wondering if it was a stand up special or a live podcast and it didn’t look full from up top from where I was

[@cliffordmiles5327]

39 minutes ago

[@dr.ogremitsu-77]

4th

[@Nugliscious]

I'm a Bengals fan and have been for years. Bill, enjoy your memory while you still have it. Mine's down the crapper due to seizures. Love your podcasts and gigs. PS:Amen to the reference of the religous lunatics brainwashing the masses.

[@degz1s]

hey

[@GriffinMaria]

Bill went from Travis Kelce to suicide by Niagara Falls so quickly that my head is spinning

[@Jean0987654321]

Typical New England fan. 😂🤣 They can't not deny that their lords and saviors cheated 😂😂🤣

[@SocialKarens]

Pee pee poo poo

[@Krossd1]

4 sassy days late