Monday Morning Podcast 4-1-24 | Bill Burr

Bill rambles about the history of the easter bunny, Ohtani 'not gambling', and surprise nose jobs.
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[@w4rf4c39]

“Want to go on a boat ride?!?! April Fools! You’re a slave now..” - I’m 💀

[@Omoloya1]

✊🏿⛓️‍💥✊🏿, you AND Bill are right - only half make it to Club Med!

[@micahsouza8016]

Bruhhhhh, I'm gonna lose my shit if I hear this line

[@Vote_By_Mail]

2:36 --Wtf did he just say..??😂 Guess he's making like, a euphemism or something... But it's a chicken egg. It just doesn't makes any sense lmao.

[@zivaray]

Bill…your roasting of Charlamagne on the breakfast club is phenomenal. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@dazingamaine4318]

opposite happened to me today. guy shouting about sigma and how we don't need women. that guy and Charlemagne talking would have been gold )

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

Bill literally became everything he made fun of , he should roast himself.

[@edwinrodriguez9707]

Stay in the comments momo​@@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555

[@BoxingGOATEdits]

​@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 can you explain? I don't like the new elite arrogance of Burr but he's still funny imo

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

@@BoxingGOATEdits he has not been funny for 7 years, latest 2 specials was absolute dogshit. He just all around sucks at comedy and as a person. I used to listen to the podcast bit he is unbarale now

[@anttmann6123]

Freckles thank you for being safe, we need you.

[@THEBOOKOFJASHER]

BILL BURR IS APART OF MY DAY EVERYDAY , NEW OR OLD PODCAST ALWAYS

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

...same here....I disagree with some...but that is what makes it good 😊

[@nighthawk1758]

33:55 Bill rips one 🤣

[@vegamedina289]

U mean squeaks two 😂

[@BlakeChaves]

I heard it and had to run to the comments. Billy old farts had me thinking I was going crazy for a second 😂

[@Nyoshi219]

Squeekahh

[@Nick_315_Palumbo]

33:54-33:57 oleeeee Billy bubble guts 🤣🤣

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

I caught Bill’s appearance on The Breakfast Club, on KZbin. Of course, it was great. I always let the other podcasters know that I will watch anything with Bill Burr in it. Because Bill always delivers. It’s how I found out about at least a half a dozen other podcast that I now watch Frequently, if not regularly.

[@jodiblunt1710]

Please tell me you have watched him twice on Dr. Phil Live! I may rewatch it now... laughing so hard is a guarantee. LMK!

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

@@jodiblunt1710 AT LEAST twice.

[@GrimRomanXIII]

Where is the new content Mike, we’ve been waiting years

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

@@GrimRomanXIII Understandable. And thanks. A lot has happened. But I am planning to do some videos in the near future. Stay tuned!

[@JokersNtheOddball]

don't you forget about bill

[@MahkyVmedia1]

33:55 old Billy ripping ass

[@theadvocate4698]

Bill Burr playing JFK...i was stunned, can't wait to see the movie!

[@crazy_straw]

Had an entirely rabbit based dinner while listening to this 🔥

[@Vote_By_Mail]

liar.

[@TolarRay]

So cool that Bill went to nc state. I graduated last year - a year too early!

[@alyssatipton5080]

It's ole Billy Bunny Burr!

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

Mondayyyyyeeeee

[@blashblash62]

The best 10 minute rant this year, outstanding!

[@XandiMusic]

Aww thanks for laying these nuggets of comedy gold, Billy Cottontail!

[@tommyaudio]

banger after banger on this one. billy butt bangers comin thru once again!

[@toddconley3245]

I watched you recently on the Auto Complete Interview. 5/5 stars Freckles. Your story of ironically getting a role on a Star Wars show is always great.

[@christiansmith9414]

billy the easter burr

[@kristoferaigner4905]

I love when old Billy red toes gives em the treatment! 😂 "So you had to reference a character in a movie..."

[@dan_evilrobot]

Monday!!! For Bill Burr's morning podcast.

[@user-db5ox4vt5j]

Bill just ripped ass lol we love u bill

[@PocoLoco21]

Love you Bill. Continue on taking care of yourself and your health.🤎

[@38calibercoffee]

This is a good one.

[@AdADglgmutShevanel]

lol I loved the German voice on the Easter Bunny

[@OldSkullInn]

Steve Martin is awesome, Banjo pickin' legend. I agree with Bill completely. - If you're in a relationship and change how you look without consulting the person or persons with whom you're involved, screw you. Man or woman. I was attracted to how you look before I like or love you. You change that before we talk about it, and I'm gone. Physical attraction is important and anyone saying otherwise is a liar.

[@shamanllama]

I think you should consider your partner for sure, but you shouldn't have to ask someone if you can shave your beard, etc.

[@OldSkullInn]

Are you so damn pedantic that I have to edit that to say "Permanently alter" without you making me a he-man woman hater neo-fascist fuckin' man-splainer? "Alright everyone, I'm here tonight, uhhh on CNN because I uhh apparently offended de clams dere on ol' Freckles's KZbin Podcast. and gotta say I'm sorry, like I'm four years old." Coolsies? solid. @@shamanllama

[@solorollo9756]

@@shamanllamahow about facial cosmetic surgery?

[@shamanllama]

@@solorollo9756 well that's obviously not an every day scenario man

[@shamanllama]

@@solorollo9756 but yeah definitely if it is cosmetic

[@jamesmichaelrosa4290]

Entertainment at it's best ❤ your a great comedian ❤

[@LL_SHAWN_P____]

I love geography, and I have this fascination with maps.

[@robertmaez6706]

The only thing about April Fools Day that I like is it's payday. I'm retired...

[@angelaelliott2608]

Yay Bill!!!❤❤❤

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

With all due respect, AAA asks where you’re calling from because they need to know where they’re sending the tow truck so they need to know which towing service they might have to reach out to. My biggest complaint with AAA is that all too often the waiting time is far too long.

[@solorollo9756]

He probably doesn’t have his AAA linked to his home address and didn’t want to give out his home address because he’s pretty famous. When you put the pretense of “are you calling from your home address?” And then you tell them or home address… well… you know the rest.

[@marcoswest2797]

Good job Bill ❤

[@sylph4721]

Always a day a head of the podcast - time traveler here 💕

[@bardsamok9221]

Bill, can you pull that unrecorded chunk from the venue CCTV audio?

[@zeropanzer66]

autocorrect is more of an enemy than an ally

[@slimpickens7822]

Ole Billy “Soap Box” is Back !!!!

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

😊 hi all!!! Hope you are having a great day ❤️..... except you...cause your negative....but you can fix that...🎉😊 Great day all 👍🙏😁

[@evanniko5018]

God bless you Bill 🧶

[@alisterfolson]

Nose jobs: ask Jennifer Grey how her career went after her nose job

[@jodiblunt1710]

😭

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

I'm the vanilla dilla and this is a chocolate twirl

[@Ayelord_khory]

We out here

[@rondrty]

Ole Billy Shitting his pants at 33:55 😂😂

[@cbirnbaum8584]

watch something for the nerds! Blue Eyed Samurai is dope!

[@mikeelton3686]

Wow heard u were coming up to London ontario ! 189.50 a ticket dam though ..oh well fuck the rent! Lol

[@AnonymousAccount514]

im surprised Bill didnt talk about the Patriots Dynasty documentary on Apple+

[@brettwalker2723]

Who counts all those fish?

[@Scottaaa]

You have to eat everything but the fur to survive on rabbit

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

@Scottaaa You sound like Dwight Schrute. In a good way

[@ericchingdrums]

Billy is on one today

[@Omoloya1]

Mom did the surgeries AFTER the divorce... 😂

[@Omoloya1]

BRING THEM TO Brazil. It's the USA on the reverse. I'm AA with Southern roots, and i lived there - a million years ago. It's a trick AND a treat! Ya might even feel right at home.😂 GO...❤!

[@Pestopasti]

Billyboy, please consider making a visit to the Are You Garbage boys, would def be a great episode.

[@Darryl_in_Vegas]

12:00 Ha...Darryl's

[@74jailbreaker]

Did ya have a good fuckin' EAASTAHH!!

[@UnitedPaulService]

Hilarious

[@user-db5ox4vt5j]

The last real man in America. This man shits excellence, he deserves his own statue, it wud not be in Boston we will put it where Kareem Abdul statue shud be right next to Magic

[@u2FasT4Me]

Tbh i hope bill makes at least 6 million a year 😤

[@triplekillerable]

Imagine putting Bill Burr live secretly on Oscars cerenomy. Would be so fun. He thinks it's a podcast while it was live on Oscars

[@mathewwhitlock2342]

I think of that movie with Dan Akroyd & Tom Hanks when they were detectives & went to that place that I now believe & understand to be "Bohemian Grove" that Alex Jones filmed about these powerful people such as Richard Nixon would attend. That's what I think of when I hear that kind of talk about "Paigans".

[@TheNeighborNicky]

Yo

[@willycolton]

Your April fools description will soon be added to the wiki I hope

[@bikeb4ndit761]

Nice Fuckin Eeeaster🎉

[@lancemckenzie1074]

You've been saying intro instead of outro.

[@jasonhayders1550]

💯

[@NicholasMGlasson]

Imagine if Bill hired Tyler Fischer to do the podcast when he cbf. Would we even know?

[@16BitOG]

Is he really mad clear asked for his phone number when TSA precheck does a background check on you? what lol.

[@JokersNtheOddball]

WOAHHHH IM BACK! notifications were off I had some stuff to do and you are just too much sometimes.

[@leahsworld5972]

Old billy early pants

[@Saint_Sin]

I lived on snared rabbit for 7 or so months living wild in Scotland when I was 15. I almost starved on rabbit. Fucking 10 plus points for passing that info on dude. That and "If you start to feel warmth on the cold air its hypothermia and you need to fucking move now" are my two most passed on bits of info from those years.

[@christopherallen9580]

Hare Fuhrer?

[@brizzybones7377]

You’ll starve if you only eat rabbit? Which liberal vegan friend told you that? lol

[@dogboy4050]

Ted Turner hasn't had anything to do with CNN for years. Now he just raises buffalos !

[@nomadman5288]

The UFL should market themselves as "the working man's league" or "the people's league." Keep the seasons shorter and none of these ridiculous contracts that are basically a slap in the face to the everyday person doing more than running around a field chasing a ball. It's like fetch with extra steps. And I enjoy a good football game, don't get me wrong, but let's not pretend it's mroe than it really is.

[@MikeG.666]

Easter dates back to the Roman Empire and the Council of Nicaea. Christianity was illegal... than it wasn't... than it became the prominent religion. In an attempt to get the pesky Germanic pagans into they fold, they began overwriting their holiday's with Christian ones. Easter was the spring solstice, when rebirth of the world was celebrated. Days got longer, warmer weather yada yada. The Christians came along and said..."You guys are close, but your wrong. Its a celebration of the rebirth of Christ you idiots." So they put Easter on the first Sunday after the Spring solstice to get these heathens to come to church. No where in the bible is Easter mentioned nor any dates of resurrection. They just made it up. Kinda like Christmas. Btw, the easter bunny comes from an old Germanic fairy tale where a Goddess whose name sounds a lot like Easter, helped a bird by transfoming it into a bunny. But not completely. The bunny laid her some eggs in a showing of gratitude. Rabbits and eggs have been tied to fertility all over the world for thousands of years. Or, it is April 1st, so maybe i made all this up.

[@exdus235]

🖐😊👍

[@reneefahner3486]

OH .. So now Jerry “ likes” Bill since Bill’s the # 1 comedian . He used to talk sh*t about the comedian that ( leaned on his mic pole . ) ! 🎤

[@StigmaX]

Will someone please pay my mortgage?

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

Remember when Bill didn't comment about himself in first person?

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

LA to San Diego is 3 hours by car....in that copter how long???

[@meh52749]

"Use your brain" bill. Youre intelligent enough. We all make decisions, you seem like you have that in order.

[@scottf3588]

Hey Billy EASTAAA'' It comes From Goddess Worship (ISHTAR) The Word Easter is found Once in The King James Version. If You check it in The Strong's Exhaustive Concordance It is (PASSOVER) The Long Short of it is Easter/ISHTAR is a Pagan Holliday as are Most Holidays. Twisted Scripture

[@mando4660]

The pagans aren't getting ripped off we are. Celebrate the true Holiday Passover as it was intended by Yeshua.

[@hightimeadventures1949]

Did bill fart at 33:56?

[@blairkelly727]

Sho Me the Money (you stole from me)!

[@captainslapem]

Bill why are you trying to know about the history of Easter?

[@exdus235]

🤔

[@Whyalwaysm3]

On Ohtani and his interpreter, they were very close friends, it is kinda against his MO being so private to bet with a run of the mill bookie. What I believe was he paid for his friend’s debt but did not know it was illegal to do it.

[@RedBaron44]

That's the most likely explanation. People who are familiar with Ohtani's beginings in highschool and the NPB know that the guy's life revolves around baseball he even lived at the team's dorms and gave his salary to his mom. I think he paid off his friends debt and later his lawyer asked him to change his story because it doesn't look good.

[@teejaye6226]

john tesh made a bullshit song and for some reason nba sports made it the song of the "NBA on NBC". Depending on the broadcast, he got paid $2k -$15k every time the song was played. It was played over 12,000 times in the 90's.

[@tonyellis8402]

Billy bunny boiler burr ……. You are the man. But are you saying that the Easter bunny is not real? Well then where do all the chocolate eggs come from? Tell me that.Ha ha .. don’t listen to that just believe people BELIEVE…

[@terrellgruber]

If you don't like my face,fuck it!

[@greenderp]

theres a BIG difference between gambling and actually CHEATING LOL patriots fans are so salty

[@alabasta02]

Bill’s absolute disdain for white women is legendary.

[@colesteele1]

He may have married a black woman for the jokes too. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Saintslapaho]

Comment

[@shawnr8215]

Paganomics.

[@Dr650rob]

Just get a free Google phone number

[@colesteele1]

Is it possible that Billy Burr married a black woman for the jokes?

[@jesusareosaduarte4934]

Diddy is innocent. syke!!

[@FuckGoogle2]

Still don't use self checkouts if there's a register open, I don't work there.

[@dickysix68]

I love that Bill's tone is OBVIOUS during his commercials. Fast forward, I do NOT want to go in a chopper (or plane) with Bill or anyone else.