Suzy Eddie Izzard on Moses: "God lost his marbles with a frog plague" | Stripped | Universal Comedy

From the bizarre bodily need to pee and poo to the Ten Commandments. What more could you ask for from a stand up show?
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Stripped is back to basics stand-up from Suzy Eddie Izzard, and is a continuation of her style of comedy, full of "stream-of-conscious banter and predilection for nonsensical detours and frequent tangents." Recorded live at the Lyric Theatre.
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[@suzettedavidson7062]

Moses: I WAS LEAVING WHEN YOU CALLED ME BACK

[@loriboufford6342]

Appendix ... back of book. Hilarious!!!

[@victoriawilliams2786]

I always thought Eddie probably gives fantastic hugs.

[@Mahrimae]

Love the sound of the old telephone dialing… lol. Well done

[@lucasokeefe7935]

Love that he uses a rotary phone for 'intelligent design'

[@thismeofmine9696]

He’s such a sweetheart

[@jannetteberends8730]

Why do we poo? This way of challenging intelligent design was new to me. So out of the box thinking, really loved it.

[@cefngwyn]

Welcome to the 'bag full of moo' that is Eddie Izzard's world of comedy. I bloody love this man/bloke/geezer.

[@pizzapunk8816]

he's not a man, bloke or geezer anymore.

[@KCC1956]

Please don't insult real men With this perverted nutjob she/him or them/they, Is definitely not quite all there upstairs in the head

[@cefngwyn]

@@KCC1956 And you're a raging bigot. Have a mildly irritating day.

[@graemestarkey7524]

​@@KCC1956the person not right in the head is you with your narrow minded bigotry.

[@howardmctroy3303]

"Moses you must leave this place." "I was leaving when you called me back." "No, you must leave this place in the short to mid-term future, on a geopolitical basis." "You're a very complicated bush. We're not used to that around here."

[@jonnyblade46]

Intelligent design lol The silliest concept ever. It's comedy in itself. The world is not a design. It's a process, evolving.

[@MarthaRoseMoore415]

IDK why, but I started getting all teary-eyed at Eddie doing the sound of a rotary-dial phone. I'm old now. Yay.

[@AmiUnhinged]

The "sh*t eating grin" is the facial expression of "alrighty then!" . You aren't going to eat that sh*t...but it looks like you are. And so is life

[@rachell4417]

Love this guy

[@1Kent]

Just get the frogs to eat the Flies and locusts!😳 sorted.

[@GraemeSPa]

Britain's best comedian.

[@curtisrobinson7962]

A bit of a burn to Ricky Gervais, perhaps?

[@graemestarkey7524]

​@@curtisrobinson7962he's way better than Gervais could hope to be. As are many others.

[@susanhunter9196]

Love Eddie! He has a different style and, it works.🥰

[@BenjaminGoose]

*She

[@aidenpearce8016]

@@BenjaminGoose Well, he's said he uses both.

[@ayeright320]

@@BenjaminGoose If you think that's a she you need your eyes tested.

[@calumsmith9191]

@@aidenpearce8016 *She uses both, etc

[@Christopher_Clark]

@@BenjaminGoose *He. 'When asked in 2019 what pronouns she preferred, Izzard said "either 'he' or 'she'" and explained, "If I am in boy mode, then 'he', or girl mode, 'she'".'

[@peterfenwick2540]

A delightful departure from my usually quiet evening.

[@rosemariebredahl9519]

Eddie Izzard : Though tonsils are by the esophagus, they are lymphatic organs like the appendix which is just in front of the cecum. The cecum is almost as fascinating as the omentum is weird (amoeboid). It's a fermentation chamber to make gas it can force out to propel poop up the ascending colon, thus gas pains are often in the lower right abdomen. The appendix is a back up plan in case the cecum accidently pushes poop backward against the one-way ileocecal valve (into the ileum of the small intestines), which can esp happen during constipation since cramping alone won't always push cement cylinders upward against gravity. The gas-pain-like feelings in the upper right & upper left abdomen are at the corner turns into the transverse and descending colon. The upper right is worse since it takes effort from the ascending colon which is already fighting gravity (& has to be distinguished from gallstones, which, btw, develop more layers when high blood cholesterol is dumped &/or lowered quickly). And that concludes today's unsolicited lecture. 😁🙃

[@earthknight60]

It also occasionally tries to kill you, and is extremely unpleasant when it does so.... ask me how I know.

[@lmb854]

I really appreciate this biology lesson. No kidding!

[@Letts_prey]

A vestige with a latent byproduct then. Can you tell us why a third of humans still have vestigial vibrissal capsular muscles in the upper lip, to manage whiskers that no longer exist?

[@aburns5KSU]

Effing brilliant

[@dharusiokay9426]

I want to imagine that James Mason did Eddie Izzard impressions at parties. "This human is going to go to, he's played by Eddie Izzard, he is. He's going to church to preach about the esophagus. Which is an organ!"

[@Tht1Gy]

*NEW* Izzard? Phucking wonderful!!!

[@jsl21]

This is an oldie, 2009 I think

[@Tht1Gy]

@@jsl21 Thx. Bummer* but thx. However, my hopes are dashed. Lol *The U.S. meaning. ;-)

[@mpbirk]

This guy is super underated 😉

[@thomasmartin8362]

Yes, she is.

[@itsdevital]

​@@thomasmartin8362 factually and biologically it's a man that's the equivalent of a cat being a dog.

[@thomasmartin8362]

@@itsdevital you think men and women are different species like cats and dogs. That’s a dumb analogy.

[@alicemilne1444]

@@itsdevital Your knowledge of biology is sadly lacking.

[@Betleyman7853]

Well, my appendix got it's wish, it ended up in a hospital path lab.

[@gobbledygook5786]

Loved this!

[@sannimariaeithnemcgourty1646]

He never makes to not make laugh

[@billrafferty6552]

Eddie is a comedy James mason.

[@ellydavis2066]

Brilliant.

[@deedee7733]

Like the pirate look.

[@stephaniehand503]

great

[@phasm42]

Recurrent laryngeal nerve.

[@googoogjoobgoogoogjoob]

Where was Suzy? All I saw was Eddie. With his goatee. And lunchbox. Very funny, though.

[@Sausages.]

❤

[@VenusManTrap-777]

He looks so much better here

[@al5353al5353]

She looks how she likes.

[@ashwynn4177]

More amusingly interesting than funny

[@paulgee4336]

It would be nice if they would tell us where this came from.

[@debzfiedler6100]

That was his "Stripped" routine. From back around 2008 or so.

[@sugarnads]

Its literally in the notes

[@littlecatfeet9064]

I see he’s in boy mode.

[@berniefynn6623]

So are you be chance and you want to be an M.P.??????????????

[@dumaskhan]

Isn't amazing how far ahead of the audience he is? the geopolitical joke just r/whoosh them for a solid 6 seconds, and that's just one joke out of many that just didn't scan with the audience.

[@beardedgeek973]

... "Intelligent design": Let's put the spine of a four legged animal on a two-legged animal and see how much backpain they'll get in a lifetime! Yay! Oh and also: What about letting the child-bearing half of the species give birth thru a bone canal instead of just putting a zipper on their bellies!

[@hntrains2]

He is still funny, but, really, work must be done on those drafts.

[@jackson77722]

Now I know what POINTLESS !!! means,,,,,,,

[@scottyb68]

Going to hell has never been funnier.

[@calumtosh1438]

This is so similar to Ricky gervais

[@defofawanderer7619]

Probably where Ricky got it from

[@graemestarkey7524]

He's so much better than Gervais could dream of being.

[@morningmona]

So sad

[@pennymiller2254]

Infinitely entertaining I prefer this look much more than the long dress with the high heels he’s such a big man to see him in a dress is a bit aesthetically alarming God bless

[@brucebee7569]

Wtf is this new "Jesus really is the Jewish messiah"bll sht? I mean you might as well argue that both of these religions were co opted by the Romans

[@juliandenormanville5225]

I've tried but I just dont find him funny...maybe just me..?

[@katalepsykills]

He WAS fucking hilarious. Dressed to Kill maybe? And maybe another one.

[@igormorais4192]

He's doing comedy in boy mode again?

[@Summer21.]

No, this is a comedy show from 10 ish years ago.

[@elsiehiggs7428]

Not funny in the slightest

[@gedrooney9305]

@Flynn Spunks Yep..just the other brainwashed ideologues instead.

[@littlecatfeet9064]

@Flynn Spunks as an atheist, didn’t laugh once. Thank Darwin for Ricky Gervais.

[@littlecatfeet9064]

@Flynn Spunks do I need a degree in Queer Theory first?

[@PLASKETT7]

I just love Eddie Izzard. But he should be a bit ashamed of himself for going on for several minutes about how the appendix serves no function and therefore needs must serve as an example of how intelligent design is senseless. For as far back as 1981, S. Scadding of Toronto showed what many others have since affirmed: the appendix is actually a repository of and a production unit for bacteria which serve a function in cleaning the alimentary canal. He then ridicules the four stomachs of the cow resulting from design. BUT in 1968, at a conference headed The Alpbach Symposium: Beyond Reductionism, Hugo von Bertalanffy said he could not understand why, when a horse managed well enough with just one stomach, it had proved of survival value for a cow, of similar size and diet, to evolve four. In his opinion there was zero evidence to support the basic Darwinian tenet that progression from less to more complex organisms was to do with better adaptation or production of greater offspring.

[@daeganish7304]

You must be fun at parties

[@PLASKETT7]

One my dinner party guests! Here are the other 41 - Richard Bach, Muhammad Ali, David Blaine, David Bowie, Susan Boyle, Sir Michael Caine, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Billy Connolly, Richard Dawkins, Sir Daniel Day-Lewis, Gerard Depardieu, Sir Bob Geldof, Ricky Gervais, Billy Graham, Hugh Grant, Richard Harris, George Harrison, The Helsen twins, John Lennon, Eddie Lomax, Madonna, Bill Maher, Sir Paul McCartney, Marilyn Monroe, Elon Musk, Sir Isaac Newton, Phillipe Petit, Fiona Pitt-Kethley, Alexander Plaskett, Tony Robbins, Lord Bertrand Russell, William Shakespeare, Terence Stamp, Nikola Tesla, Tienanamen Sq Tank guy, Sir Peter Ustinov, Leonardo da Vinci, Robin Williams, Oprah Winfrey, Volodmyr Zelensky

[@beps8737]

@gm you do know that this was a comedy show and not a lesson at medicine University?!

[@PLASKETT7]

@@beps8737 Sure! I appreciate that. But if you are going to send up anything scientific then it is encumbent upon you to get the bloody facts right. And I´ve told Izzard on Twitter that when he does a tour (about now, August 2023, I believe) in the States which is a compilation of his material to take that quip out.

[@Callanthekiter]

I'm a little confused by the second part of this. Eddie (comically) asserts that cows having four stomachs is silly, and you say "BUT this biologist doesn't understand why cows need four stomachs"; aren't the two of them saying the same thing? Also, I'm pretty sure that "progression from less to more complex organisms" isn't a thing even in the original Darwinian formulation of evolution; there have been some very notable instances where complexity is adaptive, but usually it isn't. Also, just to note: cows digest grass using a specialized stomach, and horses (etc.) do it with a specialized intestine; the latter case just gets less attention because rumination makes the former more visible. Maybe he could have made better use of a more esoteric example of a trait that's no longer adaptive, but I'd say that comedic license covers characterizing the appendix as unintelligent; modern human lifestyles make us prone to appendicitis, and the organ (despite having an evolutionary purpose) may no longer be adaptive. His characterization of Moses as historical is rather more questionable.

[@tabascocat5102]

I saw him described as a 'comedienne' the other day. Such nonsense

[@Asquid1987]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[@katalepsykills]

He used to be sooo funny. I would lose my mind watching. This is… uninspired. It’s really sad.

[@markjohn4802]

Looking rather beardy for a woman. But then again he's not! That's my opinion that opposes his.

[@heliocentric1756]

Hshe is not funny

[@deborahmulkey1627]

Soooo......why did you watch it

[@heliocentric1756]

@@deborahmulkey1627 I searched the name after hearing Ricky Gervais talk about hiemr 🤮

[@ellie698]

He has the exact grasp of biology I thought he would have. In other words, zero.

[@DcLoki12]

If you're watching a comedian for facts on biology you're very lost

[@ellie698]

@@DcLoki12 Watching him for comedy is pointless too. Waste of time all round really. I didn't get very far in before stopping the video and moving on to something more interesting.

[@kimifur]

@@ellie698 And yet here you are, wasting your time in the comments. If you don't like it, just move on. I'm not a fan of James Acaster but I don't go onto his videos and trash him.

[@ellie698]

@@kimifur Yes I spent a whole two minutes watching and commenting on this video. You're wasting more of my time commenting but since you mentioned James acaster, I'll respond. Yeah he's not funny either

[@peartist2]

What did he get wrong?

[@stevenhowe6677]

Just cannot find ANYTHING about Narcissist Izzard funny?

[@deborahmulkey1627]

Narcissist? Why? Most performers are narcissist.. So what .

[@hemiolaguy]

@@deborahmulkey1627 Narcissists don't run hundreds of marathons for charity, which Izzard has done.

[@TheDaskell]

Nothing funny about this at all

[@KCC1956]

Like jim davidson says There is nothing funny about this pervert,apart from his looks 💩👎