Monologue: Jeff Goldblum on Jurassic Park - SNL

[@apenguinnamedabraham]

I, uh, I love Jeff Goldblum because he’s just, he’s just such a, uh, a cool guy.

[@2Bonita08]

apenguinnamedabraham Mr. Frost is excellent.

[@tianapitesr8553]

I would have called her Helen Hunt right there!

[@MylotheZooLovingScientist]

He's uh... a cool, a cool... guy, guy?

[@coopergreen7961]

apenguinnamedabraham uh yea he's an awesome guy uh he's will he's great

[@sarahsmithsargent3844]

I love his. "uhs" They funny

[@brittsamazingg]

Its almost as if he was trying to imply that the dinosaurs weren't real

[@mjkay8660]

One of the sexiest men alive wow what a voice

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

M J Kay I'm just butter when he speaks. 😍

[@gardenerofthegalaxy]

I know, Norm has the best voice

[@erinw4199]

Lucas Pompey FROM FAIRLY ODD PARENTS?

[@gardenerofthegalaxy]

Erin W Norm MacDonald

[@titusmccarthy]

@@gardenerofthegalaxy Norm was annoying. No wonder he was fired.

[@KansasCitian]

It’s funny because the effects still hold up today. Spielberg is a genius.

[@Renjia]

Yeah it's because Spielberg used animatronics much more than visual effects. The Tyrannosaurus was built to scale and as 'real' as possible so it will age much better!

[@user-kp5uy8vd8o]

Honestly much better than the obviously 3d looking they had in Jurassic world. It's like how in the LOTR they used actual makeup to make orcs but in the Hobbit they were 3d and just looked garbage

[@TheLe016]

A I YES!!! EXACTLY!!!

[@TenaciousJoe24]

Practical effects > CGI

[@leahvithanage2473]

Stan Winston 😋

[@StephanieJ777]

He’s glowing with the glory of an actor in his prime!

[@davidjames-cameron617]

Damn Jeff has aged well

[@mellennia9]

David James-Cameron Like fine wine...😊

[@danijel-ch2gk]

agree, and so diid Laura

[@xyncog2950]

David James-Cameron That was 1993...

[@davidjames-cameron617]

@@xyncog2950 i know, im comparing what he looked like then to what he looks like now

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

There was a dark age in the 2000s when he was quite dishevelled (see his appearances in the UK show Top Gear)... then a clever stylist made him do a 360º and become the dapper 67-year-old Goldblum we know today.

[@drlee2]

A clip where Jeff Goldblum is the most normal person.

[@jaredknapp6832]

Its the only clip of its kind.

[@Jandresanchez]

lol true, and that's because he is following a script

[@Inconstructionmaybe-x5v]

​@@Jandresanchez🙄😒

[@april1969simnel]

I saw him at an interview/discussion in NYC in November 2018, and he's *incredibly* handsome in person. And very smart. You know how people look different between 2D screens and photos vs. real life? Yeah, he's even better looking in real life.

[@honeysucklemoon6251]

I'm not sure why, but I've always found him incredibly attractive.

[@ratpunk2895]

it shouldnt be confusing. Hes really handsome

[@kaitlnwhite6809]

He’s very handsome.

[@pbee.njayay444]

he’s very handsome and his personality and charm make him a dream

[@gmailaccount3561]

Me too

[@lynnschubert342]

Jeff Goldblum is everything beautiful 😍😍

[@katta47]

Damn, he's handsome!

[@poojalarouxja]

Katt A and still is to this day 👀

[@demitrawaters6785]

I have had unnatural obsession with Jeff Goldblum for years.

[@jaydynnelson8406]

HECK YEAH!

[@flamingomelodystars7124]

Goldblum!🔥🥵❤️😍 kzbin.info9rziX313u20?feature=share

[@Post98]

"Were any of the dinosaurs hurt" lmao

[@YouFightLikeACow]

LAURA DERN LOOKS SO GOOD

[@nonabliss]

Victor Chang I think at that time, they were dating or married. Jeff Goldblum was married to GEENA Davis first, then he married Laura DERN. GEENA Davis then married Laura Dern's ex Renny Harland. It was kinda like a weird episode of celebrity Wife Swap.

[@Orangeflava]

nonabliss wow is this true??

[@jimb.7523]

Victor Chang I had a crush on her when JP came out. ❤❤❤❤❤ Granted, I was 9 when it came out.

[@RockerChair99]

I know right! Damn she was a knock out back then!

[@rgwak]

Was this before of after they were attacked by those dinosaurs?

[@Jorganti]

Jeff Goldblum AND Aerosmith? Man... I miss the 90's

[@danijel-ch2gk]

Waynestock! ^^

[@SalveRegina8]

Same. Life was so much more simple back then.

[@GoddessOfLove-pr7ek]

​@@SalveRegina8 I agree yes it was. Memories of my teen years. The 90's was a great awesome era.

[@elizabethharttley4073]

Watching in 2018 God he's gorgeous Then and now

[@IsyMaxine]

Hey look! The Grandmaster was on TV. This must be millions of years old, it's totally vintage xD

[@mellennia9]

Transgender Diaries 😂

[@carolinepalmer5821]

"Were any dinosaurs hurt in the making of this movie." LMAO BTW,

[@jessicacoy6801]

I was 12 going on 13 when Jurassic Park came out I am now 37 years old . Wow this makes me feel old . I love the movies. I have them on dvd plus iTunes.

[@mikeway2223]

Jessica Coy I’m in the same boat. I turn 37 this August. We’re not that old. Judging from your pic you’re aging just fine.

[@IceboundTub]

@@mikeway2223 yikes

[@mikeway2223]

@@IceboundTub 😂

[@f1sh98]

Holy shit Jurassic Park is 25 years old

[@iamdmc]

your joke writers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could make this sketch, they uh... didn’t stop to think if they should.

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

iamdmc thanks I needed that laugg

[@Me-ji2pn]

Way to make u feel old: Those who are 25 now weren’t even born when Jurassic Park came out

[@domingadoflaminga3961]

But were born the year A Goofy Movie was released (if born in 1995) / The Lion King was released (if born in 1994, as your comment is 1 year old)

[@princessmadison588]

Omg Laura Dern! ❤️

[@michellegriff13]

He wassssss soooooo ooooohhhhh cute!

[@hadleelandis553]

Is*

[@ashthecoolest1]

I was kinda expecting him to say "Life, uh, finds a way"

[@sotaanru]

I remember watching this when it was on TV! So, I feel old. And vindicated in my 25 year love of Jeff Goldblum. Love how he says dinosaurs. Dinosawers. Also, bet when he met Sarah Silverman here, he didn't expect to have fake sex with her on the League like 15 years later. LOL

[@iluvmcrmorethanu]

This is similar to the beginning sequence in Jurassic Park III

[@TeaGamingPanda]

Jane Doe instead. It’s Dr. Ian Malcolm 😂

[@sdiamond1998]

ALAN

[@jabbafo]

Glad someone else noticed that, I wonder if they took that from this skit, cause I don't remember that from either book, could be wrong though.

[@Kythos]

This happened before JP III was made.

[@iluvmcrmorethanu]

Smartteaser192 never said it was the same, I’m saying it reminded me of the scene from JP3

[@Cookie54ize]

Jeff Goldblum - looking good!!!

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

Fairy Tale He still looks good!

[@namegirl12]

Look at that smile

[@pros701]

Dave Attell out of nowhere! One of my favorite comics.

[@AngelofMusic04]

Will "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom" answer if the dinosaurs in "The Fly" were real?

[@Whimsy3692]

Jeff Goldblum being like at Laura Dern, "...To think I actually hit on you."

[@rivkacoverdale9672]

He's hot.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yes he is

[@jacobpitsenbarger4763]

My wife and I met 16 years ago, and we bonded over our Jeff Goldblum/Jurassic Park love. We just watched it last night! We were obsessed with Jeff Goldblum before we knew it was trendy!

[@mirandapow2230]

Sarah Silverman wow

[@jesserusinski7972]

miranda pow and Dave Attell!!!!!!

[@NotAustinV]

Back before she got fired from SNL.

[@mirandapow2230]

Austin Vawter what really never knew hmmmm I wonder why

[@Whit_Siever]

They poked fun when Sarah Silverman hosted a few years ago, on her monologue she mentioned during her SNL stint in the 90's she would pop up as an audience plant in fringe Q&A setups, then immediately started fielding questions from 5 different Sarah's including this piece.

[@chopin65]

I know! So cute! So funny!

[@KimSearch865]

I’m such a dofus! At first I thought this was from last week or something... and I’m thinking... oh wow, look how great Jeff Goldblum looks! 🤦‍♀️😂 I did just wake up tho.. so.. 25 years! Geez!!

[@jackiel.5805]

He's such a freakin zaddy- i can't

[@jasonlou2013S]

I met Jeff Goldblim four times! He's super nice to his fans!

[@shelloz09]

I love him with every cell in my body.

[@DonnaGisellaTranchel]

Good Feeling!

[@rosebarreto3544]

Me too❤

[@sharonhayes1925]

THANKS HONEY 😭

[@mexicanosdelmundo]

2:46 Norm looking so young... RIP you legendary Old Chunk'o'Coal

[@lauren-puppytails]

I'm so glad this was published today I've been searching for WEEKS

[@PepperWilliams_songcovers]

Jeff Goldblum is a National Treasure, and I just love Laura Dern:)

[@40EntrepreneurDrive]

He looks just as good today as he did 30 years ago 😍

[@spenser9908]

2:17 "What you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things..." he's THAT guy.

[@doctorbond1882]

"Highest grossing movie all time" blimey, that's outdated :o

[@wolfstar675]

Doctor Bond Five years later Titanic came out.

[@doctorbond1882]

Enrique Godinez just 5 years, huh? Wow, then Avatar some 10-15 years later!

[@drlee2]

@@doctorbond1882 Steven Spielberg after Jurassic Park: Looks like my grossing records are safe. James Cameron: Think again, dude.

[@alainart]

But they were all real, right?

[@walkinmn]

LoquaciousLaners42 i believe so, not sure about Goldblum, someone told me he's an animatronic

[@aidanyelsma7762]

Clowns aren't real, dummy. It's just a guy in makeup.

[@architecturedraft5559]

yes that is correct

[@Dinoslay]

They were real alright...........65 million years ago. :P

[@danielm3192]

This was a good episode. Funny sketch with Jeff trying to rent porn at a video store, and getting busted by David Spade. They need to have him host again for a third time. His last time was 1997. Jeff is the best!

[@ThePlayhousePals]

Love me some Jeff Goldblum!

[@tiagoribeiro885]

This guy killed it in the fly, jurassic park and Independence day

[@DMalltheway]

Deep Cover too

[@f1sh98]

Norm Macdonald is the best

[@TimeLady910]

Omg Sarah Silverman as a baby!

[@MrBoltstrike]

Man, this aged like fine wine.

[@jillniemczynski5517]

Love Jeff Goldblum!💕💕💕💕💕💕😘😘😘😘

[@jaydynnelson8406]

@i'm only here for the beer yes he does!!!

[@doranomeara5466]

this still holds up

[@powervaporsupply3817]

2:49 classic Norm

[@cbrad524]

Sarah Silverman and also Norm McDonald in this one! Awesome! So funny

[@danzig25]

I cant believe that is Sarah Silverman .

[@danijel-ch2gk]

don't worry, that's just a prop with some CGI

[@drlee2]

@@danijel-ch2gk You're thinking of the current version of Sarah Silverman.

[@mypal1990]

Maxwell Sheffield is that you?!

[@reneedermott5244]

Twenty-five years ago, my mom and dad watched this episode.

[@KyRich2003]

in Jurassic park scary in the dark I'm so scared I'll be eaten.

[@gbtekk8966]

agxnt.umbrella thanks Al

[@jaydynnelson8406]

💕💕💕💕💕💕

[@ViniciusJR210]

It's Friday tho.

[@Lisa-pb3qp]

Antonio Fontan Thank God.. 🤗

[@red_ford23]

It reminds me of the 90s

[@ObamaToyreviews]

Antonio Fontan jurassic world came out

[@natemickens88]

If you see it .... tell me what you think 💭

[@ObamaToyreviews]

Nate88 im seeing it on sunday

[@lancebuttercream9817]

A Jurassic Park rant with Aerosmith for dessert?? Hell yea early '90s SNL.

[@TheMarkWilson]

“E.T. phoned home but there was no answer because everybody was out watching Jurassic Park” A goofy line but I laughed 😂😂😂😂

[@Maniac536]

1:57 hey it’s the insomniac!

[@jasmineanaya57]

Jeff Goldblum is Awesome!!!! Such an Amazing Smile!!! 😃💕

[@DhakaiyaHunter]

I'm thinking I will spend my this Christmas at jurassic park... is it the best time to spend a vacation?😛😉

[@panini-psychosis]

3:42 THAT WAS A HUGE SURPRISE BY LAURA MAM 😂❤

[@noopster17]

Hahaha great dedication to the joke, love it.

[@ZoSo_x]

Who else is on a random Jeff Goldblum SNL binge? 😂

[@victoriadamon5964]

me 😂😂😂

[@maiden1520]

Drool then 🤤 Drool now🤤 Drool till I die. Goddamn He was and still is, drop dead gorgeous.

[@joemarchione97]

Wow, I haven't seen Jurassic Park in so long, I forgot about how young he was in that movie...

[@elahmadiissam2763]

Jeff is my spirit actor, and laura was and is still just breathtaking

[@elizabethwilliamson7373]

The snl skit with Jeff goldblum was awesome.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

At this point., I am dying this is hilarious then again Jeff Goldblum is on the show so yeah.

[@sayak4253]

Man I love the 90s.

[@stephenmurphy2212]

Was Indominus Rex real?? 🦖😂

[@Unipulse43]

Yes

[@gracie-C3]

I have this episode on vhs it’s really great

[@gordon_lamb]

holy crap its Dave Attell

[@withlove2963]

Aw, Goldblum you're a national treasure

[@jaysiegel4742]

jeff needs to make an appearance on this week's show as The Pence Fly

[@bakilacat1]

Loved Jeff in Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Too bad he didn’t think it would be a success cuz he left the show. Vincent, Chris, and Jeff…. All great on CI!!!!

[@PeggyBrodzinski]

It was real trippy how Jeff Goldblum bless his heart invented bde without even trying like whoa I mean only Sebastian Bach has that bde but Jeff Goldblum but Jeff goldblum blows him out of the water off the charts.

[@broadwaymelody33]

Okay in all honesty though, those effects from 1993 look better than any of the other Jurassic Park movies.

[@andrewotaku1679]

I had no idea this existed, but I needed it in my life.

[@Kate-yk4kt]

i watched the origanal jurassic park in the imax omg its the best

[@casperrun760]

the voice on him- i cant

[@fragwagon]

2:46 Norm Macdonald

[@titusmccarthy]

He was dumb and unfunny. Fired for a good reason too.

[@mikebarrett3982]

Jeff Goldblum, fucking awesome. That is all

[@youtubeuser9057]

Laura Dern looking so good!

[@VoyagesDuSpectateur]

"Aerosmith is here... yes... um... dinosaurs don't exist..." Technically true, as Aerosmith are only 30 million years old.

[@tonygibson5171]

Looking for my favorite standup Norm and see another legend, YOUNG Dave Attel!

[@dkrom]

"Audience" members: 1. Michael Shoemaker (television producer SNL, Late Night with Seth Meyers) 2. Sarah Silverman 3. Dave Attell 4. Jim Downey (SNL writer 77-80, 84-08) 5. Marilyn Suzanne Miller (SNL writer 75-78, 93-95) 6. Norm 7. Tom Davis (SNL writer 75-80, 85-94) 8. Laura Dern. Sarah, Dave, and Norm starting writing for SNL this season. 1993-94 was the only season for both Sarah and Dave.

[@LivLaRaj]

RIP Tom Davis

[@mt22201]

The lesser known half of Franken & Davis

[@leslieyancey5084]

Thank you! I recognized Sarah, Norm, and Laura but was trying to figure out who the others were.

[@AnneliesRosseel]

Jeff is so 🥺 calling Laura honey 🥺🥺

[@ratpunk2895]

girl im seeing you everywhere XD

[@AnneliesRosseel]

@@ratpunk2895ok and

[@PatrickRich]

best SNL opening ever.

[@elizabethwilliamson7373]

Bravo!! Jeff is a great actor. He definitely gets better with age.

[@SailorCallie]

Of course the dinosaurs weren't real. They're a combination of CGI and animatronics as Jeff Goldblum mentioned.

[@jacktrppr1]

Thanks for straightening that out.

[@hineighbor]

Must go faster. Must go faster.

[@parkerdaffron1148]

Here when there was less than 500 views! I love SNL by the way

[@leahpatek4653]

Mmmm what a fox

[@ng23242]

Thanks! I love it.

[@mpup54]

Laura Dern upstages Jeff here...nicely done