Subway Guitarist - SNL

A subway guitarist (Rob Schneider) strums his instrument and sings about being hungry and poor all the while telling those that assume he is a panhandler (Jeff Goldblum, Adam Sandler) that he doesn't want their money. [Season 19, 1993]
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[@tolanstout]

Watched this live in '93 and I still sing "please give me money" under my breath when I see street musicians.

[@besmajubran5244]

Lol 😆😆😅

[@michaelbledstein7515]

I was referencing this to my parents since 93 so many times.

[@Derekivery]

same

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Please give me money! I died!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the look on the Goldblum's face was priceless!

[@artoabraham1501]

“I’m not really an artist. I’m realllly just a beggarrrrr.”

[@paulrichter2863]

"bay-ger"

[@EmoEmu]

Ok... this made me crack up several times. He's underrated.

[@morphozicmorphozic3109]

Who do u refer to by "He" ? Rob Schneider Jeff Goldblum or Adam Sandler ??

[@rockmyballsplease]

@@morphozicmorphozic3109 rob schneider was great. I loved his characters back in the day.

[@morphozicmorphozic3109]

@@rockmyballsplease i enjoyed his character in this one. This one certainly is hilarious

[@eliavishal7933]

I started to crack forever i started to cry

[@erichramone7812]

The Emo Emu I laughed so hard. Schneider was too funny!

[@girardwhiting2086]

This is the definition of passive aggressive

[@JachAnen]

Maybe the last part, but with the first two he was actively aggressive

[@djay4416]

@DamageIncM you mean DID?

[@erichramone7812]

Girard Whiting that’s the definition of funny !

[@idigmusic4405]

not rly

[@supremedream1764]

Jeffs’ facial expressions during every song is just too funny!

[@0mega.mechan1c.]

One of the best and most underrated skits in SNL history. I never forgot it. KZbin'd it from memory...and here it is!

[@KAISER-OUTDOORS]

along with massive head wound harry , lyle the effeminate heterosexual and the mr.belvedere fan club 😂

[@dja-train2265]

If I sang 'Please Mr. Postman', it doesn't make you go out and deliver the mail!!!

[@86london]

The only problem with it is it's not long enough.

[@ghostsofnormmacdonald2446]

What do you do with your guitar case? I KEEP MY WEED IN IT!

[@byronlee3762]

Exactly!!!

[@achungwalling168]

Hey hot chick ;)

[@LauraLegends]

If you look up Jeff Goldblum in the dictionary it reads: tall, dark and handsome

[@judithsixkiller5586]

Well... 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

[@edisonmorgan9199]

i guess Im quite off topic but do anyone know of a good site to watch new series online?

[@emmanuelmaxim7566]

@Edison Morgan I would suggest FlixZone. Just google for it =)

[@judithsixkiller5586]

@@edisonmorgan9199Pluto TV is a well structured streaming network of free shows, movies and series with ads . Peacock TV is free with ads and some pay movies available. Tubi TV has a lot of free movies with ads. I just downloaded BBC IPlayer to FINALLY watch ALL of the full episodes of "What we do in the Shadows", Brit coms and mysteries. Crackle has some decent content as well.

[@preciousfox4740]

yes!

[@shawnrose3150]

This was the very first skit I ever saw on SNL. My dad was watching and I happened to sit down and watch with him, live at the time. I couldn't stop watching SNL after that!

[@herrp8765]

This sketch is genius, of course acted out by the pro's. Never get tired of watching this.

[@OkieAllDay]

I have looked for this video for YEARS. I haven't seen it since the first time I saw it as a rerun in like 2000. This is classic!

[@nick-kd2yx]

He’s really milking that g chord

[@jasonangeles3765]

he's not really an artist.

[@kaminandamusic253]

Awfully out of tune G chord

[@jaydynnelson8406]

He is though

[@jeffwebster9036]

Love this sketch

[@revolutionday1]

@@boycabdesign Stop. Just...stop it.

[@nebulousisgod]

Total flashback. I haven’t seen this since it was new. Good times. Thanks

[@deanrobbins7823]

Still good times and memories m8!🥃🍺

[@xo0o0]

I never realised how tall Jeff Goldblum was * w *

[@mellennia9]

Evafamia Langstodir He's 6'4" tall. Now you know. Do what you wish about this info.

[@westerling8436]

RIP Jeff Goldblum

[@lilpinche918]

Kevin Van Vooren Jeff Goldblum is still alive.

[@NoName-vl4lv]

Or is rob Schneider just really short

[@xo0o0]

mellennia williamson, it's cuz you know I got addicted to watching him on Conan and Conan too is very tall so I never realized how tall he actually was and so being a short oompa loompa myself I really appreciate his height * - *

[@Andrew-dd3yt]

Rob killed this lmao

[@gleelee2008]

jeff looks so gorgeous

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yes he does

[@nicolas_rage777]

Jeff Goldblum is an Adonis, ideal man

[@chellebelle914]

You know you'd think, and then you get to know him personally and hes just another narcissistic LA actor douchebag. Sad but true. Sighs

[@Jaheartsjonas]

@@chellebelle914 say it ain't so 😭 he seems down to earth on his show on Disney+ and various interviews...

[@revolutionday1]

@@chellebelle914 ........aaaaaaaaaaand YOU would know this, how exactly??

[@kari7403]

I've heard so many people say he was gorgeous and sexy as hell. I honestly never thought so, personally. He always came across as creepy, to me I guess when he was younger I can kinda see it.

[@revolutionday1]

@@kari7403 Look at your weird ass profile picture(s), talking about ANYBODY else being "creepy".... *facepalm*

[@MyMagicman3000]

lol this sketch and jeff goldbum

[@DemigodIV]

jeff goldblum is so handsom in this

[@calixa]

hahahha, oh man this is so good....i lost it when he first started "Please give me money....."

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture507]

Jeff Goldblum is a kind of a man to say bless you after sneezing.

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

I am only watching this because Goldblum is in it i have such a celebrity crush! Goodness

[@erinbranagan8842]

You’re not the only one 😍🥰

[@victoriadamon5964]

same 😂

[@bige8549]

Rob is one of the funniest comedians ever.

[@atsfevan0242]

I'm an artist I'm not doing this for money Well then why do you have change in there? That's where I keep my change Lmao

[@mjverostek1278]

There's no law against it.

[@gabrielar9611]

The only reason I got through this sketch was Jeff Goldblums beautiful self… wow he was handsome

[@BJMediaTransit8516]

The thing is, please Mr. Postman means multiple things aside from deliver the mail, but please give me money mainly just means give me money.

[@zalapski9399]

Wonder if Bob Odenkirk wrote this- reminds me of “The Audition” from Mr. Show.

[@atsfevan0242]

This is just too hillarious I'm sweeting tears just laughing watching this

[@shinjiikarir]

ive been looking for this video forever :D

[@marjievanderlaan6598]

This one gets funnier the more you watch it.

[@THECLARENCES]

Rob is SOOO underrated!!! His facial expressions are THE best!!! xoxo The Clarences

[@bfkc111]

"Rob Schneider... is a street musician."

[@RichardX1]

Rated PG-13

[@timcombs2730]

This was the first SNL sketch I ever remember seeing as a kid

[@freddy9088RAY]

awesome thank you i can't believe i found this i love this so much the 90's

[@michaeljacksin9367]

90s snl was a half hour of talent show and then 20 minutes of the best subversive comedy material that has ever been on tv

[@jjosephBlack]

I remember this one. Classic Schneider =)

[@myrealghostbusters]

This is one of my favorite sketches. I’m still watching this on this Sunday, December 8, 2019 date.

[@herrp8765]

Love that Fugitive poster in the background. Great flick.

[@Boricua3lions1985]

Well, it was 1993.

[@herrp8765]

@@Boricua3lions1985 30 years ago. Wow

[@AnonymousAnonymous-lh9ef]

This might be the most clever thing Rob Schneider ever made.

[@jamallnu1365]

NBC should play this on a loop for an hour and a half every Saturday Night. What they show now is bug excrement.

[@MichaelWaisJr]

They got too political and that made it suck. The Elon episode was also god awful (except for the Wario skit only)

[@mjverostek1278]

@@MichaelWaisJr It's not the fact that it is political that makes it suck; it's that the politics they promote are objectively and ontologically opposed to facts and reality. It's not funny because it is not true.

[@MichaelWaisJr]

@@mjverostek1278 I just wish they didn’t get that involved with politics.

[@famashs]

He sounds like Anthony from Anthony and the Johnsons

[@robd1357]

100%

[@bettestardust007]

Ah, the good ol’ days of SNL...

[@Joshandspot]

I wonder if people know please mr. Postman anymore

[@entr0pix]

WAIT OH YES WAIT A MINUTE MR POSTMAN ayeyeyeehhhhh

[@freddyrichards878]

The Beatles sung it, it shouldn't be fading away soon

[@izzysaks4222]

Yes we do

[@ericbrucker]

Genius sketch..,

[@kellironey8266]

Jeff and Rob should do a movie together! Hilarious! Classic SNL

[@1dbts896]

😂😂😂😂 Damn! This Skit got me LMFAO.

[@MrReganomics1]

This is just great is what it is

[@americanpatrolman9090]

His singing voice sounds like if Roy Orbison had an extra chromosome.

[@tombaycka]

Rob Schneider should play in a biopic of someone Not Roy Orbison though I wonder who he could play? Thoughts people ?

[@happydayz7857]

I’ve always loved this skit.

[@robertshaw4397]

One of my favorite sketches!

[@carolinaremley1377]

This video doesn’t have enough views

[@adammitchell1290]

everything from this era of snl is clearly better written watching it even now

[@kathleennageotte4014]

OH MY GOD!!!+ Albert!!!😂😂 😂❤

[@valerietimko9170]

This is actually pretty funny

[@XXX-tw6zm]

that creepy voice lmaooooo

[@tnaoro]

0:00-0:06 the ONLY clips need in SNL's Opening montage.

[@dynjarren8355]

Please give me money! That’s funny!

[@SaintD382]

Very much in the style of Steve Martin.

[@topothelineproductions3624]

Best Sketch Ever!!!!! RIP America' 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@hamtidamti637]

two legends in the making 🐈

[@raquelrodriguez865]

Classic Schneider

[@AnneliesRosseel]

I haven’t seen this scene in Jurassic park lost world 🤔😂

[@johnsanchez5204]

What a Twisted-Sketch.

[@MrBlackAndWhiteFilm]

Ehhhhhh... where’s Norm Macdonald when you need em

[@RollingOrmond]

Shilling KFC to fellow morons.

[@davidj.kupstas5348]

I remembered the last part where he didn't want the guy to play with him, then he did, then he didn't. I went to look it up today and found the video about begging, which I didn't remember. It turned out that skit had the part where he told Adam Sandler he didn't want him to play with him. So I got both!

[@alexr4208]

I have this one on tape. the tape didn't look too good the last time I saw it. Still funny.

[@yogeshatrey1901]

This is brilliant

[@ConcealedCarrier]

I’m brought back here whenever I see, hear, read about Ibram X. Kendi.

[@brad25000]

I was around 10 when this aired and I still remember it like yesterday. I just about pissed myself I was laughing so hard. Ah man oh man I miss the SNL from the 90'S so much! There Will never be another cast as good Farley, Hartman, McDonald,Meadows, Meyers, Kevin Neelan,(SP?)Sandler, Spade, Schneider. I'm talking about that time before Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri....not to say Ferrell isn't funny cause he certainly is, but the stupid cheerleader sketch with Oteri was always horrendous. Never laughed once at those sketches.

[@ashtinglade7320]

Love rob Schneider and david spade and adam Sandler

[@crazydino4541]

Jeff Goldblum is the best

[@aveng7fld]

This is by far is one of the SNL episodes ever.

[@whoopsydoodle5933]

This is actually really funny 😄

[@JessWeezy1]

Underrated

[@swecalf]

Dat G-chord though!

[@FatimaSorianoOfficial]

This was so hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing!

[@kenfu9334]

hilarious

[@flashbodie1]

I remember seeing this the first time it came out... LIVE.... IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.

[@deso224]

Rob is top choice, I love him

[@nicholasnyberg8080]

This is the most I’ve laughed at an snl skit😂😂😂

[@pineapple1314]

Jeff Goldblum is hot

[@vadl9947]

ahhhh thats one so so well made that idea kinda cool

[@user-uw1er9fg7p]

Rob Schneider's 1990's sketch comedy on SNL was great regardless of if you liked or disliked his films.

[@BootlegFightVideo]

Elle King invented here.

[@grawakendream8980]

jeff goldblums is a true master

[@bawabrian]

It's like Tiny Rick.

[@ForceFedFetusFillet]

I can almost play this song on guitar

[@ilovemycat4768]

omgㅋㅋㅋㅋ I watched this episode on afkn channel when I was in high school. :D

[@tyler-om7ix]

He sounds exactly like Anhoni lol

[@KAISER-OUTDOORS]

lmfao! recently watched Animal Factory again lol

[@jasonjtapia]

gotta love Hercules and Love Affair

[@bustermcthundernut]

Underrated skit

[@PauloSilva-ox7xt]

I´ve always had a blast with Rob - specially in the movie Deuce Bigalow - but I had never heard him sing! Surprise, he has a quite well trained voice! Rob is underrated as actor and comedian. What is made of him?

[@keverdeen395]

Zaddy Goldblum

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

Mixed messages

[@daflotsam]

Never saw this...good stuff.

[@robhalfordblog]

one of the few times rob was funny. one of the many times jeff was a god

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yes!!

[@AOE5578]

This very funny

[@mrfalcon7871]

WOOAW HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT JEFF Jeff GOLDBLUM?????????

[@TheOne-bv8wi]

Yep. The one reason i clicked on this skit! 🤣

[@dyr234]

that was funnier than most SNL today

[@elfalerae3038]

Adam Sandler is so young in this....He looks like a teenager.