Monster DNA

You really shouldn't go around mixing Monster DNA if you don't know what you're doing. Well... you shouldn't even if you DO know what you're doing.
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[@oo-ld8xu]

Hello mr president

[@BakedPotatoSoup.]

What the fuck does that mean?!

[@TickleToer]

Calm down, just watch his recent birthday video ​@@BakedPotatoSoup.

[@asiandieno4905]

@@BakedPotatoSoup.on his happy birthday episode it’s stated that Mark is now legally old to be elected president (I would vote for him).

[@bossdog4177]

Well, he can be the president. 😊

[@Alilbitcrazzie]

@@BakedPotatoSoup.because Mark is now old enough to run for president

[@KittyKatalina]

I feel like the "you humans" line implies that the rat is in control of the scientist's body, but with the processing power of the human's brain...

[@aviee3117]

This was my thought too. Lol

[@Billy_The_Frog]

That sounds right, either that or the scientist is just a monster who tried to make himself look like a human

[@deliriousjason8133]

What is this, Ratatouille?

[@TrickLunar]

Oh this is like the evil doctor in Wordgirl that becomes Twobrains because he accidentally fused with his evil pet rat

[@reddy161]

Thatsounds goofy as hell, but it also make perfect sense

[@TheBlinklessVoid]

10:05 The way mark stopped the monster from getting out by violently rotating it made me choke on my cereal

[@djmeowzz]

same, I was eating cereal too and trying not to burst out laughing LMAO

[@Kami15Grim]

“You quit that”

[@NerdsRuleTheWorld-sy1zq]

no way were all eating cereal

[@djmeowzz]

@@NerdsRuleTheWorld-sy1zq yes way

[@robertgrays8790]

If only he did that in fnaf

[@alexaburks]

I’m losing it over Lixian beginning his explanation with “you shove the…”

[@partlycloudy7707]

"you spread the..." part made me choke on coffee. Good god Lixian

[@SunroseStudios]

he's trying his best lmao

[@ch757dev]

okay this is crazy. my dream has come true. i thank you from the bottom of my heart that you played our game. a new update will have so many more features very soon. thank you mark!

[@Grant-rv3jh]

I will also play now, super awesome game!!

[@NaimHrustanovic]

Congratulations!

[@gamerxd_nsei6388]

congrats

[@dannychai1617]

that's awesome!! it's such an interesting game, you did a great job on it!

[@ch757dev]

@@dannychai1617 thank you and everybody else!

[@chr1st0pher63]

Was not expecting Dr Nefario to spawn in at the beginning

[@anthonytonythegeek5561]

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that lol

[@Mellomaphoneluver]

SO glad I wasn't the only one 😂

[@brocklewis4801]

He’s just missing the scooter lol

[@mmo8505]

U mean don toliver

[@davidaugustofc2574]

That's the new job that he found

[@NaudVanDalen]

23:08 This guy's violent alright. Breaks right through both glass and metal bars to kill. A violent ghost.

[@EntireShadow]

Mark *puts the violence bar all the way up* Also Mark: I didnt mean to make you that violent

[@ManfurMarie]

That dude at the beginning looks like Dr. Nafario on crack from Dispicable Me 😭

[@user-tw2sg1um9w]

He dose!!!

[@oogabooga5338]

Literally tho. I saw him and legit thought this was gonna be a Despicable Me game 😭

[@partycrasher1569]

thats what am saying bro 😂

[@cosmogcrusader5546]

Wait, he wasn't on crack in the movie?

[@DemonAltAlt]

he's just having a bad, bad day

[@liliowen2132]

Title: Monster DNA Thumbnail: WARNING! DO NOT BREED! Me: ...what!?

[@steffhess3627]

Im glad im not the only one

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

I didn’t even notice the thumbnail lmao

[@Dragonk116]

I know what a hella sus way to start the video lol.

[@miss_bec]

Literally 1984 :(

[@garrettcarter5622]

"Hey, I wasn't watching Splice for the reasons you're thinking."

[@Katharoni]

I like how the rat scientist's human puppet is boggling his eyes at us, he's happy :)

[@Armund_Wolffe]

right? he takes so much joy in his work! very cute.

[@SomeRando5370]

This whole game feels like it would work so well in VR

[@ssharkiggo6432]

3:56 how could Lixian say this! That's inappropriate, my cat watches this channel, he's only 3!

[@Shr00mi3s]

NOOO POOR BABY MUST BE TRAUMATISED

[@bradleynorton1925]

Don’t worry, he’s probably older than that in human years.

[@Shr00mi3s]

@@bradleynorton1925 true true but cats are just lil babies ♡

[@LiamMeme-xv4kl]

​@@bradleynorton1925think 3 in human years is the equivalent to like 21 or something

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@LiamMeme-xv4klso legal age?

[@silverflight01]

3:49 Lixian blushing? That's something I didn't think I'd see

[@BLU-RAY_GAMING]

I mean he's a father so he knows XD 😅😂

[@ddthebreadslayer793]

He's so adorable :3

[@malthe236]

skying

[@JJ_cooks]

​@@ddthebreadslayer793 :3

[@nehemiahpouncey3607]

How did he come back from the portal?😂

[@wesleylittle9395]

4:04 excellent editing from lixian, something about that little yell and mark pushed him off screen was so funny. just great editing

[@ladysistersbea3352]

3:30 I love it when lixian and markiplier are both on screen

[@cailinbridges1660]

I find it funny that some of the monsters have slightly weird names like "moify" and "scally" and then there's just steven

[@adamcookie26]

And Adam

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@adamcookie26That's just slightly weird Alan

[@adamcookie26]

@@Cole_Is_A_Mole heh

[@rev0lve638]

@@adamcookie26*nom*

[@those_weirdos11]

and Sam

[@gabysoto3350]

The sewn-rat-shoulder is weird but the way that scientist was licking his lips every third word got me 😭 😭

[@Glubnub]

I like to think the rat is the one in control and the scientist is just a mutation

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Yeah I felt very uncomfortable

[@MaveDustaine_Degameth]

He wasn’t licking his lips, his mouth didn’t open once, you must be watching a different video

[@キャミラ]

@@MaveDustaine_Degameth The voice acting, bro?

[@imtoohighforthis217]

@@キャミラI didnt notice any lipsmacking or whatever yall are hearing😂

[@soldierhobbes1182]

Still waiting for Lixian to explain what’s going on back there. He’s a father now, he should be an expert. He should be able to tell us exactly what’s going on.

[@NaudVanDalen]

12:15 I'm not gonna lie. I don't normally get startled by jumpscares, but this one got me.

[@thep0larbear410]

well kids, when two monsters love each other very much...

[@AHHGHHHGGG]

erm

[@karissarasmussen567]

That's what we call monster love 😂

[@grancoast]

"human monster unicorn what's the difference" ahh

[@bagz_420]

erm what the sigma

[@thepeacefulbuddah]

Mark's birthday video must have been hinting at his next big project: *In Office with Markiplier*

[@xT0rn_]

mr president missions 👀

[@Olive_Gamer139]

I would love that video, I feel like it could have so many hidden political jokes in it.

[@siplt]

merging with markiplier

[@Quadragintillion]

PLEASE

[@strawbebbyjess]

10:10 i lost it when it just went *spin. INTENSIFIED spin.*

[@TheRebelkid15]

25:10 - 25:46 Be sure to show your nerdy child you may or may not have in the future this! They'll stop being a nerd.

[@WomanOf100Faces]

An engineer, space explorer, Mister President, mega movie maker, master of gaming, and now even a DNA specialist?? Amazing. Just, astounding. Dare I say... KING Mark? 👀

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Well, he IS King of the Squirrels AND FNAF so...technically yes.

[@tbmavenger71]

Reverse simp

[@naiba8948]

don’t forget he can also make sharks fly

[@spookiheart-ox6km]

Soon he’ll be able to rival Barbie

[@scaryhatguy4214]

Don't forget number one leedle.

[@AzraelScott]

1:08 the lip smacks are demolishing me

[@sweetea424]

Remehmber *smack*

[@Xerxes7484]

😂😂😂

[@tronzon3560]

Fight back bro

[@Nuggifyed]

SAMEEE AAAAGGGHHH

[@iclynnx]

I had to physically restrain myself from gagging (I have misophonia)

[@guidojacobs2002]

10:33 Of course Markiplier would try to raise the toxic gas level after the glass has been broken.

[@ignaciodiaz919]

The first monster rotating so fucking fast it literally explodes for no reason at all is hilarious

[@dionemartins0212]

Mark is preparing Lixian for having "the talk" in a few years

[@luckyinky7849]

"do not breed" And there goes my weekend plans...

[@_je0njungk00kie]

darn

[@Sarge-at-Large]

25:10 Mark makes a nerd, and shortly thereafter kills him for being a nerd 😅🤓

[@MrMothamancer]

Wife and I have three kids can confirm this is how the delivery room worked

[@GoblinQueen.]

"Uuggghh! I made a NERD!! A GODDAMN NERD!"😂

[@Ragergager]

Then proceeds to kill the nerd. My wife said "well, he's an asshole, he didn't do anything to Mark" 😂😂

[@JamesDavy2009]

Reminds me of the Rainier Wolfcastle film _Help! My Son is a Nerd._

[@Hi-lf5bc]

I live how Mark doesn’t even really need to make an intro to these videos. We just head straight in

[@Oakskullgirl77]

Funniest part! 8:28 | “Danger shmanger, that’s what I always say.”

[@xanderferguson4282]

Can we get Lixian an award for video editing? I feel like a Streamy award isn't quite good enough, but I'm at a loss of what else there is for his field...

[@SquirrelGamez]

I think that was the funniest Lixian interaction so far. Such a great team! Also that L.A. Noire impression was top notch.

[@Cap10Goff]

I love how relatable the dialogue was "Lets make on thing clear, umm..."

[@ZeekarPRIME]

Mark absolutely refusing to put up the glass and then wondering why he gets killed is wild to me

[@Erhannis]

I think the glass got broken early on

[@javindhillon6294]

2:46 “intergalactic terroristism” absolutely killed me. 💀 regardless, I shall add it to my vocabulary

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

I think the creator of the game is foreign

[@newbermuda]

​@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH yeah, by buttheading, i think headbutting... which was the monster with horns

[@fabulousfurryfreak2383]

The English language really seems to have changed between now and... whenever this game takes place. (6:04 After 5498, apparently.)

[@Goblinboyo162]

I’m convinced the rat is the one talking

[@bluefireartz1512]

3:16 you ready to BREED?? 😏😏

[@Forkingamazon]

Lixian blushing is honestly adorable

[@Elias_Reed_25]

0:19 Ah! Dr. Nefario! So this is where you’ve been!

[@Shibaguy4445]

That’s what I’m saying!😂😂😂

[@codybrown7153]

5:45 Holy shit that impression was on point

[@deejayxcrypt]

0:33 Oh how professionally voice acted. Definitely fits the character. Absolutely. Without a doubt. Brilliant.

[@robonator2945]

0:20 is... is that Dr. Nefario? Did someone - is this a fucking horror game about Dr. Nefario. 1:23 it 100% is. Look up a picture of Dr. Nefario, now look at those glasses on the table, now back to Nefario, glasses, Nefario, glasses, glasses, Nefario; they're the same picture.

[@xT0rn_]

i though the same thing oh my god

[@harveatsphantoms]

Now that’s some confident buttheading

[@tarrantwolf]

Well, if you're going to butthead, butthead confidently.

[@harveatsphantoms]

@@tarrantwolf I should frame that

[@carcharoclesmegalodon6904]

One must beavis with equal confidence.

[@rickdaniel7341]

Monster: Breaks through the glass with murderous intent. Mark: “Spinning! That’s a good trick!”

[@MR.KINGPIN587]

16:17 clam down he just pat you 💀💀💀

[@JamesDavy2009]

They normally clam up.

[@silverflight01]

23:07 Guess the bars didn't bar this time

[@jaxcraft2848]

First "Papers, Please", then "That's Not My Neighbor", and now this. 😂

[@Keef_razor]

1:03 Dr Nefario started doing drugs, another good one we lost 😞 😢

[@eur0be4t3r]

4:58 Bro looks like that one bounty hunter from Star Wars

[@OfElusivePoets]

0:25 looks like the dude from Despicable Me, Gru's science dude haha

[@massfbi2554]

Had the same thought

[@metallicaddictno1]

3:49 Lixian blushing is my new favorite thing on Earth! So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!

[@comrade4536]

aint he just and adorable lil guy :3

[@ubblebungus]

nice pfp

[@EthelJung-j5w]

I'm sure I don't speak for myself, but having you back on a more regular schedule of posting videos has been so great, Mark! Glad you're finally getting the time to make content again, best wishes my friend!!!

[@Youssefwassily]

BOT guys they just say stuff off topic

[@everything_enthusiast]

brothers and sisters, stay focused ⚠️⚠️

[@morbid_curosity9409]

it's giving frog in a blender flashbacks 10:18

[@ghostinthenoice]

"Oh, it's sewn into your shoulder" lol.

[@taurinebeast61]

President mark is already choosing which animal is allowed. What a nice guy

[@hayond656]

23:59 That just looks like Dr. Zomboss lol

[@ArcRay20]

*accidentally opens the bars for a split second before reclosing them so the monster cant attack him* the monster: fuck physics, you technically fucked up and im GRABBIN!

[@mani-png]

8:00 i keep looking for Dark....

[@WeEvilDeMoNs]

Did you see the glitch from the last video too?

[@WeEvilDeMoNs]

I think mark might be up to something. Arg?

[@mani-png]

@@WeEvilDeMoNs yeah honestly when is he not 🤭

[@olioxenfree777]

Mark, don't even lie, your butt heading with confidence

[@smallmatcha3445]

"we are officially demonitized now on this video" - 3:52 this shows mark doesnt care about the potential money he couldve made, he willingly demonetized himself just because he wanted to. He didnt need Lixian to say that.

[@sumup49]

0:48 man doctor nefario really fell off.

[@thefrozengamer8086]

12:20 I was looking at the sliders still being maxed and was NOT prepared...

[@CanadienCat-fs8cw]

Mark please let me out of your basement, its been weeks. I'm starving, I seen a family of spiders today and I considered eating them. please let me out..

[@Idklolman45]

No

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

NO way dude! Just get back on your hamster wheel to keep powering the house!

[@Baghl761]

Don't forget to move extra fast otherwise there won't be good water pressure in the shower

[@Markim0o]

25:00 My glorious king market fire was trying to do a hollow purple on them lmao

[@ComicalCoconutOfficial]

1:30 "what have I done" sounds like Sean😂

[@LM-gm9yo]

5:56 mmmmm... close enough. WELCOME BACK RED SKULL!

[@NightDog246]

12:27 why did the iron bars jumpscare me more than the monster? Lol

[@_savvi3_]

12:19, drinking my soda from taco bell. gets jump scared by monster and spills soda on myself. rip me.

[@jennjones3560]

@23:09 I jumped so freaking high off my sofa 😂😂 this game wasn’t to bad

[@stan_wheeler]

3:49 Lixian's explanation 🤣💀

[@ironpuppet8790]

The blush make it so....funny

[@dovebun3350]

Gru looking character 0:47 LMAO

[@Goblinboyo162]

Fr drug addict Dr. Nefario

[@qui3t_tran5gir1]

Ultra realistic Dr nefario

[@bamers404]

Too bad the voice actor doesn't fit him

[@CrowB0nes]

@@bamers404 if only, russel brand.

[@kitsunenepvr5456]

The moment the glowly eye skeleton jumped out my phone shot from my hands and hit my face from how bad that scared me

[@GeniXDude]

7:06 That’s actually an alien villager from a square planet

[@Justarandombelugafan]

One Mark videos a day keeps a depression away

[@husk0ss]

ong

[@your_cute_]

So real !1!1 :)

[@izb554]

Yep.

[@Carl-021]

Facts

[@viperishzeus147]

I wish it was that easy

[@BLB048]

WARNING: DO NOT BREED Millennials and Zoomers: "Way ahead of you."

[@sergeantspam51]

this is a very cool concept. would love a part 2 on this.

[@mistislayer3861]

3:08 marks:opens glass door Me:ma-mar-mar-mark-MARK-MARK! no-NO!!

[@CygnusDoesThings]

Damn! Markimoo looks good in that shade of green! I’ve seen this game played by Manly, but I’d love to see Mark’s reaction to it.

[@daducklord3845]

finally someone who also calls him markimoo

[@XxcelestialgirlxX]

​@@daducklord3845 oh god I haven't done that in 7 years 😭

[@mellennia9]

Im not the only one (tho i only do it occasionally)! ​@daducklord3845

[@Doomerang01]

22:15 "I did this one, but I didn't know I did it" That's Mark in a nutshell

[@cmeterycat]

I just love how genuine mark's screams are in these playthroughs 12:14

[@Doctor_Winter]

The rat is the one doing the talking. Labyrinth vibes, I like. Thinking of the guy with a bird for a head.

[@Yujinofriends]

24:20 bro made “erm actually ☝🤓“

[@battleax6364]

I actually had an idea very similar to this game a long time ago but I never had the equipment or skills to make it so it’s really cool to see someone take that idea and turn into a game

[@Pluhh500]

18:08 the way he said, "Uh stahp pleez? 💅✨

[@NaudVanDalen]

10:08 You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

[@spooderboy1793]

18:25 i hope that doesnt get taken out of context!

[@TrulydaMoosey]

Keypad: Authentication is required Also said keypad: Using a registered name = Bad

[@Chieupre]

Did anyone else notice the small detail at 5:23? It’s so cool!

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

3:30 - 4:05 Lixian attempting to explain the birds and the bees isn't Lixian a parent?

[@Nootje_]

I stayed up for this xd (its 02:25 send help)

[@maikebae7909]

samee!

[@vargskelethor]

Hello netherlands from poland

[@NotLionxDD]

26:17 I just imagine "Sam... Oh that's a smash, alright?" 😂

[@extremefalcon]

17:22 Wake up (wake up) put on a little make up.

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

4:10 Hey that's where I'm from! I remember there being a lot more mullets and flannels tho...

[@Kurone341]

0:03 here

[@doughnutlord4170]

I've reported these boys thousands of times and they never go away.

[@johncruelty1]

@@TheConnorian he pastes that in every video, I was watching some doom video earlier and his comment was everywhere

[@flubbcat4267]

​@@TheConnorianIf you reply KZbin thinks it's a real person so don't

[@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited]

​@@doughnutlord4170 i have a solution

[@GeezSus]

Just wait until KZbin secretly feeds this data to the government and thousands get arrested. Oh nvm they don't really care about bots, they're just making dumb statements on the internet

[@ASHEXXED]

I got his AFK journey ad at 18:45 and was gracefully reminded of bathiplier