Monster Factory: Dino-crime in Ark: Survival Evolved

In this episode of Monster Factory, Justin and Griffin try to solve a few dino-mysteries with the help of a time-traveling Angela Lansbury in Ark: Survival Evolved.
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[@DriftingMiasma]

Griffin: [extremely little brother voice] Whoa!! Justin! Dino dolphins!!!! Justin: [extremely big brother voice] Look at those beautiful beasts.

[@timtams_6]

*[Titanic music plays]*

[@Megakell0]

* Immediately punches dolphin dino *

[@lunararsenal7187]

10:11

[@MidoriJane12]

**typing** **hysterical laughter** **typing** **hysterical laughter**

[@Mr.Spongecake]

Man I wish people would just come by and give me a ton of unshitted steaks randomly. Bjorn seems like a cool bro.

[@raysravens52]

hes countered by 200 griefers who spawn kill

[@quantumblauthor7300]

​@@raysravens52 that's the price of living on Earth

[@gracie-md1qq]

Bjorn litterally had the wackiest day on ark, he met some deformed lady while getting loot. He decided to give her his old boots, she thanked him and then roleplayed that his pterodactyl shat on her steaks. So he went back and gave her food, and then watched as she immediately ate 101 spoiled meats and died. Wacky.

[@wispernrain]

Trying to drink any liquid during these videos is a massive gamble

[@gadafk]

+Furioso the whole vid i was trying to plan when i could maybe sneak a sip of my drink

[@thealmightyqueqlqag5260]

+Furioso *Never. Try. To. Drink. Coke.*

[@smidgee6542]

+Furioso I had half a can of sprite come out my nose

[@ribby9069]

Spat milk all over my laptop :/

[@MezzoForte4]

Spat out all over myself last night so I lost that bet. I almost did it again at my laptop. But I'm so thirsty. D:

[@pippingtonne]

dino-lansbury: 10/10 bjorn: 99999/10

[@ribby9069]

+The Idiodyssey it's cool though

[@dasalphatierxd]

Ribby Thanks for the Boots!

[@alexandercoffer7598]

No, Bjorn is infinity/10

[@mirmalchik]

for real though not a single steak unshitted

[@ace-smith]

lansberry*

[@RudeFoxALTON]

That fucking gurgling noise he made when he was laughing so hard he pissed himself was disgustingly funny.

[@sarahwilliams8438]

I come back to this video a lot, but I'm here today to honor the passing of the woman who inspired Dino-Lansbury. RIP Angela Lansbury 🙏🙏

[@alexb2082]

And now Barbara!

[@bhurzumii8250]

"for real though, shit up all in my steaks" That almost killed me!

[@VurrenAnimations]

I cannot believe these boys literally stole someone's entire chest full of loot and posted it on KZbin. Godspeed

[@TaylorJohnsonvideo]

Justin's laugh at the end sounds like he's in so much pain. And I love the way he admits to pissing himself without sounding ashamed or embarrassed. This is why I look up to him.

[@JeansAbi]

Taylor Johnson - Comedian Yeah, he sounded like he's completely off crying/having a stroke and just a second away from throwing up because of laughter. Needless to say, I was dying watching this! :D

[@saschagreuel1317]

+William Krause t o

[@TheTetrapod]

Remember on MBMBaM where he admitted to a live audience that he shit himself in the car?

[@Snacc99]

Taylor Johnson - Comedian 21:00

[@wj2429]

My sweet honest piss boy.

[@HyperHardHead]

The passive aggressive chat killed me XD

[@gorillazwarfare]

When they start interacting with other people it kills me

[@Cannibalizms]

bjorn is honestly????so good a v nice dude

[@sleebs]

space dad

[@kappaross6124]

space dad × knife dad OTP

[@Edbrad]

bjorn sound like someone chill with weed

[@coldsuncrowfeet]

i wish bjorn could see this

[@bigoldingus6491]

Guess who?

[@mirmalchik]

@@bigoldingus6491 lie to me and tell me you're bjorn

[@kaseyp4877]

Okay, everyone is sleeping on Dino-Lansbury. You always hear about Final Pam, and Rat baby and Christopher Christopher Christopher Christopher, but who is talking about Dino-Lansbury? She is so good. So wonderful. One of the best Monster Factory episodes. FIGHT ME ON THIS.

[@TheRaspberryFlavored]

who the fuck is christopher christopher christopher christopher

[@Jammythewerewolf]

@@TheRaspberryFlavored christopher christopher 'The Pebble' christopher christopher :D

[@theboyreporter1726]

i'd like this comment but it's currently at 169 likes and i can't bring myself to do it

[@BroadwayBrittany]

I'm going through all of these videos for the first time, and so far I laughed harder on this one than any other. So as of now, I'm inclined to agree with you, lol

[@shakentosser]

I will not like this comment for obvious reasons

[@hannahvandehei4735]

"She's really good- (a sharp inhale followed by an extremely convicted) Lets work on the chest..."

[@itsfuckinglauren]

7:53 if yall wanna relive it

[@ChiseledDiamond]

(sudden realisation of what has been said, followed by hysterical laughter)

[@missyemmy93]

@@itsfuckinglauren thank you so much this moment changed me as a person forever

[@Kodocha7]

Monster Factory is honestly the funniest thing on youtube

[@sartanko]

You know what, I think you might be right! I feel nauseous from all the laughing.

[@jamezburgundy]

for real

[@littlemissjellyjoints]

This is probably the only people that make me laugh so hard I cry.

[@sartanko]

Thanks for reminding me, I probably got a lot of stuff to catch up on.

[@user-ec5yl5df7i]

Jackie C. Did they cancel it?

[@jacobdrum97]

Bjorn is like the coolest dude.

[@keyboardoracle4436]

"Well, she certainly solved the mystery of human generosity," Truer words have (probably) never been spoken. That Björn guy is the coolest.

[@Hedhnter]

The thing about murder she wrote is that this lady travels the fucking globe and still seems to know someone well in every single place she visits, additionally there's the murders. Like wherever she goes there's a fucking murder that happens either just before or after she's arrived. I think she's the root cause, honestly.

[@JamesWVanFleet]

For a long time though she didn't traverse the globe. All those murders happened in one little town. Like, if you lived there, there was a 20% chance you were gonna get killed or do some killin'. Is Lansbury the cause? Maybe. Maybe she's like a chiller version of one of those Stephen King villains who comes into a small town and a week later the Methodist and Catholic churches are firebombing each other, and dogs are getting piked on iron gates. Unless... unless... she's like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and her town is some sort of Hellmouth but for really boringly-motivated murderers.

[@Liamitis]

It's kinda like a Batman/Joker effect. Whenever a crimefighter that good rises, a villain to match shall be created. So whenever Lansbury goes to a new place, the universe sorts out having that good of a detective in that spot by creating a crime to match her.

[@felixsturm323]

Is that a "Needful Things" reference? ;)

[@snipelfritz]

She's the murderer every time. She's just really good at pinning them on other innocent people.

[@dracos0024]

Liam She isn't even a detective. She's an English teacher turned novel writer that solves murders for the heck of it. XD

[@druid_the_lizard_wizard]

My favorite parts of these videos that are on online games is when Griffin quietly yet furiously types away, talking to the other players while Justin dies from laugh-coughing in the background

[@ParadoxGavel]

"The murderer was Jonkins, the butler!" Hmm... why does that sound familiar?

[@cahillcomics918]

Mary McGinnis totally different, there wasnt any bowties

[@thealmightynootdoodle5615]

Mmmm hello

[@c1nnamodoll]

i bet he had a shimmery bowtie too rolls eyes

[@wilh364]

Can't believe you never said Lansbury Fore Time

[@xocourtneypaige5206]

She’s solving Dino crime with the angels now

[@onikoneko]

7 years later... I wonder if Bjorn is still playing, and I hope they're doing well if they are, truly a kind soul

[@ashleyhazlehurst9593]

Two years since this vid and I still eat my steak unshitted, it's the best way.

[@gaaraxkariho]

The shit steaks at the end had me wheezing and crying. I love monster factory so much

[@cooper8058]

"I think it loves me!" *Continues to beat it to death*

[@alexisgarcia4124]

God I was just about to comment this

[@ARoseByAn0therName]

My favorite justin laugh is the one where he sounds exactly like a brooding hen

[@ChicWerewolf]

Griffin is responsible for me using "wowzers!" And "_______-erinos" in my daily vocabulary

[@katqt32]

The two of them have gotten me into their phrase “one mo ‘gain!” and I interpret that as “let’s go again/once more”. You can hear Justin say it in the Dragon’s Dogma episode when Randy Johnso dies on the beach and crushes the box LMFAOOO

[@partlyironic]

I love how one of the only things they ever leave alone is the chest... they arent respectful to God but they are respectful to women, damn it!

[@shinyskunk]

they did make her ass an entire trapezoid, to be fair.

[@scorchwave6439]

Did you not hear Justin say let's work on the chest in this one though? 😂

[@emergencybirds7410]

We may have lost Angela Lansbury, but at least we'll always have Dino-Lansbury

[@CaptainMaddi19]

Dame Angela Lansbury passed away today and I immediately thought of Dino-Lansbury. 💔

[@meganbuchanan6359]

RIP Angela Lansbury! You will be missed

[@Manigeitora]

RIP Angela Lansbury, dead at 96 on 10/11/22

[@8BitBrody]

"Murder She Wrote (TV Program)" "Angela Lansbury (Theater Actor)" Good tags, guys.

[@FredByDawn]

Angela Lands-before time-bury

[@bravetherainbow]

omg Bjorn is such a cute helpful guy

[@TammyRadbody]

RIP Angela Lansbury.

[@rosebuch8271]

Coming back to this to pay my respects. RIP.

[@emilyclancey7098]

1:24 You know what we call dinosaurs in the UK? Her Royal Majesty!

[@sophieking195]

t- touche

[@jjju3]

rebinging monster factory for the 3rd time and finding an episode you havent seen before is like finding actual fucking gold

[@solflorspaceman]

Coming back to this in memory of Dame Lansbury, immortalized forever in this hellish flesh simulacrum.

[@rjjr7064]

21:05 - 22:41 Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@asacollings1858]

rest in peace angela lansbury thank you for your impact on my life

[@stephanieexists]

16:44 Griffin: Feeding Trough? I ain’t too proud! Don’t mind me, that’s just a McElroy line I get stuck in my head a lot and yet I constantly forget where and when it’s from, so hopefully this helps me later 😂

[@liamaugust]

i hope bjorn is living the best of lives

[@brbReclaimingErebor]

love when Justin references literally the only thing anyone ever knows about Kyle XY-- the fact that he doesn't have a belly button.

[@brbReclaimingErebor]

@@devcrom3 i mean. i wouldn't know, would i?

[@MrVoltySquirrel]

I made the mistake of watching all of these Monster Factory episodes in one sitting, so now my heart hurts because I was laughing so hard. Would not advise. Considering legal action Griffin and Justin for not putting up proper doctors warnings.

[@whalesharko4465]

They did say NSFW which obviously means Never suck for (a) while

[@loganrichards3926]

RIP Angela Lansbury, im happy that this is one of the ways youll be remembered

[@missyemmy93]

the quiet "... finish it" at 11:50 just wrecked me

[@Chickienugs]

RIP to Angela Lansbury ✌️

[@TheAjerf]

monster factory is literally my fav series on youtube

[@danielcampbell2838]

The way "murder she did" has infiltrated my everyday vocabulary

[@PygmonLives]

This was painful to watch. I laughed so hard at this video my whole body ached. For a moment there, I thought I was going to barf. This was amazing, keep it up. Ten outa ten

[@HypeWolf]

Greatest video series on youtube since sliced jam.

[@PartyElevatorProd]

RIP Angela Lansbury. Kinda screwed up for the algorithm to recommend this to me today…

[@brandonragan7508]

These my me cry every time. My wife thinks I look absolutely insane while I watch them. I laughed so hard I had to stop it on two separate occasions.

[@ZombieTurtleInvasion]

It's been 2 years but I'm still dying over "Murder she did!"

[@leopold621]

what if dino landsberry is angus mcdonalds mom, she disappeared long ago through mysterious means (time travel) but the detective blood still flowed in angus mcdonalds veins. his white whale is solving the mystery of finding his mother

[@gliscorpropagandaaccount1764]

reuniting the silverware will open a hole through time and space

[@fifth_elephant]

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying... this needs to be like a weekly thing guys, please!

[@kappaross6124]

4:59 it's Truck Shepard. he found us, and he's taken over half your character already.

[@scalefeathers7681]

I just gotta point out that Maria Bamford fucking called this back in 2003: "Heads up for next year, it's gonna be the new style, if you wanna be on the cutting edge: you're gonna have to have a giant egg-shaped torso . . . with tiny little Tweety-bird ankles . . . and a wandering eye."

[@MightyMothra]

God, ain't it the truth.

[@SW33wNecie]

Dino-Landsbury looks like she got stung by a bee. A mutant bee from beyond the space-time continuum

[@johnathankindall2804]

"well that's crazy" love that sometimes he doesn't even have a joke

[@frankiero6636]

"lazlo's hierarchy of needs" u did not

[@oldodgy]

Best Murder, She Wrote fanfic I've ever seen.

[@UsotheMarshmallow]

"The murderer was Jonkins, the butler!" I wonder if he used a wand that made doors go into different rooms to do that

[@cas6174]

i wonder if he also had a shimmery bowtie

[@Nami]

These steaks are unshitted.

[@NopeDontDoItImTellingYouNow]

Monster Factory has just become my life recently. This is the worst series of anything in existance and I love it.

[@pogogo51]

The character creation made this one of my favorite Monster Factories. The rest made it one of my favorite KZbin videos.

[@SoundlessScream]

pogogo51 When I found this channel recently, I was hoping that they had done an ark video

[@sandeater0214]

DINO LANDSBURY IS ETERNAL

[@helloaloee]

4:19 Griffin suddenly turns into Angus McDonald

[@rootbeef]

The NOISES that Justin makes in this, I've never heard come from a human being. Lord.

[@dogwoodlavance6667]

"wow, you look bad! are you gonna look better? no, that's just you!" story of my life

[@dajosh42069]

8:54 "Well that's crazy..." Was looking for this line for the better part of 2 weeks!! Couldn't remember which episode it was in though! :D Fucking love Monster Factory.

[@mielliot13]

That chat log had me laughing so hard it was painful

[@casiblume7932]

The hard cut into "DUSTING FOR PRINTS" fucking kills me every time

[@jocelynmyers]

Shit steaks are all the rage these days. Also, I laughed til I cried

[@partiallyhungrysocks2313]

I know I'm late to the game, but the entire time i was watching this all i could think was Jurassica Fletcher

[@captainunload]

I love looking at Garfield riding his tiny horse. He has such a serious look on his face.

[@PredstorsPet3D]

God. God. I'm dying. That steak bit got me laughing so hard I cried but also peed a little too. What a beautifully awful moment to share. I can't even be mad after laughing that much!

[@jaloobi]

Definitely my favorite series right now.

[@wontkillu]

That chat convo at the end about the steaks had me laughing so hard it actually hurt.

[@darksaint217]

I'v seen this video 10 times now, and i cry laugh every. single. time!

[@Clareonox]

"I think it [dodo bird] loves me." *punch, punch, punch, bloood.* Ohh, Griffin, haha

[@relevance8]

I need to watch 21:14 at least once a week, now. It's like a pilgrimage.

[@emperorethan2713]

Do people ever watched Monster Factory and say, "hey, that's me in real life. I look like that."

[@SickDrummer2438]

These aren't nearly as popular as they deserve to be.. I'm spreading these to literally every friend I have.

[@l.foxgardner4030]

I'm typing this through tears I have not been able to stop laughing about that wink for like 3 minutes. Like, if I laugh any harder I might throw up

[@calosanza]

rip angela lansbury 😔✌🏽 greatest detective of our generation

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Every time I see an Ark video I hope they discover the Earthworms, love that cult.

[@ciaran81685]

The end with the guy got me crying, I was laughing so hard. This is probably my favorite episode now.

[@Weekwah]

How was this six years ago? I come back and watch this one like every 6 months

[@haleyroraff2949]

I love ARK so much and people like Bjorn are pretty common and just give newbies metal weapons/armor

[@missdiction4455]

Such an under rated episode.

[@sloanesmith9416]

literally my favorite series, i'm crying

[@AugRing]

I love listening to Justin's toddler cry-laugh

[@patrickwenning4431]

My throat Hurts so bad from trying not to make noise when laughing

[@numbersninja7858]

Are you serious I was humming "pure imagination" when they started talking about golden tickets