Monster Factory | Pushing Dark Souls 3 EXTREME EDITION to the limit

[@bigbadgammagnome]

No wonder he's called Hungry-faced Gil, he keeps losing his dang food!

[@Rick586]

He has so much vision that he can see every detail of every food he loses.

[@callydavenport3982]

@@Rick586 wow no wonder he is so severely melancholy. Poor guy

[@strawberry_boicake]

aipom

[@bigbadgammagnome]

​@@strawberry_boicakeaipom!

[@ZullietheWitch]

The cheat engine table used for this video is actually my Dark Souls III Challenge Mods table. I enjoy knowing that, by some strange sequence of events, I am responsible for Griffin saying the phrase "What is Barrel Souls?".

[@inknosecat]

So you're technically the Dark Souls Arbys Witch?

[@alexbelardo7940]

Holy shit Zullie is the arbys witch! It’s honestly not a crossover I ever expected but I love it nonetheless

[@fueledbyglucose]

Hey how do we find this because I need this series of mods in my life

[@Dylan_Platt]

@@inknosecat oh my God, you're absolutely right... the LORE IMPLICATIONS

[@Jakeyboyofjoy4]

Wow. what a crazy plot twist. you're the best Zullie!!!!

[@arsweetie1234]

new favorite monster factory quote: "Oh, we- we got Gooch in the shrain? I'm on my way."

[@w0rmg0rl]

came to the comments section to read this 😂

[@jbarbeau92]

“This is the soul of Satan” I see the translation mod isn’t a big fan of how obscure and confusing dark souls lore usually is. Kind of gets right to the point.

[@ShaneS101]

It also makes sure to let you know that the soul of Satan is nothing to worry about: "It's OK".

[@number1spritefan]

cut out the middle man

[@ObeyCamp]

Eidolon Don't forget your response to "this is the soul of Satan"... "It's okay."

[@garfieldbrooks]

@@number1spritefan i thought i commented this for a second

[@jesterpng]

Miyazaki-san’s vision has a lot more barrels than I remember.

[@MrBangBat]

Miyazaki really wanted to make a Donkey Kong game but couldn't get the license.

[@SkyTrooper121]

And far too few feet . this is no true Miyazaki

[@carrotfriend22]

nah dawg this feels right

[@android19willpwn]

nah that one's pretty accurate

[@alfredzanini]

Anime was a mistake

[@unknown_limes]

I love the text constantly in the corner that just reads "this is a hole"

[@juxhex]

I'm cry-laughing this whole episode has the same vibe as Griffin saying "Oh my god that's everyone. Everyone in Yharnam has come to just completely tear me apart"

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Its been so long since the last upload of Monster Factory that i couldn't remember if the character was a woman or Canada...

[@intraum]

a real Canada's Canada

[@JoBrOsLoveeee]

you have an item in your inventory called "cell phones" like hungry faced gil is opening his trench coat flaps and hucking cricket wireless burners to the armored hollows of undead burg

[@billiebloojeans]

occasionally some Mcel-Fans will have me laughing as hard as the content is making me laugh...., this is one of those time

[@ItsAlanK]

No that's a stat, the cell phones are a part of him. Hungryfaced Gil is cell phones

[@nerdgnostic]

Drawfee fans will know that Hungry-faced Gil is Spheal’s alter ego.

[@faroshscale]

@@ItsAlanK phones for bones

[@janesmith1840]

@@billiebloojeans Yup, this one got me

[@justinw1384]

I’m glad you returned to it because this Dark Souls 3 translation mod is the funniest shit. Even the loading screens. “Every policeman knows about whichcraft...”

[@dontminchinit2656]

My favorite is "Their screaming is like a song that can hide its misery"

[@alyxfletcher3582]

I'm a BIG fan of "Good warmth with hot legs of leather and steel motors."

[@WoodlandDrake]

"It reminds me automatically when it comes to devices."

[@justaguy11131]

Big pylomasy.

[@GiRRAPHvideos]

ACAW

[@lorenadiutori]

This one had big, old-school Monster Factory energy. The skellington doing parkour and Griffin shoutcasting the Sword Master fight absolutely destroyed me.

[@calciummother]

29:39, sword master :)

[@gryrabild]

Everybody say thank you to Clayton for still editing this series in his wonderful way

[@rachelrachel9152]

For real, the editing in clayton episodes is so much better then when i assume they were pre clayton. Or they always had him and he's just improved tremendously. Either way i love clayton

[@DalekDay]

"dad Dad DAD DAD puck me up from *soccer practice*"

[@CEWThree]

I need more Hungry-Faced Gil in my life. What a beautiful Canada.

[@clearlynotaneldritchhorror8798]

I really want them to screen shot and post the silder's if they get to Rosaria so we can all be Gill!

[@spicevoid8703]

what a beautiful duwang

[@JulesJuno737]

@@spicevoid8703 Be careful of !Food Loss! Then you wont be able to chew :(

[@DanteYewToob]

“OH Canada”, ammirite?!

[@odditybloggity]

The only thing that could make this version of Dark Souls 3 better would be if all of the textures were replaced by hi-res jpegs of pizza and Louie Anderson.

[@swordswaltzing]

but what a wacky situation that would be!

[@krisherrick4261]

Do battle on me!!!

[@Trismegistus24601]

I've never played Dark Souls 3, so I'm just going to assume that this is how in normally is.

[@aila6814]

as someone with almost 1000 hours in dark souls 3, yes. this is how it always is.

[@mossymagicks]

It totally is, you can trust me

[@YEs69th420]

Most people mod it to make it more """fun""" which is super disrespectful, i'm glad the boys are playing it as intended

[@travisgodfrey-evans2182]

Actually there’s a lot more Gilbert’s than Gils, so it’s interesting see a more abbreviated gameplay approach

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

If only it was. Sadly the base game is pretty mediocre and boring

[@DalekDay]

"didn't i buy pants? no, she passed away didn't she"

[@peofun1]

love that Swordmaster made himself little too, just to be supportive of your choices. what a good son

[@blujay1294]

Mcelboys I desperately need to see Hungry-faced Gil, to fulfill his destiny and his pre-provided character arc and ascend to Quenched Gilbert. (Loving this series, thank you for continuing!)

[@rattyeely]

A gil becoming a gilbert

[@ourveneratedoverlorde1551]

Gilbert the Satiated, saint among men!

[@faroshscale]

Your Hungry-Faced Gil has evolved into a Quenced Gilbert!

[@ObeyCamp]

Blujay12 "Quench" means to satisfy _by drinking_ . Hungry-faced Gil, though quenched of thirst, would still be hungry-faced.

[@SuperFluffyChickens]

7:50 “Buregusuburegusu. Just a terrible woman...” is what I want people to say when I die, too

[@Christopher-6865]

I'm glad we keep getting reminded that this is a hole

[@GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo]

Would you rather Aero Lightning

[@nomukun1138]

It's okay.

[@jeffreylee5529]

Today, on Monster Factory: how to turn Wolverine into Antman

[@kwarra-an]

Was having an awful day and watching Gil get repeatedly murdered by monsters really cheered me up. Thank you brothers

[@yepisuredolikecats]

i could just listen to justin laughing and wheezing with no context and it would make me do the same

[@Ehlex]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fn3RhaaorsyWb6M

[@zynix976]

It really is a thing of beauty

[@Madison-qn3dx]

25:47 “what have you got in those Jordaches, ashen one? ... Jordachen one” had me cry laughing

[@jimbo_13]

It's been more than six months and I think of it almost every day and laugh loudly to myself every dang time.

[@michaellaporte4951]

@@jimbo_13 Can confirm, still think of that line all the time.

[@sidbeak7]

I would watch an entire play through of this and because I’ve never played the game I would assume this is what it’s really like

[@pishwa]

I honestly didn't realise it was modded until I read the comments lmao

[@dinahdiaz1692]

I liked very large Hungry Faced Gil, but I fell in love with tiny Hungry Faced Gil

[@matthewm1133]

Just to let ya’ll know I would watch HOURS of Hungry-Faced Gil and his crusade in Dark Souls 3. Please.

[@katqt32]

Bad boy management and boy pile are phrases I'm now going to say religiously.

[@unknownentity7964]

Would you like to join my boi pile? >:)

[@blarg2429]

@@unknownentity7964 I dunno, how good is your bad boi management?

[@unknownentity7964]

@@blarg2429 TIS THE BEST OF THE MANAGEMENTS

[@blarg2429]

@@unknownentity7964 Then sign me up.

[@katqt32]

Unknown Entity depends on what's in it.

[@crabdad4087]

my life force is justin wheezing and yelling “she’s on BREAK”

[@MrTirond]

I don’t know how these boys do it but they always release one right when I don’t know I need it most. Bless you sweet, sweet boys.

[@katlynwhittenburg2951]

I was just thinking the same thing. The sweetest of boys.

[@marsbutsmaller2927]

I feel like Hungry-faced Gil is the long lost son of the Final Pam

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

It's more like Pam dreamt about her bean baby all grown up

[@KN-oc7cu]

that's he he has the mystical growing and shrinking powers

[@zixise]

Final Pam is the All-Mother.

[@TheSkullivan12]

Considering how many sons Final Pam has, that is statistically the most likely explanation.

[@averytrautmann5115]

they were also both described as "like the nanny from muppet babies" so...like mother like son

[@elijahbrooks704]

i love how monster factory is just a big brother watching his little brother fuck around on video games

[@jacobdriscoll8276]

"This is the soul of Satan." "It's OK."

[@Alpacnologia]

i believe this is what they call "Darkest Souls"

[@pareidolist]

This truly is the Dark Souls of Monster Factory.

[@noraunhappy]

If any Monster Factory has ever needed a part 3 so badly, it’s this one.

[@philiphewes726]

Gil’s the bagger at Harris Teeter you root for in the custody case that is the talk of the town

[@sarahfinch1808]

god this is so specific and i can see it in my minds eye

[@sophiacarpenter1855]

I'm glad I have people on my side, it's been so hard

[@rachelrachel9152]

Real quick what region is harris teeter a store in

[@erenspace9628]

@@rachelrachel9152 not real quick but it’s the southeast US

[@rachelrachel9152]

@@erenspace9628 haha thank u

[@llewtree3013]

Honestly this version of dark souls feels like it could be an entire series like car boys or modding Skyrim

[@benjaminkowalski2467]

Coming back to this video 6 months after it comes out and the line “look at my stupid taint and my dumb wiener” is still one of my favorite lines. Truly timeless content.

[@lamp7641]

Please, God, you have to do the full playthrough. It's the content I crave.

[@feltrix334]

Griffin: "I need to make the bad bois occupy a single file line..." Me: "Like the 300 spartans at the battle of Thermopylae!" Griffin: "...Like they're at the deli counter at the supermarket." Me: "...or that."

[@KyleMicallef-j9f]

Griffin needs to start listening to the game audio. All the VO is replaced with text to speech of the translations.

[@Franni]

Dancer of the Boreal Valley: just chillin' Griffin: ahhhh ahhhhh Justin: ahhhhhhh Me: ahhhhh ahhhh ahh

[@WoodlandDrake]

I need a baby onesie that says "This is the Soul of Satan"

[@StormWolves12]

I always think "there's no way they can be funnier" and then every single new video has me gasping for air and crying

[@deogriffon4744]

justin doing a bit where he gives griffin extremely obvious advice on how to play the video game-and then sticking to the bit despite it not landing once-is peak oldest brother.

[@myeldest]

please dear god play the whole game like this. i know that isn't really the monster factory m.o. but this is the funniest fuckin thing i've experienced in a very long time lads

[@kwarra-an]

Volt and the Boreal Valley is my favourite electro-folk band

[@TiaSprengel]

This is 100% what I needed today - thank you, Griffin and Justin!

[@callaranjones5345]

I recently started playing Dark Souls 3 and I can only call the firelink shrine the firelink shraine and I sing the “let’s go to the firelink shraine” every single time a play

[@katsdraws]

At 19:37 you can hear justin struggling to decide if he wants to say mon frere or my friend and ends up saying my frerend

[@crumplygremlin2144]

Funny enough, this has the exact same feel as the first era of Monster Factory. It's done a sorta Car Boys sitch, but this time it's a beautiful phoenix and it frickin rocks. The McGlory days are here.

[@sharx2002]

julius caesar: oh boy, i sure am excited to visit the roman senate today! the roman senate that day: 14:24

[@Robocopnik]

If anyone's curious, the Dancer of the Boreal Valley was a young noblewoman who was forced to become a court dancer then a warped, monstrous knight. She's a fairly tragic figure.

[@sethescope]

that summary does clearly illustrate the tragedy of her backstory but holy shit she also sounds mega fucking rad

[@haphazardlark1502]

This is just a 32-minute dinosaur mosh pit with Justin choking to death in the background. Amazing.

[@harrytucker2158]

In an alternate universe, barrel souls is one of the most respected and well known games.

[@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava]

23:22 "Is this still Dark Souls?" No, it's one big boy wearing a stupid outfit with an ineffective weapon, surrounded by a bunch of little boys and the occasional bigger, scarier boy. It's Dynasty Warriors.

[@TheSilentHamish]

Is this it? The day where we only have one place to watch a video by the McElroy Family? *Checks Polygon's KZbin page*

[@ThePupSquad]

justin's laugh where he's coughing/yelling brings me more joy than anything else i love these videos so much

[@ruinpowder]

i spontaneously remembered “that sucks down there though there’s some sort of horrible ghost” earlier today so i decided to rewatch this and god i forgot how funny it is. i could watch the misadventures of hungry faced gil for hours

[@kevinistired]

I'm so glad it says that Clayton is still editing

[@larklundberg5288]

26:13 "Let me tell you the goodness of God. The priest is not here" is a great Protestant joke

[@AvaBruno]

maybe tiny hungry-faced gil is actually the mice king and at the end of the game he frees amelie from her prison and they get married and live happily ever after on dvd

[@sarahfinch1808]

she cook an egg with a spoon!

[@junitreee]

to this day i still quote "dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, pick me up from soccer practice!" whenever something goes wrong

[@rinikat28]

i cant believe griffin skipped the dialogue at 6:36 that says "I love banners and I love you"

[@kaigibson806]

Okay that super random “HAH she’s on BREAK” had me dying I was not expecting that from Justin

[@sarahwilliams8438]

This week has been the Dark Souls of weeks so I am extremely grateful for this

[@emmakatemedina]

I miss the "mmmmm smash it" at the end. Otherwise into barrel souls

[@TheAnjelHarte]

Oh HELL yes... best category of McElroy content is “is this even the same game anymore?” I’m super hype for this being a series

[@DaVeganZombie]

23:32 I always love how goofy they are, and how silly they can act. But then you have moments like this that show you how genuinely intelligent and more there are to the McElroy’s I know it is a semi-common philosophy question, but it is also not something an average person just knows. The fact they do, and can go from “GOD DAMMIT GIL” to a philosophical inquiry in a moments notice is AMAZING. And UNDER-APPRECIATED.

[@cometgravity]

the entire "there's just too many i think" sequence had me sobbing this is so good please beat dark souls 3 with hungry-faced gil

[@Austib_]

My favorite part in the High Wall chapter is when Gill found the Soul of Satan

[@commandrogyne]

this episode dealt me psychic damage

[@charlienot-my-real-name3123]

"she's on BREAK"

[@josieblue]

the mass amount of enemies stomping all over their corpse after they die gets me every time

[@Okoii]

Does anyone sometimes reflect on everything that these good good brothers put out is just gold, Monster Factory, TAZ, Mbmbam. Just gold.

[@Mangasama]

"We Got Gooch in the Shrain" The next McElroy Family shirt

[@magicoA]

"this is the soul of Satan" Action:"it's ok" Bahaha

[@Robintron]

I'm so invested in Hungry-faced Gil's adventure. He needs that morale boost.

[@jqzou]

Feels like it’s been an eternity!!! Needed this

[@sunnydtgm5414]

I lost my shit at Justin laughing when the keeper died xD The McElroys are all diamonds, I am perpetually hyped for any and all content they release. Speaking of which, I haven't listened to the new graduation yet! Time to luxuriate in these good good boys good good words c: keep doing what you do McElroys, you all mean the world to me.

[@michaela765]

eyy I just heard the last taz g ep! demon prince...

[@akhasshativeritsol1950]

Hungry-Face Gil looks like the result of a sordid night between Gollum and Grima Wormtongue

[@Endrian]

I have so much respect for the work that goes into the captions on Monster Factory productions.

[@Xzeihoranth]

Dark Cool: Adult Cool's teen angst phase.

[@mattbeard9723]

Laughed until I cried at Sword Master

[@daphne5302]

them passing by the dancer and screaming about 24 minutes in is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[@GryphonWyng]

6:39 smh, Griffin skipping through the firekeeper dialogue and missing lines like, "increase the importance of nutrients and high quality life".

[@jeniphirtaylor-mcintire81]

"Dad! Dad! Dad! Pick me up from soccer practice!"

[@Phalxxx]

the upgrade woman said "I love banners, and I love you."

[@partlyironic]

Obsessed with Justin saying “yeah I would get out of here” at 14:33

[@benjamincere505]

alternate title: "man gets repeatedly assaulted by entire army"

[@Emmanemanemm]

A most satisfying 33 minutes. I missed you boys! (Im re-listening to TAZ Balance so I didn't miss you long lol)

[@maydaysmonsters]

Hungry faced Gil has the polar opposite energy to the Final Pam

[@emilyboismier6577]

"she's on BRUEAK" kills me every time

[@maqin725]

Hungry-faced Gil has the most engaging story arc in all of Monster Factory

[@cybersludge]

"Gooch in the shrain" is one of my favorite sentences ever spoken aloud.

[@carolinemerk9814]

3:28 Ah, yes. Oprah's evil sister, Dragon Winfrey

[@christophertarsitano269]

This is the only thing keeping me alive in this grim grim game we call “life” thank you McElroys

[@lyvale]

I’m not even going to lie, I’d love to see an entire dark souls play through with good good boy Gil and the McElboys

[@deogriffon4744]

7:57 is great because you’d think that “crystal bell” as the name of a weapon would be a mistranslation, but then HFG starts wielding it and it becomes clear that yes, that is in fact a bell with crystals on it. Y’know, to hit people with.