Monster Factory: Turbovicki vs. The Foot Clan in Wii Sports Resort

In this, the second part of our exploration of Wii Sports Resort, Hyper-Athlete Turbovicki faces her greatest challenge yet: The endless hordes of the Cheney Foot Clan.
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[@ghoulstreet]

"I bet Dick Cheney is really into water sports" I'm not sure what's funnier, that line or the extended silence that followed

[@ahobbit1273]

It's not a sentence I ever expected to hear.

[@bitsaucetv]

😬

[@1-800-hcbrigs]

Griffin knew what he was doing

[@TheJeffrum]

The UI sound afterwards is just perfect

[@sandybarton1797]

Hmm. How funny that DickCheney ended up being good at waterboarding...

[@l.illine1784]

Owen Barton hOLY

[@addison_ep]

Owen Barton lord 😂

[@Dabednego]

This killed me

[@karabirb]

B R U H

[@ClimbHarderNotSmarter]

Nai Birbduck it’s cause he’s good at water sports

[@PineappleLiar]

Never say 'mastered the art of the slippery wood' again.

[@rasamatazz9823]

Here comes that big stupid stone

[@Moths05]

mastered the art of the slippery wood

[@nateryans6758]

"I bet Dick Cheney's into watersports" is a sentence I never wanted to hear.

[@scottpilgrimpwns]

Nate Ryans "I bet Dick Cheney's into watersports" is a sentence I never knew I needed to hear, but I did.

[@carbonatedvinegar9779]

but it's a sentence we all needed to hear.

[@saintultra2737]

Jesus Christ, an entire dynasty of TURBO wiped out in mere seconds, I'm crying.

[@calebarnold797]

Such a waste of good warriors...

[@sylph8005]

TurboJanet survived, though

[@weedshrek]

Very good, but is there footage of griffin dual wielding wiimotes to sword fight himself because I really need that in my life

[@alt-oh7sg]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@themardbard9096]

I was crying with laughter the entire fight bc it was all I could imagine

[@myettechase]

I’m just picturing Rachel peering through the door of his office in amused concern as he flails wildly

[@LachrymoseMelon]

When Turbovicki and her daughter died in quick succession, I also died, laughing.

[@harvard4887]

So then, LachrymosePineapple continued the video for their dead parent

[@leongkinwai9709]

"Biking needs improvement"

[@Ladililn]

"bikes have killed this whole family" "okay"

[@pixel_andy]

RIP LachrymoseMelon A good KZbin user, maybe laughed too hard

[@MrCaiMac]

"I invented wakeboarding!" I thought it was waterboarding he invented?

[@slendy9600]

Callum McLeod LMAO

[@PsychicRadroach]

Is THAT why ISIS is so popular? Because they constantly go on fun water sports adventures?

[@sugoistalin7809]

Depends on the kind of water sports you're talking about. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@z.m.stewart1996]

Callum McLeod it had never occurred to me that wakeboarding, waterboarding, and watersports are all dangerously different things. always know what you're signing up for. read the coupon. *closely.*

[@mahoganyflagpole6877]

Callum McLeod II

[@UnusualTastes]

"Bikes have killed this whole family..."

[@harrisonedits]

"okay"

[@abloogywoogywoo]

THIS is why we need to get cyclists off our roads. We're doing it for your own good!

[@Moths05]

okay

[@Prince_Luci]

Turbovicki IS an incredible athlete, however the man controlling her body is an outstandingly terrible athlete.

[@funnysillyclown]

If turbovicki stands for victorious, then turbojanet stands for janetourious.

[@asmrtpop2676]

janitorial

[@ashleybrown2122]

I upvoted this comment, but then it went from 69 to 70, so I had to downvote to get it back to 69. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

[@kotoriminami3619]

jansport.

[@taylorb213]

What about TurboSusan

[@PandaPelley]

@@taylorb213 Suzerainty

[@Elvishswimmer]

I occasionally remind myself that Turbovicki is a nose with glasses, makes this so much more hilarious

[@Jefferflakes]

im crying laughing at the bowling part cause i never got the "imagine being the audience for this" comment out of my mind. just seeing her slooooowly approach the lane 20 times in a row without throwing the ball hahahaha

[@MishaShivers]

Watching Vicki NOT DO THE BOWLING was one of the most agitating things I've had to sit through in quite a while.

[@MishaShivers]

DO THE BOWLING VICKI THROW THE- THE BALL, VICKI, THROW THE BALL! VICKI! GOD DAMMIT VICKI!

[@mikeworth62]

Misha Shivers 100 discrete pins.

[@ItsFefnir]

It's okay. Everything's fine, Turbovicki just decided to take up swimming. On a bike. And with very limited oxygen. After having written her will and sending it as she was falling.

[@ghoulstreet]

Dying is the ultimate sport

[@Grandpharaoh91]

She's at Dairy Queen now

[@myglasseskeepslipping]

... the feeling of seeing my mother’s mii for a split second before she gets stabbed by Turbovicki four years after this episode aired is indescribable

[@adaritter9597]

That is so amazing

[@shrimpmas]

"the specialist do that curve!" *misses* "Bazinga." "you did curve it"

[@sepiasmith5065]

my sister used to do the wakeboarding religiously

[@idontcare6736]

Why is this the only comment Polygon has liked

[@asmrtpop2676]

I Don't Care they’re the sister

[@sepiasmith5065]

oh wow this is wild

[@whalesharko4465]

I'm a sister and so did I, that and the duck canoe tutorial

[@thedotintheletteri]

Whale Sharko omg the duck canoe tutorial was my sister’s absolute favorite mini game, I loved that one where you flew around as the airplane and explored the resort. We always competed in the slicing items mini game, (she won half the time lol)

[@higgyjiggy2222]

"if Parappa the Rapper and the Final Pam had a kid, it would be Turbovicki."

[@LNTRNfly]

“Little Rapping Husband.”

[@NadavMorad]

"if you're playing against yourself, you can really kick some ass" is a pretty good truism tbh

[@sodacan5494]

"bikes have killed this entire family" "ok"

[@roguerowan3259]

I never had Wii Sports Resort myself but my grandparents often played it. My grandpa mastered the 100 pin bowling game by getting the ball to roll on the wall and that caused every pin to fall. My grandparents are gone now but I think of that every time I watch this video. My 70+ year old grandparents were better at Wii Bowling than Griffin McElroy.

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

I remember, in the original Wii Bowling, if you managed to ride the ball on the right rail ALL the way to the end, you hit a switch that knocked over all the pins.

[@weir9996]

Spiny Justspiny That’s in this one too. I used to be able to do it pretty regularly but I have lost that skill

[@KittenMittons21]

This is 5 years after the fact, but I love that during the basketball game griffin said Charles Barkley who is historically known for being the worst 3-point shooter in nba history

[@randysticks6781]

I WISH GRIFFIN RECORDED HIMSELF FOING THE SWORDFIGHT AAAAAAA

[@emilylenz7781]

20:23 "Let's just go on like a leisurely bike ride to celebrate." little did they know... this bike ride would have two casualties that day

[@dacejar]

Rest in peace Turbovicki (and Turbosusan)

[@junobrooke9505]

what about turbojanet

[@Trasyn123]

turbojanet didnt die tho

[@mangomaking]

long live the kings

[@gastrodong3893]

Hey nice profile pic

[@bravetherainbow]

Justin's "ONE HUNDRED DISCRETE PINS" fucked me up so bad, laughing my eyes out

[@treedude4246]

that bowling scene is upsetting me so much

[@cadetinney7327]

monster factory is the only reliably good thing left in this darkest of times

[@kimberly6663]

It only got darker jfc

[@onychophorum]

and now its over

[@gaspardp7314]

Like @@kimberly6663 said, but one year later.

[@tulipbee9033]

I glanced at this comment and thought darkest was dankest

[@madisonstoner7405]

Oh you sweet, sweet summer child...

[@TengenToppaLaskeri]

I'd pay good money to see a webcam of Griffin during the swordfighting and biking segments

[@Giantmonkey112]

This video got me thinking. We've seem some pretty and less pretty faces from the monster factory boys, but who is the strongest? If we put every creation in an arena, and gave them the weapons they used in game, who would win? Discounting The Final Pam obviously.

[@dancingcolors123]

i'm betting on the pebble

[@very_much]

Nah, Jorstin's the better wrestle boy. Although, in terms of pure power, I think that Succotash would be high up in the tier list mainly based on his size alone.

[@butlerkitty]

Jaa'm would call for peace and share his applesauce

[@PineappleLiar]

As much as I'd like to say one of the strong battle boys, I'd probably have to go with our Dirty Crime Boy from Saints Row III. He is just so good at sending everyone to Dairy Queen that no one would be left in the ring!

[@travdump209]

The first to fall would be Daz and Dino-Lansbury, with The Junker following them quickly. The Boy-Mayor and Totino's flee, but are slaughtered by Truck Shepherd's attempt at speech. Trüllbus obliterates - I mean teleports - the Vader family and Toucan Dan.

[@lleblanc_]

SHE WAS JUST LIKE LIGHTNING! AND HER BIKING WAS FRIGHTENING!!!

[@RossLlewallyn]

She thinks SHE'S the passionate one?!

[@katieleffel7095]

"can u imagine being the audience at this?" yes, justin. yes, i can imagine it.

[@kingofburgerz]

The thing about Dick Cheney and his big bald head is that it's perfect for doing sick wakeboard tricks. The ring of hair gives him a slight aerodynamic element. Imagining Griffin doing all the motions that both Vicky and Dick are doing is very funny.

[@ManEatingTeddyBear]

These soft, monster-creating boys are a constant source of joy and light. God bless.

[@magmivire]

"I bet Dick Cheney's really into watersports." bless you Griffin

[@isabelmayes564]

this is so unbelievably reminiscent of me and my sister playing the wii in 2007 like... the raw sibling energy. the chaotic-ness. the random bullshit. the mcelroys get it.

[@sleebs]

why do i remember the graphics being so much better than this

[@Anafyral666]

selsab because your TV was probably smaller and lower quality

[@thekosmickollector7748]

I'm obsessed with the way Justin says "one hundred discreet pins" at 7:40

[@christopherhale3140]

12:17 I was so desperately wishing that the ball had stayed up there, because there's an easter egg in Wii Sports Resort where if you roll the ball along the left bumper it triggers a secret switch that instantly knocks over all 100 pins, and I would have _LOVED_ to see Griffin and Justin's reaction to that.

[@michellesveinson4550]

I cant believe Griffin just ignores Justing saying Two-boVicki and says turbo Susan. So did every commenter as well apparently.

[@squeebl]

I hate to correct people's math because I hate sounding like a horrible garbage person, but in this case the truth is just so much funnier to me: You're too modest, Griffin. Going from 1 point to 9 points would have been an 800% improvement. By starting with nothing, you have achieved a situation better described as an ∞% improvement.

[@Figsyy]

it was a joke also your corrected math was wrong so idk what you're trying to get at here you stupid pedant

[@Twisttheawesome]

If only we could turn back the clock and have Turbovicki as Vice President instead of Cheney...

[@famtomerc]

last time polygon uploaded a new monster factory, obama was president

[@scuffycat]

Famtomerc Obama is still president. he doesn't leave office until inauguration

[@famtomerc]

GrizzlyBarks twas a joke, mate

[@acitrid]

twas a bad joke, mate

[@famtomerc]

Alex Doan im sorry then, Mate

[@nope33414]

Famtomerc it was a good joke mate, keep your head up

[@ILoooooveCamels]

How many generations are going to think dick cheney sounded like squidward because of you

[@PrismTheKid]

Every time a turbo dies there's a 25 year timeskip as their child grows up and seeks to bring honor to their fallen parent

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

12:13 Oh man i REALLY wanted them to accidentally find the 100 pin knockdown secret they were so close!

[@nathan8268]

Johnahue23 what is the secret?

[@MANTARD]

you can roll the ball all the way down the bumper and it will knock down every pin.

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Nathan McKee ^^yep, that.

[@SaraGrossaint]

I wanted footage of Griffin fighting himself way too badly

[@jamesd.t.j.9754]

"Let's go on a nice, relaxing bike ride to celebrate." *dies*

[@dans1018]

the turbovicki series literally never fails to put me in a good mood

[@yellobanana6456]

To this day, I still have no idea who or what pigeon is.

[@TehBleachBottle]

thank u being a light in this shitty year tunnel

[@NerdySweets3]

still applies to now

[@petercort3566]

I need the 'Griffin Camera' footage from the final showdown.

[@MangoMars]

"bikes have killed this whole family" "okay"

[@pbnj-plz]

RIP Mii Justin

[@TheTetrapod]

Rip me, Justin.

[@1mortalkombatlover]

*After the Incident* Justin: Rip?! Me Justin!

[@crazystorm1659]

Its got 69 likes, I can’t do it

[@bobafett1106]

When they were bowling, I saw someone on the left that looked just like Bart, it was weird.

[@captaincalamity5025]

yeah, just like bart

[@theofrantz9374]

Toe to tip, that one's a Bart

[@bEccleston]

it’s been nearly 5 years please give us the footage of griffin fighting himself

[@peaches9430]

thank u boys im havin a bad week Just needed this

[@John-ms1ul]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I think we all need as many McElroy goofs to get through these weeks as possible.

[@cooldude992]

19:57 Ballroom Blitz syncs up remarkably with Griffin's anguished grunts of desperation

[@TheDunko1]

This was basically kill bill episode 3 at the end.

[@benjamingolden8498]

It's like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure if Dio was a bike

[@leahditto9808]

Griffin saying wakeboarding would stop being fun after a minute is complete disrespect to 10 yr old me

[@hx0ad5]

Griffin's default Video Game Company Man voice will never stop being hilarious to me.

[@sydniespangler2817]

rest in peace turbovicki, a sports champion, and the best friend anyone could ever ask for...

[@PsychicRadroach]

WHY DID YOU NOT PLAY THE BEST GAME IN THIS GAME THE AIR SPORTS ARE WHAT EVERYONE PLAYS THIS GAME FOR THERE WERE NO COMEDY PLANE CRASHES IN THIS GAME I WANT A REFUND

[@sepiasmith5065]

I KNOW IT WAS THE BEST

[@TuckyBlue]

No viki would be shown

[@chucktowski_]

"I'm at work but I can totally watch this without laughing" ... I get 30 seconds in and close the window. I cannot.

[@maxboltzman4985]

Hey, if there's water and a board, Dick Cheney is there.

[@samjensen392]

One time on hundred-pin bowling, I rolled the ball along the bumper. It made it all the way to the end, there was a crash sound effect, and all one hundred pins fell down at once. It was the crowning achievement of my sporting career (because I’m not athletic enough to do any real life sports).

[@micowash]

i cant believe parappa the rapper and final pam had a child

[@mutiestwinbrother]

Griffin not understand that the wind blows the ball is everything

[@xxxmysticaldragonxxx]

"It's like if the Cat Steven song learned how to wakeboard."

[@Hungerzoids]

"If a cat stevens song could wakeboard" will be my epitaph on my head stone.

[@EmjiAmsdaughter]

Swordplay Showdown used to be my JAM! I loved it. I played it until my right arm was in pain, and then I switched to using my left instead. My cousin sat by my side and cheered me on. One time, I got so into it that I kept moving closer and closer to the TV until I smacked the Wiimote into the screen. Good times!

[@spilledink849]

"Bikes have killed this entire family." "ok"

[@lily1852]

There is no amount of money I wouldn’t pay to see Griffin during the sword fight

[@packRabbit]

Perfect addition to my sick day. Thank you McElBoys

[@saint-naive]

The perfect way to spend a Monday morning.

[@wolfvanderbijl]

these are always uploaded while im in class its very hard not to lose my shit while everyone is silent

[@ThomasG_]

19:41 Actual footage of Duck Newton in a fight

[@allrightwallofchina]

I needed this so much today thank u boys

[@meeuhw6890]

whenever i need a really good laugh i always come back to this video and it never fails.

[@everfluctuating]

"little too much mustard in that one little too much hellsman"

[@oversizedjort]

YO BUT THE THE LAST MII IN SWORDPLAY THAT WAS "GABI" IS MY SISTER'S MII

[@marblefrierer]

if you balance the ball on the edge beam all the way down, it’ll hit a button and all the pins will fall

[@FlameAardwolfs]

i'm so grateful for this today!

[@armadilloFlashFire]

my friend had Wii sports resort and I got a perfect score on the wakeboarding game the first time I played it and they were so salty about it. only video game I exceed at

[@roachno.24]

as someone who's played the swordfighting vs a bunch a npcs, it's honestly really impressive how quickly griffin eliminates them

[@mikwolf2236]

As we all know, turboviki cannot be good at basketball because Justin "hoops" McElroy has taken all the good at basketball energy in the world

[@kcat420]

We're lucky that wii sports resort didn't include a hunting minigame, I've heard Dick Cheney has quite the reputation in that sport

[@ThatLaurenThing]

please, dear god, make more wii based monster factory episodes.

[@leomorland]

i verbally exclaimed

[@keaton5101]

i bet these guys would LOVE super monkey ball. both the game and the minigames, come to think of it.

[@bekkaanneee]

this is a very good video i love turbovicki and her family, but god i love the preview for dragons dogma that's just the boys laughing over a video of her climbing the rhino

[@LeebeeLink]

the ballroom blitz fuckin killed me

[@aspertia]

SHE'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

[@duncanallaire2392]

The turbo family has so many parallels to the joestars it's unreal

[@theorosef]

imagine griffin just violently flailing two wii remotes with a mic headset, screaming

[@abunchofletters9507]

Who would win in a round of King's Game: Turbo Vicki or Daz?

[@NikiliteGamer]

Dax obviously, Vicki is dead

[@MinimumHeadroom]

like jadzia dax?

[@abunchofletters9507]

Minimum Headroom Shit, I mean Daz. Don't know how I missed that

[@hhhgfgaoo3115]

Do you mean ball chess?

[@very_much]

Well, they're both kind of garbage at it, but I think Daz would probably win.