MONSTER MUSTARD INFERNO | The Division 2

[@ledankmemer6706]

I regularly use a grenade launcher to smother my burger in mustard.

[@TheRussianBadger]

glad to hear it

[@doublechin8088]

Clearly you’re lackin vegimite in that burger

[@notarobot5815]

Pfffft........ I use it to brush my teeth with mustard

[@ashraf9359]

he pinned and hearted then unpinned 😂

[@ashraf9359]

and pinned again😂

[@alexandersong5753]

wow this was actually really wholesome about how russianbadger describes and praises every one of his squadmates

[@brittanpetree8669]

wanted to be the big number 70 on your likes. Couldn't bring myself to do it.

[@p.j.kussin5284]

@@brittanpetree8669 and I wanted to be 421

[@PassTheMic2006]

The most wholesome shitposter, right here. Get this guy a diamond play button!

[@fluffierbox4488]

@@p.j.kussin5284 call dibs on 876

[@p.j.kussin5284]

@@fluffierbox4488 too late

[@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room]

"You must run so fast that the thrill of speed outruns the fear of death" is so raw of a quote I'm not sure it isn't from a sonic x warhammer fanfic.

[@tusettheus4584]

a sonic x warhammer fanfic

[@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room]

@@tusettheus4584 you say that like you haven't been on the internet. Trust me, this shit is real

[@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room]

well. I have some research to do.

[@fluffierbox4488]

@@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room "not if I have anything to say about it, and I DO"

[@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room]

@@fluffierbox4488 I am so excited about this because no one I know thinks this quote is as funny as I do its just so fucking powerful that whole dumbass video about the penguins of Madagascar is great I say "Mrs. Obama get down" on the god damn daily in this essay I will

[@Fire-dz7gj]

"fetch!" Pulls the pin of a frag grenade "Owait, sorry" *Puts primed frag grenade back into pocket* Pulls out flash grenade instead I think there's still a problem there

[@pedrojosesellersbrotons900]

@corbinstein228 that should do

[@hazeltree7738]

@The Over-Aggressive Pacifist Ah yes, the spoon for my grenade mousse.

[@hazeltree7738]

@The Over-Aggressive Pacifist I think you're talking about the stonks. *PIERRE ZE GERMANS ARE COMING PREPARE TO FIRE ZE* *_STONKS_*

[@sirsmiteful6285]

Fire8776 He prolly put the pin back in it first

[@joestuart5353]

What wha...🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@ghostrecondelta1741]

I want Ubisoft to add a voice line for the bad guys where they say "Not the bees, NOT THE BEES!" when you use a Hive. That would be funny.

[@PheonyxJay]

Ghost Recon Delta17 Thank you Rogal Dorn

[@godemperortrump6932]

Pheonyx Jay I don’t understand that ohhhhh

[@godemperortrump6932]

Now I get it

[@STS767]

NEED

[@Dr.Masky87]

this would be amazing if the game wasn't as scuffed as badgers content

[@mr.techaky7655]

8:55 They do make both of those! They're called 40 mike mikes "BIP" rounds (Blunt Impact Projectile) (though instead of rubber they use like a hard foam, think a nerf dart... but 100x more scary)... Seen a couple protesters in riots take em' to the ol' twig n' berries. Fun to shoot! Tear gas and smoke is cool too, nothing quite like a 40 to give you some morning wood. And there's this thing you can buy for your AR15 that is called; "Can Cannon." It'll shoot any can shaped object and you can even make your own loads for it since it's basically a big ass barrel you can shove shit down. So... technically, you could launch Monster cans at people.

[@walt9327]

Mr.Techaky 40 mike mike is the abbreviation for 40 MM, which is just a regular one. Maybe you heard someone talking about 40 MM with rubber rounds and they said “40 Mike Mike” but didn’t bother to say the rubber part

[@stilanbant2198]

Where can I buy a can cannon. They sound awesome and funny as hell.

[@mr.techaky7655]

@@stilanbant2198 www.xproducts.com/product/can-cannon-soda-can-launcher-ar-15-m16/

[@mr.techaky7655]

@@walt9327 Oh lord that fuck up. No, you're correct, 40 Mike Mike does not refer to the round itself... Apologies for somehow missing that last part. Anyway, 40mm actually comes in a bunch of 'flavors' at least the few that I've seen. So far as I know there's 4 different shells that the department uses... "BIP, OC, CS, TR." Depends on who makes them but the ones I'm referring to look almost like a shotgun slug with the wadding still on the back but with a large hard foam or gel blob on the front, this of course would be the Blunt Impact Projectile. I've also seen other departments using almost a canister shot sort of deal where it launches hard rubber balls using a wadding. imgur.com/wSHv3Ba Here's a picture of a fired BIP round. (Edit; Have amended the post to be more accurate, thank you!)

[@ricksanchezo4075]

You sir are correct. They have different variations, but i myself have used the 40mm Foam Baton rounds and the rubber ball scatter out of an M203 mounted under and M16A2. The foam baton is actually like 3 "less hard" hockey pucks back to back to back and have decent spread for about 20 yards. The rubber balls is a lot like a bird shot out of a shotgun, all they are is the stinger ball riot grenade put into a 40mm launcher variant. The effects they produce are pretty neat.

[@limelaminum2935]

As a wise man once said "There's nothing stronger than love except an M32 rotary grenade launcher"

[@nathandamaren2093]

"... because fuck you and everyone around you"

[@keltonlong6528]

"just give em a warning shot" "uh sir? this is an M32 grenade launcher..." "potato, potato just fire the damn thing." *shrugs and fires*

[@drunkenvos8852]

*Junior loads M32 grenade launcher with INCENDIARY rounds* *also Junior: BURN IN HOLY FIRE!!!!! *

[@danieldavis6048]

RETRIBUTION!!!

[@commentsection-chan]

Even better get fire breath shotgun rounds but a 40mm version

[@Ramseas119]

DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thelonecourier3439]

DIE GREEN-SKIN. YUM!

[@bunnybaca]

“*loads M32 grenade launcher with holy intentions*”

[@FortunePayback]

"Fuckshit" Actually had me in tears, I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so random. 100% stealing that for my daily vocabulary use.

[@cyceryx]

what about the legendary... _shitfuck_

[@temmothyv3870]

10:35 I remember doing this mission and I was so underwhelmed. The big man didn’t even make it out of that fire when I unloaded a full LMG box mag into his chest.

[@cringename]

Ubisoft: wanna make a sponsored video on the division 2. Badger: HOW ABOUT 7

[@amen_actually]

My dumbass thought "Bro since WHEN is there a Division 7?"

[@hazeltree7738]

@@amen_actually That's some serious fuckshit bro.

[@amagimofumofu6549]

To be fair , division 2 is a really solid game

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@amagimofumofu6549 a LOT better then the first one that's for sure. i'm gonna buy it soon on PC, if anyone wants to join in and maybe make some funny videos on it as well give me a hollar.

[@MagWasTaken]

"Calling a Master Sergeant 'Sergeant' is a bad idea" *laughs in Air Force*

[@somethingsomethingcrotasen1643]

*laughs in us mc*

[@dustymiller9315]

laughs in S.A.S

[@jacobornduff8609]

Rah master sarnt

[@seandaly8943]

If they arent a 1st sgt we usually just say sergeant or sarnt

[@Trollidier]

Laughs in civilian

[@TheFuri0uswc]

*700k people used to live here, now it's a ghost town.*

[@notarobot5815]

700k people used to live here, now it's a ghost town*

[@hogston6580]

RussianBadger: I've got more new dawn videos Also RussianBadger: THE DIVISION 2!!!

[@SpurchMcMan]

"Steal the Declaration" Hive aka "THE BEES" Ubisoft loves Nicholis Cage movies CONFIRMED

[@alexhndr]

6:42 "COME BACK HERE.." *BONK* "Oh my Go-" *STOMP* _CHUNKY BOI KNOWS N O M E R C Y_

[@maxireallydontcare5028]

Can we talk about the fact that Badjur was wearing a Berd t-shirt?

[@crookedboi3081]

Max i really don't care yes. Pls.

[@chickenfriedrice8990]

One of my favorite KZbinrs has another one of my favorite KZbinrs merch

[@mewacyboi]

Max i really don't care ye

[@LocalHolehead]

I dunno. Can we?

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

@@LocalHolehead no you cannot it is forbidden by the high counsel

[@hedpets2175]

"It's free gluten" " *I DON'T CARE IF ITS FREE* "

[@anson2389]

Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says "m32" You'll be dead in 5 minutes

[@ethanbrooks1148]

I only drink rubbing alcohol

[@Metamine0]

Ethan Brooks I only drink alcohol pads

[@syrtech121]

Anson Bahls bruh you’d be dead in 5 minutes if it was just shots of water lol human body can’t handle that much water

[@afacelessname1378]

@@Metamine0 I only drink liquid cocaine...

[@Mothlocks]

I only drink evaporated alcohol

[@PronounHisMajesty]

*Jello gets decked in the face* "WHO CHANGED THE CHANNEL?!" *Realizing he's still playing but staring at the ground after being pummeled to the ground*

[@frostsoul4199]

"Imagine getting hit with a rubber bullet from an M32." Well Badger, given the current political climate I'd say that's pretty easy to do.

[@rab_22..w]

oh damn

[@The2flame]

and it exist, good old 40 mike mike

[@taskforceboi8977]

True

[@Kalebfenoir]

"That might actually kill someone!" Yeah. It did. Quite a few of them. And also shattered bones, put people in comas, and ruined entire lives cuz someone couldn't read the 'aim at the ground in front of target' note that was in all caps, highlighted, with arrows pointing at it.

[@The2flame]

@@Kalebfenoir you do realize that if you hit the ground it does nothing? Those 40mm beanbag round are made to shoot *at* people not at the ground

[@thomassnell6487]

Oh god... a “family Emergency” lets pray for Heavenly aka Lordheadass aka Kingligma aka mousecop aka Big Chungus aka BigChungass aka BigHeadass

[@lobotomy_central]

Aka Noone gives a fuckshit

[@korpsmaninfantry7238]

A.KA Lordchungass

[@thomassnell6487]

wüt -_- wow

[@maaatt5462]

Oh lawd he comin

[@henryvarro13]

you forgot lordheadass

[@vox.6607]

Imagine Division 2 VR. That would be really cool, right? Well it exists! Join the Marines at your local recruitment office.

[@crite8586]

Omfg yes ;D

[@minicute2234]

Lol

[@Ch4pp13]

i was told off by the government that i can't be in the military because my epic meme potential would get in the way of walking around and telling command that the bushes hasn't moved since the last patrol.

[@tonikaycheney7120]

*Crayons not included

[@cianbarry9207]

@@tonikaycheney7120 NNNNNOOOOOOO

[@graysonsorensen8872]

I adore the high production value of these videos, I love watching people improve in their craft. I don't play the division (although i want to) but these videos are just awesome to watch.

[@Valence00]

2:40 I can never ever unsee that window wiper laugh damit

[@calebgusto12]

2:46 eekaj: *wheezes* marley/grizzy: finally, a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!

[@charadreemerr4195]

I swear, if RussianBadger ever plays with SMII7Y and the crew again like they did in the later CS:GO video, he would 100% have Eekaj and Grizzy have a 'wheeze-off' to see who would get the 'Mr Squeaky' award. XD

[@kracked.r685]

Uses deflection shield Blitz:"an I a joke to you?,dont come at me with that fuckshit"

[@MozartAlter]

God badger this needs too stop. If you keep posting division 2 videos, I'm going to buy the division 2...Oh my god...He really is an *Influencer!*

[@Con5tantine]

Oh its good... *opens Monster Energy can with malicious intent* ...to be... *takes deep sip* ...an *Influencer* .

[@liamh1621]

Fuckin do it!

[@jango7472]

Rage Incarnate its honestly worth it especially with the year 1 Ubisoft video they got it all planned out and is free

[@akirahusky1683]

When I was reading through your comment when you if you keep posting the division 2 videos I thought you were going to say I'm going to unsubscribe

[@baylencardenas3115]

Hey get ubisoft to make Gridlocks elite turn her gadget into Lego megablocks that appear everywhere like a child's bedroom.

[@skeledoot8658]

Yes

[@infernobandito]

or make ubi turn Gridlock into Stan "Chunky" Dawson as an elite skin

[@silentneko7961]

Eekaj's wheeze made me laugh so hard I got a nosebleed

[@LexMc0606]

5:07 "BREACH MY FUCKEN ARMOR!!!" Arguably the best line ever, and all I hear in response is just "Oh really? (throws hive with malicious intent)"

[@fire_front1449]

1:58 That substitute teacher xD

[@code9115]

12:33 da berd shirt tho.

[@Remy_XD]

Ubisoft: You will never be able to beat a Juggernaut. Badger: Hold my M32 ROTARY GRENADE LAUNCHER *PULLS OUT 2 ROTARY GRENADE LAUNCHERS*

[@tannernalley4340]

XxlemonpugXx205 why would he tell someone to hold it if he needs it to kill them... 🤔

[@Remy_XD]

@@tannernalley4340 Badger a beast and can just one punch him lol

[@chain2911]

*gives ubisoft the launcher he's holding and pulls out another 2 of them rotaries he have on his sidearm slot*

[@majorblitz3846]

@@tannernalley4340 he need to pull out another one but that one is placed tok deep in his backpack so it need two hands to pull it out of backpack

[@JTawesome92]

Juggernaut: *smacks lips in 40mm*

[@omegademon9987]

The whole bit of launching a slug out of the rotary actually exists. It's a riot deterrent used in max security prison riots. You can't even direct fire it, it has to be skip fired off the pavement otherwise you'd kill on impact.

[@WorldWeave]

Badger: “is that a herring?” Grouse: “Did you perhaps mean a *heron* ? Either way it’s ‘no’”

[@charadreemerr4195]

I don't get it

[@eternity1359]

"Opens can with malicious intent" 10:11

[@randomdude3397]

Marvel: Infinity Wars is the most ambitious crossover ever Russian Badger’s friends + Vannosgaming’s friends

[@StayLuvily]

_Mr beasts airsoft battle royale sponsored by_ *_Apex Legends™_* _: Hold my beer_

[@crimsonlancer475]

Russian badger: Hold my beer

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

We need to shoot 300 more shots before their armor falls off

[@robofreak425]

Or throw one armorbreaker Firefly that nobody ever uses.

[@wearespartens]

Tht exists :p

[@capt_colorz3760]

"Thank god for this Ford Taurus and it's sturdy constructing.." You damn right #taurusgang

[@PassTheMic2006]

7:28 A personal bookmark for my personal favorite part of this video.

[@janenemogler301]

At 9:43 that is the equivalent of “ok so 1+1 um..... you know what I better use a calculator so I don’t get it wrong”

[@reddoesthings6225]

11:27 "clears throat"Hey catch

[@Colbyahill]

Name a KZbinr with better titles... You can’t... not possible (Queue the Kryoz spam...)

[@MrHat.]

LeafyisHere

[@t.w3280]

Possibly FactFiend

[@Colbyahill]

legocar64 Have to disagree with that chief, “This video will make you cry...” doesn’t beat Bajur

[@Inferno-fq5xx]

MrCoolBeans Alah A

[@charlesbaker9851]

Kryoz

[@flamingeagles1183]

0:47 great moment I laughed so hard

[@bryceparker4585]

I wish i had a squad of friends that like the same games worked as well as badger and his bois, theyre having a blast i love it

[@nivburlak1374]

supp badger, big fan from israel, hope you can see that message and know you have a lot of fans in israel, we realy love your content, you're very funny and i love the editing.

[@saintwalkin2066]

ayyy me too is form israel fellow gamer

[@nimnimsela2608]

Shalom lahem yeladim veyeladot

[@lucasfcm3078]

3:10 and I do! I'm gonna say the n wor... USE THE MUSTARD I SAID USE THE MUSTARD

[@MrLodii]

Grouse on mustard looking like he ate a shit ton of food and he had to take a crap in the middle of the battle. Kinda sounds like metal gears running joke actually

[@flandrescarlet8967]

fun fact; there are non lethal rounds the the m32 grenade launcher, they are used by police along with tasers, though in pretty sure they are made from a different rubber from the rubber bullets of other forms of nonlethal rounds.

[@flowdaflava6574]

Ubisoft did a great job sponsoring you as you make some of the best gaming videos out there. Your videos are what partially made me buy the division 2 so thanks!

[@abdeziel_1465]

I really hope Heavenly is okay. And that Brioche

[@RowdyAndroid]

Was he actually ok? I love that man and hope everything was fine.

[@qbertking1910]

@@RowdyAndroid heavenly is the kinda dude to survive anything, whatever happened better be scared of him

[@duxling4995]

9:17 The sound Grouse makes when someone brings fuckshit in his direction

[@CHOOMBA999]

Nobody: Stan chunky Dawson: *loads grenade launcher with malicious intent*

[@tyjans370]

6:46 when grouse got slapped I sneezed at the exact same time cause that shit was hilarious

[@trenchcoatbandit]

can we appreciate the little skits done through out the videos? i LOVE them. especially the bit on the m32

[@vikerish3633]

I like to use the grenade launcher as a sort of appetizer, and main course, with a little grenade rain dessert

[@serpientemercado2777]

Badger : where would I be with out heavenly? Us: lost in a field somewhere

[@woolco]

Badger: division 2 me: he's wearing a berd shirt

[@va5lim917]

My Boi berd

[@carverwilms7269]

Jello turned The Division 2 into friggin Dark Souls with guns

[@alphamoonman]

No time for it or has all of your audience just accepted the transition from *Unique review of games with actual comedic setups and rigorously detailed edits and pacing* _to_ *Fun with friends and it never ever gets stale, I promise (like every gaming channel in the world)* ?

[@datalysjr3339]

3:18 plus playback speed 1.75X is a blessing

[@HunterDale-uf4tn]

''Ive seen into the worm hole i know how this sh*t works''

[@cruzmagallanes6914]

12:43 are you wearing the bird merchandise t-shirt

[@angusmitchell4026]

insert pointing spiderman meme at 7:40

[@jamesmartinez2749]

10:01 i got an ad right then and it created the right amount of blue-balled tension, badger you unintentional chaos-tease.

[@BLACKIR0NTARKUS]

Badgur is gonna need to open a bakery with all this bread goobisoft is giving him

[@andrewlee-do3rf]

3:36 WTF??? This literally reminds me of a "band of brothers" episode where sum dooooood runs through the germans at lightspeed, like close enuff for a high five.......and does it again like an absolute mad lad

[@oWubzzyLive]

Lol I love your videos me and most of my friends on Xbox talk about your videos while we play the divisions we also have a group just like u guys. Thanks for being a great youtuber that i just started watching and giving me a good laugh!! Keep up the Dope Work!

[@timothyfulkerson6785]

Time for you to benge hes old vids

[@whoisjoe7064]

At 3:29, I'm surprised there was no I am speed meme in that whole sequence

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

The 40mm grenade is a versatile and modular munition. There are special loads for wall-penetrating "dial-a-distance" low-yield precision frags, flechette rounds, smoke canisters, signal and illumination flares, riot gas, and yes, less-lethal "rubber bullet" rounds. They come in bean bag, direct-impact gel slug, and area-of-effect shotgun-style ball clusters (sometimes with pepper balls for added "please disperse" factor). Just about any 40mm launcher on planet Earth can load these riot rounds. Reportedly, they hurt like hell.

[@flamingeagles1183]

1:05 pulls the pin on a frag grenade and wait for it... blows himself up

[@Dauntless7005]

*BE PREPARED TO STOP IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT BRINGING THAT FUCKSHIT IN MY DIRECTION*

[@enovah2151]

You’re by far the best editor on KZbin

[@BrakenMusic]

Hey, awesome song choice at the end, thanks for the support!

[@trulyagoose]

I’ve made it tradition to come to this every Fourth of July.

[@CrimsonPisces113]

Bro yo Badger your the Pain (MGS3SE) 4:48 Now that is just amazing 7:22 & 7:40

[@trickstergenie8194]

Dystopian DC hits different now

[@gopanthr5272]

inhales mustard* THE 1: 12 B A B Y LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@oteppe2722]

This was posted before my birthday thankyou russian badger for making me happy for an entire year hopefully u continue to entertain more people

[@Top2BottomGaming]

They have a rubber bullet M32. It is real. The US Marines have the option to load the ammunition type.

[@andrewlee-do3rf]

5:21 Alas, poor Jello, all he ever wanted was an autograph from chunky stan :C

[@prettygay1935]

9:18 I was watching this on the toilet and I jumped which made me shit some more 👌👌👌

[@wp6192]

All of these food related titles and videos are indication that Badger is about to open up his own restaurant in the DC Metro Area.

[@thonk3566]

Ekajai is the backbone of this squad

[@SableUnderscore]

3:18 Bajur canonically uses a splash potion of swiftness.

[@unbeatableben]

Teacher: Class what did you do Junior: Got rekt by a BODJUR

[@Blank55600]

Funny thing is that police actually use M32s with rubber bullets. They do not kill... But it hurts worse than beanbags

[@Incognito_Blazer]

DEPLOY THE 40 MIKE MIKE

[@thatrandomguy2385]

as a criminal justice student who has learned about riot control tactics i can confirm this to be true. it also CAN kill people if it hits them in the right place.

[@houndoftexas5723]

@@thatrandomguy2385 well yeah... anything can kill a person if you hit them in the right spot, some might need a certain problem to be lethal, like a Pacemaker and a Taser.

[@nug7742]

@@Incognito_Blazer 40 mike mike

[@Incognito_Blazer]

@@nug7742 Oh you're right!

[@mbilowan]

One of the most scariest shit you can encounter in this game is Accidentaly Running into a rogue team of heavily armed tryhards and mid way using "the musterd" and pushing you like you got the best shit in the game

[@jessenicoletta4160]

“Imagine getting hit by a rubber bullet from an M32” well, some departments use beanbag rounds in the M32, and it drops dudes really fast (it hits you, and the moment it makes contact, you are on the ground) so I would imagine a rubber bullet would have a similar effect

[@TS-ix2tx]

Grouse is right about the eagle. Months ago my dad and I were driving and we saw an eagle clutching something in it's claws, flying at low altitude and a freaking dog was chasing after it at full speed: we were convinced it was one of the dog's pups.

[@Thure.]

10:02 *CRACC*

[@vergilsmotivation5126]

8:10 I can confirm that eagles most definitely do eat anything that they can find. I live in Illinois and always see eagles (probably more than in Iowa) flying around or on the ground eating something

[@Yuppers312]

"Yo, I get extra mayo on my burger to lubricate muh arteries!"-Grouse

[@EldrickTobin]

billion years later... but my brain just imagined a Juggernaut showing up in Siege. 5 Armor. 1 Speed, but just doesn't give a damn to go any faster anyway. "When Junior Uses his Gadget his m32 rotary loads flame rounds and he doesn't have to reload for 4 seconds. Use the time well." Only half the time you just ruin everywhere you're standing... and fall through to the next level lower.

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

I don’t know about rubber bullets, but 40 mike mikes (basically 40mm beanbag rounds) are used to subdue perps that should have listened when they had the chance.

[@ext_1747]

*Send bees* *1 THOUSAND BEES*

[@sugar946]

9:00 well if you were in Minneapolis Minnesota during the riots now you would know what would happen

[@AllDockCD]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, I’m- *Cracks open monster can*

[@stahpeht3328]

Terminal velocity is the maximum falling “speed” (aka velocity) of an object in free fall: when an object is solely acted upon by the downward force of gravity, versus the opposing force of air resistance.