Monster Raving Loony Party Treasurer announces the party's budget to 'sort the economy out'

[@stephfoxwell4620]

Finally a serious politician. Some sanity for a change.

[@craigchurch63]

Make this man PM right now 😂

[@stephfoxwell4620]

Loonies need a candidate in every seat in England.

[@Anon-xd3cf]

No make him Chancellor. The Monster Raving Loony Party have their own Leader who we should give first shout for PM.

[@murielbrown3013]

Love it! he's got my vote!

[@danielrayner7681]

He's got my vote

[@rachelpenny5165]

If there was a loony candidate in my area I would vote for them. Can't be worse than the current government.

[@brianpotter3870]

I voted looney last time and got Johnson.

[@MrYeadon1]

He’s got my vote 👍🤣

[@theexplosionist2019]

The best chance for a MRLP government would be for no-one to vote and have random selection.

[@stephfoxwell4620]

All you politically homeless. Vote Loony.

[@TheNobbynoonar]

If anyone from the Monster Raving Loony Party is reading this, when you’re in government (can’t be long now) can you kindly ask the Bank of England to start minting 99p coins and phase out the current £1.00 coins. It really would save a lot of hassle when buying goods with cash-Oh, BTW, can you ban Monday’s as well..Thank you.

[@Anon-xd3cf]

Rename mondays... It turns out getting rid of mondays is really difficult but if you "dont like mondays..." as many do not... then we should rename it "yesterday"... henceforth *Monday* shall be known and written as *yesterday*

[@Anon-xd3cf]

*yesterday* tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday *yesterday*

[@andrewcox2810]

At least he answers with a straight bat.Not the sharpest pencil in the case but at least he doesn’t take himself serious.

[@BloodSkullzRock]

That's because he's a brick not a pencil.

[@johnbutcher2587]

gb news has found a party worthy of its presenters

[@michaelward2082]

Give him the job

[@kamilziemian995]

There is still a hope for British politics.

[@habibi5683]

I’ve been dithering on who to vote for as I literally detest all the parties. I think I’ve found my answer!

[@TREVORALLMAN]

Some Official Monster Raving Loony Party policies that came into reality - 1). Votes at 18. 2). Passports for pets. 3). Commercial radio. 4). 24 hour pub opening. 5). Abolition of dog licences. 6). Abolition of the 11+ exam. 7). Pedestrianisation of Carnaby Street. I have had the privilege of being an Official Monster Raving Loong Party candidate three times in local elections in the London Borough of Greenwich since 2018.

[@Halfdanr_H]

It’s polling day and there isn’t a Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for me to vote for, but if your lot stood for election in my area of the northeast, I’d vote MRLP. Yous can’t be any worse than the others.

[@TREVORALLMAN]

@@Halfdanr_H Unfortunately, given how little notice there was of the election, and the limited time to get nominations and Deposit money sorted out, the OMRLP hasn't been able to stand as many candidates as we wanted, so have only got 22 candidates. Thankfully, I have a Workers Party candidate in my constituency, or I would be struggling to know who to vote for !!

[@exbritishforcespatriotscha7723]

Fantastic..

[@johnturnley6972]

This man should be PM completely bonkers.

[@murielbrown3013]

Can you interview Count Binface next please?

[@stephfoxwell4620]

I like this. Actually talking to sensible politicians for once.

[@alanthecat59]

more sense than labour for sure

[@austenj4539]

The 99p coin! Brilliant and membership is £12.99!

[@cornwallkev201]

Wouldn't it be so funny if they actually beat the Conservatives and Labour to a seat in parliament in a general election.

[@Anon-xd3cf]

The way the tories are governing and have done in years gone by...and the way labour propose to govern if given the chance... I think they could be in for a real chance of recieving enough protest votes to actually gain seats this time around.

[@cornwallkev201]

@@Anon-xd3cf I know they don't have any chance of winning totally but I would love to see it.

[@Dimension137]

I want Lord bucket in charge of the country he's not corrupt I think he would do well as prime minister

[@jamesgibson2179]

He is NOT the Monster Raving Loony Party ! He is an interloper ? The real Monster Raving Loony Party is already in office under Lizzy Trussed-Up. She’s the leader of a gang of Loonies !

[@pampossum9431]

I remember one excellent policy proposal was to launch an enquiry into why there was only one monopolies commission, also subsidised holidays so that uk pensioners could go skiing on EEC butter mountains.

[@uncensored5104]

He would make perfect sense amongst all the current clowns in parliament.

[@DeeZire]

Those policies would probably be better than what we're getting now.

[@Hotlips313]

He would do a better job than the muppets we have got now he has got my vote.

[@loafersheffield]

He bears a striking resemblance to the late Spike Milligan. Gets my vote. 👍

[@simonbeattie6042]

Gets my vote.. And I've never voted in my life

[@Anon-xd3cf]

A 99p coin should be one of the first denominations minted with King Charles head on the reverse. It would solve two major problems: 1. People would no longer amass 1p & 2p coins in their homes freeing up copper to the makets. 2. Items sold in whole pounds can be accompanied with the many millions of single pennies in circulation which people have no other use for but as projectiles at football matches.

[@ChungoBung9]

Its better to be “deluded” in a twisted world than to take such a world seriously. Only then will we make a real difference

[@ukar69]

Can't be any worse than Conservatives or Labour

[@Arthur_King_of_the_Britons]

If they're standing in Edinburgh North then you have my vote

[@stephfoxwell4620]

That'd be the Scottish McMonster Raving Loonies.

[@jonathanturnerrhyolite133]

At last some common sense economics.

[@elchoppo1160]

I'm old enough to remember when the Monster Raving Loony Party were actually funny !

[@trevorjones7450]

Sounds like a great name for the Yankee Demorat party!!

[@xander1052]

you greatly insulted the party, it's the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party. smdh.

[@mattlm64]

They should do looncoin anyway. It can't be any worse than 99% of cryptos.

[@MAHKSALK]

So the loonies want to run the asylum? 😆 🤣 😂

[@alittlehouseinlancashire6347]

Abolish gravity.

[@arnolddalby5552]

Yeah, great idea to put the UK's last gold bar on the 4.15 at Ayr which my Grandad loved to do. Hahaha. It could win by half a length. Ney. Hahaha. Love Scotland.

[@ronaldmcdonald8303]

For all those who think that it is a wasted vote and that people died so we could vote! I think differently, if it wasn't for people making a sacrifice then the MRLP would not exist. I see it as a way of honouring the dead as I have the freedom to vote for a party allowed to exist in one of the worlds fairest democracies . The choice is there and is there because of brave people. So vote with pride, I am a member of this party and I find it insulting that people would bad mouth my favourite political party as, "A wasted vote!" Don't be shy, be out and PROUD to be a looney! I'm a bit of a nut case as it is so this party is perfect for my way of life and political identity! LONG LIVE lord Bucket head.

[@earnestequivocation6250]

Imposter! He’s a black chap called Kwarteng

[@mnro123]

It's A Good Thing

[@funkyanimaltheearloffunkdo1871]

I thought Gordon Brown sold all our gold.

[@stephfoxwell4620]

No. Another Tory lie. He sold about 40% of it,but six months later bought half of it back. The net cost was only £3.5 billion. Truss and the Tories spend that much every 12 days.

[@mbpinder]

So did I.

[@Arthur_King_of_the_Britons]

@@stephfoxwell4620 He sold 56% of the country's gold reserves. The rise in price means it would now be worth $12.9 billion more than was received for it in 1999. Britain has not bought or sold gold since

[@stephfoxwell4620]

And the Tories squandered £80 billion of N Sea oil revenue, sold off 2.2 million council houses at half price and borrowed and printed £2 trillion in 12 years.

[@parrotshootist3004]

Mockery³

[@TreeGa-d1p]

Niclouds n Nicklaus Nicky Romero lolipopeyes,, pop corn 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦😊

[@WhoMadeThisBurger69]

God save satire candidates.