Monster Trucks Movie Review/RANT

What would January be without some truly shit films lining up its release schedule. Here's my "review" for "Monster Trucks." Enjoy :)
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[@emcvideoproductions500]

Fun fact: This movie was actually shelved for nearly three years before they ever let it see the light of day. Pretty pathetic indeed.

[@Daniel-bl7hu]

Really? Paramount? Really? Paramount? Really?! Paramount?! REALLY?! PARAMOUNT?!

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

RRRRREALLY PARA FUCKING MOUNT!

[@G.S.Productions]

He should have done that at the beginning of this review.

[@albatross4920]

the plot of this movie sounds a lot like the "90's kids befriend a baby sasquatch" film.

[@pbm2324]

Is good to know that teens mixed with tentacles exist outside of hentai

[@astradon]

Did many of us knew it was gonna suck before it came out? I know I did.

[@themillenialfalcon3392]

its 2017 why do movie makers insist on making bad movies?

[@dustwarewolf5532]

One thing you forgot to mention. The character is supposed to be in high school, and while it is not exactly uncommon for high schoolers in movies and television shows to be played by actors/actresses who are in their late 20s, they usually at least look like they could be in high school. This actor however is clearly way too old to be playing a character who is supposed to be in high school, even if he was held back a year or two or something like that.

[@James-qk9ql]

11:48-12:29 when he talked about that it reminded me of Chris stuckmann's review of max steel were he talked about every time the main characters turns the tv on a karate movie plays

[@eshaskepple5218]

It is January, the true Bullshit Month, after all.

[@yeaok1177]

It's like if Galm and the Nostalgia critic had a baby

[@captcrais101]

You forgot the problem is that the two leads, Lucas Till and Jane Levy are in their late 20s. They are too old to be high schoolers.

[@KagaKusanagi]

Dang

[@jacobm6110]

John Smith Wow.... like that's never happened before

[@destroyerblackdragon]

I hope a dogs purpose proves that not all January movies are crap.

[@spalex9271]

The intros of these runts are so hilarious . Every single one of them

[@rejector7126]

And we all knew that this movie was going to be bad just by the trailer alone

[@Neku628]

The thumbnail was hilarious especially with the character and BCG's matching reactions.

[@Pcuspy]

I grow to expect this from Nickelodeon

[@Will-ln1il]

sad part is that it wont even be the worst film of 2017

[@kendallsilver2607]

William Duffy That title already goes to The Emoji Movie.

[@skeltheshapeshifter2697]

It seems like the Emoji move's gonna be like Wreck-It-Ralph. It's about an emoji who wants to be another emoji. So rip off? Maybe.

[@marlepeace9844]

I was already expecting it to be stupid, then I see this with the word RANT next to it and I'm just "yep... gotcha" Also... has anyone actually given you a fanmade BCG Cliche handbook yet?

[@Neku628]

Iron Giant had a similar plot but the characters were likable and you never wanted to see the kid and the robot separated or either one of them hurt or killed.

[@ciaranmcloughlin7165]

I knew this film would be terrible the minute I saw the poster.

[@hertzwave8001]

As someone who is a car enthusiast the Trailers for Monster Trucks didn't catch my attention, I already knew it wouldnt be very good

[@James-qk9ql]

Xerro No Vatimo same here

[@ironmaster6496]

ok not gonna lie i would actually watch a movie about criminals using monster trucks

[@patriciadavis4211]

I generally had low expectations for this movie, considering it's a January release. And the trailer pretty much sparked a few red flags.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Did people really take this movie seriously. I thought it was gonna be balls to the walls insane with a premise that a 6 year old would come up with.

[@destroyerblackdragon]

In January!

[@turtleborn]

Pelcogo from what Ive heard its the 4 yr old son of one of the executives that came up with this dumb idea lol so yeah sounds about right

[@destroyerblackdragon]

turtle born But maybe it would have been fun like Axe cop which was also written by like a 5 year old.

[@phantomblaze1602]

I knew it was gonna be horrible the first time I saw the trailer.

[@joeyzapata6786]

This movie was the definition of career suicide.

[@Santouryu3]

I got a new nickname for Monster Trucks. It's called "Monstrousity TURDrucks"

[@matthewmiller7207]

More like ET TT. Extraterrestrial Tentacled Truck.

[@alamian7625]

A rant? This film is bad but really not so terrible that it deserves a rant.

[@NeedForMadnessAuto]

*Films Company SHould Hire u for mistakes so they can improve themselves*

[@kialencunnigan3249]

I lost it when he threw the book

[@chibi_jojo9000]

Norm of The North 2016. Monster Trucks 2017.

[@nickjohnson1997]

SSJ Rose Sailor Chibimoon Either that, or... Norm of the North 2016 Bye Bye Man/Emoji Movie 2017

[@Tenzima]

You pronounced the movie wrong, it's "Polar SCHEİßE!"

[@DarthVader-ib7tl]

i literally thought in the intro it was the lawn mower making that sound, but i found out it was you make that sound.

[@kabedon4503]

I knew it. I knew it was ET with monster trucks the moment I saw the trailer just without emotion

[@shimuradoku6273]

Its from Nickelodeon. What did you expect????

[@nwilliams5883]

Yeah, to bad it was not a Nickelodeon type movie though. If it was kid corny, at least they would have liked it. Who takes a concept of Monster Trucks and try to make it somewhat serious. That was stupid.

[@gravityhero2227]

Creech looks like an octopus crossed with a manatee.

[@Apocryphon453]

This movie was basically like Dukes of Hazard with Daleks.

[@twilightopal7054]

You gonna review that animated movie SING?

[@Tenzima]

We found this year's Polar Scheiße already, folks! Nice review Tonio.

[@chrisflorez4383]

To be fair, directors going from Animation to Live-Action worked *somewhat* well for Brad Bird - The Incredibles to Mission Impossible GP

[@cenarules190]

Paramount took a $115 million writedown before it even came out. Shows the studios confidence behind the film :p

[@chibi_jojo9000]

Welcome to 2017.

[@coker10]

The monster's head reminds me of a shark.

[@craigmurray9573]

Me too.

[@TommyPezMaster]

Biggest rip-off I've seen is Free Birds. It felt like a Shark Tale wanna be because it centers around a self centered douchebag being friends w/ a dimwitted big guy and act all like Fanboy and Chum Chum and annoying people were ever they go. Speaking of Shark Tale, that's also the biggest rip off I've seen. It's basically South Park in the pallet of Finding Nemo with the voice acting of The Ripping Friends.

[@robertmoulder6611]

Thomas Lopez, free birds was a rip off of chicken run

[@JadaCarlton]

Who actually thought that this movie was gonna be any good? Really?

[@johnnyelbowsiowa]

Jada-Simone C Not me.

[@spencerleethefilmworldguy4220]

I want to see monster trucks so bad it's one of my most anticipated movies of this year

[@tenny1958]

spencer lee don't let this dude talk you out of it, make up your own mind

[@adventarchivist5789]

I know I'm not the only one who thought this film could of had potential with the premise. Maybe as a love letter to 80's films.

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

5:52-5:55; 18:19-18:22 I swear, this has to be Tony's favorite word for bad movies.

[@cheesy124entertainment7]

Here's the thing, when I saw the posters for the film itself, I already knew right from the bat that this film is going to be a piece of shit and guess what, IT WAS!!!!!!

[@chowkeyo8127]

I want your book.....

[@chowkeyo8127]

Kay? :3 Still want his book. I can use it to make and torture him with more rant worthy movies. WAHAHA >:3

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Me as well

[@princeofstrongstyle6683]

The answer to your question in the description Tony?.... Bullshit Month 2.0

[@Cross1C]

PrinceofStrongStyle9 v2 idk what the angle is

[@ProvidenceRex]

Yay, I was mentioned!

[@Jonathanest90s]

Really love watching your rants! Anyway did you see the finale of Regular Show? Unless you watch the show. But it was emotional!

[@kevincubero2855]

JONATHAN PINZON I'm going to miss Regular Show 😢.

[@maxmantell5009]

Lol when he says boring

[@erainmartinez8175]

Well this movie exist 0:02

[@fml94]

i cannot wait to buy that handbook

[@timafterdark3759]

fml I'd pay $38-50 to buy it

[@strawberrysilicon5534]

I knew this movie was going to be bad.

[@Brandon-oj1zt]

I knew it was going to suck ass when i saw that Fart gag on the commercial.

[@bsinita_wokeone]

SmashBroFighter 45 me too i just knew it would suck. saw so many trailers🙈💩 and just decided to SKIP IT😄😅👎

[@Neku628]

Monster Trucks might work as a slasher film.

[@MiXVoy]

watch Rolling Vengeance

[@lenprt]

Hey Blackcriticguy. Are you going to watch and review *cough* M. Night Shyamalan's *cough* Split?

[@monicameitin6942]

che guevara he already did my dude

[@fabriziolorenzo2392]

Oh, look, I got an ad for this.

[@lovediva7526]

Fabrizio Lorenzo me too!

[@deus3953]

Fabrizio Lorenzo I feel bad for you.

[@xmanmartinez00]

Notification actually got me here fast and notified me quick actually ...wow ((:

[@hunterjio419]

Is that poster behind you supposed to be Esdeath from Akame ga Kill? If it was a sub that sent you that large poster via fan-mail....talk about generous.

[@filipinowhiteboy]

hehehe January has always been a shit month for movies.

[@johnnymccraze]

Last year we got Norm of the North, this year we got this. I just hope that it garners less money than it cost to make, unlike Norm which (sadly) got like nine million dollars back. Hollywood needs to see that stupid and easy-to-churn-out films like this are not acceptable with how cinema is currently advancing. We want and deserve more engaging an entertaining experiences than this.

[@filipinowhiteboy]

wonder if we will ever get any decent movies in January for once.

[@jackiegonzalez6814]

filipinowhiteboy Kung fu panda 3.

[@niaweston2598]

Are you going to review Hidden Figures?

[@shinchucky9011]

I would love to see what he is going to say about the emoji movie when it comes out😂

[@HEARTOFAHERO456XL65]

I've been dieing for you to review MAXSTEEL

[@eugenefindit]

Cool. Cool. That's a nice review. But can I has a Your Name Review please. I could see this movie flopping from the very first time I saw the trailer. I need to see a review of something I saw and liked. Your Name is just right. Looking forward to it. ^_^

[@captcrais101]

Some people did like Sleepless but I was not one of them.

[@EdwardSanchezProductions]

Tony I feel so bad that you had to see this terrible movie but there is a good side of it we get a new rant video

[@williamborenreyes]

It's still bad, but not the worst. Agree with your points.

[@Moolers]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say 90% of the people who are shitting on this movie didn't even see it.

[@gadielgonzalez2755]

Why would we

[@dannyzee7009]

Monster Trucks has to be one of the biggest guilty pleasures I have seen in a long time. Definitely a bad movie but Nowhere near as bad as Polar Shit. In my opinion it was the literal definition of stupid fun :)

[@calebcooper4587]

are you ever gonna review trolls? that movie made me cringe so much

[@richardwalker2881]

*grabs popcorn* don't forget underworld 5, xxx 3 and the last resident evil film, all of which come out of this month

[@DeeRhoe]

Yeah, I'm still avoiding it like airborne aids.

[@bionicleanime]

and the worst movie of 2017 is.......... NOT THIS ONE! i'm predicting it's going to be Power Rangers. feel free to disagree or agree guys.

[@bigbabysld]

waaay to early for worst of 2017, give it some time JUSTICE LEAGUE doesn't come out till later this year.

[@peanutsgamer8021]

thank you for my questions from the live chat.

[@theluckiesteh9058]

I think Chris Wedge's Career has been going down the shitter since Epic.....

[@wiibrockster]

Alejandro Carbonell He made "Robots"? The Blue Sky Movie?

[@theluckiesteh9058]

Blade The Bear Yeah! I loved Robots as a Kid! XD

[@harryboyd9902]

Why you saying its critically acclaimed when it isn't at all?

[@Rex8483]

I think it a joke.

[@milestrombley1466]

Transmorphers is another ripe movie of Transformers.

[@HubPie3]

Eh, it's typical disposable January trash. Not worth getting upset over.

[@fram3byfram319]

amen brother, amen

[@landonwilson1837]

It sucks REALLY hard, but not as much as I thought it was going to. Well, at least it's better than The Bye Bye Man. *vomits*

[@darkmistress9820]

When are you gonna see The Bye Bye Man?

[@queendsheena1]

Love your review. Refuse to go see this movie. Nope, not with my money.

[@wiibrockster]

I didn't think it was possible for A movie to be this bad besides Norm of the north

[@deus3953]

7:26 he looks so cute with that handbook.

[@miknel-san6769]

I wonder if Monster Mutt (film/2010) is better than Monster Truck?

[@erainmartinez8175]

I forgot this movie was a thing

[@pbm2324]

By just looking at the thumbnail I know I can't watch this review around my mom lol

[@RyansChannel0203]

John Carter was pretty damn good, Tony.

[@jojothebard6687]

Have you abandoned the number system?

[@Sagashiiii]

The Bard yes he was last year in one of his livestreams

[@inkie_the_silly_squid]

8:31 ironic cuz the movie does involve a tentacle monster lol

[@jimmymark4316]

I think it's cute, kind of father and son project, thing, you know!

[@leonardojuan92]

0:00-0:31 Simple the film was written by a 4 year old. (not even kidding). XD

[@dcarterm8371]

Leonardo Juan Are you serious? You can't be!

[@kevincubero2855]

Leonardo Juan that explains how bad this movie is lol.

[@leonardojuan92]

O hai M8 Nope I'm serious. I learned it from Angry joe's review of the film. XD

[@kevincubero2855]

Leonardo Juan I didn't know he reviewed it, I might have to check it out later.

[@leonardojuan92]

Kevin cubero great idea. XD

[@Dunston24]

I would ask if you are ever going to review Keijo but I have a feeling that will just end up being a rant

[@HarryThomasPictures]

I can't believe Chris Wedge director of Ice Age directed this, lol!

[@Rex8483]

I only heard about this film from RebelTaxi's podcast. lol I be honest I was hoping for the movie to be decent but I guess when a movie was created by a kid I should of know it was going to be bad from the very start.

[@jimmyramos7143]

Bcg are you going to review sing

[@pookie7119]

Didn't even realize the actual review didn't start til 5:30.

[@venusianstud]

bring back the rating system! and your rants are always funny 😂