Monty Python And The Holy Grail- The Black Knight

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Poor green-knight. His story shall forever go untold!!!

[@lefishe2485]

may he rest in peace

[@jonathancharron7360]

He's finally getting a stand alone movie starring Dev Patel!

[@silkybuns799]

Like how he gets new weapons out of nowhere

[@ettoresalvatore9437]

I think the fight scene in the beginning of this scene looks better than the fight scenes in most action movies today. You can actually tell what's going on.

[@Green.n.Purple]

4 years late but that's actually the point. It's easier to make a montage of fighting clips that make no sense than it is to proper choreograph one. Plus, most people prefer the more flashy and rapid fire camera angles, whether they realize it or not.

[@adeeshup8474]

1:15

[@bjolly8924]

@@Green.n.Purple Yeah modern movies are worthless all the CGI and over the top action, and drama. With absolutely crappy and mindless dialogue. And there's no storyline the good guys win the bad guys lose that's it, we already know the outcome and they just say dumb s*** in between the beginning and the end it's hopeless it's worthless. I won't do it, I won't pay to go see any modern action movie. However, the HBO series "Dexter" And Amazon prime series "Reacher" That's solid storytelling and compelling entertainment. Vigilante justice at its best.

[@Green.n.Purple]

@@bjolly8924 Yeah lol. The CGI and nonsense choreography in modern movies is bad enough, but the zingy one-liners are just so bad. Monty Python does it so much better. Hell, even Gimli from LoTR did in-battle jokes infinitely better than the sludge we get in most modern cinema.

[@Nierez]

@@Green.n.Purple 4 years late but get outta here with that bullshit.

[@samuelweiss6423]

"We'll call it a draw!"

[@alexxela8190]

Samuel Weiss Which one says we ll call it a draw? because i have a bet with my sister

[@davidlilly1000]

The black knight.

[@davidlilly1000]

Alex Xela the black knight.

[@theTruB]

@@alexxela8190 Did you lose the bet?

[@krisk3530]

Nah the king said it

[@Leapoffail97]

"Come on then, ya pansy" god I love this film

[@Nb-ih1uw]

What are ya gonna do bleed on me? I would call that a legit tactic

[@a_common_weeb]

*cuts hand* HAHA I HAVE A VERY POWERFUL

[@sgt.thundercok4704]

In San Francisco.

[@quinnfletcher3906]

Considering the diseases in that age that might actually work!

[@quinnfletcher3906]

@Bøņę Đąđđý We also have better access to better medicine. This skit takes place in an age where having leeches suck your blood was the go-to method.

[@silkybuns799]

@@quinnfletcher3906 I heard you really didn't want to go to the doctor before the 1900s. Any time before that and they were basically experimenting on people.

[@angrilyscreaminghotdog1283]

Just A Scratch Scratch? Your arm is off! *Black Knight Looks at Arm* I've had worse. XD

[@davidayarra3129]

+Kyle badass

[@Dima-ht4rb]

*'Tis 'Tis but a scratch

[@mikeysuzefour]

*It's just a flesh wound LOL!*

[@whereseveryonegoing.]

Angrily Screaming Hot Dog it’s true

[@eerostephanie55]

Alright we'll call it a draw

[@beinyourguard]

"Right, I'll do you for that!" "You'll _what_?" "Come here!"

[@akshatnagarkar256]

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

[@XenonFlow08]

“I’m Invisible!”

[@user-ni6zi6wh2z]

@@XenonFlow08 invincible*

[@XenonFlow08]

@@user-ni6zi6wh2z Are I’m not a pile of clothes? 👕 👖

[@user-ni6zi6wh2z]

@@XenonFlow08 what does that even mean

[@TheWontTell]

Any poorly designed AI in a nutshell. They have the most idiotic suicidal self confidence.

[@silkybuns799]

Like how every farmhand in Skyrim LEAPS at the chance to fight a dragon.

[@keyabrade1861]

To be fair, the Black Knight seriously messed a few people up in the beginning.

[@Nick-rs5if]

"It's just a flesh wound"

[@LuanvictorQueirogarodrigues]

*KICK*

[@dropbearzz]

alright then, we'll call it a draw.

[@APimpNamedSlickack]

who needs arms with legs like these

[@HarmonyBunny]

Undertrash.

[@achievedchair17]

HarmonyBunny underknights

[@XSaintsofDoomX]

Remember kids, when you get your limbs cut off in battle, remember to say "Alright, we'll call it a draw"

[@trainknut]

Am I the only one who loved the music in this film? Who says comedy movies by a skit group can't have great scores?

[@kittiusmaximus6447]

Same :-D

[@RobinDude]

Two Handed his sword and still got out-strengthed by the king one-handed. 10/10

[@SkullCrusher757]

in all fairness 2 hand swords are 10 times slower but we should be impressed that he used it 1 handed as well

[@longlostwraith5106]

@@SkullCrusher757 I'm late to the party but... no, they are not. The point of using them two-handed is to get tired more slowly and keep the same speed, but with longer reach.

[@Falconlibrary]

But the Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that he, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why he is the king.

[@TinyBoxKate]

"Black Knight: Tis but a scratch Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off! *Black Knight looks at his arm* Black Knight: I've had worse" "Black Knight: Come here! Arthur: What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?! Black Knight: I'M INVICIBLE!" Both of those parts are my favourite!

[@mortidragon]

Yer a loony.

[@akshatnagarkar256]

Right, I'll do you for that

[@liamcooke5038]

Not gonna lie, taken just on its own, the black knight pulling that sword out of the green knight's helmet is one of the most badass things I've ever seen.

[@mikesands4681]

You'll notice it goes straight into the visor at first, but later is cross-wise across the visor.

[@kaantopaloglu428]

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. [pause] I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass. ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die. ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc. [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't. ARTHUR: Well, what's that, then? BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, you pansy! [clang] Huyah! [clang] Hiyaah! [clang] Aaaaaaaah! [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off] ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer-- BLACK KNIGHT: Hah! [kick] Come on, then. ARTHUR: What? BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you! [kick] ARTHUR: Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh? ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left. BLACK KNIGHT: Yes, I have. ARTHUR: Look! BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound. [kick] ARTHUR: Look, stop that. BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn! ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. [kick] Right! [whop] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off] BLACK KNIGHT: Right. I'll do you for that! ARTHUR: You'll what? BLACK KNIGHT: Come here! ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me? BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible! ARTHUR: You're a looney. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. [whop] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off] BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw. ARTHUR: Come, Patsy. BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[@michaelkeaton5394]

Most under-rated comment I've ever seen

[@IrishRobyn]

best movie off all time, no matter how many times I see it I still miss half the jokes from laughin at the ones before! FANTASTIC

[@IJNZAO]

Never taunt the Black Knight!

[@fishwithoutwings]

I see what you did there (Hearthstone is the reason I'm here in the first place).

[@ZacRichard666]

the black knight should have say NI!! to defeat the king

[@SkullCrusher757]

this was before n had an effect long before back in a magical time when everything was peaceful way back in 2006

[@N5II]

I remember the first time I saw this. I believe that was the only time in my life that I thought I would die from laughing. It's still my favorite scene in the movie.

[@Domi4life]

OMG I really love this movie! We saw it in class 3 years ago and I still adore it! Monty Python 4-ever!

[@NaomiHansen64]

"'Tis but a scratch." "A scratch? Your arm's off!" What's not to love? XD

[@benjaminhiggins8472]

The black knight's voice amuses me.

[@OswinPond]

You shall not paaaaaaass !!

[@SkullCrusher757]

is this where gandalf got it from

[@a2falcone]

-"I move... for no man!" -"I am no man".

[@TeamRockHit4]

I still use the line when a family member asks to get into the (small) kitchen when I'm in there.

[@SHUTMEUPriot]

"Just a flesh wound." I love that line more and more each time I hear it.

[@baniiyanii]

"I've been through worst." "YOU LIAR!" "I've stubbed my toe on the coffee table." "have mercy on me please."

[@ronniehopper2726]

you gotta love the little guys determination, he reminds me about humanoid Chihuahua,

[@GoddyofWar]

One of the greatest scenes in comedy history.

[@makanimckenzie]

Apparently he's had worse. ... Sounds legit.

[@hyruleking881]

"RIGHT I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT!!" "YOU'LL WHAT??" love that so much

[@FlynnMTaggart]

"You make me sad. Come Patsy!" This movie had so many great lines. And they never get old.

[@heatbucspies55]

When the black knight kicks him with no arms that makes me laugh so much for some reason.

[@bjolly8924]

The absolute comedic brilliance of this movie and in fact all the Monty Python movies is just hard for me to wrap my head around. I mean how does anybody come up with this stuff, it's just f****** staggeringly amazing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@heathertiller89]

Lol... your arms off!!! Wow! How much this represents stubbornness and yet determination.

[@SonicRedGold]

NONE SHALL PASS

[@HUNmerlin]

what?

[@SonicRedGold]

NONE SHALL PASS

[@PaulPlaysMinecraft]

FH Games I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge

[@PaulPlaysMinecraft]

I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

[@SonicRedGold]

I move, for no man.

[@doshwopitout]

Chivalry in a nutshell.

[@MintyMeta]

Sven form dota 2 "It was but a scratch", "Twas only a flesh wound" :D

[@deliore9861]

c00ldude360 Maybe that's why Sven so tanky

[@MintyMeta]

Othinus Prime Ya XD

[@theotherbk1819]

Just when I thought I found the earliest uploaded version of this golden scene I find this one that's a year older and more views. Guess people just can't get enough of it which is fair.

[@mikeysuzefour]

This is still one of the funniest Monty Python videos on Tube after 15 years! *It's just a flesh wound...*

[@spooky4124]

Legendary scene!

[@herm1nator]

Watching this for the 50th time i realised the funniest part of this was "........you make me sad" 02:03

[@operationkilled]

"alright, we call it a draw" lol

[@drahcirpoohdx]

I remember the first time I saw this I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn't breath. This whole movie is a classic...

[@rivalsunmatched6110]

""I've Had worse!" "You Liar!" "Oh! I See! Runnin' Away, Ey? You yellow Bastards!" "I'll Bitecha Legs Off!" Get's me every time!🤣🤣🤣

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

Black knight: "I move... for no man." Eowyn: (takes off helmet) "I am no man!" Black knight: (head explodes)

[@a2falcone]

Black Knight: I'm invincible! Eowyn: You're a loony!

[@okcampmerricat]

you make me sad

[@bizarrenrugged3370]

None Shall Pass!

[@Kryotikk]

"Alright, let's call it a draw"

[@woopimagpie]

The first 40 seconds or so of this clip is some of the greatest cinema ever made. That music, that brutal fighting with those huge swords. Then they follow it up with some of the funniest comedy ever made, Monty Python were genius.

[@stryderzer0]

Such a pure epic battle between good and evil! I loved the dramatic effects that were put when the black night was decapcitating! The scene was very dramatic but the fighting was brutal and it gives me an exited feeling once author leaves off from the carnage of the knight!

[@TaliaIGhul]

That's one persistent knight. LOL

[@AussieManny]

"Chicken! Chicken~!"

[@elmjack7526]

"I'll bite your legs off!" how? he can't take his helmet off.

[@blueeyesaf]

Best movie 4 minutes and 26 seconds ever! That black knight is a real bastard when it comes to punishment! I loved the sword throw when he was righting the green knight, it was so awsome!

[@centphilipjumawan4560]

I still can't get enough of the Black Knight kicking Arthur when he started praying hahaha.

[@freewheeler8924]

In Sir Walter Scott's Ivanhoe, *The Black Knight* turns out to be King Richard the Lionheart, back from the Crusades and incognito.

[@netherlim]

"What are you gonna do ? Bleed on me ?"

[@saxophoneperson1]

"Im invincible" "Your a looney"

[@JohnSmith-hd2tl]

You’re*

[@JimFlickinger]

The green knight and larry bird....2 best trash talkers ever!!! Love this movie!!

[@MultiMM68]

One of the many funny scenes for this Monty Python movie. "It's just a flesh wound..." Love British humor!!

[@Murtage33e]

should I....? pony.

[@Murtage33e]

***** Has the Royal Ministry of Pony Defense finally c-caught me? I I didn't do it Constable, I swear! I mean't poo....ooointant. Pointant statement on the stubborn nature of the common man this is.

[@Murtage33e]

dav666777 That isn't funny, brother. My mother vaccinated me when I was a child. I can't help it.

[@TimeTravelinc]

dav666777 Objection! You can't place a simple fan of a cartoon made by a famous woman (Lauren Faust) who made our childhood in jail. He's just a dude who must've read something sharpieboss Don't worry dude, I'll defend you until the end. (*Whistle blows*) Ahp! Lunch break! See you soon-ish!

[@VulgarBoatLoadsofMenatSea]

dav666777 You're guilty of hate. MILLION YEARS DUNGEONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TimeTravelinc]

TheShadyElement Aw now, why not debate calmly about this over a nice cup of tea, or some Coca-cola. Heck, I'll even take Mountain Dew.

[@dragonzrule55]

Just a scratch your arm's off no it isn't then what is that i've had worse

[@a2falcone]

* 'Tis but a scratch.

[@Grolgon]

Hearthstone pls.

[@Reiyichi]

"Come back here! I'LL BITE YER LEGS OFF!!" one of the greatest movies evar... EVAR!!!

[@baghead3602]

"What are you gonna do bleed on me?" "COME BACK HERE! I'LL CHEW YA LEGS OFF!" Some of the best lines in this movie

[@905-d8g]

2:42 If only they were doing martial arts

[@GregStevens123]

David Cameron sent me here.

[@DatGuyWhoPlays]

Greg David Cameron?

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Who?

[@angolin9352]

So, anyone here watch RWBY?

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

Why, was there a Monty Python reference in RWBY?

[@angolin9352]

Roger Puzzitiello No. Yang took a small flesh wound, though.

[@rogerpuzzitiello]

+Angolin What, that? Oh that's hardly anything at all. Tis but a scratch.

[@Batman0the0cat]

+Angolin Bruh

[@jeanettecook1088]

They had rather skinny horses, but rode along with intent. With these fellows, making comedy was serious business! 🎉

[@huggiesbeth16]

The best fight scene you will see in your whole life.

[@Foolishllama]

This is by far one of the funniest movies ever made, and ever will be made.

[@millwalllboy9]

"I've had worse" "It's just a flesh wound" "Right, I'll do you for that" "Alright, we'll call it a draw" "I'll bite your legs off" I can't decide what the best line in this scene is! How can you not love Monty Python?!

[@joshioaz85]

"I move for no man." words to live by, lol the black knight is awesome.

[@MYONC1801]

3:02 best meme in my opinion. Second to "Hello there"

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

As cheesy as this movie is, it's still one of the funniest movies ever made. And this scene is hilarious too.

[@henrygtd]

"I'm invincible!" "You're a loony." Brilliant come back! Great movie!

[@Dapper0Scrapper]

Best scene of all Monty Python

[@CoalTrainLLC]

"Tis but a scratch" "A scratch? Your arm is off" "No it isn't" "Well what's that then?" "...... I've had worse" Lmao I love this

[@Foreignerrocks]

When life is beating you down be the black knight. Never Give Up!

[@glen6945]

ace

[@SamLazier]

"I'M INVISIBLE!" (no arms left). This is most hilarious shit I've ever seen. Gotta see this movie!

[@PMdutch]

Not only do I like the fact that most comments are quotes from the video, but I love the fact that every single line of dialogue is used xD!

[@kelvblackstorm5819]

"running away 'eh? You yellow bastard!" 🤣

[@DALINK14]

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?" XD

[@BrokemyiPhoneBMP]

"IM INVINSABLE" "You're a looney" XD LMAO'D

[@Fuzileer]

"You make me sad." Best line.

[@sonicfan1100]

I love the fact where it says I'm Invincible! I started to think: "Man, I need one of those....whenever someone makes fun of me, he can be my bodyguard in a fight..."

[@scgamecock09]

Monty Python and the holy grail...THE GREATEST comedy ever written. (well, there are also some great Mel Brooks movies also)..

[@rofflemows2]

LOL, i never noticed the Black Knight's subtle reaction in all the times i've seen this great film: 2:02 Arthur: Will you join me? Black Knight: (slight shrug) hahahaaa!!! hilarious!!

[@zambimaru]

I love the build up.

[@tasam1]

Used to watch this in high school a lot in the 90s. Still dig it. Cape Town, South Africa

[@xHiiVz]

Funniest lines: "'tis but a scratch" "what are you going to do bleed on me?"

[@zufgh]

"I've had worse." "YOU LIAR!"

[@michaelgreenfield6146]

Nice awesome scene from movie thanks bassmanFoo

[@surferboy14lp]

monty python were geniuses there were twists, stupid improvisation, made it up as they went along and everything was just in that order that was so funny and really smart long live monty python

[@jamesroad316]

Yang: 'tis but a scratch! Adam: A scratch?! your arm's off! Yang: No it isn't

[@rallyfan101]

How is it that a man with less then 5 minutes of screen time can become everyone's favorite character in an entire movie?

[@nashorn5803]

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!! King Arthur:YOU'LL WHAT??

[@ghettooscar45]

That's sooooooooooo GREAT. Forgot how funny this movie was.

[@ysgol3]

Call me dappy, but I think the scene is marred by its ending. The point about the Black Knight is 1) he is defending this bridge for no reason whatever 2) he doesn't acknowledge the severity of his injuries 'tis but a flesh wound..'. Then at the end comes the 'I'll bite your legs off' line which spoils his characterisation. At least that's what I think. Much better to have stopped immediately after 'All right, we'll call it a draw'. Also 'I'm invincible....you're a loony' would have been better cut. but what do I know ? Ni Ni Ni.

[@GlassbrainZ]

When the DM lines up a boss encounter and seriously underestimates the power of the PCs

[@alexandermalley5766]

This is why you use a Grognard system like Rolemaster where a well-placed bunny can TPK the party.