Moose vs Bear & Other Animal Fights | PKA

[@gagefraw3182]

Used to spend summers at a hunting lodge in Canada. Met a lot of bear attack survivors... never met a moose attack survivor.

[@trevinwolverine1904]

I had an uncle that was gored by a moose. Managed to make it out without his sense of smell and taste

[@mr.bigglesworth1970]

moose will fuck you up good. i look at them them same way i look at bears.

[@Laocoon283]

I have met many people who survived car accidents never met an airplane crash survivor. Therefore they must not exist...

[@richmeisterradio]

As an Alaskan, I have met a couple of moose attack survivors. But the protocol for moose is far different than the protocol for bear aswell.

[@whyguy3651]

Bears kill moose all the time, hardly ever see it the other way around

[@79obrien]

Moose are actually pretty scary during mating season.

[@xxdeadoutxx761]

79obrien moose will fuck you up man

[@shmoney711]

79obrien I’m their main target

[@79obrien]

@JeremyK 541OR. yeah wolves avoid people most of the time

[@shmoney711]

Hitmark Hungarian wait what

[@senorgilley]

Aren't we all? Lmao

[@MrCrashBandicoot25]

13:03 best joke ever, followed by a banger from Woody

[@austen9556]

That was Kyle that made the loud music joke

[@supernutella1596]

Racism

[@ajsant9420]

@@supernutella1596 Yessir

[@mattsabeast5]

Yes but woody is showing the most growth. I would say the tick joke is next level, chiggers is low hanging fruit.

[@austen9556]

@@supernutella1596 gay

[@ferrisbueller9991]

13:02 Kyle has the best one liners and this is one of the best of the best. Perfect level of subtlety in stone faced delivery.

[@citizenkane454]

"Dots not feathers" 😂😂😂

[@jaymcallen9180]

Woody’s voice is giving me a cold

[@Slenderman12342]

Woody's voice is giving me covid

[@grilledlettuce1845]

@@Slenderman12342 slednerman woahhhahh!

[@Slenderman12342]

@@grilledlettuce1845 sí senor

[@KiansEgo]

13:00 - 13:45 as a mixed male of both races mentioned, I can say I saw both jokes coming and it was still funny as hell.

[@mikhl6318]

Can you explain them?

[@supernutella1596]

Racism

[@theflanman1986]

@@supernutella1596 ahhh poor baby

[@supernutella1596]

@@theflanman1986 racism

[@ferrisbueller9991]

@@supernutella1596 *racial

[@willrobotham9114]

my grandfather lived alone in eagle, alaska for 20 years as a trapper. he was more scared of moose in mating season than bears, wolves, and panthers. said the best thing to do was try and put a tree or large stone between you and the moose.

[@dejesusb8598]

Always impressed by Woody’s lack of knowledge on almost everything.

[@tylerberman7527]

and why is he telling taylot to google something every 5 seconds, is that his job?

[@KwyattCreations]

13:03 GOLD

[@theflanman1986]

Haha

[@supernutella1596]

Oof, racism again on PKA

[@Tiedy88]

Woody needs to get the kids a pet duck to solve his slug problem

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

“They’re not eating Zebras, their fucking children” W A I T A M I N U T E

[@urrealdad3769]

I live in missouri and go out in the woods alot and have never got poison ivy

[@raiemie7365]

get a duck Woody, its great at protecting your garden they eat slugs

[@hx2975]

Shit everywhere from them

[@blakeo352]

I found out I'm immune to poison ivy when I accidentally laid down in some at the end of a bike ride

[@jeremiahfyan]

Think I might be too as I touched it accidently on a field trip b4 I realized what it was, but I never had a reaction

[@theronraam23]

Anybody wanna tell em about joe Rogan's buddy watching a grizzly snap a mooses spine with one blow

[@Shifty51991]

Hunters usually carry around a .44 mag or bigger to finish off bears.....some small rounds can actually bounce off bear skulls lol

[@98kets]

Eh now a days a lot of people switched to a 10mm and have the ability to kill a bear in sd but also have 15 rounds

[@tonyclaw1468]

I’m assuming you’re inferring that this hunter isn’t out there hunting bear right? Because every hunter knows not to shoot the animal in the head because then you can’t get it stuffed

[@Shifty51991]

@@tonyclaw1468 Not eveyone can afford to have it stuffed lol

[@DavvyDarko]

@@tonyclaw1468 if a bear is charging you head on i doubt you think about taxidermy

[@briankeogh335]

I’ve seen a video of a brown bear running after a moose and swatting it once breaking its back in half. Put some respect on a bear

[@craigsmith3876]

Bullshit

[@NotSoEntertaining]

Love hearing when taylor gets passionately disgusted about the scumbags of society and you see his demeanour just switch

[@JR-zi9vj]

And when hes silent during bad woodt and lyle political takes

[@matward420]

There is a video going around facebook in Canada right now of a Lynx taking down a mule deer by itself about 2 hours from where i live. It takes a kick to the face and then just lunges for the deers face and neck and clings to it and the deer just walks in circles trying to shake it off until the video ends and then in the comments section there is a picture of the deer dead and the little lynx sitting beside it almost like it is posing for a hunting photo lol facebook.com/781055685565947/posts/1108140776190768/?sfnsn=mo&d=n&vh=e

[@Basilisk2077]

Mat Ward mountain lions and lynxes in North America are just as dangerous as lions in Africa tbh. Plus, in the woods they can sneak up on you much more easily than a lion in the grass lands.

[@user-ey4ut9uc8w]

Basilick yup, mountain lions are ferocious on top of that. The craziest shit though, in my opinion, are wolverines. Those fuckers are crazy

[@matward420]

Oh i would fully expect a cougar could take down a deer. They at least weigh 100kg (220lbs).. A canadian lynx is like 8kg (17.6lbs).. the deer was probably 50-80kg(110-176lbs) lol

[@joshuagackstetter9327]

MN deer hunter: one year I felt super weird. Next day I had a deer carcass sitting about 50 yards away from my stand up 30 feet in a pine. I learned I had a mountain lion in my area that night

[@jenjuice432]

Lmao @ at the "they play loud music" joke Fucking brilliant 😂

[@magicwindow6682]

I saw the taxidermied lions from The Ghost and the Darkness on display and they were, thankfully, waaaaay less frightening like that!

[@turdfurg47]

Every time kyle talks he goes "like like like"

[@occamsrazor1285]

17:30 You just described why New New York is invested with owls

[@speedrob]

15:34 Kyle typing a chigger joke then followed up by Taylor and Bruce

[@dylanf7599]

The tsavo lions killed 135 people, not 400 😂

[@Jxwall88]

Actually closer to 40 ish

[@seanhiggins2434]

To deal with slugs we put out a aluminum tray that has a can or two of cheap beer overnight then throw the slugs into the trash the next morning

[@codyoverton447]

In Boy Scouts we ate poison ivy because a native guy showed us it was safe. We all wiped it on a spot on our arm the next day and only one of us got a rash and it was minimal. So that happens apparently.

[@gregscrabshack2307]

Male moose are absolutely devastating. At my uncles cabin a male moose destroyed his garage. The damage looked like a monster was there

[@urbansquatch667]

The Indian rail workers ate all the surrounding animals in the reigon and with no more natural food source.The lions turned to easy prey, I've seen the Savo lions and they were smaller than i expected.

[@imshtoney]

Ngl, when I noticed Bruce's camera glitching a bit, all I thought was "wtf did i miss? when TF did he put face paint on his beard?"

[@diychad7268]

the 2 male lions were also maneless super rare as well

[@ryanrich06]

Polar bears are one of the only animals that will actively hunt humans. Fucking terrifying.

[@JK-uj9hs]

If Meese were meating eating that'd be fricken terrifying!

[@space_cakes]

“Can’t kill a zebra but they can kill an Indian guy in a tent”

[@novaguardian289]

Moose are so fucking scary. Literally will tank hits from most cars and will kill you %100 in an angered encounter

[@VizViper]

Light beer is a good slug bait. Like really good. Open some cans and leave me out to trap slugs in

[@majrovits4902]

An open cup of beer buried next to your plants will attract slugs into them and they'll drownd. If it's small enough dogs probably won't get to it, and even if they do it's just a little beer non alcoholic beer would probably work too.

[@donwang9397]

A lot of grizzly’s break the backs of a moose if it swings on its back

[@HughJainus69]

"What's the difference between a chigger and a tick?" "Chiggers play loud music."

[@weirdsciencethe2nd205]

Mosins defo drop elk same as a buck from a high heart shot u aim just behind the front leg in like the armpit you will send a 7.62 x54r straight through its heart and both lungs and u can do that accuracy wise out to 500m get a psl u can stretch out to 800+ that 54r is no joke and never ever take a headshot on a deer elk or anything other than rabbit and gators

[@user-br3sr7if8y]

@ 2:06 when Taylor says control the back I died. 😆

[@Mackbro69]

Up here in canada, im just as if not more afraid of a raging moose than a bear lmao

[@MalachiTheBear7]

There is a video here on KZbin of a moose attacking a man on his snowmobile, he has to put it down with his Glock.

[@thephoenix5615]

a good way of dealing with slugs is ducks.

[@JustHaveFunVideos]

A moose’s skull is so thick most hunting ammunition won’t pierce it

[@smonkspook9932]

kyle saying he’s dealt with ticks, ab 4/5 times... man these last few months i’ve picked 4 or 5 off me every few days, usually one has latched

[@howey935]

Polar bears will hunt humans given the chance. There’s a video of a BBC nature presenter who is in a big Perspex box in the artic and a polar bear comes and tries it’s hardest to get in the box to eat the dude.

[@amandaszymczak388]

All these hazards, and woody is scared of poison ivy an scratches 🤣🤣 his wife must have biggest balls!

[@coltontrimble6419]

Whenever I hunt I have to watch out for mountain lions in Arizona

[@Theslothwithadhd]

What he sounds like he's been screaming for a straight hour

[@kevinbarr9855]

Woody. Buy a 12 pack of beer. Cut the cans in half. Leave about half the beer in the can. Put it out by the plants

[@dustinh4175]

I live in Washington where the woods are scary as fuck. We got bigfoot, huge black bears, fucken giant cougars and aliens.

[@nocturnal_noise]

HOW AIN'T ANYONE GONNA MENTION DIATOMACEOUS EARTH? Woody! Fuckin' hell get some.

[@PapaThiccc]

I'm in Willow, Alaska and our moose are both smart and can be mean if you fuck with them.

[@modernklassicsgaming5991]

No way in hell hunter/gatherer Humans wiped out the North American Megafauna. Younger Dryas Impact Hypothesis makes the most sense to me. Massive comet impact in the Canadian ice sheet and wiped out most of the Megafauna. Hell, a ton of the Mammoths that are excavated have shattered knees and there's fields of them like this, leads me to believe they got knocked down by the supposed blast.

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Underestimating bear… definitely depends on what type of bear though. Kodiak would fuck a moose up imo

[@bigfoot3866]

Kodiak grizzlies full grown can be 12ft tall and 1400+lbs. They run at 35 mph and are almost unkillable.

[@Austin.Kilgore]

Scariest animals is probably a male elephant in musk

[@duncanidaho5834]

No, Bruce. That was Jaws. That was a fictional movie. Sharks do not develop a taste for humans. They live in the ocean.

[@wbwam7710]

Idk man, a moose has some weight behind their hooves, if it rears on a polar bear itll tear that fucker up. Also, they got a billion of em in india, tigers are more valuable. Also, lonestar ticks are what make you allergic to red meat.

[@ienjoy8008s]

in Southern France they run Indian Runner Ducks to eat slugs out in vineyards, just saying

[@chancereynolds5528]

Moose are fucking 12 feet tall and terrifying, they could bite your head off and stomp on your remains.

[@TarotNathers]

3:50 That’s cause we killed most of them. And put several into the Extinct classification.

[@bigfoot3866]

Quick who would win? Timothy Treadwell with a frying pan or a 1100lb 11ft Kodiak bear?

[@suggs144]

😂😂😂😂 dots not feathers and a chigger plays loud music!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Laocoon283]

The original number of people killed by the lions was listed as 135 not 400 lol and modern research revealed it was actually about 30. Which is still an incredible kd.

[@jeffbainter8336]

Coastal Brown bears actually get up to 11' tall and 1500 pounds

[@ryanmccolloch4734]

My dad is immune to poison oak and as a kid he would roll around it and tackle his friends

[@space_cakes]

When woody just suddenly choke slams you wtf hahaha

[@ameanasaur]

the moose would win. The polar bear can shimmy but they're pretty much neck in neck in durability and I think the moose has the advantage from its higher position. Polar bears vicious but slow, moose is biiiig but territorial. Its the quintessential big bad guy vs small nimble guy. I'm bankin polar bear though. They got that "they see you, too late" track record soo it'd be a good matchup.

[@benholtz7838]

Woody put out cans with beer in the can. The slugs get drunk and drown

[@ArisenMind]

13:00 Jesus that chigger joke....lol

[@Cacodominus6969]

Grizzlies kill moose frequently.. and yeah polar bears are technically bigger but they run from brown bears whenever they come I contact with each other

[@shardsniffer8791]

I'm in washington state. No poison ivy but I've seen dozens of bears lol. I just bring my ar10 when I go in the woods.

[@jollyshrimpo]

my grandma was attacked by a bear after she kicked it in a blackout drunk 🤣

[@ameanasaur]

You haven't seen a moose until you've actually seen one. The shoulder on an old ass moose is like 6 feet. There's a neck and a head between this guys ass and your head. And theres a whole bunch of shit in that space, you see a moose, and they're very calm and do their shit, LET THEM DO THEIR SHIT AND MOVE ON. Their shoulders are the size of trees and they move slow like their giving you the opportunity to leave before you're fucked. Scariest thing on earth is going on a trip to Algonquin and not recognizing that there is a bunch of wildlife that doesn't want you there. Its very quick educational at the very least.

[@WyoCoyote]

Grizzly Bear vs Moose I’d say Moose, A moose is much bigger than you could ever imagine. Plus grizzlies usually go for Elk

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Grizzly almost every time, but a full size bull moose could definitely kill one

[@Devilish__]

I lost a friend to a Gorilla v Grizzly Bear argument, what a time, I remember it so clearly, I was playing Mass Effect Andromeda, preparing to kill myself.

[@DavvyDarko]

Gorilla would get fucked up

[@mtsoccerman]

That’s a tough one. I wanna say gorilla wins. Those things are insane.

[@Devilish__]

PsychedelicPsyduck it’s a toughen

[@Ghettojaku]

@@mtsoccerman the grizzly would murder fuck a gorilla IMO. The claws alone would probably gut a great ape. Let alone a paw smack

[@mtsoccerman]

@@Ghettojaku if the bear lands a good shot, sure, it’d be brutal. I feel like apes are way more agile and flexible than bears though.

[@shanecollins4800]

I live in the middle of north carolina and we have chiggers ticks and fire ants. They're all terrible

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Growing up we had red ants everywhere….haven’t seen a red ant in probably a decade…odd

[@HauntedHeme13]

Cmon now everyone knows how much a polar bear weighs...enough to break the ice Hi im Nick

[@shrimplomein6509]

18:14 "Worried about the dogs getting into [eggshells]" Me, having fed my dog(s) eggshells for years: "it makes their coat shine, just crunch em up and throw em in with their food so they don't cut their gums."

[@The_Marksta]

North America: Bears, wolves, coyotes, mountain lions and more. Australia: Snakes, spiders and dingoes. Why do people think Australia is so dangerous???

[@erebus7205]

I see a fellow Citizen. o7

[@ostrichious2042]

More like Taylor vs a Bear holy fuck he got massive arms.

[@Keranu]

Woody, tell your mom to set up a small electric shock wire around her garden powered by a simple 9V battery to prevent the slugs from entering. There's videos of this on KZbin, look it up. Seems to work very well, much better than salt.

[@Austin.Kilgore]

America is underrated in our dangerous animal reputation… I’d argue we have scarier apex animals than Australia

[@StubbsMillingCo.]

Polar bear is the largest then Kodiak brown bear and then Grizzly.

[@diychad7268]

so the two lions actually looked like female lions (except for the swingin junk) because they didnt have any mane.....and animals will literally 'get a taste for human blood' because as we all know we can lure animals to an area by simply putting a block of salt in said area.......well we like our salt as humans so our blood literally tastes saltier than ANY other blood they have ever had before so its a new source for a mineral they love so they chase that prey from then on out........not to mention human as prey are usually easier to take out than some larger animal that would normally be prey

[@StubbsMillingCo.]

And the story of the Japanese soldiers who went to run through a swamp at night chasing ally troops and all the troops heard on the other side of the swamp was screams and splashing for like an hr or 2 off an on. You’d hear a few scream and some splashing for a minute or 2 then it stops the it starts then it stops then starts…. For like 2 hrs. They were being attacked by salt water crocodiles in Burma, there were 500 Japanese troops. All were killed by crocs…..

[@nolanmythbuster]

So instead of mine fields, we should just flood borders and let alligators run wild. I know Ukraine flooded borders so tanks couldn't get through, we are already half way there and have a great test population of Russians. Imma try to get ahold of the Erwin foundation on Monday.

[@Headstones666]

lol bear eat moose all the time

[@OutrageousOnPurpose]

Animals dont murder, they do what millions of years of evolution taught them to, feed themselves. But we go out of our way to end thoses that do end up killing humans to not let that behaviour be passed on. We're animals too I don't know what im going at here, it just is like that.

[@thomasdetrick315]

Woody doesn’t know america has wolves and alligators and grizzly bears and mountain lions

[@johnmyers6802]

Putting pennies in the ground or anything copper will make the slugs go away

[@Revelation22_5]

Honey badger wins every time

[@mistersonnen848]

As an Australian, I honestly don't understand why Americans are scared of our wildlife. I can take a hike at any location and know Snakes and some locations maybe crocodiles are worst thing to watch out for. US has snakes, bears, moose, alligators, mountain lions, wolves and etc. I much rather encounter a snake than a fucking grizzly bear on hike

[@djsubliminalreeve]

my mum accidentally bumped into a moose in sweden and was like 1 meter away and had to run. they are fucking huge ive seen them when i used to live in sweden before moving back to britain.

[@lowristocrat3824]

beer will take care of the slugs, put a lttle in a cut down beer can

[@clickbait5714]

I'm a polar bear and I got fucked up by a moose in my local boozer.