Morbidly Obese Pole Plant

[@aerofur]

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your pole plant" joke. I will now begin. Your biological pole plant is so morbidly obese, when it went to go get it's yearly physical done, the sug cat took it's blood and the results concluded that it had a high leaf density, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of turning into monster kelp. It also suffers from severe depression, because it is placed on the highest point in outskirts, where it cannot communicate with more pole plants, and often has creatures walking into it because "what if?" making it more obese. Not to mention, but your pole plant is becoming so monstrous, it had a hard time fitting through connection pipes and exceeding weight limits to keep itself perfectly horizontal. Your pole plant has an endless cycle of rebirth that only makes its health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your pole plant" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed cycle.

[@adumbdannia]

best comment

[@theant2266]

Absolutely

[@bigbird_3543]

I think I love you and your humor. That was indeed exceedingly excellent “your poke plant” joke. I found it so humorous that I found myself in a state of mirth for an exceptionally lengthy period of time. Thank you very much, I hope you have a marvelous day.

[@beef1043]

Same name. Same ideas.

[@Fridge_fucker]

For that joke u deserve slopiest topy and 100$

[@bogbert7019]

absolute UNIT forget eating slugcat, this thing must eat vultures

[@adumbdannia]

this thing's able to consume Rain Deer

[@kiltedstrong]

@@adumbdannia HAAJAJAAHAHA

[@tophatcat1173]

@@adumbdannia mf eats leviathans as snacks

[@Babeda-yes]

I actually saw a normal sized pole plant eat a vulture that I was fighting

[@adumbdannia]

@@Babeda-yes damn lmao

[@satoruriolu6132]

"Oh my god there's two of them" "OH MY GOD THERE'S THREE"

[@chee.rah.monurB]

How is this possible in any way!?

[@satoruriolu6132]

@@chee.rah.monurB The game runs in a way where there are no standard entrances and exits for creatures, so if they go into a den, they can effectively teleport and appear anywhere, although with reason. The pole plants were supposed to exit in different places but they just exited in the same den...

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

They give each other equal proportions so they all grow very big

[@gladoseon4117]

@@chee.rah.monurBI bet it’s a randomizer and squidcadas are supposed to spawn there. Would explain why there aren’t any scavengers at the toll.

[@ZephyrusX888]

@@gladoseon4117it definetly was a randomizer, why is there a spitter spider in outskirts lol

[@xdarin_]

*accidentally grabs the tip of it* "Oh shi-" *gets thrown around by the several pole plants trying to pull him*

[@baffled_hawk]

*Spear:* My time to shine ✨😎

[@xdarin_]

@@baffled_hawk You're gonna want 6 spears.

[@OddDuck9000]

"accidentally grabs the tip of it"

[@Auriacularia]

@@OddDuck9000NO

[@NeovenatorGuy]

​@OddBird9000 your suppost to grab the stem!

[@snappishtemperament213]

this is what the death barrier in video games looks like

[@thesurvivor6430]

Now I'm imagining an open world game where the edge isn't an ocean where a monster eats you or an impassable range of mountains, but a devastated wasteland where when you walk into it, a bunch of hand-like enemies spawn and try to drag you underground, killing you. It would be absolutely terrifying and interesting to see how long one could survive there

[@thewizard1]

@@thesurvivor6430 the closet thing to this is in the mad max game but it has a big storm instead. U should play the mad max game it is surprisingly good for a movie tie in game.

[@TheElevenFirst]

@@thesurvivor6430 it’s funny how subnautica is exactly what you described that you wouldn’t want but is also probably exactly what you want. If u decide to leave the crater massive ghost leviathans hunt you down, you can technically go on forever running but it’s pretty hard. Also I know what you meant, just an inescapable cutscene where you get eaten isn’t fun

[@logandunlap9156]

@@thewizard1 fortnite storm

[@thesurvivor6430]

@@TheElevenFirst Oh the Subnautica void is in my opinion one of the best map barriers ever + the ghost leviathans are cool as fuck, I was thinking more like in Spore when if you go 5 meters off the coast you get eaten instantly lol (although that's the most logical and fitting barrier, but it would've been cool if it wasn't always the same creature eating you)

[@Wobbmin]

bro said “be not afraid”

[@V1ncenz010]

When pole plants are activated they look like a red lizard, this is a red lizard but underground

[@aarepelaa1142]

Red lizards got too fat.

[@kulgydudemanyo]

I feel like they looked like they are done kind of animated spyrograph

[@ScrugglyEldritchBeing]

They dance like lizards too

[@RandomInternetStranger]

lmao imagine being some innocent little half-sentient slugcat and you awake an elder god with your presence entirely on accident.

[@Checkmate___]

average Hunter campaign

[@RatShowground]

You literally do that countless times

[@coffinmyface4237]

Literally just the plot of the game

[@anexplosion5436]

0:44 "Phil. Phil, stop moving. PHIL. THEY CAN SEE YOU. PHIL, STOP IT."

[@San-lh8us]

what even was that thing on the other room? at 0:50 it was on the bottom right corner

[@anexplosion5436]

@@San-lh8us Not sure what that has to do with my comment, but that was a Wolf Spider I believe. ...why tf is there a wolf spider there?!

[@San-lh8us]

@@anexplosion5436 ohh, i haven't seen one of those yet, thanks!

[@danielm.595]

@@anexplosion5436 random mod

[@anexplosion5436]

@@danielm.595 Ah, that explains the pole plant triple combo deluxe then.

[@UmbralKnight1344]

Imagine grabbing onto a pole and then polethulhu awakens while you watch in horror as the pole turn into 3 massive pole plants

[@coyoten8897]

gosh seeing how they move when resetting their positions at like 1:41 is beyond cool, love seeing all the furling movements

[@timetellnolies9425]

bro that terrerfying

[@abby4684]

Idk why but it made me nauseous

[@JrIcify]

It's bone chilling to me. It's like arachnophobia or something.

[@milgos5269]

I like how at that timestamp it briefly looks like a chinese dragon

[@aperson1754]

This is no mere pole plant, but a Great Old One!

[@kuuluna]

You know it ate a lot when it's that big. The fact that it is an ambush predator and it has no predator to prey it

[@predator5775]

It's predator is called fire. Lots of fire.

[@skem9622]

@@predator5775 specifically, hell fire

[@DNightsSights]

@@skem9622 *Kratos has entered the chat*

[@captainset]

A piece of sharpened rebar: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@MonkIsBestScug]

Except for Spearmaster

[@therealstarplatinum]

those poll plants are one step away from killing everything in the room constantly

[@yamihatarou7850]

Good thing they don’t have the legs to step with

[@TickleTurtle]

grab it grab it grab it

[@Robert-vk7je]

Beautiful and terrifying. Like the whole game.

[@Davizaum7]

Facts

[@Pigeon_loll]

Ikr coalescipedes are pure nightmare fuel

[@kindahungry8505]

Last time I played this I had multiplayer on and I got kidnapped by I think a cockroach and my friend spent 30 minutes looking for me. It was in the reactor like zone.

[@jojolafrite90]

Uh, what is this game, even?

[@Pigeon_loll]

@@jojolafrite90 Rain World

[@lorde3740]

the fact the pole plant gives me shivers down my spine when i play the game makes this video even worse for me

[@lorde3740]

9 months later the pole plant is still very terrifying

[@kayemmanims]

9 months later again is it still terrifying

[@CactusBreadmill]

Trying to avoid spoilers for this game only intrigues me more, the most i know about this game are the Green Lizard things and next i see, there's a horrific primordial being, only shackled by the fact that it is a "plant" and stuck to a wall.

[@tmsplltrs]

You have to play this game, its insanely good

[@pokegirl1799]

I'm gonna spoil 1 minor thing, just so you play the game: Pole Plants never actually get to this size, these are modded

[@Artificer_]

​@@pokegirl1799 they also tend to hide themselves better than this

[@memolano100]

What game is this?

[@CarnivalClowm]

@@memolano100Rain World

[@Mizenga]

I was expecting it to whiplash and reach you somehow

[@virtualmartini]

That thing's not morbidly obese it's Morbidly a Beast.

[@wiltedcordypetals]

this is my worst fucking nightmare

[@trueblueflare]

I've been stuck on 5 Pebbles for so long I almost forgot that there are places in Rain World that make sense.

[@gamebitz7397]

Imagine being new to the game and you see this

[@willo90li]

i’m new to this and my only exposure to Rainworld is thumbnails on youtube so now if I may ask… WTF ARE THOSE THINGS?!?!

[@icehoof]

@@willo90li They're carnivorous plants that camouflage themselves as the poles and pipes the slugcat(the player character) climbs on, so you mistakingly grab one, and it wraps around you, but they're not supposed to be that big, and usually don't flair up that far away

[@lxxSwmp]

@@willo90li No Spoilers guys, But I think you will find out soon enough and put some respekk on their name my fellow slugcat, Stay well fed out there!

[@djroscurro9859]

Yep, I'm not that far in myself but have run into the regular sized versions of these guys. Gotta say: *WHAT IN THE SECURED CONTAINED PROTECTED F U C K*

[@jayzenstyle]

@@djroscurro9859 Time to call the MTF squads for this Keter class anomaly.

[@joetyler4000]

I already found pole plants horrifying. Now I am never going near one again.

[@wolferngames8024]

Spear go brrrrrr

[@someguy70]

Those horrific erratic spider things in the shaded citadel are a million times worse

[@Maggotbains]

​@@someguy70 AGREES

[@dexseer4193]

It's just a bit thick around the edges, you don't need to do it like that.

[@-SevenRedSuns-]

this is why the ancients left us ngl if i saw that i would run to the sea to dissolve too

[@Uhlersoth77]

Scenes like this makes me want to see Rain World animated, maybe as a short film.

[@liriomusic4391]

This thing gives me a primal negative response like hell I don't wanna even look at it through a pc screen

[@dartanyan8860]

That's horrifying What would happen if you grabbed that

[@miklyways]

Lots of hugs and kisses

[@Crankulite]

it would be quite painful

[@Mr1897WinchesterSlinger]

Ahh the duality of man

[@dragonfall1769]

Hahaha 🤣 Death.

[@vikybz]

That would be mc scorpion 💀

[@TimelinesOfMaybe]

It ate a location 💀

[@Elsa_Fogen]

this is beautiful yet horrifying

[@Cyridi31]

Согласен

[@aramdomguy2313]

The most horrific thing that is in this video it’s the fact that the camera e following the slugcat

[@teagan5494]

The leviathan pole

[@kresovk5]

"Detecting multiple leviathan forms in the region. Are you sure whatever you are doing is a good idea?"

[@casuary98]

​@@kresovk5 "But it's an obese plan-" "Are you sure whatever you are doing is a good idea? They may actually be a monster from an H video." "You are right."

[@Just1Bunny]

1:08 Pole Plant is breakdancing on the wall, it doesn't know what the heck it's doing but it be breakdancing.

[@AnasAboulfejr]

If you ever feel like the world ain't fair remember that we don't have pole plants

[@stikbr5833]

How often do you need to climb poles!?

[@Tozito911]

@@stikbr5833you don’t?

[@Chip2Changeling]

honestly the most interesting thing to me is that when its writhing around it looks like a particularly frilly red lizard

[@raviolilad9232]

its equally both beautiful as it is terrifying .

[@lastburning]

Pole plants are absolutely terrifying. I screamed pretty loudly the first time I encountered one in the game. Amazing design lol.

[@deevee5327]

This genuinely sends shivers throughout my entire being. I don't know why but, holy crap, is this just hellish.

[@Youmu_Konpaku_]

Now this is terrifying af

[@TheOzONErussiaN]

That is actually fucking terrifying

[@KyvenTheWarPine]

my man camped the 3 fattest green lizard dens and they respawned every cycle

[@ghost_ilamas9615]

God i never seen the Pole plant being so active! It looks really cool to watch!

[@clowntownnow206]

This fills me with dread. My fight or flight respond says that doing either would be in vain. Great job!!

[@mmfreshmeat2860]

I think it would take more calories to attack a batfly than you gain from eating it (as the pole plant, because it has so many muscles that it needs to use)

[@icehoof]

I'm imagining the muscles it needs to hang horizontally that far out

[@mirandavladivostok6651]

Probably gets its energy from photosynthesis, only eats animals for vitamins and such

[@warpspeedscp]

@@icehoof insane core strwngth

[@peezieforestem5078]

why do you presume it uses muscles? It could use some sort of gas pump system for straightening/contracting, for example.

[@mmfreshmeat2860]

@@peezieforestem5078 but then it cant really control which way its going or grab around an animal

[@LWYRUPNewMexico]

1:34 Was my favorite part because the multiple pole plants went to the place they heard, didn’t feel anything, then they all fixed each other and went back into an insanely long pole plant. It’s just like a normal animal.

[@moss_fetttt]

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE POLE PLANT REAL

[@silas6446]

i recoiled instantly because the camera was following slugcat

[@SpaceLobster21]

this thing is an absolute unit (and so is it's family)

[@NoNameAtAll2]

feed it

[@gigio___cat]

this is the stuff of nightmares

[@The_OwO_Shogun]

What sorta black magic demon seance where you had to sell your soul did you do to make the screen move with you.

[@lux6485]

omg

[@TheGingusa]

it's a camera mod

[@lux6485]

@@TheGingusa 🤓

[@SkippyZii]

I don't got much idea of this game but gee wiz that looks really creepy of a thing to me

[@pokegirl1799]

These 3 are modded in, you can tell by the size (they don't get nearly this big) and by the fact that 3 of them are layered on top of each other in this

[@TrixterTheFemboy]

That cam scroll is so damn nice why is this not in the base game

[@Camphreneas]

I like how this is the very first video of Rain World that I’ve ever watched, and right after this, KZbin just BOMBARDED me with Rain World videos, and now I’m having a hyperfixation of all things relating to Rain World, and its community.

[@sandraiaraaraujo8174]

Welcome to the -Underground- Rain world brain rot

[@grean566]

Oh God it reminds me of tapeworms

[@christopherrogers532]

Except the tape worm is now big enough to eat you from the outside. O_O

[@officersoulknight6321]

Downpour looking nice so far

[@stellarmagnolia_]

Morbidly a beast

[@dontuspowerus1093]

I find comfort in the fact that the Pole Plant and Vultures could kill each other if the game is a bit more realistic with it's A.I.

[@foreverephemeral]

the sheer lag the pole plants were causing had my sobbing

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

Never played this game, first time seeing this enemy, HOLY SHIT, IS THIS ACTUAL NIGHTMARE FUEL FOR ME. Edit a whole ten months later: I saw what they usually look like. Still nightmare fuel. Then I found out about the Daddy Long Legs. I would love to play this game, rumoured harsh difficulty be damned, but the shit in that world is Scary.

[@pokegirl1799]

If it helps, these things never actually get this big. Or even half this big. And there's 3 of them layered on top of each other. Now please, play the game edit: spelling

[@Artificer_]

don't worry, pole plants like this aren't usually in the game, these are both modded and stacked on eachother to be more threatening

[@PlatinumEnna]

This is the most fear inducing rain world clip I've ever seen.... and I thought i wasn't afraid of pole plants 0_0

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

That thing could singlehandedly kill half of America without trying.

[@Kanako_ketsunake]

This is why I’m now scared of pole plants….I’m a new player and am already afraid of vultures, miros birds, miros vultures, dropwigs, and now this!?

[@gabrielquist6120]

The name makes sense but I thought it was an animal. I'm not sure what I'm more afraid of. The length of it or that there are several there.

[@ruthiewitter569]

I watched the whole thing with eyes as big as saucers, they hurt now.

[@Iterator_NSH]

ah, how eldritch.

[@will6162]

Me: sees eldritch abomination. Also me: I wanna see it die

[@wolferngames8024]

A shit ton of spears

[@will6162]

@@wolferngames8024 yea but how to throw upwards?

[@IHaveNoIdea5555]

God damn, how many pink lizards did this freak of nature eat

[@MichKlo]

This video makes me feel itchy

[@franciscoguerineau9822]

pole plant went to Grandmas house

[@heatherskept]

the primal urge to throw a grenade at it

[@CyanDreams1312]

Blech, pole plants instill something deep inside me and makes my skin crawl. The ones in this video are utterly horrifying

[@thealeks1]

Built different

[@kilroy987]

This game has an amazing aesthetic.

[@dj3k610]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the tiny lone spider just vibing on that pole at the end

[@rexenowner]

oh my god... it took me a while to realize but it was writhing like that because it grabbed a fragment of a coalescipede, one of those tiny spiders. And the bomb freed it so they stopped freaking out and reset position. That was so much more horrifying when it tried to reach down though

[@oatmealman1586]

"Cmon dude show us the pole plant i wanna see it-" *pole plant adjusts itself* "Oh"

[@sspacetyme1878]

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT??? Some kind of abhorrent, ethereal abomination. HEEELLLL NAW.

[@distraughtcat]

For a while it looked like a giant red lizard

[@Luce_Anderson]

You have no idea how much discomfort my soul is feeling right now after seeing that monstrosity pulsed

[@Sir_Steven]

The nope rope

[@soggagaming1537]

"So THATS where all the scavengers went!"

[@PollexTheCat]

This particular one evolved specifically to catch vultures lol

[@moterinsun]

This classifies as eldritch horror to me.

[@YeeeHaaw]

Man this thing would be a huge obstacle if it wasn’t completely out of the way

[@Alguem5381]

Terrifying.

[@procellae6572]

Gourmand reference: Pole Plant edition

[@damporing7558]

this pole plant feeds on vultures

[@icompilehitogatatrainpsas7639]

Thanks, it's horrifying!

[@Boxarts]

*"this wants to eat you.. if you know that"*

[@shadowbonbon3]

Poor plant is doing a plank for its whole life

[@pdd5321]

we prefer the term "horizontally tall"

[@EmilyTheMedic]

1:43 Oh my god, imagine seeing these reaching for you outside your window 0-0

[@fb39ca4]

I've been watching skiing videos and this is what what KZbin recommends next 😅

[@cymtastique]

That's gonna be a no from me. _splits into 3_ Make that a hell no.

[@ERROR_stz]

great, I just didn't want to sleep tonight

[@aerontyneshammack9947]

:53 is terrifying

[@burntpaws]

real fear

[@bluesapphire170]

Those things scare me more then the lizards

[@Nebula_Avali]

Morbiusly a beast