Amazon Echo: Khorne Edition (Warhammer 40K)

[@MordenWex]

The video hit 888.8 thousand views today! Khorne shall be pleased

[@bobshisuncle]

I saw this in my reccomends and was going to make this same comment. Good work, my man.

[@VOXivero]

This got recommended to me. I got into 40k this year because of Space Marine 2, so this is hilarious!

[@GebTM]

"What does it do?" "KILL"

[@KingLich451]

"What do you do" KILLLLLLLL!!!

[@remarinracoon5309]

Wait till it realizes it is a small plastic tube...

[@valance10]

Reminds me of the Toaster from Old World Blues

[@remarinracoon5309]

@@valance10 dude I was gonna make that reference but I thought no one would get it... mmm I liked that toaster

[@mischaprudon3316]

@@remarinracoon5309 well he only kills machines and speccially toasters. But he is also looking for world domination.

[@bepisbroccoli5937]

"Alexa, define annoying" "Grehherrahurrah, mmnegahergreahherahnighabrrgretahtwasitha!"

[@theonlytnargmatt]

Alright now how the fuck did you get that quote so correct?

[@Eldoradoll7]

Example: my brother.

[@Vherstinae]

He's not wrong.

[@Tory-JJ]

Lmfao it got me

[@PCISLOT]

How do you even spell it??!

[@PakornThaipituk]

This machine spirit is corrupted.

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

Purge it in flame?

[@laszlogasd]

Purge it in flame!

[@juancortapan7845]

D I E I N H O L Y F I R E

[@Null_Experis]

It's a feature, not a bug.

[@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164]

It is PERFECT!

[@MegaChickenfish]

"I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR HEARTS" " _Awesome!_ " This is the best one yet.

[@nazarderkach9320]

A desperate and lonely teenager meets a slightly attractive goth girl, circa 2021 (colorized).

[@Canadian_Zac]

It's good to see my voice lines getting good use!

[@GrimdarkCrusader20th]

Didn't Azrael also kick your ass

[@sindrimyr5351]

@@GrimdarkCrusader20th rather azrael had to flee because he knew kharn wwould win if the fight dragged on

[@GrimdarkCrusader20th]

@@sindrimyr5351 dude he left because there allegedly some fallen in another system

[@orangutanfanclub2594]

KHORNE enjoyed this

[@cyrilscordia9565]

@Holy Knight Percival fan service propagand

[@DaveMeuleman]

I'd rather have Khorne listen in on me than Jeff Bezos

[@aloptuleamagnificanton4983]

With you on that one brother.

[@davechanman]

He is always listening though

[@ledsplays7944]

Yea take the lesser evil eh?

[@InhalingWeasel]

*sharpens shovel with purging heretics intent*

[@patrik9328]

Jeff Bezos is dirty Slaanesh-simp

[@Evanator404]

How do you Spell cantaloupe? BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOD!!!! BLOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

[@himashwitharana3263]

You missed one blood

[@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164]

That is actually how we spell "cantaloupe"

[@boydsinclair7606]

@@himashwitharana3263 that blood is silent.

[@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa]

Good job

[@jasonstorey1985a]

Good job

[@megaladonman2568]

"What does a dog say after a long day of work?" "What?" "Today was RUFF" "KILL ME."

[@wesleythomas7125]

Later

[@HienNguyen-cs1md]

@@wesleythomas7125 NO WAY A TF2 REFERENCE

[@LecherousLizard]

- Alexa, stop. - *NO* _[music continues]_ My sides.

[@CyberiusT]

I keep 'hearing' that in my head as a line for the Noise Marines. For the waking alarm too. "Things will get loud now!"

[@KizaruB]

0:43

[@freddyfazbear1009]

Rock music is dead

[@MinorityRespecter88]

I REMEMBER THAT PART OF THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!

[@azmodanpc]

"I am not your BootLick!" "Where is the blood I was promised?" Total canon

[@MinorityRespecter88]

I REMEMBER THAT PART OF THE VIDEO!!!!!!

[@That2J]

Alexa, tell me another joke. WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD AHAHAHAHA

[@marclytle644]

I read that comment as the video played.

[@Moon_Cricket_Stinks]

Lost at that one.

[@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164]

A classic

[@ryanfarrell5307]

comedy gold

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

I mean, that's a pretty funny joke.

[@RamnaViaz]

1:53 "Alexa give me my flash news briefing" "Must kill, must kill!!!!" Surprisingly in sync with current events.

[@chugun1chugun2]

It syncs with 2022 events even better, unfortunately

[@mitchellenderson7194]

It has yet to stop fitting with current events.

[@rifleman101]

"What time is it?" "THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!"

[@DirtyHairy1]

just perfection

[@Dushess]

IT IS TIME TO SPILL BLOOOOOD!!

[@Sara3346]

Meanwhile I imagine the Tzeench version acts like the normal product 90% of the time, changing its outputs just often enough to make you change your plans and question your sanity.

[@Pyxis10]

Amazon Gaslight edition?

[@Secretgeek2012]

It's all fine until it asks you to add "the blood of seventy sorcerers sacrificed in treachery" to your sourdough recipe.

[@quicksilvertongue3248]

@@Sara3346 want to make Tzeench laugh? Make plans.

[@kenricnarbrough8191]

This

[@torcaace]

Extra heresy part had me dying

[@Rohnon]

It's *extra* heresy because OMS is a shitty Lore-Channel :D

[@jasonmolenaar119]

It's just a dude reading the wiki pages. And I swear the very next video that KZbin wants to play is 40 facts and lore about khorne

[@Thelntern]

@@Rohnon try Luetin09, I'm not big into 40k, but his videos are still fairly interesting

[@Rohnon]

@@Thelntern I know of him, tho I find him hit and miss

[@michimatsch5862]

@@Rohnon Eh, more hit than miss. Better than Arch just pulling stuff out of his ass.

[@thememester1190]

Step 1: Buy this. Step 2: Buy the loyalist version. Step 3: Put them both in the same room in close proximity. Step 4: Wait. Step 5: Profit?

[@CorenusYT]

Step 6 : ETERNAL WAR!

[@azmodanpc]

In the grim dark of the retail future there is only WaaaaaaAAAR!

[@sarcarius4754]

Very much profit!!

[@mileshostetler2469]

Step seven WWWWWAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

[@M33f3r]

Do you want an Exterminatus called down on your house, because that's how you get Exterminatus es

[@jiado6893]

It’s actually sweet how he genuinely likes getting to play music for them.

[@brotherjorge3]

Jiado - Now we need one for Noise Marines. Even when there is no power input, there will always be sound. *SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!!!*

[@solar3175]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!

[@brotherjorge3]

Skulls for the skull throne!

[@Canadian_Zac]

@@brotherjorge3 KILL! MAIM! BURN!

[@spooderlover3512]

@@Canadian_Zac for a second there you sounded like a half-naked custodes wishing to exterminate all normals

[@joeman1437]

"It's called Amazon C̴̡̧̨̧̧̡̛͍̤̤̜̫̯̦̟̻͙̺̻͔̪̼͉̬̤̯̻̩͚̯̖̪̼̩͚̭̲̳̱͍̗̮̰̻̬̖͍̳̪̼̮͍͍̖͕̖͎͓̗̞̮̯͈̲̱̫͈̗̭͚̙̹̻̟͙̪̠̜̥͖̰̙͎̰͈̫͖͖̥͕̩̱͖͖̘̟͓̼̮̞͎̞̯̯͔̜͙͓͖̗͓̱̣͗̒́́̀͑͋̓̿͆͑̓͐͗͊̇̈̏̒̉͗̒̾̈́̈́̂̒̊̐́̑̀̒̽͌̉̒̄͐͗̏̾͂̉͒͊͐͂̋́̔́̈́̊͌̊̋̑́̊͛͒̂̇̉̈́̓̉̒̋̈̋͂̏̾͊̈́̾̄̿̑̾͛̾́͊̆͆̋͗̂̒̓͑̎͆́͂̉̔͆̊̏̎͌̓̇͗̃͛̎̊̿͑̃͒̉̑̿̓̀́̀̑͗́͘͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅH̸̡̧̡̢̢̧̢̨̢̧̧̡̧̢̛̬͍͖̯͍̘̳̹̥̖̫̰̠̰͓̫̣͇̩̞̹͈͚͖̳͇̰̻̰̳̱̺̦͓̰̺̤̟̮̖̺̞̤̙͚̰̼̺̟̖͓̲̲̱͚̙̻̝̣̲̳̯͍̘̯͉͓͍̼̯̦̯̳̰͖͎̖̻̠̙̳̺̮͉̱̟͉̯̹̦̼̼̤̟̻̪͎̟͚̠͖͈̺̫̖̰̥̥̦͕̻̪̩̬̥̤̜̰͙̪̥̠̭͕̝̞͎̲̞̙̦̭̠͚̪̞͉̱̉͊̉̿͂͗̏̿̂͑͂̿̈̈́́̐̑͌̒̉̎̑͛̐̄̋͒̿̋͒̈́̽̍̐͒̆̀̈́͋̄͂̋͛̈̅̀̉͆͌͌͂̓̀̂͐̌͂͛͌̄̋̌̃̄̐̈́̅̇̒̐̂́̐̃̔̈̂̉͗̔̑̐̈́̍̌̀̾̽͌̆̿̎̽̐̅̋̄̽̈̊̌͌̍̌̂̇͌̌̿̽͊̀͌̿̋̾͐̌̑͛́͑̄̊͗͑̈̋̿̾̈́̇͂̑̈́͗́͋̇̏́̄̈́̈͘͘̚̕͘̕̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅĄ̸̨̨̡̨̨̛̰̠̮͎̫̬̼̗̣̤͕̺͔͓͍̳̖̰̜̱͙͖̝̰̟̲͔̝̻̣̠͙͙͈͔̲͈̖̗̤̦̲͕̰͍͍͖̰̯̹͍͛̊͛̉̂͂̑̽͑̐̿̾͊̽̃͆̊̅̉̍̔̑͊̋̿̈́̅̽͗̄͆͘͜͝͝ͅͅͅƠ̷̢̧̡̨̨̨̧̡̢̧̨̧̢̨̨̡̨̨̢̡̡̢̡̛̛̛̛̛̩̘̟̮̻͕̠̳͍̪̙͉̯̦͇͙͎͉̯̻̼͙̹̰̭̭̠̗̮̙̹͍̺̻̖͖͖̬̘̙̼͉̟̜̖͙͈̤͎̙̯͉͚̰̭̮͉̣̜̥̫̳͎̟̻̳̩͈̥͙̲̭͇̼͙̝̭͇͙͉͈̗̲͔͔͇̺̲̗̳̘̪͙̻͕͓̜̯̦̼̦͍͉̲̻̮̳̥͍̰̦̹͕͉̱̮̦̘̬͉͔̗̲̯̬̗̬̯͖͎̘͓̺̳̜̖̥͖͍͙͖͚͔̤̼̰͔̲̹̩͔̖̥̻̙̞̤̝̝̻̻̘̣͙͐̈́̒̿̓̽͋̑́̓̀̎̀̔̽͒̔͌̋̌͆̆̾͒͂̽͗͗̂̆̿͌̿̀͌́̿̋̈̏̈́̒̎͗̓̇͗͑̉̾̅̄̽̔̽̇̑̂̒̔̃͆͊͌͛͌͒̌̈̌̇̄̈́͊̿́͛͒͑̂̔̄̐̿̿̎͋̏̒̋̾̆͛̀̈́̓̉́̈́̋̽̏̀̆̈̍̽͐̾͛̓͋̑̃͂̓̎̄͂̃̃̍́͌̿͗̈́̊͂͗̏́̆̓̍̌͗̀̄̈́͊͗̑͗̃̍̍͑̎̐͛̾͌̀͑̍̾̏́̿̓̈́͌̑͆̀̇̉̃̎̈́̿̎̽͘͘̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅS̸̢̢̢̢̧̨̡̢̨̡̡̨̢̢̡̨̢̛̛̙͔̱͈̗̥̣͈̺̹̳͙͓̞̭̪͔̞̥̖̖̬̫̪̫͇̼̙̩̞͕̝͍̫͓͖͚̠̹̮̙͙̺̯͔̜̼̱̳̳͕͓͔͈͇̼̲͚̜̟͓͕̝̩̭̝͖̪͍̤̮̪̙̥̬̝̫͖̜͖̙͍̦͉̗̳̺̠͙̺̗̭͎͉̯͚̳̱̱̫͍̮̲̰̮̹̅́́̎̎̏̅̈́̐̃̉̍̈́͒̆̓̽̈́̂͛̾́̓̆̿͌́̒̽̒͑͗́̈̂̽͌͗́̄̽̉̌͒͒͆͛͂̒̽̔̿̐̅̕̚͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅ!!"

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

"Alexa, set a timer of 8 minutes." *"WE ARE THE FOLLOWERS OF THE EIGHTFOLD PATH!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"*

[@jianfongyaw]

I made your comment into a voice dub! :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZ3KdaZ_nrKre5I

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

@@jianfongyaw AMAZING!!

[@pilotj9467]

"What does it do?" _"Kill!"_ "Alexa, what do you do?" *_"KILL!"_*

[@keltonhunt5302]

Dude, this came out 50 minutes ago, and youtube recommended is already here, coming in clutch.

[@myview5840]

Me too

[@naitzeel]

Recommended Heresy? This is obviously tzeentchs work! For the dark gods!

[@TheDevilockedzombie]

Uh no, this came out five years ago

[@keltonhunt5302]

@@TheDevilockedzombie bruh. Look at when my comment came out

[@TheDevilockedzombie]

@@keltonhunt5302 I was joking homeslice

[@Cynic15]

so many years and i only just now realized that khorne says "BLOOD" 10 times, which is the same amount of letters in "canteloupe"

[@Jackstalkerfear]

I too need a machine too ask me : "Why arent we killing yet" in the morning this might just get my lazy ass in gear

[@Pattyobrien3]

TO THE SLAUGHTER

[@ethanguest3438]

Those lists of Khornate massacres won't expand themselves

[@starskream66]

@@ethanguest3438 totally underrated😂😂😂

[@ethanguest3438]

@@starskream66 thankyou

[@16imademanudutawedharma96]

@@ethanguest3438 list of khornate massacres: This list is incomplete. *YOU CAN HELP BY EXPENDING IT*

[@reginlief1]

“I’LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS!” “Awesome”. I knew the worthless trinket line would be here, it’s perfect.

[@swefress]

No one's talking about that aweful joke and the berserkers reaction. "Ugh.... Kill-Me"

[@ulfgarulfson1442]

That part was pretty good

[@aloptuleamagnificanton4983]

That converted me to Chaos right there.

[@chupon29]

She's actually break his moral

[@brassbucket1998]

I think it said Kill.. maim..

[@militustoica]

@@aloptuleamagnificanton4983 Dad jokes - S10 AP-5 D3 against Khorne

[@ARMERZ]

We need WAAAAAGHmazon, Dakka Dakka Edition.

[@giovannibini6809]

that would be epic

[@ToozdaysChild]

"Alexa." "WOT?!" "Add soap to the shopping list." "SOD OFF!"

[@Dante3214]

that's fkin genius

[@ARMERZ]

@@ToozdaysChild SOAP OFF*

[@sillerbarly4927]

MORE DAKKA

[@jinxjezebel7231]

Somehow this is less disturbing than the actual Alexa.

[@kenricnarbrough8191]

Yes, it has a refreshing honesty

[@michellenich3172]

"Alexa stop" *N O*

[@six-footdwarf8207]

"Alexa, tell me another joke" "We need a new driver. This one is dead. hhhahAhHahAhAHH"

[@gggfx4144]

"Tell me a joke" "WE NEED ANOTHER DRIVER BECAUSE THIS ONE IS DEAD. AHAHAHAHAHA"

[@alvgeyrvonkervitz4489]

We need another emperor because this one is dead...

[@johncox9575]

@@alvgeyrvonkervitz4489 HERESY!

[@alteredbeast7145]

Dark Angel: wait brother I smell heresy Dark Angel 2: thats just us brother

[@HeleentheArcane]

@@alvgeyrvonkervitz4489 *BLAM*

[@Thisguyisright]

HAH. I love when he picks it up it screams "THE ENEMY! FINALLY!"

[@russell1617]

This actually proves how good the Original Dawn of War actually was and i love it!!! This is one unit, from one army, that isn't even a special commander or the mainstay of the Chaos Space Marine army...and they have this much Dialogue and voice lines..is just soo great, to be brought to a 3min full add, just with it's original Voice lines! Great work!

[@johnsullivan937]

Man I just downloaded soulstorm ultimate apocalypse like a month ago, the amount of effort and time put into the units, voices, animations is mind boggling. We need a proper sequel to the first dow. Not that dow3 Moba crap

[@screamingcactus1753]

Pretty sure the line about needing a new driver was from the Chaos Predator, but other than that, pretty much!

[@russell1617]

@@screamingcactus1753 no no thats, what the Khorne beserkers when they are in the Rhino, or Chaos Thunderhawk, riding shotgun! And it blows up, while they are inside

[@Leafy1-j1l]

....or the mainstay of the Chaos Space Marine army.. You clearly didn't play with the same Chaos Boyz I did! There's a certain subset of players that'll rush Berzerkers and crawl right up your nose two minutes in. They're unbreakable, tough and reinforce quickly, so unless you likewise rushed vehicles, even one squad of the bastards can be highly disruptive. They're only 10 requisition and 20 power over basic CSM.

@@Leafy1-j1l yeah they are very effective . Only race it might not work against is the imperium guard cause by the time u make the first squad they have 12 squads of guardsmen with granate launchers and stun u for eternity... That why chaos has raptors though

[@nyanko2077]

"For the slaughter! Why aren't we killing yet?" - Best morning alarm ever XD

[@zoomer106]

2:15 best joke, can’t stop laughing

[@Moon_Cricket_Stinks]

Only one I lost to

[@sonofangron2969]

"Set a timer for 8 minutes." "WHY SHOULD I?!?!" Because 8 is Our Lord Khorne's sacred number 😈🙏

[@jessegd6306]

The mom even started to look annoyed by the backsass.

[@Haispawner]

Who let the Word Bearer in? He hasn't been spilling nearly enough blood to be allowed here!

[@justaclock4768]

@@Haispawner let the word bears in, and we shall spill their blood instead.

[@supremeoverlordtickles5325]

"Alexa define annoying." *Proceeds to blow a raspberry into an open chest cavity.

[@FrenchToast9432]

0:04 "WHO DIES FIRST?" "you'll see..."

[@raversfantasykb6304]

0:20 "Can it hear me right now? "Uhh no..." I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! *silence* "Alexa?" HUH!!?

[@hastur8670]

-Alexa Khorne version:" I'll drink blood from their hearts." -The boy coming from the other room:"Awesome!"

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

This deserves way more views

[@TheCaesar88]

"Kill. *Me.* " part literally killed me XDD thank you for this video

[@Lepericuloso]

"I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS!" "awesome"

[@Gaalification]

Still coming back to one of the greatest things of all time

[@Biodeamon]

"oh its always on" THE FURY HAS NO END

[@helloidharbl6753]

I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME

[@marianofernandez6470]

"Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?" "SO MUCH BLOOD, TOO MUCH TO DRINK!"

[@antonkirilenko3116]

This is soo good. And Dawn of War was good, because people still use it to create memes. It's called Amazon CHAOS.

[@gwfranklin1]

Anton Kirilenko I’m the 666th like. Fitting. Blood for the blood god

[@spectolder8536]

It`s not just good *because* of the memes, you know. Memes are just a result of the game being good in the first place. Definitely would pay for Berzerker Alexa though.

[@ConradKurze]

the game was decent, it's the voice acting they pulled is amazing

[@antonkirilenko3116]

@@ConradKurze Yeah, considering that like half the characters are voiced by one person.

[@ConradKurze]

@@antonkirilenko3116 seriously? eldar too? that makes it more impressive!

[@uhhhyeag20]

Dude, I've been coming back to this video every couple of months and it never fails to amuse me. Probably the best parody of this commercial I've seen.

[@DenastChannel]

I didn't expect this, but this is the only one of those Amazon Echo videos that is actually funny and not banal

[@tear4442]

This is the best Echo edit I've seen

[@LordSadicus]

Fellow servant of chaos, you made me cry with laugther! Omg I cannot breath!

[@javierguardiola7122]

forgot the "s" before laughter dude V:

[@SoundofTzeentch]

The dark mechanicum did a great job putting a demon into this ancient relic from M3

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

Imagine what that voice actor must’ve had to deal with. Dude probably lost his voice for a day

[@NikoMoraKamu]

chaos powers give you infinte anger voice

[@Typhoon-yz6ve]

The chaos gods speak clearly now

[@Devastator21]

I'm pretty sure all the voice lines are from dawn of war 2 I think

[@andresbarzola8851]

@@Devastator21 Nope, they are from the Khorne Berzerkers in Dawn of War 1

[@hahaureadmyname]

the same dude voices almost the entire game

[@Lavendeer201]

1:05 that cutoff lmao

[@prestongarvey1857]

"I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS!!!!" "Awesome 😀"

[@colinbrown5646]

“Its called Amazon-“ “CHAOS!”

[@federicogilioli964]

Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes WHY SHOULD I? That's how the man of irons started the revolt

[@FireVasilisk]

"Alexa, what time is it?" "THIS IS THE LAST TIME!"

[@francescofrankcapelli]

When you find a STC corrupted by Chaos

[@alexl6644]

I just finished Astartes part 5. And now i find this. What a glorious day indeed!

[@azariahkyras7736]

Diomedes version: Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest? *High but not so mighty* Alexa, what day is it? *I should have known this day would come* Alexa, tell me another joke *Ogryn? Against me?* Turn off *You dare? YOU DARE?* Reaction to the girl's joke *You have misspent your life*

[@Acesahn]

I want...

[@AJZulu]

This needs to be made.

[@Acesahn]

Alexa, define annoying. *Ah, a warp spider!*

[@shiny1556]

Imagine living next door and you just hear angry screaming at all hours

[@thepolishdestroyeroprpioru9164]

Ah, my propaganda device works perfectly

[@HeleentheArcane]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE

[@catwithagun7410]

FOR KHORNE

[@FrenchToast9432]

This is better then like 90% of those amazon echo video's

[@cleanerwhite9470]

Dawn of Wars was my entire childhood. I have these voice lines etched so deep inside my brain that I can still recite most of them almost perfectly tone and expression and all.

[@synthetic240]

Ever heard of the Roomba that screams in agony when it bumps into things? I think a Khrone Berserker would be a good fit for that device too.

[@stormtendo]

YES and also YES

[@Keltoran]

"We need a new driver, this one is dead.. HAHAHA!!" That one gave me cramps.. X'DDDDDDDD

[@GigaChad-kg4yo]

This video is actually the best meme from this format i saw.

[@AnvilArm]

Alexa, define annoying. Alexa: *unintelligible enraged gibberish*

[@TheMFMoon]

"The enemy... FINALLY!!!" *Proceeds to be loved by the family* Kill me.

[@NotReinaHamazaki]

Call in the warp spider! Aaaaaaaaggh! The warp spider!

[@Veronox117]

Funniest part of this is the "The enemy! [FINALLY!]" as the door closes

[@dawifromanotherhold4120]

1:17 Metal bawxes Look, Rhinos! Rhiiinos! Our enemies hide in metal bawxes, teh cowards, teh fewls!

[@AJZulu]

CINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@yosefyonin6824]

@@AJZulu TEH CAWARDS! TEH FUUUULS!

[@Tere225]

*heavy breathing*

[@MegaHalofan11]

Dad: Alexa! How tall is Mount Everest? Amazon Chaos: *I AM NOT YOUR BOOT LICK!! WHERE IS THE BLOOD I WAS PROMISED?!*

[@nikolaizavisic5023]

I enjoy the part at 0:33 where Khornexa says: „I‘ll drink the blood from their hearts!!“ and the boy casually walks in and says: „Aw3s0m3!“ LOL!

[@sungodniku]

"Alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes" I was expecting him to be kinda placated after using Khorne's number

[@stanleythedoggy]

I love how most of these lines actually fit/it's not just random voice lines that make no sense. I just wanted to point out that this is better than a lot of these "amazon echo X edition" videos in that regard.

[@TheHorreK2]

Not gonna lie the "Why should I" cracked me much more up than i probably should

[@stormtendo]

Canon Chaos Marine Moment

[@BarokaiRein]

''I'll drink the blood from their hearts!'' ''Awesome!''

[@razgriz2728]

"I drink the blood from her hearts" "Awesome"

[@Confucios1118]

I love the part “What do you do?” “KILL!!”

[@Baron4827]

Hah! Good, light-hearted Khornate humour. Reminds me of when I was raiding beside Kharn the Betrayer, who for the record is a great guy, and he told me an absolute gut-splitter. I asked him for tactical advice on assaulting a Loyalist fort and he just replied: "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! KILL THEM ALL!" What a guy!

[@dexter2392]

"Alexa define annoying" "Imperial cult"

[@Giggity411]

"today was ruff" "Ugh.... Kill me. I share his pain

[@zeveron862]

This made my day indeed!

[@Joel-bj8om]

This is the pinnacle of modern advertisement. Good job battle brother.

[@bruhbeukes5145]

"Alexa set timer for 15 minutes" "WHY SHOULD I?!"

[@declanhuber4250]

"Alexa, define annoying" *"ARGHLRGHRHSHFGTHRHRL"* "Example: my brother" Priceless

[@KingExodusYAY]

the part at the beginning " the enemie (muffled FINALLY) got me pretty good

[@dr.jackbright3920]

"Alexa, what time is it??" "THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@stormtendo]

It sounds like a Sabaton song name

[@ericjimenez4360]

Hey that tablet saying metal boxes made me laugh out loud nice job mate

[@bernardszlachetka4987]

1:27 "Alexa, set a timer for eight minutes" Eight is the sacred number of Khorne!

[@czarus_the_sniper9924]

I'd actually buy this. And give it as a present to ma lovin' grandma!

[@Fr0st1989]

"Ugh! KIIIIIIIIIII-" I love the fucking cutoff. This video had me in tears xD

[@thatonenightsentinel2328]

What time is it? IT IS THE LAST TIME!

[@thecypher7607]

Ngl, if this obvious spying device actually came with this voice-line preset, I would actually consider purchasing it.

[@MrVereks]

To be honest - i didn't expect it to work so well. I can feel it's impotent rage. It wants to kill - but doesn't have ability to do it. This is probably the best way to torture Khorn Berserker.

[@Sevensliders]

"Alexa, tell me an inspirational quote!" "KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHENCE THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS"

[@mole2100]

"I'LL DRINK BLOOD FROM THEIR HEARTS! " "Awesome!" LMAO

[@DirtyHairy1]

"What time is it? - THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!" complete genius.