Primarch Shenanigans (Warhammer 40K Parody)

Let the Algorithm burn! Let the Demonetization Bleed!
Don't forget to like and Subscribe!
All production music by www.epidemicsound.com

[@ChapterMasterValrak]

Amazing!

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

10/10 content

[@daviddickson412]

Got Rogal dorn spot on

[@helsingS_]

@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind sir permission to go back in time and warn you of hours

[@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind]

@@helsingS_ don't worry my child all is going as planned. Your time will come.

[@helsingS_]

@@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind and what would that be

[@kingbrit4583]

I love how even the nerdiest of primarchs, Magnus-the-totally-innocent, is still ripped to the point of absurdity.

[@d4rk5t4r2]

I mean Magnus can shapeshift, right? He can essentially appear anyway he wants

[@S3verusMyG]

Magnus-the-kind-of-innocent*

[@kingbrit4583]

@@S3verusMyG magnus-is-a-dick-but-he-aint-guilty

[@oddtomato1049]

@@S3verusMyG -but-not-really*

[@89warden]

I blame Erebus.

[@cpom5075]

The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman like children kills me.

[@namelessking4146]

His face says it all.

[@bvdemier1]

"Yes, I believe that Roboute Guilliman uses a stylus."says Kor Phaeron. "He writes; A lot of words , as I have been told"

[@MizantropMan]

Size matches.

[@lewisluna8641]

That was the best one lol got me laughing that one did. Their glee is palpable even through power armor

[@unluckyone1655]

That one had me dead

[@LAV-III]

The part where guilliman was sighting his own sons book was actually pretty adorable

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

He needs to reorganize the imperium and his sons all want his autograph

[@amandag.6186]

@@Nostroman_Praetor only his thousand sons, Wait...

[@carissamace]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY

[@LAV-III]

@@carissamace .... at least it wasn’t a rick roll

[@stearrow_3245]

The baby smurfs looked so happy.

[@newflesh666]

You know I never thought of Alpharius & Omegon as just two half sized primarchs in a trench coat before but I don't think I'll be able to ever picture them in any other way now.

[@Aden_III]

They’re twins my guy

[@Aden_III]

@Egg T They share a soul. Twins have historically been counted as the same entity in two forms.

[@100KGNatty]

And here I'm wondering whether who was the legs and who was the head that got decapitated.

[@Junglehunter677]

This is a lie. The real Alpharius is hidden with a tactical squad in the back of the map not leaving an objective.

[@Gasmask_R3X]

​@@Junglehunter677NEVER REVEAL HIM NO MATTER WHAT.

[@TheHorreK2]

Honestly, Lorgar having a full body Pillow of the Emperor wouldnt even surprise me

[@chaos9731]

It's so in character. Then the Emperor comes and slaps him on the back of the head, burning the body pillow.

[@toothpasteman3400]

*is everyone oblivious thats CHAOS of course they woulld want the emperor to slap his primarchs*

[@joshuagraham5750]

Tonya Patrick *Loads Bolter* Yes Grand Inquisitor, this comment is heresy. *PURGE*

[@carissamace]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXLRaJWXh8ebrpY

[@toothpasteman3400]

@@carissamace yes we all know that

[@Wanys123]

Vulkan - makes a peace symbol... Then proceeds to beat Eldar children to death with it.

[@snowy_sphinx]

Yeah exept for that's not a peace symbol, its the Mercedes-Benz logo 🤦‍♂️ Major fail on the animators part

[@Grandstoryseeker]

@@snowy_sphinx does that mean that Vulkan plan on crushing the eldar children with a land speeder

[@PumpkinHoard]

I was half expecting him to use it as a brand on some knife eared bastard.

[@snowy_sphinx]

@@Grandstoryseeker nope, just means that most people still can't tell the difference between an international Nuclear Disarmament symbol and a car logo

[@IsAcRafT]

Well in his defense he and his Legion were doing a campaign along with Conrad Curze and the Night Lords one of the most merciless and sadistic Legions at the time so it Vulcan rather give them a pious death rather than suffering a way more painful death in the hands of the Night Lords.

[@cant-kb8lm]

Fun fact: Corvus Corax is literally the scientific name of the Common Raven

[@florians9949]

Another fun fact: he got an ability that prevents people from actually understanding he’s standing right beside them.

[@blacktemplar1139]

Blood ravens :0

[@henriquemontalvao8492]

Ferrus manus literally means iron hands in latin

[@brianjohnson5272]

Nevermore

[@thewolfbloodwarrior8788]

Fun fact: GW is sometimes very elaborate with their naming schemes and sometimes just simple

[@NoelistAvenger]

Regular Space Marine battlecry : "FOR THE EMPEROR !!!" Space Wolves battlecry : "I WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES AND PISS ON YOUR FLOOR !!!"

[@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715]

Blood angels: RIP AND EAT!

[@Outside85]

'Daniel! I told you not to let the Space Wolves in the house!'

[@AMPMASTER10]

@@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715 more the Flesh Tearerers

[@kalebb1226]

@@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715 it's not a secret if you tell people

[@a1z158]

@@kalebb1226 it is when no one believes you

[@BH_test]

In the opening we see Horus: The Loyal One

[@voidstrider801]

What Horus would have done if he was a wiser man. Remember people, say no to heresy.

[@TealWolf26]

🤣

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

@@voidstrider801 Indeed Lord Inquisitor. Heresy - Not even once.

[@granite8236]

ironic

[@cgi2002]

Sad truth is, there was a prediction that was made before the Hersey. If Horus had won, within 200 years the Imperium would have united against chaos, defeated their forces, sealed the eye of terror, likely made peace with the Eldar, and welcomed a new golden age. All because Horus would ha e felt guilty. Remember he wasn't possessed by demons like many of the other fallen Primarchs, just slightly corrupted. That prediction is why the Aplha legion joined the traitors, they were so loyal to the Imperium, that they realised the only way to save it, was first to destroy it. Now though, who knows were their loyalties lie, they could be good, evil or just playing the universes longest game of tag for all we know. That and it's entirely possible no one in the legion knows who is actually in charge, they are after all, all Alpharius.

[@luckiller019]

>Alpharius Omegon were just two midgets in one armor I want to believe

[@vegasanders7788]

I can believe since they're supposed to be the around the same height as a regular astartes.

[@TheGreatThicc]

@@vegasanders7788 same height as a large astartes maybe, but a regular one? They might have been the midgets of the group but they were still big.

[@lewisluna8641]

I was really hoping that would be the case

[@lewisluna8641]

@@TheGreatThicc Alpha Legionnaires are bigger than other astartes and their primarchs are smaller than other primarchs. They are close in height to their astartes this is by the Emperor's design the perfect camouflage legion.

[@Zekrom249]

I mean they are the shortest of the primarchs. But I wouldn't believe they were THAT short!

[@eightball6219]

Here's a Shenninagan: Roboute: Wanna see something funny Lorgar? Lorgar: Sure *Monarchia burns* Lorgar: Pretty funny bro. Hey watch this. *Calth burns*

[@PuppetierMaster]

Tyranids: [throws hive at Macragge] Roboutte: *Shocked Pikachu Face*

[@comteraffayn8351]

Russ : You see Prospero ? Magnus : No Russ : Indeed

[@BeatmasterAC]

Cadian Shock Troopers: "Want to see what of our Planet is left?" Deathkorps of Krieg: * gas mask noises *

[@alexsmith4212]

Top 10 pranks gone violent!

[@funkmantim2661]

Continuing Original Shenanigan: Vulkan: BROTHAS! WATCH THIS! *Vulkan suddenly bursts into flames*

[@Synthonym]

2:20: 1284 tomes later and Magnus still can't find that cookie recipe he saw once

[@deadweightnero]

1284 tomes later and magnus still can’t find who asked (not about you btw)

[@weldonwin]

Because Leman Russ burnt it out of spite

[@ryotanada]

Probably unrelated, but... LOOKATTHISCOOKIEIFOUND! :D

[@drekbleh7081]

"What is with your manners? Were you raised by wolves or something?" Leman Russ: " *YES* "

[@Watcher-in-the-Dark]

No excuse Lion El Jonson started his childhood in the woods of a Death World with massive Chimera like Chaos Beasts roaming them. Even he has better people skills than Leman Russ XD.

[@JohnJohnson-jk8hw]

HAVE YE NO WULVES!

[@ErickGarcia-le8pt]

You need to spend more time being raised by wolves because wolves are STRONK

[@Hecubart]

funny thing is, the Horus Heresy books clearly states, that his wolfbehavior is completly fake :D

[@drekbleh7081]

@@Hecubart lionel:" Stop acting retarded" Leman: " After you stop acting autistic. Wait you're not acting are you?" " >:[ " " :D "

[@BonePapi]

This feels like the result of watching too much Majorkill and Text To Speech

[@jensgroen7332]

"And as we all know, angron should have been aborted" gets me every time

[@Wanys123]

So it's pretty much canon...as aussie hentai boi and bruva the remembrancer are pretty much the lore creators of the Memehammer 40k.

[@memesterjohnson1402]

@@Wanys123 true

[@kevski3770]

In a nutshell 😅😂

[@imperialfist2304]

Jens Groen He should’ve been, but Erebus should’ve been double aborted

[@MizantropMan]

Video: "Sanguinius; The Perfect One." Me: "You better do my precious angel justice, or else... Video: "0:43" Me: *eyes turn into hearts" "He is... so majestic..."

[@Taistelukalkkuna]

Our Glorious Hawkboy.

[@unnamed1613]

I expected horus rushing in with his sword.

[@imperialfist2304]

I’m not a blood angel because of the whole Black Rage thing but! I sure wouldn’t turn down Sanguinius.

[@Equinox2149]

@@imperialfist2304 Yeah they have a few drawbacks including the "Red Thrist" but they are a pretty powerful legion.

[@Petforces]

Hmmm Perfect.... Perfection lies in the hands of Fulgrim!

[@Fourtytwo4242]

0:00-0:16 and so the Horus Heresy never happened and everyone lived happily ever after the end *Emperor closes book*

[@jadak100]

But..

[@Startbreak12]

@@jadak100 But? BUT?! *BUUUT* ?!?! You *HERETIC* !

[@onomatopoeia3462]

like that'd ever happen

[@Slith3rdLegion]

Tzeencht: Hah! As if that will ever happen . _Kicks out Magnus the Red’s left eye_ (Somebody once told me~ )

[@jeffthemercenary]

40k universe basically dont exist anymore

[@Eantas911]

it would have been hilarious if the emperor just walked up and slapped Lorgar on the head from the back.

[@noaccount4]

Lorgar immediately swaps the Emperor pillow for four chaos cushions

[@luckiller019]

I mean, most of theme could be more expend to shove the stereotypical portrait of primarchs >books red by Magnus are shaping mark of Tzeentch instead of pyramid >Ferrus Manus head falls of at the end but he is still lifting >Sanguinius smiles and shows vampire fangs than akwardly hides them >Fulgrims hide his mirror and pulls Blade of the Laer (shaped in slaanesh shape) etc.

[@putrefiedprim]

I like ya cut g

[@LAV-III]

Giant Rat damn he praying to me. I like ya cut g (powerclaw to the head)

[@aendranireho6038]

@@luckiller019 slaneesh shape = slaneesh sign ? Or dildo shaped ?

[@bladeguardkraken9741]

Magnus is the prime example of “the test is tomorrow” with that pile of books

[@TheWarmachine375]

Except he can ace all the exams easy as pie

[@RuneMasterKnight]

NERRRD!!!! no wonder he was bullied by his brothers. who needs books when you can JACK UP on cybernetics? FLESH IS WEAK! WEEEAK! i say.

[@TheWarmachine375]

@@RuneMasterKnight Dont get a-head of yourself. Ferrus learned the hard way. Ferrus never approved his Iron Hands to squandering their strength granted by genseed implantation and intended to stop their attitude. Shame Fulgrim killed him before that happened

[@imperialfist2304]

*NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDD*

[@palmeraviles7250]

RuneMasterKnight who needs cybernetics when your dong actually work? Enjoy that erectile dysfunction space marine.

[@loganb7059]

The fact that Alpharius and Omegon are standing on top of each other in a trench coat killed me.

[@VA_Nightshade]

It wither inplies they the primarch equivilent of dwarves, or that is really big trench coat.

[@pyropsycho1977]

The way the Ultramarines run up to Guilliman is similar to how a little kid would run up to Stan Lee asking him to autograph their favorite Spider-Man comic.

[@lowbridge4080]

The lost primarchs be like: Open the door, guys. Dad says we can play with you!

[@DeathSithe92]

Sorry steps sons but you gotta come home, its late and past your bed times.

[@TheWarmachine375]

You don't exist Malal. Go back to The Retconnian

[@joshuamayne6711]

!!!!HERESY DETECTED!!!! GET THE FLAMER!!!!!

[@johnwotek3816]

@@joshuamayne6711 FIX BAYONET!

[@kyodarkness9243]

Emperor of mankind: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THEM!

[@nicko0904]

I'm so glad you captured Robu's constant state of "I don't want to be here anymore"

[@frostyfoster7267]

Well I mean when you've been brought back from the dead in the 40k universe you wouldn't want to be here anymore either

[@connormclernon26]

@@frostyfoster7267 I think he would have preferred it if Kitten turned off his life support compared to what happened in canon

[@richardtaillon1616]

Vulkan: "Let us light the forge. Bring in the eldar children."

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

I don't say that. Makes me sound creepy

[@richardtaillon1616]

@@wesleybradshaw2609 You're not creepy, my Lord. Just like your brother The Lion and his sons never wore black armour >.>

[@Master-Bait]

wait did vulkan use that peace sign as a branding tool

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

Vulkan after beating Eldari with the symbol: "It will keel."

[@austinbutcher8106]

Not drukari...they enjoy pain

[@blackmonish]

I love how Lorgar's shrine to the emporer is a freaking body pillow. Senpai turned him down HARD.

[@Outside85]

'Son... I do not mind your dedication to our cause... but we need to have a word about the body pillow you have of me.'

[@teggy1734]

"the worst he could say is no"

[@ernestolorenzobornales188]

Using the sound of rotaries to represent the sound of Jaghatai Khan's bike. Is impressive.

[@toasteroftheomnissiah1372]

comeon now i cant unhear that

[@pierceprzybyla1275]

Ahhh I see you to are a man of culture...and are now constantly broke

[@CrazyDutchguys]

That's not what a rotary sounds like my friend. That's a clear v8

[@sumotacular3681]

"Jaghatai Khan likes to go fast." -Rogal Dorn

[@coolguy10060]

My dude that was not even remotly a rotary

[@planetkc]

You seem to be missing 2 [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN PURGED]

[@mordechaimandel8118]

What happened to the missing primarchs?

[@montyclown223]

@@mordechaimandel8118 YOU! *SHHHHH*

[@silvertrimhill9844]

Mordechai Mandel Provide us with your whereabouts and we shall mail them to you The Inquisition XX

[@planetkc]

@@mordechaimandel8118 You've lured them here! Quick! Run!

[@cactusmann5542]

@@mordechaimandel8118 Malcador, probably.

[@korien8976]

I think the Khan would actually enjoy this. He and Sanguinius seem like the only two Primarchs who can laugh at themselves.

[@Uniformtree000]

Also probably Roberto, he desperately needs needs some humor.

[@requiem762]

3:30 - "Shhhh. Be vewy vewy qwiet. I'm hunting Worgar."

[@gellerthorvath4721]

AT LONG LAST THE SAINT IS BACK, ALL HAIL THE SAINT

[@jessicamanns240]

BERN IN HOLY FIRE HERUTIC

[@themachinegodomnissiah2146]

Yes

[@privatedino3239]

What

[@bipple4588]

@@jessicamanns240 saints are literally a thing in the Imperium though?

[@Conejoazul2018]

Primarchs According To The Fandom.

[@shanerose3966]

I mean I'm pretty sure angrons was a very faithful rendition lore wise

[@Matihood1]

That still doesn't explain Lion's armor being green as opposed to black.

[@zenoblues7787]

@@Matihood1 Most people don't pay attention or have not read Horus Heresy and so don't know the Heresy Era Dark Angels wore black armor and only wore green after the Heresy

[@Greatkingrat88]

Pretty accurate to the GW baseline of their characters, actually.

[@sonofjack6286]

It's true though.

[@wherebethecrack]

3:05 Codex Astartes names that maneuver Steel Rain.

[@marcin9732]

Brother i am pinned here!

[@KamikazeMedias]

Inquisition verified the video. Heresy percent in this one: 10%. Safe level.

[@fryzeec9054]

10% heresy is safe to you... BURN THE HERETIC.

[@KamikazeMedias]

@@fryzeec9054 im an Inquisitor from another sector.

[@krzysztofratajski9218]

10% is equal to "In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world"

[@KamikazeMedias]

@@krzysztofratajski9218 No no no my friend.... You are so kurwa wrong... 10% is safe.. 0.0001% more and its exterminatus.. We have standards in this sector.

[@phucphangiatoan4873]

You know... They're just running around shooting each other down there... Better lay the Exterminatus... *ALRIGHT, FIRE*

[@Dillpickle1997]

Just hope Manus doesn't lose his head from all those weights

[@meatballgirl3179]

Someone should really tell him to keep his head in the game

[@TealWolf26]

No brains, no gains.

[@bensagnella757]

Why do you hurt me

[@MizantropMan]

I am currently reading a book where Mortarion offers to help Ferrus with something. He replies "I don't need help! No one can help me!" Fucking subtle.

[@saudade7842]

Too soon...

[@0Warpsmith]

1:20 Kitten: DORN what you doing? Dorn: i fortyfiset your positions. Kitten: WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY???!!!

[@LAV-III]

Dorn: “Because the best offence is a good defence”

[@0Warpsmith]

@@LAV-III Ohhhh holy TERRA!!! JOJO CUSTODES HERE!!!!

[@zb33zzn32gv]

@@0Warpsmith Hmmmm hello little kitten, having trouble with your date ??

[@0Warpsmith]

@@zb33zzn32gv This will be the first and last time I will say this, BUT I'M GLAD YOU ARE HERE !!!

[@BeatmasterAC]

Dorn: "I am the best fortfier in the Galaxy." Big E: "Damn it Rogal, stop fortifying everything."

[@miep3934]

I was half expecting Corvus to say "I'm hunting hewetics"

[@marrvynswillames4975]

Guilliman can read and absorve the contents of books in seconds, so i only wonder how many books magnus have read in 10 thousand years

[@Outside85]

He's a nightmare to play Trivia Pursuit with.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Probably enough to fill Apocrypha from Skyrim twice over

[@bvdemier1]

"Lion el'Jonson, our beloved primarch grumpy?" Shurly thou jests. He always listens to what we say" -Nemiel

[@Watcher-in-the-Dark]

OOF to soon.

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

dont loose your head over the jest nemiel

[@halohalo505]

Vulkan is nice as long as you don't stand between him and any Eldar in the vicinity.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

It doesnt matter where they stand while the world is on fire.

[@guardsmenedwin6213]

Primarch Vulkan, what would you do to Guilliman’s new eldar girlfriend if you were to come back to the modern imperium. Ps. Big fan, heard you give hugs so great they would leave me in a wheelchair.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

@@guardsmenedwin6213 If my brother Guilliman is happy then she has my blessing to remain as long as she stays loyal to the Emperium and does not try to corrupt my brother. I would hate to extinguish the flame that warms my brother's heart.

[@patcatzgames9792]

@@wesleybradshaw2609 Sorry if I sound heretic, but at least your brother didnt fall in love with a frikin Dark Eldar! Like to be honest, all eldars are rlly shitty, but WTF! The Dark Eldar are the WORSE!

[@yousrieasanday3344]

@@patcatzgames9792 cheers i'll drink to that bro

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

Why is it weirdly wholesome seeing those ultramarines line up for a sign for their codex astartes?

[@joe.black-mortem.angelos]

Sanguinius: the purest one* Fulgrim: the perfect one* Konrad Curze: the creepy one* Alpharius Omegon: the deceiving one*

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

"The deceiving ones" >Alpharius and Omegon have two Necron Spears Are we SURE the Alpha Legion is not entitled to The Deceiver and just fake being Chaos??

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

Of course Lorgar has a body pillow of the Emperor.

[@synergy8879]

and it’s standing up

[@Ragnarra]

He made it himself.

[@justinm20]

2:52 The Emperor At Monarchia: "Hey, you can't do that."

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

Sends Guilliman to set the pillow on fire

[@generalkenobi5173]

@@ProjectEkerTest33 guilli asks why me Dad why me?

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

@@generalkenobi5173 Emperor: Because you're a bit of a wimp when it comes to detroying civilisations. Time to toughen you up

[@jeffthemercenary]

Of course he had a body pillow the emperor of course

[@lolbots686]

@@ProjectEkerTest33 later after fire dies Guilaman:....WELL. that escalated. Uh...hey lorgar? We good? I did not mean this to happen Lorgar:.... ... yeah im ok. Gman:ok would it help if me and magnus talked with you? Lorgar:nono im fine. Calth Gman:....i hate myself.

[@LeviathanSpeaks1469]

We need a sequel where the Emperor interacts with each of his sons 💀

[@ashraffhashrin4196]

Rogal finish construction Perturabo launched a missle destroying It. Rogal: So u have chosen death. Black Templars:GOGOGOGO! Roboute:Reads codex: It says here brother ur a heretic. Perturabo: Destriys codex: Not anymore... Nearby Smurfs: Gasps >:-O

[@mdruffel]

All inquisitors in a 1000000000000000 meter radius: YOU HERATIC

[@rogeripsen8901]

Cracked me up

[@deamonmindgaming2054]

Vulkan didn't hug everyone in this but he lives *stomp stomp stomp*

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

I will not hug you Deamon spawn... But i will appreciate your thought of me from a distance!

[@lianaeliado]

@@wesleybradshaw2609 VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

[@jadak100]

@@lianaeliado corvus corax from afar: DAMNIT!

[@weldonwin]

VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

[@asmodai6873]

VULKAN LIVES! STOMP STOMP

[@2Eze4me]

I loled so hard at magnus, and remembered his other shenanigans at tts

[@yeenbaby2891]

Hehehehehehehahhahahahahaha ok time to yeet you in the warp for knowing what my primarch's shenanigens are *opens up warp and readies to yeet you out* don't worry there is another warp rift going to open just follow the narrow path or you would be molseted by fourteen gay daemon werewolves and you would be warped into a moon in the periphery sector

[@Lebjs_]

Alpharius and Omegon being to kids in a trenchcoat is so lore accurate and hilarious on so many levels.

[@tacoblude8208]

1:22 that is adorable. Look how proud he is. Almost as cute as a imperial fist centurion.

[@hearthatbird]

It's aDORNable

[@annhentaiuser6658]

Perturabo: No

[@BLUEWOLFJAPAN]

Man Roboute looks like he really doesn't want to be there.

[@CyberDagger003]

There are administrative tasks to be done, and he's wasting his time there signing books.

[@Zaranell]

Accurate for a lot of what he has to do these days in current lore. Dude does not like organized religion but has to put up with a galaxy-spanning megachurch of people calling him the child of God Himself, and he can't argue with them too much without potentially starting a civil war.

[@generalkenobi5173]

@@Zaranell well he doesn't like religion due to his father specifically saying he doesn't wanna be worshiped as a god. What tf do people go ahead and do? Worship him as a god.

[@Zekrom249]

@@generalkenobi5173 Surprised he hasn't punched everyone in the face in his father's sted for that.

[@generalkenobi5173]

@@Zekrom249 he can't unless he wants half of the imperium to split due to how much power the imperium's church holds and the inquistion. Only person who can do anything about this is Big E but he is too busy fighting for his life.

[@aronnootebos805]

What about [REDACTED] ? And you also missed [REDACTED].

[@aphato2770]

No the second one is [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@Tillal8]

[DATA EXPUNGED]

[@Decrepit_biker]

The Inquisition would like to join the chat

[@Ajehy]

I think you really mean- *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!*

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

GUYS YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP NOW BEFORE THEY LAU... *INCOMING CYOCLONIC TORPEDO*

[@venus1333]

0:09 and all the Imperium's problems were solved.

[@Gamerguy826]

The Orks, Tyranids, Eldar and pretty much everyone else: hello there

[@tellurius4951]

@@Gamerguy826 they can send Bobby G to deal with the Eldar, at least with one of them

[@leandrocastello309]

​@@tellurius4951Let's send Robute Guillermo agains the women and Vulkan for the children. Fulgrim can see how he takes care of the boys...

[@belltowersubductions5104]

The Alpharius/Omegon bit is canon and no-one can change my mind.

[@macrussell78]

Vulkan. The BFF everyone should strive to be.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

*Bone breaking hugs for everyone*

[@Startbreak12]

@@wesleybradshaw2609 VULKAN LIVES!!! *Stomp* *Stomp*

[@Irmarinen]

I would like to pet this creature!

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@Irmarinen Don't do.that.

[@trainboy1739]

It would be a single boob on its noggin

[@adamflyshotmail]

2:06 that is cannon how magnus reads books

[@jeangale6914]

What a unique and messed up family.

[@unnamed1613]

Until Horus daddy-issues kicked in.

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

1:25 I'm fortifiying this tower

[@Lugia_Blizz]

And I shall call this tower... Tower.

[@TovarishRopgik]

Y E S

[@TealWolf26]

@@Lugia_Blizz That is an appropriate name brother. It is helpful that the name of the building also describes its function.

[@Prich319]

Even *I* don't know how to get inside this one!

[@TealWolf26]

@@Prich319 I bet it is very strong.

[@E.K939]

I mean what do you get when one of your son's is the Literal god of siege warfare and the other is the God of building fortress. They'r bound to be rival's.

[@Outside85]

The odd thing is that they were supposedly equally good both on the attack and on the defence when it came to sieges, Dorn just had better principles he stuck to while Perturabo was more 'win at any cost'.

[@Procket12]

Perturbato wanted to build like Rogal did.but Dad Emperor wouldn't let him.

[@patcatzgames9792]

3:50 PREPARE TO BE SCARED MY BROTHERS!

[@lamiafamily]

Conrad Kurze is like John Cramer from Saw, brutal and crazy

[@TheBiscuit501]

*pushes up glasses and snorts. Says in annoying voice* Wouldn’t this be 30k?

[@chipman1589]

And yet when the duel between the dark angels and space wolves was hosted on macrage, gulliman was stiff and johnson just walked up and hugged him and made him drop his helmet. That moment always gets a laugh out of me

[@Watcher-in-the-Dark]

In most cases he has been pretty grumpy though. Surviving in the woods on your own as a baby on a death world can do that to a guy haha. Very limited people skills, he tries to be chill though, he tries so hard.

[@Charlie-de7xu]

Oo, what book is that from? I'd love to read it :)

[@LCliffhanger]

He isn't always grumpy he's usually just serious, I think it would have been more accurate to call him the serious one. Also he has quite a few instances of not being "grumpy" the big with Gilluiliman was just one.

[@joshuakim5240]

Lion ElJohnson is pretty much that one dude who looks perpetually pissed off, but that's just how his face looks and he's actually a pretty nice guy that's just super awkward at doing things.

[@Watcher-in-the-Dark]

@@LCliffhanger Serious is certainly more accurate I can agree there totally.

[@Confucios1118]

I still love the idea that Vulkan was so good at making weapons they had to make him stop because they were all doomsday devices.

[@B_warhamer40k]

3:40 el señor de la noche

[@RS-bw6kk]

Ja. Si se capta el meme.

[@ultrapibe3141]

SOY HOMBRE MITAD ANIMAL

[@vasilijrappana2335]

If I was the Emperor, I’d be proud seeing Magnus at 2:17 - trains and brawn combined in a perfection. It’s a pity that he actually did something wrong.

[@jeffthemercenary]

Yeah and not to mention hes an emperor level psyker

[@Gasmask_R3X]

Magnus was, in my opinion, the closest to a mini-emperor, at least in pure, psychic might.

[@datengineer2174]

IIRC Wasn't his screw up because he was trying to warn the Emperor about Horus? And then Horus told Leman Russ that the Emperor wanted Horus dead and Prospero burned?

[@vasilijrappana2335]

@@datengineer2174 I didn't say he did something wrong intentionally.

[@raffo7611]

1:15 Will he burn another eldar child with that?

[@aphato2770]

Yes

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

No!

[@patcatzgames9792]

@@wesleybradshaw2609 Well sorry but pple tended to think of that so uhm.....

[@toaneo0771]

What about second and eleventh? Emperor/primarchs: we dont talk about them Me: but- Emperor/primarchs: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THEM!!!!

[@Ardias59]

Astartes fighting Astartes, this would be unprecedented

[@toaneo0771]

@@Ardias59 ....what

[@Ardias59]

@@toaneo0771 warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Lost_Primarchs

[@BJRoes]

1:38 Isn’t this a great party, I haven’t seen this much love in the room sense Fulgrim discovered himself

[@swordbrethrenmordred1230]

In the Book "Fulgrim", were he gets corrupted, he literaly starts talking to a painting of himself. To be fair a Daemon used it to interact with him, but still.

[@jensgroen7332]

The emperor's saint has spoiled us with 4 minutes of greatness

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

Primarch Vulkan: The nice one ...not to eldar kids hehehehe

[@lswbrickmaster]

1:53 killed me

[@ViniSocramSaint]

Funny kind of fact: Perturabo is almost the same as portuguese/spanish "perturbado", meaning disturbed.

[@mpcrauzer]

Thats explain a lot

[@imperialfist2304]

I don’t know about the other ones but Rogal is right, though you missed adding razor wire, artillery, trenches, gun lines, bunkers, and others but I’ll let you go on a mulligan

[@javierpatag3609]

Don't forget making it all out of gold, like the Imperial Palace That's why the Emperor made him Praetorian of Terra.

[@sixela2268]

@@javierpatag3609 this is why rogal made it and not perturabo

[@alastor-yw7og]

0:28 dose leman want a bone, who's a good boy, who's a good boy, yes you are

[@thedunk3715]

Vulkan "The Nice One" Literally burned an Eldar child alive, well I mean its the Eldar.

[@Matihood1]

2:38 Objection! Lion wore a BLACK armor, not green!

[@lamiafamily]

The armor of the Dark Angels is a dark green. Look properly

[@Matihood1]

@@lamiafamily The armor of the Dark Angels CHAPTER is dark green. Here we are talking about the Dark Angels during the Great Crusade and the Horus Heresy and back then they all wore black armor. And so did the Lion himself. They only painted one of their shoulderpads green after the discovery of the Lion to remind them "of the battles fought to tame Caliban under the leadership of the Lion.". You look properly instead. If Lion ever wakes up in the current timeline (which will happen eventually, with how GW has been teasing it), I wouldn't be surprised if he got very confused by his Angels wearing dark green now.

[@jeffthemercenary]

@@Matihood1 he will be more confused when he saw their equipments are Green too

[@toasteroftheomnissiah1372]

with the 2 other animations its the holy trinity yay

[@freeze2859]

Now I want an emporer of mankind body pillow

[@DoctorDJJones]

Wouldn't even be a body pillow, if it's primarch sized it'd be as tall as your house

[@freeze2859]

@@DoctorDJJones Even better

[@fearonpenneth]

What you didn't get your standard issued body pillow of the Emperor?

[@darksageasura5805]

I haven't seen this much love in a room since Fulgrim discovered himself.

[@KrimzonFlygon1]

3:58 I knew it: Abaddon is actually Alpharius!

[@M22-locust01]

NO I AM ALPHARIUS

[@461Dragonman]

Why does Lorgar have a dakimakura of his own father.

[@TealWolf26]

Don't y-......yea. weird. 😶

[@aphato2770]

That you used the word dakimakura makes you a person. I have never heard of a body pillow being called that

[@Startbreak12]

Dude has some severe, & slightly religion based, daddy issues I'd say his backstory is a weird one, but...

[@DTSephiroth]

@@Startbreak12 Lorgar is basically true evil in 40k. #blamelorgar

[@jeffthemercenary]

@@DTSephiroth arent Lorgar who made Horus more evil?

[@connormclernon26]

1:17 Halfway expecting him to brand a Dark Eldar with that

[@LAV-III]

The dark eldar would probably enjoy that

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

So ill Burn their entire bodies

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@LAV-III Probably?

[@LAV-III]

@@ChaplainPhantasm ok it would most definitely enjoy that

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

@@LAV-III There ya go

[@oompalumpus699]

I love your art style and how you deliver humor without relying on dialogue.

[@ConverseCobain]

The one about Leman Russ must have been made by Magnus

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

This was absolutely brilliant. I swear this channel just keeps producing gold

[@emilianovigiola6688]

3:43 EL SEÑOR DE LA NOCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

Guilliman is basically Michael Bluth, the only normal one trying to keep everything together lmao

[@huyngoc40]

3:20 Primach of Death Guard, that why Death Guard always have a bad smell

[@tankop1043]

3:13 Я КАМЕНЩИК РАБОТАЮ 3 ДНЯ БЕЗ ЗАРПЛАТЫ

[@warmike]

*сносит титана* ЗАБЕРИТЕ СВОЙ МЕТАЛЛОЛОМ!

[@EpicNerd]

those little ultramarines getting their codex's signed made the video for me xD

[@aidengaming5999]

0:55 you are weak vulkan, weak

[@MISTERTR-rh9mg]

Shut your not face brain ghost ferrus you not friend

[@basedsneedclave175]

I can’t believe this is illegal now

[@shadowedcypher537]

Horus: Has read Lovecraft.

[@camramaster]

Alpharious Omegon is just two normal guys in a trenchcoat!

[@dungeonsoulsdarkmaster7715]

2:20 the other eye reads books in Warp.

[@sparking023]

After watching a lot of Leutin's lore videos and tapping into the kekkery via Alphabrusa and Bricky/DK, I think I can make my own description list. So, the Primarchs (that I know so far) in ten words or less: Alpharius: Sike! Magnus: Big Red Nerd Jagatai: Gotta Go Fast Rogal: Fortifications and Gold Perturabo: neverending Emo Phase Angron: *I'm angy!* Vulkan: You are now friend! Corvus: You Can't C Me Konrad: *I'm Batman* Fulgrim: "B!tch, I'm fabulous!" Sanguinius: the Goodest of Boy Lion: Trust nobody, not even yourself Lorgar: you dense mfker Horus: Mistakes were made Leeman: WOOF WOOF Gimme Booze! Mortarion: "Me Dic Stank" Ferrus Manus: 22 inch pitons! Guilleman: "I'm here to kick butts and do taxes"

[@lumberluc]

Magnus the Red looks like the kind of guy you want to have a sit down and chat with. Jaghatai Khan is the one you would find at race tracks, all over the galaxy. (Nice Horsepower sound right there) Lorgar... that's too much fan-boy right there. And would someone, PLEASE, give Mortarion a bath.

[@Outside85]

They tried once... the cholera outbreak killed thousands.

[@hydrogenone6866]

_"Its Magnus's Fault"_

[@patricktomblin1998]

Excuse me you happen to have forgotten the word "Not" just after "it's" but before "Magnus's".... Glory to the 15th

[@palmeraviles7250]

You mean it’s the choir boys fault****

[@jadak100]

Emperor: "are you siding with chaos now?"

[@HittingBandy]

Can't wait for the year Alpharius and Omegon to be the main topic of the year, and in warhammer conventions or comicon everyone dresses up as Alpharius/Omegon armor and when the interview dude shows up and ask who they are all cosplaying everyone just goes in sync: "I am Alpharius"

[@MandoDaras]

It would be awesome in deed. It would be perfect if all the Alpharius/Omegon cosplayers were the same height.

[@BladeLigerV]

I always knew Alpharius was two squats in a trenchcoat.

[@cpt.bigbrain5954]

my messed up head cannon says that lorgar had an emperor body pillow. and he kept it after the heresy and he sleeps with it every night.