More Frontier Gibberish In Court

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Flamethrower Karen In Court!
• Flamethrower Karen In ...

[@sandrablosser9888]

When you can’t even answer if your name is correct. The questions may get harder.

[@kristiern2606]

Yes would suffice.

[@reefhog]

If you can’t even say it or spell it.

[@pamelaphelan4144]

I can see that egg frying in that pan as HE speaks‼️🤦🏻‍♀️🤯😂🤪

[@stevefromchicago8277]

Closed captioning for this guy was a heroic effort

[@chad3232132]

Doubt we'll ever have AI developed enough to successfully CC most of what he was trying to say.

[@othertalk3313]

I was thinking the same thing... in some parts it's almost as if the automatic caption system didn't even recognize that another person was talking. And you know what... this guy may outlive all the rest of us when the robots go rogue and use our knowledge against us. We may have just witnessed the next evolution of man... with a mind that's completely impenetrable to machine, as well as speech that's undecipherable by just about everyone and everything. A man with a codename that's so secret even he can't remember it. 😏

[@rustynails8756]

When I was 17 I cussed in front of my Mom. In less than a second my Dad was in my face and let me know in no uncertain terms if I ever spoke in such a manner in his wife's presence I would sincerely regret it. I was sent to my room and grounded for a month after adequately apologizing to Mom. Had to also apologize to Dad for disrespecting his wife. I have a feeling that if I actually put hands on her my body might still be missing. I deserved my punishment and love my parents for teaching me to be respectful.

[@Armyguy91]

When I was around 11, I flipped my sister the bird. I didn't see my mom anywhere. The next thing I knew, I was picking myself up off the ground. That little woman ran 3 houses to put me on the ground. That was 48 yrs ago. And I still remember it as it was yesterday. 🤭🤭🤗🤗

[@jonnysalami692]

@@Armyguy91wow your mom is abusive.

[@Armyguy91]

​@@jonnysalami692No, It's called discipline. If you grew up In the '60's-70's like I did, you probably received the same punishment up to a certain age.

[@cube252002]

My condolences about your abusive subjugated father and entitled mother.

[@cube252002]

@@Armyguy91no, it’s abuse, it’s not magically “discipline” because it was a female committing the abuse. Bet you wonder how Miss Hill found herself in jail and think it’s unfair.

[@thunderswonders1898]

He would be more clear headed if he wasn’t having withdrawal symptoms. He needs a little snort. Lol

[@kristiern2606]

As a nurse I would postpone his intake until he could stand up straight and articulately state his name.

[@paulabenson8675]

He believes his rights were violated, so he doesn’t need an attorney! LOL! No way he can represent himself, he can’t even spell one of his names!

[@isabellflorence4956]

Mr Clark is a mess. He shouldn’t be arraigned until he’s sober.

[@Schlemiel-schlimazel]

Or maybe had a few months of speech therapy

[@magnuskain278]

Can't regrow brain cells

[@Hails27]

He's not drunk he's sov cit moron not drunk here thats obvious he's in jail

[@markbutler408]

Seems like a good candidate for competency hearing

[@Sweetpea1128]

The “Your brain on drugs” comment Mike said! 😂

[@sonjigreen2709]

Damn a Meth smoking Ninja😂😂😂

[@Lariiah]

Tampons can double as butt plugs for bleeding from IBS. Don't shoot the messenger. I'm obviously watching the replay!

[@lauraheffernan4295]

That 18 year old would not be back in my home. Maybe Christmas.

[@tracyt.2534]

Never hit my mom either!! It’s called respect and I knew better.

[@cube252002]

Mom never put me in a position to have to defend myself.

[@hotie2674]

You can't have compassion for your Mama when she's upset, if she slapped you, boo hooo you soft AF. Is not like a Dude in the street challenging your manhood. Stop been such a wuss, walk away you not adding no tough guys point by slapping your Mama no matter the situation. Shameful

[@darcibennett9061]

Judge Maslen is going to put me to sleep 😴 😂

[@edwardranno7119]

I already fell asleep twice

[@valeriesoles2758]

Yes. Idk how anyone can listen to him all day

[@cheapskatepanic]

Thank God this crap wasn't happening during my teenage kitchen utensil beating stage. I turned out well because my mom had a ladle.😂

[@dsn385]

My kids ask me to mount my plastic ladle,when they got older. lol.

[@samclark379]

In my case, it was Dad's belt. I got that quite a bit, but I adjusted quickly.

[@cnow82]

Don’t let someone you don’t know move into your home. Especially when you have a kid! Why do people let complete strangers move in?! If they have been there a while, you have to evict them.

[@rachelceleste2807]

Do not let people move in with you!

[@pamabernathy8728]

Is there felony murder without malice? "Your honor, I was just showing that security guard my weapon. I have no idea how a bullet got into her heart!"

[@gailpatty1786]

He’s stuck like Chuck Ck ck ck ck

[@angelraburn4401]

That is spelled - chtzslqwk 😂😂😂

[@nancyhickory1312]

I raised 2 teens. That woman should never have been arrested

[@jonnysalami692]

Oh yes she should have!

[@eargesplitten9876]

Have you seen Bruce Rivers? Stop self-snitching about your abusive parenting.

[@tomwhite716]

Somebody found the first dude under a rock that is owned by a gnome or a troll. He is methed up. Poor guy.

[@stanhin]

"To uh . . . to uh . . . to uh. . . ." "How may I . . . How may I . . . How may I . . . ."

[@cheapskatepanic]

Happy Saturday everyone. I hope everyone about to be under the "heat dome" has everything they need.❤

[@janine6765]

As the mother of an 18 yr old boy. I am highly suspicious that the kid needed that smack. And she may think it’s worth being there.

[@jonnysalami692]

Yeah abusers like yourself always blame the victim. It’s funny how women justify women hitting children because “they push your buttons” but when a man hit a woman because she trapped him in the corner and was saying the most vile things she could think of to push him over the edge then now magically it’s “there is no excuse for hitting a woman”.

[@cube252002]

Yes, a woman supporting no consequences for abusing a male, big surprise…

[@Vykk_Draygo]

Eh, but smacking your kid to see if they will get angry enough to smack you back isn't really what I would call good parenting. In fact, I would call that BAD parenting. She hit him just to make him angry. I don't know that arresting her is the correct call, but she was certainly still wrong. Ephesians 6:4 Fathers, do not provoke your children to anger, but bring them up in the discipline and instruction of the Lord.

[@janine6765]

@@Vykk_Draygo I agree. And if that’s what she really did that’s a big problem.

[@Delatta1961]

Only Howard Johnson can interpret the authentic frontier gibberish spoken by Gabby Johnson

[@tomwhite716]

You took the words right off my keyboard……

[@tomwhite716]

The mind is a terrible thing……..

[@basketvector7311]

Hey! The sheriff is a 'near!

[@samclark379]

Rurr-rur.

[@bridgetmcarthur155]

LOL. That is what I was thinking also!

[@britchick01]

you had me at frontier gibberish! 😂😂😂. Mel Brooks!

[@dacubsdabears7970]

This guy is like Reverend Jim from the tv show Taxi taking his driving test.

[@lynnedavenport3298]

What.....does....a....yellow....light.....mean?

[@edwardranno7119]

Slow down!

[@barryshuck1746]

@@lynnedavenport3298 Classic skit!

[@pamabernathy8728]

Is there felony murder without malice? "Your honor, I was just showing that security guard my weapon. I have no idea how a bullet got into her heart!"

[@glynncordry5965]

Felony murder is when anyone dies during the commission of a felony. If your accomplice slips on a wet floor and dies falling down stairs while you were committing a burglary....that is a felony murder charge without malice because no physical harm was intended.

[@Blue-zw8er]

No words For the first guy....smh

[@carolriley9392]

That is really messed up! A woman opens up her door to a homeless person and then she gets thrown out of her own house what a croc!

[@anythingforselenas806]

Your taste in music never ceases to amaze me. Truly, you’re straight up blowing my mind with your subtle dropping of bands you like here and there.

[@markriley24]

Mom, would tune me up if required which occasionally happened. I’m 69 years old now, if I would have retaliated I would hate myself and wear sackcloth and ashes every night of the rest of my miserable life.

[@jonnysalami692]

God your abusive mother brainwashed you.

[@barryshuck1746]

"I don't need an attorney because I didn't do anything wrong and my rights were violated when I was arrested." Oh, okay. Release the man then. And isn't a broken neck like near death?

[@VampFaye]

I broken neck doesn't always mean paralysis or death. Just depends on the type of break and where it is.

[@mindygaines8321]

That judge gonna send him straight to sleep.

[@steve3291]

The phrase "It gets worse" is very apt in this case.

[@eileennovak1656]

Absolutely agree with your commentary about the lady slapping her 18-year-old brat. He had it coming.

[@sewtoo5327]

The DV laws now are so strict that the police have to take someone to jail. That’s likely what happened with the mother and son.

[@jonnysalami692]

Well the mother committed assault and battery so that doesn’t sound so strict.

[@cube252002]

No, the mother committed a crime she felt entitled to commit without consequence because gender.

[@piva1358]

So, you feed them, keep a roof over their heads, cable, Wi-Fi and utilities, buy clothes, let them use your car; but you cannot spank them???? That is crazy 🤪

[@Virtzus]

@@piva1358 Amazing how they're not your property and regular laws apply, huh?

[@cube252002]

@@piva1358 she didn’t “spank” him, she physically assaulted him…

[@Hails27]

This thing with 18 is ridiculous

[@nancyhickory1312]

No one is shocked about the meth

[@Castedlots]

Mike, you have educated us that "fighting words" is an actual charge.

[@SusanOByrnes-yo5ft]

Lived through 5 teenagers and was never hit. That takes things to a whole new level. 😢 I feel for the Mother

[@rudebarista]

These cases are proof that being right doesn’t make it legal. Better to keep your hands to yourself unless absolutely necessary otherwise.

[@Talancir]

His neck, his back, his speech, all are wack.

[@patrickmcglone2191]

Hear the last judge say "July 16th" was painful.

[@Hochspitz]

Broken neck = broken brain.

[@dsn385]

Mike thanks. I hope you have a great weekend. 😊

[@stephenmarcus7051]

For having a broken neck, he’s moving very well indeed

[@Lariiah]

I don't know about that. There's something about eggs sizzling in a skillet that can be quite intimidating. Especially if you're shirtless! 😂😂😂

[@VampFaye]

Why did Mike's "He had it coming" comment immediately make me think of "Cell Block Tango" from the musical Chicago. If you know, you know....😅

[@T.Underwood-xl2nz]

$500 Bond on a faulty brake light?

[@LeahCarter-mh2mo]

Mike Mike Mike Please !

[@janicenewlan2295]

Lol.. I remember those comercials! 😂

[@ianitor]

Mike's not gonna bail me out? dangit

[@jennydiver100]

CKAUON?

[@pamabernathy8728]

$500 bond for a non-working brake light?? Gotta be more to the story; usually a fix it ticket. Thanks for the depressing Saturday. Wouldn't want to be happy or anything. 😮

[@CaryGlasgow-zw1un]

Almost painful, definitely scared me straight 😂

[@Invictus96vid]

In what jurisdiction is an adult permitted to physically assault another adult and claim immunity from prosecution for said assault due to familial relationship? Parents do not own their adult children, and should be prepared to suffer whatever consequences arise violating those adult children's rights under the law.

[@michaeldunlap1364]

Meth ninja

[@howardlucas]

As a South African i always believed America to be this great and powerful nation well versed in the law . I'm beyond believe that the justice system allow these domestic terrorists this magnitude of lee way

[@bunyz9728]

I agree. Times have changed just in the past 20 yrs while living in the US.

[@Hochspitz]

The second case doesn't gel with me either. When my son was 11 he came at me with a pair of scissors. I was still strong enough to fend him off. This happened after he and some friends started a grass fire on the outskirts of Perth, Western Australia and I caught him in an outright lie about the incident. To give him credit, he was the only one in this group to have the wherewithal to run back home and call the fire brigade. Several hectares of farm land was lost, thankfully no loss of livestock. The second time, he was 15, now towering over me. It was a minor "difference of opinion" and he ended up shouting really disgusting verbal abuse at me. I said I would not tolerate that kind of language (never raising my voice at all) and told him to go to his room to cool off. He replied, "Who's going to make me?" I said, "I am." Whereupon he flew off off the couch where he had been lounging, stood inches from me with fists clenched, "Yeah? You and what army?" I was quite afraid by this time but I noticed that my husband had heard the commotion and was standing at the doorway, so I replied, "If you want to hit me, go right ahead." So he did with that clenched fist right near my eye, smashing my glasses sending me to the floor with a bleeding cut upper cheek. My husband walked over, put his arm around our son, looked back at me on the floor as he led him away, saying, "Well you asked for it!" I have not seen my son since, nor his father and that was 33 years ago.

[@hunmg3769]

"One day anger awareness course" i can only assume this sort of thing has a below 10% success rate

[@ICARE9449]

Does anyone know if this mom needed assistance to walk prior to this event? Or did her son cause it? Weird nobody said a word about her disability if she does have one. I am the youngest of 9; 7 brothers,1 sister. The only one of us who ever upset our mom that she hit him was one brother. As teenagers we were all rowdy and pushing limits ie the time to be home , if we could ride in cars... .But only one brother upset our mom causing her to really smack him . He was so disrespectful to her, mouthing back to her, threatening her etc. Some teens turn into people we don't recognize. I would definitely side with this mom! And why did the judge give her such a high bond? That's ridiculous! She should have received time served -- " go home. " Whi called the police anyway? The teen who hit her and ran into hiding? What a weakling He hits his mom ,runs and hides? Are we sure he's not a toddler who hides under the dining room table? IMO

[@jonnysalami692]

Haha what a simp! If women are justified in hitting children because children deliberately push them to their limit than every man who has ever hit a woman was justified.

[@Virtzus]

Given he warned her that if she hit him, he would hit back, it sure sounds more like an abusive family situation where the mother getting violent was nothing new. Also, incompetence is not a virtue. Being shit at hitting someone doesn't make you less of an aggressor.

[@flipflopcrusader1368]

This man needs help as well as punishment

[@Ocyla]

"Broken neck" while the neck is bobbling all over the place in all directions. Ok.

[@MsSassySean]

He's 18 a whole grown man. He's NOT a juvenile.

[@Bunderwood86]

Wow he had a few of that prison hooch!

[@RSJ-Texas]

Last case - that kid is screwed before even being born !!!

[@beagoodhuman473]

I love Local H! Saw them live many, many years ago when they came to SC 😊

[@AwareWolf_]

Wtf 😬would you believe he actually understood what he said!!!

[@josephfilomena9016]

MIKE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THE SAME THING.... I DON'T LIKE LAUGHING AT ANYBODY BUT THE PHRASE....."I CAN'T" ... IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID IN MY HEAD

[@45Patriot]

Mr Clark , Herald, MMamondzd, Ckhckckaucksomethingelese,appears as a rocker😂

[@mindygaines8321]

That's just sad.

[@Mary-dt5wc]

My mom smacked my brother when he was 18 and he shoved her back. She got arrested. That was by no means her only time being violent, but it was the only time he fought back. Any family violence should be prosecuted, especially if it’s the parent. Idc that he retaliated honestly

[@howardlucas]

There consistent verbal diarea is nauseating to say the least

[@martincarr9853]

Huh....I blame the school system in 1942....😂

[@MikeTsBees]

11:57 I just feel sad for this guy. He doesn't need jail he needs a mental asylum. Even if he sober's up he's never going to be right. Reminds me of a friend who never recovered from his drug addictions.

[@Schlemiel-schlimazel]

“I’ll have what he’s having”?! That’d be a stroke!😵‍💫

[@jason.larsenthedanishgreek1226]

I'd rather appear via "audi" than via "in custody"

[@pamabernathy8728]

Judge Maslen sounds like he needs a little stimulant. Get him a bottle of chilled coffee, which seems to help Judge Fleischer. Although that man is sharp without any stimulant.

[@jamesmason8052]

My brother was a cop in a major city. Him and his partner were called out to a location where the mother of an adult teenager would hit and steal from her regularly. The teenager was caught by my brother and his partner and brought back to the mother’s residence. They tied her son to a chair and presented his mother with a blackjack. A blackjack is a piece of heavy lead wrapped in leather which police at the time carried in their back pockets. The mother proceeded to beat the living shite out of her son and was threatened with arrest and more torture if he did not change his ways. That’s how you handle a adult child on drugs who is violent towards his mother.

[@WatchOutForTheVOOM]

Psychotic comment

[@SusanOByrnes-yo5ft]

Keep slappy slappy for a title. That’s a good one 😂

[@aliquot8404]

"This is your brain on drugs." But Mike, what is the evidence that the second defendant EVER possessed the usual SovCit allotment of two brain cells? So is this a victimless crime?

[@Bibbigurl]

I've 18:19 said the same thing to my mom you hit me I'm gonna hit you back

[@SteinerSE]

Uhm no, your neck is not broken.

[@schwabrichard9829]

Welcome to Rock Ridge, say hello to Gabby Johnson IV! Just right down the alphabet. I was sure some hallucinogen involved! She should have used the cane! Atlanta seems to be a great place to live!

[@sonjigreen2709]

That's why I live alone I don't need roommates not even family I rather struggle and pay bills by myself less mess less stress

[@carolmiller7310]

Thanks

[@jaredmouro4952]

Local H is amazing. Didn’t know they still played shows. Pretty sure you’ve already had a few cocktails.

[@michaelorleans5396]

Good lawd!😮

[@entryreqrd]

I'm from a different generation where corporal punishment was commonplace. I don't understand parenting today. I see so many court and police cam videos with adult children throwing tantrums as if they were 2-yearolds. This boggles my mind. I cannot imagine that if I did the same as these spoiled brats that I would be old and gray haired like I am today. You did not act like that, or you were severely beaten. -Mr EntryReqrd

[@jackiekupstas]

17:53 amen Mike. It doesn’t sit well at all…anger class, uhhh noooo. Terrible

[@joelhall3820]

Should have been mutual combat if anything. And if he hit her back why isn’t he arrested?

[@pamabernathy8728]

IT GOT WORSE! Of course it is twins.

[@hollydennison159]

Lady needs to contact the landlord so they can kick out the homeless lady for not being on the lease.

[@janicenewlan2295]

Why are all these people act like they're on drugs!?

[@bunyz9728]

8:40 Mr Ian is praying he won't be there all day! Mr confused talked about trouble with his brain, well look no further than count 1. Haha! Mr confused talks like my 4yr old grandchild, my my my, I I I, we a we a we a. It can be frustrating.

[@JohnWarner-lu8rq]

The first guy.... one of the times that having a male parent in the household is a detriment (if he was allowed to breed).

[@sjrigatti]

More pup cup transitions!

[@stephenmarcus7051]

That’s methed up

[@TumbleDryLow76]

I'm not sure if watching this while doing inventory made it more or less bearable LOL