I'm A Little Bit Confused

Wild Court

[@T.M1980]

#FreeDarrenPatterson

[@ftroop8462]

HAHAHA "You must've misheard me" "Yes can you repeat that " "I SAID YOU MUST'VE MISHEARD ME"

[@superflypheelign]

"OK. Very good. Your life's turned around." - Judge Webster after defendant finds a piece of paper.

[@MattlyCrueKU]

Her sarcasm is next level.

[@elitereptilian200]

oi, finding a piece of paper is way higher functioning than most of these good folks are 😅

[@glynncordry5965]

@@elitereptilian200 He's got a paper AND pen...and the pen even WORKS!

[@MissHWilson]

I cackled when she said that. I love Judge Webster and J Regier, priceless combo!

[@superflypheelign]

@@MissHWilson They are. I joke about JRegier but he is top notch.

[@MissHWilson]

I love J Regier! Always happy to see him on a thumbnail 😊

[@carriepriegel6477]

He’s the polar opposite of 99% of all the defendants🤣 It’s inscrutable his home is 💯spotless! Everything has a place, dust fears to land on ANYTHING, his closet ORGANIZED & his pantry - naturally- alphabetized👍, his bills paid in advance, his lawn manicured…

[@PicassoKatTreasures]

Four fabulous flamingos! They are all stunning❤

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank you! 😊

[@markc13579]

Diffently got their looks from mom. 😅😊😂 j/k

[@PicassoKatTreasures]

@@markc13579 Nope. Mike is a super cutie. They definitely have his smile.

[@carriepriegel6477]

@@markc13579 snarky 🫣

[@jaimesfolly]

Jreiger is oddly terrifying. I think it's the stillness.

[@TheWatcherxx99]

He's got bodies in the back yard

[@rockmillar8641]

❤ 😜🤪👏🥃💯

[@tammymarshall4746]

@@TheWatcherxx99 😂😂

[@deathangel7335]

@@TheWatcherxx99 Bodies of stupid people.

[@Therealwanderingyooper]

He’s got the stillness of a sniper….close the blinds

[@mrssabre2946]

4 daughters! Holy crap! I stopped after 2, thinking that's 2 too many 😂

[@jeffvanmeter1330]

His MOM put out a PPO against him?? How bad do you have to be, for your MOM to put out a PPO?

[@HallsofAsgard96]

simple crazy as hell...

[@ThePrufessa]

Did you see his eyes popping out of his head?! I'd file a PPO against anyone that does that with their eyes.

[@Jim-hj4py]

There are Frauditors(Google it) that do KZbin videos that have had every member of their family file one.

[@sunburntsatan6475]

Yeah dude's got crazy eyes. I know I need to take a break, stop working, and relax once I get crazy eyes. This dude is apparently just like that, somehow...

[@molliannstocks2217]

Is Mr Regier incapable of a simple "Yes" or "no"?? I've never heard him answer any of the judge's question with one word!

[@wilycat5290]

No 😂

[@jdranetz]

His not wanting counsel before was a stall tactic.

[@rockmillar8641]

❤Yep 👍

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

Yes. Maybe he likes jail food. Better than sleeping on the sidewalk.

[@jdranetz]

@@Katrina-qs2rl He could flat broke and effectively homeless.

[@johncurtis6534]

He has the right to remain silent, he lacks the ability.

[@joerex3098]

Really? I mean, really?

[@rockmillar8641]

❤ Yes... really 😀

[@duneflower8279]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnP538]

What an entitled little brat. I'm 68 years old, if I ever treated my mother like this, my 130 pound father would have kicked my ass to the next county.

[@JohnWarner-lu8rq]

A great quote from Ron White.

[@HSMfanatic17]

You need to have more of the flamingos on! The man has 2 kids and he's not even making $300 per week? He needs another job or different job.

[@GuyChapman]

RegierBot was not programmed for that question.

[@kaliwindx7287]

That last guy knows exactly what he is doing and how the process works. He is just playing poor pitiful me in hopes that the judge will let him go. He’s got all the classic excuses: I’m taking care of my elderly mother who has stage four cancer, if I don’t work and if I miss the payment, I won’t be able to see my kid, etc. etc. the only thing he forgot was to claim he has irritable bowel syndrome.

[@susandarnell4524]

🤣🤣

[@mjd111]

Hahaha and if he was a woman the old "I'm pregnant" would be another one of the top 3 Lies they all use. 🤥🤥🤥

[@timmeemiller715]

It's sad that stalking is a longer sentence then domestic violence

[@DebraJean196]

Yeah, follow someone to make plans to do something, and go to jail longer than you do when you actually carry out the plan while stalking

[@beepbopboop7727]

@@DebraJean196Its like attempted murder being a worse sentence than actual murder. It feels backwards.

[@DebraJean196]

@@beepbopboop7727yeah it does. I totally agree.

[@DebraJean196]

Domestic Violence charges are way too short everywhere.

[@Aidenthespider]

The Prosecutor looks like an elf on the shelf.😂

[@magiegainey5036]

I feel sorry for Atty Patterson. He always gets the worst of the worst.

[@kristiern2606]

He’s made a decent career out of it.

[@Jim-hj4py]

He signed up for that, he gets the PD cases and a flat fee for his services. For every $2,000,000/yr Lawyers there are a thousand sub $50,000.

[@lesare6509]

Judge doesn’t like Patterson! 😊

[@drn13355]

Regier is a cyborg. Expressionless with no mercy.

[@jessebanwell5705]

Maybe just a sadistic psychopath?

[@DaleDix]

Maybe it's from when he played trumpet in a band.

[@staceyrankin1257]

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity. Or remorse. Or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are convicted.

[@millipedic]

@@staceyrankin1257 Just wait until he is AG. We will all be in trouble.

[@charlesswenson259]

I need details​@@DaleDix

[@davidcashell4860]

Jreiger reminds me of silas from the davinci code. I bet when he gets home he strips down, gives the pear of anguish a couple turns, then whips himself while reciting motor vehicle code in the mirror.

[@rockmillar8641]

❤ WoW... that's alot 😮

[@FCWW87]

That made me laugh hardily. That is an obscure reference, and I dig it.

[@IrishEyes1024]

His Mom has Stage 4 Cancer, the worst there is and he decides to travel out of state to visit an Aunt without the proper paperwork for a recently purchased car 😡

[@mimiprays8288]

And he doesn't know what to do...🥴

[@lesflynn4455]

Whom he hasn't seen for 10 years and it was a waste of his time. I'm suspecting some bullshido in there somewhere.

[@dublev78]

He also won the tri state area truth telling contest

[@ralph17p]

And no family in either state will take his calls...🤣

[@mhcassidy4829]

Judge Webster is one of my favorites! Her patience with ppl is impressive! Also, she's hilarious. Her dry wit is so subtle. I love it when she says," Okay: ohhh-kaaay."

[@kealanimatsumiya-delay2732]

This guy is hopeless. He just hopes if he waits long enough it will all go away. The judge is very patient.

[@Dke244]

I don’t know why judges don’t mute these guys as soon as they get out of line. Some judges do and it’s great to watch. This judge needs better control of her court. She shouldn’t be taking that crap from anybody.

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

She threatens to mute him, but never does!

[@ascaulesavunculo5589]

​@@jenniferrandolph4115She sure should have. Common sense and experience elsewhere (like being a parent) says that no judge should ever make an empty threat. I wonder if the judge was confident enough in the court reporter's ability to decipher the sound tangles, that the judge thought that it was better to just power through the nonsense for the sake of time. I think it was then at the end of the docket day, or something.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

Maybe because their egos aren't so fragile as to be broken by something so minor. Also, they don't run their courts as entertainment for us. 🙄

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

Webster is a fantastic judge. Never soft on crime.

[@nancyroth]

Turtle suit. He's in medical watch.

[@jayclark5912]

Look at those Mason lamps..dang

[@upstating]

I presume you meant "Manson lamps"?

[@nancyroth]

@@upstating what's a Manson lamp?

[@upstating]

@@nancyroth kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmLIgJJjlt2teqssi=6kYmsGNxCBGh2pix&t=75

[@upstating]

@@nancyroth kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ_cmmOpqceCp9ksi=4j7aFsc4X9vsnZ2g

[@kevinspecht1208]

Wow I’m afraid his eyes were going to pop out.

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

Crazy and scary! Looks like a demon!

[@Melaniedoo]

He’s has the RIGHT to remain silent-however, he does not have the ABILITY.

[@joerex3098]

Oye vay! They might as well post your comment as the default pinned comment in every True Crime Video on YT when Miranda is read. Over-posted over-read, over-used in general! Props to the original purveyor of the joke in his stand-up comedy routine while holding a whiskey in his hand at all times!

[@65cj55]

@@joerex3098 Someone needs a Hug 🫂

[@Melaniedoo]

@@joerex3098 why thank you!

[@webcucciolo]

Do they have any other public defense attorney than Patterson? And Lord in Heaven, who does not have a pen or anything to write at their home? Especially when calling court. Judge Webster couldn't but be sarcastic "your pen works, now your life is turned around"

[@susandarnell4524]

Why would you need a pen and paper when you can't read or write?? lol

[@devnull1313]

"I don't have a pencil." That's new.

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

There was a guy that used a dremel tool to write with!

[@MeShellyShellShell]

Jregier is just trying to prove he isn’t a robot by drinking coffee on screen, but he’s not fooling anybody 😂🤣 i always look forward to seeing him on stream and am disappointed when is the other guy who looks like him 😂

[@jenniferrandolph4115]

@MeShellyShellShell That's Devin Canfield, aka J Regier 2.0.😉

[@FCWW87]

Oh yeah, not fooling me. That’s lubricant of some sort for his voice mechanism.

[@Tpayne272]

Judge: Mr. Dickson, you are being charged with stalking. Mr. Dickson: 🫨🙂‍↔️🙄🫨🙂‍↔️🙄 😂😂

[@hollydennison159]

Soooo, 4 sisters are considered Flamingo's??? I'm called a Giraffe by my family. I'm 6'1".

[@madmax2976]

I'm bettin' the first guy wasn't ever accused of being the brightest bulb on the block

[@jtboss8139]

20:53. 😂😂😂 " my life's a wreck, just trying to hold it together." THATS A NEW CLIP U GOTTA USE ALL THE TIME NOW 😂

[@Ace4Lsu]

Why do these judges babysit these assholes nowadays. I like the ones that say nope, contempt, go to jail and come back in 3 days and see how you do then

[@Cumdown]

Cos they can run the court how they like

[@AdenNardone-gw8bp]

With all the advances in the health care system, it amazes me that so many babies are still being dropped on their heads when they enter the world.

[@ben1210]

The United States is facing a nursing shortage that has worsened since the pandemic. According to a 2022 Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA) analysis, the country is projected to have a shortage of 78,610 full-time registered nurses (RNs) in 2025 and 63,720 in 2030. There's simply no-one there to catch them. Why? Nurses leave the profession due to inadequate staffing ratios, unequal pay, poor workplace culture, or too much pressure. I'm in the UK but this pretty much sums it up here too. Sorry to be a Debbie Downer but I'm hijacking your post for facts 😂

[@ben1210]

(copy/paste) soz

[@DaleDix]

They should be putting slings on

[@refuciusref3283]

And the eyes have it!

[@sunny-td2qz]

⁠@@ben1210😢😊

[@mimiprays8288]

How will the younger people get along in the world when they can't figure out how to decide if they want an attorney? Call your ex and have someone help you. 🤦‍♀️

[@christina-reneew.z328]

I'm absolutely smitten with these cheeky video's. Makes life more entertaining knowing some people just are absolutely clueless on life's basic fundamentals. Anytime you do your screaming goat, my bengal kitty cat HOWLS😂

[@Kiwikiwikiwioyoyoy]

No matter how messed up my life is at least I have a pen.

[@mariek8578]

That's a perfect saying for a shirt!!!👍🏻😂

[@rockmillar8641]

❤😂😂😂 Or A hat 🤠. Stay Safe

[@chelseamae7191]

I must be living large, as I have many pens.

[@disconductorder]

we have a problem with women having kids with guys like this our national IQ is dropping at alarming rate

[@alexzylka4867]

Kepley Well Service, LLC is a permanently closed company lol

[@rockmillar8641]

😮. No Way 😂😂 Thx for info 🕊️🇺🇲

[@lesare6509]

Ohhh that’s a good one for him! 😎

[@KendraAndTheLaw]

"I don't know". The rest of us know: settle in to your new Kansas home for awhile

[@LorettaAF]

I love Judge Webster. No nonsense and trendy eyeglasses.

[@DemonsSister]

Akin to Mike's interview idea, can you EVEN IMAGINE being Peterson's receptionist or listening to the contents of his voicemails? 🤣🤣

[@chad3232132]

Another winner for Darren Patterson.

[@MrsMont91]

“Awe, he’s like ET” I freaking can’t with you 😂😂😂😂

[@candleburner2006]

So Mr. Missouri has a mom he takes care of and a job waiting for him and his daughter that her mom is expecting money for but none of them will be looking for him since he's sort of disappeared?

[@Jim-hj4py]

If a person filed a PPO on me I would stay as far away from them as possible.

[@JohnnyHammersticks-bm5wz]

Kansas prosecutor always looks like he’s holding in Thanksgiving turkey farts

[@DebraJoyW]

I was born and raised in Chanute, Kansas. Lived in wichita in the 70s-80s. Regier is awesomely Kansas autistic- influenced, serious conservative.

[@Nefertiti0403]

I Love Love Love this Judge ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@Bluehoohoo]

Oh those beautiful flamingos!!

[@IrishEyes1024]

The re-po guy has a steady job yet he took no money to visit the out of state Aunt with no insurance on his car? First mistake was having his EX be responsible for paying the insurance on his car. (I CAN HEAR MIKE'S LOVE BOAT THEME RINGING IN MY EARS RIGHT NOW.) 😂😂😂

[@karenturner-wensel9536]

I'm only confused about why he is confused about moving, not leaving a forwarding address, and why he was arrested for driving without a valid license.

[@calebreynolds7122]

Oh Dickson has those crazy eyes

[@jadlad9666]

The rigamarole with the notepad and pen has me tearing my hair out

[@psweeneyville]

Mr Dixon has crazy eyes!!!! 😱😱

[@AirQuotes848]

👀👁️👁️😳that mouth is nasty 🤮 too

[@KatrinaRoseT]

I seriously thought they’d pop out of his head! 😳

[@lululacanuck3824]

This guy is plain crazy.

[@mlebrecht6269]

Hi Mike! 👋👋 You have 4 beautiful flamingos!

[@LawTalkWithMike]

I think so too!

[@IrishEyes1024]

Dear Mike, congratulations on 4 beautiful 🦩🦩🦩🦩 flamingos. 😁

[@IrishEyes1024]

Re-Po guy accept overworked Darren Patterson and request he call a family member or friend. However, being able to return out of state must be approved before you get your car back. An additional expense. This is karma for leaving your poor Stage 4 Cancer Mom!!! 😭

[@shelaghclark5188]

Hey Mike, from Woolwich London UK , 4 beautiful and elegant flamingoes💙👍☺

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank you

[@DianaDodson]

Awww, you have 4 beautiful flamingos 💗

[@psweeneyville]

@8:30 - I’m imagining smoke coming from Regier’s ears 🤣🤣

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

Mikes got a video of that!

[@KathleenPatterson-g9r]

The first guy should have more charges after threatening the judge.

[@TheWatcherxx99]

👁️👁️ This guy

[@65cj55]

@@TheWatcherxx99 No this Guy 👀

[@Ocyla]

"Repo cars on foot" awww Mike c'mon let's not give Chicago more ideas looool

[@glynncordry5965]

It's not coffee. It's robo-lubracant.

[@rockmillar8641]

😮😮😮...😂

[@sandramolina5068]

I live in Missouri and to get to Kansas you have to actually leave Missouri to cross into Kansas. A whole different state. He had to travel 147.7 miles it took 2hrs and 26 mins. Going from one state into another, he couldn't even be sure they spoke English 😰, and now he will be locked up in foreign jail, who knows what tortures they inflict on the prisoners 😨. He might not make it out alive.😱 Just to think the only reason he risked it all driving there was to con his Aunt out of some money, but she didn't fall for it, and sent him packing. It was just a waste of his time and it's her fault he is going to jail. Poor man.🙄 Please keep him in Kansas as along as possible. I live over 4hrs away from him, but that's too close. 🙏

[@jayclark5912]

Bless you and the fam Lawyer Mike. Looking happy and healthy.

[@mikewright9285]

These videos make me feel so much better about my own life.

[@Inigo_The_Son]

My hometown of Detroit is just an endless parade of human debris. ☹☹☹

[@DebraJean196]

Nah, it’s got a huge population and we are only seeing the bottom of the barrel.

[@limbicbrain1]

New Orleans is god awful too. I wish we had our local hearings on zoom. We have parole hearings though.

[@rellsw02]

4 flamingos sounds like a cocktail

[@Aaron-hn9hv]

Watching those assholes try and figure out how much that guy makes per month has been one of the greatest tortures of my life

[@LawTalkWithMike]

You are welcome 😂

[@ElOso6736]

I think Reiger is growing facial hair or needs to wash his face. Poor Mr Patterson.

[@susandarnell4524]

As soon as I saw Jregier, I thought he looked like he had a five o'clock shadow. Glad someone else saw that too.

[@FreneticEfreet]

Lesson learned, kids, never call into court on a potato.

[@devnull1313]

I wouldn't work on any rig Stremel was working on.

[@Cheywysidecarguy]

I can see the guy working the pulling rig only making $250/week as he is feckless and probably not even allowed to wash the rig down.

[@lesharafisher7027]

Judge Webster has some great glasses.

[@lindseymercuria3971]

3:22 When you tell your Sim to 'flash crazy eyes'. 🤣

[@Leesaloves]

You didn't exaggerate 😮

[@MsLiz-rh7uj]

Omg, the flamingos 🦩 are beautiful ❤

[@HackeryX]

13:35 dude lay off the devils lettuce he is higher than willy Nelson and snopp dog combined

[@DukeRandy414]

4 beautiful flamingos.

[@DebraJean196]

Very much so! Hope they make good choice in men

[@Suzi64grad]

I clicked on just to look at the handsome J. Regier!

[@StewartHandtedotcom]

He didn't fully understand what was happening at his haranguement.

[@K-9-force]

Oh crap Mr Dixon got some crazy eye's going on.....

[@Boathelove]

Flamingos are beautiful

[@dawnmassaroguy9330]

One Day I suspect Mr. Regeir is going to lose his (you know what)...and it will be epic, after years of having to sit through Bat S#$% Crazy...

[@lindagallaway-moore4158]

😂😂 "He's like ET". This pretty much applies to all of them. This guy is really desperate. 😊 Apologies to his mum.

[@devnull1313]

Does LTWM get a kickback from the Detroit tourism Board?

[@kenmarelove9176]

Your girls are gorgeous Mike! I grew up with 4 brothers as the only flamingo lol

[@monicalynn7187]

Judge Webster clearly has a minimal docket since she continues out cases over and over and allows defendants to speak to her without any sort of penalty.

[@MattlyCrueKU]

For which county? Because she's judge for three (Butler, Greenwood, and Elk). And, contrary to popular belief, rural Kansas doesn't have reliable high speed internet or cell service.

[@iczer01]

Shes an alien and at night she secretly forces those she has incarcerated to listen to her poetry

[@MattlyCrueKU]

@@iczer01 and darn if she doesn't have an unorthodox siren song that draws you in.

[@ascaulesavunculo5589]

​@@iczer01 As a fan of Judge Webster, I gotta say: Unkind, but very funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'll have to price out getting an AI engine to say, " . . . or I shall render thee into gobberwarts with my bludgercruncheon --- see if I don't!" in Judge Webster's voice.

[@heatherweis4471]

This is why you need to stay in school.

[@colinm3130]

The Eyes have it

[@susandarnell4524]

😂😂

[@chasbo25]

Stalking your mom????😱🤣 Stramel probably found a crayon🤣 What a dolt. I'm a Little Bit Confused is a perfect title!😎 The aunt wanted nothing to do with his wanting to borrow money from her.

[@tammymarshall4746]

Jregier sipping his coffee on key is everything 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀

[@kellymarie923]

Mr Dickson in the velcro suit 😅

[@geraldbrown5055]

For lack of something to write a phone number down, the World Waits.

[@melaniegiguere6588]

Who does not have a pencil waiting for court? Whose phone isn't charged for court? Priorities.

[@blancobasnett]

You know, the only way they find out you don't have a valid license or insurance is because you got pulled for something else. I drove on expired insurance for a year, and never got nailed b/c I wasn't a shit driver.

[@Nathanm7977]

Ok Michigan folks I am here to say that Georgia is closed. Can you not read the peach at the borders.

[@mika72.-Bois]

breach? (not peach?)

[@Vaelosh466]

Do not come to Fulton County. Do not stop at Chik-Fil-A. Not even if Mother Teresa asks you.

[@mollymaciulla1917]

@@Vaelosh466😂

[@lesliegc041]

Your flamingos are absolutely beautiful....well done Mike :)

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Thank you

[@rodokorley9456]

and the EYES have it, first guy!!!!

[@DrankCoffee2Day4Real]

"All I'm trying to do is leave your state" = flight risk