MORE LIMERICKS

[@jackisanerd]

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[@scaryspook2]

i'm okay thanks

[@JamesGoodweather]

sssniperwolf stole your bingo idea

[@CR1MSONACE]

No

[@SkipnTrip1]

Saily?

[@TheBustersWhoBrown]

dog from new norm eats off the black guys face off

[@Scamuel31]

9/11 Limerick, then Dave Matthews Band. YIAY never changes...

[@matheussanthiago9685]

It's like seeing an old friend from high-school Like 20 years later And he's still in the same place mentally Just beautiful

[@zap_.]

@@matheussanthiago9685 my dumb ass thought this was a limerick

[@ariariari7138]

The two greatest tragedies in American history 😔🇺🇸🦅

[@SmolAlmond]

And of course the mommy milky one 😭😭

[@matheussanthiago9685]

​@@zap_. 20 years have passed since high-school My friend Zap used to be pretty cool Thou I wrote something in prose He couldn't help but propose T'was a limerick, what a fool

[@Baennit]

There once was a "creator" so snide, She showed up to Jack's house unadvised. The fans were appalled, The platform got involved, and ceased the behavior on "both sides"

[@TheRockhopper77]

Omg BE FUNNY

[@fulfordwritesmusic]

@@TheRockhopper77NOW AVAILABLE ON MOBILE AND STEAM

[@incidentmars]

@@TheRockhopper77 NOW

[@TrueBruceTube]

My conspiracy so qualified, For why they had ceased on both sides. Is that Jack had roasted And the "creator" toasted And Jack aggravated who KZbin glorified

[@rasati]

5 out of 4 lines have an extra syllable

[@gwynnartis]

Jack not getting the lobottomy pun is probably the best evidence in existence for him being straight

[@The_Vinster]

There once was a dog named Brian, And I won't really be lyin, He couldn't see far, He got hit by a car, And now he's laying there dyin'

[@anandbatra290]

that ending got me so off guard💀

[@Lightspeeed2011]

There once was a football-headed baby, Playing with his dog that was fun, maybe. He then had to shout, "Brian, Look out!" But the dog was struck with a car that was scary.

[@PIZZAdayisback]

I've heard "car!" Is the first album from the band as I lay Bryan

[@aghdbabdhshd]

crazy

[@Scribbelzz]

BRIAN LOOK OUT

[@roobeedooo]

the new norm had ONE funny joke and it was surprisingly original: "did ya hear my boy is transitioning? "transitioning to what" *football team misses* "hopefully not a ravens fan"

[@ambrm]

I think it was jets but yeah that was the one joke I unironically smiled at

[@axyrl]

no truer statement has been uttered

[@Liggliluff]

And we all can appreciate a good trans joke. But it has to be an actual joke with a punchline. The joke can't just be "because trans", since that's not a joke.

[@DasDieDerErik]

Because of all the linebreaks, I started reading this as a limerick and thought you'd fucked up the meter massively

[@roobeedooo]

@@DasDieDerErik LMFAO

[@leodotlol]

a man once would die on a hill that with free speech his app would soon fill but after an election and failed insurrection his platform was banned in brazil

[@niodaho]

WE NEED THIS AT THE GODDAMN TOP OF THE COMMENT SECTION

[@almach_748]

I was certainly thrown for a toss When that dead baby's shoes were sold off As I read Hemmingway I excitedly say, "They made a sequel to loss!?"

[@johnmuselmann7886]

Ooh good one

[@Dalton906J]

Omg that's good

[@TheRockhopper77]

That was soooo bad dude

[@MagicPotion1612]

Oh my GOOODDDDDD 😭😭😭

[@almitydave]

There once was a man Who tried to write limericks But haiku'd instead

[@animal_empyre]

This one was clever You totally won this YIAY Too bad he picks faves

[@AVdE10000]

Anyone who claims To not have sung to "the tune" Is a lying bitch

[@mobusy]

Is it just me or... do y'all hear that music too when reading haikus

[@animal_empyre]

@@mobusy Absolutely, now I can't get it out my head When I read haikus

[@Terra_Egg]

So many nickels

[@NyscanRohid]

Quick game design tip: No one is going to willingly choose "DM'd a minor". In order to have this as a scenario in your game, it needs to be thrust upon the player either by chance or by penalty.

[@Manelneedsaname]

They all choose that option because it's funny

[@Boicapof_Chronicles.]

Seeing this with no context is just so... Demure

[@itamarbar9580]

Challenge accepted.

[@Howeydoit]

I think if you were going for broad appeal you'd be right but I just don't think you're right as it applies to Jacks fans

[@TallDood]

I always preferred limericks over picklericks

[@Hellisfine]

Take my like and get out of here

[@freeuploads4290]

r/angryupvote(KZbin edition)

[@noahboy7309]

Pickler Icks

[@sophia_comicart]

Said no man ever 😂

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

This is just the same joke as in the thumbnail why are people raving over this comment

[@RomaoLevron]

BRASIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 WE MOVIN TO PITHEE

[@Chase_the_Great]

Pithee is so dead we’re hiring foreign laborers now

[@asterisk5054]

BORA PRO PITHEE CARALHOOOOOOOOO

[@matheussanthiago9685]

​@@Chase_the_Great next thing you know Trump gonna be babbling about Brazilian migrants on Pithee eating the dogs

[@caroldias5219]

Let’s goooooo

[@DeadliestDuck]

How do Brazilians themselves always misspell the name of their own country?

[@geode5224]

“you might not have twitter but you do have pithy” jack the brazilians have suffered enough

[@mage1439]

In my mind, when you pull the poop lever a red light flashes and an alarm starts blaring like there's a torpedo incoming.

[@patimationstudios]

There once was a man of great fame Who loved to play a block game His acting just rocked Left everyone shocked “I am Steve” Jack Black Proclaimed

[@connordelaney6254]

Johns graduated from wine. Our alcoholic uncle knows no bounds

[@benmac1089]

"Blackout poetry, also known as erasure or redacted poetry, is a type of found poetry that involves focusing on or rearranging certain words in an existing piece of writing to create a new meaning or message. This art form typically involves using a permanent marker to cover up or “black out” words or images deemed unnecessary for the desired outcome." Good for Twitter, not in a KZbin comment.

[@kylecooper4812]

Is this like the whole “he lied” “she believed” “sbeve” thing?

[@bN_isheeere]

​@kylecooper4812 no it's like making a copy of a previously existing poem and literally blacking out the words and letters to make a new poem it's pretty cool actually

[@petarpetrov6385]

@@bN_isheeere is it then more like that meme where people edited the tweet: "If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC and they move SLOWER than my running speed but FASTER than my walking speed you are banned from making video games for one year" by blacking out parts of it to make it say stuff like " a mo n g u S s u s "? Because if yes, that would make for an awesomesauce Yiyayiayy ngl

[@bN_isheeere]

@petarpetrov6385 no idea what that means

[@tartarussauce2498]

​@@petarpetrov6385if you design , you are making

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

"Bulletmaxxing" is my new favorite term for the magic bullet theory.

[@BinglesP]

That's what happens when you play Touhou Project. You just survive bulletmaxxing battles

[@rulerofprogram]

Jack after 9/11 joke: laughing hysterically Jack after JFK joke: too soon

[@mariacarolinaoliveira933]

he thought the youtube game won, now, that his competition was gone but after a female intrusion he got to the conclusion that his wife is the funny one

[@blunderbass851]

The syllables are all off on this one😬👎

[@mariacarolinaoliveira933]

@@blunderbass851 Irreprable mistakes I have done Upsetting Blunderbass851 My syllabic factor is rather inaccurate «The syllables are all off on this one»

[@blunderbass851]

@@mariacarolinaoliveira933 🤣🤙

[@dudethedude1220]

Regardless of syllables, this is still awesome, and fits perfectly with the fact that he just announced bingo’s back

[@nicolask.3825]

​@@mariacarolinaoliveira933did- did you just give up on trying to have the third and fourth line rhyme?

[@KyzenEX]

6:04 I love how Jack is an anti-anti-dog redditor lmao, like he reacts to anti-dog redditors just how anti-dog redditors react to dogs 🤣

[@reaganmoore27]

“Bulletmaxxing” took me OUT lmaoooo

[@verycool_verc]

you know who ELSE bulletmaxxing took out

[@lasagna3289]

A poem suggestion? I'm on it! Your lim'ricks shall pale thereupon it! For as metrical flex, They are too incomplex - Naught beside the Shakespearian sonnet!

[@animal_empyre]

He'll never do sonnets, I fear At least, maybe not till next year The fans will do good Assignment? Understood If they start coming in... hold my beer

[@husvidfloden]

watch the end of the 1st limerick episode

[@animal_empyre]

@@husvidfloden We've found yet another one, folks A person that's ruined our jokes This is time number one I'll say "let us have fun," Let the infinite time not be spoke

[@husvidfloden]

@@animal_empyre i surrender

[@M0VIE]

Reminds me of my favorite quote "I turned myself into a poem Morty!!! I'm LIME RIIICK!!!"

[@matheussanthiago9685]

It's only a limerick if it's written in the French county of Limerick Otherwise it's just sparkling haiku

[@jhv9886]

What french county of limerick

[@CamDaGR8X]

@@jhv9886 limeRICK DEEZ NUTS

[@matheussanthiago9685]

​​@@jhv9886just south of merlot North of Chalamet

[@Prototype_Gamez]

@@jhv9886it’s where Melvin lives

[@fortnite_fish]

limerick is an irish county

[@RavnicaRaven]

How dare youtube hide this from me a whole minute.

[@anandbatra290]

worse it hid this from me for 7

[@jaysen2569]

Hide it from me for 16

[@crime5907]

Can’t believe this 😔

[@bepisenjoyer]

48

[@shedotshearts]

Oh no, here’s the new annoying trend

[@NoteBard]

1:47 A Gravity Falls reference? In my Jacksfilms video? It's more likely than you think!

[@alfonsethegreat]

14:02 you should have the comments write an odyssey-style epic poem

[@thekaizobro9971]

I love how Jack always incorporates a way to tell us that he is buzzed on alcohol… Which is perfect, because I am too.

[@Gaelic-Spirit]

2:59 Funny thing about Vance is, he actually hasn't denied it

[@AVdE10000]

Help, I'm out of the loop and too scared to Google it

[@LoZander]

im sorry, but muttnutter sounds like a crime to me XD

[@ebrucan7161]

Marble hornets pfp

[@michael-cf8tl]

you can see the life leave jack’s eyes when he does the ad reads

[@ThatOneBassist]

"Shoes for sale!" a man cried They looked rather sterilized, They were rather small I bought them all, Alas, they were baby sized!

[@MyScorpion42]

A sonnet redouble; 14 sonnets, each starting line being the final line of another, and a fifteenth sonnet consisting of all the starting lines

[@anthrop0phag]

fundamentally disappointed my “couldn’t be our precious Jimmy” limerick didn’t make it in. my most proud and clever YIAY submission.

[@fatknuts]

ey, can I see it?

[@anthrop0phag]

@@ebgbees @fatknuts okay… here goes everything. “You think this is bad, this chican’ry? Now listen here, I am not crazy! A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated. Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”

[@AlexDown1]

Share with the class

[@anthrop0phag]

@@AlexDown1 @ EBjeebies1081 @ fatknuts sorry Gamers I thought I had replied already, here goes everything… “You think this is bad, this chican’ry? Now listen here, I am not crazy! A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated. Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”

[@anthrop0phag]

my reply keeps getting deleted, I don’t know why!!! “You think this is bad, this chican’ry? Now listen here, I am not crazy! A sunroof he shitted, twas all orchestrated. Couldn’t be our precious Jimmy!”

[@cdpm1703]

Gotta be Villanelles nineteen lines, five four line stanzas then a four line stanzas. Only because you'll get like three answers and all be garbage

[@papertiger4525]

I love villanelles but they are so unconducive to YIAY / the internet lmao

[@andrewcheng1948]

and þey'll (they'll) all be from me

[@DJDadJoke]

RFK had himself quite the lark He went hunting with friends after dark They went on without care 'Till someone hit a bear So he left the bear corpse in a park

[@ninjatom9]

If you're asking for poems, everyone will say haikus. But acrostics could be fun too

[@Liggliluff]

(0:40) You could give it 11/09, which is how most of the world writes it.

[@earwormcovers522]

the rest of the world is wrong

[@turbochargedfilms]

​@@earwormcovers522 how so?

[@antiantiderivative]

@@turbochargedfilmsAmerica 🫡 fireworks 🎆 🇱🇷

[@thebreakawayoperation]

You should do a YIAY based on /r/TwoSentenceHorror

[@TedExTheGreat]

Berry liked playing in the snow, but so did meatworm

[@memezboi489]

Tom went to school one day. He was not feeling bussin.

[@saltytriscuit896]

Yiay Guy 🪱

[@pain4066]

YES

[@m_affiliates]

I went to admire the beautiful view of the city from the 78th floor. It looked better than the inferno behind me, that's for sure.

[@animotedmoshroom1752]

One man rushes in consumed by his thoughts Then in another room, with a girl he talks Then the doctor he found And his wife lying down And you only just realized this was loss

[@maclenix]

I just wrote a loss one are you serious

[@Mikaxu42]

that last line is one syllable too long.

[@anotheryoutuber2819]

the fact I knew where the first one was going just by a leader reading to children

[@SplinketWarrior]

Great video johnfilm! Definitely didn't expect the mommy milky time in the middle of the video, but boy is it a welcome surprise!

[@ivanidavies6101]

there once was a street interviewer who found a girl and spoke right to her the girl said "you got to give it the hawk and spit on that thang like a tuah"

[@animal_empyre]

Just when I thought this YIAY reached completeness Our attention span's that of a fetus Now that your poem's been read One thought runs through my head Please, I beg you, my good sir, delete this

[@cloudstrr]

Hi jack, I just wanted to say I'm in the hospital right now, thank you for cheering me up a tad bit more!

[@4thalt]

NEVER LET THE JD VANCE COUCH MEME DIE

[@SuidicalRaccoon]

7:11 or you pick up the ukelele

[@ShenDoodles]

There once was a man from Japan Who found that he couldn't quite rhyme He'd get pretty close More than his friend José Who found himself taking the blame

[@TomRoscow]

taking the blahem

[@Liggliluff]

rhyme, blyme, Japyme? José, closé? ...or, close, Joes I'm confused by your rhymes

[@argumentator08]

@@Liggliluff”who found that he couldn’t quite rhyme”

[@BinglesP]

This is the limerick equivalent of falling down the stairs without breaking any bones

[@Liggliluff]

@@argumentator08 oh I kinda missed that, that's clever then

[@asciimage]

Jackisanerd and Jjjacksfilms double whammy. We eating good

[@BearlyEntertainmentLive]

A B B A type poem, I lean An enclosed Rhyme they call it Music might be more it's fit After all, I am the dancing queen

[@mitchweersjr6861]

On a golf course they shot and they missed, A once-in-a-lifetime eclipse, The rise of AI, Oh crap, James Earl Jones died And it's all before GTA 6.

[@Frosted_cheese]

Jacksfilms

[@x3Lilly]

Yep that’s him

[@Cera_01]

​@@x3Lillyerm this is jackisanerd

[@SHDUStudios]

I don’t think I can ever see the word limerick again without thinking of that damn lime.

[@PurplexingLycan653]

Next poem structure: lyrics for a Tom MacDonald song

[@realthat1gamer]

There once was a beatboxing man Who paid someone else fifty grand For a "personal piece" But then it got leaked So Verbalase lost all his fans

[@A76noname]

1:19 MR. FIIILMSSSS!

[@-landon931]

Nice to see Jack uploading to his limerick channel, also new YGS today hopefully

[@ShelTheHell]

I genuinely love the limerick episodes

[@RhysKimpo]

Some KZbinrs made a new lunch It was trash, not so good to munch, A minecart said no KSI started to blow And the lead poisoning is starting to crunch.

[@dexterwilliams2520]

8:04 JACK DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT PITHEE! That or he just remembered.

[@Cxste11xn]

The "Erin and I want to Éirinn Go Brách back" made me sigh like a dad who just told his kid not to get all muddy, then turned around to find them already covered. Well played, Johnsmovies.

[@ohmygodsteve5224]

only bangers in this episode holy

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

As an American, I’m proud to say I had no clue who JD Vance was so I had to look up “jd vance couch” after the limerick Great to see couch bangers as senators

[@ThKillinJo]

Let's be honest, this is the main channel now

[@curtiss.arnold1318]

"There once was a wasp from the east, Who was searching for food for a feast. A cicada will do, A sting to subdue, And the cicada will soon be deceased."

[@justinchandler-holtz7206]

A Canadian red panda guy Had some tickets she wanted to buy But she got the blues When she saw on the news The Pentagon struck from up high

[@starlightarises]

A girl turning red? A surprise! She just couldn't believe her eyes When she woke up that night And she had such a fright Because red pandas never get guys

[@bacon.cheesecake]

I'm surprised Jack hasn't been in an ERB, I think he'd be a great fit for the right role

[@veryvance]

as a dude named vance i am both horrified and honoured

[@WeIshPro]

There once was a man named Columbus He found a manatee rather plumbous Some say it’s it fake But we all know what he did to its cake

[@Tfin]

Struggling to convert "DM a minor" from "dungeon mastered a person who mines" to "direct messaged an underage person."

[@MCFLURRYJESTER]

LMAOOOOO

[@joelmole3157]

We should definitely do sonnets next. I know they take ages but screw it, let’s all unleash our inner Shakespeare!

[@draxiss1577]

We should do an epic ballad next. Each entry requires an entire opera to complete.

[@lrba5524]

LimeRick is the best joke that's ever been featured on any of jack's channels

[@boopdoop2865]

we all thought the limerick joke was jack to the future

[@trybunnazyleta963]

Thank you daddy Jack for the wonderful lime rick YAIY, just in time for my pre-dinner goon session!

[@NoteBard]

Okay so the trick to writing a good limerick: Write the last line first. The punchline that you want should be the groundwork, then build up from there. Nintendo's a bunch of hypocrites The lore never quite seemed to fit A skeletal stem Only makes sense to them Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?

[@Koala5617.]

13:43 i am cackling at a black screen

[@almach_748]

I promise this isn't assault But I'm showing your house to my cult! I may be a creep But I'm near where you sleep So why don't we talk like adults?

[@wafimation]

10:02 the best part, love that guy

[@Prototype_Gamez]

Lime Ricks? Erm, I prefer Lime Melvins.

[@thegreatkompass]

This episode made me chuckle I laughed hard from knuckle to knuckle But once I saw you It became very true That my pants were starting to unbuckle

[@mageofchaos]

2:59 he also has the whole thing about how his name stands for Jorkin Depeanus

[@TomMinnow]

I have a YIAYdea: Commenters write a sonnet together, two lines at a time. All you need to do, Jack, is prompt with a title. Imagine a shakespearean retelling of modern Internet flame wars, it would be so cringe and i need to see it PLS

[@Glunk222]

These were some of the best YIAY answers

[@connerayotte]

I think this is my all time favorite yiay

[@PersonJay]

A Man Was Once Named Mister Gawne He Had Quite A Wonderful Lawn He Went Out The Back Gate And By Car, Met His Fate And Therefore Mr. Gawne Is Gone

[@Coyvegas]

geometry dash reference 🤨

[@MostlyTiredVids]

ok that ad transition was very clean

[@OwainCynanRoberts]

0:20 Christ on a bike, that's the hardest laughing fit I've ever seen from someone.

[@Obamno1]

react bot is the best part of this video

[@Attemptedburger]

I feel like it's the most palatable aspect of vance's character.

[@DrJigglebones]

honestly, I'd love to see a series of limerick ones, like you did with haikus. and do a little song like you did with haikus, too. as for other poetic forms, I just don't know if there are any that are both short enough and well known enough to work in this format.

[@reagoated]

i think we should stop doing poems and instead pivot towards 3 hour video essays

[@_Wolfi3__]

Sonnets.

[@shawnMartin22]

That Mckenzie bridge pic looks like cracksfilms

[@wightrabbit]

There were three men from Perth, Who dropped many items into the earth. As they rose to fame And the world learned their names, They found themselves racing against Chris Hemsworth

[@AshyVEVO]

Your rhymes are good but the syllable structure's a little wonky, ur first line is 6 syllables and ur last one is 11 There once were three men from Perth They dropped some items into the Earth As they rose to fame The world learned their names Now they must race Chris Hemsworth

[@wightrabbit]

@@AshyVEVO Aaaah, gotcha. Thanks👍

[@H3art_c10uds]

React bot’s random inputs is so😭😭❤️

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

Limerick is a county in Ireland.

[@NonisLuck]

The Brazilians got together and we agreed to move to Pithee if you rename it to a single letter, like P

[@DominoKiddoo]

there once was a man at the bar who sold pickles out of a jar he got so drunk stole an elephants trunk and danced ontop of his car

[@lychenthrope]

Did you guys know that JFK's temp coffin wouldnt fit in the plane door, so the secret service had to tumble him around like a couch that you cant quite get in the door and his body was so disfigured after they had to close casket. It makes me explode in laughter imagining him just tumbling around in the box while everyone is freaking out.