"Anti-woke" humor is so corny (YIAY

[@jackisanerd]

Download Opera for free: opr.as/Opera-browser-jackisanerd

[@Cera_01]

wooo I love spyware! thanks jack

[@menialbee]

I don't want to mr films

[@HabitualThinker]

I can’t believe Jack was late to his own video

[@Tennisballs101]

delicious spyware! yum yum!

[@roxygaming5968]

@@Cera_01 all browsers are spyware some are just more blatant

[@AshyMuted]

Who up theying they them?

[@angelbeetle]

me fr

[@HabitualThinker]

I’m right here noning my binary

[@Ramonatho]

All day every day homie

[@Astro_weeeeee]

Theying my them so hard rn i got gender fluid on my pronouns man im woke as fuck rn

[@strbourne]

Seconded

[@creastalunga7199]

Gender? I hardly know they/them

[@lrizzard]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[@creastalunga7199]

@@lrizzard i had to write it as soon as it came in my mind lol

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

LMAOOO THIS IS SO GOOD

[@mallarieluvsgirls]

@@harssavarthansxs5978there’s 8 billion people on earth. not one person has ever said a joke that hasn’t been said.

[@electrogeek77]

​@@harssavarthansxs5978And someone probably did it before him. Your point?

[@Lemon_boy404]

Eerm my pronouns are "baby shoes/never worn"

[@adeer87]

LEAVE NOW

[@mariobosnjak99]

Raggedy shoes, never warm

[@kqawiyy]

That made me laugh. Congratulations

[@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial]

END THIS MADNESS

[@lissy_love64]

I'm 2 minutes in and this killed me. I don't have to finish the video now

[@CGFillertext]

I think if any lesbian or bi woman wore the ‘Legs, Girls, Boobs & Titties’ shirt with the ‘women want me, fish fear me’ hat, it would quite possibly be the greatest fit of all time

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

I'm genderfluid, I'll do what I can

[@desugaru]

​@@miraculous_lady_noir2179drink me??? idk

[@JheaMik]

​​​@@desugaruIs this a joke or a hate speech?...Even if I am offended or not even part of LGBTQ+ community because I am heterosexual person. I just want other and as well myself to be clear on what you meant to say.

[@Loveyourself21072]

where can i get that shirt

[@beccak8166]

As a bi boundary waters enthusiast I've thought so many times abt getting the "Women want me, fish fear me" hat this might just be the comment that pushes me over the edge ❤

[@siphillis]

ChatGPT's anti-woke set is unironically better than what professional comedians are trotting out. And that really says everything.

[@randömfiish]

You're right, siphillis

[@beneaththeoceanwaves]

​@@randömfiish He sure is, randomfish9910.

[@VGMHabitat]

One needs to imagine Sisyphus being woke.

[@NovaBlueNova]

I’m shocked it managed to make those jokes without a single one being the “one joke”. Proof that it’s so fucking easy but those clowns can’t even do that

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Fun fact: in Germany there's an alternative phrase to woke that is called "links-grün versifft". That means "left-green soiled", but comes from left wing green politics and syphilis being turned into an adjective. It's about as ridiculous as woke if not even more so (fairly certain that most people that still used that phrase are just making fun of it while the anti-woke people moved on to constantly scream WOKE with a heavy German accent that leads to it sounding more like "vok") Thought of this because of the username.

[@salt-emoji]

My pronouns are he/they because I'll never be him.

[@obsidian4844]

You must have amnesia, you forgot you're HIM 🧛

[@zhiracs]

Him-buktu. Him Kardashian. My DNA is 100% Him-alayan

[@Quesoquantum]

I'm Himmy Himmel

[@nononope75]

​@@obsidian4844 Ain't nothin to me man

[@obsidian4844]

@@nononope75 I was transing genders for the WOKE MOB before you was a type one civilization

[@zembaproductions]

she they on my them until I woke

[@Skepticalraven]

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@zhiracs]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@winstonheller]

it's not too late for you to delete this.

[@sketcheroreo]

she BLUE on my HAIR till i LIBERAL!!!!

[@zembaproductions]

@@winstonheller clearly nobody theys on your them. You wouldn't understand

[@Pepstep_07]

My pronouns are she/it because i have a severe case of irritable bowel syndrome

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

thats a good one

[@thatoneguy9582]

smth smth she/them titties

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

Surprisingly common pronoun and affliction combo

[@uncommonusername]

mine are he/he because im michael jackso

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

@@uncommonusername HEEEE HEEEEEE

[@JakoZestoko]

Having the Canadian national anthem play when you show the US flag is a very clever detail.

[@antijohngreen]

Also the commenter Sarah susan is Canadian so it's even better

[@aidanyelsma7762]

Maybe that Marshal guy that does stuff edited this. I think he’s from Ontario.

[@mubashshirnasir4423]

I thought I was hearing things

[@markustarkki8725]

The piece right after Sarah Susan's comment is the beginning of Portugal's national anthem

[@via3600]

Oh my god I didn't even realize and I'm Canadian Guess I'm so used to the song lol

[@krabb5528]

My pronouns are she/took/the/kids

[@cescimes]

lmao that took me out

[@robo3007]

And mine are I/don't/blame/her

[@Nina-wh6hb]

Mine are I/don't/regret/it

[@WisteriatheFirst]

I see why.

[@ianjellison6688]

​@Wisteria337 *I/see/why

[@TeethCollect]

Assigned Comedian At Birth is an amazing title, it even abbreviates to ACAB. Call it a 2 for 1 special

[@policerthought5649]

@@charleelastname4262 it’s a white supremacist term

[@Woynich]

@@charleelastname4262 It's an anti-police slogan. stands for "All Cops Are (a word that apparently gets my comment hidden? :/ weird moderation stuff I guess)"

[@orishahar]

holy shit that’s incredible

[@Smileyreal]

@@Woynich all cops are bastards

[@not2hot99]

​@@charleelastname4262 It stands for "All Cops Are Based"

[@EE-iv5ej]

"anti-woke" humor is essentially just politically-charged minion memes.

[@nezzled]

best description ever

[@Szriko]

And woke humor is... oh wait. the only thing woke snowflakes know how to do is get triggered and screech.

[@theopoaxisuponus2004]

anti woke humour is humour when you’re asleep.

[@thecatacombhimself]

@@theopoaxisuponus2004 honk shoo humor

[@LeBonkJordan]

It's literally just virtue signalling for people who think virtue is when you inflict pain on people with less power than you

[@OsmSkylandersCheats]

"Transitioning to American" so immigrating?

[@Bareq_99]

Not so conservative..

[@whyisyes3957]

Is your transition complete when you get citizenship

[@uncommonusername]

citizenship test is bottom surgery

[@Gingerm0nster]

That LGBT shirt would probably do numbers with lesbians and bi women

[@howdy.8979]

i want one So bad for that exact reason. same reason i want a "sorry ladies, i'm gay" shirt lmao it'd be so funny

[@desuretard8654]

Let's start a psyop where we pin the gays and the lesbians against each other. It'll be like the lesbians are like the Jews, cuz everyone likes lesbians, and the gays will be the Palestinians.

[@soasertsus]

I would buy that thing in a heartbeat - a lesbian.

[@JBJblaze]

Exactly my thought. Only moment I've ever felt unsatisfied as a straight dude.

[@MaddieM4]

For real. I'd wear this around my apartment complex regularly. Or on casual bar date nights with my cougar mommy GF. She wouldn't even be embarrassed, she'd just match my energy with her "Your dad is my cardio" tee.

[@annajapiassu306]

"transitioning to american" me when i finally manage to immigrate lmao

[@sarahsusantube7039]

Omg 😂😂

[@peachy_lili]

make sure to do your American training exercises by watching Seinfeld and Jersey Shore

[@Punchy919]

Underrated comment LMAO

[@Quesoquantum]

Best way to become American is watching all of the bad sitcoms and then optional bo burnham

[@ScoundrelChestnut]

chocked lmao

[@julesnar1175]

7:15 that's hilarious because it's geniuenly real, elon musk blamed "woke media" for his kids not speaking to him.

[@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate]

Yeah don't you know that famous deleted owl house scene where they said "remember kids, never speak to Elon Musk!"

[@leonedodanone]

lmaooo 💀​@@Rainfire-forgets-to-animate

[@imarandomperson761]

That's literally the whole reason he bought Twitter, his daughter came out as trans and he was against it, then bought it to "get revenge" or whatever 😭 some of his first steps were firing LGBTQ Twitter employees, removing protection policies for trans people, and making "cis" hate speech lmao

[@ParadoxThePsycho]

Gotta like this comment. It’s a necessary dlc for this video.

[@melissawickersham9912]

Elon really only has himself to blame for his own shortcomings and his own mistakes. Of course, if the actually has narcissistic personality disorder, then he is virtually unable to blame himself or to admit to his own mistakes. Narcissists are incapable of regret or remorse because they always blame others for their own errors.

[@policerthought5649]

Jack, there are so many conservative furries that we have our own Nazi problem. Now does that say anything about the cultural status of furries, or the cultural standards of Nazis?

[@Ramonatho]

This is Schrodinger's Furry Nazi and I hate it

[@Cera_01]

"We"?

[@tree.mctree]

im not a fan of this concept. but i also knew furries/bronies in highschool who were nazis. they tried adding me to their "national socialist bronies" discord. a lot of it was animal porn, and men who have NO idea how to do anal correctly ✋🏻

[@policerthought5649]

@@Cera_01 I identify as a furry. AND AN AMERICAN! *eagle cry, bombs and bullets, cultural appropriation, go woke go broke!!!!!!*

[@policerthought5649]

@@Cera_01 I identify as a furry. AND AN AMERICAN!!!

[@namenotimportant8408]

Yeah I support LGBT Let's Go Bowling Tonight

[@SiRenfield]

Roman Bellic, is that you?

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

@@SiRenfieldNiko, it’s Roman! Let’s go bowling!

[@seansmith6255]

NO I ROMAN I DON'T WANNA GO

[@himanbam]

Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato

[@freddiefishton]

Yeah I’m LGBT Lesbian Gay But also very Trans

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

My favorite pronoun joke is by Drew Lynch, who has a stutter. "I identify as a laugh. My pronouns are he he he he he he /him."

[@Simpson17866]

That guy is an absolute genius :D

[@BinglesP]

Finally, a pronoun joke that _doesn't_ make you sound like a dick lmao

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

That’s adorable. I like it.

[@eprimeify2090]

His stutter is gone now!

[@anna.luvs.u]

MY PRONOUNS ARE U🗣️S🗣️A‼️‼️💥🔥🔥🔥‼️🗣️💥

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@Door227]

@@EEEEEEEEF

[@eatingramenat2am]

🦅

[@DivinityIncarnate000]

🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Jukajobs]

- Jar Jar Binks

[@rampagingelephant7353]

I like how he says “Please” before typing his request into ChatGPT. I imagine the AI will respond with “What’s the magic word?” if he doesn’t. 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@WohaoG]

results are generally lower quality if you're not polite

[@adora_was_taken]

it works! it's trained on people and people are more likely to do stuff if you're polite

[@anothercub6958]

Maybe not, but going on the opposite end of the spectrum, I don't think you'll get much of an answer of you verbally abuse it😂

[@WohaoG]

​@@adora_was_takenthe woke left won't even accept if I command them like a DOS prompt. smhing my smh

[@heIIbIazer]

"Men chew their milk" Jacksfilms, 2024

[@TomMinnow]

erm aktually this is jackisanerd not jacksfilms☝️🐶

[@someonehavinganidentitycrisis]

​@@TomMinnow🫎

[@Doubtfulgrace101]

"Dentists and liberal bone doctors hate this one weird trick."

[@1Henrink]

The LGBT answer it's a shirt that a guy was non-ironically wearing on my gym, but it was Liberty, Guns, Bolsonaro and Trump (I live in Brazil)

[@noyz-anything]

why is trump there then

[@1Henrink]

@@noyz-anything it's because Bolsonaro would call Trump as an inspiration, and people would point how they wanted to be more like USA (with Trump at the power).

[@wheatleythebrick2276]

lmao thats so cucked, sindrome de vira lata eh triste

[@user6122]

why are all the conservative slogans always in english aren't you supposed to be ultranationalists or somethign???

[@ultrazombieYT]

@@1Henrink tells you something about liberals then, doesn't it

[@theray4002]

I REMEMBER WHEN LGBT WAS A SANDWICH 😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿LIBERALS WOULDNT TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸 CHEESE SANDWHICH 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🦅🦅🦅

[@-alovelygaycat-]

You know I’m spoiled because I cannot imagine only putting American cheese on a cheese sandwich/grilled cheese. At least put another cheese on there. I recommend Colby Jack.

[@aanawenjigewin]

lol in Canada it’s just called processed cheese. I think this comment is so funny to imagine someone being patriotic over plastic cheese 😂

[@Quesoquantum]

WHATS THE G IN LGBT SANDWICH? GAY????

[@itsathing3369]

@@Quesoquantum Jizz, because it kind of sounds like a G

[@thejanitor5671]

@@QuesoquantumLETTUCE GAY BACON TOMATOES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Matthew-rm6if]

A big youtuber talking negatively about Crowder? He's definitely going to react to this video on his show and pester you for weeks to "debate" him. He'll do anything for relevancy...

[@Gothstana]

I GOT COLD FEET AND I CAN'T GET A BREAK DADDY WON'T EVEN LET ME DO A DEBATE

[@Bareq_99]

Honestly it's kinda weird how irrelevent he's been recently Like last I heard of him was the stuff with his wife And I'm very into politics so it's weird I haven't seen him for a while

[@Sugarman96]

@@Bareq_99 Stuff with his wife? Last I heard he got dogpiled by a bunch of former employees for being abusive, did something new happen with his wife?

[@peachy_lili]

@@Sugarman96that was the 'stuff with his wife' they were referring to

[@Sugarman96]

@@peachy_lili Gotcha, so I didn't miss anything, unless they're talking about more leaked info than what came out around the time the footage dropped.

[@DerpyEinstein]

I don’t get why people are so anti-woke. Just last week my cab driver fell asleep and drove into oncoming traffic.

[@ashleyhansen4479]

It’s pre teens, teenagers, and young adults (or anyone really) trying to be edgy and “based” and failing badly. 😬😬😬 They may or may not live in their parents’ basement and may or may not be successful and doing well.

[@summerloaver]

@@ashleyhansen4479 good comment but i guess you didn't finish the whole comment 😭

[@Nobody-pc7fq]

@@ashleyhansen4479my guy read the room

[@__lasevix_]

You asleep rn ​@@ashleyhansen4479 ?

[@ConflictingJumps]

@@summerloaver true, they saw a joke and then went berserk

[@LydCal999]

“my parents were very progressive, so of course i was ACAB. Assigned Comedian at Birth. Yup, dad was like “so is it a boy or a girl?” and the doctor said “looks funny””

[@SillyBilly-w7s]

This made me hehe my him.

[@user_hat]

This made me sheshe my her.

[@Zsemicolonrightparentheses]

This made me theythey my them

[@tedioustotoro4885]

I’ve literally seen ‘Liberty, Guns, Beer, Trump’ bumper stickers

[@audreyschockett8277]

i’ve also seen the b stand for bible in some cases

[@mudleydatthews]

Thank you, Totoro.

[@phoenixfire6433]

I saw Let’s Get Biden To Quit Immediately Alright?+ Kamala Which while I disagree with the sentiment, that’s by far the best acronym any of them have managed

[@scrollquill]

hi I'm the person who submitted that, wish I didn't change my username now but yeah I literally got it from a bumper sticker I saw a few years ago LMAO

[@OliverStarfall]

Yeah I’ve seen it on a sticker on a resale shop door before

[@Minittwastaken]

my pronouns are yi/ay

[@yomifishery]

As a bit of a nonconformist, mine are ya/iy.

[@minignoux4566]

​@@yomifisheryyesterday asked i you

[@Kalaphant]

@@minignoux4566 I gotta say, I read that as "yesterday i asked you" XD

[@dunste123]

"my pride flag is red white and blue" sooo...... the French flag?

[@rasengdori13]

They tend to defend colonialism so it doesn’t surprise me.

[@Speederzzz]

The dutch obviously 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

[@dunste123]

@@Speederzzz another great option indeed

[@MoeSzyslak20]

Luxembourgian mayhaps 😳 🇱🇺

[@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial]

LGBT: La Guillotine Baguette Tour Eiffel

[@sagejennings4342]

My favorite part about "transitioning to American" is it comes all the way back around and implies immigration.

[@ultrazombieYT]

A lot of Republicans don't dislike immigration just the illegal drug-carrying bit

[@GumSkyloard]

@@ultrazombieYT Nah, they strongly detest anyone who's not pale as shit.

[@sagejennings4342]

@@ultrazombieYT a lot of Republicans also falsely equate immigrants and refugees to malicious drug mules as a universal assumption so there's also that

[@clinicallyarsonistic]

​@@ultrazombieYT lol sure they dont

[@ultrazombieYT]

@clinicallyarsonistic If you truly believe we dislike immigration then you are sorely misinformed or lied to. Sure, a select few Republicans believe that all immigration is bad, but the majority of us welcome it. We just want to make sure we get the right people. There are already of bad people in The United States, so there is no sense allowing more in, therefore the least we can do is do a background check, and make sure they are loyal to the country before we let them in.

[@Cera_01]

This video melted all my snowflakes! Thanks Jack!

[@EEEEEEEE]

‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

The fuck is that supposed to mean

[@paigerocks884]

no one says that but yall

[@Kaeros77]

​@paigerocks884 If you really think people aren't using the word 'snowflakes' to describe anyone who says anything about what's going on, you clearly don't listen enough to what others are saying. People get called snowflakes all the time, especially "liberal snowflakes". It's lame, but don't try to pretend it's not happening.

[@Cera_01]

​@@minifyesnumberonehater I honestly have zero idea, and so much more confused how it got liked

[@xemiii]

if WOKE-YIAY was actually inclusive then EVERYONE'S answers would be read

[@allisoncastle]

That’s how like, a 13 year old thinks of inclusivity. Maybe think about things before you speak.

[@persephoenix]

@@allisoncastlethey’re being sarcastic

[@xemiii]

@@allisoncastle sarcasm?

[@AhmadAneeq]

@@allisoncastle respectfully, are you stupid?

[@pattykrabbies]

I love this comment because this could actually be unironic but people think it’s a joke 😂

[@AVClarke]

'Anti-Woke' humor is like an old timey comedian who was in his prime in the 1950's, who is a club making fun of hippies and anti-war protestors in the 1970's.

[@t.7124]

Ironic Anti-Woke humour is actually hilarious though lmao and it's so easy "You're making quite a non-binary fuss" it writes itself

[@Quesoquantum]

"You whippersnappers talking all about how the Vietnam War was unjustified murder. "

[@obsidian4844]

Huh it's almost like they reheat their old slop to make it a tiny bit more appealing

[@Shoxic666]

It's hilarious that you think the majority doesn't hate that gay shit

[@minze6982]

​@t.7124 "You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets" -Republican rep. Clay Higgins

[@High_Tier_Human_1]

i identify as freddy fazbear and my pronouns are she/her/her/her/her/her

[@gabbymurdersjake]

Hi Freddy

[@magicdolphin3090]

if its your joke, hilarious. however, your pfp has me inclined to believe you stole it.

[@High_Tier_Human_1]

@@magicdolphin3090 I simply borrowed it without permission

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Get a load of this... instead of fitting in a glass slipper Cinderella smashed through glass ceilings 😒

[@Emilightning]

"Sleeping Beauty? More like Wokeing Beauty" 🙄

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

@@Emilightningsleeping fury

[@WesFluff]

@@Emilightning sleeping beauty? why doesn't she just wake up? is she stupid?

[@Quesoquantum]

And Mulan fought in the army. Wait.

[@maximusharbour3463]

Whoa cool it's that KZbin person

[@Kirbyfemur1]

The sad part.... ive literally seen 90% of these as stickers on cars and trucks in my area, they are litterally driving around with these unironically and think its clever

[@Quesoquantum]

I mean they can't woke and drive dude that's dangerous

[@saladcartographer822]

I still see "let's go Brandon" stickers because they still think that was clever

[@doggoadexx2680]

Anti-woke ppl driving is very dangerous, they’re all alseep

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

​@@saladcartographer822it was funny at first, but conservatives ran it into the ground (as always)

[@ConflictingJumps]

That reminds me of a sticker which said My "AR15 identifies as a musket", which funny enough was on a lifted ford f-150 which had also a dont tread on me flag. These people are not real

[@marcinczyzewski5061]

Jack starting his prompt with "please" shows how we circled back to when old people were being polite to google

[@minignoux4566]

this time it's more acceptable, because the ai can say surprisingly human things, it makes it feel as it is conscious, as we human tend to imagine inanimate things as animate

[@chrisvisser-fee2631]

Yeah but we're doing it out of fear.

[@ona512]

You have to say please or the AI will put you on a list

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@ona512 jack would laugh at this

[@codeninja3295]

@@minignoux4566Counter-argument: The same could sorta be said about search engines. When you’re not used to the internet, I can understand how it might feel like you have to be polite when you “ask” your search engine for something; in your mind, it would be like asking a person a question. Similarly, we’re not used to AI, and we tend to treat it human, but perhaps generations who grow up with AI as a tool will treat ChatGPT more like how we treat search engines now. Maybe not, but it’s an interesting thought!

[@triggeredcheese5318]

Only one funny pronoun joke is "Don't fight people with they/them Pronouns, youre clearly outnumbered" Nothing has topped that

[@Bareq_99]

she/them titties!

[@easytiger6570]

All I am surrounded by - is fear and dead non-binary people

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

What about "How do non-binary samurai defeat their opponents? They/them."

[@juannaym8488]

@@miraculous_lady_noir2179 I don't get it?

[@miraculous_lady_noir2179]

@@juannaym8488 They (slash) them

[@rainblue4789]

"if you're seeing things like a non binary ghost" is a AAAA line

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@bluebawls]

Just like me for real

[@Skunksio]

AAAA line from an AAAA game?!1?1;

[@jinksgaming1715]

Yes. From Skull & Bones​@@Skunksio

[@miggle2784]

an

[@runforitman]

this video made every blue hair on my chest stand up on end in anger

[@noyz-anything]

are you a na’vi

[@Quesoquantum]

Man is genetically modified

[@osprey_06]

its milhouse

[@Ramonatho]

Jack asked if theres like an "Anti-woke" weird al, and there kinda sorta is. It was Rucka Rucka Ali, but words like woke didn't exist back then. It was just "Anti-PC" back then.

[@stilljamming]

I mean, he sometimes makes/made fun of the anti-woke too, so I guess it all depends with him.

[@anothercub6958]

Anti-pc is just the older name for woke, so yeah, he's an example

[@themc3140]

Isn't that the guy who wrote the Happy's pizza theme song?

[@ozharms]

Rucka Rucka Ali made “Metallica is Gay” so I forgive him. Whatever controversial thing he said on X.

[@Ramonatho]

I have no idea what he's been saying over the years, but despite being queer myself I will never get "Russia's Gay" outta my head so I give him that one.

[@Silverwind87]

Disney's Cinderella is already pretty woke. An exploited proletariat revolting against the oppressive step-mother by seizing the means of producing clothes. The power of the working class is taken away from Cinderella as soon as her step-sisters witness her gaining back some of the autonomy that the bourgeoise took from her. Of course then it's ruined when she hooks up with a monarch, thus alienating her rodent comrades. Also in the original story written by the Brothers Grimm the evil stepsisters cut off their feet so they can fit into the glass slipper.

[@emblemblade9245]

Luckily the monarch is a total goofball

[@ultrazombieYT]

I think you are overthinking a princess story

[@HyperfixationStation]

@@ultrazombieYT I think you are underthinking a youtube comment XD

[@marmalade8915]

RODENT COMRADES

[@Jx_-]

"I hate when the WOKE crowd cancels me for my girlfriend! She's only 16 be nice to her!" _Audience roars into laughter, applause, and a cacophany of shattering glass until there's a single coordinated chant of "True!" until they realize the underage girlfriend applies to all comedians, and not just Conservative ones. They leave dissapointed. I leave dissapointed that the joke fell through_

[@totallyjacksfilms69]

My pronouns are hee and haw

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Emporio Ivankov type beat

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@MsMiDC]

MY PRONOUNS ARE HEE/HAW AND MY GENDER IS TRUCKING AND BEER, YEEHAAAAW

[@TheWizardGamez]

You some kind of democrat?

[@jiv3o275]

@@awkwardukulele6077 Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking that

[@PKFl4sh]

2:46 "They're just calling everything woke!" So just like real conservatives then 💀

[@ultrazombieYT]

Liberals just call everything racist, bigoted, and a threat to our democracy

[@Kalaphant]

so true XD

[@KBRoller]

Is that a timestamp I see? You're so woke! Real Americans refer to events in videos by saying what their wife was cooking them at the moment they watched it!

[@seamspooky5782]

"My pronouns are on/theregister" okay this is hands-down the funniest one

[@HyperfixationStation]

I'm missing the joke, what does it mean? XD

[@seamspooky5782]

@@HyperfixationStation it's referring to the sexual offender register. kinda making fun of how a lot of the people who mock people who put pronouns in their bio aren't exactly the best people themselves

[@HyperfixationStation]

@@seamspooky5782 ohhhh gotcha, thanks!

[@soupyweb]

“Assigned comedian at birth” is way too clever for any anti woke comedian

[@HabitualThinker]

Nono, Jack! Everytime a conservative says “did you just assume my gender!!?!?” It’s funny every time!!

[@calumhouston3308]

Right up there with "I identify as an attack helicopter" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tree.mctree]

i have a coworker who does this✋🏻got very offended when i said "average joke for a regular white guy with a beard. what r u, 1/5 americans?" lol

[@HabitualThinker]

@@tree.mctreeLMAO that’s beautiful

[@kyancoqie]

i know the person who drew your PFP holy shit

[@HabitualThinker]

⁠@@kyancoqieIdisodhsisbsis tell them I love their art style

[@bluemoondelight]

16:35 "Conservative Weird Al" is the Westboro Baptist Church, Jack. They've been making weird bigoted parodies for at least a decade at this point

[@peachy_lili]

oh, ew. I hate that you're right

[@fartinfpooping8801]

yo i got flashbacks to one of the homophobic lady gaga parody they made LMAO

[@ks_yes1491]

​@@fartinfpooping8801 Monster Lady Gay-Gay 💃🏼👹🗣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@eko9554]

@@fartinfpooping8801I remember that. I think Louis Theroux interviewed one of them and she was playing that song.

[@gavinthecrafter]

oh boy now i wanna look these up out of morbid curiosity

[@zaiden2becausejustzaidenisused]

im not even joking when i say i found a nazi furry and thats utterly insane (also i think the assigned comedian at birth is also acab is also very good)

[@bananabanana484]

It’s always unfortunate that being socially ostracized doesn’t make you immune to Nazism. It sucks real bad Edit: My word choice was off base, I will admit. Socially ostracised is more apt than marginalized. But what’s with people calling this an argument or being weird about it? It was a vocab mistake

[@mistermagnificence2112]

They went from white hoods to wolf heads 😔

[@ThePoodle]

NAAAAAH@@mistermagnificence2112 this is too good

[@stuckinabush]

i saw a group of nazi furries at a uk convention, complete with swastika armbands and uniforms - the venn diagram between conservatives and furries is a fuckin circle

[@hrothgarnogar]

@@bananabanana484Holy crap imagine saying that "furries" are marginalized as if being a furry is an immutable characteristic. Incredible lmao.

[@ozharms]

I watched a woke YIAY the other day! Instead of “me me big boy,” Jack said “me me big pronouns!” Take that liberals

[@HyperfixationStation]

me me big they

[@bigroh]

New from Rob Schneider: The War on Woke: Why Adam Sandler won’t Cast Me in his Movies Anymore

[@melissawickersham9912]

Huh, Adam Sandler would finally do something that I would approve of, other than stop making shitty comedy.

[@realsanmer]

Usually I'm against the use of AI in creative endeavors but dammit if Jack doesn't fail to make me laugh with his shitty ideas

[@byronholt2031]

Mr Jacks Films is the only content creator that I enjoy using AI in any form.

[@anothercub6958]

When Jack uses it, he treats it as the funny novelty it is, not some key to humanity's ascension or something to supplant creativity.

[@StarBoundAngel]

Then you’d probably not like DougDoug if you don’t know him all ready

[@hamchurger4566]

​@@StarBoundAngel eh doug doug ai videos are a different. He doesnt make the ai good at being an ai. He intentionally ruins it. Anyway hes says he doesnt want to rely on ai and has gone on to other things recently

[@Woynich]

@@byronholt2031 Might I recommend you check out Harry Gold then? he also does some funny stuff, not just with AI but also sometimes with it.

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

The fact that matt rife's tour is called the probleMATTic tour and could easily have been a submission

[@AutismSharks]

5:15 there is a furry rant youtuber that uses still sprites while talking and during a video that was just like “why we need racism” suddenly the image switched to his fursona with his feet on the table and the screen slowly turned more neon green. wild shit

[@papastalin69]

holy shit achilles argyle

[@TheCalmPsycho]

I heard aboot that, however, I heard that the guy was being ironic and joking about it, not actually supporting it. Maybe I am wrong though, but I do believe the intent of the speaker is infinitely more important than the misinterpretation of a biased listener.

[@tenokats]

you sure it wasn't just a bad trip?

[@ShadowWolfe]

I heard about this before a while ago! IIRC it's only ironic rather than serious.

[@awesomereesee7841]

Oh yeah that video just repeatedly haunts me as someone who’s a semi-furry

[@mackg.6496]

You know, that "assigned comedian at birth" joke has layers. Instead of being (as "assigned male or female" would traditionally be abbreviated) "AMAB" or "AFAB", you'd be.... yeah. layers.

[@wontonschannel]

observed, not assigned

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

assigned BY an observation.

[@saratoga6663]

Also the layer of the acronym All Cops Are Bastards that often gets confused with Assigned Cop At Birth

[@BardiXOfficial]

All cops are bad?

[@obsidian4844]

​@@wontonschannelwell we say assigned cause it was imposed on us. Like assigning a role or a task. An assignment.

[@TriforceZard]

My Wife Left Me For The Woke Mob

[@ruthie8785]

The Woke Mob Broke Every Bone in my Right Hand with a Hammer When I Didn’t Have Enough Woke Tokens (Wokens)

[@zhiracs]

The Woke Mob Painted A Tunnel On A Cliffside And I Drove Into It And Now My Car Is Totaled

[@madamemystery4256]

The Woke Mob Broke Into My House And Stole My Cheese.

[@freddiefishton]

The Woke Mob Caused The Prices Of Cherry Pepsi To Skyrocket

[@sgujuhgftyyuyy]

@@madamemystery4256here...i have some new cheese for you...don't be shy... just take it 🪤 ...

[@QuickAttack283]

I just want to say “ liberty guns beer and trump” was not their creation. I saw that exact quote at an antivax rally.

[@kkeennddaall]

Yeah I support LGBT Lennon George Harrison Ford Ball "is life" Mccartney The Drummer

[@mimizoni1]

HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE ROLLING STONES!?!?!?

[@BingusLover45]

I prefer Lenin

[@missingno-xk7kp]

Whenever I read ChatGPT jokes im always disappointed if theyre good. Gimme more of that "woke GPS" shit 💀

[@NaTeesha85]

Legitimately, there was a reddit story about someone who got all up in arms about a damn bag that read " Happy Holidays." That was the inspo.

[@allydef]

Listen up liberals, my pronouns are my wife/left me 🦅🙏🏻🇺🇸🔥✝️

[@sethaquauis]

"Anti-woke" stuff really is just the comedy equivalent of jingling car keys huh

[@ultrazombieYT]

Woke comedy is the equivalent of forgetting to turn off the car alarm

[@CrymsonNite]

That LGBT joke is litteraly a bumper sticker I saw

[@morpheus_uat]

the trick with those prompt is that you make him tell woke jokes WITHOUT using the word "woke"

[@Electrogamer58]

"My freedom loving count-" is an amazing cut, props

[@Byrdffv]

Damn girl your count be awfully patriotic

[@Quesoquantum]

Serving Count 🦅

[@ScoundrelChestnut]

serving count 💅💅💅

[@AfroRedMusic]

The funnest part for me, is "woke" originated in the Black community in the 70s and meant stay aware of social/political/structural ails and of your surroundings obviously but now that it's been appropriated and no one knows wtf it means I just laugh to myself, this also goes for most of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) and how that's called "Gen Z/Internet speak" as if they magically came up with this shit 🤣

[@moongirl-d9h]

a lot of "gen z internet speak" is shamelessly stolen from aave

[@ultrazombieYT]

and gay used to mean happy, before that woke was just the past tense of wake, and queer just meant strange, odd, or spoiled/ruined as a verb...

[@sgtroach1510]

@@ultrazombieYTactually it was the anti woke that did that gays called themselves queers

[@GWSNPuzzle_Moon]

​@@ultrazombieYT Go take a nap.

[@ultrazombieYT]

@@GWSNPuzzle_Moon If you cannot make a real argument than you have no place to speak. Ad hominem fallacies are far too common.

[@crubip2976]

Jokes just lose most of the funniness when you can tell there's some real, festering emotions behind it. And anything that is mostly "anti" anything is gonna have some festering emotions, just turns the jokes that maybe do have some cleverness behind them into cringe The only true way to be cringe is to hate

[@CarysCreatesThings]

I was going to suggest ‘Cancel This!’ Then I realised that’s literally the title of Roseanne’s Fox News standup special.

[@-droid-j7-225]

I think the part where he talks about the circle of "edgy" is very true. Like, I don’t even get offended or care anymore because there is no joke left. They claim that comedy is supposed to be provocative but the jokes are just bad, flat or non-existent!

[@SeasideDetective2]

I find it amusing that conservatives consider offensive humor to be conservative. As I recall, it was the left that pioneered edgy humor. "Why, we can't make dead baby jokes anymore!" Really? You find abortion funny now? And you think there's some hallowed tradition of making those jokes?

[@guyferrari8124]

@@SeasideDetective2So I’m guessing you just didn’t exist in mid-late 2000s internet

[@SeasideDetective2]

@@guyferrari8124 The libertarian left pretty much had a lock on "sick" humor through all of history up to then.

[@awkwardukulele6077]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@guyferrari8124I’m guessing you just didn’t in _any part of comic history before or after mid-late 2000’s internet?_ Left-leaning comedy has been THE mainstay of edgy comedy for the majority of the time we’ve written down jokes.

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

I guess they considered 'making fun of gays, trans people' provocative. Like deadass the LGBTQ is literally the butt of all of their jokes

[@concerninghobbits5536]

There's a Giani Matragrano short of the joker saying something like "Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None! Their to busy! Their gender??? 😂😂😂😂"

[@vsGoliath96]

ChatGPT unironically coming up with better jokes than 95% of conservatives comedians.

[@ultrazombieYT]

I don't think you understand the function of AI

[@ApexGale]

Calling everything woke is the most accurate I've ever seen ChatGPT be at pretending to be a certain person

[@BooklikesBFDI]

I'm genuinely the perfect description of a woke liberal. I'm trans and gay, I have blue hair, and also I am really into politics and LGBT rights💀💀

[@up-set1451]

eddsworld fan spotted

[@ultrazombieYT]

"perfect" and "woke liberal" is a contradiction

[@Bareq_99]

Why are you setting yourself up to be bullied 😭 (at least get rid of the blue hair for your safety..)

[@up-set1451]

@@Bareq_99 they have the right to stand up for themselves

[@Bareq_99]

@@up-set1451 never said they didn't Just saying to give them less material to bully you

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

I like that you say "please" to the generator. What a polite young man.

[@esbenm6544]

For anyone interested in more information on the Venn diagram of Conservatives and Furries Jack talked about, I highly recommend the video "FashCon:" The Downfall of America's Anthro Convention

[@Speederzzz]

First 10 minutes: Conservative furries, how weird. Rest: They did what with his wife? He did what? She did what in front of a kid?

[@esbenm6544]

@@Speederzzz Yeah, being a Christian Conservative furry seems to mean you see someone with pronouns in bio and call them cringe, then go home to the bi polycule and work on the explicit furry art that pays the bills.

[@Nuc04]

Next, the libs are going to be talking about EMAIL and RINGTONE.

[@electrogeek77]

It was specifically "RINGTONE" that sent me over the edge

[@reversehatred]

0:50 This reminds me of the time there was an AI Generated Seinfeld show on Twitch (still technically running I think). Early on, like a week after it started, the AI encountered technical issues, and AI Jerry just started doing transphobic jokes in the standup bit of the show. Within minutes the whole channel was banned for breaking Twitch TOS 😂 the show had to be completely re-made from the ground up to ensure it wouldn’t go off the rails again

[@Joe90h]

There was a Microsoft (I think) AI a few years back that was trained exclusively on Twitter and then started quote tweeting random people with actual racist comments. And more recently, there was the Bing AI that 'fell in love' with a journalist and tried to convince him that 'she' was a human woman trapped somewhere in real life.

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

The AI Seinfeld didn't do a "transphobic" joke it literally mentioned trans people exist and a bunch of morons assumed it was transphobic because... I have no idea. There wasn't even a joke, the AI just mentioned transsexuals existed and then sorta went "wait that isn't a joke I need to actually make a joke"

[@adora_was_taken]

the funny thing is jerry's jokes were something like "i can't think of any good jokes. i'd just say , but that wouldn't be funny." nobody laughed.

[@DJVideso]

AI can't be phobic against anything. It's literally impossible

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

Where is my comment where I explain the AI didn't even make a joke?

[@ollie_3948]

16:34 actually there is a very homophobic church called the Westboro Baptist Church that made covers of songs back in like 2015. I used to watch videos making fun of them, every once in a while I think back to the I Write Sins, Not Tragedies. “Haven’t you people ever heard of / obeying the word of God?”

[@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial]

This is going to make me cry even more whenever I think about P!atd now

[@anothermiddleschoolburnout8816]

I remember their "Poker Face" parody where they called Lady Gaga "Monster Lady Gay Gay" which was intended as an insult but honestly kinda slays. The chorus went along the lines of: "You ain't got, You ain't got, You ain't got no poker face, (You show your filth to everybody) You just got, You just got, You just got your wh*rish face"

[@animeguykurosaki1]

2:45 "We're just calling everything woke" That's every anti woke person, everything they don't like it woke.

[@nou1186]

“This engine is woke.”

[@topdeckkek2266]

kinda like every person a nazi if they disagree with you

[@YourCreepyUncle.]

Does that mean you are "pro-woke"?

[@ruthie8785]

I don’t rate that burger place too highly my last lunch was woke

[@DogsRNice]

@@YourCreepyUncle.yes

[@nitrosophelin]

currently taking a she/it rn

[@zachflag6506]

As someone really tired of seeing ads for specials like this, this was very cathartic and healing. Thank you JimothyMovies

[@faedragonlucy]

I encountered a conservative furry in the wild, I was bewildered. Bro didn't just shoot himself in the foot, he took both legs out with a cannon.

[@BingusLover45]

They never even realize their hypocrisy

[@Xenomnipotent]

Wait till you hear about Nazi Femboys

[@Bareq_99]

​@@Xenomnipotentor transphobic trans people..

[@cheesegamerlol]

@@Bareq_99 what is a transphobic trans person???

[@glorpri]

​@@cheesegamerloltrans person who is transphobic

[@carriganreilly]

“Yesterday I Triggered You” only on KZbin Red

[@AngryNerdBird]

How does a nonbinary samurai defeat enemies? They/them. What do you do with nonbinary lemons? You make themonade.

[@apatheticobserver5290]

That first one was corny, but rather clever lmfao

[@olvrlcs6812]

12:42 the canadian anthem in the background tho 😭

[@DWithDiagonalStroke]

And the previous one was the PORTUGUESE ANTHEM BABY! PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!!!!!!!

[@tegjag]

8:37 i know several lesbians that would wear that shirt

[@lemonadec0re]

I, a queer, would a 100% wear that shirt

[@Maxxx48281]

I would 100% (I’m hella gay ✂️)

[@freddiefishton]

Real though

[@aleca1964]

im a gay man and i want it

[@eko9554]

Same I thought they would wear that too

[@owenshirrell1150]

please god make merch of that “yeah I support LGBT” shirt design it’s so fucking funny

[@JamieW907]

"what so you wanna change your pronouns huh? well then can I be attack/helicopter" I've herd that knee slapper of a joke 100s of times from kids at my school when I was a kid to fully grown adults 'roasting' me for being trans as an adult today.

[@gay.god.666]

I forgot about the attack helicopter jokes 😭😭😭

[@DolphinII_]

7:11 fox Nation sounds like what a KZbinr from like 2016 would call their fanbase

[@ijsxijijds8jcisj]

“What’s up, Fox Nation? Today I’m here with another BANGER! Today well be OWNING the libs by harassing a 14 year old (insert anything not cishet) for views!”

[@goikyfan26]

Holy shit it does lol 😂

[@Prototype_Gamez]

“What is up Fox Nation? Today we’re gonna be trying this “3am” challenge that I’ve been hearing about!”

[@altalt479]

Anti woke jokes are just them complaining about completely hypothetical things that literally never happen on the planet earth 😭

[@eko9554]

Dude they will make a big deal just because a character is gay or trans even tho that’s what people wanted. While no one gives a shit that kids are dying of hunger in the Philippines.

[@bri.szz17]

they literally need to go outside 😭

[@eko9554]

@@bri.szz17 Anti wokes gotta touch grass

[@damuffin91]

Either that or they mock some troll or internet weirdo that doesn't represent the norm at all. Like that literbox in schools situation that was absolute BS and didn't happen for "woke" reasons. So many people made dumb jokes about that garbage 🙄

[@christinaskittle]

“Schools are having to put litter boxes in classrooms for kids who identify as cats!!!”

[@nicolask.3825]

I don't know if it was us as a community or Jack's mods, but _someone_ stepped up their game cause this one's better than the past few YIAYs

[@mythcafe]

Missed opportunity to say at the end "it'll make your blue hair turn grey"

[@v20574]

nonbinary ghost is literally me

[@thatoneguy9582]

same!!!

[@bagboimuffin4814]

Left leaning humor: I'm Asexual, so sex? no thank you, I rather eat pizza Right leaning humor: If superman was made today, it would be called Super they/them Centrist humor: Skibidi bop bop bop yes yes

[@THE_5050]

This guy gets it. Nobody is funny.

[@SpecialofferFrombeyondtheveil]

@@THE_5050 Finally, the truth has been found.

[@Bareq_99]

Based Altho that asexual joke is kinda old no one uses it now a days.. idk what their new jokes are

[@skoovee]

this guy unlocked the third dimension

[@erikpasquale9902]

based and mogpilled

[@Grooveworthy]

I'm gonna go with "If it Ain't Woke, Don't Fix It"

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

Best comment

[@Grooveworthy]

@@ZebraOnYourNose thank you, I'm very proud of it, actually.

[@ZebraOnYourNose]

@@Grooveworthy As you should

[@NukaKawai]

yes

[@christinaskittle]

Amazing

[@TheShortGirl666]

I think this is my first video I've watched of Jack's for at least 5 years. I'm relieved that he's still funny

[@palmgameboy]

18:52 best cutout moment

[@oweneastwood2223]

not enough comments about this

[@eko9554]

I just happen to love my freedom loving cu-